How dirty are you??

[heat]

Now, i can't say i've ever been known as a 'good girl' but even i was surprised that i managed to rack up a whopping £910.60 fine...

What about you lot?

http://www.robmanuel.com/howdirtyareyou/

[Hypnobabe]

Phew... My £395 is quite paltry in comparison then...

[Ageing Bat]

You mucky moo Heat! Now we all know you not only kissed someone who's name you didn't know but you also pee'd in the pool :shock:

[heat]

You mucky moo Heat! Now we all know you not only kissed someone who's name you didn't know but you also pee'd in the pool :shock:


:lmao:Guilty as charged....

[JanT]

£225

[LucyK!]

£225 for me too! Almost an angel!

[samurai7]

£710.60

I'm pretty seedy, it has to be said :p

PS be careful, the page has a virus that Norton just blocked for me when I opened it.

[mszee]

Whoever didn't open it...please don't...it shows that this page contains virus...

I have the latest edition of virus software...

[LucyK!]

Yeah I've just had a pop-up to say a virus has been removed

[Monstro]

Thought I was skint b4 I did this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JanT]

PS be careful, the page has a virus that Norton just blocked for me when I opened it.

Whoever didn't open it...please don't...it shows that this page contains virus...

I have the latest edition of virus software...


My antivirus must not be working. :shock:

Just doing a virus scan now.

[Hypnobabe]

Yeah I've just had a pop-up to say a virus has been removed

Me too..

[RadioMaster]

Dont need a test like this :saint:

[Hypnobabe]

Dont need a test like this :saint:

Is that because you know exactly how dirty you are already? :lmao:

[RadioMaster]

one of the mods should edit the first post or add a comment, was pure incidence I read the thread first,

[Mick Loaf]

£460.10 - who do I have to pay to get this cleared off?

There goes my radio winnings!:(

[R.]

Restored - link is clean.
Thanks for the warning anyway. :up:

[AndyK]

I've scored better than T'Other half ... whether that makes me more of a :saint: or more of a :devil: I'll leave open to discussion for now :))

[Monstro]

£460.10 - who do I have to pay to get this cleared off?

There goes my radio winnings!:(


ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RadioMaster]

35!! :saint:
said that I'm a good boy :p

[mszee]

395.60...is this bad or good???

And the message about virus still popped...oh well...

[mszee]

I've scored better than T'Other half ... whether that makes me more of a :saint: or more of a :devil: I'll leave open to discussion for now :))

And your score would be?

And her score would be???

[AndyK]

That's for me to know and everyone else to wonder (and keep asking me) about :lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: £410.10


And all the fines were earned within the same hour :mrgreen: :lol:

[Betty]

480.10
Good rate :mrgreen:

[RadioMaster]

feelin somehow left behind here lol

[Betty]

you´re young, you still have plenty of time to catch up lol :p

[RadioMaster]

ok granny



*hides quickly*

[mszee]

That's for me to know and everyone else to wonder (and keep asking me) about :lmao:

Uh Uh...must be like...5...and the other half must be like...6...

[The Flying Mouse]

feelin somehow left behind here lol



:twisted: OK dude, let's get you on the fast track to earning some morality fines.

First, you'll need a sheep.

Then, to kill three birds with one stone, find a male porto recan who is also your co worker............




:shock:

[RadioMaster]

pmsl

[duke knooby]

i'm pure and good and right.. well right anyway

[mszee]

i'm pure and good and right.. well right anyway

Well, 2 out of 3 and so on...

[Ageing Bat]

:shock: £190.10 :shock:

I could have clocked up a bigger fine if it had asked questions like:

Do you hang around on forums with a bunch of perverts? :lmao::lmao:



Neil...... you worry me! :shock:

[mszee]

:shock: £190.10 :shock:

I could have clocked up a bigger fine if it had asked questions like:

Do you hang around on forums with a bunch of perverts? :lmao::lmao:



Neil...... you worry me! :shock:

Oh my god...how many times did you fib...I SO don't believe you!!!

[Ageing Bat]

Oh my god...how many times did you fib...I SO don't believe you!!!

I didn't fib...... it's just that all the things I got fined for were the cheap ones!

[mszee]

I didn't fib...... it's just that all the things I got fined for were the cheap ones!

So...what does it mean...that you're a cheap....what??? :shock: :lmao:

[duke knooby]

i was the same

[mszee]

i was the same

Same as what/who???

[duke knooby]

just cheap ones

[The Flying Mouse]

Neil...... you worry me! :shock:


:twisted: Well, is that in a bad way, or in a pretty funky, exciting, you sexy mother OWW, sort of, yeah baby i've got the cowbells if you've got the horns, freaky, frog soaping, kinda worry you?


:bleh:

[heat]

Well.. there's no fecking hope for me then, is there???:lol:

Ahh... 'twas fun - after all.. we're here for a good time, not a long time...;)

[Ageing Bat]

..... now if someone wants to pay me to stick a bottle of booze up my bum, that should rack up a few hundred!

[Ageing Bat]

:twisted: Well, is that in a bad way, or in a pretty funky, exciting, you sexy mother OWW, sort of, yeah baby i've got the cowbells if you've got the horns, freaky, frog soaping, kinda worry you?


:bleh:


:shock::hic::cheer::retard::yay::panic::weee::moon::raspberry::cheer:

I hit the jackpot!

[mszee]

This thread is turning fast into some kind of asylum...better leg it out of here...

[duke knooby]

..... now if someone wants to pay me to stick a bottle of booze up my bum, that should rack up a few hundred!

be an awful waste of booze though

[heat]

be an awful waste of booze though

Not if you had a straw... :shock:;):lol:

[Hypnobabe]

This thread is turning fast into some kind of asylum...better leg it out of here...

Think I'll come with you, honey...

Not if you had a straw... :shock:;):lol:

Eeuuuuuuuuwwwwwwww!

[Deb]

Now, i can't say i've ever been known as a 'good girl' but even i was surprised that i managed to rack up a whopping £910.60 fine...

What about you lot?

http://www.robmanuel.com/howdirtyareyou/


Holy shit :shock: How did you manage that :? Mine was £525 and I thought that was bad :shock: You must of done EVERYTHING lol

[mszee]

Holy shit :shock: How did you manage that :? Mine was £525 and I thought that was bad :shock: You must of done EVERYTHING lol

That is VERY impressive...

Yeah yeah yeah...I left and came back...and gonna leave now again...:D

[MeatGrl1]

My fine is £75.60 !!!

[Monstro]

..... now if someone wants to pay me to stick a bottle of booze up my bum, that should rack up a few hundred!

The last bottle to be drunk at a meet up lol

[Ageing Bat]

The last bottle to be drunk at a meet up lol


Now all those who were so grateful that I had a secret stash of booze at the Ibis on 23rd May are starting to worry just a little, I bet!

[duke knooby]

My fine is £75.60 !!!

i have to be honest when i say i'm genuinely surprised

[Monstro]

Now all those who were so grateful that I had a secret stash of booze at the Ibis on 23rd May are starting to worry just a little, I bet!

Added to that knowing smile on your face as they raided it lol

[Ageing Bat]

Oh God, my stomach's aching....... I haven't had such a good belly laugh in such a long time. I sooooo needed this thread. Thanks peeps, you're brilliant!

And Emma - I think you need to loosen up and live a bit hun - clock some fines up...... it'll do ya good!

[heat]

You can have someof mine if ya like....

[RadioMaster]

I'm not dirty :nope:


















































just came out of the shower :))

[tinkerbell]

£435.60

that's not too bad, i think

[SamCat]

Firstly i dont have a pound sign!! I got 545.00 :shock:

[SamCat]

Another thing shouldn't there really be 2 people in the room anyway for sex or am i doing it wrong!!

[SW31]

a measley £575.60 shocking thought it would be higher

[duke knooby]

durty bitches lol .................... no offence

no thats not a typo

[mszee]

It looks like I am a virgin in comparison to all of you, UKers...well...almost a virgin...

[SamCat]

Well i've never been in love with a stripper so i'm not that bad!!

[mszee]

Well i've never been in love with a stripper so i'm not that bad!!

Well...being a female...male strippers are all...ummm...bent...so...hard to be in love with one...:lmao:

[SW31]

speak for yourselfs------------------------------LOL

[mszee]

speak for yourselfs------------------------------LOL

You're in love with male stripper...ahem...alrighty then now...*goes for a smoke and to ponder the meaning of life*

[SW31]

no you said all male strippers were "gay"

[SamCat]

My fine would've been bigger if it had been a Ukrainian and not a Puerto Rican!!

[mszee]

no you said all male strippers were "gay"

Most of them are...if you're an exception...I can't say that I've seen you strip...more the pity...I am definitely into big guys...:twisted::lol:

[mszee]

My fine would've been bigger if it had been a Ukrainian and not a Puerto Rican!!

I thought it was the same thing??? :shock:

[SamCat]

Can i add that on then!!!

[SW31]

why not

[mszee]

Why not...Ukranians...Puerto Ricans...who can tell the difference...:lol:

[SamCat]

Ok i'm up to 565.00!!

[SW31]

10 behind me

[mszee]

Ok i'm up to 565.00!!

I am imagining you changing all the questions to suit you and then getting the highest score...hahahahahahahahaha...

[mszee]

10 behind me

Well, you're a big bad biker...who can catch up to you??? :lol:

[SW31]

everyone thats low enough for all to overtake

[SamCat]

Its Heat we have to worry about!!!

[mszee]

everyone thats low enough for all to overtake

WEll...maybe we should invent our own test:

1. Did you stalk Meat?
2. Did you PM Meat?
3. How many PMs you sent to Meat during the last year
4. HOw many of them were nonsense
5. HOw many warnings have you gotten from the mods
6. How many warnings from mods did you actually heed
7. Have you ever been banned?
8. How many infraction points you have?
9. How many more infraction points you need to be permanently banned
10. How many Meat's concerts did you attend on this tour
11. How many more you're planning to attend.
12. On the average...how long it took you to pay off the credit card you paid for the tickets with
13. Have you ever been in chat?
14. If the answer to the above is yes...have you done anything untoward in chat?
15. Have you ever gossiped on this forum...

And the list goes on and on...

[Mick Loaf]

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's fine, I've a bunch of fake Scottish £20 notes that I need to get rid of!:lol:

[SW31]

go on then make the thread
lol

[SamCat]

I dont feel dirty anymore i can only answer 10-15!!!

[SW31]

you forgot 1&2

[SamCat]

you forgot 1&2

I've never done 1 or 2!!!

[Mick Loaf]

:lmao: at the whole thread!

[SW31]

lol

[JanT]

WEll...maybe we should invent our own test:

1. Did you stalk Meat?
2. Did you PM Meat?
3. How many PMs you sent to Meat during the last year
4. HOw many of them were nonsense
5. HOw many warnings have you gotten from the mods
6. How many warnings from mods did you actually heed
7. Have you ever been banned?
8. How many infraction points you have?
9. How many more infraction points you need to be permanently banned
10. How many Meat's concerts did you attend on this tour
11. How many more you're planning to attend.
12. On the average...how long it took you to pay off the credit card you paid for the tickets with
13. Have you ever been in chat?
14. If the answer to the above is yes...have you done anything untoward in chat?
15. Have you ever gossiped on this forum...



I scored 3

[MeatGrl1]

WEll...maybe we should invent our own test:

1. Did you stalk Meat?
2. Did you PM Meat?
3. How many PMs you sent to Meat during the last year
4. HOw many of them were nonsense
5. HOw many warnings have you gotten from the mods
6. How many warnings from mods did you actually heed
7. Have you ever been banned?
8. How many infraction points you have?
9. How many more infraction points you need to be permanently banned
10. How many Meat's concerts did you attend on this tour
11. How many more you're planning to attend.
12. On the average...how long it took you to pay off the credit card you paid for the tickets with
13. Have you ever been in chat?
14. If the answer to the above is yes...have you done anything untoward in chat?
15. Have you ever gossiped on this forum...

And the list goes on and on...

Zina... I feel disinclined to answer this. :shock: !
Most PM's were nonsense however he replied to that nonsense so go figure :-P ! LOL

[mszee]

Zina... I feel disinclined to answer this. :shock: !
Most PM's were nonsense however he replied to that nonsense so go figure :-P ! LOL

Emma...don't take this personally...by saying how many of them were nonsense...I also included those 2 PMs that I've sent to him...so...yeah...I would score on that for a fact...

[mszee]

go on then make the thread
lol

Let me sleep on this...this requires a whole lot more work than I put into this...which was already a LOT...whole 2 minutes flat...

[heat]

Its Heat we have to worry about!!!


Why ever would that be dear? I'm Harmless, me... :-P

[Monstro]

Another thing shouldn't there really be 2 people in the room anyway for sex or am i doing it wrong!!

Or does you, Bob and Marvin count as a threesome??????????????

[heat]

Another thing shouldn't there really be 2 people in the room anyway for sex or am i doing it wrong!!


Well.. you don't nessicarily need two people to have sex... lonesome sex can be fun;) As can more than two...



So i've been told... :roll:;):lol:

[Monstro]

Well.. you don't nessicarily need two people to have sex... lonesome sex can be fun;) As can more than two...



So i've been told... :roll:;):lol:

The reason for Heat's fine paying overdraft was becoming more apparent by the minute LOL

[Muffy]

£220.50 :lol:

Most of that was for one thing :oops:

[Muffy]

BTW Heat, your fine was quite tame, I was expecting every box to be ticked for you..... or was it?! Naughty girl!

[Deb]

I dont feel dirty anymore i can only answer 10-15!!!

LMAO Same here :lol:

I guess we may get more fines on real life stuff, but those who failed miserabley on that one would win hands down here :-P

[RadioMaster]

. If the answer to the above is yes...have you done anything untoward in chat?

I dont know, would you call it untoward to discuss jonty's pron links in chat? (long story, dont ask) :sherlock:

[LucyK!]

I think Zina's test would probably be more telling :p

[AndyK]

:lmao: Zina ... that's a candidate for post of the year in next year's MEATIES!!!

Although you forgot the question about Are your posts grammatically correct ;-)

[RadioMaster]

it's a dirty job......but somebody's gotta do it

[SamCat]

Well.. you don't nessicarily need two people to have sex... lonesome sex can be fun;) As can more than two...



So i've been told... :roll:;):lol:

Yes but thats a separate question a bit further down!!! :bunny:

[mszee]

I have an idea about MLFCUK regulars personality test...need just some time to put it together...I hope weekend comes already at some point...

[mszee]

:lmao: Zina ... that's a candidate for post of the year in next year's MEATIES!!!

Although you forgot the question about Are your posts grammatically correct ;-)

True...I actually came up with some better ones...

Were you a Meat Loaf fan before 1947? If yes...you get one point...for clairvoyance...

[duke knooby]

I have an idea about MLFCUK regulars personality test...need just some time to put it together...I hope weekend comes already at some point...

its a bad idea zina, no good can possibly come from it... worth mentioning rj's 35 quid fine again though

[mszee]

its a bad idea zina, no good can possibly come from it... worth mentioning rj's 35 quid fine again though

Well, you haven't seen that thread, did you?

Been very busy...here, there and everywhere...

[duke knooby]

a personality test thread? no no no not seen it at all

[mszee]

a personality test thread? no no no not seen it at all

Maybe...just maybe...and that would be like...suspending disbelief and taking a leap of faith...

Ahhh...maybe it's cause it ain't there??? :shock:

[firefly]

£290....... not too bad