Best pick up lines

[Wario]

Have any good ones?

Here's mine:

Hey baby, I wish you were my pinky toe.
So I could bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

[ChloeLee88]

Have any good ones?

Here's mine:

Hey baby, I wish you were my pinky toe.
So I could bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Hahaha!!!!! That is terrible! Please tell me you have never actually used that!?
:lol:

[Guy]

Oh dear....here we go.
Once at sainsburys checkout and I complained about the cost of a bag.
Me. "Is anything free in this world?"
Checkout girl. "My phone number."
Kerching.....still got it.

[Guy]

I also have another about a finger but thats for a tour night.
; 0)

[CarylB]

So now we know the root of Warrio's outstanding success with women :lmao:

[AndrewG]

No need for a pickup-line when you are mascu-line.