Official Spam Thread (Postwhores & 10000 Posts Thread)

[Gez]

been busy today - so not been around much- hope to make up for it now though :wink:

Mmmmm....can I watch :D

[Gez]

:D Love your happy posts :bunny: :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Had to do something while you were away :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

NO gerry - not unless you are a contortionist 8O

[Gez]

...funny you should say that :wink: :wink: :wink:

[Gez]

...does that mean you'll be miserable now 8O

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

No hun - glad to see you back :bunny:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - show me 8)

[Gez]

<bending over>...crreeeaaaakkkkkkk.....my god, is that my own bottom :oops: :oops:

[Gez]

:wink: ..........I'm all yours.....but dont tell anyone :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

OK I won't :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Where's Dottie today ??? :0mghi2u:

[Bren]

Hi FA :D

...Hello from me.....to any one that's about

[Tim]

Hello Bren, And the rest of the crew

[Tim]

:wink: ..........I'm all yours.....but dont tell anyone :wink:

Ooooh!!! Gerry!!! Shame on you :D

[Bren]

Hi Tim :D

[Gez]

Hello postwhores 8O

[Gez]

:oops: :oops: I know :oops: :oops: ............BUT SHAMES MA MIDDLE NAME :D :D :D

[Keab42]

an interesting choice your parents made there Gerry

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hello - Gerry - Tim - Bren & anyone else around :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry :heart:

[Tim]

Hello you all.... I'm here, so don't be scared.

[Bren]

hi FA... :D

Hi Tim :D


hello....

[Keab42]

Hi Bren

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi Keab42

How was everyones day today

[Bren]

quiet......but tiring nonetheless

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

we have had a really bad 3 days at work 8O 8O

[Tim]

How was everyones day today

Well.. the day was okay. At work we have such an arschhole :D. He thinks he controles everyone and anything. He think he is god and can say and do everything. Oooh, i really hate that guy.

But now i'm home and okay again :D

[Gez]

FAB :cheer:

[Gez]

an interesting choice your parents made there Gerry

They had no choice I'm afraid :wink:

[Tim]

Hello all... :P

[Bren]

evening Tim :D

[Bren]

hello...she calls into the stillness.....

very quiet......came here for a few mins to cheer myself up......the bat is not well..... :(

......flies sadly away.....


have fun :D

[Gez]

just postwhoring through..................

[Keab42]

as always?

[Cathie]

I hate exams :evil:

[Bren]

evening...or should that be morning :lol:

hello, whatever time it is.........just flying around the forum to pass the time....can't sleep......

[CarolM]

hi all hope ur all ok. :lol: cant beleive were back its been ages :cry: just floating round catch you all later. :wink:

[Tim]

Hello all... Round dinner time.. quiet around here. So now i'm posting alone, also fun.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi all - just catching up on the gossip over the weekend 8)

[Gez]

Hi all - just catching up on the gossip over the weekend 8)

I think its the opposite FA......spill the beanz..... :wink: :wink:

[Gez]

Gerry :heart:

:0mghi2u: for you my dear :heart:

[dottie]

post whores come, and postwhores go,
some are brilliant, some just so.

[Gez]

:0mghi2u: over here dear :0mghi2u:

[dottie]

hello my darling :0mghi2u:

[Tim]

Goooood Morning you all!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:


I think its the opposite FA......spill the beanz..... :wink: :wink:

I will love - as soon as I get time to write my blog 8)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Ta :cheer:

[Bren]

:D Hi Tim ......you were about bright and early!

Hi..FA.....Dottie.... Gerry

....afternoon all......

[Tim]

[quote="Bren"]:D Hi Tim ......you were about bright and early!
quote]

Yeah.. indeed i was. STill bright and shinning hahaha. Got into an argument with a collegue, cause i was sitting on his place.. my god how childish. Now the guy (he is 56 years old) is very pissed off at me hahaha. Well.. is that a change, who ain't that :D

[Bren]

evening Tim :D

sounds as though you had a fun day then........



The Bat she is very tired..need sleep....

just saying hello :D

[Biter]

*Runs into a wall*

~~~~~~ it.

[Biter]

OMFG

[Biter]

LIEK

[Biter]

I R TEH

[Biter]

UBER-WHORE

[Biter]

HAR

[Biter]

HAR

[Biter]

HAR

[Biter]

D0ttie and Bren and Fallen angel and gerreh and Teh Flying mouse and pixie and Tim and Carol M0use and Cathie and R. and Chris r all teh sexah! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMFGLIEKROFLMFAOW00TAGEANDEVERYTHINGIREALLYNEEDSOMESLEEPANDWOOHOOILOVE POSTWHORINGMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Keab42]

methinks biter needs lessons in english, or perhaps less coffee...

[Pixie]

:lmao:

Whoah Biter! You recovered yet? :D

[Pixie]

I'm with you today Biter (well...ya know what I mean)

[Gez]

..think I know what ya mean 8O

[Gez]

Posty Posty Whorey :D

[Tim]

What a cold, snowy evening it is here.

[Bren]

ooooooo.... snow :D

just rain here and lots of it!!

evening :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

It's cold here but only abit of drizzle

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I smash my head against a brick one - often :?

[Bren]

Hi FA :D

[Biter]

*Sits in the corner and cries*

I just got dumped for no reason at all :cry:

Apparantly its my fault cos i "havnt made the effort". I've been I'll FFS!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi Bren how are you doing??

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/aktion/action-smiley-033.gif

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi Pixie http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sport/sport-smiley-011.gif How's your shoulder from Karate now?

Hi Tim http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/huepfen/jumping-smiley-006.gif

Hi Dottie http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/musik/music-smiley-013.gif

Hi Gerry http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/ernaehrung/food-smiley-004.gif

[Bren]

Hi Bren how are you doing??

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/aktion/action-smiley-033.gif


not so bad thanks FA.... :D

today has not gone to plan though.... :roll:

how are you?

[Tim]

Hallo all. Just in from work... pff... Funny day it was again. I'm allways making fun at work hahaha...

[Bren]

Hi Tim :D

hello to anyone passing by later :lol: ......the Bat is all alone on here again

having a quick fly around, before going to cinema with my daughter.....

[dottie]

Hi Dottie http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/musik/music-smiley-013.gif

thanks Fa love it :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi all

Hope you are all fine

I am still in pain - but that's life

should have been out tonight but was too tired & not in the mood :cry:


Thought I'd catch up on my emails & postings - then off to bed to read a while

[Gez]

..yeah FA, those Men magazines are great at night.........so I've heard :oops:

[Gez]

<rubbing FAs head like a magic lamp>......dont worry, have a wee beer :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Thanks Gerry - that's better :P

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry 8O why do I need those sort of mags - have you 8O 8O :roll:

[Gez]

' Couldn't have said it better myself' :D

[Gez]

......and a wee cuppa tea this morning 8O

[Pixie]

aahh tea! Had one too many Southern Comforts last night and need the tea to dilute...that's better, ouch, I'm thinking too loud..

[Pixie]

Hi Pixie http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sport/sport-smiley-011.gif How's your shoulder from Karate now?

Hi Tim http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/huepfen/jumping-smiley-006.gif

Hi Dottie http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/musik/music-smiley-013.gif

Hi Gerry http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/ernaehrung/food-smiley-004.gif

Hi FA - my pain's eased off now, how about yours? :roll:

[Tim]

Still in pain...... (pain in my wallet hahaha)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Pixie - Not too bad now - thanks for asking

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Love a cuppa tea http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/ernaehrung/food-smiley-001.gif

[Bren]

Love a cuppa tea http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/ernaehrung/food-smiley-001.gif

me too :lol:

[Bren]

time to unwind.....a nice bit of potwhoring :lol:

bad Bat... :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Bren - dare I ask what "potwhoring" is ................ :lawl:

[Keab42]

Bren - dare I ask what "potwhoring" is ................ :lawl:

i think thats her way of telling us she needs typing lessons.

either that or she is in severe need of a pot of tea.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Now on something abit stronger though :oops:

[Keab42]

coffee??

[Skeleton]

I drink my coffee in black, no sugar...

That wakes me up... 8O

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Keab42 wrote:


coffee??

Yes - that's right :whistle:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Keab42 - :lawl:

Bet Bren is tired :wink:

[Keab42]

like i said in severe need of tea.

[Keab42]

post number 975

looking back, R. started this nearly a year ago.

that means that at our present rate it will take 10 years to reach the target number of posts for this topic. come on dottie we need your expert skills on this one!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

In that case can I have a gallon :lol:

[Keab42]

i'll bring it round to the Bat and Belfry

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Ta - Keab42 :wink:

[CarolM]

Love you all you know i do . :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

We know you do Carol - we love you & Neil too

[Bren]

Good morning :D from the Batty one......

[Tim]

Hello all, I'm back... well, wasn't gone from the forum, only for a day or 2, but now i'm here again haha.

[Tim]

Pfff... lots to go then.

Was wondering... what are the relationships between some people here on the forum... cause i know that some people have met here and are now in love....

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Tim - I am not in love with anyone here - but have made some great friends :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Welcome back Tim - Not been on much myself - have to practice my drums more now - have to get ready for an exam & can't get it right :oops:

[Tim]

Aaah poor FA, but you must learn for your exams... pretty important :D

[Tim]

Ow... thought you did haha.. sorry. Well, me neither, but made a couple of great friends here.

[Pixie]

time to unwind.....a nice bit of potwhoring :lol:

bad Bat... :lol:

Aww, arent' we cruel Bren? As for me, I never make tipping messcakes...

[Pixie]

...so how do you see how many posts have been made then? (Pixie feeling a bit stupid this morning) :lol:

[Rebel 1]

After this one only 9021 to go!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

[Tim]

hahaha... let's face it, we are all postwhores :D

[Tim]

After this one only 9021 to go!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

That is a lot... if you see how many posts were post in this topic in a year. It will take at least 5 year or some postwhoring.

[R.]

http://www.rit.edu/~jho8344/409/inclass/spam.jpg

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Greetings to you all, and tell the fair Dottie i,m thinking of her


yours faithfully
Gabriel

[Rebel 1]

9018

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

:cheer: :0mghi2u:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Well Tim - I know they are important - & have been practicing - even though it is freezing & my drums are in the garage :(

[dottie]

Hello there Gabriel - have not been around for a few days - nasty old flu bug and chest infection have waylaid me pretty low, still not recovered yet, but picking up a little, and certainly all the more cheerier for seeing your message :)

[Bren]

...a flying visit from me.....

hello Dottie :D ..good to see you back ...

Hello Tim :D

Hello FA :D

how is everyone today?...had a good day?

[Bren]

Hi FA :D

[Bren]

...right...break over :lol: ...back to work now....


....The Bat will be back....haha

[Biter]

I

[Biter]

AM

[Biter]

PUSHING

[Biter]

THE

[Biter]

POST

[Biter]

COUNT

[Biter]

UP

[Biter]

BECAUSE

[Biter]

I

[Biter]

HAVE

[Biter]

NO

[Biter]

LIFE

[Biter]

So there ya go.

[R.]

999 :))

[Biter]

http://images8.fotki.com/v145/photos/2/23376/93737/mordor-vi.gif

[Biter]

AW GODDAMMIT!


Someone help me?

Link is

http://images8.fotki.com/v145/photos/2/23376/93737/mordor-vi.gif

R.: Done.

[R.]

http://images8.fotki.com/v145/photos/2/23376/93737/mordor-vi.gif
Ninjas? :bleh: :lawl:

[Tim]

Hello bren, hello FA.

Very good of you FA.... hope you will succeed!!

[Keab42]

http://images8.fotki.com/v145/photos/2/23376/93737/mordor-vi.gif

ROFL

Ninja Wizards!

[Tim]

He..... lord of the stings?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Tim I am determined to :wink:

Hi Bren

Hi Pixie

Hi Dottie - get yourself better mate

[Pixie]

Hi Bren - fly back soon :lol:

Hi FA - what a star - do you go through the grades like up to 8 etc. with the drums? And how are you doin?

Back later..

[Bren]

Hi Pixie.....

morning one and all :D


hi Dottie...get well my little pipistrelle.... :D

Hi Tim...hope all is okay.. :D

Hi FA.....how are you today?... :D


.........work beckons....i must depart...back later.......

[Pixie]

Love the animation Biter - especially Boromir's eyes!! :D

[Bren]

:lol:

[Pixie]

...and a big hug to Dottie xx

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi Pixie - yes it is up to grade 8 - Me only just starting will be doing No. 1 :oops:


Bren - I am not too bad today - actually having a laugh at work & have finally got my date for the First Aid Course at Work - bloody hell - more studying :yikes: I'll have to get my hubby to help me - I thinks :wink:

Hi Dottie - How are you today - any better :sick:

Hi Tim - Good Afternoon to you :cheer:

Hi Gerry - You back yet :heart:

Hi anyone else :0mghi2u:

[Bren]

good evening all :D

[dottie]

feeling better you lovely people, still barkng like mad but that should ease off I hope by the end of the week, although have been informed this could last as long as a month...

Thank you to everyone who has been asking after me........ :heart:

[Tim]

this post is kind like postwhoring he.... or is it more to see how many people will post in a year or month?

[Tim]

Tim I am determined to :wink:

Oh oh, a determined woman... brrr.....scary hahaha :D

[Bren]

very like postwhores methinks... :lol:

[R.]

:bicker: There's a difference though: this thread has a well defined goal.

[Bren]

:bicker: There's a difference though: this thread has a well defined goal.

...indeed it does...i had overlooked that fact... :lol:

[Bren]

hello....... :D

[Biter]

*snogs bren till her face falls off*

Hello yourself... *purrs* :lol:

[Gez]

Its all happin'n at the postwhore house :wtf:

[Gez]

....another post to confirm the above :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

hello all - how's it hanging with you guys today

can't wait til 4pm when my weekend starts :bunny:

[Gez]

hangin to the left a tad......but thanks for asking :wink:

[Biter]

*puts bren down and looks at Gerry with a glint in her eye*

[Biter]

*picks up R.*

Awwwwwwww

*does to R. what she did to bren*

R. r teh sexah.

*runs off*

[Gez]

eh :roll:

[Gez]

HUGE smile back :wink:

[Bren]

evening all... :D

[SuperLoafMan]

Evening Bren

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi Gerry - Nice to see you back :bunny:

Hi Pixie - how are you doing - kids behaving I hope :lol:

Hi Bren :D

Hi Tim 8)

Dottie - Hope you are feeling better everyday to give me a run :wink:

[Bren]

Hi FA... :D ...have a good weekend........( i have to work :( )

Hi superloafman

Hi Biter :D


and Hello Tim :D ...( even though your not about at moment)...hope all is well..

The Bat she is so tired , been up since 3am 8O

[Gez]

Could this be the Hi thread :?

[Bren]

Hi gerry :lol:

[Gez]

Hi Batty Bren

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hello all - early ........................ I know - but it's habit :roll:

Hope you all have good weekends

[Gez]

Up early FA, must've had an early night I think :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I did Gerry - thats why I was not around last night - Working too hard me thinks

[R.]

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/9006/babababanana8ix.gif

[Gez]

Is that banana for the girls :oops:

[Gez]

Working trying to drink the place dry...........excellent, you never let me down :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

What do you mean Gerry :roll:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

http://www.cavecom.com/smilies/gameon.gif

[Gez]

:cheer: I'm ready :cheer:

[Gez]

I really dont know :roll: , must be going mad :whistle:

[Pixie]

Earth to Biter

(still recovering from that last snog! :? )

[Pixie]

Glad you're feeling a bit better Dottie - get that whisky inhaler out! :D :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

oooooooo Can I have a whisky inhaler Pixie :bunny:

[Gez]

:yep:

[Gez]

posty posty :D

[dottie]

Whiskey inhaler out and working well, very best therapy you could possibly wish for :D

[dottie]

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/PenguinMan/Owned/post-25-1061802908.gif

Oh how apt! :lol:

[Biter]

Has anyone here heard of Strumpfest? Im curious....I was at the second annual Strumpfest on saturday and it rocked. Seriously!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Bitter wrote:

*puts bren down and looks at Gerry with a glint in her eye*


Gerry wrote:


HUGE smile back :wink:



You in trouble boy http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/kar.gif

[Keab42]

feel proud of myself, just resurrected three topics i'd forgotten about.

now to go in search of dutch lessons...

maybe tomorrow. searching the vaults sure makes you exhausted...

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Good for you Keab42 - lets se what you've found :P

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-048.gif

Just another one to help it on it's way :wink:

[Pixie]

Oohh, more flirting, who can WE flirt with FA (apart from you an' Gerry I mean?) :roll:

[Pixie]

Has anyone here heard of Strumpfest? Im curious....I was at the second annual Strumpfest on saturday and it rocked. Seriously!

Sounds too rude for me Biter! (ha ha) :P

[Gez]

8) Ditto

[Gez]

8O What can you mean 8O

[Pixie]

I always find multiple meanings are more satisfying Gerry :lol:

[Gez]

.........sounds interesting :D

[Pixie]

See what I mean? :D Did ya get your tax form in then?

[Gez]

,,,it was more the bill after ma accountant called me :cry:

[Pixie]

Aww, what did he call you Gerry? :wink:

Gotta go and teach some advanced anatomy now (yes, REALLY!) - see ya later :D

[dottie]

www.strumpfest.com is this it?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I love anatomy Pixie - although couldn't get to grips with the digestive system :oops:

[Pixie]

Know what ya mean FA - just ply it with food and drink and it'll sort itself out! :lol:

How's the cold?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

It's the throat & cough that's killing me - coughing all over the office 8O

[Pixie]

Keep sipping anything you can get your hands on FA (well, within medical reason!) 8)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Does alcohol come on prescription Pixie - :hic:

[Tim]

goodday all. Hope you all have better days then i have.

[Tim]

:bicker: There's a difference though: this thread has a well defined goal.

and if the goal is achieved? Topic closed?

[Gez]

...and whats the point then :?

[Gez]

Is there a doctor in the house 8O

[Bren]

good evening to you all.....

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - why do you need one - I may beable to help :wink:

Hi Bren

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

FUN :lawl:

[Biter]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I am in love with a band called The Renegade Playboys and I met them at Strumpfest on saturday (we were in their fundraising group - Strumpfest was for a MS charity)...I log on and I HAVE AN EMAIL INVITING ME TO THEIR NEXT GIG!!!!!! Anyone jealous?
no?





aaw...




www.therenegadeplayboys.co.uk

[Pixie]

Oh go on then Biter, I'll pretend to be jealous if it makes you feel better :x

FA - depends on who your doctor is :P

Gerry - why do you need a doctor - did Rangers lose? :evil:

[Pixie]

FUN :lawl:

...and the challenge....whilst having fun :D :roll:

[Keab42]

and to see how much we actually post.

by my calculations its gonna take 10 years to reach the target.

[Biter]

What if we all post a load of mindless, yet funny crap?

[Pixie]

What if we all post a load of mindless, yet funny crap?

Well, I think we were already doing the 'mindless' bit Biter (well, me anyway), but OK!! :bunny: :hic: :boohoo: :0mghi2u: I'm havin fun already!

[R.]

Say "Hi" to Fred, folks. :))

[Fred]

"Hi to you folks"I am so glad you find this amusing, R. .

[R.]

"Hi to you folks"I am so glad you find this amusing, R. .
Shut up. :p

[Gez]

..a yir face :D

[Gez]

Gerry - why do you need one - I may beable to help :wink:

Hi Bren

Its ma groin 8O .... :wink:

[Fred]

Are you really a "it"? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Tim]

An "it"? So it is a man and woman or something that can't be described as something what could be manly or femally :D

[Tim]

Why? why shall i do that? Who is fred...
In Dutch fred is and animal hahaha... sorry.

[Keab42]

'ullo Fred

[Fred]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Keab42]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

it suits you

[Keab42]

Soooo quiet here - even Fred appears to have stopped talking to me.

[Fred]

Is that what you meant to say?

[Keab42]

Hi Fred

[Fred]

Hi there Keab42. ""? Me, Keab42 ?

[Bren]

good evening..... :D

[Keab42]

Evening Bren my batty friend...

[Bren]

Thou hast a new avatar

[R.]

Thou hast a new avatar
http://img218.exs.cx/img218/2035/gordonf9cg.jpg

Hi Mr. Freeman. :D

[Keab42]

i thought Yoda needed a holiday

[Bren]

threads are becoming hard to follow...due to the randomness of Freds postwhoring! :lol:

[Fred]

All of them? That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Keab42]

You have to admit Fred, you are just a little bit on the random side...