Insult the person above you

[daveake]

Inspired by the "Periodic table of swearing" thread, and this youtube video in particular, here's a thread for you to really tell posters what you think of them :-) (or just make something up).

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So, insult the person above you, starting with me :-)

[Wario]

your avatar makes you look fat

[daveake]

No matter how ugly it is, your avatar could never do you justice.

[stretch37]

your a monkey face'd zebra

[Evil One]

Tosspot

[RadioMaster]

you smell

[AndyK]

You're a sausage muncher :))

[24K]

You are a knob jockey.

[AndyK]

You're a soft southern Essex girl.

[24K]

HF ! Now that is a real insult, you love a good fisting !

[AndyK]

Try to keep the insults fairly family friendly please ;-)


You have the full Barry Manilow back catalogue and are a fully paid up founding member of his fan club.

[daveake]

Your face resembles your avatar. But from behind.

[24K]

Your avatar is a self portrait !

[AndyK]

Yours resulted in a court order in which you have to stay at least 25 miles away from Meat Loaf.

[24K]

Try to keep the insults fairly family friendly please ;-)


You have the full Barry Manilow back catalogue and are a fully paid up founding member of his fan club.

Ok, sorry it was the soft Southern Essex girl insult, i mean that was traumatising;) LOL...I am now on the phone with the Samaritans !:shock:

[24K]

Yours resulted in a court order in which you have to stay at least 25 miles away from Meat Loaf.

You starred as a zombie in Land of the Dead with no make up on !

[daveake]

It is. I'm quite the artist.

Were you standing in a hole or are you really 4-foot nothing?

[24K]

It is. I'm quite the artist.

Were you standing in a hole or are you really 4-foot nothing?

I am a hobbit;)

You have severe halitosis i can smell you from here !

[Wario]

You make me wanna burn things :devil:

[RadioMaster]

snot-nosed little backpack sniffer

[Wario]

Stupid puke face big butt dirty rotten piece of crap mod :kickass:

[Evil One]

Dean ~~~~~~~~~~

[RadioMaster]

eyebrow-twitching butt-licking backpack-sniffing meat loaf-miming son of a motherless goat

[Wario]

Stupid, gutless excuse for a man who is covered in dog poop and smells like old socks worn by a decaying mummy from Japan.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Where do I begin? :panic:

[Couch Potato]

when he/she was born, they kept the after birth and threw away the baby


Sorry I dont mean it, im just playing along

[Wario]

Potatoman, everyone who replies to this thread obviosuly has a sens eof humor. we all can take a good insult :cool:

So the fact you replied means you have a sense of humor too. So:


You look stupid in that speedo.

[Couch Potato]

and your sick for thinkin of me in speedos,


And for that, im glad you farted because is takes the smell away from your breath :P

[Wario]

You look like a bread stick drenched in tomato sauce

[24K]

You make a 2 year old look like a genius !

[Pudding]

Is the same height as a fully grown garden gnome

[Wario]

Your hair Boobs look fake :))

[daveake]

and your sick for thinkin of me in speedos,


And for that, im glad you farted because is takes the smell away from your breath :P

It's "you're" not "your" you cretin. I'd go on but it'd be wasted on someone with the intellect of a potato.

[Wario]

Sheep Butt Oxe

[Pudding]

Is that dense he should be from Liverpool.

[daveake]

Sheep Butt Oxe

You couldn't insult the skin off a rice pudding.

[24K]

Are you really that fukking thick or is it an act ? LOL...

[daveake]

"24" is obviously your IQ

[Wario]

You smell like sweetcorn. :eyebrows:

[24K]

Its not just your shit that stinks !

[RadioMaster]

It's "you're" not "your" you cretin.

wouldnt that be crétin??

[Pudding]

Is so fukking stupid he could be a Fox News presenter. It's wouldn't NOT wouldnt and cretin is spelt correctly in the English form of the word.

[daveake]

Is an even bigger tit than half of his avatar

[Wario]

has bad grammar and looks like an aroused Ostridge

[Pudding]

Probably shoves his polls up his arse first as they're nearly always full of shit.

[Wario]

had a Vigia

[Pudding]

felches squirrels

[Couch Potato]

name is not only pudding, be he is a bleedin puddin

[daveake]

Wants to get inside pudding

[samurai7]

was fired from his job on the meat counter at Asda for putting his dick in the bacon slicer. The bacon slicer was also given the sack.

[daveake]

Was fired from his job as a circumcisor. He also got the sack.

[samurai7]

(Just robbed that joke for my facebook status!)

Was so ugly as a child, his parents had to tie a pork chop round his neck just so that the dog would play with him

[Wario]

Sings like a Penguin :))

[samurai7]

threw a tantrum at recess one day because he got the same sandwiches for a whole week. Thing is, he makes his own sandwiches...

[Pudding]

Nice face...but what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?

[24K]

Has man tits bigger than the ones in their avatar...are they hypnotic as well ?

[Couch Potato]

Loves nature, despite what it did to her

[daveake]

Destined to rise no higher than "Do you want fries with that?"

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[24K]

Destined to rise no higher than "Do you want fries with that?"

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They will be the only tits you will see, you couldn't get laid even with a paper bag over your head !

Falling into deep hypnosis now;) LOL...

[RadioMaster]

GOT laid with a paper bag over her head!

[daveake]

Failed to lay 24K even with paper bags over both of their heads.

[RadioMaster]

preferred not to pull a paper bag over the sheep's head

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Had the sheep begging him for it.


The bag, that is :bleh:

[RadioMaster]

had to beg the sheep for it


not the bag, that is :bleh:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Had to tie toys to it and dangle them round a bit to even get the sheep interested :yep:

[RadioMaster]

had to dangle toys off it to get himself interested

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Asked to borrow those toys when I was quite finished :shock: :wtf:

[RadioMaster]

agreed!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: That one took you some time RJ :p (first time anyone's ever said that to him :lmao: )

TPAM dangled those toys for the sheep, bringing us back in time by about 4/5 posts :yikes:

[daveake]

Is having wool grafted into his skin to make himself more attractive to sheep.

[RadioMaster]

doesnt need to do that, he's attractive enough to sheep

[daveake]

Knows this from experience as he is in fact a post-op trans-species ex-sheep.

[Pudding]

Is a shandy swilling Southern jessie who gets pissed and dribbles down his chin (although that could be from blowing jelly babies) when sniffing wine gums.

[daveake]

Is proof that pregnancy is possible from anal sex.

[Wario]

Has a small dick

[Pudding]

Wishes Daveake had a bigger dick so it could squeeze between the butt cheeks of his lardy arse when fantasizing about Daveake in the shower.

[Wario]

Is afraid to come out of the closet so his avatar reflects the image he wants to be attracted to.

[daveake]

Should have been swallowed.

[Evil One]

Has swallowed

[Couch Potato]

was the one getting swallowed by daveake

[Evil One]

was jealous that he wasn't

[24K]

2 grunts and 10 seconds later, and he has shot his load !

[Evil One]

2 grunts and 10 seconds later, and he has shot his load !
2 grunts from you is enough to put anyone off

[Pudding]

Is so ugly that the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

[Evil One]

Which is a procedure I've since named 'Touching a Pudding'

[24K]

Is it in ? ! Are words you hear all the time from the ladies, i mean sheep you shag !

[Evil One]

Not a problem you have as everything gets sucked in

[daveake]

You shouldn't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on its own.

[Evil One]

Whereas yours is too thick to escape

[24K]

And you are as thick as shit, which is what you spew everytime you post.

Who knew that being insulted could be so much fun, b@stards;) LOL...

[daveake]

Failed to get into Lord Of The Rings as a Hobbit.



Though she did get into the short list.

[24K]

Failed to get into Lord Of The Rings as a Hobbit.



Though she did get into the short list.


LOL....

Necrophilia gives him a hard on !

[daveake]

Only person who manages to lower the tone of even this thread.

No, wait, that's a compliment ...

Once spent a night with Wario.

In his backpack.

[Pudding]

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

[24K]

Offered Wario a blow job for his backpack and Wario accepted, 2 for 1 special offer on insults ;) LOL..

[daveake]

Taught Baldrick everything he knows

[Wario]

Think dialing *69 is great phone sex

[daveake]

My phone is so sexy I don't need to dial anything.

Knows the dictionary back to front.

[Wario]

teh same can be said about him but replace Dictionary with "Male body"

[Pudding]

Can't believe his mother chose him over having a period.

[daveake]

Is the first in his family to be born without a tail.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is not :p

[Wario]

Is stupid and deserves to be tortured by communists

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Is the communist who wants to torture me.

"A communist is a man who has nothing and wants to share it with you" :mrgreen:

[Pudding]

Is so ugly, when he was born the Doctor smacked his mother.

[AndyK]

Is from Huddersfield.

[Wario]

Is often pregnant.

[daveake]

Gave birth to himself

[Evil One]

Couldn't find his own arse in the dark with both hands

[Wario]

has a thing for sheep

[mszee]

Hasn't got a thing...

[Pudding]

Smells like stale dog piss

[daveake]

Pudding has never been the same since he was over-egged.

[Pudding]

Tis true :(

Daveake was so ugly his Mum fed him with a catapult.

[24K]

Has a face only a blind goat could love !

[AndyK]

Is a ~~~~wit

[24K]

Has legs that a giraffe would be ashamed of !

[AndyK]

Is an overgrown seven year old.

[daveake]

Is an overgrown seventy-seven year old.

[samurai7]

Is an overweight 50 year old

[daveake]

Is stupid enough to think this is a "fact" thread not an "insult" thread.

[24K]

Is stupid enough to believe anyone, even a racoon would want to get down and dirty with them. Apart from Wario obviously ;) LOL..

[AndyK]

Even the voices in her head won't talk to her.

[24K]

Is tolerated by the masses !

[AndyK]

Is loathed by the same masses.

[24K]

Really should be in a zoo and have fruit thrown at them !

[daveake]

I think he'd prefer cake :-)

Got stuck inside the gorilla enclosure and wasn't spotted for 6 months.

[24K]

Thinks porn movies should be watched while touching up the dead body he dug up.

[AndyK]

Dreams of being dug up by Dave.

[24K]

Wants to be Dave:shock:

[AndyK]

Stu can take a joke so well, he married one. :p

[24K]

Wants to do Stu, oh hang on thats a compliment;) LOL..

Wishes California song was true for himself, he can't find his dick !

[Pudding]

Wants to lick the sweaty winnets off the arse of a Chorley Meat Loaf impersonator.

[Wario]

Wishes someone would fluff his garfeild

[Pudding]

That's true :(

Wishes he was a Chorley Meat Loaf impersonator

[24K]

Wishes he could impersonate a man and get laid !

[Pudding]

Fantasises about getting laid by an impersonator.

[24K]

Has to have a catheter in, cos otherwise he pisses himself !

[daveake]

Dreams of being on the other end of the catheter

[AndyK]

Takes the piss so much he has to be a catheter.

[24K]

Loves those golden showers;)

[AndyK]

Never has a shower, golden or otherwise.

[daveake]

Height-wise, I can't think of a better pairing for a golden shower.

[Wario]

Height Wise, you probably are better off not showing people your noodle

[daveake]

Has a brain made of noodles.

[Wario]

avatar makes him look like a sheep rapist

[Pudding]

Is a sheep rapist.

[daveake]

Has an account at the local sheep brothel (lots of those in NZ)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Leads such an uninteresting life that the highlight of his day, nay, his YEAR, was to create a poll about Wario :p :lol:

[Wario]

is a Whore. a BIG WHORE.

[samurai7]

Would pay good money to shag Neil, what with him being a whore...

[Wario]

Would pay good money to watch.

[samurai7]

Wario's mom enquired about getting an abortion. The doc said "it's too late, he's started school already!"

[daveake]

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

[Wario]

Is a natzi ass muffin

[Pudding]

Is so fat and ugly I'm surprised he's not a Scouser.

[samurai7]

Taught his arse to speak so that people wouldn't have to look at his face

[Elijah's way]

the nerd store called...they said they want your face back

[Pudding]

Looks like they've had their lips glued to the exhaust of a tractor whilst being dragged through a field of broken glass, then dropped into a bath of acid while a herd of elephants with diarrhea shits on them.

[Elijah's way]

You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

[Pudding]

That's a compliment not an insult :devil:

[Elijah's way]

That's a compliment not an insult :devil:

LOL:lol: damn

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

[samurai7]

Grew a moustache so he could look more like his mum.

[Evil One]

Grew a moustache so he could look more like his mum.
You just made me spit all over my screen! :spit:
and it looks a lot like your face.

[allrevvedup]

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...:-P

[daveake]

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this thread and I think it's you.

[samurai7]

ooh look, Dave made a funny. Bless him, he'll be learning how to tie his shoelaces next! :wacko::wacko:

[AndyK]

He can tie yours for you then! You could give upon the velcro fastenings at last!!

[samurai7]

He can tie yours for you then! You could give upon the velcro fastenings at last!!

What, and lose valuable time spent thinking up insults for this thread? And anyway, this coming from the man you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot!?

[daveake]

Doesn't own a motorhome.

[samurai7]

you've posted in the wrong thread again lol. Don't worry though, the best thing about Alzeimer's is you get to meet new people every day...

[Monstro]

dreams of being an Elton John tribute

[Wario]

Has a crotch in the shape of an O not a V

[daveake]

Thinks about members' members.

[Wario]

Jacks off to Animal porn

[daveake]

Stars in animal porn.

[Monstro]

is a fluffer for same

[Evil One]

Started off in animal porn and then progressed to something worse.

[daveake]

Supporting Newcastle?

Auditioned for animal porn but was deemed too ugly.

[samurai7]

was the casting director

[daveake]

Had the job of cleaning off the "actors" afterwards.

[samurai7]

invented an inflatable dart board

[daveake]

Invented an inflatable Meat Loaf which he sleeps with every night.

[Pudding]

Wishes he has an inflatable Meat Loaf and some of his old clothes so he can sleep with every night.

[samurai7]

got the idea from Dave after meeting his wife :-P

[Pudding]

Wishes he had a wife but no ~~~~er will have him.

[daveake]

Is a Yorkshireman

[Pudding]

Is not a Yorkshireman

[samurai7]

was born a Yorkshirewoman.

[Evil One]

Was born a Welshman

[samurai7]

wasn't born at all, just shat into existence by a galactic brain fart.

[Pudding]

Had a galactic brain fart and shat Evil One into existence.

[samurai7]

had a nuclear fart and shat Hiroshima OUT of existence

[roomster]

Do not fart because he always enjoys a big buttplug.

[RSG]

breath smells like onions and broccoli ;)

[Wario]

Smells like shit

[Evil One]

Genitals look like onions and broccoli

[Wario]

Looks at other user's genitals

[Evil One]

Impossible not to when they're on your head

[daveake]

Proof that evolution can work in reverse

[Wario]

very stupid

[Evil One]

Very, very stupid

[daveake]

Wants Wario to poll dance for him

[Evil One]

Wants to dance on Wario's pole

[daveake]

Reached around when Wario lap danced for him

[Evil One]

and found Daveake with a dirty grin

[AndyK]

Would do anything for love, expecially that.

[samurai7]

Invented that

[Evil One]

Invented nothing

[Elijah's way]

invented retardation

[Wario]

cant unglue themselves from piggies

[Danny]

I guess he don´t know the difference between Germany and Austria :?

[RSG]

from Germany ;)

[daveake]

From USA Junior

[Wario]

from Here, which is a bad thing

[allrevvedup]

his mind goes wandering now and again but doesn't say when it's coming back

[AndyK]

Is the inspiration for the Tena Lady range of products.

[roomster]

Is the inspiration for Viagra.

[Pudding]

Name is an anagram of restroom, which is ironic since that's where they earn a living sucking old mens plums.

[AndyK]

Was exiled from Huddersfield.

[Pudding]

Wished he lived in exile in Huddersfield

[daveake]

Name is an anagram of Dung Dip. There is nothing more I need to say ... :lol:

[Pudding]

Doesn't say much, but when he does you wished he hadn't.

[daveake]

Is so ugly, his dog humps his leg with its eyes closed.

[Couch Potato]

wishes he was puds leg, so at least he would get some, even if from a dog humping him

[Evil One]

Wants to be the dog

[Couch Potato]

wants to watch

[Pudding]

Looks like my dogs arse humping Daveake's leg while Evil One is watching.

[daveake]

Knows what his dog's arse looks like

[Pudding]

Is jealous of my dogs arse

[Wario]

Likes to give pigs anal sex

[Elijah's way]

Has anal sex with his mom.

[Wario]

Likes to lick the juice of rhinos tanning at a greased rhino competition

[Elijah's way]

Likes eat his dogs afterbirth.

[Couch Potato]

Is the afterbirth

[Elijah's way]

Wishes he was the afterbirth

[Couch Potato]

good comeback, must have wiped it from their chin

[Elijah's way]

Licked it of WarioLoaf's chin

[Couch Potato]

Is envious I got it together with Warioloaf and is constantly thinking about us naked

[samurai7]

went for a brain scan and was told they couldn't find one

[Couch Potato]

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your Girlfreind

[Elijah's way]

You are his girlfriend

[Pudding]

Wishes he was Samurai7's girlfriend and getting blown by him while Couch Potato watches.

[daveake]

Wishes his arse was like the one in his avatar

[Couch Potato]

Wishes his arse was like the one in his avatar

So do you

[Pudding]

Wants to see my naked ass.

[Elijah's way]

Wants to lick his ass

[samurai7]

used to live in said ass

[Evil One]

Currently lives in said ass.

[samurai7]

he evacuated the premises lol

lives in a secret room in the basement of an Austrian house... etc