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meatfan

23 Jul 2003, 02:02

My darling new hubby of 3 years is Dyslexic.. I have started to write down the things he says as I think I could eventually write a best seller!

If you like them I'll give you one a night!

True story. :lol: Last November we were shopping in a nearby town where we had not been before. As we returned to the car, the sun was caught between two buildings. I said "Ooh David, look at that beautifull orange ball". He replied, "Yes, its a full moon tonight".

Puzzelled, I aked him how he could tell it was a full moon tonight by looking at the sun. He replied "Oh, is that the sun? I thought it was the moon!" Laughing, I said "No, its the sun!". What he said next had me in hysterics!! Scroll down to find out what he said next....

"Oh, its the sun is it? Is it coming up or going down? :lol: :lol: :lol:

White of High

23 Jul 2003, 10:38

Is he astronomer? :lol:

Tim

23 Jul 2003, 13:14

Heheh, real funny...:lol:

meatfan

23 Jul 2003, 13:44

Hi you two - no, he's definately not an astronomer!

Here is another one for you! :lol:

We were walking along the canal one day and we saw a dead creature in the water.

We could not work out what it was. It had hair though, so Dave said he thought it could be a cat. As it had long ears, I thought it was a rabbit so I said to him, "Look, it might be a rabbit - it's got ears".

Dave's reply - "Oooh, its got ears? It must be a fish"! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Flying Mouse

23 Jul 2003, 13:55

:twisted: I remember my cousin's girlfriend had to take a pregnancy test.
When he heard the results he went to see my auntie to give her the news........
"It's negative,so it must be twins"

:lmao:

meatfan

23 Jul 2003, 14:09

HaHaHaHaHa! :lmao: :lmao:

Just the sort of thing Dave would say......

Heather.

bambi

23 Jul 2003, 16:51

lol :lol:

CarolM

24 Jul 2003, 23:06

Hope this causes no offence to anybody, but without realizing i said to Mousie wont this topic be offensive to any dyslexic people out there ,what if they read this and go mad. Didnt realize what i said till a second afterwards. :oops:

meatfan

25 Jul 2003, 01:17

mariella

25 Jul 2003, 10:02

It should not cause offence....
Richard Branson is dyslexic, so was Einstein to name but two...

My husband is Dyslexic and I laugh at what he says on a daily basis,, but him causing me to laugh is one of the reasons I love him!

Tonight, while examining my torch to see why it would not light, he said "I have replaced the bulb, but now you need two Durex" :lol: :lol:

Heather.

Hi Heather,

Laughing is very healty. Thank you for these stories! :D
I have a dyslexic brother who is now in university, so it's says nothing about IQ! And I do laugh with him a lot...

Great day to you,

Mariella

meatfan

25 Jul 2003, 20:28

Hi Mariella,

Here is another one for you!

Rushing round trying to get jobs done, at 12.50 I said to David, "I want to watch the news at 1"

"Well", he replied, "You're too late - its 10 to".

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We once went to a pub quiz. The question was "What is the only anagram of CAUTION?" Quick as a flash, David said, "AUCTION".

"My goodness" I said -"That was quick!"

"No", my son replied, "Thats how he always spells it!"

Heather.

mariella

26 Jul 2003, 00:57

Thank you, Heather. Have had a very good day, this is making it even better!

Hope you have had a good day too.

xxx

Mariella