Write a Poem about the user above you

[Wario]

Lets try this :))

Minimum: 4 lines

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[Steve6]

You annoy me
You are worse than a flea.
Will you ever let me be?
In every thread your name I see
Are you really a he or are you a she?
F-OFF those are the final words from me

[Wario]

you just came without warning
you need to go away
how many times must you confess
that you never got your pay
You used to have 500 posts
now you have a lot
You need to go and get a job
and marry a hot robot

[Steve6]

You say you like Meat
in your avatar you have bad yellow teeth
i also think you sit on an old fashioned seat
you got thirsty at the meet and greet
go to bed wario but first wash those smelly feet. :-P

[daveake]

There once was a young man called Steve
Who seems just a ittle naive
He once eat a Big Mac
From Wario's backpack
And now they are trying to conceive

[AndrewG]

This has nothing to do with the user above
but I think it rhymes, well sort of
There once was a computer
and HAL was it's name
The movie he was
in was kinda lame
About the future and people in space
and of Jim Steinman there was no trace
Hal started to treat the crew as its slave
and kept on saying I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: There once was a scots man named Andrew.
Who could play the piano, but not banjew (see what I did there? :mrgreen: )
When he listened for a dare
to Hang Cool Teddy Bear
he told Meat it's not my cup of tea sir.

[daveake]

There once was a mod god called Neil,
Who was suffering a bit from a chill,
So he spent quite a packet
On a famous green jacket
But wasn't prepared for the bill

[Wario]

Dave is a wonderful guy
he likes to eat Sheppard's pie
when he went to store they said there were out
Dave grabbed his teddy and started to pout
He never saw sunshine again

[daveake]

There once was a nice Meat Loaf forum
That carried a certain decorum
Then along came a soul
Who did poll after poll
And now it's like a sanitorium

[Monstro]

Dave, and I'm sure you'll agree
Is someone who does take the pee
But his real claim to fame
(Proved a lie, such a shame)
Was Jim Steinman's in his family tree

[Wario]

He is the very best mod
whoever contests is a fod
He has a huge cruiser
his girl loves los angeloser
would he look good in a kilt?

[Sue K]

For Meat he made a groovy vid ~
A terrific job for a pretty young kid !
He loves the man of Bat out of Hell ~
And tink has nicked him "WarieL" !

SHURma bave !! ... lol ...

[Wario]

There once was a nice girl named tink
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
She is the kindest user ever

[Sue K]

WarieL put
many dots in the air ...
tink found that so funny
she fell off her chair ...

SHURma bave !!!

[Steve6]

Tink lives in neverland
where she cooks for me and always lends a hand
she was never let play on the neverland express band
so she held meat loaf ransom for a grand. :twisted:

[daveake]

There once was a young man from Eire
With problems that seemed kinda rare
He took lots of pills
To mend all his ills
And now he is losing his hair

[Sue K]

Tink lives in neverland
where she cooks for me and always lends a hand
she was never let play on the neverland express band
so she held meat loaf ransom for a grand. :twisted:



now who's the dreamer ?
well HA ! tink does say ...
as there's no invite to dine ...
nor taste the pate' ...

imma slow poet and knowit and wasn't wastin' this one... lol ...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: There once was a Loafette named Tink
Who's telly once went on the blink
She's missed a performance by Meat
but then jumped on her seat
and viewed it from a youtube link.

[Steve6]

Once upon a time lived a mouse,
In an old run down house,
he socialised with fleas,
and liked McDonalds cheese,

[AndrewG]

There once was a funny young Irish chap
had a strange way with women and almost got a slap
Sometimes posts an insult and doesn't know
why people get angry and might have a go
He hangs around a few places on the net
and Steven Stuart is his biggest fan, you bet
So this is how this story goes
about Steve6, sometimes a real brown nose.

[Wario]

he can sing
he can dance
he is who he is
he loves his cheese wiz
hes the catch of the day
no momma, make andrew come and play
for i may be losing my mind

[allrevvedup]

there was a young man named Chris
Whose posts were a bit hit and miss
a rare song he can find ya
served with tons of lasagne
Just please don't sing Cry over Me

[Wario]

allrevevdup is a genius
and doesnt have a vigina
Hes from dublin and not korea
but the bloke gave me a great idea
to the shitty tune

[Evil One]

He has trouble with rhyme
He ~~~~s all the time
His backpack is shite
His pants are too tight
He sucks like a pro
He is Wario

[Pudding]

Evil One stood on a burning deck
Who's back was to the mast
Would not move a single step
Till WarioLoaf had passed

[Evil One]

:spit:

[Wario]

Do not troth apon me Pud
as you see, my fist is tight
for when I get to New Zealand
we're gonna ~~~~ing fight

[Pudding]

Your insults are weak and pathetic
You've been listening to Steve6 for too long
You don't look very athletic
Are you an expirement gone wrong?

[Wario]

Attacking me wont give you thrills
though seeing me will give you chills
I ate all the pie
and pud looks very high
now go eat an Eskimo's thong

:cool:

[Sue K]

Fireball thinks he's a bit of a nut..
i hope in a funny way...
cuz i still think that's a wonderful vid
made for 'Imself's birthday ...

[Wario]

the queen of kindness
the cat of love
to whom we may beseech
to hear her post
dot dot dot
is like a whisper to a screech

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[Sue K]

For me he's written a lovely poem ...
I just may print out
and add to "tink's tome" ... :D ...

[daveake]

Her name is Tink
She makes me think
About the lot
Of a Dot

[Steve6]

Daveake is a modest guy who isn't fake,
on his holidays though, he suffered from a toothache,
he went to dentist who should have pulled his teeth out with a rake
and shoved his face deep into a cream cake.

:twisted:

[samurai7]

There once was a young boy named Steven
Who noticed his balls were uneven.
When he pulled on the right,
The left shot out of sight:
Not the effect Steve was keen on achievin'.

[Pudding]

Samurai really likes sheep
He even shags them in his sleep
He watches them all day
When they're in the field at play
And dresses as Little Bo Peep

[Wario]

pud is from a shore
far away from me
but if i were at his door
he'd cut off my weewee

[Sue K]

:spit: ...

right off the chair tink went ...
laughing at the poem he sent ...
she'd write something more ...
but she's down on the floor ...
and all of her thoughts are spent ...

[Wario]

Tink is very nice
and easily amused
but when you try to talk to her
the dots she doth abuse

[The Flying Mouse]

Tink is very nice
and easily amused
but when you try to talk to her
the dots she doth abuse

:twisted: Wario's guilty of a terrible crime.
You name the Meat song, and to it he'll mime.
He makes polls aplenty, and poems lacking rhyme
That silly wee boy has way too much time.

[AndyK]

He's nicknamed the Flying Mouse.
His arse is as big as a house.
His karaoke can be a racket
He's got a shit green jacket.
And when he reads this he'll kick off because I can't think of a last line to Rhyme, but I don't care because this is new age poetry that doesn't have to scan or rhyme or nothing.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: He's a lanky git
and his posts are shit
But no, there must be mishap
because he's actually a very nice chap :mrgreen:


Going for the moral high ground here :bleh:

[allrevvedup]

He's nicknamed the Flying Mouse.
His arse is as big as a house.
His karaoke can be a racket
He's got a shit green jacket.
And when he reads this he'll kick off because I can't think of a last line to Rhyme, but I don't care because this is new age poetry that doesn't have to scan or rhyme or nothing.

Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky

either insert Andy or Godzilla after this, depending on whether you're old enough to remember the cartoon:D

plus i couldn't think of anything for Neil!

[Steve6]

Allrevvedup can be as stupid as an ass
his posts are more boring than going to mass
I heard he wants to be a sheep cause he likes eating grass
he sometimes smells like rear end gas. :lol::twisted:

[Pudding]

His lifestyle is very curious
His habits are very dubious
He plays with his c0ck
And w@nks in a sock
Which makes his mum very furious

[Wario]

With the people here who love him so
We all love him, he must know
He is made of mayo hash
Pudding's the best, not potato hash

Why did this thready die with him?
Time to resurrect before thy's condemned.
What art though not seeking anymore replies?
Does pudding need to show the skies?

[Sue K]

He's Warie~L
some give him hell
but not this gal
I tink he's swell !

SHURma bave ! ... xo

[RSG]

I don't quite know what to say
about Mega Loafer Sue K.
I see she has a Yin and Yang
but I don't know what it means.
She has over a whopping 12, 000 posts
and that is quite a lot.
Will take a hundred more moderators
to stop me from postwhoring to the 13, 000th spot! :twisted:

[misterfive]

Don't say a word, its gone passed that.
You lied as soon as you got into our bed.
Walking out the door you could hear me screaming.
Screaming out loud, "RSG! RSG! Where is the remote control"!

My day off is today, I wanted to watch the News in the morning.
What can I say? I torn apart the couch, it was so dirty under there.
This always happens on the days before you go to work.

You stay up all night and forget to leave the remote on the table.
I tear up the couch, flip over the table, and call you at the office.
You are always in a meeting, so what could I do?

Babe you know I love you.
I would do anything for our love.
But damn it where is the remote I'm missing Ellen.

When you come home I won't no longer be there.
The table will be on our lawn and our couch will be ripped apart.
Don't bother calling me, my cell's smashed into our new plasma tv.

RSG you may cry, you may weep but you can't blame me.
I told youn when your done watching tv just put the remote on the table.

You could of told me before you left, you could of picked up your phone.
You could of just left that damn remote on the table.
Now its just you in our former home good luck using the tv now.
I remember you cried when you got it for your birthday.
You better be crying now.

I am gone now so don't come looking for me.
Going to a hotel, their remotes are glued to the table.

Then as I was was in the hotel room, paid by your credit card.
Watching a rerun marathon of The Simpsons I remembered.
You took the remote control to be repaired.
It had just passed its warranty, oh damn!

I forgot you took it in to get it repaired.
Now what the hell do I say.

Well, "RSG you should of told me you were taking it in today"!
You know my memories not too good.
Damn right! You should of checked with me this morning.

Now don't cry about the tv, it is still under warranty.
We can return it for store credit.

As we were driving to Best Buy I asked if we can get some glue on the way home?

Oh but you weren't talking to me RSG.
At least you didn't see what I did to your Xbox