I wish I hadn't ...

[R.]

I wish I hadn't started this thread. :bleh:
And you?

[Rickmonster]

I wish you had started it a long time ago, but now I do not care.

[snowy]

I wish I had not had to sit through 2+ hours of a parents evening tonight!:roll:

[Rickmonster]

I wish I hadn't responded to this thread in the first place.

[AndyK]

I wish I hadn't even looked to see this latest spam thread created by R. ...

[mszee]

I wish I didn't think this was some clever youtube video that I have to postpone watching until I get home to hear it properly...but then got bored at work and clicked on this thread anyway and found THIS...

[tinkerbell]

I wish i had'nt bothered...

[RadioMaster]

i wish i wouldnt give a carp lol

[mszee]

I wish this thread wasn't now in my favorites and every time somebody does NOT wish something I have to know about it...

[AndyK]

I wish I hadn't eaten quite so much cake tonight

[mszee]

I wish I didn't come here yet again seeing how AndyK's post is the last and thinking maybe he is moderating R.

[AndyK]

I wish I hadn't ignored the art students at Harrogate College when I studied engineering there ... could be friends with a top TV star now!

[LucyK!]

Never ignore art students :twisted:

I wish I hadn't started this part of my course...I'm crap at it!

[Rickmonster]

I wish I hadn't majored in math. Maybe could have been that top TV star.

[RadioMaster]

i wish i wasnt that tv star :))

[R.]

... posted in the "I have never ..." thread. :bleh:

[duke knooby]

done what i did on the weekend that didnt happen

[Lord Kagan]

met rj :p

[MeatGrl1]

:wtf: :lmao: !!!

R. were you bored again :lol: ?

[mszee]

Come back to this thread looking for something profound...

[Hypnobabe]

... followed you.

[mszee]

Followed YOU...

[Monstro]

clicked on new posts

[samurai7]

I wish I hadn't picked up that hitch-hiker. He just wouldn't shut up, so I had to shut him up. I hope they never find the body.

[R.]

I wish I hadn't picked up that hitch-hiker. He just wouldn't shut up, so I had to shut him up. I hope they never find the body.

I wish I hadn't told you ...
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[samurai7]

I wish I hadn't told you ...

gotta love Bricktop, eh?

[mszee]

I wish I didn't hang on to every word of our esteemed leader...cause some of those words are...:roll:

[AndyK]

... started playing Gold Strike tonight.

[~Helen~]

...picked a really pointless/stupid username for this forum!

[Deb]

... given so much of me to people who really don't deserve it :?

[Betty]

been so lazy today

[mszee]

forget my lunch today

[Betty]

... stayed awake so long last night

[AndyK]

... had to come to London today.

[Battybarb]

....stayed up so late tonight

[Blackkat13]

ate so much candy

[AndyK]

had such a :shit: day

[Battybarb]

ever got married !

[The Flying Mouse]

ever got married !

:twisted: But then you wouldn't have such a lovely daughter, and such a handsome, witty, and generally wonderful son in law :mrgreen: (not to forget MODEST of course :wink: )



Don't forget Barb, freedom is a mere frozen leg of lamb away :devil:

Don't worry hun, i'll give the old git some of his own medicine while i'm down :wink:

[Battybarb]

There is that i suppose,it has its good points when you put it like that,you might not be able to give him some stick cos if he keeps on he will be under the patio at the pub :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

he will be under the patio at the pub :twisted:

:twisted: You gonna need some SERIOUS digging equipment for that job :shock:

[Battybarb]

Its ok ive alredy hired a JCB,ive tried a shovel and i wish i never

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: i wish i hadn't said yes to helping my aunt out at the pub but on the other hand i am earning some money, but the other thing is i have to see the old man first thing in the morning and that ain't a pretty site lol :devil:

[Battybarb]

I wish i hadnt eaten that chinese tonight :barf:

[Battybarb]

stayed up so late again tonight...........

[Monstro]

woken up at 6am

[Battybarb]

gone to work today........

[Battybarb]

i wish i hadnt said i would work overtime tomorrow !!

[belladonna-took]

stayed up til 3am last night

[Battybarb]

gone to work today

[samurai7]

:twisted: But then you wouldn't have such a lovely daughter, and such a handsome, witty, and generally wonderful son in law :mrgreen:



what, is Jo two-timing you? :p

I wish I hadn't dunked that biccie in my brew. It's only gone and broken in half into the cup! :bicker:

[sexyeyes_jo]

what, is Jo two-timing you? :p

I wish I hadn't dunked that biccie in my brew. It's only gone and broken in half into the cup! :bicker:

:twisted: why would i want to two time neil as he makes me the happiest woman in the world.

I wish I never gone to work today.
But at least i'm with my lovely hubby now :D

[Battybarb]

i wish i hadnt told my mate i wouldnt go out tonight,i could do with a right good drink :hic:

[Battybarb]

i wished i hadnt cheated on my diet today :wall:

[sexyeyes_jo]

:twisted: i wish i hadn't given marlene a squeaky toy now she won't bloody stop squeaking it :roll:

[duke knooby]

i wish i hadn't

[Battybarb]

i wish i hadnt eaten that chocolate

[MeatGrl1]

Gone to THAT bathroom !!!!!!!

[SamCat]

I really wish i hadn't shown Serge the "I'm F**king Matt Damon" clip i think i sat through it at least 10 times yesterday and he's singing it the rest of the time!!

[Monstro]

I really wish i hadn't shown Serge the "I'm F**king Matt Damon" clip i think i sat through it at least 10 times yesterday and he's singing it the rest of the time!!

Clothed???? LOL

[SamCat]

Clothed, semi clothed and just socks but always with gusto!!!

[Monstro]

You do have a video function on the camera you know

[Betty]

You do have a video function on the camera you know

God, I hope that was just meant as a hint for Emma and that it´s not you who´s interested in seeing Serge semi clothed :shock:

[Monstro]

God, I hope that was just meant as a hint for Emma and that it´s not you who´s interested in seeing Serge semi clothed :shock:

It was a hint lol, I've heard the "Life is a lemon" story too often

[SamCat]

It was a hint lol, I've heard the "Life is a lemon" story too often

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now lol!!!

[Betty]

It was a hint lol, I've heard the "Life is a lemon" story too often

:lawl: fair enough... and slightly relieved now lol

To be back on topic:

I wish I hadn´t stayed up so late last night

[RadioMaster]

It was a hint lol, I've heard the "Life is a lemon" story too often

thought it was frying pan

[sexyeyes_jo]

i wish i hadn't got up this morning

[Monstro]

gone onto youtube, here I go lol

[Battybarb]

Been such a nice person

[MeatGrl1]

Trusted so easily, you always end up hurt a lot more when things go wrong !

[Battybarb]

got up so early

[sexyeyes_jo]

got up so early

same here :roll:

[belladonna-took]

missed an important appointment

[Deb]

Trusted so easily, you always end up hurt a lot more when things go wrong !

amen to that...

[Battybarb]

gone to the doctors,sat in there for an hour and a half