If Life Were A Computer

[Chris]

• If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over.

• To get your daily exercise, just click on "run."

• If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend."

• To add/remove someone in your life, click "start," "settings," and "control panel."

• To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

• If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

• When you lose your car keys, click "Find."

• "Help" with chores is just a click away.

• Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would just use your diskette to recover from a crash.

• When you make a bad decision, just click "edit," "Undo."

Things could be so much easier!!!!!

[dottie]

To add/remove someone in your life, click "start," "settings," and "control panel."
Things could be so much easier!!!!![/quote]

Um Yes could do with this sometimes Chris :lol:

[ROSIE]

Life would be great if husbands came with volume contril and a delete button, not to mention shift :lol: :lol: :lol:


R :lol: sie

[black dog]

Love this Chris. Presumable peripherals would be husbands and the like that you could change when you like

[Satan]

FDISK

[GOD]

FDISK

This disk is write-protected. Your evil commands cannot harm the innocents on here.

[airhead]

If It was I would have crashed years ago. Computers hate me and I hate them.