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Pudding
01 Sep 2010, 01:03
Smells so bad that when someone said he had BO he thought it was a compliment.
Couch Potato
01 Sep 2010, 02:54
When he smiles, people think he is pulling a face
daveake
01 Sep 2010, 09:04
Couldn't insult his way through the skin of a rice pudding
Elijah's way
01 Sep 2010, 10:20
Eats rice pudding with Couch Potatos juices mixed in it
Evil One
01 Sep 2010, 10:22
Eat's Pudding's juices with rice
daveake
01 Sep 2010, 11:00
Swallows Egg whole.
Elijah's way
01 Sep 2010, 12:11
Swallows:shock:
Couch Potato
01 Sep 2010, 20:02
Loves Couch Potato
Evil One
01 Sep 2010, 20:14
Doesn't know who Couch Potato is
daveake
01 Sep 2010, 20:22
Even though he doesn't know who Couch Potato is, he'd still like to make a hole and fill it with butter
samurai7
01 Sep 2010, 20:25
is so ugly that when he was born they put tinted windows on the incubator
daveake
01 Sep 2010, 20:32
Is so ugly, he got barred from entering an Ugly Competition for obviously being a professional.
samurai7
01 Sep 2010, 20:34
you're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by telephone!
Pudding
01 Sep 2010, 23:26
Is so ugly he's known as John Merricks ugly relative.
You have no pubes cause you like to have sex with hair munching turtles
Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 02:52
Is a hair munching turtle
Pudding
02 Sep 2010, 03:38
Got sacked from a job at a confectioneries packing fudge because he kept using the tradesman's entrance on bourneville boulevard.
Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 03:44
Fantasizes about having sex with Boy George
roomster
02 Sep 2010, 04:21
Have had sex with Boy George many times.
Cant tell if they are a raccoon or a hippo
roomster
02 Sep 2010, 04:40
Have had intimate relations with multiple raccoons and hippos.
Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 06:04
Is the hippo WarioLoaf has had intimate relations with
roomster
02 Sep 2010, 06:11
Have only forced himself onto donkeys, so he is a little bit jealous...
Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 06:15
Is a moldy sock devouring Fudge-Packer
Pudding
02 Sep 2010, 07:08
Is so f*cking dumb, probably watches Sean Hannity & Glenn Beck on Fox and believes everything the stupid little fat f*cks say :nuts:
Has to hump his dog to get off at night
Pudding
02 Sep 2010, 07:15
Can't believe he called his Granny a dog.
Likes to have children give him treats
Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 10:29
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner
Evil One
02 Sep 2010, 10:41
Is advertising his availability to Wario
is a child molester gone wrong
Evil One
02 Sep 2010, 10:54
is a child molester gone right
Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 12:13
Is advertising his availability to Wario
lol
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people
daveake
02 Sep 2010, 12:22
His advances we turned down by Wario
daveake
02 Sep 2010, 13:52
I could never think up an insult worthy of describing your good self.
Elijah's way
03 Sep 2010, 09:23
Is poor excuse for a human being
daveake
03 Sep 2010, 09:47
Is a poor excuse for something, but science has yet to find out what.
allrevvedup
03 Sep 2010, 09:57
has regularly been told by women 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.'
Elijah's way
03 Sep 2010, 11:00
Is living proof that aborigines screw kangaroos
Couch Potato
03 Sep 2010, 13:23
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
Elijah's way
05 Sep 2010, 08:09
Is a stretched out c~nt of a cancerous polyp on the anus of whats left of humanity
Couch Potato
06 Sep 2010, 07:04
wants to be meat loaf - although, thats more of an insult to Meat Loaf
:P
Pudding
06 Sep 2010, 09:38
If someone has to edit their post to throw an insult they must be a real dumb turd.
Couch Potato
06 Sep 2010, 14:20
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest
Looks like someone who is the product of incest !
Couch Potato
06 Sep 2010, 19:38
Mother is also her Dad
LOL.looks like his online name !
daveake
06 Sep 2010, 20:14
Likes Masculine
Evil One
06 Sep 2010, 20:40
Gets his insults wrong.
The Flying Mouse
06 Sep 2010, 21:17
:twisted: Is Desmond's child.
Thinks Jim didnt write BOOH and thinks he sucks
The Flying Mouse
06 Sep 2010, 21:27
:twisted: Is the weirdest ~~~~ing ~~~~~~~ this forum has even seen, and this forum has seen some very ~~~~ed up things through it's doors over the years :nuts:
Loves me no matter how ~~~~ed up I am
I would say has shit for brains, but thats an insult to shit !
daveake
07 Sep 2010, 00:04
Infected Meat at a M&G
samurai7
07 Sep 2010, 02:21
originated the e-coli bug, as well as bird flu, swine flu and foot & mouth.
Is Dean ~~~~~~~~~~'s lover
loves 'meat' a bit too much
Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 02:27
Thinks Diane Warren is a better songwriter then Jim Steinman
Has an ugly sour face on him...:evil:
Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 02:33
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
You may have the brain of a human, but you have the face of a deformed alien.
Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 02:40
Is a big dumb animal
Don't call me what your parents called you.
Pudding
09 Sep 2010, 05:41
Gets his daily protein supplement by blowing priests in the public toilets
Is a ~~~~~~~~er auctioneer (AKA a Prize Fight ~~~~er)
Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 06:10
Smells like shit
daveake
09 Sep 2010, 08:04
Once dressed as a priest and went to Waterford
Pudding
09 Sep 2010, 08:18
Doesn't like small dicks, especially after losing his anal virginity to a donkey, they wouldn't touch the sides.
cant kum cause his dog it stuck to his crotch
Pudding
09 Sep 2010, 08:26
When someone said he doesn't have a good comeback, he took off his shirt to prove them wrong.
daveake
09 Sep 2010, 08:30
Had a song written about him.
Pearl Necklace.
Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 08:42
Makes John Goodman look like Brad Pitt
roomster
09 Sep 2010, 08:48
Makes the secrete from my dogs anal sacs/glands smell like perfume...
Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 09:07
Makes George Bush seem like Albert Einstein
Makes John Goodman look like Brad Pitt
How the hell is that an insult? :lol:
BTW You are fat
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif
Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 09:38
I may be fat but you've got elephantitis
Has the face of a dogs arse!!!
Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 13:33
Has the face of Wario's ass
Is a dogs version of Wario!!
Couch Potato
09 Sep 2010, 14:25
can i borrow your face Steve, my arse is going away for 2 weeks
Your face looks like the stuff that's on the toilet roll when you've wiped your arse.
samurai7
09 Sep 2010, 18:33
once applied to be Wario's toilet paper, but didn't have the relevant qualifications
Pushed his carer to the brink of madness..
Squeezed Meat Loaf to death with her dinosaur arms.
Couch Potato
09 Sep 2010, 20:35
remembers the dinosaurs from his younger days
He wants to be Wario's bumchum, but he has no vacant space in his rear end.
6 is his IQ....
By the way i did like the dinosaur comment i pissed myself laughing at that, i think you could be right;) LOL....
The Flying Mouse
09 Sep 2010, 22:31
:twisted: fukwit :p
The Flying Mouse
09 Sep 2010, 23:35
:twisted: Doesn't know his admin from his super mod :nuts:
Doesn't know how to mod fullstop. :-P
daveake
10 Sep 2010, 15:07
Doesn't know how to spell full stop.
Doesn't know how to stop being an arse bandit. :lmao:
The Flying Mouse
10 Sep 2010, 17:29
Doesn't know how to mod fullstop. :-P
:twisted: Ain't never gonna be one :p
Thinks an IQ is Apple's latest music player
Thinks Newcastle will stay in the Premiership. :-P
Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 01:09
Is more schitzo than Gollum
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:10
Wishes he was Steve6
Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 01:13
Says really cruel things.
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:25
Would prefer a man's arse
His face looks like the inside of Puds arse.
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:42
Knows how the inside of Pud's arse looks.
Has had a close inspection of puds arse with a torch;)
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:48
Shall have a closer inspection of the inside of your arse with a lamp post.
His avatar scares me :lol:
Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 01:53
Wants to shag Steve6
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:55
Has been shagged by Steve6
Can't shag anything because he's too small, and can only be eaten. ;-)
Was in the room watching while pud and Steve were shagging !
Oh we posted at the same time, feel free to insult Steve;) LOL..
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:57
Yes, I was taking notes so that I may educate you on where you are going wrong.
Well you would no wrong, having had a lady boy was not what you had planned.
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:03
They told me it was their night off from being you.
Has had more hookers than Wayne Rooney and most of them looked like him !
Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 02:16
Can give tips on being a hooker
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:16
Needs those tips badly
Is a gigolo who spends his nights getting tips.
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:21
Is a gigolo who gets no tips.
On MLUKFC he's Evil One to his male clients he's "harder harder"
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:26
Yes, but I wish you wouldn't squeal in that girly high pitched voice.
You wouldn't like that alright you would much prefer an old mans groan.
daveake
11 Sep 2010, 02:43
Can post a load of bollocks whilst completely sober.
daveake
11 Sep 2010, 10:17
Has a brain that couldn't work all four of a sheep's legs.
Has a pear shaped brain with mould growing through it.
Donīt know the difference between man and woman :nope:
Is a cross between a man and a woman.
Is best friends with his hand.
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 17:03
Is best friends with his other hand.
Has many times tried to lick his own balls, thats the only action he gets.
Couch Potato
11 Sep 2010, 18:31
Tried licking her balls
The Flying Mouse
11 Sep 2010, 19:49
:twisted: Has got a crap avatar :p
Hang on a minute :shock:
Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 20:08
Has copied someone else's crap avatar.
Is as ugly as the ninja in his avatar..oh wait he is the ninja.
Pudding
12 Sep 2010, 01:05
Licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis of his mum.
Takes pictures of his sisters half naked eating french fries.
Pudding
12 Sep 2010, 02:43
Not even a fat sister of mine would touch you, you elephant man looking freak.
Makes the elephant man look like Brad Pitt.
Couch Potato
12 Sep 2010, 04:01
bradd pitts long lost brother sess
(had to edit as the cat walked over the keyboard)
Must be banging his head with the drumsticks instead of the drums with a post like that.
Elijah's way
14 Sep 2010, 13:19
DUMB!!!
Is so thick she makes George W Bush look like Einstein
Even the love child of Barry Manilow and Barbra Streisand has more charisma than you.
samurai7
14 Sep 2010, 20:11
Even the love child of Barry Manilow and Barbra Streisand has more charisma than you.
and a smaller nose than you!
daveake
14 Sep 2010, 20:23
Your dick is even smaller than that nose
samurai7
14 Sep 2010, 20:25
thought he lost his dick, but then found it hiding behind a pube
daveake
14 Sep 2010, 20:40
Is Welsh.
samurai7
14 Sep 2010, 21:42
(here we go again)
isn't Welsh :-P
RadioMaster
14 Sep 2010, 21:53
looks like a girl
samurai7
14 Sep 2010, 22:00
virgin
Pudding
15 Sep 2010, 03:01
Got kicked out of a woman's toilet for looking like a bloke.
Elijah's way
15 Sep 2010, 03:46
Is so thick she makes George W Bush look like Einstein
She?!?! I'm a dude, ya douche-bag
It seems he has the same problem with Steve 6 like me
For Steve6 Iīm a boy - and he is a woman :??::??::??:
Like Steve6 said: "you are a cross between man and woman" ;)
Elijah's way
15 Sep 2010, 11:08
Wishes to be a hermaphrodite so to give yourself sexual pleasure
Oh I see a green-eyed monster because you dontīt know what a sexual pleasure is :yep:
Elijah's way
15 Sep 2010, 12:01
Oh I see a green-eyed monster because you dontīt know what a sexual pleasure is :yep:
ME!!! hahaha
ME!!! hahaha
That's sheer madness :rly:
Has the face of a man, and the body of a wrinkled old hag.
Pudding
16 Sep 2010, 03:00
Like Steve6 said: "you are a cross between man and woman" ;)
That's how Steve6 likes them, he's Waterfords 'chick with a dick' glory hole specialist.
samurai7
16 Sep 2010, 04:18
Knows from personal experience! ^^^
Elijah's way
16 Sep 2010, 08:45
Wants to know from personal experience
Has the experience of sticking his head into the toilet, and seeing a reflection of himself in his :shit:
:lmao:
Pudding
17 Sep 2010, 07:28
Is shit at giving blowjobs.
daveake
17 Sep 2010, 09:50
Gets blowjobs from sheep
roomster
17 Sep 2010, 10:01
Has wanted blowjobs from sheep for a long time, but have been rejected countless times...
daveake
17 Sep 2010, 10:18
Dickhead hasn't noticed I am a sheep!
roomster
17 Sep 2010, 10:23
Is a sheep, but still can't get blowjobs from other sheeps.
Elijah's way
17 Sep 2010, 22:21
is from America
Evil One
17 Sep 2010, 22:41
So are you. :twisted:
Is secretly Waylon Smithers gay lover.
Evil One
18 Sep 2010, 00:14
Secretly wants to be Smithers
Dreams of Mr Burns laying in the middle of himself and Smithers.
Evil One
18 Sep 2010, 00:27
Dreams of a Simpsons daisy chain
At least I can dream. The autobiography of your life will be called "A nightmare" by the Evil One.
Elijah's way
18 Sep 2010, 11:58
Anal sheriff!!
Was criticised by a moderator. :lmao:
Evil One
19 Sep 2010, 02:20
Has been banned by a moderator
Is to much of a wimp to get himself banned.
Evil One
19 Sep 2010, 02:30
Thinks being banned is better than not being banned.
Banned people from entering his back passage because there were no vacant places left.
Elijah's way
19 Sep 2010, 03:10
Was criticised by a moderator. :lmao:
Not really an insult, because he's a douchebag like you. And it's criticized not criticised. Captain illiterate:twisted:
You're a real ~~~~...I hate you!!!
Elijah's way
19 Sep 2010, 03:25
lol
F~ck you
daveake
22 Sep 2010, 01:19
It's people like you who make your country so rich in idiots.
coming from the greatest piece of shit of an idiot:D
Pudding
22 Sep 2010, 03:42
Is that f*cking retarded and ugly even the local priest refused to f*ck 'em.
Is that f*cking retarded and ugly even the local priest refused to f*ck 'em.
is that f**king ugly he was deported from yorkshire to the country furthest away from the human race, were only sheep live. upon arrival even the sheep
insisted that he put a brown paper bag over hes face, while they took him up the ass, bah bah
daveake
22 Sep 2010, 13:32
Raises the bar on "unintelligible"
Raises the bar on "unintelligible"
talking shite as per normal
Evil One
22 Sep 2010, 20:56
Knows all about [talking shite] :twisted:
roomster
22 Sep 2010, 21:06
Is a result of a bad condom...
Elijah's way
22 Sep 2010, 22:45
Smells like an old used condom
Pudding
22 Sep 2010, 23:01
Tries to be as stupid as Nikox1, except you don't quote the person above you like what that dumb Irish c*nt does :roll:
has a problem with Irish people?
Pudding
23 Sep 2010, 03:10
Abso-f*cking-lutely ya dumb paddy b*stard.
Abso-f*cking-lutely ya dumb paddy b*stard.
will really truely regret that comment
Pudding
23 Sep 2010, 03:18
Would like me to be as spineless as they are so I regret what I say....DON'T F*CKING THINK SO!
Would like me to be as spineless as they are so I regret what I say....DON'T F*CKING THINK SO!
will see actions speak louder than words!!
Pudding
23 Sep 2010, 03:59
Talks that much crap, probably needs to take their face for a shit.
Talks that much crap, probably needs to take their face for a shit.
all the talking is over, will be the one shitting
meatfanforlife
23 Sep 2010, 04:42
Has a crappy avatar and bad singing videos
Elijah's way
23 Sep 2010, 14:59
welcome to the site redneck
Elijah's way
24 Sep 2010, 00:02
is an outhouse that the rednecks use
daveake
05 Oct 2010, 11:51
Practices safe sex ...
... by spray painting X's on the back of the sheep that kick
Dave is a long neck sheep shagger.
samurai7
06 Oct 2010, 00:15
some people were dropped as a baby. You were thrown at a wall!
daveake
06 Oct 2010, 00:46
Went through the wall
Evil One
06 Oct 2010, 00:47
Regularly pokes it though a wall
daveake
06 Oct 2010, 01:04
Is regularly poked
Evil One
06 Oct 2010, 01:07
Wishes he was steve6 so he could get all the hot ladies.
Will never get a lady because he is one.
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