just for the girls

[[RDH]draconia]

i have been giver this site from a clan that i belong to from a private fourm since there are only 10 females that belong there is a "bitches room"

http://www.yoni.com/bitchf/bitchboard.shtml
it looks like fun

some of it is a bit offencive so i apologise in advance

[dottie]

Now that is interesting draconia :twisted: :roll: :lol:

[[RDH]draconia]

oh i do have some more if you would like them :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[dottie]

Oh Yes Please! :twisted: :lol:

[[RDH]draconia]

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/index.shtml

http://www.ihatemen.com/

the i hate men one is brill esp the tips for men

[dottie]

I just love these draconia, needed that laugh, :lol: going to have another look later :lmao:

[Kitty Kat]

Very Funny - set me up for the evening :) :)

[shadow1000001]

I love those Draconia :D Sign me up :wink:

[[RDH]draconia]

im so glad that you enjoyed it
you can add to it if you want

[[RDH]draconia]

15 Laws For Women To Live By

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature
anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too
old for it.

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

[shadow1000001]

Those are good draconia :lmao:

Here's one for you,
What do you do if your husband is running around the back yard?
Shoot him again :wink:

[[RDH]draconia]

thanks shadow1000001
i have also got this one its not about men but it is just as funny

Management 101

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more then 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%?

Here's a little maths that might prove helpful...

What makes life 100%?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11=98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5=96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5=100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And
look how far ass kissing will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14= 118%!!!!

This ends today's management lesson.

[Gez]

Girls girls.............me thinks youz have some issues here :bicker:

[shadow1000001]

Girls girls.............me thinks youz have some issues here :bicker:


maybe just a few :twisted:

[AndyK]

Ladies, Ladies, ladies......

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing :twisted:

AndyK
... ducking and running for cover :D

[shadow1000001]

Ladies, Ladies, ladies......

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing :twisted:

AndyK
... ducking and running for cover :D

You do like to live dangerously :twisted:

Maria

[AndyK]

Ladies, Ladies, ladies......

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing :twisted:

AndyK
... ducking and running for cover :D

You do like to live dangerously :twisted:

Maria

Well, if you're not living life on the edge then you're taking up too much room I reckon :D

[heat]

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing :twisted:


HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is wayyyyy to short to spend it ironing - that's why i pay someone to do it for me. And as for the cleaning malarkey - thats why i have a husband - i mean...i wouldn't keep a dog and bark myself....

[[RDH]draconia]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
Ancient chinese proverbs. :)