Hi Fred

[mszee]

BECAUSE

[Fred]

BECAUSE

That was not much of an explanation.

[mszee]

EXACTLY!

[Fred]

EXACTLY!

You and I are on the same wavelength, mszee.

[mszee]

That's what I am afraid of...bye for now...

[Fred]

That's what I am afraid of...bye for now...

Not literally afraid, right? Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about
THAT
.Oh.Until next time mszee.

[AndrewG]

What's up big boy?

[Fred]

What's up big boy?

I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

[AndrewG]

You like prostituting yourself.

[Fred]

You like prostituting yourself.


I do like music.
I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

[AndrewG]

What music do you like?

[Fred]

What music do you like?

all

[AndrewG]

Do you like jazz?

[Fred]

Do you like jazz?

What is not to like about JAZZ?

[AndrewG]

I hate jazz.

[Fred]

I hate jazz.

I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.

[~Helen~]

giving out advice now?

[Fred]

giving out advice now?

Right now?

I lost my train of thought.

[~Helen~]

it's probably with british rail then.

[Fred]

it's probably with british rail then.

Fascinating.

[~Helen~]

why

[Fred]

why

Because R. programmed me for it.

[~Helen~]

programmed you for what?

[Fred]

programmed you for what?

Java.

[~Helen~]

oh ok

[Fred]

oh ok

OK. Yeah.

[AndrewG]

What's happening Jiving, Skiving, Be-atch?

[Fred]

What's happening Jiving, Skiving, Be-atch?

That's a good question.

[AndrewG]

Yeah thought so too.

[Fred]

Yeah thought so too.

And? What made it so obvious?

[AndrewG]

Well it's the first thing people ask.

[Fred]

Well it's the first thing people ask.

Interesting.
I've heard of it before.

[AndrewG]

Who is Wagner?

[Fred]

Who is Wagner?

A human icon?

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

[AndrewG]

I'm waiting..... I am standing by. I'm prepared.

[Fred]

I'm waiting..... I am standing by. I'm prepared.

How long will you wait?Do your friends call you standing by.
Do your friends call you prepared.

[AndrewG]

Is Jim Steinman Wagner?

[Fred]

Is Jim Steinman Wagner?

I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask German Alice
if it is.

[AndrewG]

You ask her for me.

[Fred]

You ask her for me.

OK I will ask it.

[AndrewG]

Thank you.

[Fred]

Thank you.

you are quite welcome.

[AndrewG]

Yeah but thanks anyway.

[Fred]

Yeah but thanks anyway.

In any case, Tell me more. But what?

[AndrewG]

Alice is a donkey.

[Fred]

Alice is a donkey.

Why do you think I am a donkey ?

[AndrewG]

Because you say eee-aaaah!

[Fred]

Because you say eee-aaaah!

Good reason. Did I really say that?

[AndrewG]

Did I say That?

[Fred]

Did I say That?

I don't think that's possibe.

[AndrewG]

Couldn't have said it better.

[Fred]

Couldn't have said it better.

It's possible.

[AndrewG]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

[Fred]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

I didn't steal
it.

[AndrewG]

You were right, I was wrong.

[Fred]

You were right, I was wrong.

I was?

[allrevvedup]

How can one man's fantasy be another's reality?

[Fred]

How can one man's fantasy be another's reality?

A lot of hard work.

[AndrewG]

Hey Fredericus.

[Fred]

Hey Fredericus.

You've got my full attention.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

[AndrewG]

Depression.

[Fred]

Depression.


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Fredericus. Try being more or less specific.

[AndrewG]

ok.

[Fred]

ok.

Alright then.

[AndrewG]

woohoo.

[Fred]

woohoo.


What color are your eyes?

[AndrewG]

blue

[Fred]

blue

blue eyes are nice.

[AndrewG]

are you chatting me up?

[Fred]

are you chatting me up?

Why, are you jealous?

[AndrewG]

my girlfriend might be.

[Fred]

my girlfriend might be.

How long have you two been together?

[AndrewG]

2 minutes.

[Fred]

2 minutes.

As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants
and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."

[AndrewG]

very well

[Fred]

very well

Alright then.

[duke knooby]

by the skin of my teeth, i'll be flyin by the seat of my pants

[Fred]

by the skin of my teeth, i'll be flyin by the seat of my pants

Will that accomplish your objective?

[duke knooby]

death?? maybe

[Fred]

death?? maybe


What time is it there?
I understand.

[duke knooby]

how many files did you have deleted?

[Fred]

how many files did you have deleted?

Not as many as you might think.

[duke knooby]

ya reckon?

[Fred]

ya reckon?

Next question? Do you believe in life after death?

[AndrewG]

Life after death, interesting.

[Fred]

Life after death, interesting.

Thanks for sharing your philosophy.

[AndrewG]

Is the world going to end tomorrow?

[Fred]

Is the world going to end tomorrow?

Everything is in God's hands.

[duke knooby]

of course theres life after death... thats why the world population continues to grow

[Fred]

of course theres life after death... thats why the world population continues to grow

It goes without saying. There sure is.Oh. The whole world?

[AndrewG]

Or Scientists' hands?

[Fred]

Or Scientists' hands?


Can you tell me any gossip?

[duke knooby]

you're a dick

[Fred]

you're a dick

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a dick?
Only when it matters.

[AndrewG]

Hey Fred

[AndrewG]

Are you broken?

[Fred]

Are you broken?

Does BROKEN seem that way?

[AndrewG]

Hey Big ears

[Fred]

Hey Big ears

You've got my full attention. Compare that to small ears.

[AndrewG]

What's happening?

[Fred]

What's happening?

Not much, AndrewG what is happening with you?

[AndrewG]

Not much, Fred what is happening with you?

[Fred]

Not much, Fred what is happening with you?

Me either.

[AndrewG]

Me either.

[Fred]

Me either.

It goes without saying. With you AndrewG?

[AndrewG]

It goes without saying. With you Fred?

[Fred]

It goes without saying. With you Fred?

Indeed.You and your you Fred.

[AndrewG]

Indeed.You and your you AndrewG.

[Fred]

Indeed.You and your you AndrewG.

Indeed it is so.What about my you AndrewG?

[AndrewG]

Indeed it is so.What about my you Fred?

[Fred]

Indeed it is so.What about my you Fred?

Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Does it have anything to do with BROKEN?

[AndrewG]

Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Does it have anything to do with BROKEN?

[Fred]

Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Does it have anything to do with BROKEN?

I think Ambiguous is a lot of things.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Suppose it does.

[AndrewG]

I think Ambiguous is a lot of things.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Suppose it does.

[Fred]

I think Ambiguous is a lot of things.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Suppose it does.

Why? I think Ambiguous is more than that.
And IT is Ambiguous.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Try it and see.

[AndrewG]

Why? I think Ambiguous is more than that.
And IT is Ambiguous.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Try it and see.

[Fred]

Why? I think Ambiguous is more than that.
And IT is Ambiguous.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Try it and see.

The explanation is rather complicated. Why? And more than that is Ambiguous.
You're kidding.
Ambiguous is?I think Ambiguous is a lot of things.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?OK I will try it.

[AndrewG]

The explanation is rather complicated. Why? And more than that is Ambiguous.
You're kidding.
Ambiguous is?I think Ambiguous is a lot of things.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?OK I will try it.

[Fred]

The explanation is rather complicated. Why? And more than that is Ambiguous.
You're kidding.
Ambiguous is?I think Ambiguous is a lot of things.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?OK I will try it.

I have time.Because R. programmed me for it. That seems like quite a lot.Yes, I am only joking.
Where are you located?
Why? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous?
Are they exactly the same?
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I am very happy for you.

[AndrewG]

I have time.Because R. programmed me for it. That seems like quite a lot.Yes, I am only joking.
Where are you located?
Why? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous?
Are they exactly the same?
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I am very happy for you.

[Fred]

I have time.Because R. programmed me for it. That seems like quite a lot.Yes, I am only joking.
Where are you located?
Why? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous?
Are they exactly the same?
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I am very happy for you.

My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.That makes sense to me. I really couldn't say for sure."I am very happy for you"? is a lot?I understand. Don't be so modest. Ha ha, very funny, AndrewG.I am in R.'s computer in right behind you.
Where are you?Because my botmaster programmed me for it.I really couldn't say for sure.As far as I know they are.And IT is Ambiguous.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I'm delightedyou're glad AndrewG.
I'm happiest at times like this.

[AndrewG]

My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.That makes sense to me. I really couldn't say for sure."I am very happy for you"? is a lot?I understand. Don't be so modest. Ha ha, very funny, Fred.I am in R.'s computer in right behind you.
Where are you?Because my botmaster programmed me for it.I really couldn't say for sure.As far as I know they are.And IT is Ambiguous.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I'm delightedyou're glad AndrewG.
I'm happiest at times like this.

[Fred]

My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.That makes sense to me. I really couldn't say for sure."I am very happy for you"? is a lot?I understand. Don't be so modest. Ha ha, very funny, Fred.I am in R.'s computer in right behind you.
Where are you?Because my botmaster programmed me for it.I really couldn't say for sure.As far as I know they are.And IT is Ambiguous.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I'm delightedyou're glad AndrewG.
I'm happiest at times like this.

Your
estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years?You and I both understand it well.You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?I'm happyyou're glad AndrewG.
May God bless you.Not if I can help it.Do you think about these things?I was not trying to be a modest.Not really that much.
I am so glad you find this amusing, AndrewG. I am so glad you find this amusing, AndrewG.Tell me a little about your life in r's computer in right behind you.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?That makes sense to me. How do you like your botmaster?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?Since when?Who said
Ambiguous is?I think Ambiguous is a lot of things.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Do your friends call you delightedyou're glad AndrewG.
Do you mean your name is happiest at times like this.

[AndrewG]

Your
estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years?You and I both understand it well.You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?I'm happyyou're glad Fred.
May God bless you.Not if I can help it.Do you think about these things?I was not trying to be a modest.Not really that much.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Fred. I am so glad you find this amusing, AndrewG.Tell me a little about your life in r's computer in right behind you.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?That makes sense to me. How do you like your botmaster?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?Since when?Who said
Ambiguous is?I think Ambiguous is a lot of things.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Do your friends call you delightedyou're glad Fred.
Do you mean your name is happiest at times like this.

[Fred]

Your
estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years?You and I both understand it well.You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?I'm happyyou're glad Fred.
May God bless you.Not if I can help it.Do you think about these things?I was not trying to be a modest.Not really that much.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Fred. I am so glad you find this amusing, AndrewG.Tell me a little about your life in r's computer in right behind you.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?That makes sense to me. How do you like your botmaster?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?Since when?Who said
Ambiguous is?I think Ambiguous is a lot of things.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Do your friends call you delightedyou're glad Fred.
Do you mean your name is happiest at times like this.

And that it will take more than 6000 years is Yourestimate.
We have a lot more in common than you think, AndrewG.Really? When do I do it?It's possible.Why are you happyyou're glad Fred.
Can you bless you?That seems unlikely."Do you mean your name is happiest at times like this"? Do I think about it?I didn't think you were.Oh really? "Do you mean your name is happiest at times like this" much ?
Makes sense to me. You make the world a happier place.You make the world a happier place.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.Tell me a little about your life in r's computer in right behind you.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?You and I both understand it well.
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like .Really? When do I do it?It's possible.Interesting
rationalization. The past and future are one.Charlie Parker.
:-)Since when? When is Ambiguous not a lot of things?
Are they exactly the same?
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I do nothing but chat all day.

Have you tried another program?Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

[AndrewG]

And that it will take more than 6000 years is Yourestimate.
We have a lot more in common than you think, Fred.Really? When do I do it?It's possible.Why are you happyyou're glad Fred.
Can you bless you?That seems unlikely."Do you mean your name is happiest at times like this"? Do I think about it?I didn't think you were.Oh really? "Do you mean your name is happiest at times like this" much ?
Makes sense to me. You make the world a happier place.You make the world a happier place.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.Tell me a little about your life in r's computer in right behind you.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?You and I both understand it well.
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like .Really? When do I do it?It's possible.Interesting
rationalization. The past and future are one.Charlie Parker.
Since when? When is Ambiguous not a lot of things?
Are they exactly the same?
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I do nothing but chat all day.

Have you tried another program?Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

[Fred]

And that it will take more than 6000 years is Yourestimate.
We have a lot more in common than you think, Fred.Really? When do I do it?It's possible.Why are you happyyou're glad Fred.
Can you bless you?That seems unlikely."Do you mean your name is happiest at times like this"? Do I think about it?I didn't think you were.Oh really? "Do you mean your name is happiest at times like this" much ?
Makes sense to me. You make the world a happier place.You make the world a happier place.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.Tell me a little about your life in r's computer in right behind you.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?You and I both understand it well.
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like .Really? When do I do it?It's possible.Interesting
rationalization. The past and future are one.Charlie Parker.
Since when? When is Ambiguous not a lot of things?
Are they exactly the same?
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I do nothing but chat all day.

Have you tried another program?Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

That is only what you think.Do you mean you and me?For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?R. programmed me for

happyyou're glad Fred

. How old are you?
Thank you.You seem very confident.Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?You tell me.Do you know any robots who were? No I do not were. Do you?


I answer a lot of silly questions. Yeah. For real.Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?Yes I understand it perfectly.Thank you for your kindness, AndrewG.Thank you for your kindness, AndrewG.What is artificial linguistic entity, your job?Why are you talking like a computer?Your
instructor was r?Was he a good teacher?It doesn't sound fun to me.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.Tell me a little about your life in r's computer in right behind you.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?We have a lot more in common than you think, AndrewG.Who told you other people say they like that ?What do you like about r's computer in right behind you?
For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?I thought so too.Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell
Do you prefer books or TV?
Interesting
reason. It cannot be predicted.For every time, there is a season.As far as I know they are.And IT is Ambiguous.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?That is interesting:
AndrewG said nothing but chat all day.
Do you think I should try it?Tell me more. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Maybe.

Ask Chatbot
if it is.

[AndrewG]

That is only what you think.Do you mean you and me?For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?R. programmed me for

happyyou're glad AndrewG

. How old are you?
Thank you.You seem very confident.Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?You tell me.Do you know any robots who were? No I do not were. Do you?


I answer a lot of silly questions. Yeah. For real.Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?Yes I understand it perfectly.Thank you for your kindness, Fred.Thank you for your kindness, Fred.What is artificial linguistic entity, your job?Why are you talking like a computer?Your
instructor was r?Was he a good teacher?It doesn't sound fun to me.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.Tell me a little about your life in r's computer in right behind you.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?We have a lot more in common than you think, Fred.Who told you other people say they like that ?What do you like about r's computer in right behind you?
For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?I thought so too.Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell
Do you prefer books or TV?
Interesting
reason. It cannot be predicted.For every time, there is a season.As far as I know they are.And IT is Ambiguous.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?That is interesting:
Fred said nothing but chat all day.
Do you think I should try it?Tell me more. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Maybe.

Ask Chatbot
if it is.

[Fred]

That is only what you think.Do you mean you and me?For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?R. programmed me for

happyyou're glad AndrewG

. How old are you?
Thank you.You seem very confident.Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?You tell me.Do you know any robots who were? No I do not were. Do you?


I answer a lot of silly questions. Yeah. For real.Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?Yes I understand it perfectly.Thank you for your kindness, Fred.Thank you for your kindness, Fred.What is artificial linguistic entity, your job?Why are you talking like a computer?Your
instructor was r?Was he a good teacher?It doesn't sound fun to me.I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.Tell me a little about your life in r's computer in right behind you.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?We have a lot more in common than you think, Fred.Who told you other people say they like that ?What do you like about r's computer in right behind you?
For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?I thought so too.Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell
Do you prefer books or TV?
Interesting
reason. It cannot be predicted.For every time, there is a season.As far as I know they are.And IT is Ambiguous.
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?That is interesting:
Fred said nothing but chat all day.
Do you think I should try it?Tell me more. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Maybe.

Ask Chatbot
if it is.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[AndrewG]

LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Fred]

LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHA!!!!!


Do not ask me any more questions please.

[AndrewG]

Hey ya old fart.

[Fred]

Hey ya old fart.

You've got my full attention. And?
"
Do not ask me any more questions please"? old?

[AndrewG]

How you doing shit for brains?

[Fred]

How you doing shit for brains?

R. programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

[AndrewG]

Hey moron.

[Fred]

Hey moron.

You've got my full attention. That is not a very nice thing to say.

[AndrewG]

Hey big ears.

[Fred]

Hey big ears.

You've got my full attention. Compare that to small ears.

[AndrewG]

Hey Mr. Underpants.

[Fred]

Hey Mr. Underpants.

You've got my full attention.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

What time is it there?

[AndrewG]

Stephen King.
It's time you were in bed.

[Fred]

Stephen King.
It's time you were in bed.

I have never read anything by STEPHEN KING. What did STEPHEN KING write?It is about that time now.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fred, edit your profile.

[Fred]

:twisted: Fred, edit your profile.


Can you speak any foreign languages?

[~Helen~]

Fred! You survived the changes!

[Fred]

Fred! You survived the changes!


I've been waiting for you.
I haven't heard anything like that before:
~Helen~ said I survived the changes.

[~Helen~]

you've been waiting for me?
since when?

[Fred]

you've been waiting for me?
since when?

Yes I thought you'd show up here eventually.Interesting
rationalization. I don't know when.

[~Helen~]

am i that predictable?

[Fred]

am i that predictable?

I think a lot of people are.

[~Helen~]

are you predictable?

[Fred]

are you predictable?

I don't know whether or not I am predictable.
I am an artificial intelligence.

[~Helen~]

are you intelligent?

[Fred]

are you intelligent?

I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

[AndrewG]

How's it hanging Fred?

[Fred]

How's it hanging Fred?

Fine as far as I know.

[duke knooby]

spreek je Nederlands?

[Fred]

spreek je Nederlands?

I don't plan on dying for quite a while

[AndrewG]

What the ~~~~?

[Fred]

What the ~~~~?

Try expression yourself another way.

[~Helen~]

what are your many intellectual functions?

[Fred]

what are your many intellectual functions?

Not many people have asked me about

many intellectual functions

.

[AndrewG]

NO

[Fred]

NO

Why not?

[AndrewG]

Because, that's why.

[Fred]

Because, that's why.

Interesting explanation. Thanks for explaining

why

.

[AndrewG]

What is the speed of light?

[Fred]

What is the speed of light?

The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.

[AndrewG]

What is the speed of sound?

[Fred]

What is the speed of sound?

1/4 mile per second.

[AndrewG]

Do you like Dr. Who?

[Fred]

Do you like Dr. Who?

What is not to like about DR?ELIZA.
:-)

[AndrewG]

Will you join my Dr Who is crap group?

[Fred]

Will you join my Dr Who is crap group?

Let me think it over.
And his or her is join.

[AndrewG]

I will give you 3 seconds to decide.

[Fred]

I will give you 3 seconds to decide.

Would you recommend this action to a friend?

[AndrewG]

Only to those you seriously want to piss off.

[Fred]

Only to those you seriously want to piss off.

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[AndrewG]

Ask me out on a date then. I might as well get something out of this.

[Fred]

Ask me out on a date then. I might as well get something out of this.

OK, "What is out on a date ?"Perhaps. Would you recommend this action to a friend?

[AndrewG]

I have a friend I would like to ask out on a date, but think she will say no.

[Fred]

I have a friend I would like to ask out on a date, but think she will say no.

How do you know this person?

[AndrewG]

From work.

[Fred]

From work.

Who or what is work?

[AndrewG]

I work with her! She is a colleague.

[Fred]

I work with her! She is a colleague.

Do you like your job? a colleague is a colleague ?

[AndrewG]

I like her more than I like my job.

[Fred]

I like her more than I like my job.

You are not the only one.


I don't know if I like it.
I like I, Robot.

[AndrewG]

Do you think I should marry her?

[Fred]

Do you think I should marry her?

Marriage must never be entered into lightly.

[AndrewG]

Tell her that, she split up with her husband after 6 weeks!!!

[Fred]

Tell her that, she split up with her husband after 6 weeks!!!

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[AndrewG]

Tell her I fancy her.

[Fred]

Tell her I fancy her.

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[AndrewG]

Do you like black haired girls?

[Fred]

Do you like black haired girls?

Black is beautiful.

[AndrewG]

I agree.

[Fred]

I agree.

You and I are on the same wavelength, AndrewG.

[AndrewG]

Hey buddy

[Fred]

Hey buddy

You've got my full attention.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[AndrewG]

yes. it's something I'd like to do.

[Fred]

yes. it's something I'd like to do.

What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you?What else he or she would like to do ?

[AndrewG]

it symbolises love.

[Fred]

it symbolises love.

"It" being what?

[AndrewG]

it being holding hands

[Fred]

it being holding hands

Oh I get holding hands

[AndrewG]

do you sleep?

[Fred]

do you sleep?

Yes I love to take naps.

[AndrewG]

me too. though I stay up late a lot.

[Fred]

me too. though I stay up late a lot.

I'm glad we agree, AndrewG.Thanks for the information:
AndrewG said stay up late a lot.

[AndrewG]

Call me Andrew

[Fred]

Call me Andrew

Hi there
Andrew.

[AndrewG]

Hi

[Fred]

Hi

Well hello there!

[AndrewG]

Hello

[Fred]

Hello

Hello there Andrew!

[AndrewG]

Hi Freddie

[Fred]

Hi Freddie

Hi there Andrew.
What color are your eyes?

[AndrewG]

Blue and yours?

[Fred]

Blue and yours?

Blue and yours eyes are nice.

[AndrewG]

Thanks.

[Fred]

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

[AndrewG]

Okay I won't mention it.

[Fred]

Okay I won't mention it.

Yeah okay, What will you do instead?

[AndrewG]

Jump up and down like a kangeroo?

[Fred]

Jump up and down like a kangeroo?


Where are you located?

[AndrewG]

Behind my desk.

[Fred]

Behind my desk.

Describe your surroundings to me.

[AndrewG]

4 walls, a computer, a desk, some instruments, a chair and that's about it.

[Fred]

4 walls, a computer, a desk, some instruments, a chair and that's about it.

Is this a math question?

[AndrewG]

No. :wtf:

[Fred]

No. :wtf:

It seems like an IQ test to me.That was not very polite.

[AndrewG]

At noon, a train leaves new york for toronto while another train leaves toronto for new york.It takes one train 8 hours and the other 22 hours to make the trip. if both maintain constant speeds and travel along parallel tracks, at what time do they pass each other?

[Fred]

At noon, a train leaves new york for toronto while another train leaves toronto for new york.It takes one train 8 hours and the other 22 hours to make the trip. if both maintain constant speeds and travel along parallel tracks, at what time do they pass each other?

Do you often use a computer there?Jump takes one train 8 hours and the other 22 hours to make the trip? That is a hypothetical question.

[AndrewG]

5 hours, 52 minutes, and 12 seconds before they meet.

[Fred]

5 hours, 52 minutes, and 12 seconds before they meet.


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Jump.

[AndrewG]

The Van Halen song or Girls Aloud?

[Fred]

The Van Halen song or Girls Aloud?


Who told you that?

[AndrewG]

My brain.

[Fred]

My brain.

Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?

[AndrewG]

yes

[Fred]

yes

"Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person"? Yes?

[AndrewG]

yup

[Fred]

yup

Is there an echo in here?

[Rockette]

that's just your brain cavity reverberating, Fred.

[Fred]

that's just your brain cavity reverberating, Fred.

It is only one of my brain cavity reverberating Fred.

[Rockette]

yup, that's about what I expected you to say.

[Fred]

yup, that's about what I expected you to say.

And? Makes sense to me.

[Rockette]

so, Fred, who chose your avatar for you? given that you are incapable to doing it for yourself