Official Spam Thread (Postwhores & 10000 Posts Thread)

[original sin]

Termin8orjen...........I just noticed you only got 3 post to go for 500!!! come on get posting........ :twisted:

[Jen]

Yeah I watched the first one then aswell, my sister has been playing the new game so I've seen some bits of the new film, and it looks bl**dy fantastic

[Jen]

What only a few to go

[Jen]

See... you lot are a bad influence :twisted:

[original sin]

Yeah way to go you'll have to post up on the 500 post thread now..... :twisted:

[Jen]

yup, just been there

[Jen]

Just had a look through the members bit, I'm No. 13 in the total posters list... so is that good or bad :?

[original sin]

I dunno i not seen that where is it??? BRB gonna check see if i can find...

[original sin]

OOOHHH thats clever never realise you could do that :oops: lol

Satan is above us but I don't believe he's really posted 666 but as long as he keeps his number once we past it he'll always be behind us :lol:
Get thee behind me Satan :twisted:

[Jen]

Ya learn something new every day :lol:

[Ben]

Hello, POSTWHORES how are we al today? :D

[Jen]

Hello Ben, not too bad thanks... and yourself?

[Ben]

yeah im fine thanks. i see you've been busy postwhoring today! :lol:

[Jen]

Yeah well Sin's a bad influence :twisted:

[Ben]

yeah, tell me about it! :lol:

[White of High]

2 weeks and more than 1000 posts! Thanks your congrats!

[Ben]

the pleasure has been all ours!!

lets see if we can make it 2000 in another 2 weeks!! :D

[White of High]

And you will have 2000 posts! :lol:
Tim!
Be careful cause they are on hot on your scent...

[Ben]

i think thats its time for a little postwhoring so that i can make myself a MEGA LOAFER!

[Ben]

almost there now!! only 1 more post to go!!! :lol:

[Jen]

Not far for you now Ben

[Ben]

there we have it!! ive made it at last. A MEGA LOAFER!! :D

[Jen]

A few more posts and you'll be ahead of Heat

[Ben]

ill give it my best shot til she comes back from her hols. :P

[Jen]

Yeah I just bet ya will :lol:

[Ben]

:D :twisted: :D :twisted:

[Jen]

You'll have caught up with White soon too

[Ben]

you aint doing too bad either yourself!

[Jen]

Like I said already, you lot are a bad influence :wink:

[Ben]

you cant mean me, surely!! :twisted:

[Jen]

Hell yeah I mean you :twisted:

[Ben]

ill take it as a compliment then! :lol:

[Jen]

You can take it anyway you like, you're still a bad influence :lol:

[Ben]

ok then, guess ill have to show you how to be good

[Jen]

You know how :twisted: :wink: :lol:

[Ben]

i dont know how to, ill guess that were be bad for good :twisted: :P :twisted:

[Jen]

:lol: :twisted: :lol:

[Ben]

u ok then jen? :D
i see you've shortened ur name then.

[Jen]

Yeah shortened it because I'm using my Dad's computer while mine's getting fixed and for some reason it won't keep me logged in and I can't be bothered typing it all in every time :lol:

[Ben]

oh right! :lol:

[Jen]

Argh :evil: dail-up, first it cuts you off then it doesn't let you back on... I need to get braodband sometime

[original sin]

Hey Jen! I agree don't you just hate dial up :evil:
Ben.....MEGA :!: :!: :!: :twisted:

[Tim]

Don't talk about dail up... pfff :twisted:
I want cable internet :cry:

But how are you all today?

[Tim]

mmm, without Bren and Heat this topic is not working good he? :lol:

[Jen]

I think your right Tim

[original sin]

Trouble is its a bank holiday weekend here Tim.....and I've been in and out all day.......

I'm also starting to get the shakes 'cos we're goingto be away weds & Thurs ....now I know how Bren & Heat were feeling :cry:

[Ben]

hi ya, ive just got in, been out with me family for the day.

so how is everyone?

[Jen]

This place is gonna be deserted...

[Ben]

where abouts are you going away sin? any where nice?

[original sin]

near cheddar gorge somewhere...... just over night weds. My lad was 13 on friday and we're taking him and a friend away for a treat.......OMG help me two teenage boys one car 4 hours!!!!! HELP

[Asha]

I wish you the best of luck with it Sin.
There's a dutch song and it says:

Feed them Smarties (candy) Nuts (candybar) and aspirin......
heheh.

Have Fun..
Asha

[Ben]

ur love it sin!! :lol:

[original sin]

well at least my lad loves Meat so we'll be playing all the albums one after the other there and back :twisted:

[Ben]

nice one! :P thats what i call a car journey!! :lol:

[original sin]

Actually I wonder if I can sneek a boom box into cheddar caves.....OMG I bet it would echo round there wonderfully.........might down a few staligtites thou' :oops:

[Ben]

LOL :lol:

[Testify]

LOL :lmao:

[dottie]

:p :lol:

[Tim]

Don't know what you mean with your last post Sin, but think it is funny. don't understand that much English :oops:

But hello again, im here, and tonight also so.... see you around.

[dottie]

Don't know what you mean with your last post Sin, but think it is funny. don't understand that much English :oops:

But hello again, im here, and tonight also so.... see you around.

Tim had to say your're english is brilliant I wish I was half as competant in another language

[Tim]

Okay, some Dutch for the beginners:

Hello = Hallo / Hoi / Goedendag
Welcome = Welkom
Bye = Dag / Doei / Ajuu
Meat Loaf = Gehaktbrood
Music = muziek
Spectacles = Bril
Monkey = aap
Package = pakketje
Coffee = Koffie
Butcher = Slager
Ashtray = asbak
Wallet = Portomonee
Car = Auto
Traveling = Reizen
Evening = Avond
Morning = Ochtend

Let's see = eens kijken / even zien
Over there = daarzo / daarginds
Listening to Meat Loaf music = Luisteren naar Meat Loaf muziek

well, now you have some words... the seccond lesson will follow soon hahaha :lmao:

The Butcher, Tim

[dottie]

I'm printing this off as I speak Tim - not unlike German as read - will try and learn a bit before tomorrow -

[original sin]

:lmao: But Tim what we need to know is how to say " give me a beer" "where is my hotel" and "I think I need to be sick now" :twisted:

[Testify]

But Tim what we need to know is how to say " give me a beer" "where is my hotel" and "I think I need to be sick now"

:lmao: u funny sin

[Tim]

:lmao: But Tim what we need to know is how to say " give me a beer" "where is my hotel" and "I think I need to be sick now" :twisted:

Give me a beer = Geef me bier or.... Mag ik een biertje or.... mag ik een bier bij een bestellen

Where is my hotel = waar is mijn hotel or.... kunt u me vertellen waar mijn hotel is

I think i need to be sick now = ik denk dat ik ziek ben or... ik denk dat ik ga overgeven or.... ik ben ziek

Happy now sin? haha :lmao:

[dottie]

Goedendag Tim, its avond and I'm reizen around without my bril, listening to muziek by gehaktbrood - Ajuu.

[Tim]

Hhahhaha, that's nice dottie, correct Dutch is:

Goeden dag Tim, het is avond en ik reis rond met mijn bril en ik luister naar Meat Loaf muziek. Ajuu.


You see... but you are learning, very nice.... :lmao:

It= het
With = met
I = ik
my = mijn
to = naar or..... naar toe

:lol:

[Ben]

:lmao: Love it Tim

[original sin]

Luisteren naar Meat Loaf muziek, und bier

[Asha]

und is german, in dutch that would be...... en.
(and)

[original sin]

don't care as long as its cold............ :twisted:

thats a point.......Tim how do I make sure my beers cold???

[original sin]

can't sleep back for a while :twisted:

[Jen]

Good :lol: it's way too quiet round here :wink:

[original sin]

uuummmmm it is rather :roll: how ya doing Jen? 'puter sorted yet?

[Jen]

No :cry: other than that not too bad.

Yourself?

[original sin]

actually getting over tired now gonna have to go soon.......need to try and leave early in the morning :evil: not looking forward to 3 or 4 hours of motorway driving

[Jen]

Yeah sound's like fun... playing Meat though right?

[Tim]

don't care as long as its cold............ :twisted:

thats a point.......Tim how do I make sure my beers cold???


Put it in the fridge hahahaha

Okay, in Dutch that will be:

Tim, hoe kan ik er voor zorgen dat mijn bier koud is?

[Ben]

Put it in the fridge hahahaha

:lmao:

[Tim]

I'm having a beer right now!!! Yeah!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'll drink to that :mrgreen:
Got no cider :cry: .I've got one bottle of Foster's lager though :D .
I don't really like lager,but beggars can't be choosers :lol:

[Tim]

I like anything that contains alcohol hahaah :lol:
Beer!!! Yeah!!! Lager!!! yeah!!! :lol:

[dottie]

and I'll have a scotch please with ice :P

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: If only computers could dispence beer :mrgreen:

[dottie]

:twisted: If only computers could dispence beer :mrgreen: and scotch and ice

[Testify]

could i have a coke?? :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Could use a ciggie machine too right now.
Do you think these things will be available on the next version of windows? :lol:

[dottie]

could i have a coke?? :lol:and thats all testify your're too young for alcohol :lol: Nanny gonna keep an eye on you :roll:

[dottie]

:twisted: Could use a ciggie machine too right now.
Do you think these things will be available on the next version of windows? :lol: Here we are Mouse catch :arrow:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Beer finished :cry:
Cig smoked :cry: .
Can't be botherd going to the shop :zzz:
Looks like we're both drinking coke now Testify :lol:

[Testify]

ok nanny dottie, but wots this i found in the draw....mmmm... :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:
Looks like we're both drinking coke now Testify :lol:

Spoke too soon there didn't I :lol:

[Testify]

yes u did, its a bacardi, watermelon, v nice!!

shhhh dont tell dottie!!

[The Flying Mouse]

Burp :mrgreen:

[Testify]

how rude!! :oops:

off to get a rolo muffin. :lol:

mmmm...........vvvvvvvv nice

[dottie]

yes u did, its a bacardi, watermelon, v nice!!

shhhh dont tell dottie!!
Big Nanny is watching you :lmao:

[Testify]

i was joking honest!! :twisted:

muffin was v nice, even tho i missed my mouth alot tryin 2 post!!

[Tim]

My god, use that damn EDIT function!!!

The Butcher, Tim

[dottie]

My god, use that damn EDIT function!!!

The Butcher, Tim

Tim I'm being serious for once u do mean quote button don't u if there is no edit button visible - let us know please.

this is what u mean Tim yes :!:

[Tim]

I'm serious too.

No, there is a quote button in the top of each and every post, made by everybody. By only your own posts, there is an edit function, well, if you are logged in.

This Edit button is next to Quote button. If you click on that button, the screen will appear, like you enter a message, but then you see already your text. Now you can edit it, add some stuff you want to say or delete, change some things in your text.

That's all folks.

The Butcher, Tim

[Tim]

Just reading another post, and i got very irritated by some posts. There is nothing in it. Okay, once a smily okay.... once in a while not much text okay.... but post after post after post some stupid things that are to anoying and stupid for words.... not even wortth reading. SOrry to say it so cruel, but this is totally sick. Where is it about??? Posting the most posts that you can get, or say something usefull. Offcourse... you can make a joke, say something stupid or whatever.... but not time after time... This is irritating.

Okay. it is only my opinion, but jezus guys.... take a break!!

The Butcher, Tim

[Testify]

Hey Tim, howz u?......a little tense n upset i see. i apologise, iv bin doin that alot. im sorry. :(

But remember im new, so dont pick on me, plz

:lol:

[Tim]

Testify,

It is nothing personal!!! Just a remark for everybody here on the forum. That's all. So don't be angry :lol:

The Butcher, Tim

[Testify]

im not im a v light hearted person.

[Tim]

Maybe we must adjust the Poll for postwhoring... hahaha, Testify will win :lol:

[sherrie87]

I couldn't go to bed until I had one last post to hit 200, I'm sorry to admit. This seemed to be the proper place to express that compulsion and log in number 200. Now I can go to bed at peace with my postcount!

Sherrie

[Asha]

Hahaha, Nice one Sherrie.
Yes I think this is the right place to put it.

CG on your 200th post, along with your birthday.

Asha

[dottie]

I couldn't go to bed until I had one last post to hit 200, I'm sorry to admit. This seemed to be the proper place to express that compulsion and log in number 200. Now I can go to bed at peace with my postcount!

Sherrie

Congratulations Sherrie - keep em coming

[Ben]

well done sherrie :D

[Jen]

Congrats Sherrie :D

[Testify]

OI!! WHAT ABOUT ME??? I REACHED THAT THE OTHER DAY N NO-ONE GAVE A ****!!!

224 posts in 8 days aint bad!!

[dottie]

OI!! WHAT ABOUT ME??? I REACHED THAT THE OTHER DAY N NO-ONE GAVE A ****!!!

224 posts in 8 days aint bad!!

I care congratulations K.

[Testify]

thanx dottie, at least some-one does. :(

[original sin]

:twisted: I'm bbbaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk :twisted:

what have missed ??????????

Like the idea of the next version of windows having a drinks and ciggie dispenser :twisted: bring it on.......
well after 3.5 hours of motorway driving i may not last too long tonighht just trying to catch up and say I missed ya all :lol:

[Ben]

hi ya sin , how are ya?

how was ur trip? :P

[Testify]

am i classed as a

[original sin]

Hi Ben

I was better than I thought!!! stayed in a lovely Castle!!! wow it was a dream.........the boys were quite good but I had to turn their TV off at 4 am!!!!
I've been awake since about 4 am 'cos there were bloody peacocks in the grouds and cockeals and they both started crowing about that time..... :evil:

Have explored Cheddar caves and Wookey Hole cave and my Feet are killing me :evil:

You seen the physio again????? I wanna know what the hard stuff is they promised you :lol:

[Testify]

postwhore yet??

sorry to interupt u to, sorry

[Ben]

Hi Ben

I was better than I thought!!! stayed in a lovely Castle!!! wow it was a dream.........the boys were quite good but I had to turn their TV off at 4 am!!!!
I've been awake since about 4 am 'cos there were bl**dy peacocks in the grouds and cockeals and they both started crowing about that time..... :evil:

Have explored Cheddar caves and Wookey Hole cave and my Feet are killing me :evil:

You seen the physio again????? I wanna know what the hard stuff is they promised you :lol:

sounds like a good time! no, i dont have to go back until next thursday, but i wanna know what the hard stuff is to. i aint really looking foward to it.

unless she ment 'hard stuff' as in she's gonna give me a stiff brandy to drink! :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

Welcome back Sin.
Glad you enjoyed your holiday :D


unless she ment 'hard stuff' as in she's gonna give me a stiff brandy to drink! :lol:

If she does give you a brandy,stay away from that bloody chalk pit :lol:

[Ben]

If she does give you a brandy,stay away from that bl**dy chalk pit :lol:

LOL :lol:

i defiently will! :P

[original sin]

:lmao: I prefer scotch :twisted: but Brandy mixed with annis is very nice :lol:

[Jen]

Good to see you back Sin, glad you had a good time :D

[original sin]

Good to be back Jen :twisted: .......trouble is I seem to keep missing everyone :cry: either that or everyone is avoiding me 8O

[Bren]

THE BAT IS BACK


Happy :D Happy :D Happy :D Bat.
Home now.
On the forums.
Happy Happy Happy.


Hello Lovely Tim, and how are you this fine morning??? glad to see that Heat and I won the postwhore of the month. :lol

need sleep :zzz: :zzz: just had 10 hours in a car... couldnt go to sleep without saying hello. your postcard has been delayed in the post, you'll get it in the near future.


talk to you all later today...


Love to you all
Bren...


sleepy bat flies away to her roost.

[heat]

I IS BACK TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How are all my postwhoreing chums then? miss me??

Nah, didn't think so :wink:

Hope everyone's well :D

Heat
xxx

[Ben]

nice to have the pair of you back!! :lol:

[original sin]

Hello all............

w/b Bren & Heat you've been missed

[original sin]

:lmao: I think Bren's forgotten how to postwhore :!:

I gotta go back later......

[Bren]

mmm, without Bren and Heat this topic is not working good he? :lol:

you obviously missed us then Tim!!!!!! :lol:

[Bren]

:lmao: I think Bren's forgotten how to postwhore :!:

I gotta go back later......

In your dreams Sin!!!! :lol: :lol: ME forget how to postwhore??? whatrver next..Tim would have nothing to do around here without me and Heat ...it's obviously been too quiet for him without us!!!!


Just trying to catch up ..10 pages of postwhores for a start you hann't been doing that badly ,have you :lol:

Hi Ben Hi HEAT!!!!!MISSED YOU......Hi Sin

[Jen]

Welcome back guys :D

[heat]

Hiya to all my fans...

Glad to see someone missed me...lmao :D

Heat
xxx

[Asha]

welcome back both of you, I was wondering why this topic didn't get that many replies, but now I know.... :twisted:

Asha

[Bren]

welcome back both of you, I was wondering why this topic didn't get that many replies, but now I know.... :twisted:

Asha

Thankyou Asha :lol:

[Bren]

Hey Tim,
i was looking through all the postwhore pages that i have missed and noticed that you were teaching the others some Dutch words ....what is Dutch for a bat? as in me Bren The Bat ??

just wondered, would like to know

[heat]

Hey Tim,
i was looking through all the postwhore pages that i have missed and noticed that you were teaching the others some Dutch words ....what is Dutch for a bat? as in me Bren The Bat ??

just wondered, would like to know

Tim - and what's Dutch for Heat????

[Tim]

Heat = Hitte (like in hot
Bat = Vleermuis

[heat]

Thank you, Tim hun :D

Hope you is ok - missed ya loadses :P

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

Thanks Tim,

How are you?

[Asha]

Mind if I jump in?

Hope = Hoop
You = Jij
Hun = lieverd
Thank you = Dank je wel
Missed You loadses = Ik heb je heel erg gemist

Have fun,
Asha

[heat]

OK, Bear with me on this one....

Tim & Asha,

Hoop Jij are both well, Dank jewel for welcoming me back, ik heb je heel erg gemist,

Hitte
xxx

[Bren]

goodnight all,see yousometime.

[heat]

Nighty night, Bren Hun :D

Sleep well, hun :P

[original sin]

I have definately gotta get broadband.......postwhoreing just don't work on dial up :evil:

[Michel]

OK, Bear with me on this one....

Tim & Asha,

Hoop Jij are both well, Dank jewel for welcoming me back, ik heb je heel erg gemist,

Hitte
xxx

It sounds very good heat. But the whole dutch sentence is:

Ik hoop dat het goed gaat met beide, dank je wel voor het opnieuw welkom heten, ik heb jullie heel erg gemist.

[Testify]

damit i cant do that language!! i dont understand!!

[original sin]

aaaaahh at least Tim's told me how to get a cold beer........it's the priorities that count :twisted:

[Asha]

Great stuff Heat, You're doing a great job.

Dutch is indeed a difficult language to learn is you're not dutch, Testify.

But, I think it would be great that if we were to meet someday, you guys could say hello to us Dutchies in dutch.

So here goes:
Hallo, hoe gaat het met jou? (Hello, how are you?)

Asha

[Bren]

But, I think it would be great that if we were to meet someday, you guys could say hello to us Dutchies in dutch.

So here goes:
Hallo, hoe gaat het met jou? (Hello, how are you?)

Asha

The problem is Asha, how would we know how to pronounce that? We would have to write it on a little sign and hold it up... :lol:

i'm :( not as clever as you, unfortunately i can only speak one language...i'll have to learn

[Asha]

Just pronounce it like it's written and we'll figure it out :lol:

We (If I might say it like that, in stead of I) are very flexible when it comes to language, When French people come here, we have to speak French, when Germans come here we speak German, when our english neighbours come here we speak english........That's why we love it, I think, when a celeb come here when he/she is able to say hello to us in our own language, it's really the effort that counts :lol: :lol:

And I give all you guys a 10+ (A+) for effort, no questions asked

Asha

[Bren]

Hallo, hoe gaat het met jou? Asha :D

thanks..see i thought i'd give it a try

[Asha]

Met mij gaat het goed, en met jouw? (I'm fine, and how are you?)

A+ on your report card Bren :lol:

Asha

[Bren]

Forgive me if this is wrong!! I want to try..

eens kijken....goed avond Asha (help how am i doing) met mij gaat het goed, dank je wel.

ik (am) luisteren naar (Meat Loaf) gehaktbrood muziek.

Bren de?(the) vleermuis :? :lol:

OR
Hallo Asha, het is avond en met mij gaat het goed, dank je wel. ik luister naar Meat Loaf muziek.
doei.

Bren de vleermuis :? :mrgreen:

[Bren]

Asha i realise that the above is probably a z-

(but at least i tried!) :lol:

[original sin]

Hola como estas?

Estoy tomando una cerveza y muy aburida porque no hay nadie aqui

[Asha]

I told you it was the effort that counted, and acctually it was pretty good.

goed avond shoulg be goeden avond, just a minor grammar point there, wich you couldn't know.
And I'm listening to Meat loaf music, was almost right, you have 2 ways to say it, either:
Ik luister naar Meat Loaf muziek
Or
Ik ben (=am) aan het luisteren naar Meat Loaf muziek
this is also a grammar thing, wich is way to difficult to explain :D

The is indeed de.

Dank je wel, Bren de vleermuis, voor het proberen (Thank you, Bren the Bat, for trying)

Asha

[Bren]

:??: :??: :??: :? :roll: :!: ummmm spanish :??:

[Bren]

I told you it was the effort that counted, and acctually it was pretty good.

goed avond shoulg be goeden avond, just a minor grammar point there, wich you couldn't know.
And I'm listening to Meat loaf music, was almost right, you have 2 ways to say it, either:
Ik luister naar Meat Loaf muziek
Or
Ik ben (=am) aan het luisteren naar Meat Loaf muziek
this is also a grammar thing, wich is way to difficult to explain :D

The is indeed de.

Dank je wel, Bren de vleermuis, voor het proberen (Thank you, Bren the Bat, for trying)

Asha

dank je wel Asha! i was editing my post to try another version as you were posting this...i want to learn Dutch! i'm just not clever

[Asha]

Well, if you seriously want to learn dutch I would advise a language course, but I could help offcourse with some of it :lol:

Anyway, if you want to know anymore words let me know :D

The edit was perfect Bren, very good

Asha

[Bren]

Dank je wel Asha :D

doei

Bren de Vleermuis

[original sin]

gold star Bren :lol:

You feeling any better now?

[Bren]

gold star Bren :lol:

You feeling any better now?

Hi Sin ,much better now thanks,the bat will soon be back to her oldself.........note ,the postwhoring has increased...a definate sign i'm on the mend,wouldn't you say?!!!! :lol: :lol:

[heat]

That's definately a good sign, Bren :D

Glad to see you is on the mend hun :P

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

That's definately a good sign, Bren :D

Glad to see you is on the mend hun :P

Heat
xxx

Thanks Heat :lol:

[heat]

That's definately a good sign, Bren :D

Glad to see you is on the mend hun :P

Heat
xxx

Thanks Heat :lol:

No need to thank me hun, just want to make sure my fave bat is on the mend :D

[Bren]

The bat must fly
The bat must flit
work to do
be back in a bit :lol: :lol:

[Bren]

Just A Thought.....

Where is The Butcher, Lovely Tim??? :(
I wonder what's become of him?? :?
It's too quiet here without him about.
Is he lurking somewhere ,about to leap out? :roll:
When our misdemeanours he espies,
Will he appear before our eyes?
Tim, of your company ,we do lack
You are sorely missed, we want you back!
How is Heat and i's time to be spent :wink:
Without you here for us to torment? :lol: :lol:
Where is The Butcher, Lovely Tim?
Iwonder what's become of him?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Bren.
We decided he was a c..p moderator so we sold him on e bay :mrgreen: .

Tim,you know i'm only joking amigo :wink:

[Bren]

:twisted: Bren.
We decided he was a c..p moderator so we sold him on e bay :mrgreen: .

Tim,you know i'm only joking amigo :wink:

aaaaaahhhhhhh! not nice Mousie!


i've noticed since i've been back he's not been about(or if he has been he's been very quiet)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: C,mon Bren.You know I was only joking :lol: .
Tim's a good friend :D .
Haven't seen him about today though :( .

[Bren]

:lol: I know you were Mousie. :lol:

[heat]

:twisted: Bren.
We decided he was a c..p moderator so we sold him on e bay :mrgreen: .

Tim,you know i'm only joking amigo :wink:

Mousie - that could explain the package i recieved this morning in the mail - kinda man shaped, but couldn't tell properly as it had masking tape where it's mouth should be.... :wink: :D

Heat
xxx

[Testify]

:lol: u do have some strange conversations!!

[meshurp]

sorry saw this was falling down the page and descided i should put it back at the top cos im not a postwhore or anything!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:

[The Flying Mouse]

:lol: u do have some strange conversations!!

I know what you mean.
What Heat said was downright silly :? .
He was only sold yesterday so there's no way he could have been deliverd this quickly :lol:

[meshurp]

Testify, from what i have obsereved of these unobtrusive postwhores (mum - Bren The Bat) you have to be strange to be one!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: no offensive intended i like you all!! :lol:

[Testify]

what the hell?? why me?? what did i do??

[Testify]

thats it you've upset me now!! :cry: dottie come and help me!!

[meshurp]

is it me who upset you me didnay mean to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[Testify]

no u didnt upset me i was just jokin!! but why am i the strange one??? im confused!! :?

[meshurp]

we're all strange we just don't know it!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no i was calling my mum (Bren the Bat) strange cos my whole family is nutty! :lol: :lol: :lol: wasn't calling you strange. honest! but i can if you like! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Testify]

400 posts!!

im insane not strange!!

[Bren]

Hi anyone about?very quiet here

[original sin]

gold star Bren :lol:
You feeling any better now?
Hi Sin ,much better now thanks,the bat will soon be back to her oldself.........note ,the postwhoring has increased...a definate sign i'm on the mend,wouldn't you say?!!!! :lol: :lol:

yep Bren post count up that's gotta be good must mean you are getting back into the swing :twisted:

[original sin]

:twisted: Bren.
We decided he was a c..p moderator so we sold him on e bay :mrgreen: .

Tim,you know i'm only joking amigo :wink:

Awwww you should have posted a link to the auction I would have placed a bid :lol:

[heat]

:lol: u do have some strange conversations!!

I know what you mean.
What Heat said was downright silly :? .
He was only sold yesterday so there's no way he could have been deliverd this quickly :lol:

Mousie hun - did i not tell you i paid for delivery from parcelforce??? :P ...Now if i can just undo that tape..... :wink:

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

See If Aunty Sin has any suggestions, or failing that, a pair of scissors, heat.

[original sin]

you could always burn it off :twisted:

[Bren]

Drastic... 8O :roll:

[original sin]

Drastic... 8O :roll:

maybe.....but effective :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hello.
Anyone there? :roll:

[Bren]

Sorry this is a little belated.
as promised one postcard from me hols. sorry for delay in post :lol:.

i'm sitting in the sunshine,
by a sea of sparkling green and blue,
painting this picture,
and thinking of all of you...

http://www.hariknetwork.com/users/batart/cornish.jpg

Love to you all Bren.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hi Bren.
Thanks for the postcard :D .
How are you today.

[Bren]

Hi Mouse fine thanks :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I don't supose you've seen Tim on line today?
Haven't seen him for ages 8O .

[Bren]

afraid not Mouse,he's disappeared!,or so it would seem,that's why i did that poem yesterday,he's not been about since i got back...quiet without him,isn't it?

[The Flying Mouse]

It's been pretty quiet all day :( .
Saying that,I did have to go out a couple of times before.
Maybe i've just got bad timing today :roll: .

[Bren]

iv'e got to go now,kids in from schoolhungry as usual and Hubs will be in wanting his tea :lol:

back later

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: See you later Bren.

edit:well it's still very quiet again so i'm off for a bit.
Might be back on line later.

[Bren]

It's so quiet on here now Mouse,that i'm talking to myself!! :lol:
so methinks the bat will fly away.

[Testify]

maybe im crazy, but arnt there usually ppl on at this tym?? im bored n no1's talkin!

[heat]

Never fear, Heat is here!!!!!

How are all my Meaty mates tonight??

Good i hope :D

[Testify]

v good!! heat have you ever sent a pm to meat and he replyed??

[heat]

Testify - i've sent Meat 7 PM's and i've had 7 replies :D :D :D :D :D

Only been a word or two each time, and on one occasion i got two whole sentances, but hey - he's a busy bloke :D

What about you?

[Testify]

well i have sent 7 and had my first reply today!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

im am such a happy chappy!! what did he say?? what did u say??

[Bren]

you're a braver man than i am gunga din (or should the be braver fan - gunga heat???)

[Testify]

huh?? im female!! who u sayin it to??

[heat]

Gunga Heat - i like that :D

First post just saying how much i admired him and his work, things like that - i got a thank you back. Other's were about CHSIB album and concerts. Am in the process of trying to convince him to add another date to Cardiff, but he's having none of it :twisted:

So what did he say to ya, Testify??

[Testify]

well i asked him bout camera's what a way to get a reply!! sarcasm on my part!! i asked if there were rules bout em cos someone sed that they got theres taken off em n he said

'i dont know what the rule is but it seems that people take photos all the time. You should check beofre coming with your dads camera.'

ML

thats exactly what he said hehe!! hmm now what can i ask.

[heat]

Testify - When i went to his concert in Cardiff last year, i took my camera. I got some crackin' photo's, but i really regret not taking my cam corder, as other people took thiers 8O

I dont want to risk taking my cam corder this time in case they take it off me, but i'll have me camera again :D

[Bren]

They didnt let you take cameras into Hyde Park.

[heat]

Bren - Only just caught your postcard - looks lovely :D

I just hid me camera in me bag when i was queing to get in, but took it out when i saw that people were selling disposeable cameras a fiver a go....

[original sin]

Hi all........

Re. cameras, venues usually say no photography but as soon as the first cords go up there are flashes everywhere :oops:

Trouble is unless you're row1 or got zoom...you could end up with a dark shot of loads of heads :roll:

having said that i take lousy pics anyway

[Shane]

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[Shane]

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[Asha]

Darn Shane, no wonder this page takes ages and ages to load...you must be the funniest guy at home!

This your attempt at postwhoring?

Asha

[Bren]

it took so long for this page to load i thought there was something wrong with my computer!!!!! :roll:


a touch excessive !don't you think Shane?

[original sin]

:lmao: :lmao:

Me too I tought my computer had frozen and was just about to reset it!!! :twisted:

Very good Shane! The Quote boxes were gr8! .....................not to sure if R's goona approve thou' 8O

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I couldn't get on this page before :lol: .
What was it you posted Shane :lol: .

About cameras,I took mine to Liverpool last year.I asked one of the stewards if photos were allowed and he said it was OK :D .
I think rules vary from venue to venue.
Unfortunatly my camera isn't very good and we were on the 7th row,so i've got some very dark pics of Meat in the band with a lot of heads in the foreground :( .Still,better than nothing :wink: .

[dottie]

Now that this year will probably be the last time I'll see Meat in the flesh or get to go to bed with him, :lol: I'm gonna take my camera to every concert we are luckily enough to go to. If u don't take a bag and tuck it in your jeans wearing very large sweatshirt - no one usually spots it, and during performance anyway as you say there's so many flashes going off, you'd have to be unlucky to get pounced on.

[Testify]

My dads got a zoom so should be ok!! might try and sneak the cam corder in!! if it gets nicked dad needs a new one!! :lol:

[original sin]

zoom sounds good to me :wink: Hows everyone?
How was the exam Testify???

[Testify]

it went ok apart from someone being sick beind me!! i answered most all of the questions bar 3. He was on of them cool ppl and he was stoned so just shows what he is. i dont like him any way!! his own fault tho.

Thankyou for asking!!

How are u Sin??

[original sin]

:lmao: being sick in an exam.......omg.....did they give you extra time for the distraction??

I'm ok'ish could be better but ya know each day as it comes

[Testify]

It was just b4 they were about to start and he was sick, nice eh!! it was horrid, my m8 said it smelled like yogurt, i couldn't help but laugh!!!

I got bored during the exam and started puttin graffiti on my pencil case, ruler, pencil and protracter usings Meats song lyrics, and the teacher infront gave me a funny look!!

[Testify]

Whats up Sin?? you ok??

[original sin]

not really Testify, but this aint the time or the place..thanks for the concern thou'

Re exam.......why were you bored? had you finnished the paper? if so why can't you leave? and I suppose the big question how do ya think you did?

nosey nosey Sin :twisted:

[Testify]

well i spent 1 hour 15 min doin the paper 20 min checkin which left me with 25 min to be bored!! so i drew stuff n sang in my head, not sure what the person behind thought of me tho.
you cant leave the exam until the time has gone!! exam rules, and they 'suck'


Well aslong as you feel beta soon, cant have u bein unhappy, and remember BE HAPPY!! :D

[original sin]

:wink: thanks

[Testify]

:wink: its ok

[Bren]

Thanks R. I can Postwhore again!!! :D :lol: , it took 10 minutes to load page 61 before, i thought my computer was broke.

[jcmoorehead]

So who likes Chicken

[Shane]

:twisted: I couldn't get on this page before :lol: .
What was it you posted Shane :lol: .



I posted a whole lot of quote boxes, nested inside each other, like this:



But what I did was MUCH more than that.

[Shane]

Deleted.

[R.]

First and final warning:
Stop messing around with the smilies. :angry:

[jcmoorehead]

Turkeys In a Box yey! :lol:

[Testify]

Huh?? whats wrong with using smilies???

[dottie]

Now that this year will probably be the last time I'll see Meat in the flesh or get to go to bed with him, :lol: I'm gonna take my camera to every concert we are luckily enough to go to. If u don't take a bag and tuck it in your jeans wearing very large sweatshirt - no one usually spots it, and during performance anyway as you say there's so many flashes going off, you'd have to be unlucky to get pounced on.

I've just realised how rude this sounds now, what a lovely postwhore :lol:

[original sin]

Testify I think smilies are ok just not 50,000 of them on one post :twisted:

[Testify]

oh right ok.

Yes it does abit Dottie!!

[Testify]

im bored!! what you wanna talk about??

[Jen]

Hi Testify

How are you today, apart from bored?

[original sin]

buzz buzz, zoom zoom, wizz wizz, zing zing.............

[Testify]

Yeh im cool, howz you??

whats up wit u sin?? u a fly or summin??

[original sin]

I'm flying I'm so excited about the record company askibng for fans views it makes all so real somehow

[Testify]

oh rite!!

i can see that cos u didnt type right!! either that or u cant spell!!

[Jen]

I'm good

Was nice of them wasn't it Sin

And I think that's 700 posts for me now :D

[original sin]

you postwhore you Jen :wink: I must start speeding up 8)

[Testify]

i think im gettin faster!! how am i doin folks??