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original sin
18 May 2003, 17:26
:twisted: Now every community needs to share it's trouble and look for advise and guidance through the trials and tribulations of life :twisted:
hee hee hee did that sound good :??: :??: :lmao:
So Aunty Sin is here should you need to unburden yourselves 8O
Are you looking for direction.....(Tim I siad DIRECTION!), purpose or just want to make a good decision....Aunty Sin is here to help 8O :twisted:
N.B. Aunty Sin's decision is final, no liabilty or responsiblity is taken by Aunty Sin for the consequences of her advice. :twisted: :mrgreen: :lmao:
Hello Sin,
As your first patient... can you help me. I've done something wrong. I said something stupid on this forum about a member, and i was only jokin.... HOw can i make it up with here???
Made already a poem, write a lot of sorry and love you, etc.... and send some pm's... Am i on the right way???
(ps. make this topic stikcy if you want hahaah)
The Butcher, Tim
Dear Sin,
My problem is that i'm a POSTWHORE. People keep telling me that it's just a phase and that i'll grow out of it, but i know it's not..it's a part of me and who i am.
I want to tell my family but i'm scared that they will disown me. I'm really confused, but i can't help what i am. Any advice???
Heat
xxx
original sin
18 May 2003, 17:35
Tim
I understand your dilema. You have tried to make amends and this should be received as intended. I think you have possibly managed to get out of this one. But you should use this opportunity to reflect on your actions and not toy with peoples affection :twisted:
N.B a sticky would be fun
original sin
18 May 2003, 17:38
Heat
The issue here is not what others think of you, but how you feel about yourself :!:
Every individual needs to be comfortable with their actions and the consequences of them.
If you are happy with your life style then you need to pluck up the courage and tell you family and friends. Maybe have a party and invite all those you love and care for stand up in the middle of the room and make an annoucement....I AM A POSTWHORE.
They will be astounded of course but will I assure you stand by you.
p.s. do you want a T-shirt?
Thanks Sin,
Your advice made perfect sense :D
I AM A POSTWHORE AND PROUD OF IT!!!!
and, yes, i'd like a t-shirt, and a hat and badge too if you can manage it :P
Heat
xxx
That is the part, Heat, when i come in. Maybe i can get you something with a postwhore thing on it.... let me look.
And thanks Sin... i will do what i can... and don't be paranoid and don't hurt peoples feelings again. :twisted: (but you will never know)
The butcher, Tim
Mr.Skulls
18 May 2003, 18:48
:oops: I have a problem :oops:
I kinda psoted my mums age on a forum and now she wont let me have my pocket money this week.
I don't know what to do. I think she over reacted and cant see a joke and after all a boy has his expenses :twisted: ya know what i mean. What am I going to do? I did say sorry but was laughing so dont supose that helped.
Original Sin Oh please help me - I lived my dream a few days ago and now I cannot stop playing the video, hubby is growling at me everytime I put it on or I have to take it off when he enters the room, apart from divorce can you suggest an alternative, like for instance I come to your house or Heats, or even Tims if I can get a flight, to play it to my hearts content. Roll on next week on half term I'll play it 24 hours a day 8O
Any advice would be taken
love dottie
xxx
Better known as the scarlet hussy who bedded Meat Loaf in front of millions, well eventually I hope :lol:
original sin
18 May 2003, 21:14
:oops: I have a problem :oops:
I kinda psoted my mums age on a forum and now she wont let me have my pocket money this week.
Mr Skulls it looks like you have a serious problem here. You will learn that the one thing a woman is allow to be flexable with is her age :twisted:
In my opinion you should take your punishment like a man and also volunteer for extra chores and make sure your bedroon is extra clean and tidy.
original sin
18 May 2003, 21:19
Original Sin Oh please help me - I lived my dream a few days ago and now I cannot stop playing the video, Any advice would be taken
love dottie
xxx
Better known as the scarlet hussy who bedded Meat Loaf in front of millions, well eventually I hope :lol:
Well Dottie my dear we seem to have the age old love triangle here :!:
Maybe it is time to re-evaulate your relationship. However having said that divorce is darned expensive these days, :roll: and really hubby was a good sport and with out him you would not have had the experience. :twisted:
My remedy would be to create a spare room, build one if necessary get a really large TV screen and closet yourself in there all day and all night.
Failing that then yes my place or Heats as long as you supply the booze :twisted:
BTW I was thinking of emailing The Hounslow Gazette :twisted: :idea:
Dear Aunty Sin,
My problem is I'm having trouble keeping up with this forum. Every time I come back there's lots of new pages and I'm 42 and getting slow..
I tried having a reminder sent by mail, but then I get swamped with reminder.
The obvious answer is spending more time here, but I am so afraid that my buns get flatter and flatter from sitting here so long. And my eyes are turning into something that looks like this 8O
And yesterday, I called my daughter Dottie instead of Eva :?
Do you have any advice for me? :D
Dear Aunty Sin,
I have a problem... whenever i appear everyone else disappears and i end up talking to myself,was it something i said,? can it be cured ? is there a remedy?
Hello
Hello ....is any one there?
ps Aunty Sin, i'm also a POSTWHORE.
original sin
18 May 2003, 22:26
Dear Aunty Sin,
My problem is I'm having trouble keeping up with this forum.
And yesterday, I called my daughter Dottie instead of Eva :?
Do you have any advice for me? :D
Dear Guppie
This is a very sad case of what I like to call the CRAFT syndrome
C an't
R emember
A
F ***ing
T hing
Now this is not necessarily age related however the worst senario is pre-senile dementia, so I'd get that checked out first :twisted:
Secondly, it could be strss related so you need to take some time and chill out..... get a nice soft cushion to sit on(to protect your buns), stick a label on your daughter so you remember her name and ask her very kindly if she can read over your shoulder to save your eyes.
Now you will probably find that if you visit more often but for smaller time slots this will be beneficial.
Failing that open a bottle of wine get wrecked and and stay on here permanently :twisted:
original sin
18 May 2003, 22:32
Dear Aunty Sin,
I have a problem... whenever i appear everyone else disappears and i end up talking to myself,was it something i said,? can it be cured ? is there a remedy?
Hello
Hello ....is any one there?
Dear Bren
I think you are suffering from a deep set insecurity issue here. Tell me do you still have a teddy bear? :twisted:
Try this little excerise..... sit quietly and look into a corner at two adjoining walls........do they gradually move towards you :??:
If the answer is NO then you are perfectly ok....just pull yourself together and get back into the forums with pride.
If the answer is YES......call a doctor QUICK...you need HELP
original sin
18 May 2003, 22:34
ps Aunty Sin, i'm also a POSTWHORE.
Dear Bren
Try the advice given earlier to Heat if this does not work for you we may have to try regression therapy :lmao:
Dear aunty Sin, I have a problem with posting on the forums. It is NOT insecurity related, it is due to the fact that Mum (Bren the Bat) is always on the computer (i think she lives here on the forums), and i cannot get anywhere near it. Please help....
meshurp
18 May 2003, 22:48
:cry:
Dear Aunty Sin,
I seem to have this problem, that i dont exist.
I'm kinda worried by this, wherever i go and whatever i say nobody seems to be able to see or hear me.
(well except for Heat, but thats just because her medication isnt working, and i'm actually a figment of her imagination.)
Can you help (or see me?)?????? :cry:
Dear Sin,
You have a great topic.. you see, much of problems... If you need help, maybe i can help you. Otherwise.. well don't know.
HOpe you are fine right now.
Thank you for this topic.
The butcher, Tim
original sin
18 May 2003, 22:53
Dear aunty Sin, I have a problem with posting on the forums. It is NOT insecurity related, it is due to the fact that Mum (Bren the Bat) is always on the computer (i think she lives here on the forums), and i cannot get anywhere near it. Please help....
Dear Keab42
There are several issues here and I quite agree it is definately not insecurity related.
I would first ask you to consider the following:- who has provided the computer? who clothes and feeds you?
Get the idea? Now Mum's are very special infact I have one myself :lol:
I think it is perfectly in order for your mum to have the lions share of computer time. :twisted: However maybe you need to sit down for a family discussion and work out a rota. 8O You could offer to do extra chores for extra computer time.
Maybe even save up and get your own computer and you'll have all the time you want.
Failing that...spike her drink......and when she's asleep.....get on line :lmao:
original sin
18 May 2003, 22:56
:cry:
Dear Aunty Sin,
I seem to have this problem, that i dont exist.
I'm kinda worried by this, wherever i go and whatever i say nobody seems to be able to see or hear me.
(well except for Heat, but thats just because her medication isnt working, and i'm actually a figment of her imagination.)
Can you help (or see me?)?????? :cry:
Did somebody say something :??: :lmao:
original sin
18 May 2003, 22:59
Dear Sin,
You have a great topic.. you see, much of problems... If you need help, maybe i can help you. Otherwise.. well don't know.
HOpe you are fine right now.
Thank you for this topic.
The butcher, Tim
Tim
It would appear that you are also affected by the postwhoring virus..please follow the suggestions made for Heat & Bren. :twisted:
.....and thanks for letting me set it up Tim :wink:
Dear Bren
I think you are suffering from a deep set insecurity issue here. Tell me do you still have a teddy bear?
No I dont. Will A Bat do Aunty Sin?
original sin
18 May 2003, 23:07
Dear Bren
Tell me do you still have a teddy bear?
No I dont. Will A Bat do Aunty Sin?
Bren
Teddy bear or bat it is irrelevant it is the symbolism that counts here.
Although one is obviously far more classy than the other.
Helllo Sin,
YOu are welcome... nice to see you doing a good job.
Got a problem... a little one... THey are just ignoring me in the Chat Room... those dumb people.... Screw Them... I'm very angry at them right now!!!
Tim
I infinately prefer Bats!!
Bats are nice!
yes there lovely.
i know i am!
(sorry POSTWHOREing again)
original sin
18 May 2003, 23:18
Helllo Sin,
YOu are welcome... nice to see you doing a good job.
Got a problem... a little one... THey are just ignoring me in the Chat Room... those dumb people.... [...] Them... I'm very angry at them right now!!!
Tim
Tim
Have you considered changing your identity? maybe a softly softly approach....?? If you call them dumb people that is hardly going to endear you to them now is it? Go in be bold say "hello my name is Tim and need to chat"
Is this mlukfc chat room? or do you have a deeper problem and are cruising the yahoo looking for love chat room?
ps i'll be there in a mo. so i'll talk to ya...IF and only If you are nice to me :wink:
original sin
18 May 2003, 23:20
I infinately prefer Bats!!
Bats are nice!
yes there lovely.
i know i am!
(sorry POSTWHOREing again)
Bren
I am seriously worried now and think the time has come to start regression therapy.....
close your eyes and count backwards from 100.....
Tim - the paranoia's showing again, hun...
You left just as i got there...or does that say more about me????
Heat
xxx
meshurp
18 May 2003, 23:28
Heat! Heat were are you i need you!!! please tell me you can see me!
it's your friendly figment here!
please say you didn't change your medication for one that works!!!!
Help me!! Talk to me!!
Who said that???
LMAO
NAH I CAN SEE YA....
original sin
18 May 2003, 23:35
Tim - the paranoia's showing again, hun...
You left just as i got there...or does that say more about me????
Heat
xxx
Heat
I had hoped that my advice on you postwhoring activities had helped :lol:
It would appear we need to look closer into this.... we will see how the regression therapy helps Bren and then I suggest that is your next course of action :twisted:
Sin - i'm always up fer a session on the couch!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
original sin
18 May 2003, 23:53
Heat! Heat were are you i need you!!! please tell me you can see me!
it's your friendly figment here!
please say you didn't change your medication for one that works!!!!
Help me!! Talk to me!!
Ahhhh I see something now...very faint starting to appear with a fuzzy outline. You need to concentrate on the vibes you are giving out. Make them stronger....willpower and people will see you.
Try some deep breathing excersises.
But dont forget to breathe out :!: :twisted: :!:
original sin
18 May 2003, 23:58
Sin - i'm always up fer a session on the couch!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Aaahaa a very interesting chioce of words here Heat I sense an underlying Freudian need here. This maybe relevant to you postwhoring activities.
I prescribe:-
1 bottle of wine
BOOH full blast
report back if this helps :twisted:
Sin - hafta report that Freud and i were on first name terms :D
Unfortunately, all wine tastes like vinegar to me...but i have a raher good looking bottle of Southern Comfort here which has my name written all over it...will that do the same job???
Heat
xxx
Dear Keab42 Failing that...spike her drink......and when she's asleep.....get on line :lmao:
Hi aunty thing! do you think this advise was such a good idea, :lol:
aunti sin, somebody told me that im in denial, but i think i just being picked on. Heat and Bren The Bat keep calling me nasty names like POSTWHORE, and its really getting me down, im not really a postwhore, honest im not!!!
OHHH yes you are your in denial!!!!
ok ok.......alright, ill come clean, i am a POSTWHORE. there ive admitted it. it feels do much better to get that off my chest. now what can i do to over come it??!!
just give in Ben! its no uses fighting it!! :lol:
:oops: :oops: Sorry Sin i'm not trying to do your job for you honest, Ben was just a lost soul in need of advise but you weren't here!
i'm going now!!
original sin
19 May 2003, 00:45
Sin - hafta report that Freud and i were on first name terms :D
Unfortunately, all wine tastes like vinegar to me...but i have a raher good looking bottle of Southern Comfort here which has my name written all over it...will that do the same job???
Heat
xxx
Yes Heat,
A bottle a day for 5 days then report back....if you actually care by then :twisted:
original sin
19 May 2003, 00:49
Dear Keab42 Failing that...spike her drink......and when she's asleep.....get on line :lmao:
Hi aunty thing! do you think this advise was such a good idea, :lol:
Bren
You should refer to the discalimer at the being of this session :twisted:
However if my name change to "Thing" is a result of Keab42 spiking your drink I may have to reconsider :lmao:
original sin
19 May 2003, 00:53
ok ok.......alright, ill come clean, i am a POSTWHORE. there ive admitted it. it feels do much better to get that off my chest. now what can i do to over come it??!!
Ben
It looks like group therapy has been beneficial too you.
What you need to consider now is if you are happy with your life style.
If the answer is yes then proclaim that you are a Postwhore with pride at least 15 times a day and note that badges will be on there way :twisted:
however if you have any doubts as to your chosen path then go into a corner hang you head in shame and repeat "I will not Postwhore anymore" 1500 times daily :twisted:
original sin
19 May 2003, 00:55
just give in Ben! its no uses fighting it!! :lol:
:oops: :oops: Sorry Sin i'm not trying to do your job for you honest, Ben was just a lost soul in need of advise but you weren't here!
i'm going now!!
Bren
This was a compassionate act that will not go un-noticed. Group therapy is often the way forward in situations like this. In giving strength to others you will yourself find strength. :wink:
sherrie87
19 May 2003, 01:53
I am a postwhore wanna-be, I fear! I love to see my number of posts go up, but I just can't bring myself to post needlessly so it's rather defeating. I check my average posts per day constantly. Even worse, I am going on a holiday the entire month of July, completely away from the Internet and I'm actually concerned what 30 days of not posting will do to my posts per day average! Can I be rehabilitated? (Or do I need to go all out postwhoring and drop a quick 60-100 posts right before I leave on vacation- now THERE's an idea!) :roll:
Sherrie
original sin
19 May 2003, 02:08
I am a postwhore wanna-be, I fear! .... I check my average posts per day constantly. Even worse, I am going on a holiday the entire month of July, completely away from the Internet
Sherrie
Dear Sherrie
This is a truly sad case and the effect of the postwhoring virus on the entire community is concerning. 8O I think it is now reaching pandemic proportions and wonder whether I should make a report to WHO. It must be equal to SARS! :twisted:
Now it would seem that in your case it is a perception thing. You are quite right to be more concerned about quality of posts rather than quantity. But need not worry of others opinion. :lol:
The constant checking, however is a sign of obsessive compulsive behaviour and you need to rectify this straight away. Try setting up a small device to give you an electric shock each time you check. :twisted:
You should pace you self before your vacation and attempt a gentle withdrawal this will be less of a shock to your system.
Failing that get a laptop with a modem and link up wherever you can. :mrgreen:
I finished my wine and am to lazy to walk to the other side of the room to op my glass up....can ya help :lol:
original sin
19 May 2003, 02:28
I finished my wine and am to lazy to walk to the other side of the room to op my glass up....can ya help :lol:
Dear Kat
A truly complex problem….and one dear to my heart :twisted: ........now the simplest solution to this would be to drink directly out of the bottle. :roll: Other options would be:-
Attach a small piece of metal to all your bottles and buy yourself a large magnet 8O
Bribe someone to fetch it for you :twisted:
Buy a long straw :P
Buy a fishing rod and try to hook it :!:
Take this opportunity to stop :evil: ………..nah not a good one I know
Well here’s hoping that will help………. hic cup :oops:
hahahhahahah thank you oh wise one!!!
I had trouble though.....I'm easily confused and I stuck the magnet to the bottle instead of pieces of metal.
Now my piercings are stuck to the wine!!!!
sherrie87
19 May 2003, 05:31
Original Sin wrote....
The constant checking, however is a sign of obsessive compulsive behaviour and you need to rectify this straight away. Try setting up a small device to give you an electric shock each time you check.
You should pace you self before your vacation and attempt a gentle withdrawal this will be less of a shock to your system.
Failing that get a laptop with a modem and link up wherever you can.
Oh Orig Sin, you have no idea how you have hit the nail on the head! I literally have a sign in my office (given to me by coworkers) that says "Since when is obessive compulsive disorder a disorder?" Hey, for me it's a very sucessful work style! (Really just kidding here- I know that actual OCD is a life altering disorder) I suspect that I will end up either purchasing or borrowing a laptop for my holiday- I can't imagine a whole month without email or MLUKFC! (Or the other ML sites that I visit daily- Mirror of the Soul, Republic of Loafdom and Meat Loaf Multimedia). It's an addiction friends, but a safer one than drugs or drink! :lol:
Sherrie
Dear AUNTY SIN, (the effects of the spiked drink have woan off you'll be pleased to notice :oops: )
Ihave a problem, i'm going away on holiday at the end of the week,and will have to survive 10 days without visiting the forums.
How will i survive ?
Will i get withdrawal symptoms?
WILL I COME BACK A REFORMED CHARACTER WHO IS UNABLE TO BE A POSTWHORE?
Will people remember who i am?
please help me Aunty Sin,i am in a state of great distress.
will i ever be able to catch up on all the posts?
original sin
19 May 2003, 14:59
hahahhahahah thank you oh wise one!!!
I had trouble though.....I'm easily confused and I stuck the magnet to the bottle instead of pieces of metal.
Now my piercings are stuck to the wine!!!!
Kat
If at first you don't suceeded try again. Explore the other options suggested. Let me know how it goes.
As to the peircing being stuck to the wine now thats very interesting. :twisted: If it is tounge, lip or check peicings well the wine is now that much closer to your mouth so it makes things a bit easier :twisted: However if the peircings are else where we may have a problem :oops: :oops:
original sin
19 May 2003, 15:04
Oh Orig Sin, you have no idea how you have hit the nail on the head! It's an addiction friends, but a safer one than drugs or drink! :lol:
Sherrie
Thank You Sherrie!
Pleased to have been able to help. I hope you have sucess in locating a laptop for your holiday, as I'm sure this is the best remedy.
I hope others take strength from your words and realise that there are worse addictions :twisted:
Although I may yet anylise the effects of alchol on postwhoring :twisted:
original sin
19 May 2003, 15:11
Dear AUNTY SIN, (the effects of the spiked drink have woan off you'll be pleased to notice :oops: )
Ihave a problem, i'm going away on holiday at the end of the week,and will have to survive 10 days without visiting the forums.
How will i survive ?
Will i get withdrawal symptoms?
WILL I COME BACK A REFORMED CHARACTER WHO IS UNABLE TO BE A POSTWHORE?
Will people remember who i am?
please help me Aunty Sin,i am in a state of great distress.
will i ever be able to catch up on all the posts?
Dear Bren
You have several options here.
1/ You could cancel your holiday and therefore avoid all the stress related trauma of Forum withdrawal. ( fake an illness and your insurance may cover this :twisted: )
2/ Go get a laptop with modem link.
3/ Check out the area before you go and locate all of the cyber cafes etc.
4/ Grab the opportunity with both hands and change your life style! :wink:
I am sure that you will not easily be forgotten in such a short time ( who are who by the way).
To catch up on the posts you make have to have extra time at home and dedicate yourself for 72 hours of catch up.( alchol may help you through this)
As for postwhoring it is my belief that once a postwhore always a postwhore...so no worrys there :twisted:
Hi Auntie Sin,
I'm in a similar position as Bren :cry:
I too am off on holiday for a week up to my sister's in Manchester. She does have internet access, but i have been warned that we are going on holiday for a break, including a break from the internet, by the hubby.
My problem is this - do i start divorce proceedings now, or wait till we get back???
Heat
xxx
Hello Sin,
Nice to see that you are so happy with your topic, and that it's working so good!!! HOpe you will like it!!!
The Butcher, Tim :lmao:
original sin
19 May 2003, 20:43
Hi Auntie Sin,
I'm in a similar position as Bren :cry:
My problem is this - do i start divorce proceedings now, or wait till we get back???
Heat
xxx
Heat
Your problem is a little more complex than Bren’s as you need to consider where hubby is in your priorities. :lol:
Now to help you in deciding this, try this little test….. :twisted:
Does he know the words the Goons “Ying Tong” Song? 8O
Well that answers your question! do we really need to listen to the views of this man :??:
Divorce is far too expensive to consider. So I suggest you send him off down the pub and use this time to fulfil your internet needs! :twisted: :twisted:
original sin
19 May 2003, 20:45
Hello Sin,
Nice to see that you are so happy with your topic, and that it's working so good!!! HOpe you will like it!!!
The Butcher, Tim :lmao:
Tim
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Sin
Auntie Sin
HELP!!!!
In fulling my work as a POSTWHORE, there are certain criteria that must be met - locking the POSTWHORE forum isnt one of them!!!!!
What can i do????
Heat
xxx
Auntie Sin
HELP!!!!
In fulling my work as a POSTWHORE, there are certain criteria that must be met - locking the POSTWHORE forum isnt one of them!!!!!
What can i do????
Heat
xxx
I agree Heat. Where are we going to go, what are we going to do?????
Help Aunty Sin only you can save us.
Actually i am feeling terribly terribly terribly guilty. :oops: :oops: :oops:
original sin
19 May 2003, 20:55
Auntie Sin
HELP!!!!
In fulling my work as a POSTWHORE, there are certain criteria that must be met - locking the POSTWHORE forum isnt one of them!!!!!
What can i do????
Heat
xxx
Heat
I think you need to take a deep breath right now and try some calming excersises. Picture a stream flowing through a lush green valley. You can hear the babble of the water as it passes gently over the many pebbles........breathe........in............breathe.......out........t he sun is high and shining bright its warm rays are filling you with joy and happiness..... breathe.......in.......breathe.......out
original sin
19 May 2003, 20:59
Patience ... :devil:
Dear R.
I am unsure if you are asking for my help. :lol: If you are pleading here for yopur own patience :twisted: which is probably stretched 8O
Lord knows you need it on here:lmao: so do feel free to pop back for any advise or guidance I may be able to offer :devil:
original sin
19 May 2003, 21:04
I agree Heat. Where are we going to go, what are we going to do?????
Help Aunty Sin only you can save us.
Actually i am feeling terribly terribly terribly guilty. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Bren
Try the calming excerises suggested to Heat....quickly now...
There may be salvation for you here as you acknowledge guilt :twisted:
I think the time has come for a postwhore pledge.....
Postwhores will NOT write only one word per post and will NOT draw out a sentance over 2 pages. :twisted: 8)
A tactful retreat might be in order.....remember quailty not quantity is what counts :lmao: :lmao:
original sin
19 May 2003, 21:06
Whats that???? 8O
Heat
Patience is allegedly counted as a virtue....now before you ask what a virtue is......I think you are probably a lost cause so don't let it concern you :twisted: :lmao:
Thank you so much Sin, for your insightfull opinions and guidence. Most helpfull :D
Heat
xxx
p.s. Me thinks you may well be right - quality not quantity is what counts when POSTWHOREING!!! :twisted:
Dear Aunty Sin,
HEELP!!!!!!!!! i've just been told i'm certifiable. what can i do?????
Hello Sin,
A confession page isn't neccesary... but a fun idea. What does Certifiable means???
See that you still like your topic.
The Butcher, Tim
Tim, Certifiable, means that i'm insane.
original sin
20 May 2003, 00:08
Dear Aunty Sin,
HEELP!!!!!!!!! i've just been told i'm certifiable. what can i do?????
Bren
Close the curtains, turn out the lights, peek out of the window and make sure a van hasn't pulled up and a group of men in white coats are coming toards your place :twisted:
original sin
20 May 2003, 00:13
Hello Sin,
A confession page isn't neccesary... but a fun idea. What does Certifiable means???
See that you still like your topic.
The Butcher, Tim
Tim
Thank you, I quite agree I don't really want to know the deep dark secret confessions this lot may have :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry to use "slang" Certifiable would imply that a person is mad/ a nutter.
Now maybe you can help me?
Where does the Agony Aunt go with her problems?
I'm a little upset :cry: I think someone has suggested that I am "Ghost posting" which is some thing I'd never do :cry:
Can you help?
Mmmm. aunt Sin.
I think that is very stupid to hear. Why would you do that. Don't think you are the person. If you want to talk, you can emai and pm me.
Don't think you are that person, i guess it is someone else, and i've got a clue but he... i keep my mouth shut.
I'm going now to bed, but if you want to tell / say me something, please mail / pm and contact me... maybe I (no must say "we") mods can hellp you.
The butcher, Tim
original sin
20 May 2003, 00:28
Thank you Tim
Even us agony Aunty need a shoulder to lean on :lol: :wink:
Maybe we should change the Thread Title to :-
"Aunty Sin & Uncle Tim's Agony Page"
:lmao:
A massage and someone to read shakespeare to be would be nice!
any offers?
original sin
20 May 2003, 01:42
A massage and someone to read shakespeare to be would be nice!
any offers?
Kat
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SCENE II. The island. Before PROSPERO'S cell.
Enter PROSPERO and MIRANDA
MIRANDA
If by your art, my dearest father, you have
Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them.
The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch,
But that the sea, mounting to the welkin's cheek,
Dashes the fire out. O, I have suffered
With those that I saw suffer: a brave vessel,
Who had, no doubt, some noble creature in her,
Dash'd all to pieces. O, the cry did knock
Against my very heart. Poor souls, they perish'd.
Had I been any god of power, I would
Have sunk the sea within the earth or ere
It should the good ship so have swallow'd and
The fraughting souls within her.
PROSPERO
Be collected:
No more amazement: tell your piteous heart
There's no harm done.
Howzat :??: :twisted:
You are an absolute angel!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
*bows whilst reciting...."we are not worthy"
Dear Aunty Sin,
I'm really not sure if you'll be able to help, you see my problem is that I don't have a problem, ya see my problem? After looking through previous posts here, unlike other members I haven't upset anyone (well I don't think I have), I'm not a postwhore (am I?), I haven't disclosed anyone's age without their permission, I'm not overly obsessive (well not anymore than usual), I usually manage to stay fairly up to date with the forums (when my computer is working), I'm also fairly certain that I exist (you can see me right?), also none of my piercings are stuck to any magnets nor has any of my drinlks been spiked.
So you see I don't think I actually have a problem... Anyway the voices are telling me I have to go now, so good bye...
Jen
Dear Aunty Sin,
My problem is I'm having trouble keeping up with this forum.
And yesterday, I called my daughter Dottie instead of Eva :?
Do you have any advice for me? :D
Dear Guppie
This is a very sad case of what I like to call the CRAFT syndrome
C an't
R emember
A
F ***ing
T hing
Now this is not necessarily age related however the worst senario is pre-senile dementia, so I'd get that checked out first :twisted:
Secondly, it could be strss related so you need to take some time and chill out..... get a nice soft cushion to sit on(to protect your buns), stick a label on your daughter so you remember her name and ask her very kindly if she can read over your shoulder to save your eyes.
Now you will probably find that if you visit more often but for smaller time slots this will be beneficial.
Failing that open a bottle of wine get wrecked and and stay on here permanently :twisted:
lol lol.... he he... I'm working on the wine-thingy :lol:
Dear Aunty Sin,
My problem is I'm having trouble keeping up with this forum. Every time I come back there's lots of new pages and I'm 42 and getting slow..
I tried having a reminder sent by mail, but then I get swamped with reminder.
The obvious answer is spending more time here, but I am so afraid that my buns get flatter and flatter from sitting here so long. And my eyes are turning into something that looks like this 8O
And yesterday, I called my daughter Dottie instead of Eva :?
Do you have any advice for me? :D
I'm swamped as well Guppie - can't keep up now I',m working longer hours - I take "Dottie" as a compliment - Thanks
original sin
20 May 2003, 21:07
Dear Aunty Sin,
I'm really not sure if you'll be able to help, you see my problem is that I don't have a problem, ya see my problem?
So you see I don't think I actually have a problem... Anyway the voices are telling me I have to go now, so good bye...
Jen
Dear Termin8orjen
I think what we have here is an "over active perfection driver", and although you cannot yet recognise it your post is indeed a cry for help :!: :wink:
You have an overwhelming desire to be good, not offend, keep up to date with the forum and are as sure as any of us can be of your existance, also postwhoring is a concern for you.
I wonder if it is "the voices" that are prompting you in these actions?
You need to let your hair down and be just a little bit naughty from time to time.
Now hearing vioces generally does not concern me and if people think it is a problem they are only jealous because they don't hear them, but if you want to reduce the infulence the voices have on you, i suggest the following:-
1/ Go now and make a post in the "Postwhore Thread" (but please follow the postwhore pledge) :wink:
2/ Move away from the computer choose any Meat Loaf album and play it as loud as you can get away with. 8)
3/ Next time you have a drink take it from the bottle not a glass :twisted:
4/ Next time the voices tell you something be assertive and make them wait 8O
If this should fail then we may have to consider demonic possession and call in an exorsist....but lets take it one step at a time..... :twisted: :twisted:
I'm swamped as well Guppie - can't keep up now I',m working longer hours - I take "Dottie" as a compliment - Thanks
he he... well, Aunty Sin told me to have a bottle of wine and get wrecked so maybe I'll start dreaming of you too :lol:
original sin
21 May 2003, 00:09
... well, Aunty Sin told me to have a bottle of wine and get wrecked so maybe I'll start dreaming of you too :lol:
Guppie
I am becoming increasingly concerned here :wink: If thoughts of Dottie begin creeping into your dreams as well as calling your daughter by her name 8O then we may have a more deep rooted problem that needs further investigation. If this is the case then you may have to put the wine on hold an try a cold compress :!: :twisted:
Thank you for the advice Sin, I'll be headed to the Postwhore thread as soon as I can, unfortunately I can't seem to tear myself away from my computer but I have compensated by playing a large selection of Meat songs really loudly through my earphones.
So far I've not heard anymore from the voices, although there is a strange ringing noise now, maybe I've got Meat a little too loud (if that's possible)
Jen
original sin
21 May 2003, 00:48
So far I've not heard anymore from the voices, although there is a strange ringing noise now, maybe I've got Meat a little too loud (if that's possible)
Jen
:twisted: We sometimes have to choose the lesser of two evils :twisted:
If ringing persists try holding your nose and blow hard!!! :twisted: :twisted: Better just check that it is not your earings tinkling first :!: :twisted: :wink:
Good news the ringing has gone :D
Unfortunately now I can hear my sister :twisted: :wink:
I'm swamped as well Guppie - can't keep up now I',m working longer hours - I take "Dottie" as a compliment - Thanks
he he... well, Aunty Sin told me to have a bottle of wine and get wrecked so maybe I'll start dreaming of you too :lol:
I would love to get wrecked at the moment, with you Guppie you sound like so much fun, a girl after my own heart :oops: maybe I shouldn't have typed that wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea :lol:
Guppie
I am becoming increasingly concerned here :wink: If thoughts of Dottie begin creeping into your dreams as well as calling your daughter by her name 8O then we may have a more deep rooted problem that needs further investigation. If this is the case then you may have to put the wine on hold an try a cold compress :!: :twisted:
Aunty Sin, I think I't becoming worse... last night I dreamt I was having tea with R. and Satan. :?
I am now confused. Should I get drunk or choose the cold compress? :D
I would love to get wrecked at the moment, with you Guppie you sound like so much fun, a girl after my own heart :oops: maybe I shouldn't have typed that wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea :lol:
he he... let's get wrecked together, hell... let's ALL get wrecked 8)
I would love to get wrecked at the moment, with you Guppie you sound like so much fun, a girl after my own heart :oops: maybe I shouldn't have typed that wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea :lol:
he he... let's get wrecked together, hell... let's ALL get wrecked 8)
Guppie I need to get wrecked believe me, I've had a s..t day and doesn't look much better for the rest of the week :(
Thank you Tim
Even us agony Aunty need a shoulder to lean on :lol: :wink:
Maybe we should change the Thread Title to :-
"Aunty Sin & Uncle Tim's Agony Page"
:lmao:
That's fine with me Aunty Sin.... Shall i change the name??? :lol:
the Butcher, Tim
original sin
21 May 2003, 21:34
Aunty Sin, I think I't becoming worse... last night I dreamt I was having tea with R. and Satan. :?
I am now confused. Should I get drunk or choose the cold compress? :D
Dear Guppie
It is very common to associate with important figures in your life. 8O And this is probably your subconscious mind telling you just how important these people are in your life. :wink: Now is the time to come out of the closet and declare your true feelings :twisted: This is the only way to free your mind..... you may need to build up the courage to take this step and for that you will probably need both the wine and the cold compress :wink: :lmao:
original sin
21 May 2003, 21:37
Guppie I need to get wrecked believe me, I've had a s..t day and doesn't look much better for the rest of the week :(
Dear Dottie
You need to consider if your glass is half empty or half full......If it is half full you will always be content :wink:
original sin
21 May 2003, 21:41
I would love to get wrecked at the moment, with you Guppie you sound like so much fun, a girl after my own heart :oops: maybe I shouldn't have typed that wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea :lol:
Dear Dottie
This is a concerning development :!: :oops: :!: There is no stopping you after your 3 in a bed experience :twisted: :wink:
If you need more help please contact me :lmao: :lmao:
original sin
21 May 2003, 21:50
That's fine with me Aunty Sin.... Shall i change the name??? :lol:
the Butcher, Tim
Tim
UUUMMM! I have a dilema here 8) A partnership would be great and provide support in a very stressful job :lmao:
However :!: :!: you would need to promise to be reasonable nice to people, and not just tell them "to go get a life" or inspire any suicides :lmao:
Can you promise to be good and manage that? :twisted:
Don't forget we are dealing with very serious life altering problems here :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Dear Sin,
:lmao: hahahaha You are so funny. Don't know if i can promise that. How about a trial period. Say one week, if you are happy with me, we continue our partnership, otherwise you dump me :lol:
The Butcher, Tim
Guppie I need to get wrecked believe me, I've had a s..t day and doesn't look much better for the rest of the week :(
Dear Dottie
You need to consider if your glass is half empty or half full......If it is half full you will always be content :wink:
Um well it would have to totally full for me to be really happy, and then some.
Dear Guppie
It is very common to associate with important figures in your life. 8O And this is probably your subconscious mind telling you just how important these people are in your life. :wink: Now is the time to come out of the closet and declare your true feelings :twisted: This is the only way to free your mind..... you may need to build up the courage to take this step and for that you will probably need both the wine and the cold compress :wink: :lmao:
lol... ok, did the compress, am starting on the wine so here goes nothing:
I worship Dottie, I want to BE Dottie.
I love R. and I hate Satan.
Thanks, I feel so much better now :roll: :D
original sin
21 May 2003, 23:16
Dear Sin,
:lmao: hahahaha You are so funny. Don't know if i can promise that. How about a trial period. Say one week, if you are happy with me, we continue our partnership, otherwise you dump me :lol:
The Butcher, Tim
Tim
Go for it :!: Just make sure you can stand the rejection if it comes :lmao:
Dear Guppie
It is very common to associate with important figures in your life. 8O And this is probably your subconscious mind telling you just how important these people are in your life. :wink: Now is the time to come out of the closet and declare your true feelings :twisted: This is the only way to free your mind..... you may need to build up the courage to take this step and for that you will probably need both the wine and the cold compress :wink: :lmao:
lol... ok, did the compress, am starting on the wine so here goes nothing:
I worship Dottie, I want to BE Dottie.
I love R. and I hate Satan.
Thanks, I feel so much better now :roll: :D
Oh My Love - I feel the same - must come out of the closet now :wink: I want to be Guppie, I adore Guppie, fill my glass please :lol:
original sin
21 May 2003, 23:27
Dottie
I can get hold of one of those "yard of ale" glasses..wold this help with the therapy :??: :twisted:
Dottie
I can get hold of one of those "yard of ale" glasses..wold this help with the therapy :??: :twisted:
Oh Yes - filled with Gold Tequila, Pernod (come to think of it leave the pernod )would like to go to bed with 2 ears tonight :lol: a shot of scotch or maybe a bottle would go down nicely. :P
Oh My Love - I feel the same - must come out of the closet now :wink: I want to be Guppie, I adore Guppie, fill my glass please :lol:
lol lol... after half a bottle of white wine, I am now ready to move in with you :lol:
Oh My Love - I feel the same - must come out of the closet now :wink: I want to be Guppie, I adore Guppie, fill my glass please :lol:
lol lol... after half a bottle of white wine, I am now ready to move in with you :lol:
In mind but not yet body I have enveloped your whole being :lmao:
Dear Aunty Sin....and errrmm...Uncle Tim?
I read and took note of what you had to say,
And tried to apply it to my going away,
I :( don't have a laptop, no cyber cafes were i am bound :(
Just wild open spaces with peace all around.
Whilst i'm looking forward to going on me hols,
How will i know how i fare in the Pols?
Iwon't be able to Postwore,for10 whole days!!!!! 8O
And i will miss you all whilst i'm away :(
The thought of "Forum Deprivation" causes the PANIC to set in
So please advise me Aunty Sin and...errmm.Uncle Tim.
The thought that from my friends i must part,
Is leaving this little bat with a broken :( heart.
.........
Now i listen to Meat Loaf whilst travelling by car
Wether the journey is near or far
It seems to shorten the time the jouney takes
If i listen to all my favourite tapes
Now just for a change the other day
Some Moody Blues i decided to play
the player didn't like it and decided to chew!!!!!!
Now me player won't work :(
What am i to do?????
Being deprived of the forums and now Meat Loaf as WELL!!!??
the bat can't survive without Bat Out Of Hell
Please understand the distress i'm in
Dear Aunty Tim and Uncle Sin.!!!! :roll: :? :cry: :wink: :??: :!:
original sin
22 May 2003, 16:22
Oh Bren, I see your dilemma is quite plain
To discover how piece of mind you can gain
You have followed some of my advice
But the holiday cannot be put on ice
So now we must plan how you will get through
10 days without the forum and us with out you
It will be difficult no doubt of that
But I think you are really a hardy bat
I think you now need to brace yourself
Go away, enjoy and have good health
You see the forum and all us will remain
So the Threads and postcount we’ll sustain
Buy a new CD player, you deserve a treat
Then you can keep listening to The Mighty Meat,
That should keep you happy hour by hour
Come sun or rain, storm or shower.
Jeez.....You guys are poets and you didn't even know it!!! :lol:
AUNTY SIN, :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks
Dear Sin,
PLEASE HELP!!!
I'm due to go on holiday on Saturday!!! Not only do i not really want to go, as it would mean me leaving all my POSTWHOREING budds on the forums, but if i do go, then it means that i hafta spend 6 hours there and back in a cramped train and i really dont wanna go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!
Heat
xxx
Oh My Love - I feel the same - must come out of the closet now :wink: I want to be Guppie, I adore Guppie, fill my glass please :lol:
lol lol... after half a bottle of white wine, I am now ready to move in with you :lol:
In mind but not yet body I have enveloped your whole being :lmao:
lol lol... the wonders of internet... such great things develop there :lol:
Dear Heat,
You must go. If only so you realise that Wales is so much better than Lancashire (alright you might have to use your imagination but at least it's not full of bl*&dy lancastrian off-comed 'uns)
Besides which, If you don't go, you won't ahve all the joy of coming back to us. (providing we have not been locked up by the local council or anyhting!!!)
C
original sin
23 May 2003, 11:32
Dear Sin,
PLEASE HELP!!!
I'm due to go on holiday on Saturday!!! Not only do i not really want to go, as it would mean me leaving all my POSTWHOREING budds on the forums, but if i do go, then it means that i hafta spend 6 hours there and back in a cramped train and i really dont wanna go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!
Heat
xxx
Heat
The break will do you good! You are very close to "Postwhoreing burnout"
:lol: The torch of postwhoring will be passed in your absence and continue to burn brightly :twisted: You will soon find that the computer fades into the background..... :roll: (but hijack your sisters whenever you can!).
This holiday sounds like you are going to get a chance to relax your family are going to be queueing up to look after the boys......so put your feet up and relax.
Now a long journey by train is very boring especially if it is cramped. There are two sure fire ways to ensure your own personal space on the train...... :twisted:
1/ Take a CD player and headphones......play Meat Loaf super loud so it canbe heard by others and sing-a-long :twisted: (even if they want to listen to M L, you singing will scare 'em off! :wink: )
2/ Pick up one of the twins.....lift him up...put your nose to his bottom.....and sniff......then say in a loud voice......"Oh Dear! looks like we got a nasty one here!"......then put him on a seat and go to change him.......Watch that carriage clear :!: :twisted:
Dear Sin,
It looks like i have resigned myself to the fact that, yes, i am going to go away tomorrow 8O
Suggestion re the twins - good idea, either that or let em cry all the way while listening very loudly to Meat on my headphones :twisted:
Only problem is - i'm not even gone yet, and am missing you guys already :oops:
Heat
xxx
Heat ,regarding last bit of your post,ifeel the same.
Iliked Chris's advice a few posts back
"If you don't go,you won't have all the joy of coming back to us..."
nice one Chris.
original sin
23 May 2003, 15:18
Dear Heat & Bren
You will both be sorely missed the server will be able to breathe a sigh of releif and will stop working overtime. 8O
I think Chris had a very valid comment and am pleased to see the group therapy work continuing :lol:
Look at it this way many many people go on a diet for a special occassion and then after gorge them selves silly and the chocolate tastes oh so much nicer after a week without :twisted:
You being away will make to return so much sweeter.....hang on to these thoughts through the deep dark days ahead :twisted:
Dear Heat & Bren
You will both be sorely missed the server will be able to breathe a sigh of releif and will stop working overtime. 8O
I think Chris had a very valid comment and am pleased to see the group therapy work continuing :lol:
Look at it this way many many people go on a diet for a special occassion and then after gorge them selves silly and the chocolate tastes oh so much nicer after a week without :twisted:
You being away will make to return so much sweeter.....hang on to these thoughts through the deep dark days ahead :twisted:
Thankyou Aunty Sin :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
Dear Heat & Bren
You will both be sorely missed the server will be able to breathe a sigh of releif and will stop working overtime. 8O
I think Chris had a very valid comment and am pleased to see the group therapy work continuing :lol:
Look at it this way many many people go on a diet for a special occassion and then after gorge them selves silly and the chocolate tastes oh so much nicer after a week without :twisted:
You being away will make to return so much sweeter.....hang on to these thoughts through the deep dark days ahead :twisted:
I'll try...... :roll:
Dear Aunt Sin, i will give it a shot!!
Dear Bren and Heat.
I know you are going away, but i want to say to you that we will miss you. Maybe i will open a special topic about you to. So that you can see that you are always with us in heart and mind.
Don't worry about the postwhoring thread. See it as a way to escape to the busy days here on the site... see it as a way to get inspiration and set yourself free!!!
The Butcher and Uncle in this forum, Tim :lol:
original sin
25 May 2003, 17:23
Well done Tim :!: :!:
I think this will be a good opportunity for you to show everyone what a caring sharing person The Butcher can be :wink: :twisted: 8O
Tim the Butcher is a sweet guy, although he hides it well :wink:
original sin
27 May 2003, 00:36
Uncle Tim
I need advice :lol: I have to go away for a few days and I'm gonna miss the forum real bad :cry: I have taken on board all the advise I gave to Bren and Heat and I still gotta go.....I have all my CD's lined up ready to go and the CD player is working.... But I'm gonna miss you guys so much even for two days :cry:
Is there any other advice you can give :??:
Aunty Sin
I got too much work to do so could u either kill me, do it for me or let me know why being clever is so damned important these days?
Or ignore me
Testify
27 May 2003, 13:03
People wont answer me in the forums somtimes, and people hardly talk to me. im v down hearted!! :cry:
People wont answer me in the forums somtimes, and people hardly talk to me. im v down hearted!! :cry:
Oh Testify this is your grandmother calling - please everybody loves u, don't be so downhearted, I'm thinking of adopting u :lol:
Testify
27 May 2003, 17:22
you cant adopt me! im after your man!! lol
u can if you want i dont mind.
you cant adopt me! im after your man!! lol
u can if you want i dont mind.
that way I can keep an eye on you :lol:
Testify
27 May 2003, 17:34
OK, if you must, but u better buy me chocolate!! :lol:
OK, if you must, but u better buy me chocolate!! :lol:
Now yesterday I offered my Magnum Classic for sharing - but u were not around I'm afraid :lol:
Uncle Tim
I need advice :lol: I have to go away for a few days and I'm gonna miss the forum real bad :cry: I have taken on board all the advise I gave to Bren and Heat and I still gotta go.....I have all my CD's lined up ready to go and the CD player is working.... But I'm gonna miss you guys so much even for two days :cry:
Is there any other advice you can give :??:
Aunty Sin
Dear Sin,
Some options, and one of them was to take your meat loaf disks with you, but you already packed them, what are you listening now??
Okay... you can take a picture of the forum pages, and take them with you. Or, you can take pictures from us all and take them with you :lol:
Another thing... you will be only away for 2 days orso?? Well... we won't go away and in our memory you are with us. So we think of you as you are not here.
I know you are feeling pain... but within time, it will go away. There is nothing else we can do, unless you have a laptop with internet connextion... but don't think so.
Hope that i helped you a bit.
Fondly,
The butcher, and here uncle Tim
People wont answer me in the forums somtimes, and people hardly talk to me. im v down hearted!! :cry:
Hello Testify,
That's a matter of time. We don't know you so well. I know that you had a warm welcome, and offcourse we are talking to you!! Sometimes it is so busy here, that it's hard to reply on another post. But trust me..... you are welcome here, and people will start to talk to you if you are around here a lot, and post some things. So don't worry, everything will be okay!!
The Butcher, and here uncle Tim
original sin
27 May 2003, 19:41
I got too much work to do so could u either kill me, do it for me or let me know why being clever is so damned important these days?
Or ignore me
Dear Kat
Aunty Sin would never dream of ignoring you! I do not prescribe to euthinasia so I can't kill you. I doubt if I have half your brains so unfortunately I can't do it for you. What I suggest is.......
Its a tough job but only you can do it, and you need to do it for yourself no one else.......once it's over and done with you will have such a rush of wellbeing and sense of achievement you'll know its been worth it. Why not set yourself some treat milestones?? End of day one chocolate...end of day two beer....end of day 3 more beer.....end of it all.....PARTY!!!
You'll get through it and I wish you luck
original sin
27 May 2003, 19:44
People wont answer me in the forums somtimes, and people hardly talk to me. im v down hearted!! :cry:
Testify
Please don't be down hearted we are always in and out of the forums and it definately isn't a case of ignoring you 8O .....probably that so much happens on here each day it takes a while to get round to every one. 8) .....Plus as you've probably realised being slighty deranged helps a lot too :twisted:
So keep posting..look around....if you have a thought or opinion express it that's what these forums are here for.....and most of all ENJOY :lol:
original sin
27 May 2003, 19:45
Uncle Tim
thank you so much for your kind words of advise I have taken a snap of me at the computer and will treasure it over the next few days 8) ......
Aunty Sin
Testify
27 May 2003, 19:54
i like magnum classics, white ones r my fav.
Cheers Uncle Tim and Aunty Sin
Cheers Testify.
And even now Aunty Sin is away... you can keep posting... so she has lot's to do when she is back hahaha. And offcourse, i'm here to help her.
The Butcher, and here Uncle Tim
Testify
28 May 2003, 23:21
i have a problem uncle tim,
my friends think im insane!!!
HELP ME!!
i have a problem uncle tim,
my friends think im insane!!!
HELP ME!!
Dear Testify,
Mmmm, that is a very hard problem. Maybe you are?? that is one option, but maybe, you are not insane, but your friends are. You'll never know.
But act as normal as you can, be just yourself, if people judge you on that, then they are no real friends.
And people talk a lot, cause they want to, just gossip. Don't make sence, but it is the truth.... leave it alone, and maybe your problem will disappear.
The Butcher, and here Uncle Tim
Testify
29 May 2003, 00:15
well they dont just say that im insane, they say i havent grown up, n call me imature. Just cos they dont smile n e more, n i joke about most things.
thanx, cumin here makes me feel sooo much beta!!!
Cheers uncle Tim
Calling someone insane, not grown up, etc.... well, don't bother. I'm 24, and still not grown up. Life is to learn about everything. Think you can't make mistakes or regret things, cause everything you do, you do at the time that you feel doing it... so...
Testify
29 May 2003, 00:28
thanx Uncle Tim, ur a star!!
cumin from a bloke ur not bad!! :lol: :wink:
thanx Uncle Tim, ur a star!!
cumin from a bloke ur not bad!! :lol: :wink:
Hhaha, thank you very much Testify. And for a bloke i'm not bad at all, if i may say so.
Testify
29 May 2003, 22:13
Just blow ur own trumpet why dont ya!! :lol:
i did say u were a star!! so ita cancels out
original sin
29 May 2003, 23:23
Cheers Testify.
And even now Aunty Sin is away... you can keep posting... so she has lot's to do when she is back hahaha. And offcourse, i'm here to help her.
The Butcher, and here Uncle Tim
TIM :!: :!: Don't forget you are still on a trial period :!:
Having said that you are doing well :twisted: thanks for the help :wink:
Testify
29 May 2003, 23:35
am that insignifacant?? (spelt wrong??)
Testify
30 May 2003, 00:11
i guess that answers it!! either that or u dont like me sin.
original sin
30 May 2003, 00:26
Testify
After getting back and reading the posts since I've been away i though that Uncle Tim had dealt with your problem and rather well too 8O 8)
However if there are other issues (paranoia for example) that you would like to bring to Uncle Tim or Auntie Sin please feel free to do so :twisted:
Testify
30 May 2003, 00:29
im ok now, i had a bad day, brother annoyin me!!
Dear Aunt Sin, i will give it a shot!!
Dear Bren and Heat.
I know you are going away, but i want to say to you that we will miss you. Maybe i will open a special topic about you to. So that you can see that you are always with us in heart and mind.
Don't worry about the postwhoring thread. See it as a way to escape to the busy days here on the site... see it as a way to get inspiration and set yourself free!!!
The Butcher and Uncle in this forum, Tim :lol:
AAAAHHHHH!!! Thankyou uncle Tim :D ......see you are a kind and caring ,lovely person, Tim The Butcher :lol: (Uncle Tim)
i have a problem uncle tim,
my friends think im insane!!!
HELP ME!!
Hi Testify,and welcome,"insane"...don't worry about it!!!,i got told i was certifiable!!! sounds to me like you'll fit in perfectly around here......isn't that right,Aunty Sin and Uncle Tim????
original sin
31 May 2003, 13:44
Bren
It's a bit like the sign you see in the work place " You don't have to be mad to work here but if you are it helps!"
I do hope you have survived forum deprivation with no untoward side effects and are fit to pstwhore 'til you drop :lol:
I do hope you have survived forum deprivation with no untoward side effects and are fit to pstwhore 'til you drop :lol:
Dear AUNTY TIM ,and UNCLE SIN,
i returned from my holiday early as i wasn't well,do you think this is due to prolonged Forum Deprivation????Iam too tired to sleep and i have tried with heart and soul to postwhore,but the brain's not working too well.Are these recognisable side effects of Forum Deprivation???
Please help Aunty Sin and Uncle Tim
HELP,
People are saying that i am paranoid - well, not saying it to my face but they are thinking it, I can tell.
I think they are jealous because the little voices are talking to me and not them!!!! What should I do?
original sin
31 May 2003, 23:29
Bren wrote Quote Dear AUNTY TIM ,and UNCLE SIN,
i returned from my holiday early as i wasn't well,do you think this is due to prolonged Forum Deprivation????Iam too tired to sleep and i have tried with heart and soul to postwhore,but the brain's not working too well.Are these recognisable side effects of Forum Deprivation???
Please help Aunty Sin and Uncle Tim[/quote]
Dear Bren
This is indeed one of the side affects that I was worried about........and I'm sorry to say there is no quick fix cure 8O
Holidays tend to made you unware of time and affect the body clock which is why you are experiencing problems with sleeping and brain function :lol:
I would suggest that you slowly work your way through a bottle of whatever takes your fancy! and then you wont care about side affects and can post 'til you drop. Then when you drop........It will ensure you get a good rest and can return to your former glory!
Just remember the two cure alls in life are Meat Loaf and alcohol :twisted: and actually a third.....chocolate.....follow this regime and all will be well
original sin
31 May 2003, 23:41
HELP,
People are saying that i am paranoid - well, not saying it to my face but they are thinking it, I can tell.
I think they are jealous because the little voices are talking to me and not them!!!! What should I do?
Chris
This appears to be an advanced case of paranoia :twisted: However all is not lost. Just remember the following:-
1/ If people are talking about you they are leaving someone else alone 8O
2/ They are definately jealous and lonely because they don't hear the voices :lol:
If the voices are too loud and you can't hear Meat Loaf playing then you do have a serious problem :evil: which can be solved very simply by washing your ears out......the most effective way to do this is to place your head in the toilet bowl and get someone to pulll the chain :wink:
If the voices are issuing instructions this can be dangerous and the best way to cure this is to blast them out with Meat Loaf at full volume......sometimes they will leave you alone if you deny their existance and the best way to do this is to publicaly humiliate them.......find a crowded shopping centre stand in the middle and shout loudly " begone voices you have no power over me"
Hope this helps :twisted:
Aunty Sin
Bren wrote Quote Dear AUNTY TIM ,and UNCLE SIN,
i returned from my holiday early as i wasn't well,do you think this is due to prolonged Forum Deprivation????Iam too tired to sleep and i have tried with heart and soul to postwhore,but the brain's not working too well.Are these recognisable side effects of Forum Deprivation???
Please help Aunty Sin and Uncle Tim
Dear Bren
This is indeed one of the side affects that I was worried about........and I'm sorry to say there is no quick fix cure 8O
Holidays tend to made you unware of time and affect the body clock which is why you are experiencing problems with sleeping and brain function :lol:
I would suggest that you slowly work your way through a bottle of whatever takes your fancy! and then you wont care about side affects and can post 'til you drop. Then when you drop........It will ensure you get a good rest and can return to your former glory!
Just remember the two cure alls in life are Meat Loaf and alcohol :twisted: and actually a third.....chocolate.....follow this regime and all will be well[/quote]
Thankyou for your advice AUnty Sin,...but i don't drink,alcohol and i'm allergic to chocolate!!! :(
Just the sex for you then, eh, Bren??? :D :wink:
Heat
xxx
original sin
01 Jun 2003, 00:26
Just the sex for you then, eh, Bren??? :D :wink:
Heat
xxx
The other option was Meat Loaf but maybe we could link the two some how? :twisted:
BTW probably best not to further this thought........ :twisted: don't wanna get locked now :twisted:
Just the sex for you then, eh, Bren??? :D :wink:
Heat
xxx
The other option was Meat Loaf but maybe we could link the two some how? :twisted:
BTW probably best not to further this thought........ :twisted: don't wanna get locked now :twisted:
As if i'd do a thing like that......... :roll:
But then again :D :P
Heat
xxx
HELP,
People are saying that i am paranoid - well, not saying it to my face but they are thinking it, I can tell.
I think they are jealous because the little voices are talking to me and not them!!!! What should I do?
Chris
This appears to be an advanced case of paranoia :twisted: However all is not lost. Just remember the following:-
1/ If people are talking about you they are leaving someone else alone 8O
2/ They are definately jealous and lonely because they don't hear the voices :lol:
If the voices are too loud and you can't hear Meat Loaf playing then you do have a serious problem :evil: which can be solved very simply by washing your ears out......the most effective way to do this is to place your head in the toilet bowl and get someone to pulll the chain :wink:
If the voices are issuing instructions this can be dangerous and the best way to cure this is to blast them out with Meat Loaf at full volume......sometimes they will leave you alone if you deny their existance and the best way to do this is to publicaly humiliate them.......find a crowded shopping centre stand in the middle and shout loudly " begone voices you have no power over me"
Hope this helps :twisted:
Aunty Sin
thank you for the advice
The voices are still here but I am now banned from the local shopping centre!!!!!
And the weird nutter outside WHSmiths thinks he has found a soul mate!
original sin
01 Jun 2003, 22:40
The voices are still here but I am now banned from the local shopping centre!!!!!
And the weird nutter outside WHSmiths thinks he has found a soul mate!
Chris
A friend in the darkness is worth a diamond mine 8O
You should return to the shopping centre and ask if they have heard of the convention for human rights and tell them you are going to the European court of human rights and that the voices are also suing! :?
As the voices are still with you we may have to consider either electric shock therapy, for this you will need to suck 3 9v batteries per day for two weeks..... :twisted:
or it could be demonic possession.....so it may be worth a visit to the local vicar just to check :twisted:
Help me please!!!!
I arranged last week to collect my wonderful, caring, loving, gorgous (just in case she reads this) girlfriend from work on Sunday night.
However, come sunday i went to a BBQ in the afternoon and had a little drinkie-poos or too and forgot about her!! She got taxi home and rang me later that night to find out why i didn't pick her up!!
It did not go down well when she discovered that I spent the evening in the mlukfc chatroom, drinking beer and offering around choccie cake!!!!
I took her soem flowers and choccies to work today,
what else can i do?
original sin
03 Jun 2003, 00:02
Dear Chris
Firstly I need to say :lmao: :lmao: I think you are very lucky that you never lost any vital parts of your anatomy :twisted: and for this you need to be eternally grateful to this extremely forgiving lady. I will not even begin to describe what I would have done to you :twisted:
Now to make up for this very disgracful behaviour of yours I think you need to pay a very heavy penance :lol:
You have started well with flowers and choccies however lets be imaginative over this, as indeed it was a dastardly crime 8)
I woould suggest that you:-
* hire a town crier and proclaim both your love and remorse
* Lunch would be a good idea.........preferably somewhere stylish.......Paris for instance
* Diamonds work wonders
* Volunteer to be a slave for a day.....this could have big pay back :wink:
* Give her a foot massage
* Treat her to a new outfit......including shoes and handbag
However if want to take the easy option you could deny responsibility and blame it on the voices 8O
*
I think I have now been forgiven!! <phew>
I decided not to blame it on the voices but said I ahd been corrupted by others (probably best if Heat, Fel, R. and everyone else from chat does not go within 25 miles of her for a while!!)
<EDIT>
As an addendum to this, total forgivness was achieved today as she was driving to work when the DJ dedicated 4 songs in a row to her:
1. Always On My Mind - Willie Nelson
2. The most beautiful girl in the world - Dr Hook
3. Wind beneath my wings - Bette Midler
4. Sorry seems to be the hardest word - Elton John
Hows that for soppy romanticism!!!!
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Dear Aunty Sin (dont know whats become of uncle Tim, he seems to have disappeared...)
this brings me to my point. everybody has dissappeared, except me (at least i hope i'm still here), i dont even have the voices, like chris has... does this mean that my eyesight has failed completley, and i just cant see anyone. or is everybody avoiding me????
original sin
04 Jun 2003, 00:33
Bren
I too am deeply perplexed by Uncle Tim's absence 8O I feel though that he is visiting and keeping and eye on things as his presence has been noted :wink:
I can only assume that he is wrapped up 8O either in the new love of his life :wink: :wink: or still in the packaging in Heat's house :lol:
Either way I'm sure he's fine and will join us shortly :D
In the meantime to waylay your worries I think you should book an opticians appointment to check your eyesight! a hearing test because it's just not normal not to hear voices! but I don't think you need the psycologist yet as your not being ignored :lol:
original sin
04 Jun 2003, 00:36
[quote="Chris"]<EDIT>
As an addendum to this, total forgivness was achieved today as she was driving to work when the DJ dedicated 4 songs in a row to her:
1. Always On My Mind - Willie Nelson
2. The most beautiful girl in the world - Dr Hook
3. Wind beneath my wings - Bette Midler
4. Sorry seems to be the hardest word - Elton John
Hows that for soppy romanticism!!!!
Chris
Well done, you have acknowledged and shown remorse and in a public way which has shown your determination :wink:
But I still think she deseveres at least one of my previous suggestions :!: Just for blaming us lot :twisted:
Bren
I too am deeply perplexed by Uncle Tim's absence 8O I feel though that he is visiting and keeping and eye on things as his presence has been noted :wink:
I can only assume that he is wrapped up 8O either in the new love of his life :wink: :wink: or still in the packaging in Heat's house :lol:
Either way I'm sure he's fine and will join us shortly :D
roflmao :lmao:
Dear Aunty Sin,
I have a problem. I have a package, a rather large man-shaped pakage. It's in under the stairs as i can't open it without the hubbs getting suspiscious - that and the fact that i cant quite snag the tape to undo it, and i don't want to use scissors as i might hurt what's inside :twisted:
Have tried to get hubbs out of the house for an hour or so, but he always comes back before i get chance to open it.
Oh, Aunty Sin, whatever shall i do????
Heat
xxx
original sin
04 Jun 2003, 01:07
Heat
There are several options open to you to resolve this.....
You could offer Hubby some house keeping money and tell him he's such a dear he deserves a night down the pub :wink: ......leaving you free to sort out the package. 8)
With regard to the package itself I would suggest that whilst you are attempting to open it you take a small skewer and made some small air holes around the mouth/nose area. 8O
Can you lift the pacakage? If so try to get it into the bath/shower and let the wrapping soak off.........but remember to support the head part out of the water 8O
Failing that bring a bucket of water to the package and care fully soak areas if you do legs and arms fisrt you may find that the package is then able to assist itself.
It is said that desperate needs call for desperate measures and if you are still stuggling you could try burning small areas........you should do this with a lighter and have plenty of water handy!!! :roll: If you can burn a small hole in a cavity area 8O or were packaging is looser you will then be able to rip the rest apart :twisted:
Hope this helps
Aunty Sin
[quote="original sin"]Heat
There are several options open to you to resolve this.....
You could offer Hubby some house keeping money and tell him he's such a dear he deserves a night down the pub :wink: ......leaving you free to sort out the package. 8)
With regard to the package itself I would suggest that whilst you are attempting to open it you take a small skewer and made some small air holes around the mouth/nose area. 8O
Can you lift the pacakage? If so try to get it into the bath/shower and let the wrapping soak off.........but remember to support the head part out of the water 8O
Thanks ever-so, aunty sin, but i fear that it may be too late for help...i have tried moving the aforementioned package, but it seems to be quite hard and stiff :oops: Now normaly i wouln't complain :P , but the thing is, it's starting to give out a rather noxious smell 8O
Hubby hasn't noticed as yet, but there are only so many jos - sticks i can burn :roll:
What to do???
Heat
xxx
original sin
04 Jun 2003, 01:38
Whoops the advice about the air holes may have been a tad late then :!:
Go buy a large lampshade stick in on top and tell hubby is a new modern lamp.........stock up on joss sticks and air freshner........
alternatively you could call a removal company tell them you are moving give a ficticious address and say that it's only the package that needs moving
Dear Uncle Tim,
Where art thou?
You've got us all
Quite worried now, :roll:
Me and Mouse and Heat and Sin,
We miss your company,
Uncle Tim. :(
We've been so well behaved and good, :D
Only done what we know we should :D
And what might impress the most.....
We've even learnt to Edit our posts!!! :lol:
We all miss your company,
Especially,Mouse and me and Heat and Sin
The forums not the forum
Without The Butcher, Tim.
Seriously now,
Whatever your reasons,for being away,
We sincerely hope that all is OK.
original sin
04 Jun 2003, 21:36
Uncle Tim
Our community has come to rely on you and your mysterious absence is causing much concern 8O I do hope that you can return soon and give me further assistance in helping advise on the sad, tragic and life altering problems of our community :mrgreen:
Aunty Sin
Testify
04 Jun 2003, 21:47
Dear Aunty Sin,
i am becoming too compulsive over the computer and i cant bare to tear myself away from the computer in hope that Meat might send me a PM as i have recieved my first one the other day, and also my friends think im obsessed with him, what do i do??
original sin
04 Jun 2003, 21:55
Dear Aunty Sin,
i am becoming too compulsive over the computer and i cant bare to tear myself away from the computer in hope that Meat might send me a PM as i have recieved my first one the other day, and also my friends think im obsessed with him, what do i do??
Dear Testify
The first step towards solving any problem is recognising it, so take heart you are part way there!
You need to pace yourself to ensure that you avoid forum burnout, which is a very distressing and traumatic event.
You must learn to take some time out and just be happy whatever happens :wink: anything that comes along should be treated as a bonus and an extra 8) you can't make things happen that are out of your control.......so don't sweat it!
I don't think being obsessive about Meat is a problem infact it is an addiction much more healthy than some :lol: Your friends obviously have a problem and no taste it should be your mission to educate them!
Testify
04 Jun 2003, 21:58
Roger Sin, im on it, i turned one but she turned back and they just keep turnin, TURNIN!! TURNIN IN CIRCLES!!!
thanx Aunty Sin, Your a star!
original sin
04 Jun 2003, 22:15
Testify
You may find it helpful to attach a piece of elastic to each friend and then you can just use this to turn them back around........also you can flick them with the end if they misbehave :twisted:
Testify
04 Jun 2003, 22:18
where can i get the elastic from?? hmmmm dads trousers hmmm :twisted: hehehehehehe (cackle)
u a big help!!
Dear Aunty Sin,
it seems that nobody has any problems, what can i do to help remedy this and give you something to do once more?
Testify
11 Jun 2003, 19:03
Aunty Sin,
i have a problem, im havin to type with one hand, and its not goin v well cos i fell over and injured my hand!! what should i do?? should i get a parrot???
Testify
Aunty Sin,
i have a problem, im havin to type with one hand, and its not goin v well cos i fell over and injured my hand!! what should i do?? should i get a parrot???
Testify
Can Parrot's type with wings???? 8O :roll: :twisted:
Testify
11 Jun 2003, 19:14
no with its beak!! i'd need two, one to do the left hands job and the other to do the right, then i dont have to type and i can tend to my wounds!! hehe
The Flying Mouse
11 Jun 2003, 19:16
:twisted: Well that's a very novel solution :roll: .
Perhaps you should submit it to the NHS :lol: .
Testify
11 Jun 2003, 19:27
well i thought it was a good idea, but you could get a budgie instead cos there cheaper. My nan had a budgie n it used to talk loads, so if you train one to get like that then you could say what you want them to type then they can repeat it back to see if they got it right!! :D
it might work??
Dear Aunty Sin,
I am looking for a new love to share my life with. I ahve tried all the suggestions in the chat up lines thread and am still alone!!! Can you make any suggestions?
Please help as the washing up is starting to build up a bit!!!
original sin
11 Jun 2003, 22:57
Aunty Sin,
i have a problem, im havin to type with one hand, and its not goin v well cos i fell over and injured my hand!! what should i do?? should i get a parrot???
Testify
Testify
I have been browsing the forums and reading of your plight :? I am pleased to see that the responsible party at least has a black eye :lol:
As for your present problems with typing! As I only use one finger to type I can't quite see the problem :lmao:
I don't think a parrot is a good idea as they live a very very long time and can be quiet demanding!
A budgie may be a good idea as they always suck seed (suceed :roll: ) oryou could try bribing/blackmailing friends to type for you.
whatever you do I wish you speedy healing
Aunty Sin
original sin
11 Jun 2003, 23:02
Dear Aunty Sin,
it seems that nobody has any problems, what can i do to help remedy this and give you something to do once more?
Dear Keab42
Thank you for your concern :wink: Aunty Sin unfortunately has had plenty to do elsewhere, and has in way been grateful for the recent decline in traumas and problems of the community.
She is however almost back to full power and usually checks in at least one a day in case any of our community are in need :lmao:
Aunty Sin
P.S. anyone seen Uncle Tim? (I feel like one half of a double act 8O
Testify
12 Jun 2003, 14:42
im alot better today, thanx Sin!!
:twisted: Well that's a very novel solution :roll: .
Perhaps you should submit it to the NHS :lol: .
Agree totally expect I thought it was run anyway by a bunch of parrots :lol:
Testify
13 Jun 2003, 12:07
hehe, i thought it was a bunch of circus monkeys.
The Flying Mouse
13 Jun 2003, 14:18
hehe, i thought it was a bunch of circus monkeys.
:twisted: You beat me to it Testify :lol: .
Testify
13 Jun 2003, 21:53
hehe, im on the ball today mouse.
Dear Aunty Sin,
i have a v big problem, i was puttin the umbrella up in the back garden, you know the one that sits in the middle of the table. well i went to put it in and because im short i had to kneel on the table to put the clip in place so that it doesn't fall down, and then just i was about to get off it snapped and i went straight tru, and i grazed all my left leg shin!! i was not impressed! Now me, my brother and a mate i called for help fixed it (well sort of) we had to hold all the slats in place, while my bro put screws in. Then my dad came home and saw but didnt say alot. How should i hide it from my mum?? cos she will blow her top!! :(
Thanks Testify
Testify,
If I may interject prior to Aunty Sin. Always remember honesty is the best policy. However, bear in mind that eagles may fly but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines!!!
I think you should tell the truth and, if your mum says anyhting, tell her how much pain you are in and how badly it hurts and play for the sympathy vote (or blame the brother!)
Testify
13 Jun 2003, 22:03
thanx chris.
I will tell her the truth. :twisted:
i'll fix it proper, it wont take me long, but the way my day is goin!!
original sin
13 Jun 2003, 22:21
Dear Aunty Sin,
i have a v big problem, i was puttin the umbrella up in the back garden, you know the one that sits in the middle of the table. well i went to put it in and because im short i had to kneel on the table to put the clip in place so that it doesn't fall down, and then just i was about to get off it snapped and i went straight tru, and i grazed all my left leg shin!! i was not impressed! Now me, my brother and a mate i called for help fixed it (well sort of) we had to hold all the slats in place, while my bro put screws in. Then my dad came home and saw but didnt say alot. How should i hide it from my mum?? cos she will blow her top!! :(
Thanks Testify[/quote]
Dear Testify
I agree with Chris on this one honesty is the best policy. I'm pleased to see that the group therapy continues to be working well Thank you Chris.
Mind you as today is Friday the 13th, I don't think you can expect anything less! So you could just tell you Mum that it was fate!
Testify
13 Jun 2003, 22:27
thanx Sin!! dont think i have had a good week this week do you?!?!
wel things can only get betta!!
original sin
13 Jun 2003, 23:17
hehe, i thought it was a bunch of circus monkeys.
you may be right it would appear they are alreay in the theatre with the anasthetic!
http://www.eco-action.org/dod/no7/images/chimps.jpg
original sin
14 Jun 2003, 00:22
Dear Aunty Sin,
I am looking for a new love to share my life with. I ahve tried all the suggestions in the chat up lines thread and am still alone!!! Can you make any suggestions?
Please help as the washing up is starting to build up a bit!!!
Chris
Firstly Auntie Sin owes you one big apology! I missed your post :oops:
Not been my self lately.....but thats another story.
I don't think it's so much what you say but how you say it!
Maybe you need to work on a latino accent? 8O
And also never consider yourself alone.........just marking time :wink:
Ever heard of a dishwasher.......it can work out a lot cheaper than flowers, chocolates, rings etc etc 8)
Take a walk on the wild side be your self and you will be surprised at the results :lol:
Aunty Sin
The Flying Mouse
14 Jun 2003, 03:54
Dear Aunty Sin,
I am looking for a new love to share my life with. I ahve tried all the suggestions in the chat up lines thread and am still alone!!! Can you make any suggestions?
Please help as the washing up is starting to build up a bit!!!
Chris.
Maybe it's the fact that you've been trying out sugestions from the chat up lines topic is the reason for your lack of success :roll:
Testify
16 Jun 2003, 12:49
Sin,
i have a problem, everytime i come on here it seems that everyine else goes off. Do i smell or something?? or do ppl just not wanna talk to me?
Testify
original sin
16 Jun 2003, 20:49
Sin,
i have a problem, everytime i come on here it seems that everyine else goes off. Do i smell or something?? or do ppl just not wanna talk to me?
Testify
Testify
You have to realise that there will be times like then when you seem to be out of sync with the rest of the world. 8) People are working, doing their daily chores and checking in when they can from far and wide. Or maybe like Aunty Sin they have a crappy computer and just can't get in when they want to.
So don't be disheartened and don't necessarily take it personally :!:
But to be on the safe side.........change your deodorant and have a quick shower :twisted: :wink:
Sin,
i have a problem, everytime i come on here it seems that everyine else goes off. Do i smell or something?? or do ppl just not wanna talk to me?
Testify
Nanna here's for a short while K. are u around :??:
Testify
16 Jun 2003, 22:15
im here, but now you've gone. i sent you a pm but you aint sent one back, i await your reply!
Sin i still feel neglected a little.
Didnt think my deodorant was v good!!
original sin
16 Jun 2003, 23:33
Sin i still feel neglected a little.
Didnt think my deodorant was v good!!
Testify
Make the most of it in a few years I guarantee that you'll be praying to be left alone for a while 8O
If it makes you feel better you could try some new deodorants, I hear they have some good offers on at Tesco's :lol:
Testify
17 Jun 2003, 15:00
thanks Sin.
i ate my chocolate and im feelin beta. :D
i ate my chocolate and im feelin beta. :D
does Beta mind :??:
Testify
21 Jun 2003, 14:46
huh?? :?
hi sin.
dont think my deoderant is working either :cry: please help. Carol
Your Deodorant is working fine Mrs Mouse. :lol:
hello and how are you?
great thanx bren nice to hear from you :lol:
original sin
21 Jun 2003, 23:21
hi sin.
dont think my deoderant is working either :cry: please help. Carol
Hello and welcome Mrs Mouse
Please don't worry about your deodorant as Aunty Sin having spent the night at stonehenge is beyond smelling anything 8O
I see you have rapidly found your way around the boards and hope you have fun.
You will see that other community members thought their deodorant was lacking as they seemed to be out of sync, and kept missing everyone :?
It is always a good idea to try different sents and smells and can be useful to try out new ones, a good, cheap way is to stock up on all the little trial size ones they do :wink:
All I can say it the day we link the forums up to web cams and if we ever get aroma vision, this thread will take of big time:mrgreen:
I would always recommend a good stiff drink. This either masks the fact that deodorant aint working or, after a few you dont care anyway :mrgreen:
thanx sin.
thanx for the welcome .I am always up for the few stiff drinks theory well said :lol
Testify
23 Jun 2003, 13:56
Hey Sin,
now this is probably me bein stupid agen, but it seems that everytime im on, n someone else comes n i start talkin to them, n they say sumin back then there just gone?? im v :? did i say something?
Testify
original sin
23 Jun 2003, 20:00
Hey Sin,
now this is probably me bein stupid agen, but it seems that everytime im on, n someone else comes n i start talkin to them, n they say sumin back then there just gone?? im v :? did i say something?
Testify
Testify
A couple of things here! firstly stop putting yourself down, you are far from stupid. And secondly you need to realise that this is not personal to you, everyone on here has different things going on in their lives and different demands being made on their time. You are at a lucky care free age, finished your exams with time on your hands. Others like me are trying to juggle, work, home, family and leisure.
That is why you'll find people popping on and off quickly, also they might be having connection problems! amen! I can relate to that!
Keep posting, keep the music up loud and enjoy!
Testify
23 Jun 2003, 21:34
yup i have lots of time, i wish i was busy!
so im just gona bug u lot haha!! and another thing, u know the chat thingy on a sunday, can't we do that more often? i think its wicked there.
original sin
23 Jun 2003, 21:54
yup i have lots of time, i wish i was busy!
so im just gona bug u lot haha!! and another thing, u know the chat thingy on a sunday, can't we do that more often? i think its wicked there.
Testify
Never admit to having time on your hands!! Re. Chat you'll have to ask the forum Plumber or moderators! I recall a thread asking views on this but can't rember if it was off topic or site feedback. Try a search and bring it to the fore again!
If you have spare time I got loads of ironing you can do for me :twisted:
Testify
23 Jun 2003, 21:55
but will u pay me is the big question!! :wink: :D
The Flying Mouse
23 Jun 2003, 22:16
Re. Chat you'll have to ask the forum Plumber or moderators!
The chat room is always open.
However it is only regularly moderated at the Sunday chat.
original sin
23 Jun 2003, 22:31
but will u pay me is the big question!! :wink: :D
Testify
You're reward will be in having a purpose and the happiness achieved from this :twisted:
Don't forget the old saying "The devil finds work for idle hands".
Keep busy, keep Rockin'
Testify
23 Jun 2003, 22:35
not even 50p?? oh ok u twisted my arm, i dont so synthetics tho
If you have spare time I got loads of ironing you can do for me :twisted:
I'm sure i could find you some ironing too..and maybe some light dusting and polishing.... :twisted:
Testify
24 Jun 2003, 23:53
thats fine by me!!
sin i wanna thankyou for your advise the other day on a personal matter, things went v well tonite. thankyou!! :D
original sin
25 Jun 2003, 00:07
I am truely pleased to hear that Testify.
See we can have fun and be daft but when the going gets tough............
Sin I have a problem - since I became a postwhore, the edit button seems to appear on almost everything I post, is someone trying to tell me something :!: :twisted: :lol: :roll: :? :o your advice would be most gratefully received (I'll probably get an edit button on this to) :lmao: Am I being to much of a whore or what :lol:
Dottie,
I hafta tell you hun, you've ALWAYS had an edit button there!!!!!
I cannot edit your posts, and you couldn't edit mine, but you could go into your own posts and change things if you want.
Hope this helps hun - just keep taking those pills and all will be well :)
original sin
28 Jun 2003, 01:41
Dottie
Heat is quite right the edit button has always been there. So what we now need to investigate is either your eyesight or mental state :lmao:
Pop into the opticians a.s.a.p. and depending on what they say pop back for further advice :wink:
Dottie,
I hafta tell you hun, you've ALWAYS had an edit button there!!!!!
I cannot edit your posts, and you couldn't edit mine, but you could go into your own posts and change things if you want.
Hope this helps hun - just keep taking those pills and all will be well :)
But I cann't see an edit button on yours heat :!: :roll:
Oh yes I can now - it appears after the first post - doesn't it :lol:
Dottie
Heat is quite right the edit button has always been there. So what we now need to investigate is either your eyesight or mental state :lmao:
Pop into the opticians a.s.a.p. and depending on what they say pop back for further advice :wink:
How stupid am I - Now I've got glasses but haven't had a physchological (spelt wrongly?)work out for quite some time - methinks I need one :lol:
Dottie,
I hafta tell you hun, you've ALWAYS had an edit button there!!!!!
I cannot edit your posts, and you couldn't edit mine, but you could go into your own posts and change things if you want.
Hope this helps hun - just keep taking those pills and all will be well :)
But I cann't see an edit button on yours heat :!: :roll:
Oh yes I can now - it appears after the first post - doesn't it :lol:
Evalulation booked for next week - funy farm here I come :lol:
Testify
29 Jun 2003, 20:31
Well last night was a failure. Never mind, maybe next time! :cry:
I still have u guys! thank god!! u guys r brill!!! what else do you need in life part from a few friends n Meat :D
Thanx for your advice, maybe it will come in handy next time :wink:
original sin
29 Jun 2003, 22:39
Testify :!:
Don't be glum! Things can't be that bad...........Keep smiling, keep singing, keep that music loud.
PM or email me if you want/need to
Testify
30 Jun 2003, 23:09
thanx sin!! ur a star!!!
well i have youth club tomorrow nite so i shud think he will be there, he aint gonna stop me gon tho, i have my life n he aint gonna stop me! :twisted:
original sin
30 Jun 2003, 23:37
thanx sin!! ur a star!!!
well i have youth club tomorrow nite so i shud think he will be there, he aint gonna stop me gon tho, i have my life n he aint gonna stop me! :twisted:
Testify
You go, hold your head high, be yourself and let the others get on with it, their loss!
Testify
30 Jun 2003, 23:51
to rite
hehe
thanx sin!!
Testify
06 Jul 2003, 19:09
sin i need help.
i am in deep depression after todays events, i need someone to lift me! :cry:
original sin
06 Jul 2003, 22:40
Testify
Count to 10...chill...........pick out your favourite album and play it full volume :wink:
Meat has survived far too long and through too much :wink: they wont Tear Him Down! so go play him with pride :mrgreen:
Testify
06 Jul 2003, 22:41
my chin is up n im proud of our lil booty shaker!! hehe :lol:
Sin, I feel i could kill every1 of those presenters of PITP for the way they treated Meat today. Will these feelings go away?
Testify
06 Jul 2003, 22:46
simple answer NO!!
well maybe just enjoy all the Meat u can get, n ignore this petty thing!!
original sin
06 Jul 2003, 22:49
Jayd2
Sometimes we need to act out our feelings in order to be free of them :twisted:
Having said that I cannot justify mass murder :wink:
Maybe a nice little line in voodoo dolls would work 8) untraceable revenge 8)
Also some well worded emails to C5 might not go a miss and help vent the frustrations :twisted:
Thankyou, I think a constant bombardment off very dis-pleased e-mails to Channel 5 ( which I think is a crap channel anyway) should do the trick. Oh and a picture of Denise Van whats her name on a dartboard . :lol:
Hello Orignal Sin,
I've got a dilemma... don't know what to do.... Due to lot of terrible circumstances i wasn't able to react on the forums in a normal way. Now i wanne come back, also here, but i don't know what to do!!!
Also i want to be a mod again, but don't think they let me. Then there is the problem, on the forum i feel so angry... there are so many things that i can't stand... like the complete postwhoring thing... it's way out of control, and it sucks....
Please can you help me or give me any advise (oyeah, i'm serious about this message)
You can mail / pm me or just react here.
The Butcher, Tim
Now i wanne come back, also here, but i don't know what to do!!!
Just jump abck in. If anyone is like me, they will have trouble remembering yesterday let alone anythign that was posted weeks ago.
Also i want to be a mod again, but don't think they let me.
Again, no-one will hold anything against you, just join in and who knows what might happen
Then there is the problem, on the forum i feel so angry... there are so many things that i can't stand... like the complete postwhoring thing... it's way out of control, and it [...]....
Well, You will pretty quickly spot that any postwhoring only occurs in certain topics. It is quite easy to ignore thes topics and just dip into others. Also, I think a lot of people use this forum as a place for letting off steam. Try starting on the General forum and slowly dipping in here.
original sin
09 Jul 2003, 00:51
Tim
From what I've seen and read I think you have made most of your apologies.
I think if you need to speak futher about what happened email directly to the people you are most worried over or who were most affected and state your case.
Personally I don't think it really matters if you are a Mod. or not. We may be daft and loopy on here at times but the golden thread that runs through all our lives is Meat Loaf. However having said that we all lead different lives and this site has become a community and communites need to share the trivial parts of life, they need to laugh, cry and dream together.
People will never always agree, we will never always like what others do, that is life and what makes us individual and interesting.
Personally I think you need to jump back in.........go with the flow.........and where postwhoring is in the appropraite place and within "The Postwhore Pledge" I think it should be considered as fun.
At lot of people have missed you and if you can if not share your problems then just say "look I'm having a bad day" then we all know because we all have them.
This website has exploded over the last 6 months and I would imagine that it has been exciting yet demanding for all MLUKFC staff. A good thing grows and florishes, the weak wither and die, so be happy that this site is in full bloom!
One last thought, when you are happy that you have made your peace leave the past in the past.
Hope to see you very soon
Sin x
original sin
09 Jul 2003, 00:54
Chris :mrgreen: thanks I love the way the group therapy works. It just proves my point about being a community. :mrgreen:
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