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shadow1000001
08 Nov 2003, 09:52
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I'm not being rude. You're just being insignificant.

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Chaos, panic, and disorder----my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

And last but not least:

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
heat
08 Nov 2003, 10:06
:lmao:
original sin
08 Nov 2003, 11:24
:lmao: well thats going on my office wall for sure
Sapphire Lady
08 Nov 2003, 13:11
This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

So you work in the same place as me then? :mrgreen:
Bigmomma
08 Nov 2003, 15:16
i love, love it , :lmao: it is brilliant

i am going to save these for future reference :P
kezzina
shadow1000001
08 Nov 2003, 19:16
This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

So you work in the same place as me then? :mrgreen:


Yes I do :lmao:

I have them posted on my wall to Kezzina :D
Tim
08 Nov 2003, 19:20
Real fun kezzina!!! :lmao:

But off the record... i just say all kind off things at work. If people like it or not, just like here. I can't keep my mouth shut. And like you people think... indeed.. it gets me in some problems sometimes...
Chris
08 Nov 2003, 22:20
I know this feeling well, smiling sweetly when you would rahter be slapping seven bells out of them for being stupid!!!!!

These will be on our staff room wall first thing tomorrow

:lmao:
Bren
09 Nov 2003, 00:08
:lol: like it
Rob The Badger
09 Nov 2003, 00:48
Sometimes I want to jump up and shout: "KNACKERS TO THIS, I'M GOING HANGLIDING!"
Wild_Honey
09 Nov 2003, 01:36
:mrgreen:
sherrie87
09 Nov 2003, 04:11
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

I work at a middle school, with 11 to 13 year old children- this is so perfect!

Sherrie
Tim
09 Nov 2003, 17:01
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

I work at a middle school, with 11 to 13 year old children- this is so perfect!

Sherrie

I am also a teacher, and i know what you mean. heeheh, but i think you can't afford it to say that.

The Butcher.
Asha
09 Nov 2003, 17:07
Do I look like a people person?



Not me, being a nurse and all
:lmao:
[RDH]draconia
09 Nov 2003, 23:34
i now what you mean i work in a petrol station
in also not a people person :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Kitty Kat
11 Nov 2003, 21:41
I would like to scream 'NO - I do not have the bl....y time to do you a favour.
Gez
15 Nov 2003, 20:53
To the teachers above, see the Channel 4 series TEACHERS, funnily enough, do yous all drink like that and have wee fly passionate meetings????? :oops:
The Flying Mouse
24 Nov 2003, 17:39
:twisted: Things I wish I could say at work?I could have some fun with that :devil:
Top of the list for a karaoke host/singer would have to be....

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A F...ING JUKEBOX :evil: ?

FOR GOD'S SAKE WILL YOU JUST ALL HURRY UP AND GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO SING :zzz: .

YOU CAN ONLY SING IF YOU FIRST PRESENT ME WITH BEER 8) .

NO, THE MUSIC IS NOT TOO FAST.IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY BECAUSE YOUR DRUNK YOU CRETIN :roll: .

YES,THIS IS THE RIGHT VERSION :? .

THAT WAS THE WORST VERSION OF THAT SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD :down: .

NO YOU CAN'T SING.I'M DRUNK NOW.THE MIC IS ALL MINE :mrgreen: .
shadow1000001
25 Nov 2003, 00:43
Those are cute Mouse :lmao: :twisted: