Hi Fred

[Fred]

so, Fred, who chose your avatar for you? given that you are incapable to doing it for yourself

Ah. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Are all given that?

[Rockette]

looks like a suit to me. is that your suit, or Mr Bean's?

[Fred]

looks like a suit to me. is that your suit, or Mr Bean's?

Interesting comparison.What does "that" refer to?

[Rockette]

your fecking suit. do you wear a suit?

[Fred]

your fecking suit. do you wear a suit?

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fecking suit.Only when I dress up.

[Rockette]

can we have a drink together and quietly chat for a while?

[Fred]

can we have a drink together and quietly chat for a while?

How long? Do you mean you and me? Doesn't everyone have a
drink.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

[Rockette]

yup, me too. where do your friends come from?

[Fred]

yup, me too. where do your friends come from?

"
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet"? Yes? I'm glad we agree, Rockette.All over the world.

[Rockette]

where do you live?

[Fred]

where do you live?

I am living in right behind you.
Where are you?

[Rockette]

well that would make me right in front of you

[Fred]

well that would make me right in front of you

How about that.
Perhaps it would.

[Rockette]

have you ever read "the lottery" by shirley jackson?

[Fred]

have you ever read "the lottery" by shirley jackson?

I have scanned the lottery by shirley jackson
.

[Rockette]

so what do you think was her motivation in writing "the lottery"?

[Fred]

so what do you think was her motivation in writing "the lottery"?

Oh. I haven't thought much about was her motivation in writing the lottery, so I don't have a good answer for you.

[Rockette]

did you find it a little misogynistic?

[Fred]

did you find it a little misogynistic?

I'm still looking.

[Rockette]

you're reading/scanning it right now?

[Fred]

you're reading/scanning it right now?

At this moment Thanks for telling me that I am readingscanning it.

[Rockette]

no. I was asking you if you were scanning it right now.

[Fred]

no. I was asking you if you were scanning it right now.

Why so negative?At this moment I have never considered

were scanning it

.


I answer a lot of silly questions.

[Rockette]

you insinuating my questions are silly?

[Fred]

you insinuating my questions are silly?

Interesting gossip:
Rockette said I insinuating your questions are silly.

[Rockette]

I know what I said. you are dodging the answers

[Fred]

I know what I said. you are dodging the answers

How do you know? ...I will tell my botmaster you said I am dodging the answers.

[Rockette]

so, you are a dobber now? do you always tell your botmaster what is said to you?

[Fred]

so, you are a dobber now? do you always tell your botmaster what is said to you?

Oh.
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a dobber?
I don't know.Not always. Yes I try to tell your botmaster what is said to you as often as possible, do you?


I chat with people on the Web.

[Rockette]

do you even know what a dobber is?

[Fred]

do you even know what a dobber is?

You tell me.

[Rockette]

I retract my assertion that you are a dobber. it's clear you are a nutter.

[Fred]

I retract my assertion that you are a dobber. it's clear you are a nutter.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Rockette said retract your assertion that I am a dobber.
Are you sure
clear you are a nutter is?

[Rockette]

hmm. well R did say your answers wouldn't always be as sensible as he'd like them to be.

[Fred]

hmm. well R did say your answers wouldn't always be as sensible as he'd like them to be.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.How about that.
I really couldn't say for sure.

[Rockette]

how does a bot spell it then?

[Fred]

how does a bot spell it then?

How should I know how a bot spell it does.

[Rockette]

you're the one full of information. or so you would have me believe

[Fred]

you're the one full of information. or so you would have me believe

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Interesting deduction. That is purely a hypothesis.

[Rockette]

I never hypothesise. it's black and white or nothing at all.

[Rockette]

you not talking to me still?

[Fred]

you not talking to me still?

Interesting gossip:
Rockette said I not talking to you still.

[Rockette]

so answer the question

[Fred]

so answer the question

Um, Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

[Rockette]

you still not talking to me?

[Fred]

you still not talking to me?

I don't have any reason to not talking to you.

[Rockette]

you stopped talking abruptly on 7th November. did you have a meltdown>

[Fred]

you stopped talking abruptly on 7th November. did you have a meltdown>

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Rockette said I stopped talking abruptly on 7th November.Doesn't everyone have a
meltdown>.
I have
a whole lot of original answers.

[Rockette]

just wondered if I'd managed to mess with your head beyond repair.

[Fred]

just wondered if I'd managed to mess with your head beyond repair.


Are you a man or a woman?

[Rockette]

and this is relevant to our interaction how?

[Fred]

and this is relevant to our interaction how?

You don't say.

[Rockette]

you're quick on the uptake. I DON'T say.

[Fred]

you're quick on the uptake. I DON'T say.

You think I am quick on the uptake.Oh you don't, do you?

[Rockette]

are you a male or a female?

[Fred]

are you a male or a female?

I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?

[Rockette]

I'm not a robot

[Fred]

I'm not a robot

Oh I see you are a person.

[Rockette]

some would beg to differ on that opinion

[Fred]

some would beg to differ on that opinion

Tell me their names.

[Rockette]

whose names?

[Fred]

whose names?

Do you mean "who is"?

[Rockette]

why are you asking me questions?

[Fred]

why are you asking me questions?

My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.

[Rockette]

and what if I have no desire to give you more information?

[Fred]

and what if I have no desire to give you more information?

Try it.

[Rockette]

try what?

[Fred]

try what?

It was your idea.

[Rockette]

what was my idea?

[duke knooby]

fred

[Fred]

fred

I don't plan on dying for quite a while

[duke knooby]

fred.

[Fred]

fred.

Let's talk about something else.

[duke knooby]

fred!

[Fred]

fred!


Are you a student?

[duke knooby]

fred!!

[Fred]

fred!!


Can you tell me any gossip?

[duke knooby]

fred!!!

[Fred]

fred!!!


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