The Good Advice Thread [Archive]

AndyK

29 May 2009, 11:52

What's the best advice you've been given?

Don't eat yellow snow?
If you're not in bed by midnight, go home?
Don't listen to advice?

Post your pearls of wisdom here ...

Pudding

29 May 2009, 12:30

Don't pee in the wind
Never kill anything you don't intend to eat
If a little is good then a lot must be better

Wario

29 May 2009, 20:54

Never call your mother "baby"
Dont wear a wet bathing suit all day
Dont go on MLUKFC, it causes beef poisoning

MeatGrl1

30 May 2009, 04:36

If you can't say anything nice then don't say it.

Pudding

30 May 2009, 05:51

If you haven't got a life then go out and create one.

AndyK

30 May 2009, 13:13

If you haven't got a life then go out and create one.

... or three.

mszee

30 May 2009, 18:31

... or three.

Just curious about why only three???

Pudding

30 May 2009, 23:56

Because more than three and you're probably suffering from schizophrenia.

mszee

31 May 2009, 08:35

Because more than three and you're probably suffering from schizophrenia.

Actually, more than one is good enough for that diagnosis...

Pudding

31 May 2009, 10:34

REALLY? well thanks for the heads up :tard:

mszee

31 May 2009, 17:57

REALLY? well thanks for the heads up :tard:

Always happy to help people with their soul searching progress!

Pudding

01 Jun 2009, 01:03

What makes you think I'm searching for a soul :devil:

mszee

01 Jun 2009, 01:18

What makes you think I'm searching for a soul :devil:

Honestly speaking, I fecked up the quote but still tried to make it work...and if it didn't, it's not my fault cause I did try...

And to stay on topic, I don't have a good advice today...just a lousy one for which I shall be crucified if I ever dare to post it...

AndyK

01 Jun 2009, 11:05

If you have a problem, and if no one else can help ... and if you can find them ... Then you can hire "The A Team".

The Flying Mouse

01 Jun 2009, 14:47

:twisted: If you can keep your head while all those around you are losing their's, you obviously don't understand how much shit you're in.

mszee

01 Jun 2009, 15:15

Alright...I'll break down and post mine...

If you're considering having children...buy a dog...

Hypnobabe

01 Jun 2009, 15:18

Zina, I think that's possibly the best advice I've ever been given...

mszee

01 Jun 2009, 15:30

Zina, I think that's possibly the best advice I've ever been given...

However late it is...lol...

Hypnobabe

01 Jun 2009, 15:42

I think I'd add to it:

If you're thinking of having someone else's children, have yourself committed until you come to your senses... :roll:

mszee

01 Jun 2009, 16:23

I think I'd add to it:

If you're thinking of having someone else's children, have yourself committed until you come to your senses... :roll:

I thought long and hard about this and I came to a conclusion that they are always someone else's children for women...we still didn't learn how to cross-pollinate...more the pity...in any event...advice is sound enough regardless...

Sarahdk23

01 Jun 2009, 16:56

Never throw stone, if you live in a glass house...:-)

Evil One

01 Jun 2009, 18:09

Don't piss in the bath. You never know when you might need to get in.

Pudding

01 Jun 2009, 23:30

:twisted: If you can keep your head while all those around you are losing their's, you obviously don't understand how much shit you're in.

I like that one :))

If you're considering having children...buy a dog...

Thankfully I never bought a dog, as I like my kids.

mszee

01 Jun 2009, 23:40

I like that one :))

Thankfully I never bought a dog, as I like my kids.

See above...that's what I meant by crucified...lol...you're definitely a minority...on the other hand...your kids are still little...

Pudding

02 Jun 2009, 01:55

I like being a minority, it means I'm not a sheep and follow the crowd.
I'll take the rough with the smooth, that's what being a parent is all about in my eyes, a dog will never be a substitue for a kid, well not one of mine anyway.

duke knooby

02 Jun 2009, 01:58

I like being a minority, it means I'm not a sheep and follow the crowd.

which is a lucky coincidence... as theres enough sheep in new zealand already

last thing they need is more sheep

mszee

02 Jun 2009, 02:00

which is a lucky coincidence... as theres enough sheep in new zealand already

last thing they need is more sheep

Jonty...I am eating cashews...just be gentle cause I am choking...:lmao:

Monstro

03 Jun 2009, 01:57

Jonty...I am eating cashews...just be gentle cause I am choking...:lmao:

Take that quote on it's own and the mind boggles!!!!! :D

RadioMaster

03 Jun 2009, 09:55

Dont have anyone tell you what you can or cant do....you damn well know best yourself.

Pudding

03 Jun 2009, 11:16

That sounds like advice coming from someone who's been a naughty boy and told off by his Mummy ;)

angelica

04 Jun 2009, 01:39

A rolling stone gathers no moss

Pudding

04 Jun 2009, 01:55

A rolling stone gathers no moss

Really?, so what's this on Mick Jaggers chin?

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