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Pudding
01 Sep 2010, 01:03
Smells so bad that when someone said he had BO he thought it was a compliment.

Couch Potato
01 Sep 2010, 02:54
When he smiles, people think he is pulling a face

daveake
01 Sep 2010, 09:04
Couldn't insult his way through the skin of a rice pudding

Elijah's way
01 Sep 2010, 10:20
Eats rice pudding with Couch Potatos juices mixed in it

Evil One
01 Sep 2010, 10:22
Eat's Pudding's juices with rice

daveake
01 Sep 2010, 11:00
Swallows Egg whole.

Elijah's way
01 Sep 2010, 12:11
Swallows:shock:

Couch Potato
01 Sep 2010, 20:02
Loves Couch Potato

Evil One
01 Sep 2010, 20:14
Doesn't know who Couch Potato is

daveake
01 Sep 2010, 20:22
Even though he doesn't know who Couch Potato is, he'd still like to make a hole and fill it with butter

samurai7
01 Sep 2010, 20:25
is so ugly that when he was born they put tinted windows on the incubator

daveake
01 Sep 2010, 20:32
Is so ugly, he got barred from entering an Ugly Competition for obviously being a professional.

samurai7
01 Sep 2010, 20:34
you're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by telephone!

Pudding
01 Sep 2010, 23:26
Is so ugly he's known as John Merricks ugly relative.

Wario
02 Sep 2010, 01:56
You have no pubes cause you like to have sex with hair munching turtles

Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 02:52
Is a hair munching turtle

Wario
02 Sep 2010, 03:16
Is A boob sucking baby!

Pudding
02 Sep 2010, 03:38
Got sacked from a job at a confectioneries packing fudge because he kept using the tradesman's entrance on bourneville boulevard.

Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 03:44
Fantasizes about having sex with Boy George

roomster
02 Sep 2010, 04:21
Have had sex with Boy George many times.

Wario
02 Sep 2010, 04:30
Cant tell if they are a raccoon or a hippo

roomster
02 Sep 2010, 04:40
Have had intimate relations with multiple raccoons and hippos.

Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 06:04
Is the hippo WarioLoaf has had intimate relations with

roomster
02 Sep 2010, 06:11
Have only forced himself onto donkeys, so he is a little bit jealous...

Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 06:15
Is a moldy sock devouring Fudge-Packer

Pudding
02 Sep 2010, 07:08
Is so f*cking dumb, probably watches Sean Hannity & Glenn Beck on Fox and believes everything the stupid little fat f*cks say :nuts:

Wario
02 Sep 2010, 07:09
Has to hump his dog to get off at night

Pudding
02 Sep 2010, 07:15
Can't believe he called his Granny a dog.

Wario
02 Sep 2010, 08:00
Likes to have children give him treats

Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 10:29
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner

Evil One
02 Sep 2010, 10:41
Is advertising his availability to Wario

Wario
02 Sep 2010, 10:42
is a child molester gone wrong

Evil One
02 Sep 2010, 10:54
is a child molester gone right

Elijah's way
02 Sep 2010, 12:13
Is advertising his availability to Wario

lol

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people

daveake
02 Sep 2010, 12:22
His advances we turned down by Wario

Steve6
02 Sep 2010, 13:31
Dave is an eejit :cool:

daveake
02 Sep 2010, 13:52
I could never think up an insult worthy of describing your good self.

Elijah's way
03 Sep 2010, 09:23
Is poor excuse for a human being

daveake
03 Sep 2010, 09:47
Is a poor excuse for something, but science has yet to find out what.

allrevvedup
03 Sep 2010, 09:57
has regularly been told by women 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.'

Elijah's way
03 Sep 2010, 11:00
Is living proof that aborigines screw kangaroos

Couch Potato
03 Sep 2010, 13:23
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

Elijah's way
05 Sep 2010, 08:09
Is a stretched out c~nt of a cancerous polyp on the anus of whats left of humanity

Wario
06 Sep 2010, 04:59
Is a meat loaf fan.

Couch Potato
06 Sep 2010, 07:04
wants to be meat loaf - although, thats more of an insult to Meat Loaf

:P

Pudding
06 Sep 2010, 09:38
If someone has to edit their post to throw an insult they must be a real dumb turd.

Couch Potato
06 Sep 2010, 14:20
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest

24K
06 Sep 2010, 19:25
Looks like someone who is the product of incest !

Couch Potato
06 Sep 2010, 19:38
Mother is also her Dad

24K
06 Sep 2010, 19:41
LOL.looks like his online name !

Wario
06 Sep 2010, 19:58
likes Bat 3

daveake
06 Sep 2010, 20:14
Likes Masculine

Wario
06 Sep 2010, 20:17
likes FCOL

Evil One
06 Sep 2010, 20:40
Gets his insults wrong.

Wario
06 Sep 2010, 21:14
is a Desmond Child fan

AndyK
06 Sep 2010, 21:16
Is Desmond Child.

The Flying Mouse
06 Sep 2010, 21:17
:twisted: Is Desmond's child.

Wario
06 Sep 2010, 21:23
Thinks Jim didnt write BOOH and thinks he sucks

The Flying Mouse
06 Sep 2010, 21:27
:twisted: Is the weirdest ~~~~ing ~~~~~~~ this forum has even seen, and this forum has seen some very ~~~~ed up things through it's doors over the years :nuts:

Wario
06 Sep 2010, 21:49
Loves me no matter how ~~~~ed up I am

24K
06 Sep 2010, 21:51
I would say has shit for brains, but thats an insult to shit !

Wario
06 Sep 2010, 22:20
Hates M&Gs

daveake
07 Sep 2010, 00:04
Infected Meat at a M&G

samurai7
07 Sep 2010, 02:21
originated the e-coli bug, as well as bird flu, swine flu and foot & mouth.

Wario
07 Sep 2010, 02:23
Is Dean ~~~~~~~~~~'s lover

Steve6
07 Sep 2010, 02:28
Loves fountain water

Guy
07 Sep 2010, 02:30
loves 'meat' a bit too much

Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 02:27
Thinks Diane Warren is a better songwriter then Jim Steinman

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 02:28
Has an ugly sour face on him...:evil:

Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 02:33
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 02:37
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

You may have the brain of a human, but you have the face of a deformed alien.

Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 02:40
Is a big dumb animal

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 03:06
Don't call me what your parents called you.

Pudding
09 Sep 2010, 05:41
Gets his daily protein supplement by blowing priests in the public toilets

Wario
09 Sep 2010, 05:57
Is a ~~~~~~~~er auctioneer (AKA a Prize Fight ~~~~er)

Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 06:10
Smells like shit

daveake
09 Sep 2010, 08:04
Once dressed as a priest and went to Waterford

Wario
09 Sep 2010, 08:15
Has a small dick

Pudding
09 Sep 2010, 08:18
Doesn't like small dicks, especially after losing his anal virginity to a donkey, they wouldn't touch the sides.

Wario
09 Sep 2010, 08:21
cant kum cause his dog it stuck to his crotch

Pudding
09 Sep 2010, 08:26
When someone said he doesn't have a good comeback, he took off his shirt to prove them wrong.

daveake
09 Sep 2010, 08:30
Had a song written about him.

Pearl Necklace.

Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 08:42
Makes John Goodman look like Brad Pitt

roomster
09 Sep 2010, 08:48
Makes the secrete from my dogs anal sacs/glands smell like perfume...

Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 09:07
Makes George Bush seem like Albert Einstein

Wario
09 Sep 2010, 09:30
Makes John Goodman look like Brad Pitt

How the hell is that an insult? :lol:

BTW You are fat

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif

Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 09:38
I may be fat but you've got elephantitis

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 13:29
Has the face of a dogs arse!!!

Elijah's way
09 Sep 2010, 13:33
Has the face of Wario's ass

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 14:15
Is a dogs version of Wario!!

Couch Potato
09 Sep 2010, 14:25
can i borrow your face Steve, my arse is going away for 2 weeks

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 16:50
Your face looks like the stuff that's on the toilet roll when you've wiped your arse.

samurai7
09 Sep 2010, 18:33
once applied to be Wario's toilet paper, but didn't have the relevant qualifications

24K
09 Sep 2010, 18:49
Pushed his carer to the brink of madness..

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 18:57
Squeezed Meat Loaf to death with her dinosaur arms.

Couch Potato
09 Sep 2010, 20:35
remembers the dinosaurs from his younger days

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 22:04
He wants to be Wario's bumchum, but he has no vacant space in his rear end.

24K
09 Sep 2010, 22:21
6 is his IQ....
By the way i did like the dinosaur comment i pissed myself laughing at that, i think you could be right;) LOL....

The Flying Mouse
09 Sep 2010, 22:31
:twisted: fukwit :p

Wario
09 Sep 2010, 23:24
worst. admin. ever.

The Flying Mouse
09 Sep 2010, 23:35
:twisted: Doesn't know his admin from his super mod :nuts:

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 15:00
Doesn't know how to mod fullstop. :-P

daveake
10 Sep 2010, 15:07
Doesn't know how to spell full stop.

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 16:23
Doesn't know how to stop being an arse bandit. :lmao:

The Flying Mouse
10 Sep 2010, 17:29
Doesn't know how to mod fullstop. :-P

:twisted: Ain't never gonna be one :p

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 18:04
Has a pea sized brain.

cujo
10 Sep 2010, 18:17
Thinks an IQ is Apple's latest music player

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 18:37
Thinks Newcastle will stay in the Premiership. :-P

Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 01:09
Is more schitzo than Gollum

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:10
Wishes he was Steve6

Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 01:13
Says really cruel things.

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 01:23
Has a ladies arse :D

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:25
Would prefer a man's arse

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 01:41
His face looks like the inside of Puds arse.

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:42
Knows how the inside of Pud's arse looks.

24K
11 Sep 2010, 01:47
Has had a close inspection of puds arse with a torch;)

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:48
Shall have a closer inspection of the inside of your arse with a lamp post.

Vickip
11 Sep 2010, 01:49
His avatar scares me :lol:

24K
11 Sep 2010, 01:51
Talks a lot;)

Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 01:53
Wants to shag Steve6

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:55
Has been shagged by Steve6

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 01:56
Can't shag anything because he's too small, and can only be eaten. ;-)

24K
11 Sep 2010, 01:56
Was in the room watching while pud and Steve were shagging !

Oh we posted at the same time, feel free to insult Steve;) LOL..

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:57
Yes, I was taking notes so that I may educate you on where you are going wrong.

24K
11 Sep 2010, 02:00
Well you would no wrong, having had a lady boy was not what you had planned.

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:03
They told me it was their night off from being you.

24K
11 Sep 2010, 02:04
Has had more hookers than Wayne Rooney and most of them looked like him !

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 02:14
Is a hooker :-P

Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 02:16
Can give tips on being a hooker

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:16
Needs those tips badly

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 02:20
Is a gigolo who spends his nights getting tips.

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:21
Is a gigolo who gets no tips.

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 02:24
On MLUKFC he's Evil One to his male clients he's "harder harder"

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:26
Yes, but I wish you wouldn't squeal in that girly high pitched voice.

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 02:33
You wouldn't like that alright you would much prefer an old mans groan.

daveake
11 Sep 2010, 02:43
Can post a load of bollocks whilst completely sober.

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 02:54
Has sheeps bollocks.

daveake
11 Sep 2010, 10:17
Has a brain that couldn't work all four of a sheep's legs.

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 12:42
Has a pear shaped brain with mould growing through it.

Danny
11 Sep 2010, 14:28
Donīt know the difference between man and woman :nope:

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 15:12
Is a cross between a man and a woman.

24K
11 Sep 2010, 17:02
Is best friends with his hand.

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 17:03
Is best friends with his other hand.

24K
11 Sep 2010, 17:06
Has many times tried to lick his own balls, thats the only action he gets.

Couch Potato
11 Sep 2010, 18:31
Tried licking her balls

The Flying Mouse
11 Sep 2010, 19:49
:twisted: Has got a crap avatar :p

Hang on a minute :shock:

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 20:08
Has copied someone else's crap avatar.

Steve6
12 Sep 2010, 00:56
Is as ugly as the ninja in his avatar..oh wait he is the ninja.

Pudding
12 Sep 2010, 01:05
Licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis of his mum.

Steve6
12 Sep 2010, 01:30
Takes pictures of his sisters half naked eating french fries.

Pudding
12 Sep 2010, 02:43
Not even a fat sister of mine would touch you, you elephant man looking freak.

Steve6
12 Sep 2010, 03:27
Makes the elephant man look like Brad Pitt.

Couch Potato
12 Sep 2010, 04:01
bradd pitts long lost brother sess


(had to edit as the cat walked over the keyboard)

Steve6
12 Sep 2010, 18:45
Must be banging his head with the drumsticks instead of the drums with a post like that.

Elijah's way
14 Sep 2010, 13:19
DUMB!!!

Steve6
14 Sep 2010, 18:29
Is so thick she makes George W Bush look like Einstein

GDW
14 Sep 2010, 19:43
Even the love child of Barry Manilow and Barbra Streisand has more charisma than you.

samurai7
14 Sep 2010, 20:11
Even the love child of Barry Manilow and Barbra Streisand has more charisma than you.

and a smaller nose than you!

daveake
14 Sep 2010, 20:23
Your dick is even smaller than that nose

samurai7
14 Sep 2010, 20:25
thought he lost his dick, but then found it hiding behind a pube

daveake
14 Sep 2010, 20:40
Is Welsh.

samurai7
14 Sep 2010, 21:42
(here we go again)

isn't Welsh :-P

RadioMaster
14 Sep 2010, 21:53
looks like a girl

samurai7
14 Sep 2010, 22:00
virgin

Vickip
14 Sep 2010, 22:08
Needs a haircut :lol:

Pudding
15 Sep 2010, 03:01
Got kicked out of a woman's toilet for looking like a bloke.

Elijah's way
15 Sep 2010, 03:46
Is so thick she makes George W Bush look like Einstein

She?!?! I'm a dude, ya douche-bag

Danny
15 Sep 2010, 10:09
It seems he has the same problem with Steve 6 like me
For Steve6 Iīm a boy - and he is a woman :??::??::??:
Like Steve6 said: "you are a cross between man and woman" ;)

Elijah's way
15 Sep 2010, 11:08
Wishes to be a hermaphrodite so to give yourself sexual pleasure

Danny
15 Sep 2010, 11:17
Oh I see a green-eyed monster because you dontīt know what a sexual pleasure is :yep:

Elijah's way
15 Sep 2010, 12:01
Oh I see a green-eyed monster because you dontīt know what a sexual pleasure is :yep:

ME!!! hahaha

Danny
15 Sep 2010, 12:16
ME!!! hahaha

That's sheer madness :rly:

Steve6
15 Sep 2010, 22:13
Has the face of a man, and the body of a wrinkled old hag.

Pudding
16 Sep 2010, 03:00
Like Steve6 said: "you are a cross between man and woman" ;)

That's how Steve6 likes them, he's Waterfords 'chick with a dick' glory hole specialist.

samurai7
16 Sep 2010, 04:18
Knows from personal experience! ^^^

Elijah's way
16 Sep 2010, 08:45
Wants to know from personal experience

Steve6
16 Sep 2010, 14:09
Has the experience of sticking his head into the toilet, and seeing a reflection of himself in his :shit:

:lmao:

Pudding
17 Sep 2010, 07:28
Is shit at giving blowjobs.

daveake
17 Sep 2010, 09:50
Gets blowjobs from sheep

roomster
17 Sep 2010, 10:01
Has wanted blowjobs from sheep for a long time, but have been rejected countless times...

daveake
17 Sep 2010, 10:18
Dickhead hasn't noticed I am a sheep!

roomster
17 Sep 2010, 10:23
Is a sheep, but still can't get blowjobs from other sheeps.

Wario
17 Sep 2010, 18:03
is from norway

Elijah's way
17 Sep 2010, 22:21
is from America

Evil One
17 Sep 2010, 22:41
So are you. :twisted:

Steve6
17 Sep 2010, 23:28
Is secretly Waylon Smithers gay lover.

Evil One
18 Sep 2010, 00:14
Secretly wants to be Smithers

Steve6
18 Sep 2010, 00:18
Dreams of Mr Burns laying in the middle of himself and Smithers.

Evil One
18 Sep 2010, 00:27
Dreams of a Simpsons daisy chain

Steve6
18 Sep 2010, 00:37
At least I can dream. The autobiography of your life will be called "A nightmare" by the Evil One.

Elijah's way
18 Sep 2010, 11:58
Anal sheriff!!

Steve6
19 Sep 2010, 02:05
Was criticised by a moderator. :lmao:

Evil One
19 Sep 2010, 02:20
Has been banned by a moderator

Steve6
19 Sep 2010, 02:22
Is to much of a wimp to get himself banned.

Evil One
19 Sep 2010, 02:30
Thinks being banned is better than not being banned.

Steve6
19 Sep 2010, 02:38
Banned people from entering his back passage because there were no vacant places left.

Elijah's way
19 Sep 2010, 03:10
Was criticised by a moderator. :lmao:

Not really an insult, because he's a douchebag like you. And it's criticized not criticised. Captain illiterate:twisted:

Steve6
19 Sep 2010, 03:22
You're a real ~~~~...I hate you!!!

Elijah's way
19 Sep 2010, 03:25
lol

F~ck you

daveake
22 Sep 2010, 01:19
It's people like you who make your country so rich in idiots.

nikox1
22 Sep 2010, 02:30
coming from the greatest piece of shit of an idiot:D

Pudding
22 Sep 2010, 03:42
Is that f*cking retarded and ugly even the local priest refused to f*ck 'em.

nikox1
22 Sep 2010, 13:05
Is that f*cking retarded and ugly even the local priest refused to f*ck 'em.

is that f**king ugly he was deported from yorkshire to the country furthest away from the human race, were only sheep live. upon arrival even the sheep
insisted that he put a brown paper bag over hes face, while they took him up the ass, bah bah

daveake
22 Sep 2010, 13:32
Raises the bar on "unintelligible"

nikox1
22 Sep 2010, 14:56
Raises the bar on "unintelligible"

talking shite as per normal

Evil One
22 Sep 2010, 20:56
Knows all about [talking shite] :twisted:

Wario
22 Sep 2010, 20:59
looks like a condom

roomster
22 Sep 2010, 21:06
Is a result of a bad condom...

Elijah's way
22 Sep 2010, 22:45
Smells like an old used condom

Pudding
22 Sep 2010, 23:01
Tries to be as stupid as Nikox1, except you don't quote the person above you like what that dumb Irish c*nt does :roll:

nikox1
23 Sep 2010, 02:53
has a problem with Irish people?

Pudding
23 Sep 2010, 03:10
Abso-f*cking-lutely ya dumb paddy b*stard.

nikox1
23 Sep 2010, 03:14
Abso-f*cking-lutely ya dumb paddy b*stard.

will really truely regret that comment

Pudding
23 Sep 2010, 03:18
Would like me to be as spineless as they are so I regret what I say....DON'T F*CKING THINK SO!

nikox1
23 Sep 2010, 03:23
Would like me to be as spineless as they are so I regret what I say....DON'T F*CKING THINK SO!

will see actions speak louder than words!!

Pudding
23 Sep 2010, 03:59
Talks that much crap, probably needs to take their face for a shit.

nikox1
23 Sep 2010, 04:04
Talks that much crap, probably needs to take their face for a shit.

all the talking is over, will be the one shitting

Wario
23 Sep 2010, 04:37
gets boners for his aunt

meatfanforlife
23 Sep 2010, 04:42
Has a crappy avatar and bad singing videos

Elijah's way
23 Sep 2010, 14:59
welcome to the site redneck

Wario
23 Sep 2010, 20:21
is a Chinese penis

Elijah's way
24 Sep 2010, 00:02
is an outhouse that the rednecks use

daveake
05 Oct 2010, 11:51
Practices safe sex ...





... by spray painting X's on the back of the sheep that kick

Steve6
05 Oct 2010, 14:36
Dave is a long neck sheep shagger.

samurai7
06 Oct 2010, 00:15
some people were dropped as a baby. You were thrown at a wall!

daveake
06 Oct 2010, 00:46
Went through the wall

Evil One
06 Oct 2010, 00:47
Regularly pokes it though a wall

daveake
06 Oct 2010, 01:04
Is regularly poked

Evil One
06 Oct 2010, 01:07
Wishes he was steve6 so he could get all the hot ladies.

Steve6
06 Oct 2010, 01:34
Will never get a lady because he is one.