The Bat & Bellfry (bites back)

[The Flying Mouse]

The Bat
&
Belfry


http://media.mlxxfc.net/sofia-bat.jpg


Landlord
Mr. T.F. Mouse
Virtually licenced to sell virtual alcholic beverages.




:twisted: Rather than bump the old thread.............

Been to a family party this afternoon, nice and inibriated, so the bars open once more :mrgreen:

Beers on the house :cheers:

[RSG]

Grasshopper on the rocks! plz :)

[melon]

I'll have a, what is it, Irish coffee? It is the am here after all

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[BostonAngel]

Just give me an entire bottle of Jameson Irish Whisky. I might share if I feel generous

[duke knooby]

:twisted: Rather than bump the old thread.............

bump the old thread
thats an excellent idea :D

gimme a moment to find it

I'll have a, what is it, Irish coffee? It is the am here after all


Good call


Just give me an entire bottle of Jameson Irish Whisky. I might share if I feel generous


It's whiskey! :evil: lol

[L96]

I'll take a pint, please. Got any change for the jukebox?

[Monstro]

I'll take a pint, please. Got any change for the jukebox?


>>>>>slowly sidles up beside her and says...."hey hun, nice to see you, buy you a beer?"

[BostonAngel]

It's whiskey! :evil: lol

The Jameson company does spell it whiskEY. However it can be written either way. whisky, with no E, is the usual Scottish spelling. I do know my whisky/whiskey! Which ever way you spell it, I love drinking it. LOL

[melon]

Gimme a beer, what's the beer of the week?

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[duke knooby]

The Jameson company does spell it whiskEY. However it can be written either way. whisky, with no E, is the usual Scottish spelling. I do know my whisky/whiskey! Which ever way you spell it, I love drinking it. LOL

aye, but it's irish.. so it's whiskey!!! :-P

:cheers:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Not often the landlord is in bed at 11:10pm :shock:

Still, service is now resumed and functioning as normal (or as normal as things can be when you're serving drinks in a virtual bar :wtf: ).

Think we're going to have to order extra ice during this weather.

[The Flying Mouse]

Just give me an entire bottle of Jameson Irish Whisky. I might share if I feel generous

:twisted:You want the bottle sized shot glass to go with that?

bump the old thread


I might get pissed, but I still play by the forum rules :mrgreen:

I'll take a pint, please. Got any change for the jukebox?

Damn, have you been locked in this bar all this time? :yikes:
Welcome back to the land of the loafing :up:



It's whiskey! :evil: lol


The Jameson company does spell it whiskEY. However it can be written either way. whisky, with no E, is the usual Scottish spelling. I do know my whisky/whiskey! Which ever way you spell it, I love drinking it. LOL

Three things we don't talk about in this bar.
Reoligion.
Politics.
Spelling nistakes.

:p

[ninja]

hey, everybody! i'd like to drink iced baileys :D

[chairboys]

nice boozer you have here, landlord
a pint of scrumpy, please and one for yourself.

[The Flying Mouse]

hey, everybody! i'd like to drink iced baileys :D

:twisted: If I might make a recomendation.............

We take a tall glass.

A little ice in the bottom.

Fill 4 5ths with Baileys.

Add two large scoops of vanilla ice cream.

Add a cadburys flake and some chockie sprinkles.

Add two cherries (soaked in brandy).


Then we dump the whole damn thing into a half keg of cider and serve with a ladle.

Very cooling on a hot day.


nice boozer you have here, landlord
a pint of scrumpy, please and one for yourself.

Thank thee kindly :mrgreen:

:cheers:

[Wario]

NEIL GIMME BEER NOW
I WANT HARD LIQURE AND JACK
.... AND A POP-TART

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Chris, the only alcohol you will ever be served in this bar is a Duke Of Clarence (http://www.wardsbookofdays.com/18february.htm) :p

As for the pop tart, how about Britney Spears? :mrgreen:

[ninja]

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;570860]:twisted: If I might make a recomendation.............

We take a tall glass.
yes
A little ice in the bottom.
yes
Fill 4 5ths with Baileys.
yes
Add two large scoops of vanilla ice cream.
yes
Add a cadburys flake and some chockie sprinkles.
not sure
Add two cherries (soaked in brandy).
yes

Then we dump the whole damn thing into a half keg of cider and serve with a ladle.
oh no ...

Very cooling on a hot day.
:D:D:D
oooh ... can't wait to have a sip of it :mrgreen: :cheers:

[The Flying Mouse]

Then we dump the whole damn thing into a half keg of cider and serve with a ladle.
oh no ...



:twisted: A step too far huh? :?

I just don't see the "kick" without the half keg.

[melon]

Can I get my beer of the week now? I've been waiting at the end of the bar for yonks now :)

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[chairboys]

Can I get my beer of the week now? I've been waiting at the end of the bar for yonks now :)

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Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair ;)

[GDW]

Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair ;)

A nice Pair of ???? What kind of bar is this!!!!

[Evil Ernie]

Grasshopper on the rocks! plz :)

...

You don't put ice in beer.

:shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

Can I get my beer of the week now? I've been waiting at the end of the bar for yonks now :)


:twisted: One pint of Yonks coming up.
We don't get much call for that beverage :bleh:



Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair ;)

OK, so that's someone with a pair of hands, legs, hair, and fruit.
I'll see what I can do.

What kind of bar is this!!!!

A question that is better left unasked :bleh:

...

You don't put ice in beer.

:shock:

It's ever since Magners and Bulmers, now they'll put ice in anything.

Someone asked me for ice in a glass of water once.

FFS? Drinking water? :nuts:

[The Flying Mouse]

Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair ;)

:twisted: hmmm, leggy (4 of them).
Not a blonde, but has a massive pear.

Good enough?



http://media.mlxxfc.net/Dog_Pear.jpg

[melon]

:twisted: hmmm, leggy (4 of them).
Not a blonde, but has a massive pear.

Good enough?



Lol!

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[chairboys]

:twisted: hmmm, leggy (4 of them).
Not a blonde, but has a massive pear.

Good enough?



perfect.



It's ever since Magners and Bulmers, now they'll put ice in anything.

[/QUOTE]

A clever marketing gimmick which fooled me for a while until the penny dropped and I realise that not only was my "pint" of cider in fact half water, I was also ending the evening quite sober!
I'll have a Magners please, no ice. And one for your new barmaid.

[chairboys]

And a packet of cheese and onion crisps, please.

[The Flying Mouse]

I was also ending the evening quite sober!


:twisted: An unexcusable state of events.


I'll have a Magners please, no ice. And one for your new barmaid.

There you go.

She said woof BTW.

[melon]

And a packet of cheese and onion crisps, please.

Gotta be salt and vinegar

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[The Flying Mouse]

And a packet of cheese and onion crisps, please.

Gotta be salt and vinegar



:twisted: *throws a pick of salt and vinegar into a half keg of cider, and a pack of cheese and onion into another*

Knock yourselves out :mrgreen:

[Evil Ernie]

:twisted: One pint of Yonks coming up.
We don't get much call for that beverage :bleh:





OK, so that's someone with a pair of hands, legs, hair, and fruit.
I'll see what I can do.



A question that is better left unasked :bleh:



It's ever since Magners and Bulmers, now they'll put ice in anything.

Someone asked me for ice in a glass of water once.

FFS? Drinking water? :nuts:

Maybe this is just a cultural thing, but I don't find asking for ice in your water to be unusual at all.

And don't drink cider. It's unusual for people to drink cider in Canada... even more unusual to put ice in any beer.

Than again, in the UK they apparently prefer beer warm...

.... And they STILL have a Queen? :facepalm:

[The Flying Mouse]

Maybe this is just a cultural thing, but I don't find asking for ice in your water to be unusual at all.


:twisted: I find drinking water when there's beer to be had most unusual :nuts:


And don't drink cider. It's unusual for people to drink cider in Canada... even more unusual to put ice in any beer.


As for the cider, things need to change for the good of your country.
The drink of the gods :cheers:
Especially on a hot day.

As for the ice in the beer, it's a bit of a mystery to me too that one.
Blame it on Bulmers and Magners. :shrug:




Than again, in the UK they apparently prefer beer warm...


I hope whoever told you that bought you dinner before pulling your todger :lmao:



.... And they STILL have a Queen? :facepalm:

Not sure what that's got to do with anything :bleh:, but yes, we still have a Queen. :yep:
In fact, Canada still has the very same Queen :mrgreen:

That's coming awfully close to politics though, and check the thread for stuff not discussed in the pub :wink:

[shell120978]

I'm feeling a bit posh, pimms and lemonade please and some nuts (!)

[The Flying Mouse]

I'm feeling a bit posh, pimms and lemonade please and some nuts (!)

:twisted: Pimms, lemonade, and all the nuts you can handle :lol:

[Wario]

Im druuuunk. thanks for the shot of whisky ya gave me in private Neil

[Evil Ernie]

:twisted: I find drinking water when there's beer to be had most unusual :nuts:

O now I see what u mean...

As for the cider, things need to change for the good of your country.
The drink of the gods :cheers:
Especially on a hot day.

It's available, just not very popular from what I can tell.

I hope whoever told you that bought you dinner before pulling your todger :lmao:

Not sure what that's got to do with anything :bleh:, but yes, we still have a Queen. :yep:
In fact, Canada still has the very same Queen :mrgreen:

That's coming awfully close to politics though, and check the thread for stuff not discussed in the pub :wink:

Relax, I'm just pulling your chain. ;)

However I have no clue what a trodger is.

And to me the Royal Family is just a bunch of rich people that the public still care about for some strange reason, but you're right that's politics...

Back on topic, it's not my favorite, I'll have some wife beater beer (Stella)... Just so I can call it wife beater beer.

[melon]

I'll have a bottle of sav blanc please

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[chairboys]

Champagne please.
Do you mind if I propose a toast to our wonderful Queen for 60 glorious years? :-)

[Evil Ernie]

Champagne please.
Do you mind if I propose a toast to our wonderful Queen for 60 glorious years? :-)

dtUH2YSFlVU

[melon]

I need some strong pain relief please

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[The Flying Mouse]

I'll have a bottle of sav blanc please


:twisted: I can do that.

Champagne please.
Do you mind if I propose a toast to our wonderful Queen for 60 glorious years? :-)

Not in the slightest :cheers:

Does anyone know There'll Always Be An England?

I need some strong pain relief please
r

Sex Pistols can do that.

I honestly can't believe that a dude from The Sex Pistols, prbably the worlds most famous punk band, can end up shilling butter :facepalm:

Real Antichrist that boy :nuts:

Anyway, the landlord will have a cold cider on a hot day :mrgreen:

[ninja]

oooohh ... i couldn't come in yesterday ... was busy with my birthday party ... but today i'm again in my favorite bar and i'll pay one beer for everyone who's still here :-D :cheers:

[BostonAngel]

oooohh ... i couldn't come in yesterday ... was busy with my birthday party ... but today i'm again in my favorite bar and i'll pay one beer for everyone who's still here :-D :cheers:

If you are still buying, I'll have a beer please.

[Wario]

i just found out im the antichrist. gimme beer

[melon]

I'll have a water.... I'm saving my pennies ya know... 20 odd days till that Auction

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[The Flying Mouse]

oooohh ... i couldn't come in yesterday ... was busy with my birthday party ... but today i'm again in my favorite bar and i'll pay one beer for everyone who's still here :-D :cheers:

:twisted: So the function room wasn't good enough eh? :roll:

Never mind, we'll let you off this once.


If you are still buying, I'll have a beer please.

Beer :cheers:

i just found out im the antichrist. gimme beer

We'd never have guessed :bleh:

Stil no beer for you though :mrgreen:

I'll have a water.... I'm saving my pennies ya know... 20 odd days till that Auction


Water?

Still, in a good cause if you're bidding on Meat goodies.

[ninja]

If you are still buying, I'll have a beer please.

:cheers:

[chairboys]

I'll buy you a beer, Wario.
And, if the kitty's run out, here is a fiver.

[AndyK]

I'll buy you a beer, Wario.


You risk getting barred doing that, he's underage in his local state where he's connecting to this virtual pub from :))

[The Flying Mouse]

You risk getting barred doing that, he's underage in his local state where he's connecting to this virtual pub from :))

:twisted: Plus, he's bad enough sober.
I'd never want to see what a drunk Wario would be like :shock:

[melon]

Hrm... Could have sworn I was in post your thoughts thread, can a mod move the above post please?

While I'm here I'll stay hydrated with a nice ( & cheap) ice water. Thanks!

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[L96]

Damn, have you been locked in this bar all this time? :yikes:
Welcome back to the land of the loafing :up:


Yes, I didn't see the point in breaking a window to get out, when faced with several years worth of alcomohol and crisps. Now, can I follow up with a pint that contains a shot of vodka, please. ;)

>>>>>slowly sidles up beside her and says...."hey hun, nice to see you, buy you a beer?"

Only if it's cold. :|

[The Flying Mouse]

My week:

Friday - morning gym, work, 3 he cricket meeting
Saturday - Lunch time gym
Sunday - gym
Monday - morning circuit training, work, evening gym
Tuesday - work, Gaelic training
Wednesday - work, day off training
Thursday - work, Gaelic training
Friday - morning gym, work



:twisted: Why's the rum gone? :shock:

Hrm... Could have sworn I was in post your thoughts thread, can a mod move the above post please?

While I'm here I'll stay hydrated with a nice ( & cheap) ice water. Thanks!

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ahhhhh, that makes sense.
Thought you were just having a rant to the barman.
I get that now and again in this job :wink:

I'm moved the post and here's your (I can't get used to saying this :wtf: ) water.


Yes, I didn't see the point in breaking a window to get out, when faced with several years worth of alcomohol and crisps. Now, can I follow up with a pint that contains a shot of vodka, please. ;)
|

An excellent point :hic:

[melon]

Thanks! Now I don't even have the Wednesday off! Cricket training! Pre-season!

I might need a stronger drink.... I'll have a milk thanks :D

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[ninja]

what a hard day ... so i'm very thirsty ...
i'd like to drink martini royale please :yay:

[duke knooby]

any Poitín?

[The Flying Mouse]

I might need a stronger drink.... I'll have a milk thanks :D


:twisted: We'll have you on Diet Coke by the end of the month at this rate :mrgreen:


what a hard day ... so i'm very thirsty ...
i'd like to drink martini royale please :yay:

One or two olives in that?

any Poitín?

Anything that exists in the physical world, or anything your mind wishes to create, we stock (and drink :hic: ) it all :up:

[melon]

:twisted: We'll have you on Diet Coke by the end of the month at this rate :mrgreen:


Ha ha

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[L96]

I don't suppose the establishment stretches to a chocolate milkshake?

[melon]

On Friday I can have a Jameson :D

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[ninja]

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;571159]

One or two olives in that?
two please :D
and some crackers?? - thank you

[The Flying Mouse]

I don't suppose the establishment stretches to a chocolate milkshake?

:twisted: Will that be with or without the Jager bomb?

On Friday I can have a Jameson :D

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I'll put it in my diary :mrgreen:

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;571159]

One or two olives in that?
two please :D
and some crackers?? - thank you

Crackers and nuts.
Two things this forum is far from short of :nuts:

[BostonAngel]

On Friday I can have a Jameson :D

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I will definitely have one of those with you

[L96]

:twisted: Will that be with or without the Jager bomb?

Without, for now. But if you'd like to add a little Baileys...


Crackers and nuts.
Two things this forum is far from short of :nuts:

:lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

Without, for now. But if you'd like to add a little Baileys...


:twisted: I can do that, oh no, I can do that.

Come to think of it, it sounds like that dude can't make his mind up :wtf:

Still, line em up :cheers:

[L96]

*lost. Better double the liqueur. :D And have one yourself while you're at it.

[ninja]

need a healthy drink today ...
what about basil smash???
with lots of strawberries on top???

[The Flying Mouse]

*lost. Better double the liqueur. :D And have one yourself while you're at it.

:twisted: Double, my secoind favorite word (triple trumps double :mrgreen: )

need a healthy drink today ...
what about basil smash???
with lots of strawberries on top???

Can't I at least throw an Aftershock in that? :shrug:

[ninja]

Can't I at least throw an Aftershock in that? :shrug:[/QUOTE]

not today :roll:

[melon]

I will definitely have one of those with you

Done! :D

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[duke knooby]

:twisted: Double, my secoind favorite word (triple trumps double :mrgreen: )

what measures are you using?

[The Flying Mouse]

what measures are you using?

:twisted: Fingers or splashes mostly :mrgreen:

[melon]

I will definitely have one of those with you

Hey hey... Tomorrow is Friday :D

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[The Flying Mouse]

Hey hey... Tomorrow is Friday :D



:twisted: Weekend is nearly here.
Bar fully stocked up and got some music acts booked.

Some bloke called John Govey (or something like that, it was a bad phone connection) is on Saturday night :shrug:

He's supposed to be very good.
He must have worked in HMV before he started gigging because he said he's sold millions of albums.

[melon]

I've no idea who that is lol

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[melon]

OMG IT'S PAY DAY! LOAD ME UP WITH A JAMESON & COKE $$$

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[The Flying Mouse]

OMG IT'S PAY DAY! LOAD ME UP WITH A JAMESON & COKE $$$



:twisted: Coming right up :mrgreen:

[Monstro]

OMG IT'S PAY DAY! LOAD ME UP WITH A JAMESON & COKE $$$

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The only thing you should add to Jameson is another one!!!

[ninja]

friday night :D
cocktail of the day :D

[melon]

Shot of wild turkey American honey please

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[PanicLord]

TVR for me please!
I'ma gonna BUZZ!

[GDW]

Hey bartender. Make mine a stiff one. Oh and a beer as well.

[L96]

Saturday. Definitely time to crack a Woody. :D

[melon]

Shot of wild turkey American honey please

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Another once you get the other ;)

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[chairboys]

Would you turn the jukebox on please?
I wanna rock!
And a cloudy cyder please.

[The Flying Mouse]

The only thing you should add to Jameson is another one!!!

:twisted: Think i'll print that odd and put it above the bar :mrgreen:

friday night :D
cocktail of the day :D

Let me just go and get a fresh welly. :bleh:

Shot of wild turkey American honey please

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Shot?
You mean, bottle? :hic:

TVR for me please!
I'ma gonna BUZZ!

TV whatnow? :shrug:

Hey bartender.

I know that song :elwood:

Saturday. Definitely time to crack a Woody. :D

Not in here you don't :bleh:

Another once you get the other ;)

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Done the first, here's the other.

Would you turn the jukebox on please?
I wanna rock!
And a cloudy cyder please.

OK, but that John Whatisface said he'll be starting soon.

[Monstro]

Large whisky, diet coke, little bit of ice in a lead crystal highball please

[SW31]

i'll have what he's having

[melon]

Done the first, here's the other.


My legs hurt, I need another

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[Monstro]

Large whisky, diet coke, little bit of ice in a lead crystal highball please

good job I'm pouring my own, service is shite here!!!!!!

[BostonAngel]

Tres Rios Tequila - Anejo, please. With lime. No salt necessary

[melon]

Tequila shot please.... And then another

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[The Flying Mouse]

Large whisky, diet coke, little bit of ice in a lead crystal highball please

:twisted: Breaking out the lead crystal.
If you look over in the corner there, there's a bloke who can ingrave the Monstro coat of arms on it for you :up:

But talking whiskey, I was watching a program last night, and someone ordered a 30 year old scotch WITH ICE :facepalm:

That's a barable offence in this establishment.


i'll have what he's having

The long wait, or the drink? :lol:

Same drink, same glass, you know where the engraving dude is :up:

My legs hurt, I need another



You need another leg? :wtf:
OK, i've got a friend of a friend in the Russian mafia who do black market body parts, but mama always told me that products from the black market body part Russian mafia are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

Usually gangrene :bleh:

good job I'm pouring my own, service is shite here!!!!!!

I will be more than happy to set up a paypal account for the Bat & Bellfry, and if you would all like to pay me for the virtual drinks I sell, and the wit, wisdom, and insight I provide free of charge, like the virtual nuts that you don't see on the non existant virtual bar, i'll be do this job full time.
Until then, you can wait for your non existant toxicants ::p

Tres Rios Tequila - Anejo, please. With lime. No salt necessary

Coming right up.
BTW, with or w/out the worm?

[chairboys]

Well well well, that's a turn up for the books. I've just come out of the gents and then seen evil ernie walk into the ladies.

[BostonAngel]

Coming right up.
BTW, with or w/out the worm?

Without the worm thank-you.

[The Flying Mouse]

Without the worm thank-you.

:twisted: An excellent choice.

The only worms I like are the electronic ones that try to kill each other in that game.
Forget the name of it :bleh:

[ninja]

according to the local newspaper someone found bottles of champagne on the seabed, sunken since 18xx ... so these bottles are older than 200 years ...
i'd like to have one of these bottles please ... must be an excellent drink ...

[The Flying Mouse]

according to the local newspaper someone found bottles of champagne on the seabed, sunken since 18xx ... so these bottles are older than 200 years ...
i'd like to have one of these bottles please ... must be an excellent drink ...

:twisted: Scoobie's going in.



http://media.mlxxfc.net/surfwestie.jpg

[ninja]

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;571565]:twisted: Scoobie's going in.

can't wait for it :D:D:D

[melon]

Tequila shot please.... And then another

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Where's my tequila please barman.... I think I need a 3rd shot now too

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[PanicLord]

Skinny Latte with chocolatey sprinkles please barkeep!

[The Flying Mouse]

can't wait for it :D:D:D

:twisted: Scoobie's back, but he's not said much about the trip or how many bottles made it back.
He's just staggered about a bit and sung a lot.

Reminds me of someone :bleh:

Where's my tequila please barman.... I think I need a 3rd shot now too


Here's a Smith & Weson 6 shooter water pistol.
6 shots of tequila akready loaded :up:


Skinny Latte with chocolatey sprinkles please barkeep!

Want me to Irish that up a little?

[ninja]

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;571588]:twisted: Scoobie's back, but he's not said much about the trip or how many bottles made it back.
He's just staggered about a bit and sung a lot.

oooh ... sooo delicious ...
:cheers: scoobie ;);)

http://www.yoopress.com/media/www.yoopress.com/media/med_1079/20019_2011_04-champagner.jpg

[PanicLord]

:twisted: Want me to Irish that up a little?

If that means it comes with a little pot of gold, mmmm yeah! If it means it has a sausage in it, no, not so much.

[The Flying Mouse]

If that means it comes with a little pot of gold, mmmm yeah!

:twisted: A half a lager chaser it is then :up:

[PanicLord]

:twisted: A half a lager chaser it is then :up:

No no. No half pints. Make mine a whole one :)

[melon]

Here's a Smith & Weson 6 shooter water pistol.
6 shots of tequila akready loaded :up:


Thanks! Hiic

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[The Flying Mouse]

No no. No half pints. Make mine a whole one :)

:twisted: That's more like it 8)
Because you did say a 2littl2 p[ot of gold :wink:

Thanks! Hiic


You're welcome.
Next you could try the brandy Winchester repeating water rifle, the vodka water Uzi, or the rum Gatlin gun.
Just 3 more ways to get slaughtered.

[melon]

You're welcome.
Next you could try the brandy Winchester repeating water rifle, the vodka water Uzi, or the rum Gatlin gun.
Just 3 more ways to get slaughtered.

I'll have one of all of them!

[The Flying Mouse]

I'll have one of all of them!

:twisted: That also comes with a free bar snack dispensing gun rack :mrgreen:

[melon]

:twisted: That also comes with a free bar snack dispensing gun rack :mrgreen:

Nice! Hiic, im sleeeep well

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[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Right, tonight is Steinman night.

Free bar.
Put your favourite Jimmy tunes on the jukebox and raise a glass to the man :cheers:

[melon]

Weeeeee suprise me

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[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm slightly done in today :bleh:

Was singing at a friends 30th birthday party last night and got slightly tiddly by the end of the night.

[ninja]

are you fit enough to serve out a great drink?

[The Flying Mouse]

are you fit enough to serve out a great drink?

:twisted: Always :mrgreen:

[Monstro]

You got a pool table here? lol

[PanicLord]

I would like one of your famous "Dance In My Pants" cocktails please barkeep. At least I assume it's a drink...

[melon]

Training camp is over, I can finally have a birthday drink! Gimme a pinacolada!

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[The Flying Mouse]

You got a pool table here? lol

:twisted: We do, but i've not used it in some time :bleh:

I would like one of your famous "Dance In My Pants" cocktails please barkeep. At least I assume it's a drink...

Well, we do a drink called a "Dance" and we tend to insist our customers are dressed, so a Dance in your pants it is then :up:

Training camp is over, I can finally have a birthday drink! Gimme a pinacolada!


One PC comming up :hic:

[ninja]

uuuh ... it's already so late ... need a drink for sweet dreams please :zzz:

[Wario]

Need more beer neil......
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/5/5e/Crazywario.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

uuuh ... it's already so late ... need a drink for sweet dreams please :zzz:

:twisted: I remember my nan had a trouble sleeping, so she went to the doctors. He said 'if you can't sleep at night, do it natures way, have a little tipple of something' :hic:
She said 'I do that already doctor. I have a large whiskey, a rum and coke, a small bottle of brown beer, 3 babychams, and a double Steamboat'.
He said to her 'you drink all that and can't get to sleep?'
'No' she said, 'i'm up all night dancing' :cheer:

Need more lemonade neil......
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/5/5e/Crazywario.jpg

I'f fixed that for you, and it's lined up on the bar :mrgreen:

[ninja]

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;571825]:twisted: I remember my nan had a trouble sleeping, so she went to the doctors. He said 'if you can't sleep at night, do it natures way, have a little tipple of something' :hic:
She said 'I do that already doctor. I have a large whiskey, a rum and coke, a small bottle of brown beer, 3 babychams, and a double Steamboat'.
He said to her 'you drink all that and can't get to sleep?'
'No' she said, 'i'm up all night dancing' :cheer:

i just tried ... :cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer::yay::yay::yay::yay:

[melon]

About to head to training, a quick Jager Bomb should do the trick ;)

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[The Flying Mouse]

About to head to training, a quick Jager Bomb should do the trick ;)


:twisted: Now you are speaking the language of The Mouse :mrgreen:

And after several Jagers you'll be speaking the language of the pished :hic:

It's a wee bit warm today so i've opened the outdoor swimming area (it's amazing how big these virtual pubs can be) and the meat is rolling off the grill as we type :nomnomnom: <------ We need a nomnomnom smilie :bleh:

[Wario]

Im 21 today... guess you now have to legally GIVE ME BEER

or ill shut you down..... :))

[The Flying Mouse]

Im 21 today... guess you now have to legally GIVE ME BEER

or ill shut you down..... :))

:twisted: Happy birthday.

I'll pour a beer.


And then drink it :mrgreen:

YOU can have a glass of low sugar cola (last thing we need in here is Wario on a sugar rush :facepalm: )

[ninja]

[QUOTE=Wario;571952]Im 21 today... guess you now have to legally GIVE ME BEER

happy birthday, wario, and :cheers:

[melon]

In the mood for a cocktail, can I have a Japanese Slipper please

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[chairboys]

Im 21 today

happy birthday.

[Adje]

Im 21 today... guess you now have to legally GIVE ME BEER

or ill shut you down..... :))

happy b'day, Chris :cool:

[Sebastian.]

Happy Birthday, Wario!

[The Flying Mouse]

In the mood for a cocktail, can I have a Japanese Slipper please



:twisted: I thought the only footwear in here were Loafers :lmao:


*ahem* Sorry :oops: , i'll see what I can do.

[ninja]

uuh ... i need a mad mad world drink today ;)

[chairboys]

You kept that quiet - Virtual Pub Landlord Of The Year Winner. Congratulations.
I always said you were the best of the best! :-)

[The Flying Mouse]

uuh ... i need a mad mad world drink today ;)

:twisted: Top row of the optics seved in a pint glass and topped up with wine.

You'll be in Arkham before you know it :mrgreen:

You kept that quiet - Virtual Pub Landlord Of The Year Winner. Congratulations.
I always said you were the best of the best! :-)

It's like I always say, when folks crow on about England winning the world cup in 1966, I think rather than point out we once won it, I think it points out that we ain't won it since.
Sort of like a greasy chip shop that's got a peeling and fading sign on the wall saying they won "Best local fish, as chosen by Chorley council in 1997". :lol:

As I win the VPLOTY every year, I tend not to make a big deal of it.

Always nice when people notice though, so thanks :mrgreen:

Now if I can just get into the Virtual Pub Landlord Hall Of Fame :bleh:

[melon]

I need a bottle of Moet, time to celebrate, Black Caviar and a successful start of tour for the boss man

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[The Flying Mouse]

I need a bottle of Moet, time to celebrate, Black Caviar and a successful start of tour for the boss man

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:twisted: Moet coming up, and would you like some toast points to go with that caviar? (it sometimes scares me how well stocked our kitchens are :shock: )

[ninja]

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;572102]:twisted: Top row of the optics seved in a pint glass and topped up with wine.
:hic:

You'll be in Arkham before you know it :mrgreen:
no problem for a ninja :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

no problem for a ninja :twisted:

:twisted: You'll be a singing swaying ninja who can't remember how to spell their name :mrgreen:
You won't be able to escape, but with a Mad Mad World inside you, you won't really give a f*ck :lol:

[chairboys]

Are you a virtual victualler?

[The Flying Mouse]

Are you a virtual victualler?

:twisted: I've been called worse :bleh:

[melon]

would you like some toast points to go with that caviar?
I hope you don't plan on roasting my horse? Lmao, and thanks for the Moet, drinks are on me for the day, shout Wario a coke zero too... Doesn't need any more sugar ;)

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[BostonAngel]

I'll have a Paloma please.

[Wario]

im in teh mood for some orange juice so I just wanted to say I dont want any of your stupid beer :-P

[The Flying Mouse]

I hope you don't plan on roasting my horse? Lmao, and thanks for the Moet, drinks are on me for the day, shout Wario a coke zero too... Doesn't need any more sugar ;)


:twisted: You're getting the hang of drinking with Wario :mrgreen:



I'll have a Paloma please.

Isn't that a hat? :bleh:
Leave it with me.

im in teh mood for some orange juice so I just wanted to say I dont want any of your stupid beer :-P

We only sell smart beer :p

[chairboys]

Crumbs, Sarge has just walked in and wants to buy the landlord a drink!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Cool :up:

[BostonAngel]

From the website: http://cocktails.about.com/od/tequilarecipes/r/paloma_tequila.htm

For a refreshing, thirst quenching tequila cocktail, the Paloma is definitely at the top of the list and it's a favorite in Mexico.... It's a light, fruity drink with a fizz and one of the smoothest tequila drinks out there. Almost any blanco tequila works well in combination with the grapefruit and you may also see this cocktail with grapefruit juice and a splash of soda instead of a grapefruit soda like Squirt.
Ingredients:
•2 oz blanco or reposado tequila
•6 oz fresh grapefruit soda
•1/2 oz lime juice
•salt for rimming (optional)
Preparation:
1.Rim a collins glass with salt.
2.Fill the glass with ice and add the tequila and lime juice.
3.Top it off with grapefruit soda.
Thank you to Karen who discovered and posted about this awesome drink first

[melon]

Depth Charge please

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[BostonAngel]

Another bottle of Jameson please

[ninja]

:twisted: You'll be a singing swaying ninja who can't remember how to spell their name :mrgreen:
You won't be able to escape, but with a Mad Mad World inside you, you won't really give a f*ck :lol:

ooh ... uuuaaahhh ... just escaped ... but i'm feeling very ill now ... need a regeneration tee or sth like that ...
btw, what's my name? who are you?

[melon]

Wowee, I need something that's going to make me forget the pain that my arms and legs are in.... You're the expert Mr bar man, suprise me.

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[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sorry for the wait folks, it's been a busy couple of days in The Mouse Hole :shock:


From the website: http://cocktails.about.com/od/tequilarecipes/r/paloma_tequila.htm

For a refreshing, thirst quenching tequila cocktail, the Paloma is definitely at the top of the list and it's a favorite in Mexico.... It's a light, fruity drink with a fizz and one of the smoothest tequila drinks out there. Almost any blanco tequila works well in combination with the grapefruit and you may also see this cocktail with grapefruit juice and a splash of soda instead of a grapefruit soda like Squirt.
Ingredients:
•2 oz blanco or reposado tequila
•6 oz fresh grapefruit soda
•1/2 oz lime juice
•salt for rimming (optional)
Preparation:
1.Rim a collins glass with salt.
2.Fill the glass with ice and add the tequila and lime juice.
3.Top it off with grapefruit soda.
Thank you to Karen who discovered and posted about this awesome drink first

I've got a trash can and every liqour known to man if that helps :bleh:




Depth Charge please

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You want the munitions shop round the corner.

Oh, sorry, I get you mnow :hic:

Another bottle of Jameson please

Here you go.
I've ordered another case of cases, so we should be good for a while.

ooh ... uuuaaahhh ... just escaped ... but i'm feeling very ill now ... need a regeneration tee or sth like that ...
btw, what's my name? who are you?

Your name in ninja, you don't give a shit, and see that mooses head hanging on the wall in the brandy & cigars room? You married it the other night. :wtf:

Wowee, I need something that's going to make me forget the pain that my arms and legs are in.... You're the expert Mr bar man, suprise me.




http://media.mlxxfc.net/twosmilypie.gif
Well I bet you weren't expecting that, and i'm sure you forgot about the pain for a moment :shrug:

[L96]

Could I have a lot of everything, please, the first aid kit, and a shyteload of codeine?

I just made it out of the Youtube thread....

[ninja]

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;572676]:twisted: Sorry for the wait folks, it's been a busy couple of days in The Mouse Hole :shock:

Your name in ninja, you don't give a shit, and see that mooses head hanging on the wall in the brandy & cigars room? You married it the other night. :wtf:

i married? really??? ooooh uuh ... the moose or the room?
i need a very strong drink now ... or better two or three ...

[The Flying Mouse]

Could I have a lot of everything, please, the first aid kit, and a shyteload of codeine?

I just made it out of the Youtube thread....

:twisted: Have you ever heard about those attractions at fair grounds?
It's like a haunted house with actors inside who chase you around?
At the end you get chased by Freddy (or someone else of his ilk) and run screaming through the door only to find you are in the gift shop?

Well we're the gift shop :mrgreen: .
You survived, have a beer :cheers:




[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;572676]
i married? really??? ooooh uuh ... the moose or the room?
i need a very strong drink now ... or better two or three ...

Just don't go propositioning any stuffed meercats :bleh:

[JennaG]

Afternoon all.

It be a bit muggy out there, I'm thinking a nice fruity cocktail would be ideal right now.

Please :D

[The Flying Mouse]

Afternoon all.

It be a bit muggy out there, I'm thinking a nice fruity cocktail would be ideal right now.

Please :D

:twisted: 'tis a bit muggy, but still very warm, but we've got lots to cool you down in here :mrgreen:

[ninja]

hmmm ... uuuh ... ok, 2 tequila slammer please :roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

hmmm ... uuuh ... ok, 2 tequila slammer please :roll:

:twisted: I'll set 'em up, you know 'em down :up:

[shell120978]

I need the strongest whiskey you've got......after catching up on all the posts I've missed...... :shock:

[BostonAngel]

Glad you got that case of Jameson in! Another bottle for me please.

[melon]

Well I bet you weren't expecting that, and i'm sure you forgot about the pain for a moment :shrug:

Ha ha, yes I did, thanks. Can I gets Tequila Sunrise please.... Double the tequila

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[The Flying Mouse]

I need the strongest whiskey you've got......after catching up on all the posts I've missed...... :shock:

:twisted: If you've caught up, you deserve it :lol:


Glad you got that case of Jameson in! Another bottle for me please.

Here you go :hic:

Ha ha, yes I did, thanks. Can I gets Tequila Sunrise please.... Double the tequila



You sure you wouldn't like a Tequila moonshine?
I brew it myself :lmao:

[L96]

Speaking of mugs, is the bartender here? As the beaver said to the waitress.

Not a big fan of those particular attractions, I find them too scary.

How, exactly, does one kill a zombie, should one have the need to do so?

[The Flying Mouse]

Speaking of mugs, is the bartender here?

:twisted: Charming :shock: :p :lol:



As the beaver said to the waitress.



Dam? (he'd hit his paw with a hammer).



Not a big fan of those particular attractions, I find them too scary.


And too far from the bar :lol:


How, exactly, does one kill a zombie, should one have the need to do so?

Three main ways.

1. Shot to the head.

2. Decapitation.

3. Jagerbomb.

[ninja]

You sure you wouldn't like a Tequila moonshine?
I brew it myself :lmao:

oooh ... yes please ... one for me :D

[The Flying Mouse]

oooh ... yes please ... one for me :D

:twisted: Coming right up.

It's also very good for cleaning dirty coins, as long as you don't mind your coins a little melty :bleh:

[ninja]

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;572795]:twisted: Coming right up.
wow, that's really fast ... great service ;)

It's also very good for cleaning dirty coins, as long as you don't mind your coins a little melty :bleh:
:spit:


and please one moon landing now :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I don't serve Moon Landings, because last time I did half the internet was arguing over wether I made the drink or faked it :bleh:

[BostonAngel]

I've had enough Jameson for now. I'll try some tequila moonshine please

[The Flying Mouse]

I've had enough Jameson for now. I'll try some tequila moonshine please

:twisted: You'll have to wait a minute.
My last pair of radiation proof gloves burst in to flames as I was putting the cap back on the bottle. :doh:

[Monstro]

Teachers (large), diet coke and an ickle bit of ice please barkeep

[Monstro]

Teachers (large), diet coke and an ickle bit of ice please barkeep

3hrs & 24mins later



>>>>serves himself

[L96]

3hrs & 24mins later



>>>>serves himself

While you're up...

[Monstro]

lol

[melon]

You sure you wouldn't like a Tequila moonshine?
I brew it myself :lmao:

I'll have one or five of each thanks

[The Flying Mouse]

3hrs & 24mins later



>>>>serves himself

:twisted: OK, you got me.
I'm involved in top secret research for a government project.
We put people in unpleasant situations and see how they react.

The two favourites tests are leaving the thirsty customer waiting at the bar for a drink for prolonged periods.

And...........

We also have secret cameras above the checkout in every supermarket.
The carrier bags were designed to be extremely difficult to open and we observe the unwitting test subject try to open the ~~~~~~.

We got the idea from watching rats running around a special designed maze.

No scientific reason for the rats in the maze, it's just funny after a few beers to watch them run around and bump into stuff :hic:



I'll have one or five of each thanks

I'll have to do them one at a time.
This is stuff is pretty unstable and I don't like having too much in one place at one time.

Have you ever heard of the country Landtopiasteinia? (they could never decide how to end the name of the country so just threw a few together and called it good)

No?

Nor has anyone else since, at a bubblewrap salesman convention, the three main bubblewrap sales directors of the "ia" area of the country ordered a Moonshine each (The Bat & Belfry got to run the beer tent with a little help from the government in return for our help in carrier bad stress tests. Plus the President owed me a couple of hundred quidbuckeurofracs when Lars, his pick of the day, was last rat out of the maze) from the barman I sent over there for the occassion.
Why he served those drinks all at once will never be know. Maybe he was brave, uncarring, foolhardy, stupid, or just downright suicidal, but the country was erased from the map with a cry of "cheerproskolslangostrovia" and the clinking of three glasses :cheers:


Well as an answer, it makes a change from "here you go" :shrug:

[melon]

I'll have to do them one at a time.
This is stuff is pretty unstable and I don't like having too much in one place at one time.

Have you ever heard of the country Landtopiasteinia? (they could never decide how to end the name of the country so just threw a few together and called it good)

No?

Nor has anyone else since, at a bubblewrap salesman convention, the three main bubblewrap sales directors of the "ia" area of the country ordered a Moonshine each (The Bat & Belfry got to run the beer tent with a little help from the government in return for our help in carrier bad stress tests. Plus the President owed me a couple of hundred quidbuckeurofracs when Lars, his pick of the day, was last rat out of the maze) from the barman I sent over there for the occassion.
Why he served those drinks all at once will never be know. Maybe he was brave, uncarring, foolhardy, stupid, or just downright suicidal, but the country was erased from the map with a cry of "cheerproskolslangostrovia" and the clinking of three glasses :cheers:

Well as an answer, it makes a change from "here you go" :shrug:

Lol.... I think I need another now

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[The Flying Mouse]

Lol.... I think I need another now


:twisted: A few more and that story will start to look sensible :mrgreen:

[melon]

:twisted: A few more and that story will start to look sensible :mrgreen:

Well, better make it another, I need to calm dow. Meat posted and tweeted one of my pics, I'm a little crazed now, please calm me down sweet home alcohol?

[The Flying Mouse]

please calm me down sweet home alcohol?

:twisted: The red squirrel hunts by night? :wtf:

Sorry, I thought this was the secret spy code portion of the converasation :p

Good to hear about Meat posting your pic :cheers:

[melon]

:twisted: The red squirrel hunts by night? :wtf:

Sorry, I thought this was the secret spy code portion of the converasation :p

Good to hear about Meat posting your pic :cheers:

Cheers :D

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[Monstro]

Cheers :D

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I'll stand Melon's next drink, not to do so just wouldn't be cricket lol

[melon]

I'll stand Melon's next drink, not to do so just wouldn't be cricket lol

:hic::cheers:

Ha ha, can't comment on the cricket, I only watched enough to see Graeme SWann wipe his nose on his sleeve, look at it and then wipe it off his sleeve with his other hand. Then I watched the cycling ha ha.

I feel like a large brandy today, it's a little chilly this morning and I need some hair of the dog.

[The Flying Mouse]

I need some hair of the dog.

:twisted: The drink or the tour? :mrgreen:

[melon]

Both would be nice if it's not too much thanks bar keep

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Your drink is on the bar, and the board tapes are on the juke :mrgreen:

[melon]

:twisted: Your drink is on the bar, and the board tapes are on the juke :mrgreen:

Awesome, but I've finished the drink, its cold here, can I have a Brandy please

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[The Flying Mouse]

Awesome, but I've finished the drink, its cold here, can I have a Brandy please


:twisted: No 'smine :bleh:

Oh go on then :p

[ninja]

i'm a little tired now ... need a drink that wakes me up :D

[The Flying Mouse]

i'm a little tired now ... need a drink that wakes me up :D

:twisted: How about a Wham?

It's a mixture of Red Bull and a very powerful laxative I have in stock.

It wakes you up before you go go :panic:

Sorry :oops:

[ninja]

:twisted: How about a Wham?
It's a mixture of Red Bull and a very powerful laxative I have in stock.
It wakes you up before you go go :panic:
Sorry :oops:

nothing better? that's the only thing you can serve???
tzzz ... no thanx ... i prefer being tired then ...

[melon]

:twisted: No 'smine :bleh:

Oh go on then :p

Thanks, can I have a beer now, no, not a Fosters. Thats not a beer. How about something English.

Oh and happy 4th to my US friends :cheers:

[chairboys]

A Scrumpy please and one for that cowboy guy that's returned.

[The Flying Mouse]

nothing better? that's the only thing you can serve???
tzzz ... no thanx ... i prefer being tired then ...

:twisted: Sorry for the wait, i've been trying a few things out in the lab :bleh:

I've got a drink here, but my test subject hasn't been to sleep now for two days, and he only had half a glass.
Don't know how long it's gonna take to get out of his system.



Thanks, can I have a beer now, no, not a Fosters. Thats not a beer. How about something English.

Oh and happy 4th to my US friends :cheers:

Well, the next customer has opted for some good English cider, so cider all round :cheers:

A Scrumpy please and one for that cowboy guy that's returned.

Now you are talking my language.
Cider, the drink of the gods and the choice of the people who like cider :hic:

I think that tag line needs some work :bleh:

[melon]

Well, the next customer has opted for some good English cider, so cider all round :cheers:

Sounds good to me! :cheers:

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[ninja]

black death please ... two please ... one for me and the other for you :D:D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: As long as it's a round of drinks you are ordering and not some weird murder/suicide bid :shock:

Cheers :cheers:

[melon]

My eyes burn... I need a beer please.

[The Flying Mouse]

My eyes burn... I need a beer please.

:twisted: Well, I would have given you some eye wash, but beer does the job just as well :shrug:

[melon]

:twisted: Well, I would have given you some eye wash, but beer does the job just as well :shrug:

Sure does, thanks!

[ninja]

i'd like to have a good drink with lots of rum ... ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

i'd like to have a good drink with lots of rum ... ;)

:twisted: I would do that, but the bottle of rum isn't on the shelf :wtf:

Why's the rum gone? :hic:

[ninja]

:twisted: I would do that, but the bottle of rum isn't on the shelf :wtf:

oooh no ... :(


Why's the rum gone? :hic:

hmmm ... dunno ... :??: ... somebody took it away, i guess ...:twisted:
.. hey, why are you looking at me now???

[The Flying Mouse]

hmmm ... dunno ... :??: ... somebody took it away, i guess ...:twisted:
.. hey, why are you looking at me now???

:twisted: Did you know Scoobie can smell rum on someone from 500 yards :bleh:

[ninja]

:twisted: Did you know Scoobie can smell rum on someone from 500 yards :bleh:

omg ... that's not true ... ... hey scoobie ... go away now ...
don't like being sniffed actually ...
come on ... he can't catch a sniff of rum ... that's impossible ...

[Monstro]

come on ... he can't catch a sniff of rum ... that's impossible ...

Did you shake the landlords hand?...................He sweats the stuff!! :D

[ninja]

Did you shake the landlords hand?...................He sweats the stuff!! :D

oooh ... yes, that's it!!! yes ... i did!!!
thanx, monstro! ... guess you saved me :-))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: :doh:

[Monstro]

oooh ... yes, that's it!!! yes ... i did!!!
thanx, monstro! ... guess you saved me :-))

We do recommend protection when dealing with this place, local environmental health office will supply all patrons with free rubber gloves upon request lol

[ninja]

We do recommend protection when dealing with this place, local environmental health office will supply all patrons with free rubber gloves upon request lol

:lol: :)) :spit:
ok ... thanx again ... and there's no doubt anymore: the landlord himself took the bottle of rum away ...
where's mine now???

[L96]

There are so few drinkers in here these days. I'll have a triple everything, all in the one glass, having learnt that my entire Meat Loaf collection has been stolen. Help me forget...

[melon]

There are so few drinkers in here these days. I'll have a triple everything, all in the one glass, having learnt that my entire Meat Loaf collection has been stolen. Help me forget...

*Pulls up a stool beside llan* I'll have what she's having :facepalm: :(

[L96]

*Pulls up a stool beside llan* I'll have what she's having :facepalm: :(
And I'll have what she's having...

Is there a bonus prize for drying out the bar? Anything besides a goldfish will be fine...

[The Flying Mouse]

having learnt that my entire Meat Loaf collection has been stolen. Help me forget...

:twisted: Eh? :shock:

*Pulls up a stool beside llan* I'll have what she's having :facepalm: :(

Tripple everything coming up.

And I'll have what she's having...

Is there a bonus prize for drying out the bar? Anything besides a goldfish will be fine...

The only goldfish related items we have is the goldfish bowls, and they ain't for keeping goldfish in :hic:

[Wario]

Hey bartender, heres mah id:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d2oCI5_XGik/T6ZfwhFVoiI/AAAAAAAADnQ/tOV2kKqVMk4/s1600/blurry-fake-id-barbara-bush.jpg

now.....

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-animal-captions-gimme-another-round-its-been-a-rough-day.jpg

.... and the key to meat's boardtape stash.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Put this picture.............


http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-animal-captions-gimme-another-round-its-been-a-rough-day.jpg

On this ID card................

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d2oCI5_XGik/T6ZfwhFVoiI/AAAAAAAADnQ/tOV2kKqVMk4/s1600/blurry-fake-id-barbara-bush.jpg

And you might have a chance :p


They key to the board tapes?

Sorry, can't do that :bleh:


The lock's broken, so just help yourself :shrug:

[ninja]

where's mine now???[/QUOTE]

i'm still waiting for my bottle of rum ... :??::??::??:

[The Flying Mouse]

where's mine now???

i'm still waiting for my bottle of rum ... :??::??::??:

:twisted: Here, have a bottle :hic:

Sod it, with all the bloody naval talk I could use a bottle myself, did I ever tell you about my first ship......... :hic:

[L96]

:twisted: Eh? :shock:



Tripple everything coming up.



The only goldfish related items we have is the goldfish bowls, and they ain't for keeping goldfish in :hic:

Yeah, I know... house break in a couple of months back. I was told the CD's and DVD's survived. They didn't. Now to battle the insurance company and hope they amend the claim.

Any chance of including a goldfish in the next glass? Actually, you know what'd be cool? Pint glasses with a two layers of glass, with water in between, filled with guppies.

[melon]

Actually, you know what'd be cool? Pint glasses with a two layers of glass, with water in between, filled with guppies.
Oh yes please, Siamese fighting fish too?

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[The Flying Mouse]

Yeah, I know... house break in a couple of months back. I was told the CD's and DVD's survived. They didn't. Now to battle the insurance company and hope they amend the claim.



:twisted: ~~~~~~~s :angry:
I hope they are listening to your Bat Out Of Hell CD in the car, and in makes them go a wee bit too fast for safety and wrap they themselves round a lamp post.


Any chance of including a goldfish in the next glass? Actually, you know what'd be cool? Pint glasses with a two layers of glass, with water in between, filled with guppies.

I'm sure I could put that together :mrgreen:

[L96]

Or a glass with an extra thick base so it has room for a goldfish. That could be fun.

[The Flying Mouse]

Or a glass with an extra thick base so it has room for a goldfish. That could be fun.

:twisted: Or, an extra deep glass so it has more room for more beer :up:

[melon]

need another of those triple things.... please

[The Flying Mouse]

need another of those triple things.... please

:twisted: I'm thinking of building a happy meal around those things :idea:

I'd have to do a little re-branding though :bleh:

McShitfaced's


No, I don't think so :facepalm:

[Wario]

McShitfaced's



http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1001/shitfaced-drunk-funny-shitfaced-demotivational-poster-1263444891.jpg

[melon]

Gross....




http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1001/shitfaced-drunk-funny-shitfaced-demotivational-poster-1263444891.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1001/shitfaced-drunk-funny-shitfaced-demotivational-poster-1263444891.jpg


:twisted: I dislike, I dislike a lot :barf:

I've hidden the content of the post to protect innocent eyes.
Don't want to see that picture every time I want into my own bar :bleh:

Another one and you are out of here mister :bicker:

[L96]

Let's name the triple thing. Because I'd like another to recover from that image. In a guppy glass, please, with a little deep sea diver instead of a tropical umbrella.

[melon]

Let's name the triple thing. Because I'd like another to recover from that image. In a guppy glass, please, with a little deep sea diver instead of a tropical umbrella.

Triple trouble diver?

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[Wario]

:twisted: I dislike, I dislike a lot :barf:

I've hidden the content of the post to protect innocent eyes.
Don't want to see that picture every time I want into my own bar :bleh:

Another one and you are out of here mister :bicker:

:lol::lol::lol:

screw you mr bartender I can do as i please :kickass:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Chris, you should never argue with someone who has access to editing posts.

For instance, did you say................

:lol::lol::lol:

screw you mr bartender I can do as i please :kickass:


Or did you say.......................


I feel pretty, oh so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty, and bright :cheer:


Or perhaps you said...............


Masculine sucks, ima Westlife fan


:devil:

[L96]

Triple trouble diver?

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Triple diver.... How about "deep-sea"? :up:

[The Flying Mouse]

Triple diver.... How about "deep-sea"? :up:

:twisted: Now that sounds like a big glass :bleh:

Not very sunny out there today, but sctrew it, we'll have a BBQ anyway :mrgreen:

Beer and a burger anyone?

[L96]

Depends... is it a fishburger? And I'll have a deepsea while you're up. :P

[The Flying Mouse]

Depends... is it a fishburger? And I'll have a deepsea while you're up. :P

:twisted: It's whatever burger you want :shrug:

I think we've even got some dodo burgers somewhere :bleh:

[melon]

:twisted: Now that sounds like a big glass :bleh:

Not very sunny out there today, but sctrew it, we'll have a BBQ anyway :mrgreen:

Beer and a burger anyone?

Beef? If its a good bit of cow I'm up for it, with a deep sea please :D

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[The Flying Mouse]

Beef? If its a good bit of cow I'm up for it, with a deep sea please :D



:twisted: WE can do beef.

The deep sea is getting a bit shallow :shock:
Need to phone the suppliers and get more stock.

[melon]

I'm starving. I'll have 2 burgers, chips and a salad from the bar menu, annnnnnnnd, in the mood for a cocktail, so a Japanese slipper too thanks.

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[The Flying Mouse]

I'm starving. I'll have 2 burgers, chips and a salad from the bar menu, annnnnnnnd, in the mood for a cocktail, so a Japanese slipper too thanks.


:twisted: That all sounds pretty good, i'm getting hungry now :bleh:

As for the Japanese slipper, we've got Hiadiki Houdini doing his escape act at 9 tonight.

We're very lucky to book him, he's very hard to pin down.

[melon]

:twisted: That all sounds pretty good, i'm getting hungry now :bleh:

As for the Japanese slipper, we've got Hiadiki Houdini doing his escape act at 9 tonight.

We're very lucky to book him, he's very hard to pin down.

Ha ha ha, good to go then.

Now I need a night cap, I'll have a drop of whisky now thanks

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[The Flying Mouse]

Ha ha ha, good to go then.

Now I need a night cap, I'll have a drop of whisky now thanks


:twisted: Japanese slippers, night caps, who do you think we are? a clothing store? :lol:

[melon]

:twisted: Japanese slippers, night caps, who do you think we are? a clothing store? :lol:

Soooo, I can't get my cricket shoes here either???? S'pose I'll settle for a depth charge.... that is if you sell electronics here?

[The Flying Mouse]

S'pose I'll settle for a depth charge....

:twisted: Jager in a pint of cider :mrgreen:

[melon]

:twisted: Jager in a pint of cider :mrgreen:

That'll do then :D

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