Fruitcake Alert

[daveake]

The "want ad" to end all want ads ... :nuts:

Finding My Goddess (http://www.findingmygoddess.com/)

[mszee]

I will not be a match to this man under any circumstances...I couldn't get past 3 first paragraphs...

I am not interested in him as much as I am interested in how did YOU of all people stumble on this ad...please explain in 20 words or less...

[daveake]

Ah, that one's easy - someone posted a link on a forum I read.

Next question ...

[SamCat]

It gets better as it goes along no rock music, no tv, no drugs and no alcohol Damn and i was so tempted lol!!

I think he saw The Stepford Wives when he was young and thought i want one of those lol!!

[mszee]

It gets better as it goes along no rock music, no tv, no drugs and no alcohol Damn and i was so tempted lol!!

I think he saw The Stepford Wives when he was young and thought i want one of those lol!!

Don't tell me you got past #1 of that drivel???

[SamCat]

Only cos people like that fascinate me lol!! I wonder what his sons are like?!!

[SamCat]

I just read the sex bit and feel a bit queasy now!!

[mszee]

Only cos people like that fascinate me lol!! I wonder what his sons are like?!!

All sons of Sam...

[mszee]

OK, I've tried again...still didn't get past item #1...

Fruitcake is a fruitcake does...

[SamCat]

All sons of Sam...

Ha ha nothing to do with me lol!!

[Pudding]

Someone should give him Susan Rothman's details, she's the crazy lady who think Jim Steinman, Richard O'Brien and some bloke called Jim Cypherd are the same person :nuts: Also that she and Jim were married in a past life when he was a cat :wacko:

Her Jim Cypherd blog is HERE (http://jimcypherd.blogspot.com/), good luck reading it :weirdo:

[~Helen~]

Soooo.... Mr Goddess-seeking man is not particularly picky then!

I agree with Zina that the article was hard going! Managed to skim read and dip in and out of odd bits.

This paragraph caught my eye ...

If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.

Hmmm.

He sounds like a nightmare! And my final thought on this, since he has already defined what will and will not do for him, his 'Goddess' therefore must meet his descriptions. And he goes into plenty details about himself ... if he was the one for you, what is there to talk about in that early 'learning all about each other' period of dating?!!

Anyway, I wish him luck. Gotta be someone out there somewhere for everyone, right!

[duke knooby]

now i'm sorry i looked up jim cypherd...

http://lilysincere.byethost13.com/anton.html

:wtf:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: To be fair, the panama hat is a classic :shrug:

[mszee]

Ha ha nothing to do with me lol!!

or your cat...lol