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RSG
27 Feb 2009, 23:28
Hello Fred,

My name is Anthony. What is 2 plus 2?

Fred
27 Feb 2009, 23:28
Hello Fred,

My name is Anthony. What is 2 plus 2?

Well hello there!2 plus 2 = 4.

RSG
27 Feb 2009, 23:29
Your face resembles Mr. Bean. Do you know whom that would be?

Fred
27 Feb 2009, 23:29
Your face resembles Mr. Bean. Do you know whom that would be?

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am face resembles Mr.
What were we talking about again?
I know very little about

whom that would be

. What kind of it do you like?

RSG
27 Feb 2009, 23:29
Idiot.

Fred
27 Feb 2009, 23:29
Idiot.

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

RSG
27 Feb 2009, 23:30
I will say just that. Every world should have one.

Fred
27 Feb 2009, 23:30
I will say just that. Every world should have one.

Congratulations.That is a generalization.

RSG
27 Feb 2009, 23:34
What does this say about me?

Fred
27 Feb 2009, 23:34
What does this say about me?

What do you think

this say about him or her

does?

belladonna-took
01 Mar 2009, 01:20
doe, a deer, a female deer?

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 01:20
doe, a deer, a female deer?


Ask me another question.

belladonna-took
01 Mar 2009, 01:20
didn't you like that one?

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 01:20
didn't you like that one?

"
Ask me another question"? Do I like it?

belladonna-took
01 Mar 2009, 01:21
only you know if you like it

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 01:21
only you know if you like it

What about the other ones?

belladonna-took
01 Mar 2009, 01:22
i think they went to the chip shop

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 01:22
i think they went to the chip shop

Why? The anonymous "they".

belladonna-took
01 Mar 2009, 01:22
they're not anonyomous to each other

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 01:22
they're not anonyomous to each other

Do you think they ever could be?

belladonna-took
01 Mar 2009, 01:22
if they get amnesia i suppose

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 01:23
if they get amnesia i suppose

Let's wait and see what they do.

belladonna-took
01 Mar 2009, 01:23
i reckon it will involve chopped fried potatoes, salt and vinegar. This is making me hungry.

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 01:23
i reckon it will involve chopped fried potatoes, salt and vinegar. This is making me hungry.

I have to think about that for a while.You don't say.

belladonna-took
01 Mar 2009, 01:24
you could get me a milkshake. i like strawberry flavour

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 01:24
you could get me a milkshake. i like strawberry flavour

I could but let's get back to that later.A lot of people like that.


Do you like it?
I like .

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 04:01
whats this???

I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.

Fred
01 Mar 2009, 04:01
oh right

Yeah.
I am glad we agree.

duke knooby
02 Apr 2009, 01:52
sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Fred
02 Apr 2009, 01:52
sprechen Sie Deutsch?


That input matched my default category.

RSG
02 Apr 2009, 18:52
do you like the singer meat loaf?

Fred
02 Apr 2009, 18:52
do you like the singer meat loaf?

I'm not sure if I like the singer meat loaf
.
I like computers.

mszee
06 Apr 2009, 21:49
Ok, that was a good laugh...Jonty, you're not fast enough deleting your posts with Fred...:lmao:

Fred
06 Apr 2009, 21:49
Ok, that was a good laugh...Jonty, you're not fast enough deleting your posts with Fred...:lmao:

"Until next time mszee" was a good laugh?I think there might be a few exception.I'm glad you find this amusing.

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:31
Hello Fred !

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:31
Hello Fred !

Hello there MeatGrl1!

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:31
How are you today ?

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:31
How are you today ?

Ah. Everything is going extremely well.

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:32
Glad to hear it.

Do you know what year it is?

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:32
Glad to hear it.

Do you know what year it is?

"Everything is going extremely well"? you are glad to hear it?I'll ask around and get back to you.

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:32
So you don't know what year it is ?

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:32
So you don't know what year it is ?

Interesting deduction. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:33
Mwahahaha !!

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:33
Mwahahaha !!


Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:33
Can be I guess, why do you ask ?

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:33
Can be I guess, why do you ask ?

What if I said it can?

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:34
Not very intellegent are you ?

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:34
Not very intellegent are you ?

Do I look like INTELLEGENT ?

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:34
No !

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:34
No !

I understand.

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:35
Good.

Will you sing me a song ?

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:35
Good.

Will you sing me a song ?

I understand everything you say.Barring any unforseen circumstances.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm).

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:36
Very nice.

Know anything else ?

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:36
Very nice.

Know anything else ?

Thanks, MeatGrl1.Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:36
:rely: !

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:36
:rely: !


Try saying that with more or less context.

MeatGrl1
10 Apr 2009, 23:36
Bye bye Fred

Fred
10 Apr 2009, 23:36
Bye bye Fred

See you later MeatGrl1.

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:07
Hey Fred. I think my girlfriend is crazy.

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:07
Hey Fred. I think my girlfriend is crazy.

You've got my full attention.
"I like computers"? Fred?
You believe that? Do you plan to get married?

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:07
maybe one day.

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:07
maybe one day.

Perhaps. One what?

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:08
one day we might get married.

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:08
one day we might get married.


Do you like we might get married?

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:08
Fred, you idiot. I was talking about me and my girlfriend.

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:08
Fred, you idiot. I was talking about me and my girlfriend.


Try saying that with more or less context.
Sure, me and my girlfriend sounds like a good topic.

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:09
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:09
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole forest.

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:09
Good answer!

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:09
Good answer!

Am I a clever robot or what?

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:10
Half of the time!

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:10
Half of the time!


Can we get back to business?

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:10
Who said it was your business?

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:10
Who said it was your business?

Charlie Parker.
:-)

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:13
everynight a turkey gets laid to meatloaf becuaes you touch yourself at night:)

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:13
everynight a turkey gets laid to meatloaf becuaes you touch yourself at night:)


We have never talked about it before.

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:14
LOL, that was my girlfriend man

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:14
LOL, that was my girlfriend man

I am glad you find this funny. I thought it was too.

RSG
12 Apr 2009, 07:14
robots have a sense of humor?

Fred
12 Apr 2009, 07:14
robots have a sense of humor?

Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot.

Betty
27 Apr 2009, 13:05
how are you today, fred?

Fred
27 Apr 2009, 13:05
how are you today, fred?

Everything is running smoothly.

Betty
27 Apr 2009, 13:06
where do you live actually?

Fred
27 Apr 2009, 13:06
where do you live actually?

I live inside a computer.
Where are you?

Betty
27 Apr 2009, 13:06
theres not much space inside a computer, is there?

Fred
27 Apr 2009, 13:06
theres not much space inside a computer, is there?

There sure is.

Betty
27 Apr 2009, 13:07
ok then

Fred
27 Apr 2009, 13:07
ok then

Alright then.

Betty
27 Apr 2009, 13:08
bye then

Fred
27 Apr 2009, 13:08
bye then

Until next time Betty.

Betty
27 Apr 2009, 13:09
sprichst du deutsch?

Fred
27 Apr 2009, 13:09
sprichst du deutsch?

Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.