Appalling Joke!!!!!!!

[Chris]

I have just seen a MAGICAL tractor. it was driving down the road when suddenly it turned into a field!!!!!!!

Terrible I know

Chris :P

[R.]

Bored?? :zzz:

Maybe this is something for you:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/749883.asp?0dm=C12JT&cp1=1 :p

8)
R.

[Tim]

Well, is it English humor?

Because if i translate it in Dutch, it's a normal sentence, so.....

[Steve]

Worry not - the duality of meaning of many words is a source of endless humour to Brits.......is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?

[R.]

Worry not - the duality of meaning of many words is a source of endless humour to Brits.......is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?

Woah!
I had to read this sentence three (3) times to understand it.
And the answer - at least in my case - is no. :p

8)
R.

[Tim]

is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?

You say what? A lack of sense of humour on the continent? LOL
We dutch have a great sense of humour, i think this European continent has a great sense of humour. I mean, look what's happening around here, it's just humour. :D

No, what i mean is that you English people have a strange humour, but it's funny, like fawlty towers or bottom. Strange, but great humor. :P

[R.]

Go here for an example: Answering machine (http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197)

:))
R.

[Tim]

Very, very cool!!! LOL

I'm still laughing!! Who is that guy, or who's voice is it, John Cleese?

Well, i'm send it to some friends, haha!!

[Chris]

I have just seen a MAGICAL tractor. it was driving down the road when suddenly it turned into a field!!!!!!!

Terrible I know

Chris :P

I posted this joke on here 2 years ago.

As the Dawn Patrollers amongst us will know, Sarah Kennedy read this joke out on Friday morning on BBC Radio 2 at 7:10am!!!!!!!

I will get my 15 mins of fame!!!

[black dog]

Go here for an example: Answering machine (http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197)

:))
R.

Love the message R.

Is that your answerphone message? :lol:

[Rob The Badger]

God, I remember when you first posted this. . .I'm getting old.

[R.]

Is that your answerphone message? :lol:
I forgot. :p

[black dog]

Is that your answerphone message? :lol:
I forgot. :p
You'd best go check. But don't forget what you're doing on the way

[Caz]

oh god Chris, that was groanworthy that one was *so why am I laughing hysterically at it*

Mind you, it's better than some of the ones i know - which i daren't post on here .... they are bad ... really BAD :oops:

[AndyK]

I've had my favourite joke ....


the three legged dog who walks into the saloon bar at the OK Coral who
when asked by the bar tender what he's doing there replies

"Ah'm looking fer the man who shot my paw"


read out on Drive on BBC Radio 5 Live, with full credits and accompanying groans from the presenters :D

[Caz]

*Groannnnnnnnnnn* that was worse than Chris's joke Andy :lol:

261 and rising :D

[AndyK]

*Groannnnnnnnnnn* that was worse than Chris's joke Andy :lol:

261 and rising :D

I thank you :D

[Caz]

You are welcome Andy ..... at least it's helping me along with my postwhoring efforts :lol: :twisted:

[AndyK]

well I like to do mybit to help :D

[Caz]

And I need all the help I can get :lol: :lol: