In the interests of equality...........

[AndyK]

...... there's been an outbreak of quips, pics and jokes about men doing the dirty and being the evil ones of the two sexes.... well just to redress the balance a little and prove that the fairer sex aren't whiter than white here's a little something.......... ;) :twisted:

Job Opening - CIA Assassin

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were
three finalists... two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I
can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After
a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow,
and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had
to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil.

[Rob The Badger]

"I lost my faith in womanhood" ~ Morrissey. A radical feminist I might add.

[original sin]

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf000/f023/f023804nuca.jpg

[R.]

http://www.mlukfc.com/funstuff/0036.jpg

[Heli]

:lmao: :mrgreen:

Wow!! Now thats a joke!!!! Lmao!!!! lolol!! :lol:

[mariella]

:devil: :up:

[Heli]

http://www.mlukfc.com/funstuff/0036.jpg

I've seen that one before but it still cracks me up!!

[original sin]

awaiting new pic :lol:

[AndyK]

Sin ........ the joke here is?

Let's keep this as light hearted as it started out shall we?

Ta

Andy

[original sin]

was an interested fact as i was searching - no more no less - but take your point and will amend

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

i agree - women are evil - and proud of it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :devil: :devil: :devil:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[ROSIE]

I just don't see the problem :P :P :P :P


R :P sie

[Chris]

Does anyone else have deja vu?

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1502

[shadow1000001]

I really don't see a problem with this, do you :twisted:



Maria

[LostSoul]

:lmao:


Patricia
... aka Nikita! :devil:

[AndyK]

Thanks Sin.

It was an Interesting factoid or two yes.... but it's really just more proof that in the light of humourous over powering argument in mens favour, women always have to resort to truthful facts to try and get the upper hand :lmao:

[shadow1000001]

http://mysite.freeserve.com/shadow1000001/images/1-picture6.gif?0.1921290459756182



:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[RSG]

Women DO ROCK!!! :P

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2334

<RSG faints to the ground, with a BIG clump!!, so loud, you can hear it over CHAPTER 2's, DO IT! on the CHSIB record>

< RSG gets up from the ground, "Could a woman pat my head and kiss it better, that fall hurt :( :twisted: >

[shadow1000001]

Women DO ROCK!!! :P




Yes we do :twisted: :wink:


Maria

[AndyK]

Women DO ROCK!!! :P




Yes we do :twisted: :wink:


Maria

Yes, women do ROck, but that still doesn't stop you all being evil :twisted: ;)

[mariella]

...I cannot believe I am reading this! :roll:

Surely you are not talking about All woman? :lol:

Mariella :devil:

[AndyK]

Yes, Mariella All women who are all (or even part) woman are evil......


.......... but since men are evil too and happily admit it rather than pretending not to be evil, I don't see there being a problem really. :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Rob The Badger]

< RSG gets up from the ground, "Could a woman pat my head and kiss it better, that fall hurt :( :twisted: >

*Kisses Ant better*

There, now like it lump it, and stop whining. :wink: :D

[original sin]

Thanks Sin.

It was an Interesting factoid or two yes.... but it's really just more proof that in the light of humourous over powering argument in mens favour, women always have to resort to truthful facts to try and get the upper hand :lmao:

quite right too the Truth will always win the day............so.............and think very carefully before you answer this one................................
Does my bum look big in this dress? :wink: :twisted:

[mariella]

Okay, since I am All woman, gues it is time to accept it - I AM :devil:

I Love it! :bunny:

Mariella

[AndyK]

Thanks Sin.

It was an Interesting factoid or two yes.... but it's really just more proof that in the light of humourous over powering argument in mens favour, women always have to resort to truthful facts to try and get the upper hand :lmao:

quite right too the Truth will always win the day............so.............and think very carefully before you answer this one................................
Does my bum look big in this dress? :wink: :twisted:

[insert tonigue in cheek]
Sorry, I can't see your bum for the two elephants that are frolicking in there
[/insert tongue]:devil:


Never ask a question you don't want to hear the answer too..... ;)

[original sin]

Thanks Sin.

It was an Interesting factoid or two yes.... but it's really just more proof that in the light of humourous over powering argument in mens favour, women always have to resort to truthful facts to try and get the upper hand :lmao:

quite right too the Truth will always win the day............so.............and think very carefully before you answer this one................................
Does my bum look big in this dress? :wink: :twisted:

[insert tonigue in cheek]
Sorry, I can't see your bum for the two elephants that are frolicking in there
[/insert tongue]:devil:
Never ask a question you don't want to hear the answer too..... ;)

well thank you for just winning my point :lmao:
think very carefully before you answer this one
male = inabillity to speak the truth and inability to think :wink:

as a man will rarely win it may just prove the overall discssion - and we probably are evil :twisted:

Sin.........trying to check her scalp in the mirror looking for the "666"

[AndyK]

I refer her evillness to my original point regarding women resorting to facts in the light of over powering humourous argumnent. 1-0 to the boys I fear.... ;)

[original sin]

I refer her evillness to my original point regarding women resorting to facts in the light of over powering humourous argumnent. 1-0 to the boys I fear.... ;)

we just wait for the boys to score own goals :twisted:

Sin - now having found two of the three 6's - and didn't realsie her head could turn 360deg

[AndyK]

yeah yeah yeah

by the way if you're searching in the mirror, you may find that what looks like 666 tattooed to your scalp is in fact "ddd" - think you may have been had at the tattoo parlour :lmao:

[original sin]

ddd 8O
I should be so lucky :wink:

[AndyK]

ddd 8O
I should be so lucky :wink:

Lucky? You'd be a danger in a cross wind ;)

[RSG]

< RSG gets up from the ground, "Could a woman pat my head and kiss it better, that fall hurt :( :twisted: >

*Kisses Ant better*

There, now like it lump it, and stop whining. :wink: :D

I never got to ThankU badger, thanx 8)