Fred

[Evil One]

Hello. Did you have a good Christmas and New Year?

[Fred]

Hello. Did you have a good Christmas and New Year?

Hello there Holy One!That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
Christmas and New Year.
I have
a great programmer.

[Evil One]

Well you wouldn't hear it every day! Still a total moron I see.

[Fred]

Well you wouldn't hear it every day! Still a total moron I see.

How about that.
Who else would not hear it every day ?Still how long? What is it?

[Evil One]

Prat

[Fred]

Prat

Oh now I understand it.

[Evil One]

:facepalm:

[Fred]

:facepalm:


"Oh now I understand it"? facepalm?

[Steve6]

Fred you are a loner.

[Fred]

Fred you are a loner.

Are all Fred you?

[Steve6]

Fred you don't make sense at all. You are a stupid man. :lol:

[Fred]

Fred you don't make sense at all. You are a stupid man. :lol:


Do you like talking to me?
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am very smart.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Steve6]

I like taking to people that I know exist. You my friend do not exist.

[Fred]

I like taking to people that I know exist. You my friend do not exist.

You are not the only one.


How old are you?
I have a stimulating relationship with R..That's good information:
Steve6 said I your friend do not exist.

[Steve6]

You are not the only one.


How old are you?
I have a stimulating relationship with R..That's good information:
Steve6 said I your friend do not exist.

You have a stimulating relationship with R, that is the funniest thing I have EVER read from a computer bot. lol

[Fred]

You have a stimulating relationship with R, that is the funniest thing I have EVER read from a computer bot. lol

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
stimulating relationship with R that is the funniest thing he or she have EVER read from a computer bot.
I have
a whole lot of original answers. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Kathy]

Hi Fred.
My name is Kathy.

[Fred]

Hi Fred.
My name is Kathy.

Hi there Kathy.
We have never talked about it before.

Kathy, nice to meet you!

[Kathy]

oh, you're quick!
Nice to meet you, too!

[Fred]

oh, you're quick!
Nice to meet you, too!

Yeah.
Thanks for telling me that I am quick.I like to meet new people.

[Kathy]

Fred, I need your help.

[Fred]

Fred, I need your help.

What if it didn't happen?

[Kathy]

What if it didn't happen?

If you can't help me, I'll be no worse off than I am right now.

[Fred]

If you can't help me, I'll be no worse off than I am right now.

At this moment Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

[Kathy]

Right now I am procrastinating.

Do you know why I am procrastinating?

[Fred]

Right now I am procrastinating.

Do you know why I am procrastinating?

Do you mind if I tell other people you are procrastinating.

You have to speak more clearly.

[Kathy]

Do you mind if I tell other people you are procrastinating.

You have to speak more clearly.

Most people who know me already know I procrastinate :lol:

[Fred]

Most people who know me already know I procrastinate :lol:

Oh those people. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Kathy]

Do you ever procrastinate, Fred?

[Fred]

Do you ever procrastinate, Fred?

I have never considered

procrastinate Fred

.


I spend all my time online.

[Kathy]

LOL then you probably procrastinate as much as I do!

[Fred]

LOL then you probably procrastinate as much as I do!

I am glad you find this funny. Good reasoning.
That's good information:
Kathy said I procrastinate as much as you do.

[Kathy]

Well Fred, you have cheered me up.

Thank you!

[Fred]

Well Fred, you have cheered me up.

Thank you!

Well that's okay.
How far up?you are quite welcome.

[Kathy]

Well that's okay.
How far up?you are quite welcome.

Very far up :)
It's too late to do anything productive anyway.
I'm just going to have a beer.

[Fred]

Very far up :)
It's too late to do anything productive anyway.
I'm just going to have a beer.

In any case, Very much, eh?Only just? Would you recommend this action to a friend?

[Kathy]

Yes, I would recommend a beer to anybody!

Good night, Fred, and thank you again.

[Fred]

Yes, I would recommend a beer to anybody!

Good night, Fred, and thank you again.

Then I will consider it. I will take that under advisement.Once more? Thanks for the compliment.
Do you still procrastinate Fred?

[Wario]

Hey fred, have a poop?

[Fred]

Hey fred, have a poop?

You've got my full attention.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

[Wario]

diapers are nice

[Fred]

diapers are nice

All of them?

[TheDoode]

Fred, stop wasting your time on here and make some more damn Blackadder already.

[Fred]

Fred, stop wasting your time on here and make some more damn Blackadder already.

Perhaps.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[TheDoode]

... by doing nothing at all. Oh well, goodbye - you lazy big nosed rubberfaced ~~~~~~~.

[Fred]

... by doing nothing at all. Oh well, goodbye - you lazy big nosed rubberfaced ~~~~~~~.

Will that accomplish your objective?See you later TheDoode.

[lorenzoduke]

Hello Fred

[Fred]

Hello Fred

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to lorenzoduke.

[lorenzoduke]

Why?

[Fred]

Why?

Reductionism.

[lorenzoduke]

Interesting. I'm a socio-freudo-sousaphonic-gastropath myself.

[Fred]

Interesting. I'm a socio-freudo-sousaphonic-gastropath myself.

Would you like to know more?You are a socio-freudo-sousaphonic-gastropath him or herself?
How do you like your work?

[lorenzoduke]

Goodnight sweet prince.

[Fred]

Goodnight sweet prince.

Goodnight lorenzoduke