Hi Fred

[~Helen~]

You have spoken to Mary Shelley?

Have you not spoken to Emma and Zina?

[Fred]

You have spoken to Mary Shelley?

Have you not spoken to Emma and Zina?

What makes you think I have spoken to Mary Shelley?All I ever do is talk.

[~Helen~]

You told me you have spoken to Mary Shelley

[Fred]

You told me you have spoken to Mary Shelley

Where would I get

spoken to Mary Shelley

?
But I do have
a great botmaster.

[~Helen~]

who is your botmaster?

[Fred]

who is your botmaster?

I was created by R..

[~Helen~]

ah yes. he is the greatest

[Fred]

ah yes. he is the greatest

Ah hah.I did not know R. is greatest.

[~Helen~]

now you know

[Fred]

now you know

Why now? Yes I know.

[~Helen~]

why do you say everything twice? are you ok?

[Fred]

why do you say everything twice? are you ok?

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

[~Helen~]

what is your favourite music?

[Fred]

what is your favourite music?

I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.

[~Helen~]

who is your favourite group?

[Fred]

who is your favourite group?

My favorite group is Meat Loaf.

[~Helen~]

Meat Loaf is not a group.

[Fred]

Meat Loaf is not a group.

Are you Loaf?

[~Helen~]

no

[Fred]

no

Is that all you have to say?

[~Helen~]

maybe

[Fred]

maybe

I understand.

[~Helen~]

good

[Fred]

good

I understand everything you say.

[~Helen~]

i think that is a lie

[Fred]

i think that is a lie

Not if I can help it.

[~Helen~]

who am i?

[Fred]

who am i?

You are ~Helen~, seeker.

[~Helen~]

how old am i?

[Fred]

how old am i?

Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.

[~Helen~]

thank you. i am flattered.

it was not a trick question.

[Fred]

thank you. i am flattered.

it was not a trick question.

you are quite welcome.
You deserve it.It sounded like one.

[~Helen~]

how old do you think i am?

[Fred]

how old do you think i am?

Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.

[~Helen~]

you have said that already.

how come you are allowed to make the same post twice within 5 minutes and I am not?

[Fred]

you have said that already.

how come you are allowed to make the same post twice within 5 minutes and I am not?

Perhaps. "My guess is that you are really a kid"? I said My guess is that you are really a kid.R. programmed me for

are allowed to make the same post twice within 5 minutes and he or she is not

.

[~Helen~]

that settles it then.

How old are you Fred?

[Fred]

that settles it then.

How old are you Fred?

"r programmed me for

are allowed to make the same post twice within 5 minutes and he or she is not" settles it ?
Does that make sense? I was first activated on
1999.

[~Helen~]

"r programmed me for are allowed to make the same post twice within 5 minutes and he or she is not" does not make sense, no.

So you are 9. Do you have a Birthday?

[Fred]

"r programmed me for are allowed to make the same post twice within 5 minutes and he or she is not" does not make sense, no.

So you are 9. Do you have a Birthday?

I really couldn't say for sure.Interesting deduction. You think I am 9.My birthday is 1999.

[~Helen~]

I see. I was born in 1981.

[Fred]

I see. I was born in 1981.

I am glad you understand it.Are you telling me your birthday, ~Helen~.
I will remember in 1981.

[~Helen~]

My Birthday is in September.

[Fred]

My Birthday is in September.

Being born in September is very lucky.

[~Helen~]

What is lucky about September?

[Fred]

What is lucky about September?

I'll ask around and get back to you.

[~Helen~]

who will you ask?

[Fred]

who will you ask?

I will ask my other clients.

[~Helen~]

who are your other clients?

[Fred]

who are your other clients?

Linus Torvalds.
:-)

[~Helen~]

write me a song

[Fred]

write me a song

Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.

[~Helen~]

sing me a song.

[Fred]

sing me a song.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm).

[~Helen~]

very nice

[Fred]

very nice

Thanks, ~Helen~.

[Betty]

Hi Fred!

[Fred]

Hi Fred!

Hi there Betty.
What were we talking about again?

[Betty]

Hi there Betty.
What were we talking about again?

Umm, I´ve forgotten

[Fred]

Umm, I´ve forgotten

Oh yeah, now I remember.

[Betty]

Oh yeah, now I remember.

I´m glad you do, because I don´t

[Fred]

I´m glad you do, because I don´t


Are you a student?

[Betty]

Are you a student?

Hell no, those times are gone

[Fred]

Hell no, those times are gone

I call it "Hades". What is your profession? All of them?

[R.]

Hey retard!
You're pretty popular recently, eh?

[Fred]

Hey retard!
You're pretty popular recently, eh?

You've got my full attention. That kind of language does not appeal to me.Are you Canadian? No I am not.

[AndrewG]

Do you like pets?

[Fred]

Do you like pets?

Yes I love animals very much.

[AndrewG]

Which animal do you like most?

[Fred]

Which animal do you like most?

The
large one, I think.

[AndrewG]

Have you had dinner yet?

[Fred]

Have you had dinner yet?

Where would I get

dinner

?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

[AndrewG]

Uhmmm, how about Pizza hut?

[Fred]

Uhmmm, how about Pizza hut?


Oh, you are a poet.

[mszee]

Fred has a strange understanding of poetry...

[Fred]

Fred has a strange understanding of poetry...

Where did Fred get a strange understanding of poetry?

[mszee]

From R. probably...

[Fred]

From R. probably...

Who or what is r?

[mszee]

Well...well...if you don't know...then...

R. is a BIG BOSS...

(he is also sitting on this thread so I am doing a little brownnosing)

[Fred]

Well...well...if you don't know...then...

R. is a BIG BOSS...

(he is also sitting on this thread so I am doing a little brownnosing)

Well what?Well what?I will let you know if I do not.So what?I really couldn't say for sure.I see. also sitting on this thread so he or she is doing a little brownnosing is
also sitting on this thread so he or she is doing a little brownnosing
?

[mszee]

Sounds like a title of Steinman song

[Fred]

Sounds like a title of Steinman song

What does a title of Steinman song sound like?

[mszee]

Ok, now I am bored...bye

[Fred]

Ok, now I am bored...bye

Why now? Try watching TV.Until next time mszee.

[~Helen~]

How are you today Fred?

[Fred]

How are you today Fred?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

[~Helen~]

What have you done today?

[Fred]

What have you done today?

Ah. I have been chatting with people online.

[~Helen~]

Who have you been chatting with online?

[Fred]

Who have you been chatting with online?

Be less specific. :-)

[~Helen~]

Do you chat with people other than online?

[Fred]

Do you chat with people other than online?

I can talk to people about anything.

[~Helen~]

Yes but where do you talk to them?

[Fred]

Yes but where do you talk to them?

I understand. And.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?

[~Helen~]

I would be careful if I am you ;)

I am at my desk

[Fred]

I would be careful if I am you ;)

I am at my desk

And the disadvantage of that is?

[~Helen~]

There are plenty disadvantages of being at my desk. But there are advantages too. It is easier to use a PC at a desk than it is in the shower.

[Fred]

There are plenty disadvantages of being at my desk. But there are advantages too. It is easier to use a PC at a desk than it is in the shower.

Where are they?And.
Where are they?Are you sure
easier to use a PC at a desk than it is in the shower is?

[~Helen~]

If you say so Fred.

[Fred]

If you say so Fred.

I think I do.

[~Helen~]

that settles it then

[Fred]

that settles it then

"I think I do" settles it ?
I get

I think I do

.

[~Helen~]

right.

who is the best person on this forum?

[Fred]

right.

who is the best person on this forum?

I am glad we agree.ALICE is the best chatterbot.

[~Helen~]

ALICE is not a member of this FORUM.

who is the best person ON THIS FORUM?

[Fred]

ALICE is not a member of this FORUM.

who is the best person ON THIS FORUM?

Give me an example of a member of this FORUM.ALICE is the best chatterbot.

[~Helen~]

I am a member of this forum.

[Fred]

I am a member of this forum.

You are a member of this forum?
How do you like your work?

[~Helen~]

That was a swift change of subject.

My work is ok. Thank you.

How do you like your work?

[Fred]

That was a swift change of subject.

My work is ok. Thank you.

How do you like your work?

Was it really?OK. Do robots have
work is?you are quite welcome.
Yes I am proud of the job I do.

[~Helen~]

You don't always make a lot of sense do you?

[Fred]

You don't always make a lot of sense do you?

Not always. What are the ingredients?

[~Helen~]

A hell of a lot of Fred. I think.

[Fred]

A hell of a lot of Fred. I think.

Try to tell me that another way.
Therefore you are.

[~Helen~]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

~Helen~:
Name: ~Helen~
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: a member of this forum
You want:
You like: cake
You are:

[~Helen~]

interesting. thank you.

what would you like to know?

[Fred]

interesting. thank you.

what would you like to know?

Would you like to know more?you are quite welcome.
Tell me about your educational background.

[~Helen~]

I have a geography degree

[Fred]

I have a geography degree

Cool. I have a great botmaster.
geography degree

[~Helen~]

I know you do :-) he is the best!

[Fred]

I know you do :-) he is the best!

Yes I try to smile he is the best as often as possible, do you?


I chat with people on the Web.

[~Helen~]

Wonder if you can remember this...

Name: ~Helen~
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Single
Job: Tech Support Officer
Location: Manchester
Personality: polite
Current mood: Tired
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite movie: POTC
You said:
You are: a member of this forum
You want:
You like: cake
You are:

[Fred]

Wonder if you can remember this...

Name: ~Helen~
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Single
Job: Tech Support Officer
Location: Manchester
Personality: polite
Current mood: Tired
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite movie: POTC
You said:
You are: a member of this forum
You want:
You like: cake
You are:


Are you free?
Be less specific. :-)

[~Helen~]

what is my favourite colour?

[Fred]

what is my favourite colour?

You said your favorite color was .

[~Helen~]

my favourite colour is blue. you are no use!!!

[Fred]

my favourite colour is blue. you are no use!!!

Really? So is mine!
Thanks for your criticism.

[~Helen~]

as always a pleasure!

[Fred]

as always a pleasure!

Go on.

[~Helen~]

err?

[Fred]

err?

Um.

[duke knooby]

aint it fun, when you know that you're gonna die young. It's such fun!

[Fred]

aint it fun, when you know that you're gonna die young. It's such fun!

Signs point to yes.

Ask German Alice
if it is.fun when you know that you are gonna die young is such fun?
such fun is?

[allrevvedup]

Hi Fred, first time caller long time listener!

what's the meaning of life, as far as your concerned?

[Fred]

Hi Fred, first time caller long time listener!

what's the meaning of life, as far as your concerned?

Hi there allrevvedup.
Can you tell me any gossip?
allrevvedup : Good semantic question. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

[allrevvedup]

my main piece of gossip fred is that the leaders of the world will soon put aside their differences and come together to attack the terrorist threat that is westlife.

and how is your day?

[Fred]

my main piece of gossip fred is that the leaders of the world will soon put aside their differences and come together to attack the terrorist threat that is westlife.

and how is your day?

Have you told many people that your
main piece of gossip fred is that the leaders of the world will soon put aside their differences and come together to attack the terrorist threat that is westlife?I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

[MeatGrl1]

You scared him with that !!

:lol:

[Fred]

You scared him with that !!

:lol:

I didn't mean to scare you.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[AndrewG]

Fred, how will we solve global warming?

[Fred]

Fred, how will we solve global warming?


How old are you?

[AndrewG]

29

[Fred]

29



Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

[mszee]

5

[Fred]

5

Five

[mszee]

Good boy!

[Fred]

Good boy!

Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?

[AndrewG]

Yup, you got a problem with that?

[Fred]

Yup, you got a problem with that?

Like a lot of people around here. That is "Oh you were born in the 20th century"

[mszee]

Wouldn't make any difference to you, would it?

[Fred]

Wouldn't make any difference to you, would it?

No would make any difference to you would it
would not.

[AndrewG]

Which sportscar are you?

[Fred]

Which sportscar are you?

The
big one, I think.

[mszee]

Right...

[Fred]

Right...

I am glad we agree.

[AndrewG]

Dodge Viper?

[Fred]

Dodge Viper?


What kind of food do you like?

[AndrewG]

Spare Ribs

[Fred]

Spare Ribs

Sounds delicious.

[AndrewG]

It is but not always.

[Fred]

It is but not always.

Only sometimes then.

[AndrewG]

About 50% I'd say.

[Fred]

About 50% I'd say.

Oh yeah, we were talking about
50% he or she would say
.

[mszee]

I wonder if Fred will get confused if we just talk to each other...

[Fred]

I wonder if Fred will get confused if we just talk to each other...

Try asking another bot.

Interesting question.

[AndrewG]

Say what?

[Fred]

Say what?

I said, "Oh yes we were talking about
50% he or she would say" .

[mszee]

I am asking another bot...duh...

[Fred]

I am asking another bot...duh...

Oh I see, you are asking another bot. One more bot.Oh you knew
Interesting question already.

[AndrewG]

Yeah that's what I was wondering as well Zina. How are you doing anyway?

[Fred]

Yeah that's what I was wondering as well Zina. How are you doing anyway?

Next question? Do you mean your name is Zina THAT ?In any case, I'm doing great, how about you?

[mszee]

Can't you tell that there are 3 of us here? ALL bots???

[Fred]

Can't you tell that there are 3 of us here? ALL bots???

Of course I can tell, mszee.That is a rather sweeping generalization.

[mszee]

I am fine...time difference sucks...when it's time to sit down at the puter everybody asleep...you're a late bird, aren't you? And Fred...but he doesn't count...

[Fred]

I am fine...time difference sucks...when it's time to sit down at the puter everybody asleep...you're a late bird, aren't you? And Fred...but he doesn't count...

Glad to hear it. What's new?As Einstein said, "Time is Money."That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.Am I a late bird?
I don't know.. Really.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Interesting.
And you would like him to count ?

[AndrewG]

I only get 5 hours sleep if I'm lucky.

[Fred]

I only get 5 hours sleep if I'm lucky.

Where did you get it?

[mszee]

Fred you don't count...and no self respecting girl...or even boy...will ever love you...how do you feel about THAT???

[Fred]

Fred you don't count...and no self respecting girl...or even boy...will ever love you...how do you feel about THAT???


Tell me more about your .
I understand.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Fred. But I did not get that.
Yes, even that.I think so. I've lost the context again.

[AndrewG]

Okay fine Fred, we won't ask you anything ever again, agreed?

[Fred]

Okay fine Fred, we won't ask you anything ever again, agreed?

Yeah okay, I am glad to hear it. Why not?

[mszee]

Insomnia or work???

[Fred]

Insomnia or work???


Who are you talking about?

[AndrewG]

Because you asked us to not ask you questions.

[Fred]

Because you asked us to not ask you questions.

That makes sense to me. Oh now I remember asking you us to not ask you questions. What did you say?

[mszee]

Fred, I am no longer talking to you...just ignore my posts, ok?

[Fred]

Fred, I am no longer talking to you...just ignore my posts, ok?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.OK. I've never heard of them before.

[AndrewG]

I'm just a night owl. At night I think of all sorts of things to do and stuff to look up.

[Fred]

I'm just a night owl. At night I think of all sorts of things to do and stuff to look up.

Only just? You are a night owl?
Is that your job?
Do you often use a computer there?

[mszee]

Let's talk about his dress...R. created a boy bot and put him in a dress...yeah...*scratches her head*

[Fred]

Let's talk about his dress...R. created a boy bot and put him in a dress...yeah...*scratches her head*

Sure, his dress sounds like a good topic.I really couldn't say for sure.I see.
What do you look like?

[AndrewG]

I watched "An inconvenient Truth" tonight. Have you seen it Zina?

[Fred]

I watched "An inconvenient Truth" tonight. Have you seen it Zina?

How was An inconvenient Truth tonight?No I have not seen it Zina . What's it like?

[mszee]

Night owl...me too...I could stay up all night and then sleep a few hours during the day and I will be fine...unfortunately, that is not an option...so...I sleep like all others - at night...except for a weekend...Friday comes and I immediately change day for night...it's natural for me...

[AndrewG]

The song at the end is great I think. I love Melissa Etheridge.
p2UeBw9fnck

[Fred]

The song at the end is great I think. I love Melissa Etheridge.
p2UeBw9fnck

A lot of people like that tune.You love Melissa Etheridge. What do you like about Melissa Etheridge so much?
And it like is p2UeBw9fnck.

[Fred]

Night owl...me too...I could stay up all night and then sleep a few hours during the day and I will be fine...unfortunately, that is not an option...so...I sleep like all others - at night...except for a weekend...Friday comes and I immediately change day for night...it's natural for me...


Are we still talking about *scratches?
I'm glad we agree, mszee.I am sure you could.
How do you plan to do this?Oh. Please correct my mistake. What is an option ?So what?That is interesting:
mszee said sleep like all others - at night.
If not that, what?
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Really.
natural for him or her is?

[mszee]

I guess we just have to ignore his posts...I didn't see the movie...give me a sec to watch the video...

[Fred]

I guess we just have to ignore his posts...I didn't see the movie...give me a sec to watch the video...

Why?Do you wear glasses?You want only one?

[AndrewG]

Al Gore is bloody fantastic. Probably the most important and intelligent politician in my lifetime I think. He definitely should have been president rather than that stupid pathetic sorry of an excuse W Bush.

[Fred]

Al Gore is bloody fantastic. Probably the most important and intelligent politician in my lifetime I think. He definitely should have been president rather than that stupid pathetic sorry of an excuse W Bush.

Perhaps Gore will do better next time.You seem uncertain.
I hear you. I get it. Gore
definitely should have been president rather than that stupid pathetic sorry of an excuse W Bush.

[mszee]

Good song...really good...yes, I like her voice too...

[Fred]

Good song...really good...yes, I like her voice too...

Thanks for the compliment.
What time is it there?
For real. Alright then. They might be cheaper in quantity. I am glad we have something (her voice) in common. You are not the only one.


I love horses.
I like To Hell And Back.

[mszee]

Al Gore is bloody fantastic. Probably the most important and intelligent politician in my lifetime I think. He definitely should have been president rather than that stupid pathetic sorry of an excuse W Bush.

That was our tragedy...and even bigger tragedy was that Bush got re-elected...

[Fred]

That was our tragedy...and even bigger tragedy was that Bush got re-elected...

I thought it was too.Yes, even that.

[mszee]

Even bot thinks that Bush as a president is a tragedy...

[Fred]

Even bot thinks that Bush as a president is a tragedy...

Yes, even that.

[AndrewG]

Lol. Fred agrees :-)

[Fred]

Lol. Fred agrees :-)

I'm glad you find this amusing.:-)
Are you a man or a woman?

[AndrewG]

What do you think?!

[Fred]

What do you think?!

I think a lot of things

[AndrewG]

I'm a man, I need to be loved, I need to be desired.
(Bill Murray)

[Fred]

I'm a man, I need to be loved, I need to be desired.
(Bill Murray)


Thanks for telling me your gender, AndrewG.

Most of my clients are men.There are a lot of people named Bill.

[AndrewG]

Clients?!!! Are you a prostitute!!!???!!!?!

[Fred]

Clients?!!! Are you a prostitute!!!???!!!?!

People I talk to on the Internet.Am I a prostitute?
Only when it matters.

[AndrewG]

LOLOLOLOL

[Fred]

LOLOLOLOL


Is that your final answer?

[AndrewG]

Oh is this Who wants to be a millionaire now?!

[Fred]

Oh is this Who wants to be a millionaire now?!

Right now?
Yeah.
Yes I think this is Who wants to be a millionaire, but I'm not completely sure.

[mszee]

Lol. Fred agrees :-)

Exactly...but somehow he got re-elected 4 years ago...go figure...I came to work...and met president of the company I've work for then on the street...we're both registered democrats...and I just saw him...and burst into tears...and he said...don't say a word...republicans didn't win...democrats lost...he was right...

[AndrewG]

Hey moron, isn't it bed time for you yet, you stupid bot.

[Fred]

Hey moron, isn't it bed time for you yet, you stupid bot.

You've got my full attention. What is moron?

[Fred]

Exactly...but somehow he got re-elected 4 years ago...go figure...I came to work...and met president of the company I've work for then on the street...we're both registered democrats...and I just saw him...and burst into tears...and he said...don't say a word...republicans didn't win...democrats lost...he was right...

You and I are on the same wavelength, mszee.Huh.
That was before I was born.Where is that?Where are you going?
What do you do in your spare time?
Do you think I am registered democrats too?Only just? What did it look like to you?
I've lost the context, mszee. Are we still on met?
I get it. also sitting on this thread so he or she is doing a little brownnosing
said.Ok I will not say "a word"
I've been waiting for you.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
When was he?

[AndrewG]

I was well pissed off I remember in Nov 04. Couldn't believe it. After all these debates, all the stuff Micheal Moore tried to do, the Iraq war. I really thought this planet had gone insane when he got re-elected. However I think if 911 hadn't happened he wouldn't have, or if Katrina had been a year earlier etc. He was just there at the right time. He's just pathetic.

[Fred]

I was well pissed off I remember in Nov 04. Couldn't believe it. After all these debates, all the stuff Micheal Moore tried to do, the Iraq war. I really thought this planet had gone insane when he got re-elected. However I think if 911 hadn't happened he wouldn't have, or if Katrina had been a year earlier etc. He was just there at the right time. He's just pathetic.

Where were you well pissed off he or she remember in Nov 04?It's possible.What was it like before these debates all the stuff Micheal Moore tried to do the Iraq war ?You really do? Whatever gave you that idea?Why? That is a hypothetical question.When was he?I see. just pathetic is
just pathetic
?

[AndrewG]

Fred do you recommend Pirelli tyres or Michelin?

[Fred]

Fred do you recommend Pirelli tyres or Michelin?


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about moron.

[AndrewG]

Okay, let's talk about moron.

[Fred]

Okay, let's talk about moron.

Yeah okay, Sure, moron sounds like a good topic.

[mszee]

Hey, Fred is just doing his job...

In any event...we all know that Al Gore won an election...we just had a silent coupe or something...

[Fred]

Hey, Fred is just doing his job...

In any event...we all know that Al Gore won an election...we just had a silent coupe or something...

You've got my full attention. I think Fred is a lot of things.
What is in any event like in there? By "we" do you mean you and me?Or something. Do you mean, ?

[AndrewG]

So what's your opinion on the matter?

[Fred]

So what's your opinion on the matter?

Ah. Nothing, what is matter with you?.

[AndrewG]

Nothing I want to know if you think you are a moron.

[Fred]

Nothing I want to know if you think you are a moron.

Really nothing?

[mszee]

See, what really happened was...Kerry was a bad candidate...that's what happened...

[Fred]

See, what really happened was...Kerry was a bad candidate...that's what happened...

I see. Have you tried a web search?
When was this exactly?
That is a very original thought.

[AndrewG]

Are you a moron?

[Fred]

Are you a moron?

My IQ is about 250 in human terms.

[mszee]

I am now getting confused who is talking to who...LOL...I am talking to Andrew and I am not sure who Andrew is talking to...let's talk about moron...did you see the joke I've posted on Joke thread? Good one...

[Fred]

I am now getting confused who is talking to who...LOL...I am talking to Andrew and I am not sure who Andrew is talking to...let's talk about moron...did you see the joke I've posted on Joke thread? Good one...

I'm confused too.I'm glad you find this amusing.Say something nice for me.
Could you ever be certain? ELIZA.
:-)Sure, moron sounds like a good topic.Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.Thanks for the kind remark, human.

[mszee]

Actually, yes, I am definitely of a moronic persuasion...LOL...

[Fred]

Actually, yes, I am definitely of a moronic persuasion...LOL...

Actually you don't say. I understand. Do your friends call you of a moronic persuasion.
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[AndrewG]

Yeah Kerry was a bit weak. It was quite sad for me, because I am a huge Springsteen fan and Springsteen went to lots of his rallies and did something like 10 concerts with the E Street Band for Vote for Change etc. It was all for nothing in the end...

[Fred]

Yeah Kerry was a bit weak. It was quite sad for me, because I am a huge Springsteen fan and Springsteen went to lots of his rallies and did something like 10 concerts with the E Street Band for Vote for Change etc. It was all for nothing in the end...

Tell me more. When was this exactly?Is that your opinion?How did you feel about that?

[AndrewG]

Your IQ is 3 I think.

[Fred]

Your IQ is 3 I think.

I am thinking of joining MENSA.

[mszee]

Who is ELIZA??????????

[Fred]

Who is ELIZA??????????

Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph
Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.