The Person Below Me.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: An unholy alliance between the "Slapped Or Saved" and "The Person Above Me (alternative)" threads. :wtf:


Post a fact about the next person to post (even though you don't know who it is)

Someone will admit that the fact is about them (including explanation is always good :up: ) and then post the next fact.


The person below me.............


Killed Kenny.

[Battybarb]

yea he was getting on my nerves

the person below me hid Kennys dead body

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah gonna dig a hole in the garden to put his bodie in

the person below me has met meat loaf more than once

[Battybarb]

Too right and it was great...............beast time in Bromley

the person below me can sing well on stage

[sexyeyes_jo]

only when im drunk lol

the person below me can dance like patrick swayze

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Yeah, I get that a lot :mrgreen:
It was all those salsa lessons, and winning the world championship was a bit of a boost.

The person below me leart 5 different languages in one afternoon.

[Battybarb]

How did you know ?was keeping it secret lol

The person below me has a favourite hobby..........Bungee Jumping

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah i do that all the time

the person below me can pole dance

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well, it all started one rather drunken night in town.
I'd lost my wallet and was short on cab fair, so I found the nearest lamp post near a crowd of women and shook my money maker :shrug:
The rest,as they say, is history.


Won the world dominoes championship last year.

[Battybarb]

yea,been plying for years...second year running that ive won,was taught by Alf Garnet



the person below me is training to be in the SAS

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I ran over the prime ministers dog :oops:

So, it was either saying sorry and doing 5 and a half hours community service, or join a secret government department that trained me in unarmed combat, assasination methods, commuications, how to drive/fly/sail any vehicle, and make a bloody good cup of tea.

I didn't have much choice did I? :shrug:


Kidnapped Michael Bolton.

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah i kidnapped him and made him sing to me, how can we be lovers and how am i suppose to live without you.

the person below me starred in ghost

[Battybarb]

yea,only had a small part,was one of the demon ghosts,had fun filming,had to go into hell


The person below me had a part in all of the Rocky films

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Correct :yep:
Originally it was a large part, but then they found out I could kick Stalone's ass, so they had to downsize my character considerablly so as not to show him up too much.


Invented spectacles.

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah i did invented spectacles and it seemed like a good idea at the time

the person below me likes to straighten their hair alot

[Battybarb]

Correct....all the time,cannot stand frizzy hair..

the person below me has been around Brands Hatch in a brand new racing car 100 times

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Correct.
I was only changing a wheel during a pit stop and my jacket got caught on a nut and I was off :bicker:



The person below was involved with The Bay Of Pigs incident :bleh:

[Battybarb]

very true,was 2nd in command and takind orders from Kennedy


The person below in secretly in charge of the whole of the FBI

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah thats right but sssssshhhhhhhh as no one is meant to know

the person below is secretly related to jon bon jovi

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I am.

I got all the good looks and talent :mrgreen:



Taught Sir John Mills how to act.

[sexyeyes_jo]

thats definately true im not just a pretty face i have hidden talents

the person below me has been in a film with johnny depp

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: T'was I who actually played Mrs Lovett :bleh:



Has a pilots licence.

[Deb]

wtf