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Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 14:58
I decided to create this thread, because there are questions about MLUKFC that I'd love to hear answers to. :)) I'm sure there are questions other members have too so this is the perfect thread to do so.

I hope I don't sound to blunt either I don't mean to be :cool:


R is the creator and owner of this site and he's from Germany; why did he decide to create a UK fanclub?

Are the rumours true the moderators on this forum get free tickets to a Meat Loaf concert, and free M&G passes too?

How did the moderators get their jobs on this forum, what talents did they have that other people didn't?

If R was to die does that mean MLUKFC would die too, as in be shut down? (sorry about this one but it's an interesting question)

How many people have been permanently banned from this forum?

Has anyone ever met their lover on MLUKFC?

That's it for the moment if someone can take time out to respond to some of these questions I'd be grateful. I think this could develop into an interesting thread.

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 15:06
1. R is a member of the UK Fan Club, back in the day the fan club's online presence was via a Yahoo chatroom, from that the first mlukfc.com site was created and it grew from there.

2. They're complete bollocks.

3. They're carefully selected following a rigorous applicaiton and interview session involving exams and practical exercises conducted in secret in the Scottish Highlands.

4. He's going to live for ever. Rainer has however, been pretty much the single constant in the MLUKFC management team as it's changed over the years.

5. None of your business

6. See five ;-)

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 15:17
3. They're carefully selected following a rigorous applicaiton and interview session involving exams and practical exercises conducted in secret in the Scottish Highlands.

4. He's going to live for ever. Rainer has however, been pretty much the single constant in the MLUKFC management team as it's changed over the years.

6. See five ;-)

Answer 1: was interesting, and it's explains how MLUKFC was founded. :D
Answer 3: I don't believe at all; it sounds like something you would do in the army.
Answer 4: So does someone have this forum in their will?
Answer 5: there isn't anything personal in giving us a figure on who's banned because a figure never hurt anyones feelings ;)
Answer 6: Ah come on sure people would be delighted to hear romance stories on MLUKFC :heart:

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 15:58
Are the rumours true the moderators on this forum get free tickets to a Meat Loaf concert, and free M&G passes too?

no but if that's the case i should be renegotiating my contract

They're carefully selected following a rigorous applicaiton and interview session involving exams and practical exercises conducted in secret in the Scottish Highlands.


Andy and Monstro's exercises involved drinking whisky...mine involved having to avoid making sarcastic statements throughout the training, it was the longest five minutes i've ever experienced.

24K
09 Sep 2010, 16:00
no but if that's the case i should be renegotiating my contract




Andy and Monstro's exercises involved drinking whisky...mine involved having to avoid making sarcastic statements throughout the training, it was the longest five minutes i've ever experienced.

:lol:

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 16:02
Andy and Monstro's exercises involved drinking whisky...mine involved having to avoid making sarcastic statements throughout the training, it was the longest five minutes i've ever experienced.


Indeed. And we try to go on regular refresher sessions too :cheers:

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 16:14
So all you moderators have met before? But you aren't in the same country!!

I'm guessing being a moderator has no benefits..all you get is access to the delete/edit buttons, and peoples email and IP addresses. :yep:

melon
09 Sep 2010, 16:17
:yep:

Wario
09 Sep 2010, 16:58
In regards to number 6: me and Neil of course

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 17:07
In regards to number 6: me and Neil of course


:spit:

That's just wrong Wario.

RadioMaster
09 Sep 2010, 17:36
Are the rumours true the moderators on this forum get free tickets to a Meat Loaf concert, and free M&G passes too?


alright, who told him? :bleh:

btw Andy I'm still waiting for my UK M&G packages!!

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 17:38
alright, who told him? :bleh:

btw Andy I'm still waiting for my UK M&G packages!!

You're not the only one!

Sarge
09 Sep 2010, 17:46
Question 5 makes me giggle, considering who asked it. :devil:

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 17:51
The two posts by Andy and Radiomaster add to the conspiracy. I always knew the moderators weren't doing the job for the love of it. R has them well looked after. I'm sure they get free coffee and doughnut vouchers for all the hours spent on their computers minding this forum. Oh and is it true that the moderators have their only special room on this forum too? I'd love to see what the discussions are like in their!!

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 17:56
If you truly believe that what RJ and I said was serious then you are more deluded than I thought...

24K
09 Sep 2010, 18:02
Seriously Steve, can you really not tell when someone is joking ? Its as plain as day !

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 18:28
They deserve a free ticket and a M&G pass for all their work to be fair. I wouldn't be jealous at all. This website has been a huge benefit to Meat Loaf since it's creation, and those that help run it everyday deserve their just rewards.

Rage Against
09 Sep 2010, 18:34
I'd like to know if any of the moderators were the second gunman on the grassy knoll??? :D

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 18:50
1963!!! they would be to young to remember. :-P

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 18:59
I'd like to know if any of the moderators were the second gunman on the grassy knoll??? :D

"Duck!"

LucyK!
09 Sep 2010, 19:00
They deserve a free ticket and a M&G pass for all their work to be fair. I wouldn't be jealous at all. This website has been a huge benefit to Meat Loaf since it's creation, and those that help run it everyday deserve their just rewards.

I think it is worth remembering when people are kicking off and getting themselves infracted/banned/being generally unpopular that the Mods and Admins here are doing this in their own time (and it is a lot of time) and entirely for free...very easy to forget sometimes...

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 19:16
I think it is worth remembering when people are kicking off and getting themselves infracted/banned/being generally unpopular that the Mods and Admins here are doing this in their own time (and it is a lot of time) and entirely for free...very easy to forget sometimes...

I agree we're fantastic people...and also modest

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 19:17
I think it is worth remembering when people are kicking off and getting themselves infracted/banned/being generally unpopular that the Mods and Admins here are doing this in their own time (and it is a lot of time) and entirely for free...very easy to forget sometimes...

There is no one on here that I would class as unpopular.. everybody gets along very well. To be fair they don't being giving out much infraction points or bans lately. It's that kind of power is what makes them love their job as a MLUKFC moderator.

Rage Against
09 Sep 2010, 19:59
I would also like to know:

How many people have been banned for asking, "how many people have been banned"?

Rage Against
09 Sep 2010, 20:01
1963!!! they would be to young to remember. :-P

Ooops. Was I giving away my age with that one? ;)

LucyK!
09 Sep 2010, 20:02
I'm not saying that anyone here is unpopular, I'm saying that, on occassion, people make themselves unpopular for a period of time by causing controversy/bad feeling.

Monstro
09 Sep 2010, 20:15
Are the rumours true the moderators on this forum get free tickets to a Meat Loaf concert, and free M&G passes too?

I think at times we're the last people Meat wants to bump into lol

Ah come on sure people would be delighted to hear romance stories on MLUKFC :heart:

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12334&highlight=arrival


Andy and Monstro's exercises involved drinking whisky...

We passed

Indeed. And we try to go on regular refresher sessions too :cheers:

Needs must eh?

So all you moderators have met before? But you aren't in the same country!!

I'm guessing being a moderator has no benefits..all you get is access to the delete/edit buttons, and peoples email and IP addresses. :yep:

No and no

Oh and is it true that the moderators have their only special room on this forum too? I'd love to see what the discussions are like in their!!

:eyebrows:

I'd like to know if any of the moderators were the second gunman on the grassy knoll??? :D

1963!!! they would be to young to remember. :-P

Not the second gunman but Andy was there taking photo's

It's that kind of power is what makes them love their job as a MLUKFC moderator.

Gotta disagree with this one, logging on first thing in the morning, seeing 165 new posts and realising your the first mod on duty does not make you feel powerful lol

Monstro
09 Sep 2010, 20:16
I would also like to know:

How many people have been banned for asking, "how many people have been banned"?

nearly one :lmao:

Wario
09 Sep 2010, 20:21
6. Has anyone ever met their lover on MLUKFC?



Didnt me and Lucy get engaged cause of this site? :D:D:D

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 20:22
Didnt me and Lucy get engaged cause of this site? :D:D:D

that was obviously a very lucid (no pun intended) dream

LucyK!
09 Sep 2010, 20:29
Didnt me and Lucy get engaged cause of this site? :D:D:D

I can say with complete confidence that under no circumstances will that ever happen...I mean EVER...

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 20:30
that was obviously a very lucid (no pun intended) dream

Or complete nightmare depending on who you're talking to :lmao:

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 20:32
http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12334&highlight=arrival

So you met your lover on MLUKFC that you married and had a family with? Awww congrats!!! I bet that little baby has grown. Nearly two now and getting bolder by the day. :D


Gotta disagree with this one, logging on first thing in the morning, seeing 165 new posts and realising your the first mod on duty does not make you feel powerful lol

What motivates you to keep doing it though? You don't get anything. :confused:

Didnt me and Lucy get engaged cause of this site?

I thought you and Neil were lovers? What's going to come out of your mouth next? :lmao:

Wario
09 Sep 2010, 20:34
I thought you and Neil were lovers? What's going to come out of your mouth next? :lmao:

Me and R. had a fling in the 70's :shrug:

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 20:39
I can say with complete confidence that under no circumstances will that ever happen...I mean EVER...

Heartbreaker :mrgreen:

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 20:41
What motivates you to keep doing it though? You don't get anything. :confused:


we do it for the groupies and the drugs...Nurofen for the drugs, i'm still waiting for the groupies.

Wario
09 Sep 2010, 20:43
Heartbreaker :mrgreen:

Yeah. She broke it in two :(

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 20:45
I can say with complete confidence that under no circumstances will that ever happen...I mean EVER...

And if it were to ever come close to happening, there would be pistols at dawn and Wario would lose.

LucyK!
09 Sep 2010, 20:47
:))

Monstro
09 Sep 2010, 20:49
Awwwww, Andy's gone all macho lol

LucyK!
09 Sep 2010, 20:55
Quite right! I shouldn't have to defend my own honour :p

RadioMaster
09 Sep 2010, 20:55
we do it for the groupies and the drugs...Nurofen for the drugs, i'm still waiting for the groupies.


I got all the groupies (still waiting for the drugs though...)

I think the biggest disadvantage is you have to wear a green jacket at all the meet ups... (Thanks Neil! :bleh:)

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 20:55
no i think he meant he'd ask Lucy to go fight Wario with pistols at dawn...:D

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 20:56
I got all the groupies


this is all because you wore a suit and posted the pic on facebook...

RadioMaster
09 Sep 2010, 20:59
Indeed that's how it works... :eyebrows:

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 21:00
All the groupies spent their time getting hairdressing tips from RJ though.

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 21:01
Wario if I was being honest you and Pudding would be a perfect match. You both have similar personalities.

Mike if someone posted something about drugs and groupies they would be on their high horse out of here. :lmao: there is another example of Mod power.

The Flying Mouse
09 Sep 2010, 21:06
Are the rumours true the moderators on this forum get free tickets to a Meat Loaf concert, and free M&G passes too?


:twisted: A front row seat and M&G is alloted to each member of staff at every show.
However Andy R and myself keep that a secret from the rest of the staff and use their M&G's ourselves, going into the M&G room numerous times in various disguises.
So far Meat has met 47239065 mlukfc staff members :bleh:
The front row tickets, we either use the extra seats for merchandise and extra leg/elbow room, or sell them on e bay.


[LIST=1]
How did the moderators get their jobs on this forum, what talents did they have that other people didn't?


I juggled, Andy whistled Mr Bojangles, Sue did some mindreading, Dave put over 100 washing pegs on his face, Michael - unicycle, Mike - origami, Anki tapdanced her way into the staff, and RJ swallowed a shit load of things made out of metal.



If R was to die does that mean MLUKFC would die too, as in be shut down? (sorry about this one but it's an interesting question)

R cannot die as R does not exist in the conventional accepted meaning of the word.
R is actually a gestalt entity (http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Gestalt_entity).
He is a composite of the forum staff, and of Fred (the Fred explains the weird shit :nuts: ).
Fred is an experiment of the R composite and is actually called fRed (the capital R to signify that R is within fred, as fred is a part of the whole that is R).
The fRed paradox is that R is the creator of Fred, but fRed is a part of R, and so technically created himself.
It's a forum version of the chicken and the egg.
It was brought about by R (therefore the whole forum staff) being bored after playing with a pencil and rubber band one rainy Saturday afternoon.

The short answer to the question is that R cannot die unless all the forum staff are wiped out at the same time, and should the forum then promote new staff from the ranks, R would live again.
That said, if the forum staff were to be wiped out and fRed sigma was left, then R would take on the personality of Fred (fRed).
For the Harry Potter fans, think of fRed is Lord Voldermort's final horcrux :up:




How many people have been permanently banned from this forum?


That is actually a rather more bland question than you'd expect.
Most banning have been for spam.
As for the actual details and figures, see Andy's post :p


So all you moderators have met before? But you aren't in the same country!!


Most of us have met each other at some point or other.



I'm guessing being a moderator has no benefits..all you get is access to the delete/edit buttons, and peoples email and IP addresses. :yep:

We also get to sort out other peoples problems :facepalm:

In regards to number 6: me and Neil of course

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif

You really worry me dude.

I always knew the moderators weren't doing the job for the love of it.

We do.
Seriously.
mlukfc has always been a fan club run for fans by fans.
That's something that has never changed over the years.


I'm sure they get free coffee and doughnut vouchers for all the hours spent on their computers minding this forum.

OK, this is funny as ~~~~ :lmao:


Oh and is it true that the moderators have their only special room on this forum too? I'd love to see what the discussions are like in their!!

We have a broom closet (the location of which is top secret) and a lighter, and once a week we have a staff meeting which lasts the time it takes for the lighter to get too hot to hold without burning our fingers.


They deserve a free ticket and a M&G pass for all their work to be fair.

I agree :yep:
Come on people, do a fecking facebook petition or something :bicker:

I'd like to know if any of the moderators were the second gunman on the grassy knoll??? :D

No, but we got some mod training from a bloke who was in a pub who said he was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Or he might have said "say can gummi Honda gassy broll?"
I don't know, we were all kind of shit faced by then :hic:

I agree we're fantastic people...and also modest

Quoted for truth :yep:

It's that kind of power is what makes them love their job as a MLUKFC moderator.

No, we get our power kicks from owning a 1/32 scale Death Star which we will use for world domination and general acts of Evil :yep:

Monstro
09 Sep 2010, 21:10
Quite right! I shouldn't have to defend my own honour :p

self moderation, self moderation.............gonna see Smoggy at concerts

LucyK!
09 Sep 2010, 21:11
Say what you like - I have your tickets :))

The Flying Mouse
09 Sep 2010, 21:15
We passed


:twisted: :nope:
I remember when Andy conducted the interview, and the two of you emerged from the office (well, broom closet :shrug: ) with your arms round each other for balance, grinning like idiots, swinging a bottle of whiskey from your free hands, and what you actually uttered was "WE'S PISSED".





I thought you and Neil were lovers? What's going to come out of your mouth next? :lmao:

OK, someone's getting banned for this shit :bleh:

Me and R. had a fling in the 70's :shrug:

As R is a composite, that would mean it was group sex, and as none of the staff reported anything that weird happening to them in the middle of the day, i'm fairly sure you didn't. :wtf:

RadioMaster
09 Sep 2010, 21:15
R cannot die as R does not exist in the conventional accepted meaning of the word.
R is actually a [url=http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Gestalt_entity]gestalt entity].
He is a composite of the forum staff, and of Fred (the Fred explains the weird shit :nuts: ).
Fred is an experiment of the R composite and is actually called fRed (the capital R to signify that R is within fred, as fred is a part of the whole that is R).
The fRed paradox is that R is the creator of Fred, but fRed is a part of R, and so technically created himself.

He also created a version of Neil called the fRying mouse

Monstro
09 Sep 2010, 21:17
He also created a version of Neil called the fRying mouse

And RJ is R's Joke....it all fits

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 21:19
Neil thanks very much for taking a lot of time to reply to all my questions. I got the feeling it was riddled with sarcasm and half-truths though....not to mention the countless fiction throughout. R never existed he was a clone of Fred? :roll:

You should write to Fireball and tell him you'll shut the site down if he doesn't give you free stuff. Honestly he would be delighted to treat you guys to free concert tickets, and M&G for all your work.

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 21:19
Quite right! I shouldn't have to defend my own honour :p

am reminded of the Groucho Marx quote...

'Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.'

LucyK!
09 Sep 2010, 21:21
am reminded of the Groucho Marx quote...


Don't be - it's bloody awful!

24K
09 Sep 2010, 21:21
I would not fancy the job of being a moderator, i certainly do not think they are on a power trip !

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 21:21
Don't be - it's bloody awful!

from a female point of view...possibly

R.
09 Sep 2010, 21:23
This thread scares me. :angst:

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 21:24
i would suggest getting back on topic but even i'm not sure what that is...

24K
09 Sep 2010, 21:25
This thread scares me. :angst:

No shit :shock: there is some weird shit going on here !

24K
09 Sep 2010, 21:26
i would suggest getting back on topic but even i'm not sure what that is...

Think the topic is drugs, sex and rock and roll ?:lol:

allrevvedup
09 Sep 2010, 21:27
Think the topic is drugs, sex and rock and roll ?:lol:

very apt for your signature 'You better pray she took her morning medication ! .. '

LucyK!
09 Sep 2010, 21:28
I think the thread topic is the list of questions which Andy answered in post #2 ... so the rest is pretty pointless :p

The Flying Mouse
09 Sep 2010, 21:30
He also created a version of Neil called the fRying mouse

:twisted: Well someone had to cook dinner :shrug:

And RJ is R's Joke....it all fits

Exactly.
People were taking fRed way too seriously, and so we needed something a little less subtle :p

Neil thanks very much for taking a lot of time to reply to all my questions. I got the feeling it was riddled with sarcasm and half-truths though....not to mention the countless fiction throughout. R never existed he was a clone of Fred? :roll:


You're more than welcome.
I'm never knowlingly helpful :mrgreen:



You should write to Fireball and tell him you'll shut the site down if he doesn't give you free stuff. Honestly he would be delighted to treat you guys to free concert tickets, and M&G for all your work.

We couldn't do that.
We do what we do to give something back, so if Meat gave us stuff we'd have to do more stuff to give more back, which would incur more thanks and gifts meaning we'd have to give a hell of a lot more back.
That's a whole lot of giving back :panic:
One day Meat will stop doing stuff, then we'll give an extra 5 minutes "back" so that we are completley even.
Then Meat and the staff will face each other, staring at each other out and daring each other to do something that will result in the other doing something to thank the former, and it'll all kick off again.

I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it :wtf:

The Flying Mouse
09 Sep 2010, 21:31
This thread scares me. :angst:

:twisted: Which means that we are all scared :shock:

24K
09 Sep 2010, 21:33
very apt for your signature 'You better pray she took her morning medication ! .. '

You better believe it;):lol: Hubby has that as his ringtone, dunno what he means ?:shock: LOL...

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 21:37
You better believe it;):lol: Hubby has that as his ringtone, dunno what he means ?:shock: LOL...

Ohhh I do! :shock:

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 21:37
The problem with this thread is the moderators swarmed on it like a bee to honey. So instead of cleaning up other peoples mess they can clean up there own now. :lmao:

I was hoping the thread would develop into questions to do with this site..but Wario is using it to get himself a lover, and the moderators have gone mad. :shock:

The Flying Mouse
09 Sep 2010, 21:39
Wario is using it to get himself a lover, and the moderators have gone mad. :shock:

:twisted: We should put that in the welcome e mail :idea:

24K
09 Sep 2010, 21:39
Ohhh I do! :shock:


You know me too well;) LOL...

AndyK
09 Sep 2010, 21:43
Your quesitons were answered, no one else raised any. Think this can be moved to Off Topic now :))

Sarge
09 Sep 2010, 21:47
Think the topic is drugs, sex and rock and roll ?:lol:

After reading this thread, I think it's only drugs, LOL.

24K
09 Sep 2010, 21:49
After reading this thread, I think it's only drugs, LOL.

:lol: sounds like some are on them and some should be on them, me i know which category i am in;)

Rage Against
09 Sep 2010, 21:50
R cannot die as R does not exist in the conventional accepted meaning of the word.
R is actually a gestalt entity (http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Gestalt_entity).
He is a composite of the forum staff, and of Fred (the Fred explains the weird shit :nuts: ).
Fred is an experiment of the R composite and is actually called fRed (the capital R to signify that R is within fred, as fred is a part of the whole that is R).
The fRed paradox is that R is the creator of Fred, but fRed is a part of R, and so technically created himself.
It's a forum version of the chicken and the egg.
It was brought about by R (therefore the whole forum staff) being bored after playing with a pencil and rubber band one rainy Saturday afternoon.

The short answer to the question is that R cannot die unless all the forum staff are wiped out at the same time, and should the forum then promote new staff from the ranks, R would live again.
That said, if the forum staff were to be wiped out and fRed sigma was left, then R would take on the personality of Fred (fRed).
For the Harry Potter fans, think of fRed is Lord Voldermort's final horcrux :up:


I have a headache now. :angst:

Steve6
09 Sep 2010, 21:52
Your quesitons were answered, no one else raised any. Think this can be moved to Off Topic now :))

It could nearly be merged with the "Post your thoughts" thread. :-P or else rename it "Moderators: With their guard down"

Rage Against
09 Sep 2010, 21:52
No, but we got some mod training from a bloke who was in a pub who said he was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Or he might have said "say can gummi Honda gassy broll?"
I don't know, we were all kind of shit faced by then :hic:

:lmao:

Pudding
10 Sep 2010, 02:48
Seriously Steve, can you really not tell when someone is joking ? Its as plain as day !

But he only comes out at night, less Police patrolling the public toilets.

daveake
10 Sep 2010, 11:09
But he only comes out at night, less Police patrolling the public toilets.

That's a terrible thing to say ...










... it's "fewer" not "less". :twisted:

A Slice Of English
10 Sep 2010, 12:54
But he only comes out at night, less Police patrolling the public toilets.

Thank God my patrol days are over. The last thing I'd want to see is Wario in a toilet up to no good. Soooooo greatful I'm a detective now!

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 16:05
But he only comes out at night, less Police patrolling the public toilets.

You have been saying the same thing since November 2005 :lol:. You have an obsession with public toilets what do like about them?

Why was R scared when reading this thread? I always thought he was a "Man of Steel" ;) I think he should allow the MLUKFC members to vote in the next moderator when he needs one. Isn't that a fantastic idea? and what's better I'll be running for election :lmao:

CarylB
10 Sep 2010, 17:35
No and twice no!

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 18:07
No and twice no!

We'll see come election time. :cool:

Wario
10 Sep 2010, 18:54
We'll see come election time. :cool:

is this serious?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif

The Flying Mouse
10 Sep 2010, 19:00
is this serious?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif

:twisted: About as serious as this thread.








There have never been mod elections and there never will be.
If that isn't domocratic enough, that's because we're not a democracy.
Feel free to start your own forum any time you want if you want to be a mod :mrgreen:

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 19:07
There have never been mod elections and there never will be.
If that isn't domocratic enough, that's because we're not a democracy.
Feel free to start your own forum any time you want if you want to be a mod :mrgreen:

I always knew MLUKFC was a Republican forum :bicker: Their policies are the same anyway. :yep: "It's our way or the highway" :yep:

When you become a moderator is there any get out clause? or are you tied down for life? :shock:

The Flying Mouse
10 Sep 2010, 19:11
When you become a moderator is there any get out clause? or are you tied down for life? :shock:

:twisted: It's easier to get out of the mafia.

I was just filling in for two weeks, that was 7 years ago :panic:

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 19:18
It's easier to get out of the mafia.

I was just filling in for two weeks, that was 7 years ago :panic:

:lmao:

You better call on the mafia to break you out of here, or else you're doomed for an eternity in the land of R. :shock:

Wario
10 Sep 2010, 19:47
Feel free to start your own forum any time you want if you want to be a mod :mrgreen:

I will be for two weeks when Masculine is in the set in november...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 20:35
I will be for two weeks when Masculine is in the set in november...



:spit:

Not only do you talk about "Masculine" you go to bed dreaming about it too. :shock:

Dave
10 Sep 2010, 20:42
...........

LucyK!
10 Sep 2010, 20:48
I always knew MLUKFC was a Republican forum :bicker: Their policies are the same anyway. :yep: "It's our way or the highway" :yep:


Do you need directions to the highway?

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 20:56
Do you need directions to the highway?

I've been given directions to the Highway more times than you have posted. :lmao:

LucyK!
10 Sep 2010, 20:59
And yet....

Steve6
10 Sep 2010, 21:03
I always found my way back. ;) awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Monstro
10 Sep 2010, 21:52
not thru lack of us changing the roadsigns!!!!

AndyK
10 Sep 2010, 22:22
I will be for two weeks when Masculine is in the set in november...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif

You are as deluded as the thread starter.

daveake
10 Sep 2010, 22:27
Blimey. Aren't the school holidays over yet?

Sue K
10 Sep 2010, 22:52
Blimey. Aren't the school holidays over yet?

:pray: ...

mszee
10 Sep 2010, 22:53
I can't believe I just read this entire thread...well, ok, I've skipped most of it...so...it's down to Steve6 and all mods...let me know who wins...

Monstro
11 Sep 2010, 00:17
I can't believe I just read this entire thread...well, ok, I've skipped most of it...so...it's down to Steve6 and all mods...let me know who wins...

Trust me, we're the ones with the ban button, we'll win

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 00:20
The mods have the power and tools to win. I'm armed with an old fashioned pitchfork :shock: There's also 10 of them and only 1 of me. I take inspiration from the spartans though. :kickass: You can win any battle with a smart brain which I have. :cool:

duke knooby
11 Sep 2010, 00:21
I can't believe I just read this entire thread...

you read more than i did

duke knooby
11 Sep 2010, 00:23
You can win any battle with a smart brain which I have. :cool:

i thought you didn't recognise sarcasm

Monstro
11 Sep 2010, 00:26
You can win any battle with a smart brain which I have. :cool:

I've been thru hundreds of your posts and cannot find any evidence to back up this statement, I'll keep searching to prove that I'm fair and honest but I'm not gonna hold my breath :mrgreen:

Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 00:27
You have been saying the same thing since November 2005 :lol:. You have an obsession with public toilets what do like about them?

What do you like about them?

To be honest, I read most of your posts and automatically think they're shit and need flushing down the bog. Saying that, I'd vote for you in a mod election...I could do with a good f*cking laugh :lmao:

Monstro
11 Sep 2010, 00:30
Saying that, I'd vote for you in a mod election...I could do with a good f*cking laugh :lmao:

I never really realised how much you had it in for us :mrgreen:

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 00:53
The one thing about Pudding is he laughs at you not with you. :lol:

Oh and I would like to take this opportunity to announce to everyone that Pudding is in fact a moderator himself, on the Bat Out Of Hell musical forum. Within the first hour of becoming a moderator he banned someone. I never laughed as hard in my life when I read it. Thank god he isn't a moderator here or else I'd be gone long ago...and gone forever too. :lmao:

Monstro you know I'm smart ask me any question and within a few minutes I will have an answer for. Never doubt my intellectual capabilities. :lol:

duke knooby
11 Sep 2010, 00:56
Monstro you know I'm smart ask me any question and within a few minutes I will have an answer for.

google is your friend... but will you deliver a correct answer???

Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 00:57
The one thing about Pudding is he laughs at you not with you. :lol:

Not true, admittedly I laugh a lot at you ;)

Oh and I would like to take this opportunity to announce to everyone that Pudding is in fact a moderator himself, on the Bat Out Of Hell musical forum. Within the first hour of becoming a moderator he banned someone. I never laughed as hard in my life when I read it. Thank god he isn't a moderator here or else I'd be gone long ago...and gone forever too. :lmao:

Not sure what me being a mod somewhere else has to do with here? But to be honest, I never banned someone within the first hour of becoming a mod. I made no bones that I'd ban a certain someone if they ever decided to join, they joined and I kept my promise.

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 00:59
Within the first hour of becoming a moderator he banned someone.
But that someone is a grade A toss pot.

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 01:05
Not true, admittedly I laugh a lot at you ;)

I don't do anything stupid to have people laughing at me. I have a habit of getting a bit excited, but that's from listening to Jim Steinman's songs a lot... either that or it was all the medication I took. ;)

But that someone is a grade A toss pot.

I'm sure R and the moderators think I'm a toss pot too. But it wouldn't be fair to ban me because of it. ;-)

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:07
That's because this is R's house and we play by his rules. The other place you mention is Dave's house and has a different set of rules.

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 01:18
That's because this is R's house and we play by his rules. The other place you mention is Dave's house and has a different set of rules.

I know but when I heard he made Pud a moderator I found it hilarious. I know this is R's house... it's a pity he doesn't feed us all though. It has everything else but a kitchen. :-(

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 01:18
How do you know there isn't? Maybe you have yet to find it?

Wario
11 Sep 2010, 01:19
Just wait till the glasgow show in november. I have a 50% chance of two-weeks of the WLUKFC...

duke knooby
11 Sep 2010, 01:22
WLUKFC...

~~~~ lovers uk fan club?

mariella
11 Sep 2010, 01:31
That's because this is R's house and we play by his rules. The other place you mention is Dave's house and has a different set of rules.... I recently was thinking about me sitting on R's lap at wembley...
to get back on topic ... yes he is the boss around here (and I sure like to keep it that way!) .. Rainer onces stayed with me in the rain and wind when he didn't need to at Oberhausen pre-concert .. I am sure we both felt frozen after that concert .. yet, complaining is not his thing ... and I for sure love him for it! (as it Hurt lol).

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 01:51
R is a great man, and a very person smart person too. It's a pity he doesn't post much though. I always compared R to Erik the phantom without the mask but with glasses instead

24K
11 Sep 2010, 01:55
R probably has more sense;) LOL...

Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 02:01
I don't do anything stupid to have people laughing at me.

LMAO :lmao: That's got to be a contender for quote of the week.

allrevvedup
11 Sep 2010, 02:09
I can see this one being a long night...:roll:

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 02:16
I can see this one being a long night...:roll:

Especially when you have Pudding posting drunk :hic:

Dave
11 Sep 2010, 02:18
Wow

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:19
Can you prove that Pudding is posting drunk?

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 02:22
No but the moderators can? ;-)

Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 02:23
I am +11 hours of GMT, which makes it morning for me, being drunk at this time is not an option. However, some of Steve6's posts are tempting me to drink.

Evil One
11 Sep 2010, 02:24
No but the moderators can?
Yet again you mix opinion with fact. They can form a considered opinion on Pudding's inebriation, or even take a wild stab in the dark, but unless they can see Pudding it cannot be taken as fact.

I am +11 hours of GMT, which makes it morning for me, being drunk at this time is not an option. However, some of Steve6's posts are tempting me to drink.
Domestos

daveake
11 Sep 2010, 02:29
You can win any battle with a smart brain which I have. :cool:

In a jar, on the shelf? Perhaps you could swap with it? Failing that, get someone to remove your actual brain and get a refund. Failing that get someone to swap it with that of a sea-dwelling mammal, because at least then it would be fit for porpoise.

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 02:41
Easy folks.....easy now. Lets take a little deep breath and reflect on a couple of things. First of all I'm not swapping my brain for a refund, my brain has been through so much it's now classed as damaged goods. It has to stay inside my skull.

I didn't mean to say Pudding was under the influence of alcohol, however I do think drunk posting should be prohibited as it involves mad behaviour, and threads going off topic which is what's happening here. The mods need to go to sleep sometime.

Does anyone have a question about MLUKFC? and not about me exchanging my brain with a sea-dwelling mammal.

Pudding
11 Sep 2010, 02:59
Does anyone have a question about MLUKFC? and not about me exchanging my brain with a sea-dwelling mammal.

Errrr NO! :lock:

CarylB
11 Sep 2010, 03:11
I didn't mean to say Pudding was under the influence of alcohol

You managed pretty well without meaning to then. I don't care for a lot of what Pud posts, but he never brags about drinking, nor do I ever get the impression he's posting whist drunk.

however I do think drunk posting should be prohibited as it involves mad behaviour, and threads going off topic which is what's happening here. The mods need to go to sleep sometime.

So your posting is done whilst sober? Even more worrying!

Does anyone have a question about MLUKFC? and not about me exchanging my brain with a sea-dwelling mammal.

I don't think anyone has raised any questions about the UK forum, which R manages perfectly adequately with his moderator team. You started the thread with some imo preposterous questions, which few could take seriously.

Caryl .. agreeing with Pud .. time to close it down!

Monstro
11 Sep 2010, 03:17
Especially when you have Pudding posting drunk :hic:

Can you prove that Pudding is posting drunk?

No way he's as pissed as I am at this time lol

Monstro
11 Sep 2010, 03:19
Monstro you know I'm smart ask me any question and within a few minutes I will have an answer for. Never doubt my intellectual capabilities. :lol:

What is my inside leg measurement?

Wario
11 Sep 2010, 03:22
What is my inside leg measurement?

Quilt

Monstro
11 Sep 2010, 03:25
Quilt??????

Steve6
11 Sep 2010, 03:35
I don't think anyone has raised any questions about the UK forum, which R manages perfectly adequately with his moderator team. You started the thread with some imo preposterous questions, which few could take seriously.

Caryl .. agreeing with Pud .. time to close it down!

I think you're a being a bit cruel Caryl. If you actually read the first post on the thread it's actually quiet interesting, and you can see why I started it. To be fair we don't really know what goes on behind the scenes on this site, and all I was showing was interest. Obviously I was only expecting questions and answers every once in a while, but the mods have used it as a playground instead :lol: As regards Pudding being drunk...it's only friendly banter. I always post sober!!!! ALWAYS!!! :yep:

Monstro
11 Sep 2010, 03:49
Ok, this ain't going nowhere, as mods we had a bit of fun, guess we hoped it would carry on that way.

Used it as a playground? We answered some bloody stupid questions the same way they were asked lol

time to close this and go elsewhere