Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA gets up & peeks out of the window - a bit misty but looks promising - gets ready for work **


http://www.aaa-clipart.com/data/anim3/sun/an2.gif

(note to self - must get haircut this week)

[black dog]

*BD puts on gloves and goes to look behind shower head. Feels something behing it and pulls out .....*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Morning BD - that airhead has a weird sense of humour - ain't she :lol:

bless

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA quickly nips home from work & starts rearranging work station **

I want it near the window - overlooking the woods/gardens


http://images.animfactory.com/animations/business/miscellaneous/workstation_office_chair_spinning_md_wht.gif

Thats better - have more space now

** Flakes out on bed for 10 mins **

[airhead]

Morning BD - that airhead has a weird sense of humour - ain't she :lol:

bless


what can I say!!!! :lol: :lmao:

[KebLou]

I need a nice mug of hot chocolate, I'm so fed up, just found my dog with MY chocolate and right now day is getting worse. I need a good bike ride, but then of course someone has borrowed my bike light,

How are the rest of you? I haven't forgotten your wake-up calls just I have had to run out of the house today.

[Testify]

can i still get a bud in here?

[airhead]

I need a nice mug of hot chocolate, I'm so fed up, just found my dog with MY chocolate and right now day is getting worse. I need a good bike ride, but then of course someone has borrowed my bike light,

How are the rest of you? I haven't forgotten your wake-up calls just I have had to run out of the house today.

PMT love i take it?

*hands keb a hot choc*

[KebLou]

Looks like no one is around so:
*hands Testify a Budweiser and gets a hot chocolate for self*

[Testify]

cheers mate

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA comes into room & gets ready for bed - reads for a while **

[KebLou]

I'm off to bed, I need to be up early tomorrow stuff to sort out

*goes to bed and listens to Meats FCOL*

Night all.

[airhead]

drags self to big water bed (hey, self congratulations-on-the-whole-b-and-b-thang) and just lays there rocking...

getting seasick...

*falls asleep*

[Lizziebaby]

Hello?? Anyone here? I think I need a room for the night cos the last bus has gone without me....

[airhead]

*hears bell that someone is here and drags self out of bed stumbles down the stairs, and goes behind the counter*


Groan... yes yes we have a spare room for you... for the night is it? If it is we have a room in the proper b and b part. If you are staying for a long time then you can go to the residents part where theres quite a few rooms.

[Lizziebaby]

Is there preferential rates in the residential part? May be cheaper than going home to my family...

[airhead]

stay there it's 50 pound a month very cheap!

*hands lizzie the key to room 204*

On the second floor, fourth door from the bottom.

and please do not panick if you look out of the window at night and you see an eddie lookalike trying to sing, it's only danny. He's pretty famous around here... but the guests started to complain about his "serenading" and demanded soundproof rooms.

[Lizziebaby]

ta for the key...am now in need of a good sleep - is there any vodka in this place or do I need to bring a takeout from the Bat?

[Lizziebaby]

*takes standby bottle of voddie out of bag and heads upstairs*

Night all! x

[KebLou]

You thought I'd forgotten the wake up call, but I didn't I was just late on leaving my house and I was rushing. I was supposed to cycle to school.

Can I have a glass of water please?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One glass of water coming right up :D

[KebLou]

Thanks, that was nice was it that really expensive water that everyone preferred tap water over?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: err :roll:
Yes.Yes it was.
That'll be £15 please :mrgreen:

[Heli]

Lol, I'll have a tap water please! :P

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Well - with no bar staff or caretaker - is it self service (free for all) & do we make our own entertainment :devil:

[KebLou]

Sorry, I don't have any money left, can I have tap water please I have someone to throw it over, i don't want to waste expensive water on this person.

[Testify]

can i get a bud please, cheers :P

[airhead]

you have to get it in the bat. i had a little secret stash of it behind the place but the yobs set fire to it all and you know how flammable that is!!!!!

[black dog]

A bud for Testify and FA
A Tap Water for Keb and Heli

If either Heli or Keb would like anything else just let me know and I'll buy one for you.

[KebLou]

Or if you're like me I have a secret stash of cherry coke in my room with some chocolate and parsnip crisps.

[airhead]

parsnip crisps???? (yuk!!!)

I have a small stash of rocky bars in my room... yum!!!!

[airhead]

*eddie gets her guitar out an steps on stage*

Ok, please can I be the entertainment for here? I was unhappy as the caretaker anyway, I hate cleaning!!!

*sings we are sailing*

[KebLou]

Pasnip Crisps, they are lovely. :p

[airhead]

i think i'll take your word for it and anyway:

Where the hell do you get parsnip crisps?????

[KebLou]

I love your singing airehead, thats the best thing I've heard all day.

[airhead]

Woah!!!! Noones ever said that to me ever before!!!! *sniff*

Ok, then!!!

*sings along to guitar, walking back to happiness*

[KebLou]

My dad normally gets them, so i don't know where, but I saw them while walking around Waitrose, I didn't realise they were so expensive, 99p for a normal-size crisp packet.

[airhead]

never been in waitrose in my life (honest to god)

Never seen them in asdas or tescos though, or even in sainsburys.

I wouldn't pay 99 pence for a packet of crisps!!

But then again, i have a taste for this cofee drink that costs a pound a bottle :shock:

[KebLou]

I'm always in Waitrose, when I'm off school, my friends mum will only ever shop in Waitrose so we go there and, I get to push the trolley :twisted:

[airhead]

cool! I hate tescos. Always full of stressed mothers and babies and children under your feet and stroppy "helpers".

[black dog]

Nice to hear some live singing tonight.

Could I have a pineapple breezer, please

[airhead]

Right any requests?

I'm only here tonight and every tuesday in fact as entertainment but will busk outside the pub during the evening when the b and b is closed. so, what will it be?

but before any requests, I'll do a quick country one... mixed in with rock

*sings with guitar just like jesse james by cher*

[Testify]

can i have a bud please, how is everyone this evenin?

[KebLou]

That sounds like WHSmith to me, the helper never help, which is what they are supposed to do.

[black dog]

A bud for Testify

I'm fine thanks Testify. How are you keeping?

[airhead]

I'm ok in whsmith to be honest, i get all my arty stuff in there.

[Testify]

im ok ta :)

[KebLou]

Play any song you want to airhead, we are all listening.

*Finds a comfy spot and gets comfortable*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

miller please - infact I'll help me self ta

[airhead]

I feel I'm in a cher mood today.

*plays and sings bang bang*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA comes in after a shattering day - grabs her mail & heads off to room **

Puts lamp on & reads letters

goes for shower - relaxes on bed


:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

[KebLou]

Night all.

*Keb goes to room and falls asleep*

I hope I don't hit my head again.

[KebLou]

Morning everyone, its that time again (two days late), Wake-up call

*puts on FCOL*

Lovely song to wake up to. 8)

[KebLou]

*gets up, looks at watch and shakes head*
Why can't it be Friday or Saturday.

*Quickly gets dressed and gets in car*

[black dog]

I wish someone wouldn't keep waking me up. I really fancy sciving off work. :lol:

[KebLou]

BD, you've had two whole days which you could have used for skiving off, of work, I know exaclty how you feel.
At least its a decent song, I could wake you all up to something like 'Papa Don't Preach'

[airhead]

*sets up chair outside, takes off beret and lays it down on the floor, sits on the chair and plays and sings "house of the rising sun"*

[Testify]

evenin all, hope u is ok, can i get a bud please, ta

[black dog]

*passes Testify a bud*

[Testify]

thanks v much

[KebLou]

*walks in and has a stupidly big grin on her face*

HA HA :lmao: all I can say is I got my way, like I normally do. Don't judge a poem or lyric until you've heard it or read it yourself, thats all I can say.

Can I have a cherry coke please?

*sits down and starts to play a guitar*

[airhead]

*sings as ten P's start to fill her beret*

*sings*
Oh, the yellow rose of texas
is where I plan to be...

[Caz]

*Throws a pound coin in hat* now shhhhhhhh some of us are trying to sleep *curls up back in comfy corner*

[Caz]

Ummmmm I've lost my room ..... anyone point me in direction please :cry:

[black dog]

I think you're room is the one at the top of the stairs on the right

[airhead]

Caz, yours is the second floor at the end. :roll:

Did everyone get their surprse I left for them in each room?

[KebLou]

Nope, I didn't I'm so tired I don't look at anything, I just climb into bed and fall asleep.

Caz, isn't it a bit early (or late) to be going to bed?

[airhead]

*sets up hat outside bat again, sits on chair, this time with a saxaphone*

*plays hot patootie and jumps around (limited) pavement area like a madwoman during it*

[airhead]

I hid it in the cupboard... i'm sure you'll like it!!!!

1. Its colourful

2. it twangs


Yuppers, its a replica fool guitar!!!!

http://www.miniguitars.com/acatalogue/clapton_sg_th.jpg

[KebLou]

*Wanders in, goes straight upstairs to bed*

[KebLou]

Wake-up call time

*puts on original sin*

[KebLou]

*gets up*

Morning all, best day of the week it is today, its FRIDAY.

*quickly runs out to a car waiting impatiently outside*

[black dog]

Thanks for the wake up call Keb. At least I haven't slept in today.

[Caz]

Okay, got it 2nd floor, at the end *finds it, goes in, shuts door and flops down on bed. sticks head under pillow and sulks* :roll:

[Caz]

*runs to chemist shop and buys earplugs*

What's a woman gotta do to get some zzzzzzz's around this place :lmao:

[Testify]

bud please

[Heli]

Morning all!!!!

[Testify]

mornin :P

can i have a coke please, diet. ta

[Bren]

The Bat flies wearily in..

er...... any chance of a cup of tea?

[airhead]

*sets guitar up outside again and sings lawers guns and money*

hmmm... will play one of my own


*plays wings are for flying (not to be clipped)*

[Bren]

hmmm... will play one of my own


*plays wings are for flying (not to be clipped)*

sounds nice airhead

[airhead]

*picks up hat... its empty*

:cry:

[KebLou]

Can I have a can of coke please.

[Caz]

*curls up under blanket in comfy corner*

Anything NON alcoholic will do me just fine tonight :oops:

[KebLou]

I think you should have some of this:

*hands Caz, a bottle of water*

[Caz]

Thanks keb

*takes bottle of water and gulps it down ....more please, infact just put an IV drip of water into my veins please*

[airhead]

*sits at desk with headache pills in one hand and a bar of chocolate in the other*


Oh screw this, im going to bed!

[Testify]

can i have a bud please.... ta :D

[black dog]

*passed Testify a bud*

[Testify]

thanks :)

[CarolM]

think i need a tia maria and coke, :D make that a treble i need it :roll: great nite at work, :lol: we rocked love ya all cu soon guys :wink:

[black dog]

I think I'm gonna start early today.

*sneaks behind bar to get pineapple breezer*

[Testify]

afternoon all, can i get a bud please, ta

[Caz]

More water for me please .... I'm off the booze till Saturday :lmao:

[Caz]

*stays in room, head still under pillow*

Don't disturb me till summer

[KebLou]

Hands Caz a bottle of Water, I think you take the booze in moderation.

[Caz]

I do take it in moderation ..... it just seems to affect me more :lmao:

[black dog]

more water coming up Caz

[KebLou]

*wanders up stairs to room*
I'm tired see you all nice and early in the morning.

[airhead]

*sleepwalks down stairs in nothing but a tshirt and knickers, sleepwalks out of door and into bat and belfrey*

[airhead]

*sleepwalks from b and b in nothing but a t shirt and a pair of knickers into b and b, walks to bar and spreads self all over it*

:zzz: snore... dontwannagotoschool... horriblehomework.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... :zzz:

[KebLou]

Wake-up call time,

*puts on ELTEE*

I hope you enjoy.

[airhead]

*wakes up and realizes she is only in her t shirt and knickers and runs through bar, into street and into B and B*

:oops:

[black dog]

*throws a towel at Airhead to help her cover up.*

Could I have a pineapple breezer please

[KebLou]

Of Course you can BD
*hands Black Dog a pineapple barcadi breezer*

[Testify]

can i have a bud please, ta

[Caz]

Coffee, black, two sweetners please, thank you .... and make it quick :lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming right up :mrgreen:

[KebLou]

Wake-up Call,

*puts on FCOL*

enjoy yourselves, have fun at work.

[Testify]

can i geta bud please :D ta

[black dog]

one bud coming up for Testify

[KebLou]

Wake-up call

*puts on AFL*

I got a bit bored of FCOL, esp. as someone keeps on interupting it, I thought we needed a change.

[Caz]

:cry: I slept through the wake up call *runs around like a headless chicken getting ready for work* ...... coffee, black, two sweetners and quicker than last time :lmao:

[airhead]

HI EVERYONE!!!!

I'M HAPPY AGAIN AND I MEAN IT!!!!!!!

*rollerskates through bar naked with several policemen chasing after her*

WOOOOO!!!! COME ON BOYS, I LIKE A MAN IN UNIFORM!!!!

[Gez]

Evening all! Hello Hello Hello there...a man in uniform I see.....Pinta Stella and I'll put my hancuffs and Truncheon on the table 8O

[black dog]

one pint of Stella for Gerry

Stop staring at Airhead, Gerry.

Do you coppers want anything to drink?

[Gez]

I know what you're saying......I hope thats just a Badge he's flashing 8O

[Testify]

bud please :D

[airhead]

cos i'm worth it!

*is escorted out of pub with a coppers jacket on*

Oi, who's going to bail me out????

[KebLou]

Not me, I have no money and even so its your own fault,

[black dog]

one bud for Testify.

I think we'd better start a fund raise for Airheads bail. Any donations greatfully received

[airhead]

*sits in police station with hands on chin bored stupid*

Tralalalaaaa... wonder what happens if I push this button?

*pushes button on wall... lights start flashing and the sprinklers start*

Oh its the fire alarm button!!!

*angry policemen stop bell and chucks airhead into the cell*

[Caz]

Yikes ... don't look at me ... i'm on holiday in four weeks need all my money :lmao:

[black dog]

*Rattles collecting tin*

Any donations for the RELEASE AIRHEAD FUND

[airhead]

*4 coppers come in stressed out with lank hair and dark eyes*

*puts in a pound each*

Whiskey... and lots of it... that airhead is too much....

[KebLou]

Okay, its that time again

*puts on ELTEE*

[black dog]

*jumps out of skin*

Keb, did you have to put that on so loud?

[airhead]

*sends pub a letter from jail*

Dear meaters...

I am eating disgusting stuff here and everyones scared of me. Please send some clothes because the way things are going am going to be in here for quite some time because I put a pin on the security gaurds chair and salt in the wardens tea. You will find some clothes in my room in the b and b. AND VISIT ME ON VISITING DAY OR ELSE!!!! :twisted:

love your nutty friend,

eddie

[Caz]

*rushes off to eddie's room ... grabs clothes that were lying on the floor, sends them to the cell .... gently tells eddie, you're in here for a while, coz nobody is putting anything in the tin ... last i saw all we had were four pound coins, two peanuts and a couple of bud lids* :lmao:

[Caz]

*looks out of door ... and she wondered why she got arrested* :lmao:

[KebLou]

*jumps out of skin*

Keb, did you have to put that on so loud?
he he, if only you could hear how loud my music really was.

Wake-up call, up now!

*puts on ELTEE, really loud*

Have fun!

*runs out and jumps on a bike*

[airhead]

Thanks Caz!!!

Its that it????? Oh great, four pounds and a button?

Maybe if i put on a bit of emotional blackmail to everyone in the pub... Nah, too much hard work! I'll just make them. I have a loofah and i'm not afraid to use it!!!

Oi, WARDEN!!!!!!! WHATS ON TELLY TONIGHT????

Oh great. No south park????? :cry: No simpsons???? :cry: Surely there must be Steptoe???? *sniffle*

oi caz, bring in a portable telly with ya next time, I need my south park!

[Testify]

dont suppose i can get a bud in this place?

[KebLou]

*hands Testify a Bud*

Hope you enjoy it.

[Caz]

Grabs the tele from here .... puts it on me back ... heads off to local nick, wanders in and says to desk sergeant 'give that to eddie would you please thank you'

[KebLou]

Grabs the tele from here .... puts it on me back ... heads off to local nick, wanders in and says to desk sergeant 'give that to eddie would you please thank you'

Like it will get to Eddie, it will end up in his office. Oh well call me cynical but thats what I think, also do you think they will allow it to enter without them taking it to pieces.

[Caz]

That's true keb ... but hey ... she can't say i didn't try can she :lmao:

More to the point ... how has she got internet access?? Has she hijacked the Police Computer :evil:

[KebLou]

lol, looks like it, what shall we do?

*searches round pockets*

Ok I'm wearing an army all in one so I have lots of pockets.

*finds a couple of quid in a hidden pocket*

You didn't see that? ok here you go £2 from my pockets and £10 from my lunch money.

[Caz]

Okay, that's £10, plus £2, plus the other £4 that makes £16 ... bail was set at £30 so we need another £14 :lol:

come on you lot ... surely we can raise £14 to get her out before she drives us insane :lmao:

[KebLou]

Someone owes me some money I will get it off of them tomorrow, so she will just have to wait until tomorrow night.

[Testify]

*hands Testify a Bud*

Hope you enjoy it.

cheers mate

[Caz]

Cool keb ... okay i've lobbed in a couple of quid ... so all we need now is £14 i think *maths not my strong point* :lmao:

[KebLou]

*wanders upstairs goes straight to bed turns on music and puts it through some headphones*

[Caz]

*wanders aimlessly around*

jumps in bed and sticks head under pillow again

[airhead]

I was allowed a couple of hours "computer time"!!!!

Groan... I'm bored... I'm gonna pester the warden for a while you know... drive him mad... sneak bicarb of soda into his coffee again... watch him fizz.... did that last night!!! heeeeheeee!!!!

*takes a swig on her water and bites her bread, and foams to the mouth as a warden laughs his head off*

blaaaablaaaaahblaaahblaaaaah..... :shock:

[KebLou]

Wake-up call, as no one complained yesterday I will do the same

*puts on ELTEE, as loud as it can go*

Hope you enjoy

*runs out and jumps on a bike*

[Caz]

*Opens eyes*

Wow ... what a way to wake up :lmao:

[KebLou]

Funny, I ran out so quick I still had my slippers on, at least they were decent ones and not the half chewed by the dog (like most of my other slippers).

Caz, its a brilliant way to wake up, just don't thank me, it wasn't my idea.

[Testify]

can i geta bud please, ta

[airhead]

*gets out of police car*

Bye hunni's!

*kisses copper cheekily and the copper groans, and bangs his head against the steering wheel stressed out*

*s~~~~s up to bar*

Well... well... welll... just when I was planning my escape involving spoons I got a bail from my good friend Caz...

*police come back in stressed out again, and grab eddies arm*

Oh yeah... the cherry bomb in the toilet... classic... :lol:

*bundled back in police car*

[black dog]

*passes Testify a bud while watching the police put Eddie in the panda car*

[Testify]

*passes Testify a bud while watching the police put Eddie in the panda car*

ta v much.

[airhead]

*huddles in police cell*

YAWN.... will have to fight off the wardens again...

*dreams sweet dreams of next evil tricks to play on wardens*

[KebLou]

Wake-up call time,

*puts on FCOL*

I don't have time to run out and jump on a bike today, I have to wait for the car to be ready, :p

[airhead]

*walks in bar with messy hair*

erm... any hope of a drink?

and a job?

*shows a fine given to her*

[KebLou]

Hi all,

*puts on IJWQ*

Enjoy,

[Caz]

Right, someone else can do collection for eddie's fine :lmao:

After all I put up the bail money :lol: :lol: 8)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I know it's good advertising for a landlord to enjoy his own beer, but I think I enjoyed it a little too much last night :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

*Put's R.'s bottle of bud & Heli's Sprite on the bar*

:twisted: I can't believe i'm doing take out orders for the shout box :nuts:

[Cathie]

...I'm going for the traditional method.

Any chance of a diet coke please...?

[The Flying Mouse]

sorry it took a while, :roll: Cathie mate heres your diet coke :wink: enjoy

[Heli]

thanx mighty mouse!!!!! :wink:

[Cathie]

...hehehe...thanks! :D

[airhead]

*busks and plays moonlight shadow on the stage*

[KebLou]

Wake-up call, Last full week at school!!

*puts on FCOL*

[airhead]

*busks and plays mournfully "total eclipse of the heart" and breaks down sobbing over guitar*

[black dog]

*drops some coins down for Airhead*

Lovely singing

[KebLou]

Wake-up call,
*puts on Do It!!*

sorry I'm in that type of mood.

[airhead]

*sings "Faster than the speed of light" and jumps around the stage like a madwoman in a meat loaf way, then falls off stage at end*

Im okay!!!!!

*picks up coins and thanks black dog*


erm... can I have a job of being the singer here?

[Keep Rocking]

Hi!
I'm searching for the "hangman addicts anonymous".
I've heard they have a meeting tonight in this bar!

Can I please have a Sierra Mist while waiting for the other addicts arrive?

[Chris]

I'm chris and I'm an addict!!!

[Keep Rocking]

I'm Yvonne and I'm an addict!
My first "shot" came from R. Beware of this man he is dangerous ;-)

[Sapphire Lady]

I'm Lynne and I'm a hangman addict.

I even play it at work when I'm supposed to be looking after clients' finances. 8O

[Chris]

-/-----/--/----/----!!!!!!!!

[Keep Rocking]

-/-----/--/----/----!!!!!!!!

"I"

[Chris]

I/THINK/WE/NEED/HELP!!!

Better not start playing here - R. will throw a strop!!!

[Keep Rocking]

I/THINK/WE/NEED/HELP!!!

Better not start playing here - R. will throw a strop!!!

you are right,, he scared 8O me enough yesterday when he closed "for the girls". But it was ok, it went a little dirty there. :wink:

[Chris]

I/THINK/WE/NEED/HELP!!!

Better not start playing here - R. will throw a strop!!!

you are right,, he scared 8O me enough yesterday when he closed "for the girls". But it was ok, it went a little dirty there. :wink:

If R. scares you, you come see Big Chris - I ain't scared of him!!

Some other forum members petrify the pants off me but not R!!!!! :mrgreen:

[Deb]

I'm Deb and I'm an addict, I'm even playing 1 fingered with my left hand ( i'm right handed! ) so I can feed Chloe as well 8O

Now can one of you please do me a few more before Chloe wakes up :D

[Caz]

Who put Hangman on this site :cry:

:roll: i take a few days break from the net and come back and win two games *sighs*

oh well, back to Hangman

somebody help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Testify]

whats this hangman thing bout???

bud please

[mariella]

whats this hangman thing bout???

bud please
Dunno, T. but maybe one day soon if I am not that busy I will find out too :lol:
...here you go...enjoy your bud!

Have fun,

Mariella

[Caz]

Aargh ... black coffee and lots of it. I discovered the Arcade Games ..... not recommended, especially when you start playing one, then discover the time is nearly 3am :cry: :cry:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: There is a new (well, fairly new) members area on the forum :wink: .Access/viewing is only available to members of the fan club.
There are games to play there 8)
Black Jack.
Hangman.
And an arcade with lots of different video games :D .

Highly addictive :mrgreen:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Neil - PLEASE line up the bud for me - will need them when I get home from work

8O 8O 8O :hic: :hic: :hic:

Nasty day here :cry:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One of those days eh Sharon? :(
I'll phone the brewery and have them deliver emergency rations :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Yes it was Neil :cry:

That's all there is lately - you any jobs going here :??: :roll:

I'm fun - flirty - but not cheap :lmao:

[KebLou]

Long time since I've done this but its that time again
*puts on IJWQ*
Hope you all like

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Thought i'd get this clear before there are any misunderstandings :wink: .
There will be NO, I repeat, NO football shown at the Bat & Belfry during Euro '04.

The Bat is deffinatly a non football area.Always will be.
We have beer and a juke box that is well stacked with Meat Loaf.That should be enough to keep anyone happy 8)

We do have a "big screen" but that is used exclusivly for the showing of Meat vids.

Anyone need serving while i'm here?

[Heli]

I wouldn't mind a big pint of cold water please.

Oooo I think i might stick in all my Meat vids and stuff and chill in hee for a bit. I could do with watchin a bit of meat on a big screen :lol:

[Gez]

Ohhhhh....No more drink :( ....CURE for hangover needed :hic:

[The Flying Mouse]

Ohhhhh....No more drink :( ....CURE for hangover needed :hic:

:twisted: I've never heard a Scotsman say that before 8O

[Diane]

You'll have to take more water with it next time Gerry! :devil:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Not been here for a while - being sober don't suit me 8O I'm boring :oops:

Can I have some buds nice & cold for after 7pm tonight please



:hic: :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

Lets liven this place up

**FA PUTS JUKEBOX ON - LOUD**

[Gez]

Youz r just 2 bad :twisted: ........even us scotsmen can overdo it 8O .

Susan, you behave to girl. Like going clubbing and waking up in the morning thinking, was it really worth it :drool:

[Heli]

*Dances to the jukebox*

We should have a party soon.....or a pub quiz or something.......

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:

Susan, you behave to girl. Like going clubbing and waking up in the morning thinking, was it really worth it

Being nosey here - who's Susan ???

[KebLou]

I've been asked to get someone a Budweiser so here I am:

*puts out a Bud for FALLENANGEL1000*

Hope you like it, its fresh born last week.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Thanks Keb

Ones OK for now - line um up please barman :wink:

**FA takes first Bud & puts it in chiller for later**

Gerry - do you want a drink?

Will buy you one - NOW YOU REMEMBER MY NAME :twisted:

In fact drinks all round - feel good tonight

[Gez]

SHARON.........a Bud please. I'll make sure I never get so drunk again that I Mix your name again :D .

I assume all drinks are on your good self 8)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi Gerry

Yes the drinks are on me

Join me - hangover may be on the cards 8O 8O 8O 8O

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL GOOD TONIGHT

[Heli]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi all - Carlsberg Export please

**FA goes over to jukebox & puts Whitesnake (here I go again) on - followed by Richard Marx (Hazard) & Meat (A Kiss)

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[black dog]

Can I have an ice cold pineapple breezer, please

[RSG]

So what's in the Jukebox,

I'll have an alpine :wink:
and I'll pay for black dog's ice cold pineapple breezer. actually i'll skip the alpine, lets have 2 ice cold pineapple breezers :D

[Chris]

Beer.

And keep 'em coming - we is drowning sorrows!!!!

Darn penalty missing fool!!!! :evil:

[KebLou]

Morning all
*puts on FCOL*

[Rob The Badger]

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[KebLou]

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Rob its the morning wake up call, just I was in a rush and I couldn't type any more than I did.

[Gez]

:D :up:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I like the new barman :D




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Yes - A BUD pleez


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[Heli]

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Oh...hello :D :D

You just started today??

(Wow nice job Mousie!!)

Yes, I'll have a pint of ice cold water please!

:mrgreen: Thanks!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA puts BOOH on Jukebox**

gets the bar rocking


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[Gez]

Don't need music right now FA 8O ...........a wee beer would do better :D

[airhead]

Heres one of my own: Its called "Why me?"

(sings country and western song with guitar)

[airhead]

*Eddie walks in, sees a couple in the corner snogging, and turns her back to throw up violently*

[Heli]

I'm gonna barf soon........

Do it quietly then Heli :lmao:

*and i was down in Devon for a two week holiday, boy was it restful, but now I'm Backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*

Hope you had a great time! :D



*mops up Eddie's puke 8O :? 8O *

[airhead]

thanks heli... :oops:

*walks over to bar, gets a drink and starts chatting the bloke up behind the counter who turns out to be a girl when she turns around. Eddie runs away with red face*

:oops:

[KebLou]

*Me walks in and sits down orders a coke and starts reading Oedipus the King*
How are you guys tonight?

[airhead]

testing out quick reply....

[Chris]

Think you might find the bar in the Bat and Belfry better than Postwhores!!!

[airhead]

Okay chris!

*walks up to a REAL guy this time and chats him up*

Buy me a drink please...

*turns around to find mum has posted photos of me on the walls.... the photos of when I had dressed up in nothing but a bin bag dress after watching "I eat cannibles" on top of the pops 2 last year*

oh dear god... Fortune, how you mock me....

[airhead]

*walks in the bar, turns around to get punched in the face by the local drunk*

You what??????

*jumps on drunk and starts fighting him*

[CarolM]

hi all :wink: missed you all very much :cry: great to be back, :wink: malibu and coke for me a double :lol:

[airhead]

*walks up to bar with a black eye*

erm.... It ain't too big is it????????

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I better check the kitchen to see if we have a piece of steak for that eye :wink:

[airhead]

*puts steak on her eye*

aaaaaaah........... Erm, the drunks outsde, he started it, and he snapped my darling guitar in half! :cry:

[Heli]

Hey Neil!! Hey Carol!!!

Good to see ya back! It's been a long time :P

Here's you malibu and coke ;)

[airhead]

you got your barmaid job back then Heli?

*drops steak on floor*

[R.]

http://www.sinkyadrink.com/

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

BUDS ALL ROUND


BUT YOU HAVE TO COME TO ORLANDO TO CLAIM THEM :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

IT'S GREAT OUT HERE :bunny: :lmao:

[Skeleton]

Hello my batty pals. How´s going? :D

[Caz]

*staggers in yelling for strong black coffee, with two sweetners*

Whatever possessed me to agreeing to do two nightshifts at work :?

[KebLou]

*Keb hands Caz a black coffee with two sweetners*

One quick question, How can you drink the stuff with sweetners?

[Chris]

Me thinks we need some saturday night entertainemnt - grabs mic!!

I like my smart
i like my smart
I like my girlfriend
I like tyo take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
but
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
just trawling round the dance floor
puts a big smile on my face.......

[airhead]

*grabs mic after chris finishes*

Saturday night, yes, i like the way you move
pretty baby
I've forgotton the rest of the words
ooooh baby baby
saturday
saturday
saturday night

[Gez]

Too much hard work ABOVE :roll: ...........A wee Shandy Please :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - I'll get that (only a shandy - you feeling OK :hic: )


Right Let's get this place ready for young Heli's Do tonight.

I suspect there is lots of alcohol for the adults & lots of pop for the young ones.

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Everyone - food - drink & entertainment on me tonight

lets hope Heli enjoys herself :lurk:

[saddam]

*Grabs a beer and waits for the fun to start* 8)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Saddam says:


*Grabs a beer and waits for the fun to start* 8)


Hi - it might be a bit longer - Heli out for a chinese (but I bet you know that :wink: )

FA - gets the band to play some Meat songs while we wait

**Bar tender - keep the beer flowing ***

[Gez]

She's Back................Large Beer please :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Yes Gerry - I'm back

& a VERY LarGE BEER please

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I'm missed you all :oops: :nuts:

[Gez]

My Pleasure :wink:

[KebLou]

*Keb hands out all the drinks and sits down to enjoy the music*

I refuse to dance, I have no rhythm.

[airhead]

*eddie staggers in, already pissed*

SSSSHHHHDANSH!!!!!!!

DRINK PLEASH BARTENDER... MAKE IT PURE ALCOHOL.... I AM GOING TO GET SHO PISHED TONIGHT I SHALL BE CARRIED HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!

[CarolM]

just poppin in for a quick drink, :lol: malibu and coke <Carol raises glass to Heli> Happy Birthday hun :wink: have any drink you want its on us the mouses :wink: chuff that have a few. :wink: enjoy :lol:

[airhead]

*clinks glass with wall*

Cheersh!

[airhead]

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[Heli]

LETS PARTTTTY!!!!!!


I HAVE MY BIRTHDAY HAT ON SO I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A GOOD BOOGIE!

[airhead]

*drinks, gasps, vomits, and collapses in middle of floor*