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.............that looks like an old bag to me ;) ;) ;)
it was - appears to have disappeared now:roll:
just preventing this thread from falling too far from the 1st page.
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Really must devote a little more time to this topic:O
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Really must devote a little more time to this topic:O
Very true - this is my first post in the Postwhore thread!!!
Go me
Ross
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Really must devote a little more time to this topic:O
The Queen herself :D
The Queen herself :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :-P
I appear to have overtaken Sharon to become the forum's fourth most prolific poster.
In honour of this, i feel we should raise a topic from the vaults where it has languished for 2 and a half years since October 2003:
Chris you will soon have your own fan club at this rate.
So who's gonna be president of the Chris Appreciation Society then???
So come one, who wants to have their picture taken with me?? :cool::cool::cool: (there was even talk of t-shirts and stuff!!)
.......only underwear like the Robbie ones :shock:
Woo-hoo. As of my previous post, I know I have 500 posts! Go me. Lets get some more postwhoring!
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Um time doesn't stand still, so much to catch up on......
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Um time doesn't stand still, so much to catch up on......
Tell me about it, my little pathetic 500 posts next to your count dottie, I don't think i'll ever catch up! :-P
Me also.
:cheer: Post whore :cheer:
I am such a filthy post-
WHORE
Hypnobabe
15 Apr 2006, 20:37
Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam...
http://www.modernsurf.com/spam/spamanm.gif
Spam, eggs, bacon and spam...:D
YUK. Not that I don't like eggs and bacon but with Spam? NOOOOO
Hypnobabe
16 Apr 2006, 17:39
Spam and chips?
Hypnobabe
16 Apr 2006, 17:39
Or Spam fritters? Anyone else remember that from disgusting school dinners?
YUK. Never tried that and never plan on it. I think that is the singularly most disgusting thing I can think of at this moment.
Or Spam fritters? Anyone else remember that from disgusting school dinners?
Beats the heck out of our school dinners - we used to have bread and mustard...we used to call mustard Union butter...
Spam, spam, spam!! Wasn't there a sketch from a Monty Python series featuring Spam?! :??:
:cheer: Monty Python :cheer:
Spam, Spam and Spam :lol:
Spam, spam, spam!! Wasn't there a sketch from a Monty Python series featuring Spam?! :??:
They sell Spam as a souvenir for their Spamelot musical
How funny. I was reading all about Monty Python today on Wikipedia.
Coincedence? I think not.. this all has a higher meaning!
How funny. I was reading all about Monty Python today on Wikipedia.
Coincedence? I think not.. this all has a higher meaning!
We are Monty Python maniacs...higher meaning? Absolutely!!!
http://www.goateye.com/albums/gcommisc/spamalot.jpg
We are all such a bunch of spammers.....
Hypnobabe
17 Apr 2006, 18:29
Bah da bah da bah... I'm Spammin' It.... or something like that anyway...
http://jeffcraven.com/pictures2/3bs/princess%20dottie.jpgNever knew I was a princess did you:lol: also had a book written about me:cool:
spam spam..........
http://jeffcraven.com/pictures2/3bs/princess%20dottie.jpgNever knew I was a princess did you:lol: also had a book written about me:cool:
spam spam..........
Dottie...which one you'd rather be...the one on the left or on the right? The one with Meat Loaf or Prince Charming...or is there a difference???
I feel like making one most post here tonight - just for the sheer hell of it!
Correction...just for the sheer bat out of hell of it...
Is this thread about anything? Can I post anything here?
Almost I guess...
Go on be a Postwhore...
You know you REALLY want to
Mick Loaf
18 Apr 2006, 02:49
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Almost I guess...
Go on be a Postwhore...
You know you REALLY want to
I know I will never be politically correct...and I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette...golden words...but anything containing the word whore???
Do I dare?
RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little
beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread
maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!"
So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was
water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was;
she told me "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the
garbage?" .... The driver said "No, jump in!"
10. Remember:
Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked "What's on the TV?"
I said "Dust!"
WHAT'S that you say Mick? :lol:
LOL Mszee funny!
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Does anybody still eat spam?
Piglets seek Moscow Olympic glory
Sunday, 16 April 2006, 16:58 GMT 17:58 UK
The third annual "Pig Olympics" have been held in Russia where the pigs might not have flown but they did show their prowess in several activities.
Some 12 piglets from seven countries took part in the games, which included pig-racing, pig-swimming and pigball.
Pig enthusiasts laid bets on the competitors in each event, at an exhibition centre near Moscow.
Each pig, dressed in a numbered bib, was carried squealing into the arena for each event.
Contestants included Mykola from Ukraine, Nelson from South Africa, and the home favourite Kostik Russisch Schwein.
Pig paddle
The first event was a short running race. The pigs had to be encouraged along by their coaches, who ran behind them to keep them on course and to make them run faster.
In pigball, similar to football, the piglets were split into two teams of five in a pen where they chased a ball covered in fish oil with their snouts.
Goals were painted in as half circles in each corner of the pen.
Pig swimming was a new event in this year's games, with pigs attempting to paddle to the other end of a small pool.
However, the pigs were more interested in bumping into each other than racing, and one piglet managed to get his foot stuck in a rope separating the lanes.
Alexei Sharshkov, vice-president of the Sport-Pig Federation, which has around 100 members, said the pigs would not be ending up on anyone's dinner table.
"They go on to produce a new generation of sport pigs. They don't get eaten," he said. "How could you eat a competitor who is known around the world?"
I can't believe I hail from there...geez...
You know something.. I've never even tried it.
You know something.. I've never even tried it.
I must have eaten it at some time or the other...had no money when we came here...boy...oh boy...and it's all coming back to me now...
Things are running a little slow here... time for some
SPAMMING
..HEY MAN....I'm spamming in the name of the...........:??:
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Hypnobabe
18 Apr 2006, 20:46
A?
Dottie...which one you'd rather be...the one on the left or on the right? The one with Meat Loaf or Prince Charming...or is there a difference???
Um well mszee I've been to bed with Meat Loaf on Graham Norton, (check out a search "Rock and Roll Dreams do come through" General Messages) so I definitely would like to be the princess:lol: Meat certianly made me feel like one,,,
yay.. I've just passed the 800 posts mark!
Go me...
Um well mszee I've been to bed with Meat Loaf on Graham Norton, (check out a search "Rock and Roll Dreams do come through" General Messages) so I definitely would like to be the princess:lol: Meat certianly made me feel like one,,,
I am so sorry - I can't find the post - would you post me or PM me the link? Thank you...What is Graham Norton? (Notice, I am not asking anything about the bed...yet...just being polite).
Found it...thanks a lot!!!
Bumped the thread for - definetly worth a read!
SPAM:D
Wow there has been a lot of Spammin' this morning - over 100 posts since I left this morning!
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 15:11
I know, and people talk such rubbish sometimes.... lol
Spam, spam, spametty spam...
I know, and people talk such rubbish sometimes.... lol
Spam, spam, spametty spam...
Really... would never suggest that... ;)
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 15:34
Sigh.... it's raining again...
Oh no, my love's at an end.
Oh no, it's raining again
and you know it's hard to pretend
Ageing Bat
19 Apr 2006, 19:29
pretend about what?
The Archangel Gabriel
19 Apr 2006, 22:40
Much time has passed since last i visited here.Greetings to you.
Where is Dottie the fair angelic one? Tell her i send Greetings.
Yours Faithfully
Gabriel
Wow. we have God Satan and Archangel Gabriel on this site....
Wow. we have God Satan and Archangel Gabriel on this site....
:lol:
I'm am coming close to 1000 posts... getting excited!
This is my 1000th post!!!!!
Thanks! Your almost there too, getting postwhoring some more!
SPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM :wtf: :lol:
Spam me to the moon and back :lol:
Much time has passed since last i visited here.Greetings to you.
Where is Dottie the fair angelic one? Tell her i send Greetings.
Yours Faithfully
Gabriel
greetings Archangel Gabriel it gives me much pleasure to be able to confer with you again and exchange angelic greetings...........
Life is so hectic at this moment in time, hopefully things will be back at a more leisurely pace very soon.........:-)
:cheer:1,000 POSTS
Congratulations Benny:D f:D or you..............
........some people have nothing better to do....................:rambo:
:cheer:1,000 POSTS
Well done Benny!!!!!
...........nearing 5,000 :shock: :shock:
:cool: I'm spamming it up:lol:
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Flying the Postywhore flag
how do u get the st georges flag benny
Go to "edit profile" scroll down and select your country ...
S:D P:roll: A:twisted: M:lol: M:devil:I :devil: N:devil: G
Hey all let's have a SPAM party
COLOURED SPAMMERDYSPAMMMMMM..
COLOURED SPAMMERDYSPAMMMMMM..
Wow that must have taken a lot of effort. Congratulations.
While this may look like a nice Congratulatory post, in fact it's just another excuse to SPAM
Wow that must have taken a lot of effort. Congratulations.
While this may look like a nice Congratulatory post, in fact it's just another excuse to SPAM
spamparty is going on
Have you ever noticed, that despite it's length, Congratulations is not a difficult word to spell?
Good point. But you can probably spell better than I can.
Lol ok lets get a spelling test LOL..
Hehe
ohh dear I need my dictionary
Collins or Oxford?
watch this...de dikke van dale...search for it on google...lol
MY Goodness... they should just give me a red light.....
lol ...it's a dutch dictionary
start SPAMMING AGAIN:D
Ok I'll get right back intro it LOLOLOLOLOL
:wave: SPAMMERS :wave:
Yes this is Spammers, PLC, how may I help you?
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Oh No your not!!
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Oh No your not!!
Oh yes he is!!!
Hey spammers :lol: Went to see Darren Hayes live the other night @ the Ipswich Regent, he was really good :D
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SPAM ;)
What was the ratio of SG stuff to his own stuff - I used to really like SG but I havent cared for much of his solo stuff.
Although I thought strange relationship was a good song.
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What was the ratio of SG stuff to his own stuff - I used to really like SG but I havent cared for much of his solo stuff.
Although I thought strange relationship was a good song.
He done a mix of his own and SG songs. It was really cool.
I got the chance to meet him after the show when he was signin' tour programs :D
He done a mix of his own and SG songs. It was really cool.
I got the chance to meet him after the show when he was signin' tour programs :D
Wow very cool... glad you enjoyed! :-)
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Lazy..........................:roll: post whore:lol:
WHoo hoo this is post number 2000
:-P SPAMMING...
Yes i admit a lot of it was down to that....
WHoo hoo this is post number 2000
Just to much:lol: fantastic Ross.........
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and a couple from me.......
And a whole lot from me...
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And a whole lot from me...
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:lol:
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:lol:
This is absolutely terrific picture!!!
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I never knew bats can be so cute...
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New movie...
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New movie...
WE LOVE SPAM!
WE LOVE SPAM!
You're already Mega Loafer...who do you want to be when you grow up?
An astronaut.
Oh...you're one of those...I always wanted to be an idiot...always...even when other little girls wanted to be ballerinas...I still wanted to be an idiot...
Congratualations!
You're, indeed, a very bad person...
You're, indeed, a very bad person...
What'd I do? I'm nice really....
What'd I do? I'm nice really....
Really...well, you didn't have to rub it in...maybe you've noticed something umm...funny...about me...no need to broadcast it to the entire world...
;) You said it not me!
I said I WANTED to be one...not that I BECAME one...do you really think I would admit to something like this in public???
I just said Congatulations..... Hehehe
I just said Congatulations..... Hehehe
Yeah, ok, buddy...you come to America and see if I will meet you with open arms...
Awwww don't go in the huff now :oops:
Awwww don't go in the huff now :oops:
Wait a second, boy...are you teaching me English or Scottish???
I don't believe that is only a Scots colloquialism....
Dopey me just realized that you must be a Scott...or are you British? But then you can't be either or both because you're Ross, right?
I am indeed Scottish British and Ross in all in the one.
I almost rival the holy trinity!
I am indeed Scottish British and Ross in all in the one.
I almost rival the holy trinity!
Scottish, British and Ross - all of you - go to bed...
(Note: people with split personalities should not call other people idiots)
Where are you all?
It's nearly wake up time for the lot of you, and I'm lonely... *sniff
Plus, I wanna post whore a bit, and there's no point putting on a peacock like display with no witnesses...
I'm also really sick of seeing only my name in the recent posts lists.
AWWW sorry! Come on postwhore!!!
Mszee - I'm not sure if you are kidding or not but I never called you an Idiot. You started the joke and I just continued it.
Who called me a whore??
:D
AWWW sorry! Come on postwhore!!!
Mszee - I'm not sure if you are kidding or not but I never called you an Idiot. You started the joke and I just continued it.
Ross, I was kidding...I am kidding all the time...don't you pay me no mind...sorry I've missed you today
We don't have a smiley for that!
Rockette
15 May 2006, 11:54
u could have flushed!
:shock: Are we resorting to toilet humour now? :-P
as long as you wash your hands it's ok :))
evening benny how ya doing?
And a little less conversation?
Spam lift us up where we belong
Bump the spam? What does that mean?
The Flying Mouse
17 May 2006, 20:03
:twisted: *walks in, takes a look around, walks back out again*.
Bump the spam? What does that mean?
cant tel ya ross, TOP SECRET
cant tel ya ross, TOP SECRET
I can't live with the not knowing.... the suspense will kill me
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Hypnobabe
22 May 2006, 12:17
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Dottie! Have you done something different to your hair...? :shock:
Yeah ... she's trimmed her beard since Blickling :))
Yeah ... she's trimmed her beard since Blickling :))
had a sex change my duckys:shock: :lol:
Hypnobabe
22 May 2006, 12:26
Could you lot just stay still for five minutes while i catch up on all the weekend's postings please? Everytime I turn my back you've stuck a load more up here!
http://www.dottiemaes.com/images/dottie_maes_costumes2b.jpg
Hey there! Been a while since I solicited in here.
Got your instruments ready for the bridal waltz, Ross?
I'll be mature about this one and not play on the innuendo of that statement.
I felt "instruments" was better phrasing than asking about your organ... :oops:
I felt "instruments" was better phrasing than asking about your organ... :oops:
Yes but instruments is plural... much better
The mind (amongst other things) boggles....
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Thats me in the corner losing my religion:lol:
The mind (amongst other things) boggles....
Oh yeh.. get boggling
Nah, dottie beat me to it! :lol:
Jiggling, on the other hand....
I can juggle with 4 balls!!
:wave: Howdi spammers
Hey. Will you be joining the festivites today?
Hi Ross care for a dancehttp://clem.mscd.edu/~pated/tutorial03/Case1/animated_dancing_lady.gif
Why thank you. I'm a little sober for it but what the hell!
Hi Ross care for a dancehttp://clem.mscd.edu/~pated/tutorial03/Case1/animated_dancing_lady.gif
I'll jive with ya' :D
I can juggle with 4 balls!!
Who did you get them from?
what the 4 balls:lol: tennis balls.......:roll:
and thank you Ross:-P
I was hoping for a little more shrieking involved in that... damn....
I was hoping for a little more shrieking involved in that... damn....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hint for juggling: never juggle oranges under a ceiling fan.
Hint for juggling: never juggle oranges under a ceiling fan.
:lol: :lol:
It's a hard lesson to learn, I tell you.
I'll jive with ya' :D
Huh the cheek!
I belive Dottie was asking me... ;)
i hate that evening shift and training course this week.. Well, at least it gets paid.
hi Tim..nice to see ya back..
am still sleepy....but at least the sun is shining
ooh.. only back on the net.. in my head still floating
ooh.. only back on the net.. in my head still floating
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Float on, float on...............la la, la, la,............
or what about this one Tim...............
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Looking for hubby...anyone saw him...by the way...first wedding pic...
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