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Wario
08 Jul 2011, 20:40
This is the "What If..." Game. The poster first answers the "what if..." question above then comes up with their own "what if" question

I'll start:

What if a giant gorilla stepped on your car?
The Flying Mouse
08 Jul 2011, 20:42
:twisted: I'd ask him for his insurace details :shrug:

What if........................

I locked this thread :devil:
AndyK
08 Jul 2011, 20:47
I'd unlock it.

What if Penguins weren't bigger than frogs?
samurai7
08 Jul 2011, 21:31
I'd unlock it.

What if Penguins weren't bigger than frogs?

Then they probably wouldn't have happy feet.

What if someone asks a question there is no answer to?
Wario
08 Jul 2011, 21:32
Take a piss

What if HIAHB's name was changed?
suzieq
09 Jul 2011, 03:05
I'm sure that a new acronym would be made to replace it.

What if urine was used to replace the world's dependency on fossil fuels?
stretch37
09 Jul 2011, 03:21
What if the Hang Cool Tour DVD is better than MSO ? :D
PanicLord
09 Jul 2011, 03:36
Good times all round.

What if it turned out Jamie Lee Curtis was really a man, and Cher was really a woman?
Wario
09 Jul 2011, 04:39
They aren't?

What if you lost your remote and couldn't find it?
suzieq
09 Jul 2011, 04:49
I'd ask my kid where "HE" put it last.

What if you are caught between a rock and a hard place?
Wario
09 Jul 2011, 04:53
I'd make sure the price is right

What if Batman asked you to be his sidekick?
samurai7
09 Jul 2011, 05:04
I'd make sure the price is right

What if Batman asked you to be his sidekick?

I'd ask him where he got those wonderful toys.

What if nobody answers this question?
snider22
09 Jul 2011, 05:22
Then the 2012 apocalypse would have came early

What if Santa Clause was elected President of the United States?
suzieq
09 Jul 2011, 05:36
Ho, Ho, Ho in the Oval Office.


What if the moon is a farse?
Wario
09 Jul 2011, 05:54
What if the moon is a farse?

Then that would mean the sun is a sobriety

What if this board never existed?
suzieq
09 Jul 2011, 06:07
I wouldn't be roped into this "what if" game.

What if there was an alternate ending to the Matrix?
melon
09 Jul 2011, 06:28
I wouldn't be roped into this "what if" game.

What if there was an alternate ending to the Matrix?

It'd just be plain confusing...... but more awesome effects.....

What if earth really did turn into the planet of the apes?
Wario
09 Jul 2011, 06:57
Itd be like MLUFC

What if Meat Loaf did a duet with Justin Beiber?
melon
09 Jul 2011, 09:42
Itd be like MLUFC

What if Meat Loaf did a duet with Justin Beiber?


I'd be bloody disowning our man lol, or the end of the world must have come early

What if my M&G ticket gets lost!?!?! :shock::shock::shock:
AndyK
09 Jul 2011, 13:27
We'll here the screams in the UK.

What if Sir Tim Berners-Lee hadn't invented what he invented?
samurai7
09 Jul 2011, 14:22
We'll here the screams in the UK.

What if Sir Tim Berners-Lee hadn't invented what he invented?

Then a lot of guys would NEVER get to see a girl naked :p

What if everyone was paid in cheese?
Wario
09 Jul 2011, 15:44
What if everyone was paid in cheese?

It would be harder to tell who farted

What if Spiderman had a baby with Plastic Man?
snowy
09 Jul 2011, 23:25
What if Spiderman had a baby with Plastic Man?[/QUOTE]

The whole world would be amazed that 2 men managed to conceive a child!

What if I had something better to do than join in this silly game?
Monstro
10 Jul 2011, 00:00
What if Spiderman had a baby with Plastic Man?

The whole world would be amazed that 2 men managed to conceive a child!

That's good, nice one!!!!
Wario
12 Jul 2011, 23:54
What if I had something better to do than join in this silly game?

You probably wouldn't have made Monstro laugh like he did above

What if chocolate didn't exist?
suzieq
13 Jul 2011, 05:02
Then you really haven't witnessed PMS yet.

What if the world was 2/3 land?
AndyK
13 Jul 2011, 12:03
It's take longer to get to the beach.

What if Wario really could spell?
The Flying Mouse
13 Jul 2011, 17:37
:twisted: You'd take the piss out of my spelling more.

What if i'd never worn that jacket? :bleh:
Wario
13 Jul 2011, 17:40
What if i'd never worn that jacket? :bleh:

I never would've mad that ever-so controversial "Meat in a green jacket on CA" video :))

What If Meat decided to randomly sing it just wont quit at RAH accapella?
AndyK
13 Jul 2011, 18:18
What if i'd never worn that jacket? :bleh:

We can only dream of that having happened


What If Meat decided to randomly sing it just wont quit at RAH accapella?
We'd have more than likely enjoyed it.


What if Steve Jobs had decided to call his company Carrot?
suzieq
13 Jul 2011, 21:54
Bugs Bunny would have been a nice spokesrabbit.


What if Meat called you on the phone right now?
snowy
14 Jul 2011, 00:23
What if Meat called you on the phone right now?[/QUOTE]

Ask him how he got my ex-directory number then invite him round for coffee

What if the Tooth Fairy wasn't real?
Wario
14 Jul 2011, 00:41
What if the Tooth Fairy wasn't real?

I probably wouldnt be surprised

What if somone said you won a billion bucks?
BostonAngel
14 Jul 2011, 09:43
I would never be able to solve my problems.

What if Wario never posted another silly question or poll?
AndyK
14 Jul 2011, 12:12
Things would be a lot quieter round here.

What if he did?
Elijah's way
15 Jul 2011, 04:16
I'm sure it would be something silly.

What if Meat and Jim never met?
melon
15 Jul 2011, 05:50
What if Meat and Jim never met?

The world would NEVER be the same.

What if the sky started falling?
Wario
15 Jul 2011, 06:29
I'd help it back up

What if Gingerbread men actually had feelings?
melon
15 Jul 2011, 07:19
What if Gingerbread men actually had feelings?

I don't mind hurting them, they taste so gooooood.

What if your face was on the back cover of HIAHB?
RSG
15 Jul 2011, 13:13
I'd cover it with many song titles!

What if the new record was produced by Dr. Dre?
melon
15 Jul 2011, 14:09
What if the new record was produced by Dr. Dre?
Errrrrmmmmm........

What if MY face was on the back cover of HIAHB??