true story

[ladyloaf69]

this is a true story. it happened to me a few weeks ago. as teh guy left the parking lot he tried to run me over but i threw myself up on the curb.



and....Here's Our Winner!!!!!

KIM FLOYD

Here is how she intends to
stay "Forever Young".....
AND A BIT OF A HEROINE!!!

"I will stay forever young for
the rest of my life by one simple
word...meat loaf. No not the
food but the man himself. Listeneing
to his music has made me feel young,
and vibrant. This might sound way out
there but the other day I worked at a
national chain store in teh electronics
department. I had a customer grab a basket
and filled it up worth hundreds if electronics.
he then kicked open the fire door and ran out.
I ran after him like I never ran before and
got his license number. Cops pursued him
and he even tried to run cop cars out of
the way. A cop came back to me and said
"how did u ever manage to run so fast and
get his license number?"...I simply looked
at him and said , "just listen to meat loaf's
music and it will make you feel forever young."

CONGRATULATIONS, KIM!!

Watch for our next Wasted Youth Contest coming up VERY soon!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rob The Badger]

meh