Whats The Funniest Thing you have seen for a long Time

[Battybarb]

My husband is a big wind up,this particular day he had been winding everyone up,thought it was really funny..in the evening we went out for a drink,we didnt take the car ,decided to go by bus,got to the bus stop,he sat on the seat lent back on the shelter and there was no glass in the shelter ,he fell right through it,at that point the bus pulled up,as he is qiute a big chap he could not get up,all you could see was his legs sticking up..it was so funny i laughed for days..:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Rockette]

Went driving one Sunday (that's when all the nutters come out to play.)

This guy has a flat driver-side front tyre, so he pulls onto the shoulder and jacks the car up. The car begins to topple (as it would on the camber of the road), so he gets his wife and four kids to sit along the side of the car as ballast.

Nearly careened out of control trying to drive through tears of laughter.

[mszee]

To me it was Samcat's post somewhere where she confuses post addressed to her with post addressed to Emma Meatgrl...that was FUNNY!

[RadioMaster]

the service at the post office ffs

[Wario]

An old lady was running around my local Mcdonalds naked. I saw here through the window as I hate my McNuggets

I couldn't be stitched back up after that

[duke knooby]

i'd like to say it was rj trying to run accross a road.. but that, while fun to watch, wasn't actually funny... and the thing that made me laugh the most recently, i didn't really see... just heard... but it had me in stitches for over an hour

and i've only seen her briefly once since in 10 weeks... (she'll get a good claim out of it)

but why am i listed as a witness??? i was too busy laughin :lol:

[daveake]

An old lady was running around my local Mcdonalds naked. I saw here through the window as I hate my McNuggets

Did she have a pair of Whoppers?

Good job it wasn't a bloke - that could have put you off your McNuggets.

Dave

[SamCat]

I didn't think it was funny but my client did when i told her!! I watched Celebrity Most Haunted which i dont usually watch cos it gives me the eebie-jeebies!! When they take a photo any spirits present appear as bright orbs in it, so i walked from the bathroom to the bedroom in the dark and saw an orb!! I freaked, put all the lights on and tried to stop shivering then i realised it was my iPod i was carrying reflecting on the door but too late i had the eebie-jeebies and had to sleep with the hall light on!!

[mszee]

Did she have a pair of Whoppers?

Good job it wasn't a bloke - that could have put you off your McNuggets.

Dave

British...Whopper is a Burger King...duh...

[daveake]

British...Whopper is a Burger King...duh...

I'll have to get you a British English dictionary for Xmas ... then you'll know what a Whopper is, a pantomime, etc etc... ;-)

Dabe

[mszee]

I'll have to get you a British English dictionary for Xmas ... then you'll know what a Whopper is, a pantomime, etc etc... ;-)

Dabe

I see you've gotten a new signature...nice one...

I forget emoticons, remember...you win...your post was funnier!

[mszee]

What a dreamy name...Dabe...

[Battybarb]

I didn't think it was funny but my client did when i told her!! I watched Celebrity Most Haunted which i dont usually watch cos it gives me the eebie-jeebies!! When they take a photo any spirits present appear as bright orbs in it, so i walked from the bathroom to the bedroom in the dark and saw an orb!! I freaked, put all the lights on and tried to stop shivering then i realised it was my iPod i was carrying reflecting on the door but too late i had the eebie-jeebies and had to sleep with the hall light on!!

Thats great....:lol::lol:

[Monstro]

I didn't think it was funny but my client did when i told her!! I watched Celebrity Most Haunted which i dont usually watch cos it gives me the eebie-jeebies!! When they take a photo any spirits present appear as bright orbs in it, so i walked from the bathroom to the bedroom in the dark and saw an orb!! I freaked, put all the lights on and tried to stop shivering then i realised it was my iPod i was carrying reflecting on the door but too late i had the eebie-jeebies and had to sleep with the hall light on!!

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~Helen~]

What a dreamy name...Dabe...

Dave, have you got a cold?

[Pudding]

I saw someone walk into a lamp post while texting, they then dropped their phone and it fell to bits, I couldn't stop laughing. Shame it doesn't happen to every texter walking the streets not paying attention.

Pud :twisted:

[Hypnobabe]

The funniest thing I've seen for a long time was my stepson cacking himself this morning when we told him we'd given him driving lessons for his birthday today and he'd got his first one in an hour and a half.... He's been the complete bigshot since he applied for his provisional licence about a month and a half ago, but I doubt he'd have actually done anything about booking a lesson, so we took the decision out of his hands.... it was rather amusing....

[MeatGrl1]

It was a good few years back but mum and I went to see Gran do her bells at the local church. To start off we were late so there was a big kerfufflel while we found our seats, then during the interval I went to get the drinks and as they were cups and saucers I balanced one on the other so I could carry the three back, gran noting this got up and said, 'Here let me help you.' Or something to that effect only her foot caught the corner of the carpet and she did a little trip and run thing but luckily she didn't fall over, so we ended up laughing about that, then during the course of drinking our drinks people came round with mince pies, the kind with icing sugar on top.
First off I lifted my hand to tap mum on the arm as I had remembered something only I knocked the mince pie out of her hand and it landed upside down in her lap and please note she was wearing a black skirt :lol: !!!
Then as gran took a bite of her's icing sugar puffed everywhere !!
But the thing that absolutely topped off this evening was at the end when we had to give a contribution, Gran got out her purse and said that she only had a £10 note and started routing in the collection tin for change, mum and I just died of embarrassment :lol:.

But everytime I think or tell this story I absolutely crease !!

[mszee]

Mike's brother's comments on his Facebook status...:lmao:

[Battybarb]

i went to see Il Divo at The O2 in London ,a woman just got up from her seat right at the front ,talking to her friends rather loudly and trying to attract attention to herself,looking all around to see if anyone was looking,when she caught her foot on the chair leg in front,tripped over and landed flat on her face like a star fish right in front of the stage :lmao: ,imagine in front of all those people :oops:(( she was quiet for the rest of the concert..lol ))