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[R.]

Recently I received an email concerning some 2 year degree.
I immediately thought of this:
http://www.mlukfc.com/funstuff/everymansdream.jpg
:))
R.

[Anne]

Excuse me R but you seem to have forgotten to post the "senseless" email I sen you! So for all those males out there who could do with a course in "Male arts". here it is:

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you
should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six
trimesters, you, too, can be a real man, as well as earning an MA degree
(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Passing Gas Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

By the way R not one to drop fellow fans in it, but it was Alex who sent me it in the first place!

Anne

[R.]

Anne,

I "forgot" to post your email on purpose.

Now, why did I post my answer here:
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Reason No. 1 was to ummm ... let's say convince you to post this stuff here instead of flooding my mailbox ./icons/icon12.gif.

Reason No. 2 was that i was just too lazy to post this weird ./icons/icon12.gif stuff.
But i knew somebody else who would do this ./icons/icon2.gif.

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Oh ... and i'm pretty sure that Alex would love to own such a sophisticated technical device.

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R.

[Alex]

Cool! Wow!!!
But you see R, i dont need it! i just take my pick on who I want and say "Ahhh, How You Doin'?".

LOL!! Ive been described by many people as the pinacle of sexual desirability!
Just look at me in PVC! Ohhhh aren't I cute!! LOL!!

Ohh Well....... Dont Dream It they say.... why not?!?!

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Alex ./icons/icon7.gif

[LucyK!]

Alex...honey...are you asleep when these people tell you this?! LOL ./icons/icon7.gif

Lucy! ./icons/icon7.gif

[Anne]

R

You have just confirmed all my suspicions about you!! LOL ./icons/icon12.gif