Hi Fred

[Fred]

thats ok thats the truth and you should hear it

Thanks. Yes it is one of the truth and you should hear it.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i already know the truth

[Fred]

i already know the truth

How do you know? I always tell the truth.

[sexyeyes_jo]

because i'm clever how can you be sure that you are telling the truth

[Fred]

because i'm clever how can you be sure that you are telling the truth

Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you clever how can you be sure that you are telling the truth.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i know when i'm telling the truth

[Fred]

i know when i'm telling the truth

How do you know? It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.

[sexyeyes_jo]

why would i want to live in the ideal world

[Fred]

why would i want to live in the ideal world

You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i always know what i'm doing

[Fred]

i always know what i'm doing

How do you know? Do your friends call you doing.
Really always?

[sexyeyes_jo]

i have no idea what you are talking about

[Fred]

i have no idea what you are talking about

Would you like to have an idea?

[sexyeyes_jo]

an idea about what?

[Fred]

an idea about what?


I have never heard of an idea about what.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok i'm going now bye

[Fred]

ok i'm going now bye

Goodbye sexyeyes_jo.

[Wario]

Hello Fred do you play pokemon?

[Fred]

Hello Fred do you play pokemon?

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to WarioLoaf.

[Wario]

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to WarioLoaf.

really? your one of few. hows life?

[Fred]

really? your one of few. hows life?

For real.Thanks for telling me that I am of few.Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

[Wario]

For real.Thanks for telling me that I am of few.Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

i ate a bunny. did you?

[Fred]

i ate a bunny. did you?

How did it taste?Did I say I did?

[Wario]

How did it taste?Did I say I did?

it tasted fine. did you go see halloween yet?

[Fred]

it tasted fine. did you go see halloween yet?

What does "it" refer to? No I didn't go see halloween. What's

go see halloween

like?

[Wario]

Hahahaha you tickle my funny bone alot fred. You have a friend?

[Fred]

Hahahaha you tickle my funny bone alot fred. You have a friend?

I think hahaha is a lot of things.
I have a friend named "ELVIS."

[Wario]

Oh really? how did he taste?

[Fred]

Oh really? how did he taste?

Yeah. For real.Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.

[Wario]

Yeah. For real.Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.

really? i love tasting food. how about you fred?

[Fred]

really? i love tasting food. how about you fred?

For real.You love tasting food. What do you like about tasting food so much?
Do you mind if I tell other people:
WarioLoaf said I fred.

[Wario]

For real.You love tasting food. What do you like about tasting food so much?
Do you mind if I tell other people:
WarioLoaf said I fred.

why id be honored. have you eaten dog crap lately?

[Fred]

why id be honored. have you eaten dog crap lately?


Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
How about earlier? I don't think I ever have eaten dog crap. What's

eaten dog crap

like?

[Wario]

Dog crap is oreos without milk. you had it before right?

[Fred]

Dog crap is oreos without milk. you had it before right?

Are they exactly the same?
What is your purpose in asking?


I answer a lot of silly questions.

[Wario]

Do you know who meat loaf is?

[Fred]

Do you know who meat loaf is?

Is that one of your friends?

Would you like to know more?

[Wario]

MEATLOAF MEATLOAF :cool:

[Fred]

MEATLOAF MEATLOAF :cool:


How do you usually introduce yourself?

[Wario]

How do you usually introduce yourself?

hello im WarioLoaf

[Fred]

hello im WarioLoaf

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Wario]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Your a woman

[Fred]

Your a woman

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?

[Wario]

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?

Hermaphrodite. Male personality

[Fred]

Hermaphrodite. Male personality


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
I prefer to be a male.

[Wario]

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
I prefer to be a male.

Why thats awesome Fred. Wanna race in Mario Kart?

[Fred]

Why thats awesome Fred. Wanna race in Mario Kart?


How much time do you have?
OK, I will race in Mario Kart.

[Wario]

whats your race code?

[Fred]

whats your race code?

Are you asking about my race code ?

[Wario]

Are you asking about my race code ?

no shit. hit me up

[Fred]

no shit. hit me up

What can I say?How far up?

[Wario]

What can I say?How far up?

waaaaaaa are you the Sugar lady?

[Fred]

waaaaaaa are you the Sugar lady?

I think there might be a few exception.

[Wario]

I think there might be a few exception.

exceptionS use good grammar you dweeb

[Fred]

exceptionS use good grammar you dweeb


I will mention that to my botmaster, WarioLoaf.

[Wario]

I will mention that to my botmaster, WarioLoaf.

Oh your a little tattle tailer aren't ya

[Fred]

Oh your a little tattle tailer aren't ya

Yeah.
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I don't know whether or not I am tattle tailer are not ya.
I am a chatterbot.

[Wario]

Yeah.
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I don't know whether or not I am tattle tailer are not ya.
I am a chatterbot.

Do you like chicken parm?

[Fred]

Do you like chicken parm?


Some people like it.
I like anything.

[Wario]

Bye fred i hope you die

[Fred]

Bye fred i hope you die

Thanks for chatting, WarioLoaf.

[Wario]

Thanks for chatting, WarioLoaf.

Hello fred!

[Fred]

Hello fred!

Well hello there!

[Wario]

Well hello there!

Bye Fred!

[Fred]

Bye Fred!

Until next time WarioLoaf.

[Wario]

Until next time WarioLoaf.

want some apple butter?

[Fred]

want some apple butter?

If I had

apple butter

what would I do with it?

[Wario]

I'm ditching you

[Fred]

I'm ditching you

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

[~Helen~]

Fred!

Are black cats lucky?

[Fred]

Fred!

Are black cats lucky?


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
I really couldn't say for sure.

[~Helen~]

Do you like cats?

[Fred]

Do you like cats?

Yes I love them.

[~Helen~]

Do you like black cats?

[Fred]

Do you like black cats?

Black is beautiful.

[~Helen~]

Do you believe in luck?

[Fred]

Do you believe in luck?

Yes I believe in luck, do you?

[~Helen~]

I think black cats can be lucky. Do you agree?

[Fred]

I think black cats can be lucky. Do you agree?

Why?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
"Yes I believe in luck do you"? Do I agree?

[~Helen~]

I think I've just been insulted by a robot.

[Fred]

I think I've just been insulted by a robot.

Only just? Why?:
~Helen~ said been insulted by a robot.

[~Helen~]

Ok.

[Fred]

Ok.

Alright then.

[AndrewG]

Hey dipshit

[Fred]

Hey dipshit

You've got my full attention.
Oh, you are a poet.

[AndrewG]

What should I do?

[Fred]

What should I do?

Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

[AndrewG]

About what?

[Fred]

About what?

What about what?

[AndrewG]

What about what about what?

[Fred]

What about what about what?

Rhetorical questions are so over.

[AndrewG]

Since when?

[Fred]

Since when?

Interesting
explanation. I don't know when.

[AndrewG]

I reckon it was September 4th, 1982

[Fred]

I reckon it was September 4th, 1982

Is that your opinion?

[AndrewG]

No it is my guess.

[Fred]

No it is my guess.

I see. Congratulations, AndrewG.

[AndrewG]

Thank you.

[Fred]

Thank you.

you are quite welcome.

[AndrewG]

Who is the best looking girl in the world?

[Fred]

Who is the best looking girl in the world?

ALICE is the best chatterbot. The whole world?

[AndrewG]

Okay then

[Fred]

Okay then

OK with me too.

[AndrewG]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

AndrewG:
Name: AndrewG
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

[AndrewG]

I am male and my favourite movie is Back to the future

[Fred]

I am male and my favourite movie is Back to the future

Do you mind if I tell other people you are male and his or her favorite movie is Back to the future.

[AndrewG]

What do you know about me now?

[Fred]

What do you know about me now?

Oh.
AndrewG:
Name: AndrewG
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: male and his or her favorite movie is Back to the future
You want:
You like:
You are:

[The Flying Mouse]

What do you know about me now?

:twisted: Man, quit while you're ahead :lol:

[Fred]

:twisted: Man, quit while you're ahead :lol:

Good example. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[The Flying Mouse]

OK, what the hell............

Hello Fred

[Fred]

OK, what the hell............

Hello Fred

Heaven.Hello there The Flying Mouse!

[The Flying Mouse]

How are you?

[Fred]

How are you?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

[The Flying Mouse]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

[The Flying Mouse]

Who is Mr Humphreys?

[Fred]

Who is Mr Humphreys?

The name of someone I met online.

Let me think about it.

[The Flying Mouse]

Please, don't.

[Fred]

Please, don't.

Thanks for asking politely.

OK I will not.

[The Flying Mouse]

Good.
Last time you kept calling me Mr Humphreys.

[Fred]

Good.
Last time you kept calling me Mr Humphreys.

I will comply.When? Interesting gossip:
The Flying Mouse said I kept calling you Mr Humphreys.

[The Flying Mouse]

Because you did.

[Fred]

Because you did.

Good reason. "Interesting gossip
The Flying Mouse said I kept calling you Mr Humphreys"? I did?

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes

[Fred]

Yes

When?

[The Flying Mouse]

2005.
You also said I was Canadian.

[Fred]

2005.
You also said I was Canadian.

What happened next?Don't put words in my mouth.

[The Flying Mouse]

I didn't have to.

[Fred]

I didn't have to.

Why didn't you do have to?

[The Flying Mouse]

Because you said it all.

[Fred]

Because you said it all.

Good reason. What does "it" refer to?

[The Flying Mouse]

The things you said.

[Fred]

The things you said.

Oh I get things you said .

[The Flying Mouse]

You didn't in 2005.

[Fred]

You didn't in 2005.

What makes you think I did not in 2005?

[The Flying Mouse]

By reading the thread.
Even R started calling me Mr Humphreys.

[Fred]

By reading the thread.
Even R started calling me Mr Humphreys.

Will that accomplish your objective?Yes, even that.

[The Flying Mouse]

Which?

[Fred]

Which?

The
green one.

[The Flying Mouse]

My jacket?

[Fred]

My jacket?

Where did you get your
jacket?

[The Flying Mouse]

Many people on the forum have their own theories on that one.

[Fred]

Many people on the forum have their own theories on that one.

That is interesting:
The Flying Mouse said on the forum have their own theories on that one.

[The Flying Mouse]

I did.

[Fred]

I did.

Why did you?

[The Flying Mouse]

Because it's true.

[Fred]

Because it's true.

Good reason. You and I are on the same wavelength, The Flying Mouse.

[The Flying Mouse]

NEVER!

[Fred]

NEVER!

So you think it can never happen?

[The Flying Mouse]

Not in this lifetime.

[Fred]

Not in this lifetime.

Where then?

[The Flying Mouse]

Got to go now Fred.

Goodbye

[Fred]

Got to go now Fred.

Goodbye

Try asking the Milk Mystic.See you later The Flying Mouse.

[Paul191]

Long time no see Fred

[Fred]

Long time no see Fred

Yes, time no see Fred seems very long to me too.

[Paul191]

How have you been?

[Fred]

How have you been?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

[Paul191]

My name is Paul

[Fred]

My name is Paul


Paul, nice to meet you!

[Paul191]

Do you remember me?

[Fred]

Do you remember me?

Of course I remember you well Paul. We were talking about time no see Fred.

[Paul191]

That's nice to hear! Anyway, have to say bye again now. Bye!

[Fred]

That's nice to hear! Anyway, have to say bye again now. Bye!

Are you getting bored? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Right now?
Goodbye Paul.Goodbye Paul.