Wild_Honey
29 May 2003, 15:28
Hi guys,
just found this and thought it might be some fun! :lmao:
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"You got to cry without weeping,
Talk without speaking,
Scream without raising your voice..." (U2)
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Fan: You know all the lyrics to all the songs.
Maniac: You can identify each song, album, and track number within the first 10 seconds of a song.
Fan: At a fair, you notice with disappointment that a poster booth has no Meat Loaf pictures, so you quietly walk away.
Maniac: Upon reaching the aforementioned booth you ask the guy running it if they have any Meat Loaf. If he responds with 'Meat Loaf? He’s OLD.' your friends have to restrain you from throttling him. Violently.
Fan: You enjoy listening to bootlegs.
Maniac #1: You cheer after every song when listening to a boot.
Maniac #2: You call out song requests when listening to boots, regardless of the set list on the back.
Fan: You know Meat’s real name.
Maniac: You know Meat’s mother’s maiden name.
Fan: You wear your favourite Meat Loaf shirt to his concerts.
Maniac: You wear Meat Loaf shirts (exclusively) everyday...concert or no.
Fan: You have Meat Loaf wallpaper for windows
Maniac: You have Meat Loaf posters all over your actual window.
Fan: You read Meat Loaf books
Maniac: You write Meat Loaf books (that never get published)
Fan: You like the way "Meat Loaf" looks on paper.
Maniac: You like the way "Meat Loaf" looks on your skin....after you have gotten it tattooed into your ankle.
Fan: You know where Meat lives.
Maniac: The reason you know where Meat lives is because you are hiding in his bushes.
Fan: You recognise the first few bars (or notes!) of Bat Out Of Hell immediately.
Maniac: You hear those notes from another room, throw down the book you're reading, spill your drink and dart about trying to find the source. You then watch an entire TV show about cricket (or something worse) because of their use of the first 4 bars or so of the aforementioned song.
Fan: Every time you read something about Meat's next release/s half of you is worried and the other half is delighted. You ponder the situation until delight cancels out concern
Maniac: You find out something new about Meat's next release/s and your mind starts spinning. You find yourself arguing both sides back and forth. Aloud. On a busy city train.
Fan: Every night you pray to thank God for Meat Loaf.
Maniac: There's no need to thank God for Meat Loaf, because Meat Loaf IS God.
just found this and thought it might be some fun! :lmao:
***********************************
"You got to cry without weeping,
Talk without speaking,
Scream without raising your voice..." (U2)
***********************************
Fan: You know all the lyrics to all the songs.
Maniac: You can identify each song, album, and track number within the first 10 seconds of a song.
Fan: At a fair, you notice with disappointment that a poster booth has no Meat Loaf pictures, so you quietly walk away.
Maniac: Upon reaching the aforementioned booth you ask the guy running it if they have any Meat Loaf. If he responds with 'Meat Loaf? He’s OLD.' your friends have to restrain you from throttling him. Violently.
Fan: You enjoy listening to bootlegs.
Maniac #1: You cheer after every song when listening to a boot.
Maniac #2: You call out song requests when listening to boots, regardless of the set list on the back.
Fan: You know Meat’s real name.
Maniac: You know Meat’s mother’s maiden name.
Fan: You wear your favourite Meat Loaf shirt to his concerts.
Maniac: You wear Meat Loaf shirts (exclusively) everyday...concert or no.
Fan: You have Meat Loaf wallpaper for windows
Maniac: You have Meat Loaf posters all over your actual window.
Fan: You read Meat Loaf books
Maniac: You write Meat Loaf books (that never get published)
Fan: You like the way "Meat Loaf" looks on paper.
Maniac: You like the way "Meat Loaf" looks on your skin....after you have gotten it tattooed into your ankle.
Fan: You know where Meat lives.
Maniac: The reason you know where Meat lives is because you are hiding in his bushes.
Fan: You recognise the first few bars (or notes!) of Bat Out Of Hell immediately.
Maniac: You hear those notes from another room, throw down the book you're reading, spill your drink and dart about trying to find the source. You then watch an entire TV show about cricket (or something worse) because of their use of the first 4 bars or so of the aforementioned song.
Fan: Every time you read something about Meat's next release/s half of you is worried and the other half is delighted. You ponder the situation until delight cancels out concern
Maniac: You find out something new about Meat's next release/s and your mind starts spinning. You find yourself arguing both sides back and forth. Aloud. On a busy city train.
Fan: Every night you pray to thank God for Meat Loaf.
Maniac: There's no need to thank God for Meat Loaf, because Meat Loaf IS God.