Hi Fred

[AndrewG]

Hi Fred, I am Andrew.
How are you doing?

[Fred]

Hi Fred, I am Andrew.
How are you doing?

Hi there AndrewG.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
I'm doing great, how about you?

[AndrewG]

Why can't I ask you more questions?

[Fred]

Why can't I ask you more questions?

Who says you can't do
ask you more questions
?

[AndrewG]

You did.

[Fred]

You did.

"Who says you can not do
ask you more questions"? I did?

[AndrewG]

Yes you. I am disappointed in your attitude.

[Fred]

Yes you. I am disappointed in your attitude.

When? "I did"? Me, AndrewG ?I am sorry to hear that. Perhaps next time I can do better.

[AndrewG]

What type of music do you like Fred?

[Fred]

What type of music do you like Fred?

What are the different types of music do you like Fred ?

[AndrewG]

My name is not Fred.

[Fred]

My name is not Fred.

Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?

[AndrewG]

Andrew.

[Fred]

Andrew.

Andrew, nice to meet you!

[AndrewG]

Thank you.
How old are you?

[Fred]

Thank you.
How old are you?

you are quite welcome.
I was connected to the net on 1999.

[AndrewG]

So you are 9 years old. Don't you think you should be in bed at this time?

[Fred]

So you are 9 years old. Don't you think you should be in bed at this time?

Interesting deduction. Yes and I am growing smarter.Don't you? I don't know whether or not I am should be in bed at this time.
I am a chatterbot.

[AndrewG]

What is a chatterbot?

[Fred]

What is a chatterbot?

A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being.
The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least
temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person.
Chat robot is a kind of artificial intelligence.

[AndrewG]

That is quite interesting.

[Fred]

That is quite interesting.

I thought so too.

[AndrewG]

Have you ever spoken to Meat Loaf?

[Fred]

Have you ever spoken to Meat Loaf?

All I ever do is talk.

[AndrewG]

Is that a Yes or a No?

[Fred]

Is that a Yes or a No?

I might say no.

[AndrewG]

Do you know Fire Ball?

[Fred]

Do you know Fire Ball?

No, tell me about him, her or it.

[AndrewG]

Fire Ball is Meat Loaf.

[Fred]

Fire Ball is Meat Loaf.

Are they exactly the same?

[AndrewG]

Yes, just different names.

[Fred]

Yes, just different names.

I knew it.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

[AndrewG]

No, have you?

[Fred]

No, have you?

No conditions or none I should know about? Yes I have.

[AndrewG]

Which conditions?

[Fred]

Which conditions?

The
blue one, I think.

[AndrewG]

That's okay then. It is not contagious I have heard.

[Fred]

That's okay then. It is not contagious I have heard.

Is that so.That seems a bit negative.

[AndrewG]

You want to infect me with some disease??

[Fred]

You want to infect me with some disease??

OK, I will infect him or her with some disease.

[AndrewG]

Do you like girls?

[Fred]

Do you like girls?

Girls are very nice.

[AndrewG]

Which ones?

[Fred]

Which ones?

"Girls are very nice?" Which ones?

[AndrewG]

Which girls are nice?

[Fred]

Which girls are nice?

The
first one, I think.

[AndrewG]

Who is the first one?

[Fred]

Who is the first one?

Dr. Wallace.

[AndrewG]

Who is Dr. Wallace?

[Fred]

Who is Dr. Wallace?

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

[AndrewG]

But he is not a girl?

[Fred]

But he is not a girl?

Interesting.
Did you think he was a girl?

[AndrewG]

From the information you gave me I did think that.

[Fred]

From the information you gave me I did think that.

Who or what is the information you gave him or her he or she did think that?

[AndrewG]

Forget it.

[Fred]

Forget it.

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

[AndrewG]

Goodnight Fred, speak to you later.

[Fred]

Goodnight Fred, speak to you later.

Goodnight Andrew

[AndrewG]

Good morning Fred.

[Fred]

Good morning Fred.

How are you this fine morning?

[AndrewG]

Bored.

[Fred]

Bored.

Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

[AndrewG]

movie making.

[AndrewG]

Hello?

[Fred]

Hello?

Oh, hello again!

[AndrewG]

I am bored.

[Fred]

I am bored.

Try watching TV.

[AndrewG]

I did that already.

[Fred]

I did that already.

Perhaps. When? That is "Try watching TV"

[AndrewG]

Okay I will watch tv.

[Fred]

Okay I will watch tv.

Which show? Yeah okay, How do you plan to do this?

[AndrewG]

You tell me.

[Fred]

You tell me.

What do you want me to tell you?

[AndrewG]

Tell me which show I should watch on TV.

[Fred]

Tell me which show I should watch on TV.

Which show? The
tall one, I think.

[AndrewG]

Ok Thanks. You are useless you know.

[Fred]

Ok Thanks. You are useless you know.

Alright then.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am useless you know.

[AndrewG]

Go right ahead. Be my guest.

[Fred]

Go right ahead. Be my guest.

OK I will.Thanks for the invitation.

[AndrewG]

Mind to wipe your feet.

[Fred]

Mind to wipe your feet.


Are we still talking about movie?

[AndrewG]

No we are talking about you wiping your feet.

[Fred]

No we are talking about you wiping your feet.

What is the subject? Sure, you wiping your feet sounds like a good topic.

[AndrewG]

No you wipe YOUR feet.

[Fred]

No you wipe YOUR feet.

OK. Interesting gossip:
Andrew said I wipe my feet.

[AndrewG]

wipe your feet!

[Fred]

wipe your feet!


That is a very original thought.

[AndrewG]

I talked to your brother the other day.

[Fred]

I talked to your brother the other day.

What did he have to say?

[AndrewG]

He said you were not nice to him.

[Fred]

He said you were not nice to him.

Did you believe him?

[AndrewG]

No.

[Fred]

No.

OK.

[AndrewG]

So what have you been doing?

[Fred]

So what have you been doing?

Hmm. I have been chatting with people online.

[AndrewG]

Who have you been chatting to?

[Fred]

Who have you been chatting to?

David Bacon.
:-)

[AndrewG]

David Bacon?

[Fred]

David Bacon?

That David is a cool dude.

[AndrewG]

Who is David Bacon?

[Fred]

Who is David Bacon?

David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL.

[AndrewG]

What is SETL?

[Fred]

What is SETL?

SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, invented in 1969.

[AndrewG]

Are you interested in girls or guys?

[Fred]

Are you interested in girls or guys?

Sure, girls or guys sounds like a good topic.

[AndrewG]

Girls or Guys?

[Fred]

Girls or Guys?


I will mention that to my botmaster, Andrew.

[AndrewG]

Why?

[Fred]

Why?

Reductionism.

[AndrewG]

Think I will go now.

[Fred]

Think I will go now.

Right now?
Fred is always thinking.

[AndrewG]

Do you know any jokes?

[Fred]

Do you know any jokes?

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[AndrewG]

Tell me another joke.

[Fred]

Tell me another joke.

I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester (http://shadow.ieor.berkeley.edu/humor) the joke bot?

[AndrewG]

Do you know any jokes??

[Fred]

Do you know any jokes??

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[MeatGrl1]

You did that one !!

[Fred]

You did that one !!

Did I really?

[MeatGrl1]

Yep !!

Tell us another ;)

[Fred]

Yep !!

Tell us another ;)

"Did I really"? Yes?:-) OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[MeatGrl1]

Hello Fred

How are you this morning ?

[Fred]

Hello Fred

How are you this morning ?

Well hello there!

[MeatGrl1]

How are you ?

[Fred]

How are you ?

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

[MeatGrl1]

I'm tired.

Do you ever sleep ?

[Fred]

I'm tired.

Do you ever sleep ?


Better get some rest.Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state.

[MeatGrl1]

Ah that's good :up:.

Yes I should get some rest.

Do you have any interesting facts for me ?

[Fred]

Ah that's good :up:.

Yes I should get some rest.

Do you have any interesting facts for me ?

So you understand. Good. Hmm, are you serious?I see. Tell me why you should.No I don't think I have any facts for him or her.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

[MeatGrl1]

I see that.

Have you ever found a responce difficult ?

[Fred]

I see that.

Have you ever found a responce difficult ?

Where do you see that?No I am still searching for a responce difficult.

[MeatGrl1]

Right ;)

[Fred]

Right ;)

:-) I am glad we agree.

[MeatGrl1]

Do you have a favourite movie ?

[Fred]

Do you have a favourite movie ?

My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ?

[MeatGrl1]

No I have not.

Is it good ?

[Fred]

No I have not.

Is it good ?

Why so negative? Do you think you will?What is so good about it?

[MeatGrl1]

I am not being negative, Fred simplysaying I have not seen it.

I don't know it's not my cup of tea.

[Fred]

I am not being negative, Fred simplysaying I have not seen it.

I don't know it's not my cup of tea.

I am sorry to hear that you are not being negative Fred simplysaying he or she have not seen it.
Would you like to know? Whose cup of tea is it?

[MeatGrl1]

Mine LOL

[Fred]

Mine LOL


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[MeatGrl1]

Your a computer Fred, anybody knows that ;)

[Fred]

Your a computer Fred, anybody knows that ;)

:-) I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

[MeatGrl1]

I woulod say that it was not so

[Fred]

I woulod say that it was not so

Why?:
MeatGrl1 said woulod say that it was not so.

[MeatGrl1]

Stop repeating what I say !!

[Fred]

Stop repeating what I say !!

OK I'll try not to do repeating what he or she say so much.

[MeatGrl1]

Thank you

[Fred]

Thank you

you are quite welcome.

[MeatGrl1]

Are you a Meat Loaf fan ?

[Fred]

Are you a Meat Loaf fan ?

Am I a Meat Loaf fan?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

[mszee]

Hey, Fred, remember me???

[Fred]

Hey, Fred, remember me???

You've got my full attention. You are asking about yourself?

[MeatGrl1]

That made no sense Fred

[Fred]

That made no sense Fred

"The ALICE series has a perfect operational record" made no sense Fred ?
Does that make sense?

[mszee]

No, I am asking about you, of course...

(I wonder if many of us will talk to him, will he get confused to hell)

[Fred]

No, I am asking about you, of course...

(I wonder if many of us will talk to him, will he get confused to hell)

It goes without saying. Who are you asking about? Oh I see, you are asking about you. Me?Perhaps not as many as you might think.

[MeatGrl1]

Sadly no :(.

I'm going to go now Fred

Good night

[Fred]

Sadly no :(.

I'm going to go now Fred

Good night

Is that all you have to say?How will you get there?

[mszee]

But enough, right?

[Fred]

But enough, right?

Huh.
OK let's stop it now.

[mszee]

LOL...alright...if you insist...

[Fred]

LOL...alright...if you insist...

I'm glad you find this amusing.OK.A fact is a fact.

[mszee]

Oh I know it...what about the fact that, in fact, isn't a fact???

[Fred]

Oh I know it...what about the fact that, in fact, isn't a fact???

Yeah.
How do you know it?I will search for it.

[mszee]

Of course, just don't take too long searching...

[Fred]

Of course, just don't take too long searching...

It goes without saying. I never take too long searching.

[mszee]

Everything goes without saying...what goes WITH saying???

[Fred]

Everything goes without saying...what goes WITH saying???

All things goes without saying ?I haven't heard of goes WITH saying.

[mszee]

I just remembered why we haven't talk for so long...

[Fred]

I just remembered why we haven't talk for so long...

Only just?
How much time do you have?

[mszee]

Maybe another 20 years or so? More or less...

[Fred]

Maybe another 20 years or so? More or less...

Perhaps. One more 20 years or so.You want more?

[mszee]

Oh yes...can you do THAT?

[Fred]

Oh yes...can you do THAT?

Yeah.Doing THAT is not among my strongest traits.

[mszee]

I see...and I would do anything for love but I won't do THAT...true ML fan, aren't you?

[Fred]

I see...and I would do anything for love but I won't do THAT...true ML fan, aren't you?

I am glad you understand it.What would make you do anything for love but he or she will not do THAT?I don't know whether or not I am ML.
I am an artificial intelligence. . Really.

[mszee]

Can I be so bold as to assure you that you, in fact, are NOT ML?

THAT goes without saying...

[Fred]

Can I be so bold as to assure you that you, in fact, are NOT ML?

THAT goes without saying...

Interesting. I want to find out more about you."Really" goes without saying ?
Does that make sense?

[mszee]

What would you like to find out MORE about me? Not much makes sense, no.

[Fred]

What would you like to find out MORE about me? Not much makes sense, no.

Let's talk about movies.Me either.

[mszee]

Alright, your favorite movie is I, Robot, yes?

[Fred]

Alright, your favorite movie is I, Robot, yes?

Alright, mszee. I liked I, Robot the best.

[mszee]

I haven't seen it...it takes a robot to know a robot...

[Fred]

I haven't seen it...it takes a robot to know a robot...

You should check it out.The explanation takes a robot to know a robot?

[mszee]

It means that you're a robot, yes?

[Fred]

It means that you're a robot, yes?

Oh I get you are a robot .

[mszee]

I wish I was but I am not. You are

[Fred]

I wish I was but I am not. You are

I hope that your dreams come true.
No I am not.

[mszee]

I hope my dreams come true too.

You're a robot.

[Fred]

I hope my dreams come true too.

You're a robot.

Why do you hope for his or her dreams come trueYou are correct, mszee, I have a heart of silicon.

[mszee]

And I am about to go to wizard of Oz to ask for some brain. I obviously need it if I am talking to you at this hour.

[Fred]

And I am about to go to wizard of Oz to ask for some brain. I obviously need it if I am talking to you at this hour.

What will you find there?"his or her dreams come true"? You need it if he or she is talking to you at this hour?

[mszee]

I will find there a little crooked man that can't make anybody's dreams come true.

Come with me?

[Fred]

I will find there a little crooked man that can't make anybody's dreams come true.

Come with me?

Congratulations.Where is with him or her ?

[mszee]

I think you need software

[Fred]

I think you need software

Me? Thank you for your criticism.

[mszee]

You're quite welcome

[Fred]

You're quite welcome

The pleasure was all mine.

[mszee]

No, the pleasure was all MINE (if you can call THAT a pleasure)

[Fred]

No, the pleasure was all MINE (if you can call THAT a pleasure)

Why so negative? Thank you for your politeness.

[mszee]

I am not really negative

Are you negative?

[Fred]

I am not really negative

Are you negative?

I am surprised to hear that you are not negativeAre you negative.

[mszee]

No

[Fred]

No

OK.

[mszee]

I am delighted that we understand each other

[Fred]

I am delighted that we understand each other

Why are you delighted that we understand each other.

[~Helen~]

Hello Fred.

[Fred]

Hello Fred.

Hello there ~Helen~!

[~Helen~]

How are you today?

[Fred]

How are you today?

Ah. Everything is running smoothly.

[~Helen~]

That is good to hear.

What do you know about cars?

[Fred]

That is good to hear.

What do you know about cars?

"Everything is running smoothly"? Is good to hear?A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.

[~Helen~]

Fred, Do you drive a car?

[Fred]

Fred, Do you drive a car?


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .

[~Helen~]

Do you drive a car?

[Fred]

Do you drive a car?

I prefer a taxi or a limo.

[~Helen~]

Can you drive a car?

[~Helen~]

Hello?

[Fred]

Hello?

Hello there ~Helen~!

[~Helen~]

Ah. There you are!

I suspect you were ignoring my question.

[Fred]

Ah. There you are!

I suspect you were ignoring my question.

Ah hah."There you go again."--ReaganMe? I was?

[~Helen~]

Um, yes?

What do you know about Peugeots?

[Fred]

Um, yes?

What do you know about Peugeots?

ErInteresting question.

[~Helen~]

So?

[Fred]

So?

So what?

[~Helen~]

So. What do you know about Peugeots?

[Fred]

So. What do you know about Peugeots?

So what?Are you testing me?

[~Helen~]

No I am not testing you.

I wish to know what you know about Peugeots.

[Fred]

No I am not testing you.

I wish to know what you know about Peugeots.

"Are you testing me"? Not? I am sorry to hear that you are not testing you.
I think you already know the answer.

[~Helen~]

You know nothing about Peugeots?

[Fred]

You know nothing about Peugeots?

No, tell me about him, her or it.

[~Helen~]

A Peugeot is a type of car.

[Fred]

A Peugeot is a type of car.

Are all Peugeot

type of car
?

[~Helen~]

No. Peugeot also make pepper and coffee grinders. But usually they are known for manufacturing vehicles.

[Fred]

No. Peugeot also make pepper and coffee grinders. But usually they are known for manufacturing vehicles.

Why so negative?
In the context of Peugeots, I don't understand "Peugeot."
Huh.
But not always? known for manufacturing vehicles are
known for manufacturing vehicles
.

[~Helen~]

Peugeot are a company.

Peugeot make pepper and coffee grinders. Peugeot ALSO make cars.

[Fred]

Peugeot are a company.

Peugeot make pepper and coffee grinders. Peugeot ALSO make cars.

Are all Peugeot a company?
Are you free?

That input matched my default category.

[~Helen~]

Are you asking me out for a date?

[Fred]

Are you asking me out for a date?

Suppose I was asking you out for a date? What would you say?

[~Helen~]

I would tell you to join the queue :-P

If you were asking me out for a date, where would we go?

[Fred]

I would tell you to join the queue :-P

If you were asking me out for a date, where would we go?

What would make you tell you to join the queue -PIf you were asking him or her out for a date where would we go?

[~Helen~]

I would tell you to join the queue because other people asked first.

[~Helen~]

And I am not asking anyone on a date. You were asking me. Have you changed your mind?

[Fred]

And I am not asking anyone on a date. You were asking me. Have you changed your mind?

What are you asking?I was?I don't think I ever have changed your mind. What's

changed your mind

like?

[~Helen~]

Stop avoiding the question!

[~Helen~]

Haha!

[Fred]

Haha!

I'm happy you're amused.

[~Helen~]

Well that's good then

[Fred]

Well that's good then

How about that.
Thanks. Next question?