Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA comes in and chills in comfy corner (sos caz - but my needs greater at the moment) after helping herself to a ham cob & cuppa tea **

Puts relaxing music on jukebox

[KebLou]

I'm sure Caz doesn't mind, here you go

*hands FA a cup of coffee*

I hope it doesn't look anything like this


http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink01.gif

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Thanks Keb - no one made me one this morning - forgot about me working my butt off :cry:

It's nice to relax and chill for an hour

[KebLou]

Thats not nice, as soon as I go downstairs thats the first thing I do, I make my nan a cup of coffee.

I think I'm going to go outside

*walks outside with a laptop in hand, as soon as I get outside the sun goes in*

That always happens to me, oh well up I go.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

No it's not nice - but my mate on this afternoon so know she will look after me til 5pm

Anyway - I'm going to have to stop moaning and cheer myself up - any suggestions guys ????

[Heli]

No it's not nice - but my mate on this afternoon so know she will look after me til 5pm

Anyway - I'm going to have to stop moaning and cheer myself up - any suggestions guys ????

I have an Idea Sharon!! :D :D :D

[KebLou]

I have an idea, lets all sing:

I'll be on guitar,
you two on vocals (I will help)

and tonight Matthew we want to be Meat Loaf and we will be singing, 'All Revved Up With No Place To Go' and afterwards we will sing 'Paradise'

*picks up guitar, makes sure it is in tune and starts playing*

[Heli]

I was nothing but a lonely boy
Looking out for something new
And you were nothing but a lonely girl
But you were something
Something like a dream come true.

[KebLou]

I was a varsity tackle and a hell of a block
When I played my guitar,
I made the Canyons rock-but-
Every Saturday
I felt the fever grow
Do ya know what its like

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA enjoys the singing and company **

realises the time and blots out of the door - late back to work 8O

[KebLou]

* is so into the music, playing guitar and singing doesn't notice FA has left until its her turn to sing, opens eyes*

Oh FAs left, ok I got too into that, oh well

*carrys on playing guitar and sings next few lines*

All revved uo with no place to go
Do ya know what it's like
All revved uo with no place to go

In the middle of a steaming night
I'm tossing in my sleep
And in the middle of a red- eye dream
I see you coming
Coming on to give it to me

I was out on the prowl down by the edge of the track-
And like a son of a jackel
I'm the leader if the pack-but-
Every Saturday night

Ok I've got carried away, someone elses turn

*plays an interesting riff while Keb waits for someone else to start singing*

Oh I do like that.

[airhead]

*comes back in very embarrassed*

Danny... erm he found Billy's double... Billy's ok, he's on his way around. the bloke he found was his twin and they look very alike... sorry! Erm... I decked him one when I found him and his girlfriend kissing... she was not happy at all... when I saw Billy come out of his house... Don't worry Heli Billy's not messing you about!

*sees john and billy come in john with a huge black eye*

sorry john :oops:

[airhead]

*gets up on stage and sings paradise with danny*

*whole pub laughs at eddie and danny in the play- by- play part*

*interesting pretend fight at the end of the song*

[Heli]

*comes back in very embarrassed*

Danny... erm he found Billy's double... Billy's ok, he's on his way around. the bloke he found was his twin and they look very alike... sorry! Erm... I decked him one when I found him and his girlfriend kissing... she was not happy at all... when I saw Billy come out of his house... Don't worry Heli Billy's not messing you about!

*sees john and billy come in john with a huge black eye*

sorry john :oops:

*runs yup to Billy, he lifts Heli in his arms, kiss and whisper to each other for a bit. Then Billy puts heli down and heli runs over to eddie*

Thanx sweetie! I know you ment well!! ((eddie))

*Runs over to John*

You and Sally can have a drink on me in the Bat!! Eddie is really sorry!! :wink:

[Heli]

*Heli and Billy applaudes very loudly*

Woooo yey!! you go girl!! lol!!

*Heli and Billy gets up on the stage and does there version I'd Lie for you*

[airhead]

yeah sorry john! Have a few pints on me! And sally, a few drinks on me too!

*john laughs and slaps eddie on the back and Sally smiles*

*Danny picks Eddie up and insists on carrying her through the door*

SEE YOU ALL IN THE BAT!!!!!

[airhead]

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Danny gets up onto the stage and whole room goes silent*

Everyone, I dedicate this song to Eddie


*sings you took the words right out of my mouth*

[Heli]

Yeah meet you all in the bat!!

*Hold Billy's hand and head towards her tunnle door*

Oh and don't worry if we get stuck in the tunnle for a few minutes!! We havn't seen each other in a while :mrgeen:

[airhead]

Seee ya!!!!!!!!!!


*Danny puts eddie on the bike and they make a quick detour through the town*

[Heli]

Awww How sweet!

*Billly looks a bit shamed*

Aww sweetie!! ((Billy))

I'll make it up to you petal

Aww sweetie you don't have too

*Heli sits on Billy's knee and they have one of there soppy moments*

[airhead]

bleeeuurghh....... pass the bucket someone.... :lol:

may I remind you eddie that we are exactly the same?


Oh yeah!

*leaps across table and knocks danny's chair back and kisses him*

[KebLou]

OMG, what is going on in here,

*Me gets up on stage plays guitar intro to BOOH,*

Are you ready for this,

*Starts singing BOOH, and then goes into TOOTAB, and finishes with FCOL*

I would have carried on but I think I'm losing my voice, and FCOL really takes it out of you.

[airhead]

*stands up on table and applaudes big time*

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[airhead]

*falls right through the table*

[Heli]

*Billy sweeps Heli off her feet and takes her over to the juke box to play Love you out loud*

[airhead]

*picks up remnants of table*

is that coming out of my wages?

[KebLou]

Thanks,

Soon, I'll be recording that for real in a studio, I can't wait.
http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/music/musik36.gif


*Goes all hyper, phones rings*

This phone is going to get it, why won't it shut up

*answers phone and othe phone rings*

erugh!!!

[airhead]

sounds strangly like my house!

*gets up on stage and plays modern girl on guitar with danny singing along, then IGLHFBOU*

[Heli]

Does anyone want a drink??

[airhead]

Can I have a bud please Heli? Danny'll have guiness! We need fuel if we are the entertainment!

[Heli]

Here's your Eddiehttp://ceo.poebeln.de/uploads/budweiser.jpg
And heres yours Danny http://www.stg.org/images/holiday_old/st.pats/guinness.gif

[KebLou]

Can I have an apple juice, please?

[Heli]

Can I have an apple juice, please?

Here you go keb!!http://www.flavorbest.com/juice.jpg

[KebLou]

Mmm, that is lovely. Thanks.

http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink36.gif

Its much better than that.

[airhead]

ah'm a dancing.... dancing dancing dancing....

*dances around the room*

[airhead]

*crashes through b and b doors*

wooh!


*gets pickd up by danny who falls on settee and they kiss, much to the dismay of an old lady in the corner*

[GOD]

And how does one get served in here?

I would simply adore a Molson

[airhead]

gasp! GODs here!


*serves GOD a molson and straightens self up a bit*

[KebLou]

I'm sorry but I couldn't miss the chance.

*Starts singing BOOH for the second time tonight*

[Heli]

Hey, kids! calm it down or go to your room!! :roll:

[airhead]

*Eddie and Danny dance to BOOH and applaudes her when finished*

Well Done!!!!

*hears commotion going on outside*

whats going on?

[airhead]

*evil little smiles spread over faces but they sit up, and pretend to be posh and burst out laughing*

[KebLou]

*Follows airhead out*

OMG what is going on here?

[GOD]

Whatever it is, I am sure it can wait until later.

Landlord, another Molson here please.

[airhead]

Fire at the Off Lisense!!! FIREFIREFIREFIRE!!!!!!!!!

[Heli]

Yes here you go!! :D

Anything else???

[airhead]

Yeah, a fire bucket!!!!!!!

[Heli]

http://manboots.com/hallofflame/pre/image001.jpg

Right who started it??!!!! :evil:

[airhead]

Some yobs it think.

*hears another fire bell go off*

MY B AND B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




YAAAAARRRGHHH!!!!!!!!

[Heli]

OH NO!!!!!!

[airhead]

*bursts into b and b and sees the foyer is full of smoke*


EVERYONE GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!


NOW COME ON!!!!!!!


*danny grabs hold of old woman and carries her out while eddie runs through the corridor banging into every room*

EDDIE!!!!!

[airhead]

*danny and eddie run into the b and b*

[Heli]

http://www.firefighterscalendar.org/photos2003/may_large.jpg

Oh no!!! Wheres Billy!!!

BILLY :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[airhead]

*cough cough*

BILLY! Oh, there you are are! Come on! Come on!

*Eddie faints at smoke*

[Heli]

EDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/2.gif

*runs over to eddie and holds her*

Eddie wake up!!!!!

[airhead]

*Danny runs over and picks up an unconsious eddie closely followed by Billy and Heli*


Eddie... wake up!

[Heli]

*It all gets too much for Heli so Billy Takes her in his arms and they go sit in the park by the pond*

[airhead]

*wakes up slowely and looks at b and b in flames*

:cry:

[Heli]

You two can stay at my place tonight!! :cry: :cry:

[airhead]

*danny comes in and lays an unconsious eddie on the setee*

Oh, thank you. Didn't you live in that tunnel? It wasn't destroyed in the fire was it?

[KebLou]

I'm so tired, but I can't leave here.

*sits down and plays guitar, and slowly drifts to sleep in Caz's comfy corner*

Sorry Caz, its the best place in here.

[Heli]

Oh my tunnel!! :cry:



You can stay at my place if you want


Oh Thanks sweetie!! Thanx!! :wink:

[airhead]

Thanks mate! Eddie ain't waking up for love nor money. She woke up earlier, saw the b and b in flames and zonked straight out again. She poured her heart into that b and b but noone was hurt thank god.

[airhead]

*eddie wakes up*

Danny... where are we gonna stay?

Billy's place, eds. Come on, he's giving us a lift there

*Eddie trys to stand and falls, so is picked up and put in Billy's car with Heli*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

WELL - I'm glad I was away again last night - what happened here??

Right we have got to get this place up & running again.

How does this look for a start ??

http://images.homeplans.com/plan/WWW_FCRV_JPG/11501.JPG

Obviously on a bigger scale.

I know plenty of skilled workers that can help - so will do some ringing around today.

Don't worry about the money - we have someone willing to fund it. It will be bigger & better.

One problem though - where do we lay our heads in the mean time ??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

A few more suggestions


http://images.homeplans.com/plan/WWW_FCRT_JPG/2301.JPG



http://images.homeplans.com/plan/WWW_FCPT_JPG/182.JPG



http://images.homeplans.com/plan/WWW_FCRT_JPG/1456.JPG



http://images.homeplans.com/plan/WWW_FCPT_JPG/11402.JPG

Anyone else any requests - before I get the workmen organised????

[Heli]

I love the first one Sharon!! Very cosy!!

As for now...I uess we've just gotta put our selves up! :roll:

[Heli]

Well that was interesting..... 8O :roll:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Right - got the workforce sorted :D

Just waiting for the fire investigation to complete their findings & off we go

Anyone want anything specific to be included in the plans????

[Heli]

I think we made need extra rooms! Like half the building for quick stays, and another part for long term recidence.

Oh and i also think we should have sound proof rooms too!!! :twisted:

[KebLou]

I second that Heli, I would like a sound proof room in the long term residence part, please.

I don't think I can leave this place now its a second home.

[airhead]

*Walks sadly up to remnants of b and b*

Well, I suppose we'll just have to rebuild the place. look on the bright side eh!

[airhead]

yeah... ain't seen every day is it?

Grooo..... tell Billy thanks for the setee and dan says thanks for the floor and blankets. Where did you sleep though?

I need a coca cola.... please?


Well, the b and b needs rebuilding... I wonder who set it on fire?

[KebLou]

here you go eddie:
http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink36.gif

[airhead]

http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink36.gif


mmmmm thanks! I needed it!

Oh what am i gonna do? My poor b and b!

[KebLou]

I'm sure the B&B will be up and running sooner then you think.

Hang in there,

[airhead]

yeah, your right!

[airhead]

I think a nice seaside sort of b and b is nice!

Hmmm, soundproof rooms is a very good idea!

[Heli]

I recon we should have a party in here, just to take our minds off things!!

Billy said it was a pleasure having you two staying last night!! :wink:

[Testify]

bud please

[Heli]

http://ceo.poebeln.de/uploads/budweiser.jpg

[Testify]

cheers mate!

[Weezy]

Can I please have a Diet Coke............I'm absolutely addicted to this stuff....


Lou

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

We can do sound proof and a seperate part for long term and short term residents

anything else ??????

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

lots a bud please - finally back

[Testify]

nuther bud ova here please

[Heli]

How about some practise rooms for the local bands?? :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

ya can do that - in a seperate building from the living quarters

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

another bud here too please

airhead - chin up - the B&B will be bigger & better

[Heli]

So thats a special celebratory (sp?) extra extra extra extra large bottle of Bud for Sharon!! Welcome back to the evening hours hun!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

A diet Coke for Lou!!

and another bud for Trouble!!

Here you go!! :D

[Heli]

Sounds great to me!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

ta Heli

great to be back - keep them coming mate

[Weezy]

Thank you Heli......... :D

[Testify]

So thats a special celebratory (sp?) extra extra extra extra large bottle of Bud for Sharon!! Welcome back to the evening hours hun!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

A diet Coke for Lou!!

and another bud for Trouble!!

Here you go!! :D

thanks, need it

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA comes in wearing black leather from head to toe - after going for a blast on the bike **

takes helmet off and says:

"Drinks are on me all night - have a few nights to make up for"

A Bud please - bar tender & as many as you want for yourself

[Heli]

http://ceo.poebeln.de/uploads/budweiser.jpg

Here you go hun!!

That leather looks great on you! Where you been??

[airhead]

Hi everyone!


Summer is coming
the skys are turning blue
the flowers are opening
and i'm giving them to you ( :? )

What was grey before as now turned silver
the former yellow has turned to gold
blossoms are falling from the trees
and the heat has replaced the cold ( :? )


Hi! Lets get this B and B up and running again, shall we!

[Testify]

can i have a bud please? ta :)

[airhead]

*clambers over half a dozen builders*

My god.... it's taking a nice shape aint it!

[Heli]

We'll be back in before we know it!! :D

They found out who done it then??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

That leather looks great on you! Where you been??

Heli - just been for a blast to get rid of the cobwebs - very refreshing

another bud please & one for testify

[airhead]

it was yobs. They arrested them last night, so thats good. :)

Danny hasn't been around lately. Does Billy know where he's been? :D

[Heli]

here you go, two buds!!

I'd love to have a ride on the back of a motorcycle!! Would be sooo cool!!

[Testify]

cheers mate

[airhead]

my friend had to drag me out of the local motorbike shop today, had my eye on a yamaha...

[Heli]

Billy's with him! I think they've gone somewhere together....He didn't say much just kissed me on the cheek and said he'll be back soon and that everything will be alright! :? :? :? :?

[airhead]

tsk, men! :lol:


I hope their buying us both a big present!

[KebLou]

Which Yamaha were you looking at eddie?

[airhead]

It was a yamaha 1995 classic i think... It was silver and black with all the workings showing... still not a patch on a harley or a triumph!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA takes the workers crates of beer to the porta cabins - have to keep them sweet **

[airhead]

Heehee! :D

*looks around and sees a huge line outside the portaloo*


oh no....... 8O :? :roll:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli wrote:

I'd love to have a ride on the back of a motorcycle!! Would be sooo cool!!

Any time neice - but not now I've had a drink - keys staying well & truely in my pocket tonite

** FA takes off jacket - getting hot - ML T-Shirt underneath - undoes buckles on boots & kicks them off **

Yes - before you say it - I have had a shower :twisted:

[Heli]

Yey!! Thanks Sharon!!
We'll go for an early morning bike eh?!! heehee!

[KebLou]

Heli wrote:

Any time neice - but not now I've had a drink - keys staying well & truely in my pocket tonite


Be careful Sharon, you should give the keys to someone who hasn't had a drink.

[Gez]

Like me....*Hic* :wink:

[airhead]

*bursts through the door, races through the room like a lunatic into the girls toilets*

*comes out again, and goes to bar*

Size of the portaloo qeue is unreal...

[Heli]

I'll keep them in the till!! Only the staff can get in there and we don't drink! :wink:

[Testify]

bud please :D

[Heli]

here you go!!
One bud!

[Gez]

Only one Heli.....open that Fridge Girl.......over here with re-fills :D

[airhead]

*hoovers pub and cleans until it shines*

Oi up, heres Danny boy!

*runs over, kisses him on the cheek*

whats that behind your back, mate?

*Danny says nothing and brings out a long jewerlly box inside is a beautiful necklace*

Oh, Dan....

*Fastens it behind neck and parades it around, and kisses danny*

[Heli]

Only one Heli.....open that Fridge Girl.......over here with re-fills :D


Here you go!! Sorry bout the wait!! I had to go get some more from the cellar! Someone decided to nick the rest! :evil:

[airhead]

*Shows Heli necklace*

Ain't it gorgeous!

[Heli]

*carries on working, not taking any notice of eddie flashing beautiful necklace in her face*

Who wantsa refils!!

[airhead]

your just jealous! :p :lol:

*sweeps floor*

Anyway, Billies on his way round as well! And he's got you something! Can i have a bud please as well?

[airhead]

*walks vaguely around b and b area*

looks like a building site here........ :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

http://www-lib.girton.cam.ac.uk/images/DSCF0233.JPG

That's cause it is :lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

BUD PLEASE

[Heli]

Here you go Sharon! One bud!!

Anything else?? :wink:

[Testify]

BUD PLEASE

ditto

[Heli]

Here you go trouble! One bud!!

Anything else??

[airhead]

really? :lmao:

Ok residents at the b and b, where do you want your rooms to be! Mine is the first floor middle!

Just asking so they know what and where to build.

[airhead]

*walks in and collapses on bar*

can I have.... a bud please...?

I swear I shall never again help builders with their ruddy tarpots and bricks and cement!

[Testify]

ta v much, bag of ready salted crisps please

[KebLou]

Can I help them mix cement, I did it in Barbados, brilliant way to spend your holiday, so much fun and dirt :nuts:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead - don't help them - they getting paid enough to do it themselves

get airhead a drink please heli

[Heli]

Here you go!! All these are one me guys!! :wink:

[airhead]

aaah, thanks heli... you'll never know how much i needed this bud.....

*sips bud exhausted, and falls asleep on bar*


:zzz:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

first floor - at the end - overlooking the woods & fields

Sound proof walls 8O

[airhead]

Okay.... *writes down on pad*


Soundproof walls for mine too... everyones gonna need them when i get my guitar out or start singing.....

[KebLou]

sound proof walls please and I don't mind where my room is.

Might need quite a few power sockets in my room: amp, laptop, phone, projector, radio, bang and olfsen CD player. The list goes on.

Thanks can't wait until I see my new room

[Caz]

hmmmmmmm bikes ..... my other half got a black MBW ... okay, tis not a Silver Black Phantom Bike ......but hey ... it's a motor bike and it goessssssss :lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

here are some ideas for bedrooms


http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1d/i.ivillage.com/home/images/bed1.jpg


http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1d/i.ivillage.com/home/images/bed3.jpg


http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1d/i.ivillage.com/home/images/bed2.jpg


http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1d/i.ivillage.com/home/images/bed4.jpg


http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1d/i.ivillage.com/home/images/bed05.jpg


http://mariesmanor.fateback.com/matrix_bedingbedroom.jpg


http://www.neltabmathias.com/nauticalmural1.gif


http://mariesmanor.fateback.com/GIRLS/TropicanaPattern_No_DTCM38764AO.jpg

http://mariesmanor.fateback.com/BOYS/lodgepic5.jpg


http://mariesmanor.fateback.com/Teens/teenstydywllprbr.jpg


http://mariesmanor.fateback.com/GIRLS/ANGpic1.jpg


http://mariesmanor.fateback.com/Savannah/Safaripic.jpg


http://mariesmanor.fateback.com/WWroompic2penguins.jpg

[Caz]

*wakes up in comfy corner and notices the place is empty* :roll:

hmmmm how long have i been here :??:

[KebLou]

http://www.newenergybedrooms.com/images/Bedrooms-PalaminoYouthBed.JPG

Can I have one a bit like that?

[airhead]

No probs keb!


I like the second from the bottom, FA. very.... Dorian!

[airhead]

*opens eyes slowly and wipes drool from chin*

Gaaah.... did i snore last night? I know I talk in my sleep but did i snore?

[KebLou]

Thanks eddie, I love the room, but I'm not sure about the bed.

I really like the last one of the ones you can see, of the ones FA has posted, is that more complicated then it needed to be :??: oh well.

[airhead]

I know what you mean. i think it should just be simple. Like normal b and b (minus the granny wallpaper and sheets)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I like the second from the top - need lots of space for my books

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

miller please

[Testify]

bud please

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

whats up with the service around here ?

**FA helps herself to a bud **
gets testify one too

[KebLou]

Everyone is out today, is there any food, they are starving me here. I had to beg just to get some cheese and a roll and then the dog sits there drolling over it like she ain't been fed.

Sorry rant over.

*puts jukebox on and sits down*

[airhead]

GET OUT!!!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*eddie runs in crying*


Whiskey please... and lots of it..... :cry:

[KebLou]

Whats wrong airhead?
*hands airhead a whiskey*

[airhead]

I was talking with Danny about the b and b and he said "the old b and b was crap anyway"

*downs whiskey*

another please....

[Testify]

erm is there service in here tonite? can i get another bud??

[KebLou]

This is the wake-up call, sorry but if I have to be up so do you.
*plays FCOL on mini-disc player as I walk out*

[black dog]

Thanks for the wake up call, Keb. Waking up to FCOL is the best.

[black dog]

What's happened to the B&B. I'm not around for a couple of days and I come back to find everythings changed

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Yobs burnt it down - so we are rebuilding it - black dog

Get your requests in mate :D

[Heli]

I like this one!!

http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1d/i.ivillage.com/home/images/bed2.jpg


Can I either have it in the Basement or the Attic!!! :wink:

[Heli]

Omg guys! I'm so sorry about the service!! Don't tell Neil or Andy!! They'll kill me!!

Right so what will it be then guys??!!

[Bren]

The Bat flies in briefly

with all this talk about spelling/grammar in off topic, perhaps should point out

should be BAT AND BELFRY.......NOT BELLFRY...ONLY ONE "L"


....flies quickly away.......

Bren

[Heli]

hey if your gonna fly in like that, you could atleast clean up everything you knock over!!! :roll: Tut!!! Bat's...you can't live with 'em and you can't live without them!!!

[Bren]

......wasn't me :roll: ...bat's never fly into things, or knock things over :roll:


......there's a ghost in here somewhere.... :lol:


Bren

[Heli]

Oh yeah yeah!! I saw you! When you were flapping your wings the draft from your wings blew everything everywhere!! :roll: :roll: :P

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli


Have it in the attic - it's going to be nice & airy up there - the basement is for the games room & gym & ? pool/sauna

I'm having this one - need the shelves for all my degree course work & books - all my cds/dvds - plus my teddies :oops:


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[airhead]

*tidies clutter bren had knocked over*

Hi heli! Any chance of a coke!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

CUPPA TEA PLEASE

Have to keep the workers happy (meaning me - :lol: )

Can I also have a ham, cheese & onion toastie - ta

** FA goes to door & ogles good looking workman **

[airhead]

*helps hereself to a coke and makes FA a cuppa and an onion toastie*

*half way through drinking coke sees danny tiptoe in the door*

*eddie ignores him but Danny insists on taking her outside*

*on his bike is a sign saying "I'm SORRY" and he holds out a newspaper with an announcement in it: SORRY EDDIE FOR THE THINGS I SAID*

*eddie smiles and hugs him, and buys him a drink*

[KebLou]

Whats wrong with teddies FA? Also, can I have my room in the attic as well, please?

I won a teddy at school a pudsey bear one, I didn't even buy the tickets to win it just to support the cause, I had to collect it in assembly and I looked like this :oops:

[KebLou]

Thanks for the wake up call, Keb. Waking up to FCOL is the best.

I know thats what I like waking up to. Sorry I had to wake you all up I didn't want to be the only one up early on my first day back. I got woken up today at 7am and I was told it was half past so I panic and get downstairs quickly to be told it was only 7. ARGH, I could have had another couple of minutes in bed.

[Emily]

I need a stiff drink...........................QUICK! please!

Emily

[airhead]

*falls in door*

HERROW EVERYVONE... TISH COLD OUTSHIDE IN THE SHTREETSH OF LONDON... SHO I CAME TO SHE ALL OF YOUSH LOT... *hic*

*staggers over to bar, sees a man and hangs onto his neck*

HERROW GORGEOUSH... DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN....

*falls asleep and slowely slides onto the floor*

:zzz:

zzzzz.... mumble..... don'twannagotoschool.... zzzzzzz.... doyafeellucky..........snore.........

[KebLou]

Wake-up call again- its that time again.

*puts on FCOL and walks out*

[Caz]

Urgh ..... I think i'm allergic to mornings *opens an eye and looks around for a certain person snoring ... kept me awake all night u did* :twisted:

[KebLou]

I don't snore and I was woken up twice last night (or should I say early morning), what is it with people and wanting to sleep on my bottom bunk when it has stuff on it.

Can I have an apple juice, please?

[airhead]

*wakes up in a puddle of drool*

Groan.. shut up.... head hurts... what did i do last night..?

[Heli]

Eddie!!! How the heck are you getting your drink??!! Your far too young!! I'm sorry sweetie but i'm gonna loose my job if you come in here drunk again!! I mean i know Neil and Andy don't come in here that often but they still want a decent pub!!

I'll stock up the fridge with extra soft drinks tonight!! :roll: :wink:

[airhead]

Groan... ok, i'll never drink again.... just pass an asprin... please?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA shuffles in with head bowed - miller please **

goes over to cosy corner - stuff caz tonight :cry:

[airhead]

Eddie!!! How the heck are you getting your drink??!! Your far too young!! I'm sorry sweetie but i'm gonna loose my job if you come in here drunk again!! I mean i know Neil and Andy don't come in here that often but they still want a decent pub!!

I'll stock up the fridge with extra soft drinks tonight!! :roll: :wink:

I promise i won't come in drunk anymore... I hope i haven't lost my job as caretaker.

[airhead]

*steps back and looks at new b and b*

Oooh, shiny and clean and new and tidy!

*looks at red bow barring door waiting to be cut*

Who should cut the ribbon?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

IT'S GOT TO BE A FAMOUS PERSON - BUT WHO

IS MEAT ABOUT - HE CAN SHARE MY ROOM 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

[Caz]

** FA shuffles in with head bowed - miller please **

goes over to cosy corner - stuff caz tonight :cry:


Tis ok, FA you can have cosy corner tonight ... your need is obviously greater than mine *shuffles off to cold corner with duvet and pillow*

[airhead]

*Goes over to a corner and shivers*

C-c-c-cold..... night e-e-e-ee-veryone....

*falls asleep in a tight little ball*

[KebLou]

Morning everyone, its another day and another wake-up call, I think we need a change.
*puts Do It!!!*

I hope you enjoy

*runs off to car*

[Caz]

Grrrrrrrrr not working till 3pm today and don't you just hate bouncy people in the mornings :lmao:

[KebLou]

Grrrrrrrrr not working till 3pm today and don't you just hate bouncy people in the mornings :lmao:

Me bouncy, you haven't seen me when my cousin walks into my room at 5 in the morning. You're lucky, I will still have another 45 minutes till the end of my torture, unless its a wednesday and then its another hour,

Sleep-call, just joking its way too early.

[airhead]

Ok, Bat and bellrey, get ready to partay because eddie is almost at the 1000 mark!

[Testify]

bud please n keep em cummin :)

[airhead]

*puts BOOH on the jukebox*

*starts dancing on the table*

PARTAY!!! :mrgreen:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

HAPPY B'DAY TESTIFY

HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD ONE

anything please - just been in chat - the language there is terrible 8O 8O 8O

[Ageing Bat]

How did I know I'd find you in the pub after that slanging match, Fallen Angel?!!!

Might even join you for one, only I've got another b****y abscess under my tooth and am on penicillin. :( :( :(

[KebLou]

I'm still there, I would like some coke please. This is stressful.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Bat - I'll get you a coke

keb - what do you want?

[KebLou]

A coke as well please.

[Caz]

*wanders in and goes over to comfy corner ... settles down for a good nights sleep and hopes that no drunken eddie's keep me awake this time* :lmao:

[airhead]

*wanders in and goes over to comfy corner ... settles down for a good nights sleep and hopes that no drunken eddie's keep me awake this time* :lmao:

:lmao:

I was on coca cola and lemonade all night last night so unless i went hyper I don't think I woke you up!

[Heli]

*clears throat*

I HERE BY GIVE MY 2 MINUTE NOTICE (I would say two weeks but i can't be bothered to wait that long)

I WILL SERVE MY LAST DRINK AND THEN I QUIT!! I HAVE BEEN A BAD BARMAID LATELY AND NOT SERVED PEOPLE AS MUCH AS I USED TO!!!

Thank you for listening!!

[airhead]

Oh Heli!!! Don't please don't quit! If you quit then I quit too!

[black dog]

Please don't quit Heli. Who else would serve behind the bar so well?

Could I have a pineapple breezer before you finish though

[airhead]

Ok, everyone, It seems Heli isn't coming back so...

EDDIE QUITS BEING A CARETAKER AND WILL BECOME THE BUSKER OUTSIDE INSTEAD

[Caz]

8O .... Heli has quit .... what happened?? who upset her .... lemme at em *peers out from behind chair in comfy corner*

[Caz]

Did anyone find my shoes??? I'm sure i left them around here somewhere, one night :roll:

[KebLou]

I think they got swallowed by the fire, but don't quote me on that.

[Caz]

Whoops ... oh well time to buy new shoes then :lmao:

*just hope they didn't start the fire .... what fire anyway??*

[KebLou]

Where have you been? Some yobs started a fire in the B&B so we are now choosing what we want our rooms to look like.

[Caz]

I've been working hard Keb, only been popping in occasionally so I didn't know about the fire :oops:

Hmmmmm can I have a room at the top of the house, don't care what it looks like, long as it got a bed, phone line and somewhere to put my puter or laptop. Doesn't even have to be painted ... i'm not fussy, just make sure there's a lock on the door to keep me kids out :lmao:

[airhead]

Oi! if anyones upset Heli I'm the one who beats em up first... you can help me if you want Caz!

No one upsets my friends! :evil:

[airhead]

Ok Caz... The buildings finished now..

we are waiting for the GRANDE OPENING....

who will cut the ribbon?

[KebLou]

Can I, well thats if Meat doesn't want to. Just joking, who can cut the ribbon.

[KebLou]

I forgot the wake-up call yesterday, but today I have remembered, its that time again but today its the last day of the week, no school tomorrow,

*puts on Do it!*

[Caz]

Oi! if anyones upset Heli I'm the one who beats em up first... you can help me if you want Caz!

No one upsets my friends! :evil:

Ok, I'll hold the coats, you beat them up :lmao:

[Caz]

Well I think if Meat isn't available or doesn't want to cut the ribbon, we should have Dottie cutting it :D

*after all she's the only one of us who has actually been in bed with Meat hasn't she* :wink:

[Heli]

I say we get Meat and Cher to do the Honors!!! :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Everyone - Meat's not available - but Cher said she will do the grande opening.

airhead - name the time & date - she'll be there

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[Heli]

Noon'es upset me you muppets! It's just i don't get as much time to as i used to to be on here!! PLus this pub isn't how it used to be...you know in the good old days!! :P

It's not like i won't come in here every now and then....I just think someone else should get the job!! Where's andy and neil anyway??? They don't even know i quit!! :lol:

[KebLou]

Noon'es upset me you muppets! It's just i don't get as much time to as i used to to be on here!! PLus this pub isn't how it used to be...you know in the good old days!! :P

It's not like i won't come in here every now and then....I just think someone else should get the job!! Where's andy and neil anyway??? They don't even know i quit!! :lol:

Its because they can't believe it, and are thinking of something to say, Heli can you serve me one last drink, an apple juice please and then I will find someone for Airhead to beat up. Just because I feel like it.

[airhead]

tonight, nine o clock!




GAAAAAH!!!! CHERCHERCHERCHER MUST WEAR BEST CLOTHES MY ROLE MODEL MY ROLE MODEL SQUEL!!!!!!

[Heli]

Right everyone can have one last drink from me because i have already promised a few people the last drink!!

So here you are, apple juice!! :wink:

[airhead]

Its because they can't believe it, and are thinking of something to say, Heli can you serve me one last drink, an apple juice please and then I will find someone for Airhead to beat up. Just because I feel like it.

Oh Keb, I never hurt anyone unless they hurt me or my friends! I can't say boo to a ghost! I'm not a bully! or maybe, you can find someone who can naked mud- wrestle with me... :twisted: maybe an eddie lookalike? :devil:

[airhead]

Its because they can't believe it, and are thinking of something to say, Heli can you serve me one last drink, an apple juice please and then I will find someone for Airhead to beat up. Just because I feel like it.

Oh Keb, I never hurt people only if they hurt me or my friends! I'm not a bully! or maybe, you can find someone who can naked mud- wrestle with me... :twisted: maybe an eddie lookalike? :devil:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

http://images.allposters.com/images/151/51547_a.jpg

Right everyone Cher has turned up - great bike - parked in the new car park


She makes a speech:

"I'm blown away" by this new B&B

"Don't make the same mistake" get fire/smoke alarms installed

Employ "The Gunman" for the yobs

This is the "shape of things to come"

I declare the new B&B open - and airhead - well done :wink:

**Chere walks inside and looks around **

[airhead]

http://images.allposters.com/images/151/51547_a.jpg

Right everyone Cher has turned up - great bike - parked in the new car park


She makes a speech:

"I'm blown away" by this new B&B

"Don't make the same mistake" get fire/smoke alarms installed

Employ "The Gunman" for the yobs

This is the "shape of things to come"

I declare the new B&B open - and airhead - well done :wink:

**Chere walks inside and looks around **

:shock:

*stands there moving mouth but words don't come out... stands there like a frightened rabbit in headlights*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** Cher walks up to airhead and signs autograph - do you want a ride on my bike **

[airhead]

Yeah please!!!!

*hops on back of bike and they speed away*

[Heli]

Oo god! You two becarefull!

Oh Eddie your not even wearing a helmet!!! Oo don't go so fast!!


Tut :roll: Girls!!!

[airhead]

*comes back with huge smile and hugs cher before she rides away*

Wow... what an honour....

Oh yeah, everyone, go to your rooms, i've left a surprise in them for all of you!!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli they will be fine - how is your room

** FA runs to hers to check it out **

[Caz]

Huh :??:

[Caz]

*Crawls on hands and knees to find my room as feet are too sore after work. Can't find it so just collapses in a heap on the landing and falls fast asleep*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA wakes up to a lovely day & a great room **

Well must get up & out - loads to do

** FA tip toes past Caz - after throwing a blanket over her - must be cold if been there all nite **

[Heli]

*goes up to new room in the attick*

OMG!!!! WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! MY VERY OWN RECORD PLAYER!!!! WITH EVERY MEAT LP THERE IS!!!

Wow!! Eddie this is amazing!! Thank you!!!!!:bunny:

Right i better get my new stuff moved in!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA staggers in - gets to room & crawls into big new bed **

** FA puts tv on & gets comfy - watches wrestling ** :oops:

[KebLou]

*sits in room and lays guitar quietly*
Sorry I don't want to disturb anyone
*falls asleep playing guitar*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Keb

Don't worry about the noise - we had all the rooms soundproofed

** FA gets up & prepares for the day **

What shell I do?? I hate Sundays :evil:

airhead - still haven't found my prezzie - do I have to go hide & seek for it :lmao:

[KebLou]

I'm not sure I normally sit and do nothing, and hope we skip to Friday, I'm going to try and write a song, I need to cover a book, its got Meat pics on and people looking at it are ruining the pics.

[airhead]

Keb

Don't worry about the noise - we had all the rooms soundproofed

** FA gets up & prepares for the day **

What shell I do?? I hate Sundays :evil:

airhead - still haven't found my prezzie - do I have to go hide & seek for it :lmao:

I hid it behind the bog!!!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead - luvly - hope it's not edible 8O

[airhead]

No luv... it's a surprise, i'm not saying what it is!!! ;)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

sorry airhead - you will have to tell me first

i ain't fishing anything from behind the toilet - without knowing what it is first 8O

[black dog]

I don't blame you FA. You never know what you might find :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

New building or not - I ain't going there :twisted:

[airhead]

especially in this place.... :lol:

Ok its a special collection of cds with Popcorn Blizzard, Stoney and meat loaf, and all his cds!

Oi Black Dog, theres a surprise hidden for you, look in the shower, and above the shower head!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA runs to back of toilet & gets cds - plays straight away **
Thanks airhead

[airhead]

Don't Get used to it, These Lps, cds and *ahem* other presents are costing me a bomb!!!!!

By the way some post came for you!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA goes down to reception & gets mail **