Product liability & warning labels.

[R.]

Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-girlfriends are really dying to have you call them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you're invisible or worse, bulletproof!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading factor in having a coyote date.

WARNING: teh consumbtion of allcohol may mack you tink yuo can tipe real gode ...

Hic. :))

[ROSIE]

Yes to all of the above



Rosie

[shadow1000001]

I love it :lmao: :lmao:

[Sapphire Lady]

Brilliant. I can identify with a number of those unfortunately :mrgreen:

[Chris]

Brilliant. I can identify with a number of those unfortunately :mrgreen:

Don't worry you are not alone in that!!!!!

Cool R!!

[Bigmomma]

Thanks R, this was so funny brought many things back to mind
reading this...
kezzina

[dottie]

Most definitely R. I've had more practise too :lol:

[Bart]

i had practiced :? last nite

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Dammit R.,you could have told us sooner :oops: .
Still,I stand by the philosophy that a problem brought about by beer can only be fixed with more beer :mrgreen:

[Terri]

Brilliant. I can identify with a number of those unfortunately :mrgreen:
:wink: me too :lmao:

[Chris]

Well Mousie, I am very sorry to have to disillusion you but that is not true.

For some problems you need hard liquor!!! :lmao:

[CarolM]

i can identify with some of these to R :oops: , oh no what have i said. :lmao:

[tukayaway]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may disappear.


All aboard the beer bus! That magical mode of transport that gets you home from the pub to your bed without you remembering a thing.

WARNING - If passengers bed not found, then it will automatically drop you off at the nearest A&E, park bench, or bush.

[Chris]

Thats something, Why is it that pavements and random bushes are always so much softer and comfier when you are drunk????

[original sin]

Well Mousie, I am very sorry to have to disillusion you but that is not true.

For some problems you need hard liquor!!! :lmao:

Yep i'll go along with that one ...........hic cup :oops: