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Gez
04 Oct 2004, 16:30
I think Gerry's got his hands full already, Neil

You looking in FA's window by chance 8O :wink:

DIZZY DRUMMER
04 Oct 2004, 18:33
Gerry - don't give away all my secrets :wink:

That window's for perverts - not friends 8)

Gez
05 Oct 2004, 21:36
Just trying to mingle, can't be evrywhere at once you know :wink:

DIZZY DRUMMER
05 Oct 2004, 22:12
Gertry wrote:


Just trying to mingle, can't be evrywhere at once you know :wink:


Hun - you get everywhere I am :devil: Not complaining though :roll:

Biter
07 Oct 2004, 22:27
http://www.scenta.co.uk/reverse/

Annoying, addictive, if you can get past level 8 I salute you.

Gez
08 Oct 2004, 22:50
Grrrrrrrrr :twisted: ...........at least Dottie's blowing her OWN trumpet :wink: :wink: :wink:

dottie
09 Oct 2004, 11:47
Grrrrrrrrr :twisted: ...........at least Dottie's blowing her OWN trumpet :wink: :wink: :wink:

banging her own drum, cannodling with her clarinet, and fingering her guitar :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
09 Oct 2004, 13:44
Dottie wrote:


banging her own drum, cannodling with her clarinet, and fingering her guitar

Multi tasking Dottie - I can only bang one thing at a time :roll:

black dog
10 Oct 2004, 23:10
You should be able to multi task Sharon. You are a woman

black dog
10 Oct 2004, 23:29
definately annoying. Couldn't get anyway then used logical thinking and am up to level 13

DIZZY DRUMMER
11 Oct 2004, 08:03
Black Dog wrote:


You should be able to multi task Sharon. You are a woman



I can BD :wink:

But only bang one instument at a time 8O

dottie
11 Oct 2004, 11:46
Dottie wrote:


banging her own drum, cannodling with her clarinet, and fingering her guitar

Multi tasking Dottie - I can only bang one thing at a time :roll:

Do you want some lessons :lol: It comes with experience and maturity :lol:

Pixie
11 Oct 2004, 11:48
See what you mean! Takes a while for the lateral thinking to kick in, then begins to get better. Had a quick go and got to level 9.

DIZZY DRUMMER
11 Oct 2004, 15:01
Dottie wrote:


Do you want some lessons :lol: It comes with experience and maturity

Yes lessons would be good - not being of either experience or maturity :roll:

KebLou
11 Oct 2004, 18:28
Dottie wrote:


Do you want some lessons :lol: It comes with experience and maturity

Yes lessons would be good - not being of either experience or maturity :roll:

Heres a tip, play guitar and hit your head against the drum. :lol:

dottie
11 Oct 2004, 19:23
:




Yes lessons would be good - not being of either experience or maturity :roll:[/quote]

Get yourself a one man band kit :lmao: no not that sort :lol: :lol:

Gez
11 Oct 2004, 22:57
Mmmmmmmm Dottums. Over my knee girl :bunny:

dottie
12 Oct 2004, 11:55
Mmmmmmmm Dottums. Over my knee girl :bunny:

Um My dinga ling, my dinga ling :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
12 Oct 2004, 14:13
Gerry wrote:

Mmmmmmmm Dottums. Over my knee girl :bunny:


ME TOO :0mghi2u:

dottie
12 Oct 2004, 22:24
Gerry wrote:

Mmmmmmmm Dottums. Over my knee girl :bunny:


ME TOO :0mghi2u:

Yes Please!!! :oops: :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
12 Oct 2004, 22:40
Gerry wrote:

Mmmmmmmm Dottums. Over my knee girl :bunny:


ME TOO :0mghi2u:

Yes Please!!! :oops: :lol:

Dottie - you dark horse :wink: Do you do Ann Summers parties too :bunny:

dottie
13 Oct 2004, 10:41
Dottie - you dark horse :wink: Do you do Ann Summers parties too :bunny:[/quote]

Yes!!!!

DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Oct 2004, 14:29
Dottie

Remember me for the next one 8) :wink:

black dog
13 Oct 2004, 20:45
Remember me too Dottie.

I like the games you get to play :twisted:

dottie
13 Oct 2004, 21:31
Dottie

Remember me for the next one 8) :wink:

Do you think Gerry would like to attend? :oops: :lol:

dottie
13 Oct 2004, 21:32
Remember me too Dottie.

I like the games you get to play :twisted:

I bought one at the last party haven't had chance to play it yet :oops: :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Oct 2004, 22:36
Dottie wrote:


Do you think Gerry would like to attend? :oops: :lol:

Ya he is up for a laugh :wink:

I bought one at the last party haven't had chance to play it yet

Dottie 8O whisper to me what you got :roll:



A RABBIT :bunny: :lmao:

airhead
14 Oct 2004, 01:16
Oh, Ann Summers party, Girls? I actually have experience (seriously, my mum was an ann Summers party organiser when I was tiny. One day, when i was small, I FOUND THE VIBRATERS.)

R.
14 Oct 2004, 22:00
Neighbours driving you nuts? (http://www.gadgets.co.uk/revenge-noises-cd-earplugs.html) :))

dottie
15 Oct 2004, 12:36
A Game for Lovers - anyone here played it yet? :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
15 Oct 2004, 14:33
Not yet Dottie - lets get Gerry on the chat & have a game :wink:

airhead
15 Oct 2004, 15:46
Cool, I have! It's fun!

Tim
16 Oct 2004, 19:54
Well, guess who is back!!! Different name, same person hahaha.

Gez
17 Oct 2004, 12:30
Right girls BEHAVE. Dare I model those Ann Summers skimpy thongy thingies....................YES YES 8)

Batteries included (that'll make me popular with the girls...bzzzzzzzzz) :D

Gez
17 Oct 2004, 17:57
Got kids............don't need it :wink:

DIZZY DRUMMER
17 Oct 2004, 22:16
Gerry - Why should we BEHAVE :wink:

You in a thong :lol:


Batteries 8O Do you need help then 8)

Tim
17 Oct 2004, 22:55
Mum??? are you there???

Bren
17 Oct 2004, 22:59
but of course son :D

meshurp
17 Oct 2004, 23:00
Hey shes my mum!!!!!!

Keab42
17 Oct 2004, 23:01
mine!!!

Tim
17 Oct 2004, 23:02
Mum, Meshurp is teasing me.... please help me!!!

(hi Meshurp!!! so happy that i can talk to you again)

meshurp
17 Oct 2004, 23:03
:P
:lmao:

nice to talk to you again tooo tim!

Tim
17 Oct 2004, 23:08
Yeah indeed... good to be back. If i could only get my old account back. still don't know why i was banned... strange thing he sister?? Mum thinks also that it is strange, but later on i will ask about that to the staff :D

meshurp
17 Oct 2004, 23:11
yes indeed...i havent been on here fro ages myself... :(

Bren
17 Oct 2004, 23:19
Yeah indeed... good to be back. :D


good to have you back here :D

Tim
17 Oct 2004, 23:46
Indeed, bren...you took the words right out of my mouth, and couldn't have said it better.

Tim
17 Oct 2004, 23:47
Indeed, bren...you took the words right out of my mouth, and couldn't have said it better.

mariella
18 Oct 2004, 00:07
Indeed, bren...you took the words right out of my mouth, and couldn't have said it better.
:up: ...missed having you around, Tim!

xxx
Mariella

Bren
18 Oct 2004, 00:13
...missed having you around, Tim!

xxx
Mariella

indeed, i agree Mariella


Bren

Pixie
18 Oct 2004, 10:01
Love it R...and sent it to a few mates (no not my next-door neighbours!).

dottie
18 Oct 2004, 11:21
Right girls BEHAVE. Dare I model those Ann Summers skimpy thongy thingies....................YES YES 8)

Batteries included (that'll make me popular with the girls...bzzzzzzzzz) :D

Make sure there re-chargeable gerry :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
18 Oct 2004, 17:36
Dottie - has he to use then that many times 8O


OH ya there's YOU - ME & BLACK DOG :lmao:

Gez
18 Oct 2004, 20:37
Never mind Duracell girls.....me thinks Plutonium tipped batteries needed here :wink: :wink:

DIZZY DRUMMER
18 Oct 2004, 20:43
Gerry wote:

Never mind Duracell girls.....me thinks Plutonium tipped batteries needed here :wink: :wink:

Do they provide more BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 8O

Whey Hay 8)

dottie
18 Oct 2004, 21:37
Never mind Duracell girls.....me thinks Plutonium tipped batteries needed here :wink: :wink:

More like atomic gerry - 3 ladies await you :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
18 Oct 2004, 23:19
Dottie wrote:

More like atomic gerry - 3 ladies await you :lol:

Baggys 2nd or third - prefer things abit slower myself :roll:

black dog
19 Oct 2004, 10:02
Dottie wrote:

More like atomic gerry - 3 ladies await you :lol:

Baggys 2nd or third - prefer things abit slower myself :roll:

Only so you can it enjoy it for longer :twisted:

DIZZY DRUMMER
19 Oct 2004, 12:35
Black Dog wrote:


Only so you can it enjoy it for longer
:twisted:


OOOOOHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSS 8)

Gez
19 Oct 2004, 15:57
......I think I'm going to the Bat/Belfry for a wee drink............ :D

See youz after the HAPPY HOUR :wink: :wink:

black dog
19 Oct 2004, 23:38
We're missing you already, Gerry

Gez
20 Oct 2004, 15:52
:hic: Right who's first :hic: . Who turned the lights out :hic:

Gez
20 Oct 2004, 15:53
are we nearing the 10,000 mark :hic:

DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Oct 2004, 18:20
I did Gerry :roll: I like to feel my way

dottie
20 Oct 2004, 20:28
and I like to do it My Way - do be do, la, la ,la

Biter
20 Oct 2004, 22:40
ooh! how many posts is it now???

DIZZY DRUMMER
21 Oct 2004, 00:14
Dottie - you do it your way - I'll do it mine :wink:

Heard Gerry likes variety :lol:

dottie
21 Oct 2004, 12:24
Heard Gerry likes variety :lol:[/quote]

Heinz Beans of course :lol:

Welcome back Tim lovely to see you here again, not been the same without you, hope all is well with you :D

DIZZY DRUMMER
21 Oct 2004, 18:12
No Dottie - Don't give Gerry Beans 8O

Testify
22 Oct 2004, 23:16
ooh! how many posts is it now???

no way near to 10000

R.
22 Oct 2004, 23:21
792 including this one. Cookie (http://www.wantacookie.com/)? :))

dottie
22 Oct 2004, 23:46
Beans are good for your heart didn't you know that? :lol: I know they make you :oops:

Methinks Gerry is going to need all of his cardiac powers to stay the distance with us :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
23 Oct 2004, 00:31
Dottie - true - but does he need to :oops: through it - not nice - but funny 8O

Biter
23 Oct 2004, 02:18
warning....plug approaching...

Biter
23 Oct 2004, 02:20
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Biter
23 Oct 2004, 02:21
Warned ya...

Biter
23 Oct 2004, 02:25
And now for an extremely stupid public service announcement which means absolutely nothing to anyone except me.











(i wanna be a postwhore too!)

Biter
23 Oct 2004, 02:25
I WANT

Biter
23 Oct 2004, 02:26
TO

Biter
23 Oct 2004, 02:26
BE

Biter
23 Oct 2004, 02:27
aww.


it wont let me post no more....damn computer.




Anyway...Where's Rob gone?

DIZZY DRUMMER
23 Oct 2004, 09:36
:lmao:

Biter
23 Oct 2004, 14:49
Seriously, where IS darling Rob? It seems so quiet without him...

dottie
23 Oct 2004, 16:43
Love your signature fallen angel - so true.............

And I speak from experience :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
23 Oct 2004, 20:09
Thank you Dottie - have lots more :wink:


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out - BUT I can usually shut the b***h up with cookies :lmao:

R.
23 Oct 2004, 22:10
More cookies ... (http://cookiewords.ath.cx/) :drool: :))

http://cookiewords.ath.cx/img/66127d85e0bc093ae412656b80d33c6f.jpg

Chris
24 Oct 2004, 18:25
Hank Makes It Flat (http://www.hank-makes-it-flat.com/) :nuts: :wtf: :nuts:

Tim
24 Oct 2004, 18:40
Hehe, back, back i'm back!!!! Yeah.. with the old account!!! Pretty happy!!!

Tim
24 Oct 2004, 18:41
So let the party begin!!! :P

Chris
24 Oct 2004, 18:51
Hehe, back, back i'm back!!!! Y

Oh God, there goes the neighbourhood!!!

Only kidding, welcome back Tim

Tim
24 Oct 2004, 20:17
Hehe, back, back i'm back!!!! Y

Oh God, there goes the neighbourhood!!!

Only kidding, welcome back Tim

Hehe, thanks chris!!! Good to be back!

Gez
24 Oct 2004, 21:02
No Dottie - Don't give Gerry Beans 8O

**PHART** :oops: :oops: Oops-a-daisey :oops:

Gez
24 Oct 2004, 21:05
:nuts:

Tim
24 Oct 2004, 21:16
Nice cookie pics... like cookies... specially with chocolate.. mmm. :lurk:

Bren
24 Oct 2004, 22:27
Hehe, back, back i'm back!!!! Yeah.. with the old account!!! Pretty happy!!!

i'm glad about that...good to see you :D

Bren

DIZZY DRUMMER
24 Oct 2004, 22:41
Gerry wrote:


**PHART** :oops: :oops: Oops-a-daisey :oops:



DOTTIE - glad he's not mine tonight - OH DEAR - think he's Black Dog's

BD - BLAME Dottie :wtf:

KebLou
25 Oct 2004, 02:44
Thank you Dottie - have lots more :wink:


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out - BUT I can usually shut the b***h up with cookies :lmao:

Lol Thats good.

dottie
25 Oct 2004, 21:49
Gerry wrote:


**PHART** :oops: :oops: Oops-a-daisey :oops:



DOTTIE - glad he's not mine tonight - OH DEAR - think he's Black Dog's

BD - BLAME Dottie :wtf:

Um well they did say on the weather forcast that its going to be pretty windy in the highlands tonight :lmao:

DIZZY DRUMMER
25 Oct 2004, 22:38
Dottie wrote:


Um well they did say on the weather forcast that its going to be pretty windy in the highlands tonight :lmao:

Quite a regular occurance by all accounts - no wonder no one has even seen Nessie 8)

heat
25 Oct 2004, 23:36
Just because i can........ :P

dottie
26 Oct 2004, 22:08
Just because i can........ :P

And how wonderful to see you here again Heat :D

DIZZY DRUMMER
27 Oct 2004, 08:08
Heat - Go on - Fill your boots :D

R.
27 Oct 2004, 21:46
llama llama llama (http://www.angrymonkey.net/putfileshere/thellamasong.swf) DUCK :wtf: :keke:

Pixie
28 Oct 2004, 09:20
:lol: :lol:

Gez
29 Oct 2004, 10:52
.........yes Heat.......Welcome :twisted: :twisted: .

Just watch yourself, Dottums and Fa are Skint and only being nice to ask for a tap. Tut tut, shame on youz girls :oops:

heat
29 Oct 2004, 23:22
Well...I'm skinters too...sooooooooo.... we can all be skinters together...


OR


do ya think its too early for a spot of carol singing?????

Tim
29 Oct 2004, 23:25
What does skinters mean??

Testify
29 Oct 2004, 23:37
hey tim, hope u is ok, sent ya a pm.

errr think means they have no money??? at a guess, dont really know bless me

DIZZY DRUMMER
29 Oct 2004, 23:39
Gerry wrote:


Just watch yourself, Dottums and Fa are Skint and only being nice to ask for a tap. Tut tut, shame on youz girls :oops:

I think I speak for Dottie too - Gerry Pay more then - you skinflint :x You get enough out of us :wink:

DIZZY DRUMMER
29 Oct 2004, 23:41
Tim & Testify

Yes - it does mean that you are short on money

Tim
29 Oct 2004, 23:50
is it kind of a dialect orso??? So the word skinters is the replacement for a complete sentence: i'm out of money.

Never knew that.

heat
29 Oct 2004, 23:55
Tim - yep, it's just a way of saying i'm totally broke - i have nothing....

Bren
30 Oct 2004, 08:41
is it kind of a dialect orso??? So the word skinters is the replacement for a complete sentence: i'm out of money.

Never knew that.

...i've never heard the word "skinters" used :lol:

...you normally just say " i'm skint"

dottie
30 Oct 2004, 18:13
From one skinter to another after paying out Ģ1,000 for a new kitchen roof today :twisted: the guy who had been working on the bungalow for the previous occupants said he had tried to cure this leak, shame he didn't succeed :twisted: and that he didn't bother to tell us first, we might have been able to re-negoiate the asking price then, on top of all the other bits we have had to replace, wiring etc, fuse box, etc., :twisted:

grumble, grumblehttp://www.royaldeaf.org.uk/grumble.gif

Um thats me finished now - sorry about that folks, Christmas is coming not :roll: :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
30 Oct 2004, 22:42
Dottie - isn't there a law that if the occupants don't tell you everything - something can be done about it :?

Not sure about the wording but something along those lines

Tim
30 Oct 2004, 22:43
I'm skint, well a bit skint. Got still some money. So i'm not really skintered. Funny word... skint.

Is there also a "past" verb for it?? like: skound. I was skound a long time ago hahahah. Or is it then, i was skinned... no that is something different hhahaah.

Bren
30 Oct 2004, 22:57
I'm skint, well a bit skint. Got still some money. So i'm not really skintered. Funny word... skint.

Is there also a "past" verb for it?? like: skound. I was skound a long time ago hahahah. Or is it then, i was skinned... no that is something different hhahaah.

haha...no Tim...just the one word skint

i am skint
i was skint
i will be skint
etc

...think your versions better :D

Tim
31 Oct 2004, 07:36
Damn... i hate that time changing stuff.. Now around 6.30 and i'm awake... pff... And noone is here :(

DIZZY DRUMMER
31 Oct 2004, 10:29
Guess what wally forgot to change the clocks over & got up at 7am (really 6am) :oops:

Tim thanks for reminding me :wink:

Wondered why hubby was not up & ready to go shopping :roll:

Bren
31 Oct 2004, 11:36
Damn... i hate that time changing stuff.. Now around 6.30 and i'm awake... pff... And noone is here :(

:D morning Tim....have a good day


i was up...but not here :lol: ....trying to get housework done before going to work

bye for now....

dottie
31 Oct 2004, 11:59
Dottie - isn't there a law that if the occupants don't tell you everything - something can be done about it :?

Not sure about the wording but something along those lines

Well they were going to bring in a sellers pack, whereby you had to admit all faults, but thats been shelved for the time being, I suppose when it comes down to it, you pays your money and takes your chance :twisted:

Feeling a lot happier though this morning, the smells gone from out in the kitchen, thought there might have been a body under the kitchen roof or floor :lol: lived with that for 3 months, not nice.

Went out for a lovely evening with roy last night, drinky poos at local pub, and then on to a nepalese meal, all within walking distance to!!! lovely jubbly!!!! 1 bottle of scotch later, no hangover too and the sun is shining too, yes I'm :D this morning.......

DIZZY DRUMMER
01 Nov 2004, 14:32
Dottie

Glad to hear you had a good night out

About time I went out again - not going out til 17th November. Taking my daughter to see "Cirus of Horrors" - that sounds fun :wtf:

All weird things :bleh:

Tim
01 Nov 2004, 23:11
Damn... i hate that time changing stuff.. Now around 6.30 and i'm awake... pff... And noone is here :(

:D morning Tim....have a good day


i was up...but not here :lol: ....trying to get housework done before going to work

bye for now....

Hello Bren... How are you??? And the rest of the people... hope you are all doing fine.

Bren
02 Nov 2004, 12:18
Hello Bren... How are you???.


i'm fine thanks Tim....... :D .
... .apart from the fact that i'm coming down with a cold and am losing my voice :lol: .....other than that i'm fine.

have a good day

Gez
02 Nov 2004, 23:38
Gerry wrote:


Just watch yourself, Dottums and Fa are Skint and only being nice to ask for a tap. Tut tut, shame on youz girls :oops:

I think I speak for Dottie too - Gerry Pay more then - you skinflint :x You get enough out of us :wink:

Alrighy then girls.......I have a bigger bulge in my pocket....I understand.
Right whose first up..............to the bar that is :wink: :wink: :wink:

Gez
02 Nov 2004, 23:49
.........another post closer........ :D

DIZZY DRUMMER
03 Nov 2004, 00:04
Gerry - where have you been :cry:

another post for you

DIZZY DRUMMER
03 Nov 2004, 00:19
Gerry wrote:


Alrighy then girls.......I have a bigger bulge in my pocket....I understand.
Right whose first up..............to the bar that is :wink: :wink: :wink:


ME ME ME - but will have to check your pocket bulge too

dottie
03 Nov 2004, 16:44
Alrighy then girls.......I have a bigger bulge in my pocket....I understand.
check your pocket bulge too and me :oops: :lol: hope thats lots of cash gerry or are you just pleased to see us :lol: :oops:

Tim
03 Nov 2004, 18:11
just wondering why this post was started hahaha.

But another one.

Keab42
03 Nov 2004, 18:13
one more

Bren
03 Nov 2004, 21:47
good evening to you...

....just postwhoring, 'cos i'm feeling bored,

and lonely haha....quiet here..

byeeeeee

DIZZY DRUMMER
03 Nov 2004, 22:47
Bren

It's quite all over :cry:

Obviously people have other things to do - not like us sados :oops:

Pixie
04 Nov 2004, 09:52
Come on guys - gotta make it a bit more interesting! (any musician jokes?)


"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." (Bob Newhart).

Biter
04 Nov 2004, 16:55
This is called Haiku
The thread will liven up when
We all think of jokes

I am sitting here
Bored out of my brains, you see
Nothing happenns here

So I am writing
Haikus that dont mean nothing
Because it is fun

If you all would like
To help with my quest to find
The best funny stuff

As I just dont have
A clue to what you all like
So I will need help

To find the best jokes
To satisfy all of you
Cos i feel useless

So please let me know
What jokes and games make you glad
I will post them here

Im going to go
And get myself a life right now
Will you wish me luck?


my haiku writing is much better when i am fully awake but i hope this amuses you :mrgreen:

Tim
04 Nov 2004, 17:59
Worked 8,5 hours without a break. Totally broken hahaha. Need a massage.

KebLou
04 Nov 2004, 20:08
I only have two lessons today, but I have to stay at school until after lunch and the first lesson. Why?!

Bren
04 Nov 2004, 20:26
Worked 8,5 hours without a break. Totally broken hahaha. Need a massage.

ahh poor Tim..



i've only just got in from work...and i'm really tired ...


and tomorrow i have a 10hour!! day to look forward to.fun! :lol: ...

Gez
04 Nov 2004, 21:46
Bren

It's quite all over :cry:

Obviously people have other things to do - not like us sados :oops:


Speek for yirself girl :keke:

Gez
04 Nov 2004, 21:47
Gerry - where have you been :cry:

another post for you

Looking through your bedroom window.....in the cover of darkness :wink:

.....another post for R....

DIZZY DRUMMER
04 Nov 2004, 23:07
Gerry - I have you - that's enough for me :oops:


But Bubbling tonight - so with mates too


- a few drinkies :hic:

DIZZY DRUMMER
04 Nov 2004, 23:12
Gerry - you been peeping again :roll:

Now I know how you know I wear pjs :lol:

(another post closer)

Biter
05 Nov 2004, 16:51
Yet another post closer...






SOMEONE WRITE A HAIKU OR SOMETHING SO I DONT LOOK LIKE A NOB, PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

KebLou
05 Nov 2004, 21:26
I haven't been able to write a decent poem in ages.

black dog
05 Nov 2004, 23:10
Gerry - you been peeping again :roll:

Now I know how you know I wear pjs :lol:

(another post closer)

Just make sure the curtains are drawn when you put that sexy negligee on :twisted:

airhead
06 Nov 2004, 00:52
Yet another post closer...






SOMEONE WRITE A HAIKU OR SOMETHING SO I DONT LOOK LIKE A NOB, PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!


Is it me or what
new my little ponys look
like fallout remnants?

(It's true they look like mutants from chernobyl)

Bren
06 Nov 2004, 09:12
Just a flying visit from me.... :lol:

good morning to you all.......i must away to work now......have fun!


byeeee

Skeleton
06 Nov 2004, 21:49
Our teachers canelled all of our lessons couple weeks ago... The good thing... That was only our class..

Everyone else at the school had their lessons.. :lol:

Gez
07 Nov 2004, 22:32
:hic: A few drinkies sounds good to me :hic:

Gez
07 Nov 2004, 22:33
Our teachers canelled all of our lessons couple weeks ago... The good thing... That was only our class..

Everyone else at the school had their lessons.. :lol:

Is being a Teacher true to life as the programme 'Teachers'?? If so, how do youz handle all the hangovers 8O

Gez
07 Nov 2004, 22:35
Gerry - you been peeping again :roll:

Now I know how you know I wear pjs :lol:

(another post closer)

OOps, it was the bathroom window during Shower time :D

DIZZY DRUMMER
07 Nov 2004, 23:11
Gerry wrote:



OOps, it was the bathroom window during Shower time :lol:


Naughty boy 8) The Bedroom window - fine - The Bathroom 8O Like my privacy there :oops: All those bubbles

DIZZY DRUMMER
07 Nov 2004, 23:16
More Drinkies for Gerry :hic: :hic: :hic:

Want to see him run around his garden :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Skeleton
09 Nov 2004, 13:29
Gerry,

I donīt drink lots of alcohol.. We have one alchoholic in our famiglia and I donīt want to be like her... Even she now manage her drinking.. :(

Teachers have some courses them selves so thatīs why didinīt have lessons... And it was Friday and next week we had one week (autumholiday.. My class had longer holiday than others in our school... :lol: That was nice but I almost bored to death... :(

Pixie
09 Nov 2004, 19:17
Just off to teach some postgraduates after a 14 hour day - oh joy of joy and they're learning QUANTITATIVE METHODS - probably won't manage to keep them awake longer than 8 p.m. even if I use my sparkling wit and charm, ha ha ha

DIZZY DRUMMER
09 Nov 2004, 22:43
Good Luck - Pixie :tard:

Gez
10 Nov 2004, 10:48
Suppose thats the joys of not teaching then............FA knows what I mean :hic: :0mghi2u:

Gez
10 Nov 2004, 10:54
Must have been a bath then..........I though I saw bubbles and a faint smell :bleh:

Pixie
10 Nov 2004, 11:31
Thanks FA - wasn't too bad and kept 'em awake (well, they could have been VERY good actors...!) Back at the grindstone and have received a mysterious Happy Anniversary card from RoL - don't know who from but whoever it was - THANK YOU THANK YOU and I'll be off for an Italian (meal!) and plenty of wine tonight....xx

Gez
10 Nov 2004, 20:00
More Drinkies for Gerry :hic: :hic: :hic:

Want to see him run around his garden :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Are you referring to that drunken thing by chance :wink:

DIZZY DRUMMER
10 Nov 2004, 20:08
YES Gerry

YOU know what I am talking about :wtf:

Gez
10 Nov 2004, 21:09
.....well I thought it was normal to run through your Garden Naked after a few beers :D

DIZZY DRUMMER
10 Nov 2004, 22:25
Not where I live hun - but I am quite willing to come & watch :wink:

DIZZY DRUMMER
10 Nov 2004, 22:50
Gerry - Now you know ladies don't do such things - my bubbles are all from the bubble bath :oops:

Keab42
11 Nov 2004, 00:27
post number 818, will this topic even make 1000 posts???

dottie
11 Nov 2004, 00:28
819 and counting - methinks this topic needs a hand, or a foot or?

Keab42
11 Nov 2004, 00:47
i have fallen into bad habits, i have just spent the last half hour postwhoring with dottie...

dottie
11 Nov 2004, 00:48
i have fallen into bad habits, i have just spent the last half hour postwhoring with dottie...

and wasn't it delicious :lol:

Keab42
11 Nov 2004, 00:50
definitely

dottie
11 Nov 2004, 00:53
absorbing, intellectual, knowledgeable and I'm sure I can think of something (raise the post count)

Pixie
11 Nov 2004, 10:15
Maybe we should have some more flirting.... :D

Pixie
11 Nov 2004, 10:21
No, dottie you're supposed to put them in alphabetical order....oh no, that's another thread :lol:

Keab42
11 Nov 2004, 21:13
i think FA and gerry do enough of that already

Biter
11 Nov 2004, 22:26
I got me a new boyfriend :mrgreen:


Just wanted to share that with ya.

R.
11 Nov 2004, 22:31
:pics:

Biter
11 Nov 2004, 22:33
Hell no! Hes a right ugly sod.

airhead
11 Nov 2004, 23:15
JENNA! WHERE IS THIS NEW BOYFRIEND FROM! I DEMAND THAT YOU TELL ME EVERY SINGLE GORY DETAIL ABOUT IT ALL!

Biter
12 Nov 2004, 12:49
Its Mark. You know Mark...well, you know hes te one that offered to...AHEM...Well hes better than gimpy Steven.


Yes, I dated a gimp.

Gez
12 Nov 2004, 18:50
another one :wink:

Gez
12 Nov 2004, 19:11
Just postywhoreing. Dont worry Dottums, you can do whatever you like in here :keke:

dottie
12 Nov 2004, 20:00
Anything Gerry :oops: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bren
12 Nov 2004, 22:53
good evening. :D

..a flying visit from me.....no one here to talk to...so i guess it's back to the ironing :lol:

....what a way to spend a friday evening!! :lol:

bye..have fun

Tim
13 Nov 2004, 20:08
Think i'm going to immigrate

Keab42
13 Nov 2004, 20:36
where to Tim??

Tim
13 Nov 2004, 20:39
To suriname.... to the family of my girlfriend.... yeah... good idea. It ain't fun here anymore.

Gez
13 Nov 2004, 21:24
Anything Gerry :oops: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I said Anything my dear :wink: :wink:

R.
13 Nov 2004, 21:30
Only in the UK (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004522953,00.html)? :wtf:

DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Nov 2004, 22:19
Does that include me as well Gerry :wink:

DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Nov 2004, 22:23
Are we there yet????

Are we there yet????

Are we there yet????

Are we there yet????


:wtf:

R.
13 Nov 2004, 22:37
Are we there yet????

Are we there yet????

Are we there yet????

Are we there yet????


:wtf:
:nope: 10000 - 830 := 9170 to go. :bicker:

DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Nov 2004, 22:50
R wrote:


:nope: 10000 - 830 := 9170 to go. :bicker:


Come on Gerry we have a lot of work to do - or is it fun to have :bunny:

Biter
13 Nov 2004, 23:39
aww...cutey, foulmouthed kittens :mrgreen:

www.rathergood.com

Biter
13 Nov 2004, 23:42
hehehe...noo smileys....these are teh siht!
dancin padlock - :lock: !
retard smiley! :tard:



And in honour of my beautiful sexy new boyfriend... :heart:

awww

Biter
13 Nov 2004, 23:44
www.coolegames.com

Careful you dont end up like this... :tard:


hehehe i love that new smiley!!!

Biter
13 Nov 2004, 23:44
www.emogame.com


How hard does this game rock?

Biter
13 Nov 2004, 23:47
I forgot to tell ya all...
I got the Tesco job! w00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00t
yay!!!!
now i can afford my brain medicine!!!!!



lets celebrate
www.rathergood.com/seepage/

Bren
14 Nov 2004, 00:06
Hi and goodevening from me.........

DIZZY DRUMMER
14 Nov 2004, 10:14
Well done Biter - Free food from your checkout then :wink:





http://www.wilsoninfo.com/Aliendnc.gif

Bren
14 Nov 2004, 10:45
...and a nice early good morning from me.. :D

have a good day..have fun

i'm off to work now :( .......byeee

Biter
15 Nov 2004, 02:52
Nah, Im only in pharmacy...I hope i get to use the tannoy...imagine it...

*picks up tannoy speaker thingy*
Pricecheck on ultra small condoms....for the man in the red t-shirt..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pixie
15 Nov 2004, 09:44
Must have a great personality than eh Jenna? :wink:

Biter
15 Nov 2004, 19:45
Yeah, well hes sweet...and he has nice eyes and way too many 'modifications' but hes lovely...



Ok....hes fairly rich and has a Gibson Les Paul that I really like.

dottie
17 Nov 2004, 02:22
Probably the best forum in the world........... hiccup :lol:
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Pixie
17 Nov 2004, 11:48
Wew, nice to see you, to see you NICE!

Biter
17 Nov 2004, 17:08
*runs in, snogs pixie, runs out again*

airhead
17 Nov 2004, 17:27
*runs through post naked*

I AM EDDIE, THE NAKEY NINJA!

Pixie
17 Nov 2004, 17:27
*Blush* You're much too young for me Biter!

Gez
17 Nov 2004, 23:46
Does that include me as well Gerry :wink:

:heart: need I say more :wink:

Gez
17 Nov 2004, 23:46
Does that include me as well Gerry :wink:

:heart: need I say more :wink:

Gez
17 Nov 2004, 23:47
OOps :D ....Make that three times ma lady.............Mmmm, maybe a song in there :oops:

Gez
17 Nov 2004, 23:51
Only in the UK (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004522953,00.html)? :wtf:

Waste of a good sheep if you ask me :oops: .....I know thats just Baaaaaaaaaahhhhhhd 8O

dottie
18 Nov 2004, 00:23
OOps :D ....Make that three times ma lady.............Mmmm, maybe a song in there :oops:

Still Ooops another song title slipped out :lol: , its FUN, FUN, FUN till your daddy takes the T-Bird away :lol:

Gez
18 Nov 2004, 00:34
Why Dottie....That could be 'Greased Lightening' 8O

dottie
18 Nov 2004, 00:41
you make loving fun :lol:

Gez
18 Nov 2004, 00:50
:bunny: must be the company :bunny: ..........although Fleetwood Mac would have a word to say about that :wink:

DIZZY DRUMMER
18 Nov 2004, 09:03
Gerry Wrote:


:heart: need I say more :wink:


Only if it's naughty Gerry :lock:

DIZZY DRUMMER
18 Nov 2004, 14:27
Gerry - you like mint sauce in your wellies :oops: 8O

dottie
18 Nov 2004, 20:42
'Give it to me one more time' :lol:

dottie
18 Nov 2004, 20:50
7180 and counting............

airhead
18 Nov 2004, 21:02
*Streaks*

NAKEYNESS! FREEDOM!!!!!

Tim
18 Nov 2004, 21:40
just borred!

Biter
19 Nov 2004, 00:47
Does anyone else miss Rob?

Bren
19 Nov 2004, 01:35
good evening

Hi Dottie :D my little pipistrelle....

Hi Tim :D ..how are you? ( apart from bored :lol: ) hope all is well


Hi Airhead :D....Hi Biter :D..how are you both?

airhead
19 Nov 2004, 16:05
Does anyone else miss Rob?
Yes! :cry: Come back, rob, WE MISS YOU!

Tim
19 Nov 2004, 20:00
Who is Rob??

dottie
19 Nov 2004, 21:10
Rob the Badger - he's off line at the moment - come back Rob we all miss you so much :(

Tim
19 Nov 2004, 22:30
oooh. okay.. well.. haven't missed him... sorry to say rob.

Gez
20 Nov 2004, 00:04
Robb who?????????????? 8)

dottie
20 Nov 2004, 00:05
Ha, Ha, you cann't catch me :lol:

Gez
20 Nov 2004, 00:09
.........at first glance I thought you said Willies :oops: , but yes FA...Mint Freshens your breath *Nudge*Nudge* :wink:

dottie
20 Nov 2004, 00:16
1605............. and counting

Gez
20 Nov 2004, 00:24
.............is that above 10 :tard:

airhead
20 Nov 2004, 01:05
Yes I can!

(brings out wet tea towel)

Biter
20 Nov 2004, 02:02
hi bren :D

*cuddles up to bren cos her 3 and a half hour job was surprisingly hard AND boring*

DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Nov 2004, 09:54
Gerry - what you freshening your breath for ??????

Apart from all those beers :hic: :keke:

Bren
20 Nov 2004, 16:13
afternoon one and all :D ...flying visit

...i was shopping in local co-op supermarket yesterday...and they were playing Meat Loaf :D :D

....Running for the Red Light :D . :D .

..it certainly brightened up the boring task of shopping :lol:

Bren

Gez
20 Nov 2004, 17:20
Ha, Ha, you cann't catch me :lol:

<outstretched foot>, oops sorry Dottie :twisted:

Gez
20 Nov 2004, 17:32
wouldn't you like to know girl :wink:

dottie
20 Nov 2004, 19:50
Well Gerry you'd best know pick me up, and then wine and dine me, Um cannot think what to have for desserts :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Nov 2004, 20:32
Yes - Gerry - that's why I asked :keke: :lurk:

DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Nov 2004, 20:53
Dottie - don't wear him out - he owes me too 8)

Biter
22 Nov 2004, 22:18
WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ROB'S BACK!

*drags Rob into the thread and snogs him*



teeheeheeheeheehee :twisted:

Gez
23 Nov 2004, 00:50
........Oh youz are all awful.......... :oops:

DIZZY DRUMMER
23 Nov 2004, 08:26
WHO 8O ME .................. NEVER :wink:

Pixie
23 Nov 2004, 12:56
....but you like them!...

DIZZY DRUMMER
24 Nov 2004, 15:25
Like what Pixie 8O

Pixie
25 Nov 2004, 10:13
Sorry FA it's an old saying "Oh you are awful - but I LIKE you!" - if anyone can enlighten me as to the person who originally said it I'd be grateful, but it was said in a camp way...Kenneth Williams?

Gez
25 Nov 2004, 21:38
....was it not 'Are you being served' with John Ingman (or something like that).

Floor 4 :roll:

Gez
25 Nov 2004, 21:51
Prop Plus Needed I think.......don't wanna be too tired 8O

DIZZY DRUMMER
25 Nov 2004, 22:47
Gerry - I won't let you sleep too long 8)

DIZZY DRUMMER
25 Nov 2004, 23:03
No Gerry it wasn't :? :p




Pixie - it was Dick Emery :lol: