View Full Version : Ask a stupid question! (Meat Loaf style)
RadioMaster
16 Aug 2009, 01:10
alright, this is a game played on many forums:
Someone asks a stupid question about ML and the next person tries to come up with an answer even more stupid.
For example:
Q) What is 'that', that he wont do for love?
A) riding a flying carpet into the nearest walmart and get the lady some flowers!
got it?
ready?
Q) Why does he call himself meatloaf?
daveake
16 Aug 2009, 01:28
Q) Why does he call himself meatloaf?
A) Because his real name is Atom Flea, but he has been dyslexic since an unfortunate accident at school when he tripped over a banana skin and hit his head on a desk.
Q) Is meatloaf Pavarotti's nephew?
A: Yes, they both love egg salad
Q: Is Batman Meat Loaf in Disguise?
RadioMaster
16 Aug 2009, 10:09
A) Nope, that's Jim Steinman. He actually intended to write an autobiographical musical on this matter.
Q) Why does he always shake while singing?
daveake
16 Aug 2009, 11:16
A) Meat once had an incident with a badly wired microphone at a concert in the pouring rain. The resulting electric shock made his arm convulse, but he found that this improved his vibrato, so thereafter he requested that his microphones were always wired this way. Of course, following his heart operation a few years ago the doctors told him that this practice cannot continue, so these days he uses a radio mike fashioned from a sex toy. It's a little-known fact that when he goes off stage for a "rest", it's actually to change the batteries.
Q) Is it true that Meat is addicted to donuts?
A) Meat once had an incident with a badly wired microphone at a concert in the pouring rain. The resulting electric shock made his arm convulse, but he found that this improved his vibrato, so thereafter he requested that his microphones were always wired this way. Of course, following his heart operation a few years ago the doctors told him that this practice cannot continue, so these days he uses a radio mike fashioned from a sex toy. It's a little-known fact that when he goes off stage for a "rest", it's actually to change the batteries.
Q) Is it true that Meat is addicted to donuts?
A: No. he likes barbies
Q: what type of underwear does meat loaf wear?
RadioMaster
16 Aug 2009, 15:21
A) he usually buys a big hunk of meatloaf, pokes two holes in it and wears around his waist.
Q) What's his real name?
A: Danny Devito
Q: what did he say when he ran into Abraham Lincoln?
RadioMaster
16 Aug 2009, 15:58
A: "So.......about those slaves....."
Q: Why is his (new) username cowboy?
daveake
16 Aug 2009, 16:02
A: Because he'll be playing banjo on the new album.
Q: Why was his (old) username Fire Ball?
A: Because he'll be playing banjo on the new album.
Q: Why was his (old) username Fire Ball?
A: Cause he burned his crotch during frying pan
Q: Does meat love potato heads?
RadioMaster
16 Aug 2009, 17:10
A) Nope, he prefers their feet.
Q) Why does he sing BOOH at every concert?
A) Nope, he prefers their feet.
Q) Why does he sing BOOH at every concert?
a: it wasn“t meat, mick jagger sings booh at every concert.
q: is meat married?
Hi hidi A yes meat loaf is married
q dose meat loaf have a favorite song and album that he has recorded over the years
Yes. It's the sound of music soundtrack.
Can Meat Loaf really drink boiling water and ~~~~ ice cubes?
daveake
16 Aug 2009, 20:52
Yes. It's the sound of music soundtrack.
Can Meat Loaf really drink boiling water and ~~~~ ice cubes?
A: No, it's the other way round.
Q: Is it true that one of the mlukfc moderators is actually Meat Loaf in disguise?
No, All of them are except Neil and RJ who are really kermit the frog and a slug respectively.
Will Meat's attempt to waterski up the Amazon earn him the place in the rock and roll hall of fame that he deserves?
daveake
16 Aug 2009, 21:12
A: Yes, but only if Jim is also successful in his attempt to be the first person to achieve Earth orbit without the use of a spacecraft.
Q: Is it true that if you play the original Bat album backwards at 78rpm, a genie comes out of the record player and offers you 3 bat-related wishes?
howlerformeatloaf
16 Aug 2009, 22:28
A: Yes the genie comes out but you have to grant him three wishes instead.
Q: Does Meat Loaf wear underwear or not during his concerts?
daveake
16 Aug 2009, 22:37
A: He does, but then keeps said underwear unwashed as a special gift for a selected individual at the next Meat 'n' Greet
Q: Is it true that Meat has entered the 110m hurdles in the London Olympics?
A: He does, but then keeps said underwear unwashed as a special gift for a selected individual at the next Meat 'n' Greet
Q: Is it true that Meat has entered the 110m hurdles in the London Olympics?
A: No, your mixing him up with Tina Turner
Q: When was the last time you saw meat eat cheese?
Can Meat Loaf really drink boiling water and ~~~~ ice cubes?
OFF TOPIC: Live at the bottom line 1985 All Revved Up Reference AHOY!
RadioMaster
17 Aug 2009, 09:50
A: in march 1979. I've incindently met him in a McDonalds in south east asia. He actually ordered a triple hamburger, but a fatal mistake lead to him getting a triple cheaseburger. :shock:
Q: Why is there no song 'Welcome to the Neighbourhood' on the album of the same title?
A Because it was hounded out of the neighbourhood and not made to feel welcome at all.
Q Does Meat have a pair of dice haning from his rearview mirror that when viewed by the dashboard light look bigger than they really are?
OFF TOPIC: Live at the bottom line 1985 All Revved Up Reference AHOY!
Actually it was a reference to Meat in Harrogate in 1984, but you wouldn't have been born then so wouldn't know that :P
RadioMaster
17 Aug 2009, 12:14
A: nope, he has a pair of BOOH CDs hanging there.
Q: Is it true that he played big breat bob in fight club only because that was the only we hed ever get to touch boobs?
allrevvedup
17 Aug 2009, 12:34
No but in between takes he kept singing to Ed Norton
"We're gonna go all the way tonight, we're gonna go all the way tonight's the night"
was there a dead ringer for Meat Loaf, actually singing Dead Ringer for Love on the album?
RadioMaster
17 Aug 2009, 12:51
no, they tried to use one but the dead horse stank so much that they went with a dead singer instead. It's a little known fact that Elvis Presley contributed to the DR album in 81 that way.
why is Meat Loaf/meatloaf two words??
Hypnobabe
17 Aug 2009, 12:54
It's not, it's actually 8 words, all squashed together really close...
How many pairs of socks does Meat own?
allrevvedup
17 Aug 2009, 17:11
He actually only owns 1 sock, wearing on his right foot for Monday, Tuesday, friday and Saturday and on the left for the rest of the week.
Is it true that Meat Loaf wants to be the first man to land on Mars?
Absolutly. Get a No1 album there and you've made it!
Q. is it true that he was once a vegetarian?
It's false, this story originated in an interview the Guardian Arts section, in true Guardian style it was a typo, and referred to Meat's time shortly after leaving high school when (not knowing what he wnated to do with his life) he spent 18 months as a vegetable. A cauliflower to be precise.
Can Meat really play the banjo?
RadioMaster
17 Aug 2009, 18:02
yes. infact he is the only person in the united states who can. That is the way he earns most of his money these days: Going around studios and arenas and playing everywhere an artist needs a banjo.
What 'couldnt he have said better himself'?
The Flying Mouse
17 Aug 2009, 19:04
:twisted: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
But then it was argued that he could indeed have said Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch better, and that's when the fight started betweem those who thought his saying of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch was shit, those who thought it was his most exciting Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch yet, and those who thought that this particular Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch would have been better written by another sign writter :panic:
Not to mention the people who want to know why he doesn't say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in public more often, and what it sounds like when he does.
Is it true that Meat has the banana phone ring tone on his mobile?
False, its the oscar myer tune. easy mistake.
did meat ever get beaten up by a panda?
The Flying Mouse
17 Aug 2009, 19:54
:twisted: No.
He actually beat up a member of Westlife while disguised as a Pandy.
What matchstick model does Meat Loaf have on his toilet window ledge?
Burgess Meridith
What does meat think of when he hears the name warioloaf?
The Flying Mouse
17 Aug 2009, 20:30
:twisted: Poll.
What colour is Meat's fav jumper?
Anything but green ... he hates green and those who wear it.
Where does Meat throw the peel from an orange?
The Flying Mouse
17 Aug 2009, 22:15
:twisted: He doesn't.
He keeps it all to scare passing children with his Godfather impressions.
Why is there not more kazoo on Meat's recordings?
RadioMaster
17 Aug 2009, 23:12
Burgess Meridith
totally off topic:
I just watched Rocky and came across that name in the credits (for the first time in my life). Five minutes later I go online and it posted in this thread.
spooky.....:yikes:
:twisted: He doesn't.
He keeps it all to scare passing children with his Godfather impressions.
Why is there not more kazoo on Meat's recordings?
Cause Jabba the Hutt ate it
Why didn't Meat play Frankinfurter
totally off topic:
I just watched Rocky and came across that name in the credits (for the first time in my life). Five minutes later I go online and it posted in this thread.
spooky.....:yikes:
Meridith also mickey in Rocky
He actually did play Frank, in fact the role of Eddie was played by Tim Curry. They both had severe identity crisises after the time warp!
Why doesn't Meat fly coach?
allrevvedup
18 Aug 2009, 09:52
cause he'll do anything for love but he won't do that (:roll:)
Is it true that Meat Loaf really invented the lean mean grilling machine before they put George Foreman's name on it?
It's true that Meat invented it, whilst it looks like George Foreman's name it's actually Meats signature. All those fans who have the words "Meat Loaf" written in his handwriting don't actually have his autograph.
Does Meat really believe that nothing is taboo?
RadioMaster
18 Aug 2009, 10:33
nothing, except for doing "that"
Did he acutally eat that tuna surprise dish?
allrevvedup
18 Aug 2009, 12:24
No he gave it to a homeless man outside the studio and also gave him £10 as a nice gesture.
That man spent that £10 on a 25/1 outsider in the 3.40 at york which romped home, wheeled and dealed a little and now has enough money to run as a candidate for the next mayor of London.
Is it true that it was really Meat Loaf who rescued the journalists in North Korea recently and not Bill Clinton?
It is indeed, when Meat's not cooking, recording, touring, twittering, acting or playing in celebrity golf tournaments he is the full complement of the US Navy SEALS.
Which would Meat prefer: A piece of the action, the future with a modern girl or it to quit?
allrevvedup
18 Aug 2009, 14:14
I think given the recent videos on twitter he would prefer a piece of the action.
If you want to count action as rob cavallo's cooking that is.
Are the rumours true that Meat was due to star as Hell Boy instead of Ron Pearlman,but they were going to rename the character Bat Out Of Hell Boy?
Yes it was true but it is a bit of a stretch of the imaginagtion to refer to Meat as a 'Boy' and Bat out of Hell OAP doesn't have the same ring to it!
Is it true tha Meat is considering wearing the wig from the 3Bats tour permenantly in order to cover up his increasingly thinning hair?
Yes it was true but it is a bit of a stretch of the imaginagtion to refer to Meat as a 'Boy' and Bat out of Hell OAP doesn't have the same ring to it!
Is it true tha Meat is considering wearing the wig from the 3Bats tour permenantly in order to cover up his increasingly thinning hair?
False, he will shave it all off and get a boob job to mimic britanny spears
What did Meat like to play with as a teenager?
allrevvedup
19 Aug 2009, 12:27
Meat spent many a night creating the rubix cube, but when he went to patent it, they wouldn't accept the name "Meat Loaf Cube". He considered calling it stock cube but found that Oxo patented this in 1970.
Therefore Rubix patented it in 1974.
Is it true that Meat gets all his best ideas for shows while skydiving?
Hypnobabe
19 Aug 2009, 16:09
Yes, naked.
Is it true that in Meat's world, the rainbow actually has eight colours?
Yes, naked.
Is it true that in Meat's world, the rainbow actually has eight colours?
False, only two: Purple and yellow (get it?)
Does meat Like Diaper Rash?
RadioMaster
19 Aug 2009, 16:59
nope, he prefers indian food :))
why did Meat copy Neil's and my outfit for the 2007 tour??
nope, he prefers indian food :))
why did Meat copy Neil's and my outfit for the 2007 tour??
Because he wanted to dress in drag
Why is Meat the spokesperson for Cheerios?
allrevvedup
19 Aug 2009, 19:16
It is because he lost a fight with Tony the Tiger, the winner got to be the face of Frosties. Unbelievable as it may seem Tony made him submit and say I quit, but then he did twist the knee that Meat has had numerous operations on...and after the fight Meat was heard to shout out "Did I Say That" to anyone that would listen.
Is it true that Meat Loaf was a Dancing extra in the Britney Spears video "hit me baby one more time"?
Yes, it's a good S&M video...
Is it true that Meat religiously reads this thread and thinks...WTF???
The Flying Mouse
19 Aug 2009, 21:39
:twisted: No.
He reads this thread and wonders why he never thought to ask other people these questions.
Does Meat loaf?
:twisted: No.
He reads this thread and wonders why he never thought to ask other people these questions.
Does Meat loaf?
No he meat pies.
Is it true Meat sang Masculine at Neil's birthday party?
RadioMaster
20 Aug 2009, 10:39
nope. He spotted neils haircut and at the very moment he forgot all the words to the song and came up with a new song called 'feminine' right at the spot.
Why does Meat never do any Michael Jackson covers at his shows?
Because they wouldn't actually be covers. Meat co-wrote them and recorded the originals with Lemmy from Motorhead.
Meat sings that Heaven can wait, but what keeps Meat waiting?
A - He has to find a way to break out of hell
Q - Why did Meat cut his hair ?
allrevvedup
20 Aug 2009, 12:33
On christmas eve 1997 three former barbers appeared as visions in a dream for Meat and warned him that he had to cut his hair or he would be made to work with Tom Dowd and Frank Farian for the rest of his natural life.
In a panic, Meat immediately began to pull the hair out by himself.
Has Meat ever killed someone because they didn't come back?
meat killed barry m . for ruining jim steinman read em and weep;);)
allrevvedup
21 Aug 2009, 09:51
yeah but somehow in the midst of the beating his nose survived and they cloned him from that
When Meat sang Clap Your hands, what happened to those who didn't Clap their hands?
He ATE THEIR FACES
When meat sang surf's up at royal albert hall back in '06, did he eat a taco during the guitar solo?
A- Actually it was pancakes with maplesirup, toasts and a big cup of coffee : when he skips breakfast in the morning he has to eat it at night.
Q- We know Meat loves France as he keeps frenchkissing Patti in each and any show. So how come he doesn't have a french manucure ?
allrevvedup
21 Aug 2009, 12:40
because judging by his songs he needs a womancure
Is it true that Meat Loaf has never actually entered a recording studio and that because he is so loud and clear, he just stays at home by his front door and sings from there...while causing minor tremors across the United States?
It is indeed true, which is why BBIS is not considered Meat's strongest album, as it was recorded in Germany and England and Meat was in the US.
Is Meat ever sure about the girl?
A - No. But he is never sure about the colour of his socks -because he can't see 'em properly while looking down*-, so it doesn't mean anything.
Q - What's happening when the rubber hits the road ?
*Meat is colorblind, what where you thinkin' of ?
A - No. But he is never sure about the colour of his socks -because he can't see 'em properly while looking down*-, so it doesn't mean anything.
Q - What's happening when the rubber hits the road ?
*Meat is colorblind, what where you thinkin' of ?
A - Pep Boys Humping Route 66
Q - Is priscilla the name of Meat's pet penguin?
allrevvedup
21 Aug 2009, 18:58
no it's his gerbil...its big brother can drive around in a van though.
Has meat ever gotten into trouble for being all revved up with no place to go?
False, he got in trouble for crying out loud
Did Meat's pet pizza die of starvation or cancer?
starvation.
Why wasn't there a spice girl sequel starring meat as the pilot, rather than a bus driver.
allrevvedup
23 Aug 2009, 12:57
There was a script called Spice Girls in Space, with Meat as the captain of a ship not unlike the Starship Enterprise.
However, problems arose when the script was only two pages and called for Meat to fly the craft directly towards the sun, before switching to auto pilot and using the only escape pod to get back to earth.
This left the Spice Girls stranded on the ship, with no means of escape.
Personally I thought it sounded great and would've nominated it for an oscar.
Is it true that Meat was supposed to be the first man to walk on the moon?
wolfy35
23 Aug 2009, 14:04
Yes Meat was there a week before Armstrong for a concert but cancelled it due to poor accoustics.
Is it true that Justin Timberlake is Meat and Britney Spears lovechild?
RadioMaster
23 Aug 2009, 16:36
that is common misbelief. He was actually the first person to do the moonwalk. But when he was visiting the house of a family called Jackson back in the early 70s they drugged him to ferget about it and Michael Jackson sold it as an idea of his own.
Is it true that at one point Meat was supposed to be Freddie Mercury's replacement for Queen?
wolfy35
23 Aug 2009, 17:44
NO, It is not well known but Freddie Mercury was actually a puppet operated by Orville. Just before filming the video to "I want to break free" the puppet tore and Meat stepped in and appeared in the video in drag in place of the puppet.
Is it true that the break between BOOH and BOOH2 was so long because Meat served time in prison for fulfilling his threat to kill you if you dont come back?
No, it was because he was breeding baby elephants in Africa...
Is it true that Meat sleeps with his old Tebby Bear?
Is it true that Meat sleeps with his old Tebby Bear?
You got a cold Zina? :))
No, it's false. Meat never sleeps, he's too busy ensuring the world continues to revolve around him for such trivialities.
Has Meat got the kind of mind that does less than think?
Hypnobabe
24 Aug 2009, 16:31
No, it's a common misconception, Meat's mind is actually so powerful that it's the sole computing power behind every Cray supercomputer on the planet, and still only uses 2% of it's full computing power.
Is it true that Meat actually prefers old-fashioned girls to modern ones?
Only if they're called Martha.
When Meat sang that he got away with it all in Alive, what exactly was it he got away with?
(Sorry, my sense of humor left me as did my back - what was that about cold????
Being really R. and banning everybody for one hour every night...
Is it true that Meat usually sun bathes nude on most of the beaches in Spain?
Yes. Then afterwards he goes to taco bell
Did Meat once date mrs. potato head?
wolfy35
24 Aug 2009, 18:31
Yes but only when Mr Potato head was away filming Toy Story
Is it true that Steinman used a video of Meat doing the Lambada as inspiration when he wrote Dance in my pants?
Yes and the video can still be found on youtube if you look carefully enough!
What animal does Meat want to come back as in his next life?
The Flying Mouse
26 Aug 2009, 15:09
:twisted: Anything that is made out of Meat.
Who is Meat's fav Batman villan?
wolfy35
26 Aug 2009, 17:41
Until recently he said it was Penguin but then he found out that was a man that looked like the animal and not the Chocolate Biscuit. Now he likes The Riddler because he looks like John Parr
Is it true that despite many interviews suggesting otherwise Meat's favourite gum flavour is really Strawberry Hubba Bubba
sexyeyes_jo
26 Aug 2009, 22:23
yeah its just a different colour than to what strawberry gum looks like
why did meat use the moving chair in the video to anything for love for?
wolfy35
27 Aug 2009, 02:50
Thats the beauty of imaginative camera angles. Meat's chair did not move as we all know the world revolves around Meat so the chair stayed still and the room moved.
Is it true that John Micelli is really allergic to drumsticks and he just mimes while Jimmie Krankee plays for real backstage?
I thought I was the only one knowing that !
Actually John's allergic to wood, so since he is using rubber stick he is doing much better on stage.
And it so much better for the neighbours !
Speaking of the band : Where is the Neverland Express going ? (and who's drivin') ?
RadioMaster
02 Sep 2009, 12:05
it's going to neverland obviously, with only Michael Jackson on board :))
What happened to Meat's fake boobs from Fight Club?
They were turned into a junior mod for this site :))
How many guitar chords can Meat play?
daveake
02 Sep 2009, 13:12
None, but in his next movie he will play a character called "Major Chord".
Is it true that Meat's collection of pets now includes a family of slugs?
It was true, but they were the surprise ingredient in Meat's Tuna surprise.
Does Meat own a back pack?
daveake
02 Sep 2009, 13:34
He does indeed, and here it is:
http://www.lujofashion.co.uk/ekmps/shops/lujos/images/demonia-black-coffin-backpack-with-bat-46641-p.jpg
However, having been impressed with "someone else's" backpack and artwork, he has commisioned this person to design and make him a custom backpack.
Is it true that Meat is planning to have a sex change prior to his entry into the next Olympics as as shot-putter?
wolfy35
03 Sep 2009, 22:51
It was true but after the success of the South African runner he is only going to wear a thong and hope that distracts the judges enough to get through.
Is it true that Meat's alter ego is Julian Clary
Yes, it's true. But he became Julian after he decided that Dame Edna was beginning to show her age!
Is it true that Meats favuorite past time is sorting his stamp collection into alphabetical order?
Yes. He files them all under S.
Did Meat say that?
wolfy35
04 Sep 2009, 12:52
NO it was incorrectly reported on wikipedia, Meat never did say that and people asking him constantly annoyed him to the point he made a record about it.
Who did Meat want "One more kiss" when the soft parade was coming from?
The Flying Mouse
04 Sep 2009, 20:11
:twisted: He was actually off his tits on Jagermeister and talking to a lamp post.
Like a bat out of hell, he'll be gone when the morning comes.
Where the hell to?
allrevvedup
05 Sep 2009, 19:53
Skegness...though he made the mistake of going in wintertime and it wasn't the most pleasant of experiences.
Is it true that Meat Loaf wanted to play Batman after Michael Keaton quit?
wolfy35
05 Sep 2009, 20:16
Yes but they refused after Meat asked if his version of the costume could be made from a '57 Mercury instead of Latex
It is well known that Meat was in the spice girls movie but less well known is that he played one of the spice girls as well after the real one was killed in a bizarre accident involving an egg wisk and a hippo. What spice girl did Meat play
allrevvedup
05 Sep 2009, 20:21
Ginger Spice, though it didn't work out very well, especially when meat tried on the Union Jack dress. It caused huge rows amongst all members and management of the band until finally Ginger Spice (Meat) left the band and was destined for a career as the butt of most of Mark Lamarr's jokes on never mind the buzzcocks.
Is it true Meat Loaf is Tiger Woods' long lost brother?
No not Tiger Woods but Ronnie Wood - a common mistake
What is Meats favourite household appliance?
Hypnobabe
06 Sep 2009, 16:12
His GHD hair straighteners.
Is it true that Meat so strongly supports baby seal clubbing that he's building them their own nightclub?
wolfy35
07 Sep 2009, 18:04
Thats supposed to be a secret.
Meat will be appearing on the next series of Dragons Den in order to try and raise some extra funds to open the nightclub
As we all know from the song "A time for heroes" Meat loves Heroes but what is his favourite?
The Flying Mouse
07 Sep 2009, 22:13
:twisted: The little Crunchie one (followed in close 2nd by the mini Twirl).
Who would win in an AWESOME contest between Meat Loaf & Chuck Norris?
Meat, off course ! but the judges may not be able to tell Chuck he lost, so...
Meat had to wear ą tag with his name in Fight Club. Is that true that he had to keep it all time so Brad Pitt wouldn't take him for Ed Norton ?
The Flying Mouse
10 Sep 2009, 21:46
:twisted: No.
He wore it to stop Brad Pitt taking him to Ed Norton.
What performance does Meat think he should have won an Oscar for?
duke knooby
11 Sep 2009, 01:54
meat thinks he should have won an oscar for his portrayal of the monsters loose as a worthy bat album.
why didn't meat sing surf's up live at most shows?
Hypnobabe
12 Sep 2009, 21:58
meat thinks he should have won an oscar for his portrayal of the monsters loose as a worthy bat album.
why didn't meat sing surf's up live at most shows?
Because he's vowed to always tell the truth, and when you're playing Wembley Arena, you're a bit far from the beach....
Which female celebrity does Meat wish he could be?
Because he's vowed to always tell the truth, and when you're playing Wembley Arena, you're a bit far from the beach....
Which female celebrity does Meat wish he could be?
Rip Taylor
Was meat ever attacked by a pack of wild animal crackers?
The Flying Mouse
12 Sep 2009, 23:29
:twisted: No.
Does Meat prefare ludo or snakes & ladders, and why?
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