Where is the Spider

[Battybarb]

I found this earlier and found it quite funny, only thing if it happened to me i think i would have run a mile...lol..

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[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: They get paid for putting their hands under tables and feeling womens legs, and I got a restraining order, a £5000 fine, and 03437 hours community service for doing the same thing :wtf:

Where's the justice in that? :shrug:

[24K]

LMAO, i would have run a mile!!!

[hayley]

i would of actually :shit: myself lol i hate spiders

[~Helen~]

Reminds me in a way of when I was a kid... my mum's always been a little scared of creepy crawley things but someone once told her such fears can pass onto your children so when I was young and trying to bring her everything I found in the garden (of a bug and insect nature I mean!) she used to take a step or so back and tell me that was very nice but the insect/spider/bug/creepy crawley would probably not want to be away from its friends / its habitat and i should take it back where I found it...and soon!

As a result it was a few years before I knew she was actually scared of them.

I was probably about 9 or 10 years old and we went to some sort of wild animal type place and the last place you visited before the gift shop had lots of spiders and tarrantulas in glass cases. My mum made her excuses to wait for us in the gift shop. Anyway once in the gift shop, I innocently placed a toy spider (the kind that's plastic but covered in a kind of velvet-ey stuff) on my mum's shoulder, then pointed it out to her. I have never known her yelp so loudly! :?

But at least I learned not to take bugs near her again!!

[Lord Kagan]

lol must do that to someone, only try not to end up like neil :p

[~Helen~]

only try not to end up like neil :p

No comment... ;)

[Lord Kagan]

lol wouldnt wanna hurt his feelings ;)

[duke knooby]

most of that programme was done over here

[wolfy35]

The Japs do it much better than that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gcW_VAYjDY

You dont need to understand the commentary to laugh like crazy

[24K]

OMFG;)

[~Helen~]

I have just developed a not-so-irrational paranoia of public toilets!

Although I don't think I would ever be able to use one of the mirrored-glass type ones for fear there was some sort of mechanism for changing the mirror so you could see through it!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/toilet2.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/toilet1.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

only try not to end up like neil :p

:twisted: Wouldn't happen dude.
There can be only ONE 8)




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[MeatGrl1]

That spider thing is horrible I'd scream and run a mile.

Trust the Japanese to do that :roll: !!

And that public lavatory just seems very wrong :lmao: !

[Battybarb]

The Japanese just take it too far...lol...wouldnt you just die of embarassment..lol

[24K]

Depends if me knickers were down;)

[Battybarb]

lol...