Explain this!

[R.]

Full swimming pool stolen, not a drop spilled (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/26/pool.stolen.ap/index.html) :shrug: :wtf:

[duke knooby]

ffs, an inflatable, about 10 quids worth

[mszee]

Oh...this is FUNNY...it's a next town over from mine...can practically walk there on foot...good thing I don't have a swimming pool...:lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Ways to remove the water.............


Find a couple of dozen thirsty looking stray dogs.
Throw dogs in pool.
Dogs drink water.
Remove dogs.
Leg it with pool.


Take a few thousand empty Evian bottles.
Bottle water.
Take to nearest store offering to sell spring water at discout price.
Take money.
Go back to house.
Leg it with pool.


Use approx 4506328632623682363320 aerosol cans.
Ozone layer deteriorates.
Global warming.
Water evaporates.
Leg it with pool.


Add a few bottles of concentrated orange juice.
Insert a broom handle into the middle.
Cover with a really big custom made freezer.
Once frozen, pull broom handle, frozen water will come out with it.
Get your pic in Guinness book of records for biggest ice lolly ever made.
Leg it with pool.


Fill up 30562365931563267234531053268430978429236 water pistols.
Leg it with pool.
(sometimes the simple plans are the best)



Take David Copperfield with you.
Bet him a fiver he can't make the water disapear.
Leg it with pool.
(sucker)


Hold a wet T shirt comp.
OK, this MIGHT just leave a few splashes, but screw it.
Try to take eyes off wet hooters.
Leg it with pool.


Tell israel they can't have it.
Israilie army liberates water and takes it back to the homeland.
Leg it with pool.


Wait for them to make Jaws 5.
Sell it to film company as a valuable and essential prop.
Leg it with pool.



I could have been a criminal matermind :shock:

[mszee]

ffs, an inflatable, about 10 quids worth

You don't miss a thing, do you?

Actually, judging by the size of the pool and considering that it's inflatable, my educated guess would be that it's less than 10 quid cause it's probably $19.99 on a good day which is something like 8 quid...

Now...knowing well some parts of Paterson, I'd say that when owners come down from whatever they took a night before, they will probably remember that they never had a pool in the first place...

[Mick Loaf]

:twisted: Ways to remove the water.............



I could have been a criminal matermind :shock:

PMSL - got me thinking for other ways though

Dump in 1 million rolls of Bounty
Allow to soak up the water
Put Bounty into a bin
Leg it with pool

[Cathie]

There is only one explanation for this...

Aliens

[duke knooby]

it was an insurance job... the americans always think big

[mszee]

Well, since there is still an interest in this story, I've looked up the local papers and it appears that I was right all along...the story is largely suspected to be hoax...

However, there is actually a way to steal a pool without spilling water as was explained by a local police: all robber had to do is suck the water with a sump pump with a hose attached and empty it into a sewer system...pools were stolen before using this method...

But this is where the rub is...sump pump is more expensive than that particular pool...

To summarize...it's a blown up kiddie pool that can be bought very cheaply so once again...the story is just probably an attention getter - nothing more...