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daveake
23 Sep 2008, 00:20
Train crushes railway sex couple

A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.

Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.

He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.

"They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper.

According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby.

The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.

The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation.

I guess it wasn't a Virgin train that hit them ... :twisted:

Dave

RadioMaster
23 Sep 2008, 08:35
whats sex?

duke knooby
24 Sep 2008, 00:12
whats sex?

:D brilliant

daveake
24 Sep 2008, 09:44
whats sex?

It's something that can either be safe or not safe. And in this case it wasn't safe.

Dave

The Flying Mouse
24 Sep 2008, 18:57
:twisted: I thought the sex was something played by posh Jazz musicians :bleh:

daveake
24 Sep 2008, 19:42
:twisted: I thought the sex was something played by posh Jazz musicians :bleh:

No, that's usually done solo.

Dave

The Flying Mouse
24 Sep 2008, 19:57
:twisted: Works best as a 5 piece combo, that was everyone gets to have a rest at some point :mrgreen:

daveake
24 Sep 2008, 20:15
Yeah, but you always get someone who decides to improvise and everyone else has to follow along.

RadioMaster
24 Sep 2008, 20:18
:twisted: Works best as a 5 piece combo, that was everyone gets to have a rest at some point :mrgreen:

and who plays the flute?



(were heading down a bad route with this thread)

mszee
24 Sep 2008, 20:21
and who plays the flute?



(were heading down a bad route with this thread)

Did you break apostrophe key on your keyboard???

RadioMaster
24 Sep 2008, 20:24
na'h Im jus't too la'zy :D

daveake
24 Sep 2008, 20:24
and who plays the flute?



(were heading down a bad route with this thread)

Well, I hope no-one says "they all take turns", otherwise this thread will probably go down even more ... :twisted:

Dave

daveake
24 Sep 2008, 20:25
Did you break apostrophe key on your keyboard???

Did you break the "the" keys?

The Flying Mouse
24 Sep 2008, 20:28
:twisted: Should we mention the bongos? :shock:

mszee
24 Sep 2008, 20:33
Did you break the "the" keys?

Oh yeah...it's been more years that I care to remember...but I don't have "a" and "the" keys on any keyboard that I've ever had...

daveake
24 Sep 2008, 21:19
:twisted: Should we mention the bongos? :shock:

By all means, but please leave your maracas under cover.

Dave

The Flying Mouse
24 Sep 2008, 21:37
:twisted: Well, I don't like to blow my own trumpet.............. :wtf: :shock:

Sarahdk23
24 Sep 2008, 22:10
:twisted: Well, I don't like to blow my own trumpet.............. :wtf: :shock:

Is that even possible? :-)

RadioMaster
24 Sep 2008, 22:14
well, if you do, please make sure someone gives you head-phones :))

mszee
24 Sep 2008, 22:17
Is that even possible? :-)

Why not...with a proper training and exercise...anything is possible...

The Flying Mouse
24 Sep 2008, 22:24
:twisted: So about these trains :shock: :lmao:

mszee
24 Sep 2008, 22:25
Oh yeah...back on topic...

Love on the tracks...and no big surprise...

duke knooby
24 Sep 2008, 22:37
its all about timing... and not being on electrified lines

tinkerbell
25 Sep 2008, 22:52
whats sex?

:faint:

~Helen~
26 Sep 2008, 00:15
I was going to say something about up lines and down lines and thought better of it...

RadioMaster
26 Sep 2008, 00:16
dont get it

duke knooby
26 Sep 2008, 01:13
dont get it

we know.. thats why you're a virgin ;)

mszee
26 Sep 2008, 01:17
we know.. thats why you're a virgin ;)

I had a better answer..."that's why you asked what sex is"

RadioMaster
26 Sep 2008, 08:46
what is it then?

mszee
26 Sep 2008, 13:54
what is it then?

Google is your friend...

daveake
26 Sep 2008, 14:09
Google is your friend...

He may be some time ... :lol:

RJ, if you do an image search, make sure you keep "safesearch" turned on :twisted:

Dave

RadioMaster
26 Sep 2008, 16:45
just read the other day that 25% of all Google searches are related to sex, and that 14% of all webpages are sex sites.

The Flying Mouse
26 Sep 2008, 16:57
:twisted: And those stats are just from your room :lmao:

mszee
26 Sep 2008, 17:07
just read the other day that 25% of all Google searches are related to sex, and that 14% of all webpages are sex sites.

Off the top of my head I can say that this is grossly incorrect statistics...LOL...