Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[airhead]

*ambulance turns up outside, and carries eddie out*

She ain't dead, but she is pretty ill... what has she been drinking... PURE ACHOHOL??? Okaaay... how much... 20 PINTS?????

*ambulance speeds away*

[KebLou]

Looks like not many people will be up early today after the party but its still time for the wake up call.

*puts on FCOL*

[airhead]

*eddie wakes up in hospital, reaches over and rings the bat*

Someone, they say i'm staying in for quite a while... bring some grapes and some decent food!

thanks!

*puts phone down and pinches docs bum*

[Gez]

I think that there's a drink problem in here.......CAN I HAVE A BEER 8O

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - there is a drink problem in here - I AIN'T GETTING ENOUGH :hic:

[airhead]

*Sits in hospital bed... leans over and drinks her coke... and swallows with a disgusted face*

No... barcardi... in ... it...

*looks up, and sees a member of the forum come in with grapes. eddie shoots back and starts moaning gently like shes at deaths door*

[Rob The Badger]

*Sits in hospital bed... leans over and drinks her coke... and swallows with a disgusted face*

No... barcardi... in ... it...

*looks up, and sees a member of the forum come in with grapes. eddie shoots back and starts moaning gently like shes at deaths door*

Oh you poor thing!

Here, have thins fifty year old congac I've been saving!

[airhead]

*shoots up again like nothing wrong and takes congnac... then brain starts to spin inside head*

*Nurse runs up, and puts morphine in drip. eddie opens eyes again, puts on a smile and starts to ramble randomly*

sssshhhhrubber ducks... flying around the ceiling... ooooh!

[airhead]

I declare the b and b revamped, open, and no more sleeping on the bat's setees!

[mariella]

I had NEVER seen this 'place' before...and I consider this to be my second 'house'...one taxes won't make me pay for, that is... :lol:

...you mean I can actually sleep here too...Great...want a large room, please!... :lol:

xxx
Mariella
...what does 'sleeping on the bat's setees mean, please!?...Whatever it is...I Won't Do THAT...

[airhead]

I had NEVER seen this 'place' before...and I consider this to be my second 'house'...one taxes won't make me pay for, that is... :lol:

...you mean I can actually sleep here too...Great...want a large room, please!... :lol:

xxx
Mariella
...what does 'sleeping on the bat's setees mean, please!?...Whatever it is...I Won't Do THAT...

Setee means sofa in the pub :D

This "place" was here before and i found it a little lost so i bumped it and gave it a makeover. Are you living here? if so, it's fiftey pound a month (very cheap) :wink:

*Gives mariella keys to room*

[mariella]

...Thanks so much with that, Airhead! 8)

xxx
Mariella
...seems like you have opened yourself a great Inn... :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA returns to her room - & starts clearing away the dust & cobwebs**

[Gez]

Looks like FA's found Hubby's Wallet 8O

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - you got that spot on :lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA limps in & curls up on the bed with a hot water bottle - in pain again**

It there a Neurologist in this place :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Gez]

Afraid not FA.........but there's a psycotic psycopath 8O , or a couple of Asprin might do the trick (flushed with Aftershock :oops: ) :drool:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA feels better now - had a nap & few painkillers + have an appointment with the consultant next week**



Gerry wrote:


Afraid not FA.........but there's a psycotic psycopath 8O


One of them will do - will take my mind off the pain (seeing what is causing the "flushed with Aftershock" effect) :lmao: :devil:

[airhead]

Afraid not FA.........but there's a psycotic psycopath 8O

you called?

[Skeleton]

:hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

a large on please - & can you get chris a bottle :cry:

[mariella]

...dry white wine for me please...with ice if it is not too much trouble...

[airhead]

Someone, visit me... it's lonely in this hospital bed all on my own...

*nurse comes up and puts a strange drug in the drip*

wow...

I know kung fu.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Airhead - think you need to detox



Can I have a round for chat please :hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA comes in & puts the tv on - slots in the video & watches wrestling***

Heads to the fridge for a beer or two - bliss :wink:

[airhead]

Groan........ NURSE!!!!!! Don't look at me like that i know you've got valium in that cabinet of yours!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA sends airhead some magazines to read**


Cuppa tea please

[airhead]

*looks at magazines, and sits down to read "Nuts" a mans magazine (I kid you not, its a real magazine in britain)*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA laughs @ airhead - I don't remember picking up that one :oops: **


Another cuppa tea please - before I set to work on the washing :(

[airhead]

Don't worry, it's better than a comedy!

*laughs at the mens problems pages*

[Biter]

Hi everyone. I'm a newbie so drinks are on me. Oh, and have one for yourself barman... :0mghi2u: :hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Thanks Biter - mine's several large Red Dogs please - had some disturbing news today 8O 8O 8O

[airhead]

Thanks Biter - mine's several large Red Dogs please - had some disturbing news today 8O 8O 8O

let me guess... someones pregnant?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead wrote:


let me guess... someones pregnant?

Don't be cheeky :twisted:

NO - one of my ladies lost her baby at 40 weeks (stillborn) Very upsetting :cry: :cry: :cry:

[airhead]

OMG... i'm so sorry, i shouldn't have said that... My cousin had that... it must be awful for her.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

airhead - don't sweat it - have a coke on me :wink:

[Biter]

Got any absinthe, barman?
(and one for yourself...)
8)

[Skeleton]

:hic: Why in this bar isn´t a live music? :hic:

[mariella]

Well, I Could do my version of Testify...but I think the place would be empty Very Fast :lol:

* walks to the jukebox and puts on the cd instead *

xxx
Mariella
...can I please have a red red wine?...

[Skeleton]

:lol: :hic: :zzz:

[mariella]

:lmao:

[Skeleton]

:roll: Just kidding...

[Biter]

*slurred*
I don't care what becomsh of meee,
I don't care what they shay....
I dont care about the boysh in blue....
*collapses and starts to snore*

[airhead]

*Sits in hospital bed and sighs.*


WHERE ARE MY VISTORS????

[Biter]

'memba I luv u eddi an' yur my favrit girl. do y wanna nuvva drink? i luv you all peple, memba that!
*collapses again*

[Caz]

Righttttttttttttt a bottle, yes I said BOTTLE of Southern Comfort and Bottle of Diet Coke .... *looks for someone to serve me, sees nobody so grabs them from behind the bar n shuffles off to my comfy corner ... settles down to get roaring drunk*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Bud please - been working up a thirst - practicing my drum homework 8)

[airhead]

Visitors... dying of lonliness....

[Gez]

Visitor here..........is it self service :D :hic:

[airhead]

Yay! my favorite gerry! Yep, i begged the nice doctor ver there to slip some barcardi in my coke and some vodka in my lemonade.

[KebLou]

For all you guys heres a few drinks on me, I'm having a good time over here.

*puts out some drinks on the bar*

Hopefully they will still be there when you wake up.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hi Keb

Thanks mate - will save mine till tonight - bit early for me 8O 8O

Gerry might want his now though - being a scot 8) (only joking love)

Glad you are having a lovely time

[Heli]

Hey, here's some dosh, buy Sharon what ever she wants when she gets in ;)


see y'all later

xxxxxxxxx

[airhead]

*Is wheeled in the bat in a wheelchair pushed by a doctor*

ahem... a glass of water please...

*scowls at doctor*

rubarhubub... grrrrrr.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

ha ha at airhead


Heli - thanks hun - I need this **FA gets a bud and downs it in one** gets another & puts joke box on - just punches a few no.s & see what comes on 8)

[airhead]

*wheeled back o hospital, where doctor tripsover paving slab, eddie goes flying, and lands up breaking her leg*


YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


*shouts to people in the bat*

A LITTLE HELP PLEASE????

[Biter]

Don't worry Eddie, I'll look after you...
*starts laughing demonically and rubs hands*
I'd better get the rack..I mean bed ready for you
:twisted: :devil:

[airhead]

gulp............................................................... help.. me....

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

*FA steps over airhead & biter & heads for the bar - Bud please*

Looks around to see Biter laughing at airhead & a glint in the eye :twisted:

[airhead]

*biter carries eddie off to "A nice relaxing surgery"*

Nice relaxing surgery????? you mean that torture chamber under your house don't you????


WAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[Biter]

Don't worry little girl, You'll like it...
*Woohaahaahaahaa*
:devil: :twisted: :devil:

[Skeleton]

Aaaw. Airhead... Why are you in the hospital?

[airhead]

I was at Heli's big do and I drunk pure alchohol... 12 pints. So after stomach pumps and tubes and "things" i was taken down here and then i went flying and doc frankenstein here is dong something strange...

*looks at biter looking at a tube*

Jenna... put that pipe down... it's my catheter...


*biter yanks it*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
........ow.

[Skeleton]

Hmmm. Dr Frankenstein... Interesting...

[Biter]

STOP SCREAMING!
If you're a good girl you can have a carrot later.
*Goes to kitchen and gets carving knife and apple corer*
Hmmm...what should I 'fix' first Eddie?
:devil: :twisted:

[airhead]

oh god...

SOMEONE HELP, THE MADWOMANS GONNA CASTRATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Bud please barman - heavy day


**FA sits in corner & relaxes**

[airhead]

You think youve had a heavy day??? What about me???? I have doctor frankenfurters sister tying to tie up legs and tubes and... thing!!!!


*crawls across the floor being chased by Jenna*

[Biter]

IF YOU DONT STAND STILL I'LL CUT YER AR$E OFF AS WELL!
Oh, hi guys? anyone fancy a drink? :0mghi2u: :hic:
*to eddie*
NOT YOU! NOT UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED SEWING UP YOUR SECOND BLADDER :x
im installing a second bladder in edd's body so she can drink more alcy and not get piddled. Anyone else want one?
*turns back to eddie*
OK, I'LL FIX YOUR LEG - JUST STOP BLEEDIN WHININ!!!!!
ok all finished. NOW YOU CAN GET A DRINK. :mrgreen:
UNGRATEFUL MOO...
*goes to sink and washes tools, grumbling....*

[airhead]

Groan....


*claws up to a stool, and falls asleep with her face in a bowl of peanuts*

[Caz]

Gerry is Scottish ..... ah well that explains it :hic: :hic: :hic: :0mghi2u:

[Gez]

Hi Keb

Thanks mate - will save mine till tonight - bit early for me 8O 8O

Gerry might want his now though - being a scot 8) (only joking love)

Glad you are having a lovely time

*Hic*....and your point :hic: :wink:

[Caz]

What part of our bonny land are you from Gerry?
:hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:


*Hic*....and your point :hic:

Nowt - Just u a scot - nuff said 8) :wink:

Keep missing you mate :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[airhead]

I thought it was the irish that drunk a lot


*drinks and places her two catheter bgs (have to have two now cos of the extra bladder) under the table*

[airhead]

Hey everybody, I just wanna say that Biter is the best surgeon in the world. she is also extremely talented and a lovely person! lets all love each other! (and Biter)

[Gez]

What part of our bonny land are you from Gerry?
:hic:

The Smiles better place.........Sunny Glesga 8O and youself :0mghi2u:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:

The Smiles better place.........Sunny Glesga 8O and youself :0mghi2u:

hi - You give out Glasgow kisses too Gerry :wink: :wink: :wink:

[Caz]

What part of our bonny land are you from Gerry?
:hic:

The Smiles better place.........Sunny Glesga 8O and youself :0mghi2u:

Originally from Edinburgh Gerry, but now staying in village called Dechmont, between Broxburn and Bathgate (Bangour Hospital up the road from me) and working in Livingston :lmao:

[Caz]

Now for the serious stuff *forages behind bar, finds bottle of southern, attaches it to drip, and settles down* well after the week i've had i need it. My mum decided to fall down stairs at home, and break ankle in three places, Monday was spent in Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, and ringing around cancelling her holiday and also her friend in america (she was due to fly there this tuesday). She was operated on on Tuesday to sort ankle out, all went well, then the big one hit on Thursday, blood clot in one of her lungs :cry: Thankfully she was still in the hospital when it happened, (and not at home or thousands of feet in the air), so all is well at moment. So I reckon I'm entitled to get totally ratted and all contributions of bottles of southern comfort are greatfully received :?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Caz

Hope your Mum gets better soon.

**FA hands Caz lots of southern comfort**

Take it easy though mate :wink:

[Gez]

Lets raise a glass for Caz's mum 8) , you raise your glass too FA (for a wee change) :roll: :hic: :keke:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - my glass is always raised -








to my mouth -










except when it needs refilling :wink:

[Caz]

Thanks people ..... she seems to be on the mend, she's moaning about the hospital food, got me taking sandwiches in when i go to visit her :lmao: hoping to get out at some point during week, but as i haven't spoken to doctor or nurse yet, i'm not sure if she will or not. they still seem to be trying to get the warfarin dose right.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - is this what you do when you can't get to the pub :wink: :wink:










http://www.funnypop.com/images/sos.jpg

[Gez]

HE HE........Wasn't me that time, but next time :? :? :yep:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Lotsa beer for later please - off for a shower - been hot here

In fact drinks all round


http://beerpictures.net/bud/bud-beer-pictures-t08.jpg


http://beerpictures.net/carlsberg/carlsberg-beer-pictures-t01.jpg


http://beerpictures.net/stella-artois/artois-beer-pictures-t02.jpg

[Gez]

:hic: mmmmmm, stella........over here please :0mghi2u:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA sends a stella or three to Gerry **

[Skeleton]

You should come in Finland. Here people drinks a lot. Especially now when booze is really cheap.. Ofcourse not everyone drinks...

:( I hate drinking... :evil:

[Biter]

Have been to Helsinki on hols...beautiful city...friendly people...great shops...music...cheap beer...mmmmmmmmmmmmm 8)

[Skeleton]

It´s cheap in shop... You´ve really been in Helsinki?

[Gez]

Never been to Helsinki, although I had too much to drink in the B&B and ended up in Smellsinki :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

It was you was it GERRY :roll:

Right line up the beers - been very busy today - hot & sweaty - need refreshment :yep:


:hic: :keke: :hic: :lurk:

[Biter]

yes only weekend though. I like all of scandinavia. Tromso - Norway is my favourite place to be.

[Caz]

Okay, line up the drinks :hic: Mum is at long last getting out of hospital tomorrow :D and going home to her own house. All thatmeans nowis I have to go to her house tovisit instead of dashing into the Royal Infirmary in Edinburgh.

Nobody wants to ever go there,trust me,it's a maze and the most horrid building they have ever constructed. *Moan over for tonight*

[Gez]

Yes it was me 8O ......although a wee beer would help relieve the odour :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA gives Gerry a few beers & a can of deorderant :twisted: **

& a bar of soap

& a bottle of shampoo

& a tube of toothpaste


:lmao:

only joking mate :devil:

[Biter]

EDDIES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Drinks are on me.

:mrgreen:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

biter - in that case I'll have a strongbow or 3

[Biter]

*Hands fallen angel strongbows*
Anyone else?

[Gez]

**FA gives Gerry a few beers & a can of deorderant :twisted: **

& a bar of soap

& a bottle of shampoo

& a tube of toothpaste


:lmao:

only joking mate :devil:

Who's gonni show where to wash, spray and clean 8O :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

ta biter - but the arrows will protect my strongbow :wink:

[Caz]

Okay, someone really has to hide the southern comfort in this place, preferably in a locked, chained room where i can't get at it *thank ye kindly* :hic:

[KebLou]

Okay, someone really has to hide the southern comfort in this place, preferably in a locked, chained room where i can't get at it *thank ye kindly* :hic:

Fine and I will hold on to the key. How can you guys drink its like Jack Daniels people at my school down that like theres no tomorrow, the stuff stinks.

[airhead]

Hi everyone, can't get piddly in real life (curse you, antibiotics!!!!!!!) but i shall not get piddly here either. just get me completely ratarsed.

(downs tecuila slammer and ugly bloke over other side of room becomes sex god)

[Rob The Badger]

Hi everyone, can't get piddly in real life (curse you, antibiotics!!!!!!!) but i shall not get piddly here either. just get me completely ratarsed.

(downs tecuila slammer and ugly bloke over other side of room becomes sex god)

I find it horrid that in your mind sex god would be the opposite of ugly.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:


Who's gonni show where to wash, spray and clean 8O :wink:


Didn't your mum do that :??: :wtf:

[Skeleton]

Triple vodka, straight up. Please.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Carlsberg please :lol: & keep them coming :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

[airhead]

will someone be my hero tonight? (preferably male of 20 and under thank yew very much :lol: )

[Heli]

will someone be my hero tonight? (preferably male of 20 and under thank yew very much :lol: )


I'll send u Liam's number :twisted: :P

[Heli]

will someone be my hero tonight? (preferably male of 20 and under thank yew very much :lol: )


I'll send u Liam's number :twisted: :P

[Gez]

Carlsberg please :lol: & keep them coming :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

Old habbits are the hardest to break I see :yep:

[Skeleton]

I want some Tequila. IN bottle. I want that caterpilar.

[Biter]

Lets all have one for eddie, who is absent and scaring me by saying she is giving up internet...

Cheer up babes...we love you the way you are :wink:

Drinks are on me 8)

[Caz]

Lets all have one for eddie, who is absent and scaring me by saying she is giving up internet...

Cheer up babes...we love you the way you are :wink:

Drinks are on me 8)

Black coffee for me at the moment ......... and i'll give eddie two weeks and she'll be back :lmao: i've said so many times i'm giving up the internet i've lost count and yep, i'm still here :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:


Old habbits are the hardest to break I see :yep:



You should know mate :wink: :wink: :wink:

[Heli]

Barman, let Neil have what ever he want's on me :-D...(just leave it on someone else's tab :wink: )

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: :lol: It's alright Heli.Drinks on the house tonight :D
We better all stock up on headache tablets though, because before I go out i'm gonna unlock the cellar and turn up the juke box full blast 8)

[Gez]

Right, Hard day........whats on offer please????????

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

THREE CHEERS FOR NEIL - HAVE FUN TONIGHT :wink: - WE WILL

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

DRINKS ALL ROUND - I'M IN A GOOD MOOD - IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT & i'M BUZZING :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic: :hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA starts dusting & cleaning - for when airhead comes back**

or better still gets Aggie in 8)

[Gez]

............some people have nothing better to do with their time :0mghi2u:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I wish Gerry - me busy busy busy at work full time - housewife & mother - wife - dog sitter

Who's got nothing else better to do :evil: :evil:

[Heli]

I wish Gerry - me busy busy busy at work full time - housewife & mother - wife - dog sitter

Who's got nothing else better to do :evil: :evil:


Your not a house wife...you work dontcha?? :P :P

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli wrote

Your not a house wife...you work dontcha?? :P :P

Yes I do - but still a housewife - who else does it 8O 8O 8O 8O

[Caz]

Heli wrote

Your not a house wife...you work dontcha?? :P :P

Yes I do - but still a housewife - who else does it 8O 8O 8O 8O

nobody else does it FA .... that's the problem and then everyone wonders why us mums are tired and grumpy :lmao: *go to work, come home, work in house, go to bed, go to work* it never ends :cry:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Thank you Caz - nice to see that someone else has the same life as mine

Kids today 8O

[Skeleton]

Thanks! :hic:

[Gez]

:0mghi2u: Just a packet of crisps please............already pissed :hic: :0mghi2u:

[Gez]

Tired and Grumpy..........youz make it sound like a one-off :wink:

a good lie down is what youz need, nudge, nudge :mrgreen:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

You offering then Gerry :D :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Just the beer please - have to catch up with Gerry :hic: :hic: :hic:

[Gez]

......competition has its benefits FA......... AFTERSHOCK over here 8O :hic:

[Gez]

:zzz: Well I'm ready for bedtime :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Typical man :devil: :zzz: on the job :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - love competition :wink: :wink:

[airhead]

what job is that i wonder...? :wink: :wink: :? :)

I saw poetry boy again today... sigh... :oops: (theres a boy who lives near me who looks like he is a poet and hes got a ponytail and he's tall and handsome but no ego and SSSSIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHH....)


as you can see i have a slight crush... BUT ONLY A LITTLE ONE!

[Skeleton]

Morning everybody! :D I woke up 6.30 a.m and I´m bit tired but have to be at school...

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA gets up on the table & starts singing & dancing**

No reason - just the weekend

Line um up for later - one for Gerry too :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA walks i & starts bashing her head against the bar**

Hubby doing my head in - trying to act all technical - but not having a bloody clue :?

Our video packed up - but instead of replacing the old one with a newer one from the bedroom he's prating about :evil:

I give up - beer anyone :hic: :hic: :hic::hic: :hic:

[Gez]

I'll join you FA :D . Your post above the above :? mentions a line-up :D Have I got it wrong again :wink: .

Forget about your hubby, get sozzled and r.e.l.a.x. 8)

[Gez]

Typical man :devil: :zzz: on the job :lol:

...suppose its a gift..... :oops:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gery wrote:


Forget about your hubby, get sozzled and r.e.l.a.x. 8)


Good advice - will take it and do it tonight :hic:

It's been 3 days & he's still pratting about - stubben sod :twisted:

No you did not get it wrong Gerry - you can join me anytime :yep:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:


...suppose its a gift..... :oops:


Will have to give you a few lessons :wink: :wink:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I've just set up a few pints for Gerry's birthday :D .
A toast.
May your sporan always hang to your knees.
May your kilt never drop, and your bum never freeze :up:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

3 cheers for Gerry

Hip Hip Hurray x3 8)


What you drinking young man :lmao:

[Biter]

Drinks are on me!

Oh, I made you a nice cup of warm milk Gerry. :twisted:

[airhead]

* crawls on floor through a sea of kilts, looks up each one to see if they wear pants underneath*

[Biter]

EMMA! I thought you were with flirty Curty?

*grabs bottle of "medicinal" Jack Daniels and settles down in corner*

[Skeleton]

I go tonight into bar with my friend. :hic: :hic:

[Gez]

:0mghi2u: **HORRAY** :0mghi2u:
The beers free for my Birthday. Thanks people but whose gonni take me home when pi**ed :hic: :hic:

[Gez]

....well I'm the eager type :bunny: :bunny:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Good to hear it Gerry - 1st lesson coming soon :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I'll take you home any day or night :devil:

[Skeleton]

I don´t even have hangover.. :hic:

[Skeleton]

I went to bed today at 6 a.m and woked up 2 p.m :lol:

[Biter]

gis a archerrs pleez. jus come back form a winne bar and feel happie! memba i lov yu all! luv fronm jennnn

[Caz]

I'm not as think as I drunk I am :hic: :hic:

can somebody take me home please :hic:

[Bap]

I think I owe everyone a drink! I dind't get you all one whe I arrived! :P What you all having?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Bap - welcome

Mines a bud

I also drink - becks - strongbow - carling - or white wine

But I will get them :wink:

Gerry - I owe you one for cheering me up 8)

[black dog]

Would you like to join me for a drink, FA

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

go one then BD

must get some sleep though

[Gez]

Yeah, shes been up the whole night flirting with the chatroom occupants :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry Wrote:


Yeah, shes been up the whole night flirting with the chatroom occupants :D

Only a certain one though 8)

[Biter]

Ok.....been a bit quiet in here of late....

*looks around for a barman....* :bleh:

MOUSIE! YOU LOOKING FOR BAR STAFF?



till then, drinks are on me...

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA walks in & asks for a pinta larger - bud please**

Puts "Execution Day" on the Jukebox - picks a spot & sits down 8)

Anyone want to join me???????

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You can do a couple of shifts behind the bar if you want to Biter :lol:

[Biter]

Its not as busy in here as it used to be mousie....methinks its time for a revamp.....




what do you say to leopard print sofas?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA walks into the bar - sniffle - snuffle. Can I have a hot toddy please**

[Biter]

*makes her a "special" hot toddy.....Hot Jack Daniels with Calpol*

hope you feel better :wink:

[Caz]

Okay, who sacked the bar staff????? *wanders to comfy corner nfalls asleep*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Biter - Thanks for the hot toddy - slept well :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Give me a drink please :cry:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

& keep um coming :hic: :hic:

[Gez]

Why not bring a sleeping bag with you FA. That way you can go on a alcohol drip, then fall asleep............tut tut :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - Good idea :roll:

[Gez]

:up: Yip , you're my type of Country girl :hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:

:up: Yip , you're my type of Country girl :hic:

Thank you - kind sir

A drink for the head banger pleaz :lol:


OUT OF MY SLEEPING BAG - YOU :evil: **FA tells someone to move**

[Biter]

*Gets out of FA's sleeping bag*

Sorry....its cold out there... :oops:

erm.....would the headbanger like a bottle of beer or some Absinthe screamers (my new invention!!! :hic: )?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA gets rid of the old sleeping bag - god knows whats in in now :roll: **

Brings in a new double one :wink: To hide the bottles :P or someone special 8)

[Gez]

:oops: :oops: Is that Tennants Special :D

[Skeleton]

I need a drink.. I had a terrible day... :hic:

[Biter]

whats up Skeleton?


*passes her a bottle of Smirnoff*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry

Are you a Tennant & are you Special :wink:


Skeleton - Let me get you that drink :hic:

[Skeleton]

My driving school teacher checked how good I can drive (In Finland you have to go to drive some round but they don´t take your license off even you don´t drive well) And everything went bad...

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

A drink for skeleton please

Just line the rest up for me - ta :oops:

[Gez]

A drink for skeleton please

Just line the rest up for me - ta :oops:

.....I see now...coded :wink: . Remove some words and you have a LINE UP :bunny: :bunny: . WAY HAY.

:D :D :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:


.....I see now...coded :wink: . Remove some words and you have a LINE UP :bunny: :bunny: . WAY HAY.

:D :D :D

Well have to liven this place up some how ..................... & you have been busy :roll:

[Gez]

.......free now.. :D :D :D . Better take my vitamins for EXTRA energy 8)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:

.......free now.. :D :D :D . Better take my vitamins for EXTRA energy 8)


Come on then Hun - been waiting all week for you - I have lotsa enery :P

Fancy a drink .......... first or :wink:

[Gez]

I'm you man...girl :0mghi2u: ...........although you'll probably drink me under the table :hic: .........I HOPE :wink: :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - Who said owt about a drink :lol:

[Biter]

*biter mopes in, grabs a bottle of JD and nurses it in the corner*

[KebLou]

*sits and starts playing guitar*

I've rested my arm so I could play for you all.

[Skeleton]

Now I really need a drink. :hic: I was searhing something from the google and I get the message that I was 50,000,000th, (or somethin like that) and I was going to get something but this f***ing computer booted and the message dissapeared before I had a chance to send my name to them.. :hic: :hic: But I´m not sure if that´s true that I was going to get price but when I get into Google second time I didn´t get that message anymore...

[Gez]

Gerry - Who said owt about a drink :lol:

Grrrrrrrrr *WOOF* :bunny: :bunny: , but don't tell anyone and can I at least have a red bull for energy :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

8 Red Bull for Gerry :bunny:


You need the energy - been working too hard 8)

In a good mood - good week at work - hun you in for a good weekend

[Biter]

*cuddles up to keb*

aww...ur good at the geetar.

[KebLou]

:D Thank you Biter.

[Gez]

8 Red Bull for Gerry :bunny:


You need the energy - been working too hard 8)

In a good mood - good week at work - hun you in for a good weekend

:twisted: Wekkend nearly gone.....where you been :twisted:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:


:twisted: Wekkend nearly gone.....where you been
:twisted:


WAITING FOR YOU :roll:

[Gez]

:cry: .............although new weekend getting closer :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Good - could do with a nice weekend & a few drinks :hic:

[Gez]

Is that a few drinks...................for a change 8O .

Don't woory FA the drinks are on me this time :yep: , although I'd better watch I don't get you too drunk :hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:


Don't woory FA the drinks are on me this time , although I'd better watch I don't get you too drunk :hic:


Pray why's that then :wink: You got something planned :lol:

[Gez]

:? wouldn't you like to know :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

YES ........................ YES ........... YES .......................... :oops:

[Biter]

Ok....we started in the bat and bellfry and now we are in flirtville...
GET A ROOM!!!!!!!

*passes key to the cold shower room to Gerry and clamps chloroform soaked rag over FA's gob so they can cool down*

There...thats better :mrgreen:
Anyone fancy a drink?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Biter - thought pubs were to meet friends - have a drink & a laugh



***FA puts "Nocturnal Pleasure" on the Juke Box ***


:lmao:


Can I have a Strongbow Please ** Watches out for the flying arrows **

[Gez]

:zzz: That cholorform was great :up:

I think someones jealous :wink: ...........wanna go 4 a colder shower FA :mrgreen:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry

I prefer a hot shower - you get more lather that way :roll:



A pinta strongbow please - Gerry's paying

[Caz]

Bottle of Southern, bottle of diet coke and a straw ........ i've had a hard week <heads to comfy corner and settles down to get ratted> :D:D:D:D

[Gez]

Gerry

I prefer a hot shower - you get more lather that way :roll:



A pinta strongbow please - Gerry's paying

I'll pay FA....just watch you dont get those soap-suds in your pint (as Gerry closes the shower curtain) :0mghi2u:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Don't worry ........................ No suds in the pint ........................ Only where they are needed 8)

[Gez]

:bunny: I'll use me hose to spray them away :bunny:

[dottie]

Um I'm new here, what kind of entertainment on a Friday night?

make mine a scotch and lemonade please...........

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:



:bunny: I'll use me hose to spray them away :bunny:


That water better be warm Gerry :twisted:


Dottie - you make your own entertainment here :roll:


Just don't wake Caz in the comfy corner :zzz:

[Gez]

Thats waters at Body Temp. :wink: .........and leave Dottie alone, she's entitled to a wee drink (have I started a cat fight) :twisted:

[dottie]

Dottie - you make your own entertainment here :roll:

and who exactly with - any offers :lol:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry wrote:


Thats waters at Body Temp. .........and leave Dottie alone, she's entitled to a wee drink (have I started a cat fight)

I ain't going to ask :? 8O

What have I done to Dottie :cry: I just told her that we have to make our own entertainment

So Gerry the fight's with you - not Dottie :twisted:

Dottie - we will take on Gerry :wink:

Let me get a drink first :hic:

[dottie]

FA definetely we will teach Gerry a lesson he'll never forget :twisted: :roll: 8O :lol:
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[DIZZY DRUMMER]

OK Dottie


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Gerry - then the drinks are on you - Right :wink: http://d21c.com/AnnesPlace/NewYears/Beer2.gif

[Caz]

Opens one eye ........ looks ....... glares at fighters for waking me up ......... goes comatose again :hic:

[dottie]

http://www.shipshewanaharness.com/stocks.sm.jpg

[Biter]

8O and theres me thinking that Dottie was such a good girl....

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Dottie - pray tell - what do we do to Gerry with this contraption :devil:

http://www.shipshewanaharness.com/stocks.sm.jpg



What about this one Dottie 8O



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OUCH!!!!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

SORRY - Know it's a PUB - so will order my drinks for tonight while I'm here :lurk:



Just leave the barrel please :hic: :hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

**FA apologies to Caz - BUT carries on duffing up Gerry**












Gerry - I'll kiss it better



later :wink: :wink:

[Gez]

.this could after hours entertainment girls :bunny: , although before-hand I'll have a pint please..........and one each for my teachers :D

[Caz]

**FA apologies to Caz - BUT carries on duffing up Gerry**


it's ok, just make sure u duff him up quietly :lmao:

<puts in earplugs, as i hate to hear a man scream in pain>

cuddles back down in comfy corner n goes to sleep











Gerry - I'll kiss it better



later :wink: :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

** FA walks in - nostrals flaring & as angry as hell :bicker: :bicker: - kicking a ball - thinking it's someone's head **


A cuppa tea please


BUT

line up the beer for tonight please - plenty of BUD


** FA looks at the notice board **

Gerry wrote:

.this could after hours entertainment girls , although before-hand I'll have a pint please..........and one each for my teachers


Definately - Gerry - Teachers 8) - sure you could show us a ting or two :devil:

[Gez]

.oh, you stick yo that cuppa tea girl :lol: , although Happy Hour must be soon :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Hun - Happy hour started at 7.30pm


:hic:

[Gez]

Dottie - pray tell - what do we do to Gerry with this contraption :devil:

http://www.shipshewanaharness.com/stocks.sm.jpg



What about this one Dottie 8O



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OUCH!!!!!!

although that brings tears to ma glass eye :keke:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - Iknow how to bring tears to your eyes - glass or real ...............











BUT - get me a drink first please :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

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confused .......................................... I AM :nuts:

[Caz]

http://www2.incredimail.com/english/images/splash_emo/splash_emo_5.gif


confused .......................................... I AM :nuts:

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm not as think as you drunk i am :hic:

*grabs southern and heads back to comfy corner*

[Gez]

Drink for you FA :hic: , confusion is the side effect of the booze girl...where am I anyway :hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Drinks all round please - MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gez]

Where :keke: ............over here maybe :0mghi2u: .

Can I have another please :bunny: .......and a glass of water for FA.................she needs to put her Vodka in something :wink: :wink:

[Gez]

Where :keke: ............over here maybe :0mghi2u: .

Can I have another please :bunny: .......and a glass of water for FA.................she needs to put her Vodka in something :wink: :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

:wink: :P :? :( :o :??: 8O

[Skeleton]

Does anyone have parties before Xmas with workbuddie or friends?

We hve a small party with my classmates... :wink: :hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Skeleton - Yes we do - why - are we having one here :P

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: We're having our Bingo works do on Sat 11th December :D .
Carol and I are doing a gig that night, but we're only round the corner so we can pop round afterwards 8) .

[Gez]

Out on the 11th too. Be prepared for some incoherent posts that night..............as with most nights actually :hic:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Can I have something warm to drink - been freezing all morning :twisted:

Work in a hospital & no ruddy heating 8O


** Moves Caz out of the comfy corner & climbs in the sleeping bag**