Official Spam Thread (Postwhores & 10000 Posts Thread)

[White of High]

If you want speak about nothing...

[Tim]

If you want speak about nothing...

Euh White... there is already such kind of topic in the test department and the Site deparment... but i will not lock this one... let's see were it ends.

The Butcher, Tim

[Michel]

Maybe we have in this topic more postwhores. :lol:

[heat]

I just wanted to let everyone know that IM A POSTWHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Heat :P
xxx

[Tim]

I just wanted to let everyone know that IM A POSTWHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Heat :P
xxx

heat, already knew that ahahahah LOL :lmao:

[MBrevard]

It's taking me a bit longer, but I'm LEARNING to be!!

B+ for effort??? :roll:

Love,
MB
xxx

[dottie]

I just wanted to let everyone know that IM A POSTWHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Heat :P
xxx

Yep we all are :!:
Yep we all are :!:
Yep we all are :!:
But I think I'm doing it legally now :!: :lol:

[heat]

And don't ya just love it, dotts??? :P

Definately a B+ for effort, MB :P :P :P


So, just wondering...now i'm 'officially' a postwhore, do i have to stand around on post corners in incredibly short and tight mini-skirts, offering post-jobs for £15 a go???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Heat
xxx

[original sin]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Count me in :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[evil nickname]

If postwhoring is a concern here, please lock the "What am I listening to now" and "musical tastes" threads, and prevent them for ever being started again! That's postwhoring for ya!

With that being said.... can I be one too? Pretty please?? :-)

[R.]

I love postwhoreing. :))

[heat]

me too... :D

[MBrevard]

Me, too. It's SO addictive!

I think we may have to start a 12-step program.

Look around you, friends:

Is there food waiting to be cooked?
Is the dog howling to go out?
Are the kids beginning to wonder who that person at the computer is?
Are there potato chip bags and candy wrappers littering the floor?
Have you actually seen your spouse or is it just a disembodied voice behind you?
Is the only bill you pay regularly, the one for your ISP?

Then, you, too, friends, might be a candidate for PWA: PostWhores Anonymous. A forum where you can talk about your problem, without ever being off-topic! A forum where you can confess your sins. A forum where you can meet people just like you, with experiences just like yours.

If you find yourself tempted to PostWhore, just PM your Sponsor instead, and they'll try to talk you out of it, while you do the same for them. Once you're a PostWhore, you will always be a PostWhore. This is a battle you must fight every single day!

PWA knows exactly how tough and how prevalent this problem really is and they can help you with it!

I know. I've been there.

My name is MB
And I'm a PostWhore!!!

:devil:

[Bren]

The sun is shinning

[Bren]

The sky is blue

[Bren]

The birds are singing

[Bren]

Am i a postwhore too?

[heat]

You...

[Bren]

Will Tim tell me off if i keep doing this...

[heat]

certainly...

[heat]

are....

[heat]

Bren... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Bren]

...will he tell me to go read MODS REQUEST?


:D :D :D

[heat]

You only want to get to your 200th post to see if you get another bat!!!!! lmao...i know you're game..and i will be watching you 8O


Heat
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[Bren]

tHE THOUGHT NEVER ENTERED MY HEAD,hEAT
OOPS can't type this morning

Iwas just feeling poetic! :D

[Bren]

My poetic flow has been interupted now 'my little poem has been split over 2 pages now :(
my fault for not being able to type fast enough!!!!

[Bren]

I'm supposed to be ironing

[Bren]

and doing the chores

[Bren]

but it's far more fun

[Bren]

To be a postwhore!!!!! :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol:

[Bren]

O look Heat I have another BAT!!WHAT A SUPRISE!!

[heat]

Yeah...what a suprise...lmao :lol:


Heat
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[White of High]

...What...

[White of High]

... a ...

[White of High]

...Hell...

[White of High]

...did...

[White of High]

...I...

[White of High]

...do?

[White of High]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Bren]

Ilike your thinking White Of High.....this was a great idea!!!!!! :lol:

[Bren]

Such

[White of High]

I see you enjoy it!

[Bren]

FUN!!!!!!!!!



Methinks Tim might have second thoughts though :roll:

[heat]

Methinks he might too.... :wink:

Heat
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[Bren]

If we're allowed to be silly on this one,perhaps we'll be on our best behaviour on the others! :wink:

[heat]

LMAO.....you got to be kidding???? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Do you know though, bren...i bet people will wonder if we haven't anything better to do all day than this....

Heat
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[Bren]

You got a point there! Iuse the forum as a break in between doing other things....a few minutes of fun to get you through the next task... :D

[heat]

me too..only when i come on here i forget about everything..lmao


Heat
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[Bren]

YES..know what you mean.....just check this ,reply to that,have alook atthat topic...just check that again...!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[heat]

Yep..that's me too...god we live innerestin lives, don't we??? lmao


Heat
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[Bren]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

got to go now see you later

[Tim]

Holy, f*cking macaroni.... from 6 posts to 3 complete pages with nonsens... no time to read it all... but yes... got seconds thoughts about it.


The Butcher, Tim

[heat]

LMAO.....That's the first time iv'e ever heard you swear, Tim...

Sorry hun...but you started it... :P



Heat
xxx

[Tim]

Me? started this?? no way!! Don't think so!!

[heat]

Apologies, Tim - i stand corrected :oops:

It was White Of High that started this...lmao

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

If you want speak about nothing...

It might be nonsense Tim, but it's on topic!! :lol:

[heat]

Is there a way we could ever be 'off topic' in this topic????


Heat
xxx

[meshurp]

Honestly you lot, you shouldn't be mean to Tim!

[meshurp]

oooh look only 19 more post till im a senior loafer!! :lol:

[meshurp]

I guess i'll have to jion in then! :lol:

[heat]

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Tim loves us being mean to him :P

Heat
xxx

[Tim]

Indeed it is a topic about nothing at all... a no sence topic, but maybe it has a sence... well for some it does.... !! :lol:

[Bren]

An Ode To Tim

Dear Tim,
Please don't take offence,
When we have a laugh,
And it's at your expense.
It's because we like you,
And because we care,
If we didn't,
We wouldn't,
We just wouldn't DARE!!!!!!
:wink:

[Tim]

Heheh, the postwhores here......

[White of High]

There! Not here!

[Bren]

:roll: :? !!!!

[Tim]

An Ode To Tim

Dear Tim,
Please don't take offence,
When we have a laugh,
And it's at your expense.
It's because we like you,
And because we care,
If we didn't,
We wouldn't,
We just wouldn't DARE!!!!!!
:wink:

Hahah, funny guy!!! Thank you so much!!! very kind of you!!

[Bren]

Glad you liked it Tim :lol:
thought it would brighten your day

[Bren]

...and by the way i'm not a GUY!!!!

[Bren]

OOPS!!clicked wrong button! :oops:

[Bren]

Indeed it is a topic about nothing at all... a no sence topic, b
ut maybe it has a sence... well for some it does.... !! :lol:

Tim,after reading your comment above..i just realised how amusing your signature is :lol:

...and i will make sense of it all,
gonna try to make sense of it all,you ask me why
'cause it's all i can do....
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Will you Tim?!!!! :D

[Tim]

Indeed it is a topic about nothing at all... a no sence topic, b
ut maybe it has a sence... well for some it does.... !! :lol:

Tim,after reading your comment above..i just realised how amusing your signature is :lol:

...and i will make sense of it all,
gonna try to make sense of it all,you ask me why
'cause it's all i can do....
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Will you Tim?!!!! :D

Sorry that i called you guy... .hahah ..... and indeed, think it is a funny signature... and i do the best i can!!

The Butcher, Tim

[Bren]

Iknow you do Tim.

[White of High]

I think it's a succesful topic...

[Bren]

i it like White Of High. As you may have gathered.

[heat]

:D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P

[heat]

...just because i could.....

[heat]

:twisted:

[Tim]

Like a real woman, Heat is posting like crazy!! Right Heat??? :twisted: :P

[heat]

I am, Tim, I am...you know me too well :wink:


Heat
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[Tim]

I am, Tim, I am...you know me too well :wink:


Heat
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Indeed i do Heat hahaah LOL. But do you really think that i like it when you are mean to me???? :cry: :cry:

haha, just kidding...

hot, hotter, hotest, Heat! hahahah oh no it is: talk, more talking, a lot of talking, no sence talking, heat talking!!!

Yah, can be mean too. :lmao:

[Bren]

Hi Heat :lol: :lol:

[Bren]

Good evening Tim,How are you today?
i'm being good today. :lol:

[Tim]

Hello Bren The Bat, i'm fine, thank you. And i read that everything is fine with you, that's nice to hear.

How's the weather over where ever you are?? Here it is cloudy and rainy.

Nice talking to you, bye bye

[Bren]

Hi Tim,we have thunderstorms here,with hailstones,large ones!!!!
wherever you are is East anglia...UK

[Tim]

Hi Tim,we have thunderstorms here,with hailstones,large ones!!!!
wherever you are is East anglia...UK

Pfff.... not so nice i think!! And the UK, nice... never been there, but some day he... some day i will come to the UK and make it unsafe there :lol:

[Bren]

...should i be worried? :?

[Bren]

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[heat]

Tim - i thought you loved it when i was mean to you...least that's what you told me last night :twisted: ...i even went out and bought a new whip just for you :wink:

Hello Bren, Sin and all my other Meaty pals..Great ta see ya :P

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

Hi Heat, how are you? :lol:

[heat]

I'm grand, ta Bren. Had a fab day out today - went out on me mates motorbike..had a ball :twisted:

Hope you's ok???

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

Hi Heat, glad you had a good day!
me i'm fine but got to go now i'm tired.
night night :zzz:

[heat]

Night hun...sleep well....hope you have great Meaty dreams :wink:


Heat
xxx

[Guppie]

Tim - i thought you loved it when i was mean to you...least that's what you told me last night :twisted: ...i even went out and bought a new whip just for you :wink:

Hello Bren, Sin and all my other Meaty pals..Great ta see ya :P

Heat
xxx
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O this topic is starting to sound kinky... :)

[heat]

Only starting??????

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Guppie - watch yer back hun..i is coming fer ya...only a few more post's to go :twisted:

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

Morning all. :D

[Bren]

i'm all alone all by myself. :( :cry:

[Shane]

Well you say nothing at all...

[Bren]

Its raining!!!
HI :lol: HEAT :lol: :lol: :lol:
i've just been crying with laughter at some of your comments on new members welcome. :lol:
i'd not visited there before.

[heat]

Hiya Bren, Hun...

Glad i was able to bring a smile to yer face hun :D

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

:D :lol:

[Guppie]

Only starting??????

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Guppie - watch yer back hun..i is coming fer ya...only a few more post's to go :twisted:

Heat
xxx
8O Must post more, must post more... she's right behind me now... :? :D

[dottie]

I actually behaved like a whore Monday :lol: :oops: see Rock and Roll Dreams come through - General Messages

[heat]

Ohhh Dottsie...you scarlet hussy you!!!!!

I bet you loved every miniute of it!!!!!


Heat
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[Bren]

R,...can we have a little green jealous emoticon please?

[heat]

Yeah R...that'd be great...only can you make it a great big green jealous emoticon as im a lot jealous, not just a little :wink:

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

Yes Heat, i used the wrong word when i said little!!!!!!

[dottie]

Ohhh Dottsie...you scarlet hussy you!!!!!

I bet you loved every miniute of it!!!!!


Heat
xxx Oh yes actually found my vocation in life :lol: :lol: pays well too :lol:

[heat]

I bet it does :D

Any jobs going with you tho????


Heat
xxx

[dottie]

I bet it does :D

Any jobs going with you tho????


Heat
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I'll be your madam if u like :lol:

[Bren]

will this do you? is it big enough Heat? I made me own.
http://www.hariknetwork.com/users/batart/jelemote.gif

[Bren]

heres an animated one. i thought i'd try.
http://www.hariknetwork.com/users/batart/icon_emb.gifhttp://www.hariknetwork.com/users/batart/icon_emb.gifhttp://www.hariknetwork.com/users/batart/icon_emb.gif

[heat]

Bren - i like the big one :D Quite appropriate :roll:

The Little 'uns look like they have a serious case of sea-sickness.... :P


Dotts - Yeah you can be my madman..er, madam :twisted:

Heat
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[R.]

The Little 'uns look like they have a serious case of sea-sickness.... :PSick? Who's sick? http://www.mlukfc.com/chat/images/hualp.gif

[heat]

The little green ones.....


Heat
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[Shane]

...

[Ben]

:roll:

[Tim]

Wow, what a lot of talking!! Man, no time to catch up, will do it some other time!!

[Bren]

Very funny R !!! :lol:

[Bren]

Think you might be right about the littl'uns Heat!!!

[Bren]

The sun is shinning,

[Bren]

The sky is blue,

[Bren]

My 300th post is now in view!!!! :lol:

[dottie]

My 300th post is now in view!!!! :lol:

My God she's dun it - she's really dun it :!:
Many congratulations Bren :D for u

love dottie
xxxx

[Guppie]

lets see if I can do this too...

Roses are red

[Guppie]

I'm a schizofrenic

[Guppie]

And so am I

[Guppie]

Damn... should be:
roses are red
violets are blue
I'm a schizofrenic
And so am I.

:roll:

[evil nickname]

This

[evil nickname]

isn't

[evil nickname]

so

[evil nickname]

hard

Or was it? Can't remember :-)

[Ben]

Why

[Ben]

Is

[Ben]

Everyone

[Ben]

Post-whoring

[heat]

Because

[heat]

we

[heat]

can.....

[heat]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ben]

Thats

[Ben]

Fine

[Ben]

By

[Ben]

Me

[Ben]

Heat :P

[Bren]

nice of

[Bren]

you to

[Bren]

join in ,Ben :lol:

[Bren]

Hi Dottie,thanks for the congrats on my 300th post.

[Ben]

Hi Bren, congrats on your 310th post!

[Tim]

Wow, Bren the Bat... woman... you are posting like a real Meat Loaf fanclub Member Postwhore... maybe we must change your name in The Postwhore hahaha :lol:

[Bren]

Thankyou Tim! :D

[Tim]

Thankyou Tim! :D

Funny woman!! :lmao:

[Tim]

This offtopic is almost like a chatroom.... Well nice.. you see he, with a good mod, things will be funny around here hahahahah Just kidding!!!

[Bren]

you are a good MOD ,Tim, if an overworked one!!

[meshurp]

i don't..

[meshurp]

i will..

[meshurp]

ever

[meshurp]

make it..

[meshurp]

to a..

[meshurp]

Senior Loafer! :lol:

[meshurp]

oooh look i seem to have developed another bat! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[meshurp]

i wonder where that came from... :lol:

[meshurp]

hi everyone did you know i don't exist?

[heat]

if i

[heat]

can see you...

[meshurp]

if you what?

[heat]

the medication...

[heat]

isn't working :roll:

[meshurp]

never mind!

[heat]

:lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:

[heat]

i thought you were...

[heat]

a figment of my imagination... :P :P :P

[meshurp]

oh but i am.....! :lol:

[heat]

but you is.....so that's ok then :D :D :D :D :D



Heat
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[Ben]

heat where has your picture gone??

[dottie]

Oh Heat were's your're picture - I cann't get through the day unless I see it :lol:

[heat]

My piccies gone????

[heat]

OMG!!!! so it has!!!!

i'll just go rectify it...

[Bren]

your piccies back!!!!

[heat]

ITS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

It's back :mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

Beat me to it eh Heat :lol:

[heat]

i did, hun :P

[Bren]

no i got there first

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sorry Bren.I didn't notice that because we started a new page :lol: .

[heat]

so you did, Bren :oops:

[Keab42]

it seems

[Keab42]

this is

[Keab42]

the way

[Keab42]

to get

[Keab42]

more bats

[Keab42]

does it work?

[Ben]

Yes

[Ben]

it

[Ben]

works

[Ben]

but your

[Ben]

be called

[Ben]

a post-whore

[original sin]

why haven't I

[original sin]

figured this out....

[original sin]

before now....... :oops:

[heat]

i have

[heat]

absolutely

[heat]

no idea :P

[heat]

do you?

[original sin]

no idea....

[original sin]

what so ever :oops:

[original sin]

but will soon...

[original sin]

put things right :devil:

[heat]

i bet

[heat]

you will :twisted: :twisted:

[heat]

BUT!!!!!

[heat]

you still have

[heat]

a helluva way

[heat]

to go before

[heat]

you catch me :P :P :P :P :P


Heat
xxx

[Ben]

well

[Ben]

now

[Ben]

that

[Ben]

you

[Ben]

know

[Ben]

theres

[Ben]

no excuse

[Ben]

is there!!!!

[Ben]

:D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D :P

[Shane]

Like a post whore of hell
I will type when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a post whore of hell
I will TYPE TYPE TYPE
Like a post whore of hell
I will type when the morning comes
When the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining throughooooo
Then like a sinner
Before the gates of heaven
I will type in reply to youuuuuu

BRRRRRRMMMMM!!!!

[Shane]

You typed the words right on to the page
Must have been while you were a post whore
You typed the words right on to the page
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say
You're a post whore
POST WHORE!

[Shane]

I'm talking about
Rock and roll post whore people
Soldiers of post whores
By no other name
I'm talking about
Rock and roll post whore people
Money for post whores
And post whores are GREAAAT!!!

[Shane]

Where the post whores meet the board
Welcome to the post whore world
Used to be posting was a fine hello
Now the post whores meet the board

[Shane]

I wanna post whore out loud
And I won't keep it to myself...

[heat]

What

[heat]

are

[heat]

you

[heat]

like,

[heat]

Shane???? :P

[heat]

POSTWHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


:P :twisted: :P :twisted: :P :twisted: :P :twisted: :P :twisted: :P :twisted: :P :twisted: :P :twisted:

Heat
xxx

[Bren]

Shane :lol:

to be a real Postwhore you should have typed your verses a line at a time. :lol:

[Bren]

Hiya, Heat! how you doing?

[dottie]

Oh yes :D

[dottie]

Oh yes :D :D

[dottie]

Oh yes :D :D :D

[dottie]

Oh yes :D :D :D :D
Ooops forgot I'm not Meg Ran :lol: but a post whore :!:

[Ben]

LOL :D

[Ben]

not long to go now dottie!!

[Ben]

how is it up there on cloud no.9??????? GREAT I BET!

[heat]

I've decided.

[heat]

I Hafta tell you all.

[heat]

I'm a....

[heat]

POSTWHORE :D