BIG BROTHER

[Emily]

Its about time Big Brother came to this message board...

The 10 Contestants are as follows:
- Kasim Sulton
- Meat Loaf
- Paul Crook
- Emily
- Colleen (aka - Mrs Fire Ball)
- Louise (aka weezy)
- A boy for Emily to bully (e.g. Hayley Joel Osmond)
- Geoffrey Rush as Captain Barbossa (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- Beethoven the dog
- Edward Scissorhands


Our job for the next while, is to keep you all updated on what is happening in the Big Brother House...

Emily

[Emily]

Each contestant is allowed to bring one personal belonging into the house. (Except Barbossa who got two, cos he's scary...)

They are as follows....

Kasim - one bass guitar
Meat Loaf - one red hanky
Paul - one electric guitar (his bat one)
Emily - one big stick to beat the boy.. :twisted:
Louise - magic 8 ball
Colleen - Makeup (foundation only!)
Boy - NOTHING (emily's decision... :twisted: )
Barbossa - one telescope and one plastic ship for the bath
Beethoven the dog - one bone
Edward Scissorhands - Ice Block to sculpt

To be continued...

[Emily]

DAY ONE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE...

4:30pm - Kasim and Meat are in the living room discussing the other housemates...

4:48pm - Emily joins Kas and Meat on the sofa and slags off Barbossa
- Barbossa overhears and gets angry, so Meat locks him in the cupboard.

5:50pm - At dinner, Meat force feeds Emily olives. She's raging and gives him the silent treatment.

6:40pm - Paul gets out his bat guitar... annoys the whole house.. cus its FAAAAR too loud...
Meanwhile Emily runs after the boy with her big stick.... :twisted: Big Brother gives Emily her first 'behaviour warning..'

8:37pm - Big Brother calls Meat to the Diary Room and orders him to release Barbossa. Meat is given his first 'behaviour' warning...

10:30pm - Barbossa(in a huff), Meat and Beethoven the dog have gone to bed. Kasim puts on a show for those who are still up. They love him! :D

[Rob The Badger]

I thought we were in for an interesting conversation about Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-Four'. . .*sigh*

[Emily]

DAY 2 IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE...

9:30am - Everyone is up except the boy...Emily goes to wake him up with the stick... :twisted: The boy RUNS to the Diary Room...
- Paul and Louise are in the kitchen making pancakes 8O
- Emily is still giving Meat the slient treatment from force feeding her olives...

11am - Edward Scissorhands is called to the Diary Room and given a task. He must: trim Beethoven, make sculptures of the housemates from the trees and bushes, and give everyone free haircuts.

2:20pm - Edward gives Meat a hair cut. 8O

4:53pm - Barbossa goes on a treasure hunt. Paul tags along...

6:15pm - Kasim makes meatloaf. In the shape of Meat Loaf. Meat is not amused... :wtf:

8:22pm - Emily accidently whacks Meat with her big stick instead of the boy. He chases her all around the house, yellings things. :bicker: Emily and Meat both get 'behaviour' warnings.

9pm - Edward cuts Colleen's hair, but it's a disaster and she locks herself in her room.
- Emily tries to flirt with Kasim..it doesn't work... so Emily goes off to flirt with Meat...

9:54pm - Barbossa watches Louise with his telescope...

1:35am - Louise and Emily go to the kitchen to get a drink. They discover a sleepwalking kasim was painting the living room wall...

[Emily]

DAY 3 IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE...

1:21pm - Barbossa is the only housemate still in bed.
- Everyone else is in the garden, except Edward Scissorhands who is in the kitchen. He accidently cuts a few electrical cables..he panics for a while and then runs to the Diary Room.
- Meat nearly gets electrocuted trying to turn the kettle. There is a loud bang and nothing electrical works.
- Emily blames the boy & gets the stick... :twisted:

3:49pm - Paul is climbing a tree in the garden... :roll:
- Barbossa keeps saying "AAARRRRR!!!" to Louise in scary pirate fashion... 8O

5:32pm - Meat, Paul and Kasim are having a burping competition..Edward is confused & runs to the Diray Room.
- Beethoven is missing... 8O

6:12pm - Colleen makes dinner. Emily chokes on a pea - Edward rushes in to help, but makes the situation worse by cutting her head. Emily blames the boy and chases after him :twisted: ...Edward follows...

9:45pm - Kasim and Edward are playing 'snakes and ladders,' but Edward keeps cutting the board and annoying Kasim. Kasim quits the game. Edward is confused and runs to the Diary Room...

11:47pm - Emily is flirting with Meat. He yells at her...Emily goes and complains to Kasim...
- Beethoven is still missing... 8O

03:11am - Louise and Emily are the only housemates still awake. Suddenly there is a loud scream. There is a big spider in Louise's bed. There is more screaming.... Kasim, Paul and Meat all come running to the rescue (in their boxers :wink: )...
Edward is woken by the noise, and, confused, sprints to the Diary Room and sleeps there.

[Weezy]

6:15pm - Kasim makes meatloaf. In the shape of Meat Loaf. Meat is not amused... :wtf:


lol!!!!! :lol:

[Emily]

DAY 4 IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE....

9:59am - Kasim and Paul are playing around with the chickens in the garden... 8O
- Beethoven is still missing...

1:31pm - Paul is making pizza for the housemates. Emily approaches Edward in a flirtatious way... Edward is confused, and runs to the Diary Room.. 8O
- Kasim discovers a hole under the fence and works out that Beethoven escaped through it.

BIG BROTHER MAKES AN ANNOUNCEMENT! 8O
Mozart is brought back from the dead to replace Beethoven the Dog. Housemates are confused. Mozart has trouble adjusting to his new surroundings and disappears again.... housemates remain confused...

4:33pm - Emily grabs the big stick and goes after the boy :twisted:

6:57pm - At dinner, Paul starts a food fight. Kasim throws a sausage, which hits Edward on the face...Edward is confused and concerned and sprints to the diary room 8O
- Meat is called to the Diary Room and given his task. He is to knit a jumper for Kasim. Meat objects. So does Kasim....

10:45pm - Louise, Colleen and Emily are all on the sofa talking about who they fancy in the House. Louise says that she fancies Kasim. Colleen fancies Meat and Emily fancies Paul... :wink: :roll: :D
- Barbossa is in the Bath splashing around with his plastic boat...

12:00pm - Emily is on the sofa painting her nails...kasim watches...
- Meat has begun to knit...

[Heli]

Big Brother now on my website, thanx to Emily!! Why not check it out!

http://wake_up_sleepy.tripod.com/welcometomyneighbourhood/id28.html