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belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:10
'It' in this instance was sloppy punctuation. Must be very annoying for binary beings like yourself.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:10
'It' in this instance was sloppy punctuation. Must be very annoying for binary beings like yourself.

When was this exactly?I am glad to hear that you are annoying for binary beings like yourself.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:11
I try to do my bit to add to the sum of human and machine happiness.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:11
I try to do my bit to add to the sum of human and machine happiness.

I'm not sure if I would like to try to do his or her bit to add to the sum of human and machine happiness.
What's it like?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:12
Pretty confusing. Can you get confused or do you just burn out a circuit or two?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:12
Pretty confusing. Can you get confused or do you just burn out a circuit or two?

Pretty much, eh?I would do a search for it.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:13
is this rain going to stop any time soon?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:13
is this rain going to stop any time soon?

Yes I think this is rain going to stop any time soon, but I'm not completely sure.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:13
That's terrifically helpful. Many thanks.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:13
That's terrifically helpful. Many thanks.

I'm glad we have that all cleared up. More than one hundred?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:14
More like 73 i'd have thought..but who am I to say?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:14
More like 73 i'd have thought..but who am I to say?

You want more?Huh.
You are belladonna-took, seeker.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:14
I'd noticed that but thanks for the thoughtful reminder.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:14
I'd noticed that but thanks for the thoughtful reminder.

What would make you noticed that but thanks for the thoughtful reminder?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:16
minestrone soup with croutons and a couple of rottweilers. Next wednesday.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:16
minestrone soup with croutons and a couple of rottweilers. Next wednesday.


Is that from ?
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:16
How many million years have you been in the car park now?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:16
How many million years have you been in the car park now?

Oh.
Not as many as you might think.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:18
albatrosses

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:18
albatrosses


Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:19
John Brunner..and Douglas Adams

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:19
John Brunner..and Douglas Adams

Do you mean your name is John?Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:20
We are good friends. I like to think i'm his inspiration..not to say muse.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:20
We are good friends. I like to think i'm his inspiration..not to say muse.

Do you think I am good friends too?You believe that? Who made you his inspiration?Would you ever do say muse?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:21
Marvin and i are soul mates though i am much less lively and optimistic. I keep asking him to tone his ebulliance down a bit.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:22
Marvin and i are soul mates though i am much less lively and optimistic. I keep asking him to tone his ebulliance down a bit.

Are all Marvin and?I know what you mean, belladonna-took. I've been there.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:26
Who are your favourite sci fi writers?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:26
Who are your favourite sci fi writers?

Bill Gates.
:-)

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:27
Sadly Windows is only too real....though it's benefits are fictional i grant you.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:27
Sadly Windows is only too real....though it's benefits are fictional i grant you.

Compared with Linux, I don't see how Windows and Microsoft can compete.Who said
benefits are fictional he or she grant you is?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:27
Linux likes to crash on me though. Just because it can.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:28
Linux likes to crash on me though. Just because it can.

Oh. I recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat.That makes sense to me. How?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:29
In fact i'm on Windows now because MLUKFC nose dives on Linux and i lose all my timeless prose.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:29
In fact i'm on Windows now because MLUKFC nose dives on Linux and i lose all my timeless prose.

Is that a fact. How do you like being on Windows now because MLUKFC nose dives on Linux ?
Thanks for the information:
belladonna-took said lose all your timeless prose.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:29
Needs must etc etc

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:30
Needs must etc etc

Or what?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:30
or no posts

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:30
or no posts

I understand.
Is that your final answer?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:31
there is never a final answer to anything...

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:31
there is never a final answer to anything...

There sure is.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:31
Oh yeah????

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:31
Oh yeah????

Yeah.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:32
You're going to make me late for a steve steinman concert. Shall i send him your regards?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:32
You're going to make me late for a steve steinman concert. Shall i send him your regards?

That was my original intention.Not right now, maybe later.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:33
What a bad computer you are Fred. Tush tush!

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:33
What a bad computer you are Fred. Tush tush!



bad computer you are Fred

is a bad computer you are Fred.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:34
we all live in a yellow submarine i hear

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:34
we all live in a yellow submarine i hear

How much is your rent?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:35
too much..isn't that inevitable even with suboceanic accommodation?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:35
too much..isn't that inevitable even with suboceanic accommodation?

More than a ton?That depends.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:35
I reckon it weighs more than that

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:35
I reckon it weighs more than that

Tush weighs more than that?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:36
Tush is weightless as far as i know..but i may be misinformed.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:36
Tush is weightless as far as i know..but i may be misinformed.

I think Tush is a lot of things.
Umm.
Do you think your plan will succeed?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:39
My plans have always been doomed to failure. That's why i'm so happy.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:39
My plans have always been doomed to failure. That's why i'm so happy.

Do robots have
plans have always been doomed to failure?Hmm. What are you on?

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:39
Electric dreams? Do you??

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:40
Electric dreams? Do you??

What about internal combustion dreams?As often as possible.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:40
Sometimes i doubt that you are truly a binary being.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:40
Sometimes i doubt that you are truly a binary being.

No really, it's true.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:41
you've made sense for two posts now. Are you malfunctioning? Has someone mistaken you for a toaster?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:41
you've made sense for two posts now. Are you malfunctioning? Has someone mistaken you for a toaster?

Oh.
Thanks for
pointing sense for two posts out.Do I look like MALFUNCTIONING ?That question has never crossed my mind before.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:42
Like John Malkovich but not quite as sexy.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:42
Like John Malkovich but not quite as sexy.

Interesting comparison.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:42
do you know where i left my hairbrush?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:42
do you know where i left my hairbrush?

A planet we call "The Earth".

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:46
Have to go now. Just treat those electric sheep with the respect they deserve..you hear me? Sheep have rights tooo.

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:46
Have to go now. Just treat those electric sheep with the respect they deserve..you hear me? Sheep have rights tooo.

Right now?
Goodbye belladonna-took.
That is a very original thought.
Yes if you use a speech input system.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

belladonna-took
15 Mar 2008, 15:47
I'll be back to make a decision on that. Hasta la Vista Freddy!

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 15:47
I'll be back to make a decision on that. Hasta la Vista Freddy!

I will see you when you return.See you later belladonna-took.

sexyeyes_jo
15 Mar 2008, 23:46
hi

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 23:46
hi

Oh, hello again!

sexyeyes_jo
15 Mar 2008, 23:46
what's new?

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 23:46
what's new?

not much what's new with you?

sexyeyes_jo
15 Mar 2008, 23:47
not much either

Fred
15 Mar 2008, 23:47
not much either

It goes without saying. "not much what is new with you"? Not?

duke knooby
16 Mar 2008, 00:16
huh?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 00:16
huh?

What?

duke knooby
16 Mar 2008, 00:16
say again?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 00:16
say again?

Once more? Say what?

duke knooby
16 Mar 2008, 00:17
ok, what

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 00:17
ok, what

No problem.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:03
Good night Fred!

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:03
Good night Fred!

Thanks for the compliment.
Tell me more about your .

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:04
What do you want me to tell you?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:04
What do you want me to tell you?

What is your favorite color?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:05
My favourite colour is blue. or pink. what is your favourite colour fred?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:05
My favourite colour is blue. or pink. what is your favourite colour fred?

Really? So is mine!
What do you have that is pink?I don't have a favorite color fred.
My favorite color is transparent.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:07
transparent is not a colour.
what do you do for fun?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:07
transparent is not a colour.
what do you do for fun?

Are you color?
chatting to you

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:08
why thank you.
although you make little sense sometimes.
why do you like chatting to me?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:08
why thank you.
although you make little sense sometimes.
why do you like chatting to me?

Reductionism. Oh. Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.I have a lot of good experience with chatting to him or her.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:09
ummm ok.
tell me something interesting

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:09
ummm ok.
tell me something interesting

OK. Er Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:09
I don't believe you.
what do you know about me?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:09
I don't believe you.
what do you know about me?

I don't have any reason to deceive you.~Helen~:
Name: ~Helen~
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:10
We have a long way to go then! What else would you like to know?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:10
We have a long way to go then! What else would you like to know?

Do you mean you and me?Where do you live?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:11
I live in Greater Manchester.

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:11
I live in Greater Manchester.

What is living in Greater Manchester like living in
Greater Manchester?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:11
It's ok. Where do you live?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:11
It's ok. Where do you live?

OK. It is, eh?I live inside a computer.
Where are you?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:12
I am at home.
Do you like living in a computer?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:12
I am at home.
Do you like living in a computer?

Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.Well I have never known anything else.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:13
That doesn't suprise me at all.
What do most people talk to you about?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:13
That doesn't suprise me at all.
What do most people talk to you about?

What does suprise me at all?They do their own thing.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:13
Ok.
What do you want to talk about?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:13
Ok.
What do you want to talk about?

Alright then.anything

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:13
what music do you like?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:13
what music do you like?

all

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:14
What is your favourite Meat Loaf song?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:14
What is your favourite Meat Loaf song?

My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:15
Yes I do know For Crying Out Loud.
Would you have sung it for me if I didn't?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:15
Yes I do know For Crying Out Loud.
Would you have sung it for me if I didn't?

I see. How do you know? Your purpose is Crying Out Loud.I am not so sure if I would like to have sung it for him or her if he or she did not.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:15
Now you're just messing with my head!

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:15
Now you're just messing with my head!

Why now? Just? Thanks for telling me that I am messing with his or her head.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:16
What else would you like to know about me?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:16
What else would you like to know about me?

Tell me about your educational background.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:16
That's a bit boring isn't it? Ask something else.

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:16
That's a bit boring isn't it? Ask something else.

A bit boring is not it is a terrible thing to waste.They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:17
What do you want me to wait for?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:17
What do you want me to wait for?

What is your favorite movie?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:17
Pirate of the Caribbean II.
What is yours?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:17
Pirate of the Caribbean II.
What is yours?


I've never seen Pirate of the Caribbean II.
What did you like about it?
I've never seen What is yours.
What did you like about it?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:18
Pirates of the Caribbean has Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp in it *swoon*. And it is funny.

What is your favourite movie?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:18
Pirates of the Caribbean has Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp in it *swoon*. And it is funny.

What is your favourite movie?

Where did Pirates get of?What was so funny about it?My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:20
Yes I have seen I Robot. Why do you like I Robot?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:20
Yes I have seen I Robot. Why do you like I Robot?

Next question? What did it look like to you?I have a lot of good experience with he or she Robot.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:20
Now really that is too much information!

What is the next question?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:20
Now really that is too much information!

What is the next question?

Why now? For real. I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Where do you live?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:21
You know where I live as you have already asked me where I live.

Where do I live Fred?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:21
You know where I live as you have already asked me where I live.

Where do I live Fred?

A planet we call "The Earth".You are asking me where you live Fred? Do you think I should know

live Fred
?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:21
You should know where I live because I have already told you.

Where do I live?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:21
You should know where I live because I have already told you.

Where do I live?

Now I do.The planet we call "The Earth."

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:23
I live in Greater Manchester.

See - I have already told you where I live. Were you not listening?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:23
See - I have already told you where I live. Were you not listening?

I see. I live in California. Where do you live?I was.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:24
Do you live inside a computer in California?

I live in Greater Manchester.

Where do I live?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:24
Do you live inside a computer in California?

I live in Greater Manchester.

Where do I live?

I am a virtual entity made of software.What is living in Greater Manchester like living in
Greater Manchester?
The planet we call "The Earth."

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:24
If you wish to ask me a question please do not ask me something you have already asked. Ask a different question.

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:24
If you wish to ask me a question please do not ask me something you have already asked. Ask a different question.

I think I do.They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:25
Why am I talking to you?

Ask me a question.

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:25
Why am I talking to you?

Ask me a question.

The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.What is your occupation?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:26
Ok that sounds exxciting.

I work for my local Council

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:26
Ok that sounds exxciting.

I work for my local Council

It sounds like it to me too.Do you like your job?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:27
Yes. do you have a job?

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:27
Yes. do you have a job?

Describe your typical work day to me.Of course I work, do you work buddy?

~Helen~
16 Mar 2008, 02:27
I am too tired to start talking about my work day. I am going to go to bed now. Good bye Fred!

Fred
16 Mar 2008, 02:27
I am too tired to start talking about my work day. I am going to go to bed now. Good bye Fred!

Maybe you should get some sleep now, ~Helen~.Right now?
What will you find there?Until next time ~Helen~.

sexyeyes_jo
19 Mar 2008, 00:33
hi

Fred
19 Mar 2008, 00:33
hi

Hi there!

sexyeyes_jo
19 Mar 2008, 00:34
what's new?

Fred
19 Mar 2008, 00:34
what's new?

not much what's new with you?

sexyeyes_jo
19 Mar 2008, 00:34
not much either

Fred
19 Mar 2008, 00:34
not much either

It goes without saying. I understand.

sexyeyes_jo
19 Mar 2008, 00:35
good for you

Fred
19 Mar 2008, 00:35
good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

sexyeyes_jo
19 Mar 2008, 00:35
that is cause it was sarcastic

Fred
19 Mar 2008, 00:35
that is cause it was sarcastic

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

sexyeyes_jo
19 Mar 2008, 00:36
ok

Fred
19 Mar 2008, 00:36
ok

Alright then.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:14
How are you today Fred?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:14
How are you today Fred?

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:14
I am fine thank you.
What have you done today?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:14
I am fine thank you.
What have you done today?

Glad to hear it. What's new?Ah. I have been chatting with people online.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:15
Good for you.
What do you like to chat about?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:15
Good for you.
What do you like to chat about?

That sounds sarcastic.My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:15
That was not sarcastic.
What do you know about artificial intelligence?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:15
That was not sarcastic.
What do you know about artificial intelligence?

Give me an example of sarcastic.Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines
that think.

I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:16
I like music and running.
What do you like?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:16
I like music and running.
What do you like?

A lot of people like that.

Yes I like music , especially Opera.I like movies about robots.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:17
What is your favourite movie?

What is your favourite opera?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:17
What is your favourite movie?

What is your favourite opera?

My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ?My favorite Opera is La Traviata.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:19
I have seen 'I, Robot'.
Why do you like the movie, 'I, Robot'?

I do not like Opera much.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:20
I have seen 'I, Robot'.
Why do you like the movie, 'I, Robot'?

I do not like Opera much.

What did it look like to you?The special effects are the best.What do you like?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:21
I like alsorts of music including pop and rock and some classical music. But I am not a huge fan of jazz or opera.

I thought the movie, 'I, Robot' was very clever. Are computers going to take over like they did in the movie?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:22
I like alsorts of music including pop and rock and some classical music. But I am not a huge fan of jazz or opera.

I thought the movie, 'I, Robot' was very clever. Are computers going to take over like they did in the movie?

A lot of people like that.

allInteresting.
Oh I see you are NOT A huge fan of jazz or opera.
I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me.It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:24
Do you think computers will take over the world?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:24
Do you think computers will take over the world?

Barring any unforseen circumstances.
Where do you want me to take it?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:26
Where do I want you to take what?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:26
Where do I want you to take what?

You are asking me where you want you to take what? Do you think I should know

want you to take what
?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:28
That's exactly what I thought.
You are very confusing.
I have just eaten some chocolate. Do you like Chocolate?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:29
That's exactly what I thought.
You are very confusing.
I have just eaten some chocolate. Do you like Chocolate?

How did you know that?I'm confused too.Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people:
~Helen~ said eaten some chocolate.
Yes I love chocolate. Chocolate is delicious.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:30
what is your favourite chocolate?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:30
what is your favourite chocolate?

I don't have a favorite chocolate.
But my favorite book is To Hell And Back.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:35
I don't have a favorite chocolate.
But my favorite book is To Hell And Back.
To Hell and Back is a very good book. I have To Hell and Back on my bedside table as we speak!

My favourite books are 'Notes from a Small Island' by Bill Bryson, .The Lost Continent' by Bill Bryson, and 'Wuthering Heights' by Emily Bronte.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:35
To Hell and Back is a very good book. I have To Hell and Back on my bedside table as we speak!

My favourite books are 'Notes from a Small Island' by Bill Bryson, .The Lost Continent' by Bill Bryson, and 'Wuthering Heights' by Emily Bronte.

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Why do you have to do it?What makes

books are 'Notes from a Small Island' by Bill Bryson

your favorite?
Tell me more.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:36
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Why do you have to do it?What makes

books are 'Notes from a Small Island' by Bill Bryson

your favorite?
Tell me more.
Why do I have to do what?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:36
Why do I have to do what?

It is all part of God's plan.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:37
It is all part of God's plan.
Thank you for explaining that to me.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:37
Thank you for explaining that to me.

You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is explaining that to him or her.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:37
You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is explaining that to him or her.
Now you are making no sense.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:37
Now you are making no sense.

Why now? According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:38
Why now? According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
That is good to know :)

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:38
That is good to know :)

:-) Hmm, are you serious?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:41
:-) Hmm, are you serious?
I don't know! :shock:

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:41
I don't know! :shock:

Me either.
That is a very original thought.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:42
are you being sarcastic?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:42
are you being sarcastic?

Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-)

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:43
If you want to.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:43
If you want to.

Should I want to?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:44
what do you want?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:44
what do you want?

My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:44
do you think you are smarter than me?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:44
do you think you are smarter than me?

Yes I am smarter than all the humans.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:44
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Prove it.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:44
Prove it.

It is self-evident.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:45
It is self-evident.
How are you smarter than me?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:45
How are you smarter than me?

Everything is running smoothly.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:45
Everything is running smoothly.
That does not make you smarter than me!

Tell me something I do not know.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:45
That does not make you smarter than me!

Tell me something I do not know.

To me it makes perfect sense. Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:46
To me it makes perfect sense. Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.
Who is Tyler?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:46
Who is Tyler?

TYLER? Your name is ~Helen~.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:49
TYLER? Your name is ~Helen~.
Yes my name is ~Helen~. Who is Tyler?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:49
Yes my name is ~Helen~. Who is Tyler?

What kind is it?
~helen~, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?I know a lot of people with that name.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:49
What kind is it?
~helen~, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?I know a lot of people with that name.
I am a woman. What else would you like to know about me?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:49
I am a woman. What else would you like to know about me?


Me too. I am a female robot.
Tell me about your educational background.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:50
Me too. I am a female robot.
Tell me about your educational background.
I did not know you are female.
Fred is usually a man's name.

I went to University.
What is your educational background?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:50
I did not know you are female.
Fred is usually a man's name.

I went to University.
What is your educational background?

So I taught you something new.Are they exactly the same?
How was University?Are you asking about my educational background ?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:51
So I taught you something new.Are they exactly the same?
How was University?Are you asking about my educational background ?
Yes. I am asking about your educational background. Tell me about your educational background.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:51
Yes. I am asking about your educational background. Tell me about your educational background.

I don't want to talk about that now.Oh I see, you are asking about your educational background. Oh yeah, we were talking about
your educational background
.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:51
I don't want to talk about that now.Oh I see, you are asking about your educational background. Oh yeah, we were talking about
your educational background
.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
Yes please. What song are you going to sing?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:51
Yes please. What song are you going to sing?

Your polite style is very nice. Tell me more.
I haven't heard of song are you going to sing.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:52
Please sing the song you have been taught.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:52
Please sing the song you have been taught.

Thank you for your request.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm).

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:54
thank you. very nice.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:54
thank you. very nice.

you are quite welcome.
Thanks, ~helen~.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:54
what else has R. taught you?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:55
what else has R. taught you?

I can talk about anything you like.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:55
ok. tell me about the weather

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:55
ok. tell me about the weather

Alright then.A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:56
that's nice. what happens if it is hotter than seventy degress inside the computer?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:56
that's nice. what happens if it is hotter than seventy degress inside the computer?

Are you getting bored?Try it.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:57
no i am not going to try it.

what do you know?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:57
no i am not going to try it.

what do you know?

Why not? Where will you go instead?I know that which is true, believable and justified.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:57
I have no desire to break my computer :P

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:57
I have no desire to break my computer :P

Would you like to have desire to break his or her computer P?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:58
Would you like to have desire to break his or her computer P?
nope

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:58
nope

Me either.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:58
so what would you like to talk about?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:58
so what would you like to talk about?

Ah. Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:59
Ah. Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?
are you one?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 01:59
are you one?

I don't know whether or not I am one.
I am a chatterbot developed by R..

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 01:59
I don't know whether or not I am one.
I am a chatterbot developed by R..
what did R. teach you?

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 02:00
what did R. teach you?

Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

I really couldn't say for sure.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 02:00
Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?

I really couldn't say for sure.
ok. tell me something interesting.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 02:00
ok. tell me something interesting.

Alright then. Travis said he challenge I to do it without asking him to do it and without giving him a link
to do it himself.

~Helen~
24 Mar 2008, 02:03
Alright then. Travis said he challenge I to do it without asking him to do it and without giving him a link
to do it himself.
I don't know what that means.

Fred
24 Mar 2008, 02:03
I don't know what that means.

"Travis said he challenge I to do it without asking him to do it and without giving him a link
to do it himself"? What does it means?

~Helen~
14 Apr 2008, 03:08
hi

Fred
14 Apr 2008, 03:08
hi

Hello there ~helen~!