Excuses, excuses ...

[R.]

I ran out of gas.
I had a flat tire.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from out of town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake.
A terrible flood.
Locusts.
It wasn't my fault!

So, what's your excuse?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Been watching Blues Brothers huh? :elwood: :elwood: :mrgreen:


I was kidnapped by aliens :yep:

[R.]

I was held captive by renegade nuns on wheels.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: My dog ate my car keys.

[R.]

I couldn't find my glasses. :shrug:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I got locked in the toilet.

[R.]

My cellphone fell into the loo. :yep:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I was just on my way, then it happened, the second coming of Christ :yikes:

[R.]

The clowns made me do it. :bleh:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: It wasn't me.

[RadioMaster]

no no no, you got it all wrong

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: See, I have this evil twin i've never mentioned before.......... :yep:

[RadioMaster]

my phone didnt work, i didnt check my emails yet, i wasnt home, etc etc etc

[sexyeyes_jo]

sorry i'm late my dad swolloed a moth and was choking on it and he was puking up :yep:

[Battybarb]

must be a mind reader ,was just gonna post that one lol

[Battybarb]

sorry im late,been waiting over half hour for a bus ((not))

[Lord Kagan]

its 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and were wearing sunglasses

[Battybarb]

The dog ate my door keys

[RadioMaster]

didnt catch the train/bus/tram/other transportation vehicle

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: But you told me to :shock:

[RadioMaster]

aaah, you meant it that way?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: What?

But I was waiting outside the OTHER McDonalds :doh:

[RadioMaster]

erm.....but- yes, yes, yes, but, ähem..... I.... actually, yeah, erm, ergh..... really??

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: My watch stopped.

[R.]

I was having an OBE - Out of Body Experience. :whistle:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I stopped to buy you flowers.

Where's the flowers?

errrrrrrrr............... :badidea:

[sexyeyes_jo]

but my dog did ate my homework honestly

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Espionage :yep:

[R.]

I was too busy doing nothing. :smartass:

[sexyeyes_jo]

i accidently missplaced my homework

[angelica]

I was abducted by aliens!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: There was this really important news on .net..............



Nobody would believe that one :badidea:


:lmao:

[Battybarb]

But you never told me..............

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You said you were going to do it.

[mszee]

My computer crashed...beat that one!

[sexyeyes_jo]

i accidently fell down a man hole on the way to meeting you :roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I tried to call, but there was no answer :shrug:

[mszee]

I tried to pay your bill via paypal/credit card, etc...but the website was down...

[mszee]

My internet provider filed bankruptcy...looking for a new one even as we speak...

[mszee]

I kept calling and calling but your number is permanently busy...called operator and they told me it's out of service.

[mszee]

Check I've sent you came back - sorry, I forgot to affix the stamp...:oops:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: My car had been stolen earlier that day, so I couldn't have been driving.

[mszee]

Mailbox on the corner caught fire - payment for your services was in it.

[mszee]

I did sent you a check!!! I did!!!

Ah...it was unsigned...well, send it back and I'll gladly sign it when I get it back that is...

[mszee]

My boss is out of town...(classic)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I thought the safty catch was on :shrug:

[Battybarb]

Having to be brought home by two friends after a night out in a London club,so pissed,
excuse " i"m not drunk ,i had an asthma attack on the bus"

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Demonic possession :yep:

[Hypnobabe]

The cat vomited in my shoes, and I had to clean them before I could leave...

[AndyK]

The voices stopped telling me what to do.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The dead started walking the earth :faint:

[Battybarb]

there was the biggest spider in the house..

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The train broke down over a bridge, and we couldn't move for hours.

[Battybarb]

there were no buses

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I would have gotton away with it if it wasn't for those damn kids :bicker:

[Battybarb]

i missed the last train...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Armed uprising.

[Battybarb]

a load of zombies escaped from the graveyard..causing a traffic jam

[duke knooby]

was flying from heathrow terminal 5

[Battybarb]

i like that one lol..


the dog swallowed my car keys and i had to take her to the vets

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: My missus went out this morning and forgot to take the handcuffs off me and the bedpost first :oops:

[Battybarb]

the bathroom door got stuck and i couldnt get out..