Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[heat]

:twisted: BTW, it's 70's THEME NIGHT at The Bat & Bellfry :D
That's the way,uh uh, uh uh, I like it, uh uh, uh uh 8)
Cheese anyone? :mrgreen:

I am not, I REPEAT NOT wearing a Kipper tie. Or brown courdaroy bell bottoms. Or dayglo orange platforms.

Well it does make sense for you to wear something different to your usual attire on a theme night doesn't it :lmao:


So says the man with the comb-over.....

[Heli]

So what kind of drinks should i be serving tonight then Andy!!!

[mariella]

Just curious...what is a comb-over, Heat?
Gues that is slightly different from the platforms!?
xxx

Mariella

...can I have a red wine, please!

[AndyK]

Promotion drinks this evening should be Watneys Red Barrel (served from Party sevens!), Cinzano (Bianco and Rosso), Babychams and Skol lager. All half price.

A comb over Mariella, is what someone with very little hair would do if the hair they had was long... they'd comb it over the bald spot, personally as I have taste and decency and standards and style in abundance, I've opted for the cropped look ;)

[Heli]

Just curious...what is a comb-over, Heat?
Gues that is slightly different from the platforms!?
xxx

Mariella

...can I have a red wine, please!

A Comb over is a hair style for people who are nearly bald!! They just try and comb the hair they have the the side ove there bald patch!!

*passes red wine to mariella*!!

Lovely name by the way!!

[mariella]

...comb-over...Please just give me 'the bold-look' :lol:
Thank you all for explaining...Andy doesn't look like that, Heat... 8)

Thank you, Heli...will enjoy this drink here...seems there are all beautiful names here at this place! :wink:

xxx

Mariella

[Testify]

evenin all, can i get a bud please and a pack of crisps?

[Heli]

evenin all, can i get a bud please and a pack of crisps?

a nice cold bud and what flavour crisps do you want?? Oh and do you want a glass for that??

[airhead]

change of plan you'll have me tonight, but not tomorrow.

Oh it's 70's night?

*Starts singing as she picks up glasses*

"Oops upside your head
i said oops upside your head" :mrgreen:

[original sin]

evenin all, can i get a bud please and a pack of crisps?

Nope Testify - you can have a coke and be happy with it - what flavour crisps thou'?

[Testify]

evenin all, can i get a bud please and a pack of crisps?

a nice cold bud and what flavour crisps do you want?? Oh and do you want a glass for that??

erm... ready salted please and im ok wit the bottle thanks chuck. :D

[Heli]

Oh that reminds me, has anyone got a band for tonight because i'm only really familiar with 70's rock songs!

[airhead]

One thing please everyone, please don't put your ciggarette ash in the glasses, thankyewverymuch!

[Chris]

evenin all, can i get a bud please and a pack of crisps?

Nope Testify - you can have a coke and be happy with it - what flavour crisps thou'?

It's alright T, I'll get you a Bud - They can't throw me out because I'm mates with the bouncer!!! :lol:

So then, where are all the lovely single ladies tonight...

[Heli]

Righto: Bud and ready salted crisps for Testify!

Do you want anything Chris?

No comment on the lovely single ladies!!! :roll:

[airhead]

I am single, but my heart belongs to Jack Black, so don't even think it matey!!!!!!!

[Testify]

nice one! thanks chris hehe :P

cheers heli.


hmmm like this place hehe

[Heli]

I like it here too!!! Nice staff, nice costomers, free booze!! I wish that it was a bit busier here tonight though!! It's supposed to be 70's night but hardly anyone has turned up!!

[airhead]

i love it here!
*picks up glass from across room and wrinkles nose at it with a dogend in*

Just dogends get on my nerves. But apart from that, nice everything!

Erm, flying mouse, you don't suppose, we could have a rocky horror show theme tomorrow? Heli thinks so too!

[Heli]

*cleans bar* this place is soo quiet!!! I think the idea of the 70's night drove everyone away!!

[Testify]

think they'll roll in round bout nine n onwards....


yup i agree, great staff :P

[Heli]

I'll be back around 9.30 then!! Cya for now folks!!

If you want some drinks just help yourself, and theres some icecream in the freezer and chocolate in the frdge!! Just make sure what chocolate you pick up first because i store my "special" chocolate in there and i don't know if theres a toilets here!!! So you've been warned!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heat wrote:

Ohhhh Hun....You have NO idea what us bouncers get up to round the back!!! But if you'd care to step outside with me....

I've had enough now, been outside for 30 minutes - freezing ......... waiting ...........

heli - can I have a party 7 - for me 8O please and a bag of nuts

i'll be warming up in the corner

[Heli]

Party 7 and a bag of nuts coming up!!

*passes party 7 and bag of nuts to FA*

Right i'm off now!!! I'll be back soon!

[Testify]

<heads for the ice-cream>

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Found this bloke outside, thought he might show us a few moves - seeing as it's 70's night


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[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heat

Found these hanging up out the back - are they yours


http://web.inetba.com/thewaywewore/images/orangefurbells.jpg

[Heli]

Heat

Found these hanging up out the back - are they yours


http://web.inetba.com/thewaywewore/images/orangefurbells.jpg

There mine!!

[Heli]

sorry, i'm back now!!! I couldn't keep myself away!! :wink:

[original sin]

Something for the dance floor :lmao:
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[Heli]

Right before rush hour here does anyone else want me to store some beer/drink/food/pure alcohol for later on!!

[black dog]

Just arrived so drinks all round please

[heat]

Right - The Bouncer is in the Building!!!!!


Whats this i hear about alkyhol being served to minors????? Don't you guys realise you could loose your licence if someone tells?????

And i CAN be bribed with copious amounts of tequilla and chocolate... :wink:

[Heli]

Just arrived so drinks all round please

What will it be then everyone???

[heat]

Just arrived so drinks all round please

What will it be then everyone???


Err...Heli hun - hate to point out the obvious, but as you're only 14 you aint allowed to serve us with intoxicating liqueor...

[Heli]

Oh well the boss isn't here and it's not exactly like i'm drinking it!! Also, who else is gonna serve!! i don't think i can trust you lot on your own!!!:wink:

[heat]

I dont mind doing a stint behind the bar... :twisted:

[Heli]

I dont mind doing a stint behind the bar... :twisted:

Fine if you do i'll sit here with Andy's dog and stare at you!!!!!

[Testify]

nuther bud over here please....

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

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Right here goes - 1st 70's song tonite


Although it hurts to go away it's impossible to stay
But there's one thing I must say before I go
I love you (i love you) you know
I'll be thinking of you in most everything I do
Now the time is moving on and I really should be gone
But you keep me hanging on for one more smile
I love you (i love you) all the while
With your cute little away will you promise that you'll save
Your kisses for me save all your kisses for me
Bye bye baby bye bye don't cry honey don't cry
Going to walk out this door but I'll soon be back for more
Kisses for me save all your kisses for me
So long honey so long hang on baby hang on
Don't you dare me to stay 'cause you know I'll have to say
That I've got to work each day and that's why I go away
But I count the seconds till I'm home with you
I love you (i love you) it's true
You're so cute honey gee won't you save them up for me
Your kisses for me save all your kisses for me
Bye bye baby bye bye don't cry honey don't cry
Going to walk out this door but I'll soon be back for more
Kisses for me save all your kisses for me
So long honey so long hang on baby hang on
Don't you dare me to stay 'cause you know you've got to save
Your kisses for me save all your kisses for me
Bye bye baby bye bye don't cry honey don't cry
Won't you save them for me even though you're only three

[heat]

I can handle the dog no problem...

It's you i'm worried about... :lol:

[Heli]

Wooooooooo *big round of applause* wow that was a good start to the night FA!!! Thanx!!!! Hav an extra large bud on me!!!


*passes bud to Testify*


heat- watch it you or i will test to see if you can really handle your arsnic!!!! :twisted:

[Testify]

woo *applause*

cheers mate

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Another song i think - sorry if slurred - had a couple

hum hum


I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

You better shape up, cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you
You better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true
Nothing left, nothing left for me to do


You're the one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one I need (the one I need), oh yes indeed (yes indeed)

If you're filled with affection, 'n you're too shy to convey
Meditate my direction, feel your way
I better shape up, cause you need a man
I need a man, who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove
You better prove, that my fate is justified
Are you sure? Yes I'm sure down deep inside

FA takes a bow

[Heli]

Could you please put your hands together for..........
FA!!!!!!!!!!! *applause* woooooooooohoooooo wooo woowowo woow oww woo!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

i could get used to this singing lark

i would be resident singer - what do you think???????????

[Chris]

Guiness please!!!

[heat]

Go for it FA - sounds like you might give Mousie a run for his money...

[mariella]

Can I have 2 buds please, Heat!?

xxx

Mariella

[Heli]

Hey FA, you thought about that duet thing then!! lol!!

Heat can I have some apple juice please!!

[heat]

*heat slides 2 ice cold Buds down the bar to Mariella, and pours Heli a cold glass of Juice..*


Any more for any more????

[Heli]

*heat slides 2 ice cold Buds down the bar to Mariella, and pours Heli a cold glass of Juice..*


Any more for any more????

i wouldn't mind some haribo!! the all star mix!!!

[Testify]

Hey Heat, can i have a bud please mate.

[mariella]

Hey Heat, can i have a bud please mate.
I don't think that will happen T.!...you know I have been wanting to invite you over to my table all evening... :lol: To talk about life-in-general!

xxx

Mariella

[heat]

*heat snarls at T - sorry hun - come back when you hit puberty..*


*heat gives Heli the directions to the nearest sweetshop...this is a bar hun, not a two-penny mix counter...*

[mariella]

*heat slides 2 ice cold Buds down the bar to Mariella, and pours Heli a cold glass of Juice..*


Any more for any more????

i wouldn't mind some haribo!! the all star mix!!!
Thank you so much, Heat...this is one of the few things I like Really Cold!

Maybe just some more haribo - in holland we have them coca-cola-bottles...got any of them by any change?

xxx

Mariella
...great service around here...gives a BIG tip!

[mariella]

*heat snarls at T - sorry hun - come back when you hit puberty..*


*heat gives Heli the directions to the nearest sweetshop...this is a bar hun, not a two-penny mix counter...*
Oh, I will go there too then :lmao:

xxx

Mariella
..we Really do have this in Holland...I know by now...Not the same :lol:

[Testify]

*heat snarls at T - sorry hun - come back when you hit puberty..*


*heat gives Heli the directions to the nearest sweetshop...this is a bar hun, not a two-penny mix counter...*

how frickin rude! hmph....

can i at least get a coke??

[Heli]

*heat snarls at T - sorry hun - come back when you hit puberty..*


*heat gives Heli the directions to the nearest sweetshop...this is a bar hun, not a two-penny mix counter...*
Oh, I will go there too then :lmao:

xxx

Mariella
..we Really do have this in Holland...I know by now...Not the same :lol:

could you go for me!! i cant be bothered to move!!!

[Heli]

*heat snarls at T - sorry hun - come back when you hit puberty..*


*heat gives Heli the directions to the nearest sweetshop...this is a bar hun, not a two-penny mix counter...*

how frickin rude! hmph....

can i at least get a coke??

how old are you T??

[mariella]

*heat snarls at T - sorry hun - come back when you hit puberty..*


*heat gives Heli the directions to the nearest sweetshop...this is a bar hun, not a two-penny mix counter...*
Oh, I will go there too then :lmao:

xxx

Mariella
..we Really do have this in Holland...I know by now...Not the same :lol:

could you go for me!! i cant be bothered to move!!!
Sure..will get you a 6-month-supply, okay!?

xxx

Mariella
...would move over to the UK at any given time...

[heat]

You know...BRIBES are wonderful things...

[Heli]

*heat snarls at T - sorry hun - come back when you hit puberty..*


*heat gives Heli the directions to the nearest sweetshop...this is a bar hun, not a two-penny mix counter...*
Oh, I will go there too then :lmao:

xxx

Mariella
..we Really do have this in Holland...I know by now...Not the same :lol:

could you go for me!! i cant be bothered to move!!!


Sure..will get you a 6-month-supply, okay!?

xxx

Mariella
...would move over to the UK at any given time...

Woohoo!!! :bunny:

[Heli]

Thanx for the juice heat! Can i have some more please!!

[heat]

Thanx for the juice heat! Can i have some more please!!


Hmmm...is that a bottle of vodka i spy under your jacket???? :twisted:

[Heli]

Thanx for the juice heat! Can i have some more please!!


Hmmm...is that a bottle of vodka i spy under your jacket???? :twisted:

...............no..........................ok ok you caught me!! Testify gave me all these haribo to sneak her a bottle out!!

*weakly/quietly sings* "kids and adults love it so the happy world of haribo" *caress the packets of haribo*

so about that juice!!

[Testify]

...u got wkd blue right?... i mean..... tis all lies!!

[heat]

so about that juice!!

See that door over there????


Close it on the way out... :P

[Heli]

so about that juice!!

See that door over there????


Close it on the way out... :P

:-I you can't do that to me!!! Here have some Tequila Testify tol me to take too!!

*sneaks T the blue wkd* thanks for the Haribo!! :wink:

now how about some juice!!! :lol:

[heat]

so about that juice!!

See that door over there????


Close it on the way out... :P

:-I you can't do that to me!!! Here have some Tequila Testify tol me to take too!!

*sneaks T the blue wkd* thanks for the Haribo!! :wink:

now how about some juice!!! :lol:

I can see i'm gonna hafta be all butch here, aint i???


Tell ya what - cos i'm just that kinda gal, i'm gonna let you keep that blue wkd, but on condition that you go get ready for bed - after all, the hours late and the big boys and gals will be here soon.... :lol:

[Heli]

so about that juice!!

See that door over there????


Close it on the way out... :P

:-I you can't do that to me!!! Here have some Tequila Testify tol me to take too!!

*sneaks T the blue wkd* thanks for the Haribo!! :wink:

now how about some juice!!! :lol:

I can see i'm gonna hafta be all butch here, aint i???


Tell ya what - cos i'm just that kinda gal, i'm gonna let you keep that blue wkd, but on condition that you go get ready for bed - after all, the hours late and the big boys and gals will be here soon.... :lol:

exactly why I want to stay up!! I wanna say night night to Andy!!

oh and I don't drink, hence the fact that i'm asking for juice

[heat]

Ok...maybe one small juice...then...skiddaddle.. :lol:

[Heli]

Ok...maybe one small juice...then...skiddaddle.. :lol:

ok i can work with that!!!

mmmmm yummy!!! You can't beat a nice ice cold glass of apple juice!!

Say goodnight to Andy and Neil for me, if they come on!!! :wink:

Thanx!!

*sips drink veerrry slowly!!*

[heat]

Willdo, hun...

*heat wipes the bar down with an old cloth...all the while humming the tune to 'Liars Bar' by The Beautiful South...*

[Testify]

well im off to bed sooo can i take the wkd blue?

[Heli]

Willdo, hun...

*heat wipes the bar down with an old cloth...all the while humming the tune to 'Liars Bar' by The Beautiful South...*

OK i'm done!!

Right Night heat!! Thanx for the juice!! Sorry about earlier, i'll try and tame T's desire for drink!!! :wink:

[airhead]

Ok, time to turn in i soppose.

T, hun, when your finished could you leave the glass at the bar please?

Night everyone, time for this little cloudhead to turn in for the night.

[Testify]

Willdo, hun...

*heat wipes the bar down with an old cloth...all the while humming the tune to 'Liars Bar' by The Beautiful South...*

OK i'm done!!

Right Night heat!! Thanx for the juice!! Sorry about earlier, i'll try and tame T's desire for drink!!! :wink:

dont think that will happen anytime soon. :twisted:

i got a bottle :P

[heat]

Willdo, hun...

*heat wipes the bar down with an old cloth...all the while humming the tune to 'Liars Bar' by The Beautiful South...*

OK i'm done!!

Right Night heat!! Thanx for the juice!! Sorry about earlier, i'll try and tame T's desire for drink!!! :wink:

dont think that will happen anytime soon. :twisted:

i got a bottle :P

Not from me you don't.... :twisted:

[Testify]

i sneaked it from behind the bar... hehe nite nite

[heat]

i sneaked it from behind the bar... hehe nite nite


Ohhh T....You really shouldn't have said that.... :twisted:


And i shoulda know better than to leave the bar to chat that bint up... :roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: GRRRRRROOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Service with a smile fom the staff :? .
The Landlords back.
What's everyone gonna have :mrgreen:

[LostSoul]

A pina colada with a straw and a slice of pineapple, and a lap dancer (male of course)! :))

[LostSoul]

Hello?

[LostSoul]

Who switched off the lights?

[AndyK]

Bl**dy h*ll!!!!!!!!! What a mess!

Looks like there was a party and a half in here last night...... who's offering to help clean up?

[Heli]

Bl**dy h*ll!!!!!!!!! What a mess!

Looks like there was a party and a half in here last night...... who's offering to help clean up?

I'm here now!! I'll clean up, then I'll get breakfast on!!

Bacon and Egg Butty's anyone??

[BadAttitude]

Hey, Heli

Breakfast sounds great but can I get a venti double Vanilla latte dry with that, please I really need the caffeine this morning. :D

~Autumn~

[Heli]

Hey, Heli

Breakfast sounds great but can I get a venti double Vanilla latte dry with that, please I really need the caffeine this morning. :D

~Autumn~

One venti double vanilla latte dry coming up!! What do you want in your buttie then??

[BadAttitude]

Hey, Heli

Breakfast sounds great but can I get a venti double Vanilla latte dry with that, please I really need the caffeine this morning. :D

~Autumn~

One venti double vanilla latte dry coming up!! What do you want in your buttie then??

I will have a chip buttie to go with my venti double vanilla latte dry, by the way how many kinds of buttie's are there? :D

~Autumn~

[Heli]

Hey, Heli

Breakfast sounds great but can I get a venti double Vanilla latte dry with that, please I really need the caffeine this morning. :D

~Autumn~

One venti double vanilla latte dry coming up!! What do you want in your buttie then??

I will have a chip buttie to go with my venti double vanilla latte dry, by the way how many kinds of buttie's are there? :D

~Autumn~

One venti double vanilla latte dry and a chip butty!!! Here you go!! :mrgreen:

i'm not sure how many types of butties there are, but i'm pretty sure i can make any kind!!

[BadAttitude]

Hey, Heli

Breakfast sounds great but can I get a venti double Vanilla latte dry with that, please I really need the caffeine this morning. :D

~Autumn~

One venti double vanilla latte dry coming up!! What do you want in your buttie then??

I will have a chip buttie to go with my venti double vanilla latte dry, by the way how many kinds of buttie's are there? :D

~Autumn~

One venti double vanilla latte dry and a chip butty!!! Here you go!! :mrgreen:

i'm not sure how many types of butties there are, but i'm pretty sure i can make any kind!!

Burp, that was great Heli I will surely be back again.
Now that I have had my caffeine and my chip buttie I am ready to start the day.


See you later.

~Autumn~

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Andyk wrote:

Bl**dy h*ll!!!!!!!!! What a mess!

Looks like there was a party and a half in here last night

I just did the singing :roll: - did find trousers outside thou 8O

I'll help clean up if you want but have to go soon - got course work to finish :x

where's the cleaning fluid mate

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Drink anyone? :mrgreen:
BTW,It's BINGO night tonight :D

[Testify]

afternoon mousie, can i have a coke please chuck. :D

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: One Coke commin up :wink:

[heat]

:twisted: Drink anyone? :mrgreen:
BTW,It's BINGO night tonight :D


Ohhh...good - i've got my dobber all ready and waiting...

BTW - who's calling the numbers tonight, and whats the jackpot???? :lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: If i'm not working i'll do the calling :lol:
Pick any twenty numbers, write them down in order, you know the rest :wink:
No false claims please.I can't check your cards so i'm trusting you :lol:

[Testify]

cheers mousie :D

[Heli]

:twisted: If i'm not working i'll do the calling :lol:
Pick any twenty numbers, write them down in order, you know the rest :wink:
No false claims please.I can't check your cards so i'm trusting you :lol:

well why don't you get everyone who's playing to pm you their numbers!! Or you could pm me them and i'mm check the numbers!! I don't mind if i don't play!! :wink:

I'll have apple juice please Mousie, seeing as though i'm not on duty yet!!

[Testify]

...cud i have another coke wit ice n lemon please, cheers chuck :D

[AndyK]

diet or full fat coke?

you want your lemon sliced, diced or sauteed?


Never say we don't offer our punters choices :D

[original sin]

someone get those Slammers lined up please :wink:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: OK.
BINGO.
8.00pm
Here at the Bat.
I might be delayed, but will try to be on time :wink:

[Testify]

diet or full fat coke?

you want your lemon sliced, diced or sauteed?


Never say we don't offer our punters choices :D

diet n sliced please :P

[AndyK]

Early start Sin.... they cancelled the AA meeting? :D

[heat]

someone get those Slammers lined up please :wink:

Two in a row...

[AndyK]

one coke.... for you.... and one bottle of tequila, 1/2 a dozen bottles of lemonade hooch (makes your slammers far more fun than soda!), salt tray and a pile of quartered limes for the boozy ones at the end of the bar there ........ and I think I'll just stand back here with my camera to record the proceedings for later :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heat wrote:

Ohhh...good - i've got my dobber all ready and waiting...

I don't want to know 8O 8O

Sin wrote:

someone get those Slammers lined up please

You had a bad day luv :??:

[original sin]

Early start Sin.... they cancelled the AA meeting? :D

nope I'm just really stressed out because I can't find my lippy :twisted:

[Testify]

do you serve dinners here?

[heat]

Early start Sin.... they cancelled the AA meeting? :D

nope I'm just really stressed out because I can't find my lippy :twisted:


Dean's ran off with it - but don't worry..he'll only be gone a week...

[Gez]

Which one of your girls ordered the BLACK RUSSIAN 8O

[original sin]

Early start Sin.... they cancelled the AA meeting? :D

nope I'm just really stressed out because I can't find my lippy :twisted:


Dean's ran off with it - but don't worry..he'll only be gone a week...

Damn - that's where it's gone - I've been looking for that everywhere :roll: but do you really think it's his colour?

[heat]

Early start Sin.... they cancelled the AA meeting? :D

nope I'm just really stressed out because I can't find my lippy :twisted:


Dean's ran off with it - but don't worry..he'll only be gone a week...

Damn - that's where it's gone - I've been looking for that everywhere :roll: but do you really think it's his colour?


I'm not sure Sin.... I'm thinking Envy Green is more his thing.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[original sin]

Early start Sin.... they cancelled the AA meeting? :D
nope I'm just really stressed out because I can't find my lippy :twisted:
Dean's ran off with it - but don't worry..he'll only be gone a week...
Damn - that's where it's gone - I've been looking for that everywhere :roll: but do you really think it's his colour?
I'm not sure Sin.... I'm thinking Envy Green is more his thing.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

I dunno maybe we should give trinny and susannah a call to do a complete colour makeover. Would be a chance for us to get on TV :wink:

[heat]

On T.V. eh???

Well i spose he hasta have his 15 mins of fame somehow....

[AndyK]

steady ladies, there'll be no more slammers if this keeps up.

Sin, borrow some of Mousies lippy while he's out :D

[original sin]

steady ladies, there'll be no more slammers if this keeps up.

Sin, borrow some of Mousies lippy while he's out :D

uuummmm what colour is it?? :twisted: Will it match the wine I'm on? so much to consider when a girl is ghetting ready to go out :roll:

[heat]

Andy - we've managed to smuggle our own Tequilla in anyways :twisted:

And i won't bother with the Lime or Lemons...I'm bitter enough as it is... alledgedly... :twisted:

[AndyK]

Sin...... it's "cider drinker red" - to match his eyes apparently

As for smuggling your own booze in, that is a bannable offence from this establishment, unless of course it's offered around. Who said you were bitter heat? Didn't they miss the words "extremely" and "and twisted" off the beginning and end of that title :lmao:

:mrgreen:

[Heli]

Hey what happened to my juice........??? Oh well i'm on duty now so i'll get my own!!!

So what do you all want?? :mrgreen:

[heat]

As for smuggling your own booze in, that is a bannable offence from this establishment

So ban me then :twisted:



But remember - if ya do - the bottle goes with me - and it's Tequilla Gold - worm and all...


And yes - i AM extremely bitter... and I AM twisted - but with very good reason...believe you me..

[original sin]

As for smuggling your own booze in, that is a bannable offence from this establishment

So ban me then :twisted:



But remember - if ya do - the bottle goes with me - and it's Tequilla Gold - worm and all...


And yes - i AM extremely bitter... and I AM twisted - but with very good reason...believe you me..

:oops: oohhh I meant to say about the worm........... :oops: well i have a confession....................... :oops:

[AndyK]

As for smuggling your own booze in, that is a bannable offence from this establishment

So ban me then :twisted:



But remember - if ya do - the bottle goes with me - and it's Tequilla Gold - worm and all...


And yes - i AM extremely bitter... and I AM twisted - but with very good reason...believe you me..

What? and wacth our takings plummet.... we're relying on what you personally spend in this place to get the function room enlarged :D

I'm not sure I want to know ......................... :?

[heat]

Confession Sin??? Do tell...

[original sin]

Confession Sin??? Do tell...
well Heat.........it's about that worm............I think I may have swallowed........and my mother always said.................

[Rob The Badger]

Fine, I damit it, I have a humongous crush on Jonathan Ross.

What?

You weren't talking to me?

Oh, how embarrassing. . .


*Harakiri*

[Heli]

Fine, I damit it, I have a humongous crush on Jonathan Ross.

What?

You weren't talking to me?

Oh, how embarrassing. . .


*Harakiri*

There there rob!! It's alright!! Here have some gaymans punch!! It's Andy's fave!! :wink:

[Rob The Badger]

Fine, I damit it, I have a humongous crush on Jonathan Ross.

What?

You weren't talking to me?

Oh, how embarrassing. . .


*Harakiri*

There there rob!! It's alright!! Here have some gaymans punch!! It's Andy's fave!! :wink:

It tastes like I feel . . .

[Heli]

Fine, I damit it, I have a humongous crush on Jonathan Ross.

What?

You weren't talking to me?

Oh, how embarrassing. . .


*Harakiri*

There there rob!! It's alright!! Here have some gaymans punch!! It's Andy's fave!! :wink:


It tastes like I feel . . .

That's exactly what Andy said to me!! It's Neils (FM's) invention, so i'll tell him you like it too!! lol!! :wink:

So drinks anyone?? :mrgreen:

[Rob The Badger]

You're putting words in my mouth. . .

[Heli]

You're putting words in my mouth. . .

Am I, or are you in denile?? :p

[Keep Rocking]

Hy folks!
jsut came home from a days work at my mom (helped her moving some wardrobes from one room to another) As I did sweat alot, I need some fluids: One Bud for me please (as a start).
Heli, do you still have your job as a cook in here? (or were you firde because of poisoning somebody :wink: )
If the kitchen is open, what do you recommend me?

Yvonne

[mariella]

You're putting words in my mouth. . .

Am I, or are you in denile?? :p
...oh dear :lol:

Is it too early for champagne? Feel like celebrating my upcoming wedding :lol:
Just Love to Celebrate 8)

xxx

Mariella

[Rob The Badger]

Heli, do you still have your job as a cook in here? (or were you firde because of poisoning somebody


8O EEP!

[Heli]

Hy folks!
jsut came home from a days work at my mom (helped her moving some wardrobes from one room to another) As I did sweat alot, I need some fluids: One Bud for me please (as a start).
Heli, do you still have your job as a cook in here? (or were you firde because of poisoning somebody :wink: )
If the kitchen is open, what do you recommend me?

Yvonne

Well I could whipp you up anything chicken!! I cooked areally big chicken earlier and then noone was here!!! So anything chicken!!!

I think i'll join you with that champaigne Mariella!!!You and Andy, me and Rob!!

[Heli]

Hy folks!
jsut came home from a days work at my mom (helped her moving some wardrobes from one room to another) As I did sweat alot, I need some fluids: One Bud for me please (as a start).
Heli, do you still have your job as a cook in here? (or were you firde because of poisoning somebody :wink: )
If the kitchen is open, what do you recommend me?

Yvonne

Well I could whipp you up anything chicken!! I cooked areally big chicken earlier and then noone was here!!! So anything chicken!!!

I think i'll join you with that champaigne Mariella!!!You and Andy, me and Rob!!

Heres your bud Yvonne!!!

[Heli]

Heli, do you still have your job as a cook in here? (or were you firde because of poisoning somebody


8O EEP!

Don't worry, i was just threatening some people with some arsenic the other day!! :wink:

[Keep Rocking]

Wow the service here is faster than lightning!

<Yvonne takes the beer and swallows it in one large GULP>

After the first thirst is over, I think I will try the chicken. Can I please have it with ananas and curry? That's my favourite meal :D

Ah, and one more Bud please.

And please, can someone look over me, that I don't drink too much? :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sorry folks, gonna have to cancel the Bingo tonight :(
The server seems to be running very slowly tonight :?
We'll try a little later in the week.
On the bright side the bar IS stil open and the new jukebox has been instaled :mrgreen:

[AndyK]

I'm sorry.... are you in the right place?

There's no such thing as too much drink in the Bat abd Belfry! :mrgreen:

[Heli]

Wow the service here is faster than lightning!

<Yvonne takes the beer and swallows it in one large GULP>

After the first thirst is over, I think I will try the chicken. Can I please have it with ananas and curry? That's my favourite meal :D

Ah, and one more Bud please.

And please, can someone look over me, that I don't drink too much? :twisted:

Here we go chicken/banana curry and one ice cold bud!!! :mrgreen:

[Keep Rocking]

A jukebox?!
Great!
<Yvonne throws another dime in the jukebox, baby...>
I want to hear No33: Out of the frying pan

<sing mode on>...a nd into the FIRE FIRE FIRE... <sing mode off>

[Heli]

:twisted: Sorry folks, gonna have to cancel the Bingo tonight :(
The server seems to be running very slowly tonight :?
We'll try a little later in the week.
On the bright side the bar IS stil open and the new jukebox has been instaled :mrgreen:

Woohooo!! I want first dibs on the jukebox!!!

*requests whole WTTN album!!!* :twisted:

[Keep Rocking]

I'm sorry.... are you in the right place?

There's no such thing as too much drink in the Bat abd Belfry! :mrgreen:

:oops: yes Andy, you are right. So can someone give me lift? As I don't drink and drive :wink:

Here we go chicken/banana curry and one ice cold bud!!! icon_mrgreen.gif

Thanks Heli. Now I have another problem: how can i sing with a mouth full of chicken curry? And I HAVE to sing while listening to frying pan !

[Heli]

I'm sorry.... are you in the right place?

There's no such thing as too much drink in the Bat abd Belfry! :mrgreen:

:oops: yes Andy, you are right. So can someone give me lift? As I don't drink and drive :wink:

Here we go chicken/banana curry and one ice cold bud!!! icon_mrgreen.gif

Thanks Heli. Now I have another problem: how can i sing with a mouth full of chicken curry? And I HAVE to sing while listening to frying pan !

Well you could always play it again after your curry, and after the whole WTTN album has finished!!! :twisted:

[original sin]

:twisted: Sorry folks, gonna have to cancel the Bingo tonight :(
The server seems to be running very slowly tonight :?
We'll try a little later in the week.
On the bright side the bar IS stil open and the new jukebox has been instaled :mrgreen:

Put another dime in the juke box baby.................


Sin thinking she's sorry she missed the Kaki oke night she does a mean Chrissie Hinds :twisted:

[airhead]

*rushes in*

Oh god... Flying mouse didn't notice i was late, did he? Could you be a diamond and make us a greasy chip butty please?

*starts picking up glasses*

[Heli]

Right heres your coffee FA!!!!

And a chip butty for Emma!!!

Anything else for my war heros???

[Rob The Badger]

*collapse*

[airhead]

mmmmmm

*mouth full*

fanks..... *gulp*

:mrgreen:

[Heli]

*collapse*

8O Whats the mater dear?!?!? Are you alright???


Anyone want a drink??

[mariella]

Heli...make sure you take Good care of your fiancee (...mine seems to be 'lost' this evening! :lol: )

Can I please have some more champagne over here?

xxx

Mariella

[Heli]

Heli...make sure you take Good care of your fiancee (...mine seems to be 'lost' this evening! :lol: )

Can I please have some more champagne over here?

xxx

Mariella

One champaigne coming up!!

I try and take care of him but when he randomly collapsies with out telling anyone, it's pretty hard to confort him!! I'll wait till he wakes up in the morning!!

*passess champaigne to mariella* :mrgreen:

[Keep Rocking]

YAWN!
OOps it seems as I was fallen asleep at my table after eating my chicken. :oops:

I think its better for me to leave now. But not before giving Heli a big tip for the fast serving and the excellent meal. Will definately come back in the next days :D

Goodnight, Yvonne

[AndyK]

Is there any of that bubbly left? Or has the future 'er indoors guzzled it all? :D

[Heli]

Thank you Yvonne for the LOVELY tip!! Much apprciated!!!

And yes there is plenty of bubbly left Andy!! I ordered an extra crate, but i left it in the cellar to chill!! You'll have to help yourself though because my sift is over for tonight!! I need my beauty sleep!!! :wink:

Have fun everyone!!!

P.S. Neil and Andy, will you promise to keep everyone tame tonight!! I can't be doing with this mini war!! Just try and make it stop because it's making me all sad!! :cry:

[heat]

Whiskey - Straight up - treble....

NOW.... :evil: :evil: :evil:

[AndyK]

Glenmorangie?
Glenfiddich?
Talisker?
Lagaluvin?
Laphroaigh?
Skye?
Macallan?

Double Malt?
Single Malt?
Cask Strength?

we've no blends though, only the best in here ;)

[heat]

Do i look like i giove a fiddlers fart??? Tell you what just gimmie the frickin bottle and leave me alone...

[AndyK]

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... which bottle? :oops:

[heat]

That one - tell you what - i'll just come behind and get it meself....

[badger]

can i get a big fat shot of Director's bitter?

[AndyK]

This one?

Don't you want this one instead... it's got more in it? :D

[mariella]

8O ... I think...time to go to bed, dear!

xxx

Mariella...(service HAS been Great! :bunny: )

[shadow1000001]

Someone give me a double and I don't care of what :twisted:

[heat]

Someone give me a double and I don't care of what :twisted:

Know the feeling hun - come share this bottle of whiskey i've got....

[shadow1000001]

Someone give me a double and I don't care of what :twisted:

Know the feeling hun - come share this bottle of whiskey i've got....


Thanks sweetheart, I really appreciate it :wink:

Maria

[heat]

Someone give me a double and I don't care of what :twisted:

Know the feeling hun - come share this bottle of whiskey i've got....


Thanks sweetheart, I really appreciate it


For you.... Anytime.... :wink:

[airhead]

Hello everyone!

*picks up glasses*

You know tips are very welcome! (nudge nudge, wink wink) :wink:

Oh, heat, could you spare me a nice drop out of that whiskey bottle you've there please? :)

*picks up more glasses*

[black dog]

Could I have a nice cool britvic orange with lemonade. Better not start on the hard stuff yet as I've got to work this afternoon

[Chris]

Line 'em up Mousie.

And one for the road....

[Heli]

I'll have an apple juice before i go on duty please Mousie dear!!!

You don't mind if i sit here for a while, while i do my homework!!! Thanx i'll be done soon!!! :wink:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli

Line them up for me mate - need to drown me sorrows - u will have to carry me out tonite :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Heli]

Heli

Line them up for me mate - need to drown me sorrows - u will have to carry me out tonite :cry: :cry: :cry:

Sorry FA You'll have to wait for Mousie to come!! I have stacks of stuff to do!!! :cry:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: RIGHT.
SOD THE BITCHING AND FIGHTING OUTSIDE :bicker:
THIS BAR IS ABOUT MEAT, BEER, AND FUN :twisted: .
HAPPY HOUR ALL DAY :mrgreen:
JUKE BOX FULL BLAST AND DANCING ON THE TABLES TILL SUN UP TOMORROW 8)

[Heli]

:twisted: RIGHT.
SOD THE BITCHING AND FIGHTING OUTSIDE :bicker:
THIS BAR IS ABOUT MEAT, BEER, AND FUN :twisted: .
HAPPY HOUR ALL DAY :mrgreen:
JUKE BOX FULL BLAST AND DANCING ON THE TABLES TILL SUN UP TOMORROW 8)

YEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Throws books in the are and sets fire to them*!!!!!!

Beautifully said Neil!!! Right I'll have a peachy pop pepsi (peach snaps and pepsi) instead if that apple juice then mousie!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

FLYING MOUSE - JUST KEEP THEM COMING PLEASE - VERY ROUH DAY

[Ageing Bat]

Believe it or not - I'm actually pretty much tea total (although I can't stand tea!).

However, I'll make an exception today, having read various threads, and join you - make mine a large scotch & coke (don't put that diet coke poison in it though!).

Cheers!

[airhead]

Hi every1.

Who wants a cocktail? Sorry mousie, i'll carry on collecting glasses, but i have discovered the worlds most gorgeous drink, and i made it up myself!
(for those who can't drink)

I call it,

The Creamy Emma :roll:

you get a glass, put in some raspberry crusha, put in half a cup of double cream and half a cup of gold top milk, and whisk it till its all frothy

[Heli]

I made up a drink too!!! All you do is cut a thick segment of a lemon and squeeze it into a glass, then you more warmish water in and then as much suger as you want!! You'll be suprised!!

So what will it be guys??? I'm on duty now!! :mrgreen:

[AndyK]

I'll have that large bottle of Vodka Citron... a jug of ice and a litre of cranberry juice :evil:

[Testify]

evenin all u wonderful peoples, can i have a bud please?

[Heli]

large bottle of Vodka Citron, a jug of ice and a litre of cranberry juice for my dear friend Andy!!

And a Bud for my dear friend Testify!!

Anything else? :wink:

[Jen]

...as much Bud as you've got please

[Heli]

...as much Bud as you've got please

Coming right up!!!

*drags crate of buds from the celler* If you can open it, it's yours!!!

[Keep Rocking]

I think I will go with Jen and take a Bud.

<Yvonne puts a dime in the jukebox>

<sing mode on>a wasted youth is better by far...<sing mode off>

[Testify]

...as much Bud as you've got please

hope u is gonna share that J, i'm over in the corner hehe

oh can i get a bag of crisps please, ready salted, cheers chuck :)

[Jen]

*drags crate of buds from the celler* If you can open it, it's yours!!!


*fishes crowbar out of back pocket*

Cheers!

[Heli]

I think I will go with Jen and take a Bud.

<Yvonne puts a dime in the jukebox>

<sing mode on>a wasted youth is better by far...<sing mode off>

A nice cold Bud for you, Yvonne!! :mrgreen:

Nice choice of song!!! :wink:

[Heli]

...as much Bud as you've got please

hope u is gonna share that J, i'm over in the corner hehe

oh can i get a bag of crisps please, ready salted, cheers chuck :)

coming up!!

*throws ready salted crisps over into the corner*

Oops sorry Neil, wrong corner!!! :oops:

*throws another pack to T's corner*

[Testify]

cheers hehe :D

[Keep Rocking]

Yvonne is now sitting happily in the corner with the other Bud-guys (hoping that Heli can bring the supplies fast enough :wink: )

What song shall i choose next? I've got a pocket full of dimes...

[Testify]

oh put Runnin' for the red light on hehe

[Jen]

*heads to T's corner with the crate of Bud*

...you gotta share yer crisps though ok

Oh... and think we'll be needing another crate soon... if ya don't mind

[Testify]

*heads to T's corner with the crate of Bud*

...you gotta share yer crisps though ok

Oh... and think we'll be needing another crate soon... if ya don't mind

hmmmm ok, pass us another bud then... :D

[Keep Rocking]

oh put Runnin' for the red light on hehe

ok here it is:Runnin' for the red light

and the next will be Testify

<opening another Bud> CHEERS

[Testify]

hehe nice one....

....you've all gota sing the next one btw :P

[Heli]

Now this is what I love about this site!! Look at you both, so chilled and sharing!! Awww i think i'm almost happy now!!! :wink:

I love this song!!! Tiquilas for all!!!!!! :lol:

[AndyK]

More vodka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to dilute this cranberry jooce :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Heli]

More vodka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to dilute this cranberry jooce :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*passes three more bottles over to Andy* Here you are sweetie!!

Do you know where the apple juice is???

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heli - line the BUDs up mate - i'm on a mission tonite

<FA puts coin in juke box>

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
[LP version: Coca-Cola]
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

[Keep Rocking]

I'm not sure if you want to hear me sing (as my boyfriend always says:"I always believed that EVERYBODY has at least a little bit of sense for music/right tones, but you convinced me the other way :? )

But you asked for it, so you'll get it :twisted:

<false and shrieky sing mode on> I get up from the ground in the middle of the morning, upo from the ground in the middle of the evening,...<false and shrieky sing mode off> I will stop singing, if you give me another beer :twisted:

And afterwards my all time favourite: Out of the frying pan! I know we only heard it yesterday, but I just can't get enough of this song.

Ah and Flying Mouse: when will be the Bingo evening? Please not on friday-I will be on a hockey game then

[Heli]

Right two buds coming up!!!

Why don't we listen to Forever Young!! Dedicated to us!!!!

[Keep Rocking]

Forever Young?
Great choice! But with all these Buds inside me I allways get sentimental and sure as hell will start crying. It remembers me of the three great shows back in october/november

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

heli - finished them - 2 more please

another song

very appropriate for me today :cry:

Meet me downtown on the corner
I'll be waiting in a big yellow cab
Don't bring a suitcase
You won't need a thing
There'll be no worries
Where Angels sing
I got my ticket in my hand
Oh the price is paid in full
No man can stop me
Their words won't sting you
No dreams will haunt you
Where Angels sing
I get so weary
On this troubled road
Unlock these chains
And gently rock me home
Beyond the clouds and the rain
Where Angels sing
Where Angels sing
Where lies can't hurt me
The flesh desert me
No in or out
No loss or doubt
No living with or doing without
Where money ain't the power king
And kindness is the most precious thing
Where Angels sing
Oh, where Angels sing
Where time means nothing
No hustle
No one rushing
No dark of night
No hate or spite
No wrong or right
No day or night
No towns or no cities
There's no pain, no pity
Where hunger is no longer
And a good man just gets stronger
Where Angels sing
Where Angels sing
Where Angels sing
Where Angels sing
Where Angels sing

[black dog]

Drinks all round in the chatroom please. We may even get a French duet later from out continental friends in there.

[Keep Rocking]

OOOps!
Already that late?
I will stay till the last notes of Forever Young and then walking unsteadily home.
See you tomorrow guys.

Yvonne

[Heli]

Aww FA!!! I am really sorry! *Big Hug*!!

And when you really really need it the most thats when rock and roll fans come through!!

[Heli]

Right what I'll do is i'll leave a crate of buds there for everone who wants a bud, then for everyone who doesn't want a bud just tell me what yu want and i'll try get it right!!

[black dog]

Great songs on the jukebox tonight. Can we have BOOH later Fallen Angel?

[mariella]

Is it too late to have tea?

xxx

Mariella

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

this is for the chatroom


Every night I grab some money and I go down to the bar
I got my buddies and a beer, I got a dream, I need a car
You got me begging on my knees, c'mon and throw the dog a bone
A man he doesn't live by rock 'n roll and brew alone
Baby baby, baby baby
Chorus: [
Rock 'n roll and brew, rock 'n roll and brew
They don't mean a thing when I compare 'em next to you
Rock 'n roll and brew, rock 'n roll and brew
I know that you and I oh we got better things to do
I don't know who you are or what you do, or where you go when you're not around
I don't know anything about you baby, but you're everything I'm dreaming of
I don't know who you are, but you're a real dead ringer for love
A real dead ringer for love
]
(girl:) Ever since I can remember you been hanging 'round this joint
You been trying to look away but now you finally got the point
I don't have to know your name and I won't tell you what to do
But a girl - she doesn't live by only rock 'n roll and brew
Baby baby, baby baby - chorus
You got the kind of legs that do more than walk
(girl:) I don't have to listen to your whimpering talk
(boy:) Listen you got the kind of eyes that do more than see
(girl:) You got a lotta nerve to come on to me
(boy:) You got the kind of lips that do more than drink
(girl:) You got the kind of mind that does less than think
But since I'm feeling kinda lonely and my defenses are low
Why don't you give it a shot and get it ready to go
I'm looking for anonymous and fleeting satisfaction
And I want to tell my daddy I'll be missing in action
Ever since I can remember I've been hanging 'round this joint
My daddy never noticed, now he'll finally get the point
(boy:) You got me beggin' on my knees, c'mon and throw the dog a bone
A man he doesn't live by rock 'n roll and brew alone
Baby baby - chorus
Dead ringer for love
Dead ringer for love - dead ringer

[Heli]

Is it too late to have tea?

xxx

Mariella

Not at all!! What will it be??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

This is for Black dog - and everyone else who have supported me today


The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky
And a killer's on the bloodshot streets
And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat
Oh Baby you're the only thing in this whole world
that's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But i gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole
Everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost
And I know that I'm damned if I never get out
And maybe I'm damned if I do
But with every other beat I got left in my heart
You know I'd rather be damned with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
If Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you
Oh Baby you're the only thing in this whole world
that's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you
I can see myself tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is raw but my soul is ripe
And no one's gonna stop me now
I gotta make my escape
But I can't stop thinking of you
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late
I never see the sudden curve till it's way too late
Then I'm dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere is tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *I'm Gonna Love Her For Both Of Us blasts out of the juke.Landlord jumps on the bar and starts singing along at the top of his voice and spilling his beer everywhere :mrgreen: *

[Testify]

bud over here please..... :D

[Heli]

Wow!!!!! I have to say that has really made me feel better to hear that song!!!!

Another bud??

[mariella]

Is it too late to have tea?

xxx

Mariella

Not at all!! What will it be??
I must be really blonde this evening - please forgive me...I am Dutch :lol:
What I meant was 'can I please drink tea'?

xxx

Mariella

T. this is going good this evening, isn't it!

Great music, by the way!

[black dog]

Thanks for the song Fallen Angel

[Heli]

:twisted: *I'm Gonna Love Her For Both Of Us blasts out of the juke.Landlord jumps on the bar and starts singing along at the top of his voice and spilling his beer everywhere :mrgreen: *

**Joins Neil, spilling her apple Juice everywhere**

Wooo!!! Everyone help yourself now!!!

[airhead]

Hi everyone again!

Just because i'm collecting glasses it doesn't mean i can't sing!

Modern Man (girls version of modern girl)

Once a beautiful miss america
married mr right
had a little baby girl
born on a stormy night
But that was once upon a time
now it's a brand new world
gimmie the future
gimmie the future
gimmie the future with a modern man

Somewhere just between the past
and somethin' dawnin' new
theres a break in the chain
a skip in the clock
Boy thats where i'm gonna find you
Between the girl i was before
and what i'm gonna be
Theres a clash on the border
a flame in the sky
boy thats where your gonna find me

Can't you here the planet groaning
like a broken down machine
Rusted with the guilty tears of fallen kings and queens
But you and I stand innocent
Baby it's a brand new world
gimmie the future
gimmie the future
gimmie the future with a modern man

We're the son and the daughter on a new freeway
Laughing while the road maps blow away
We're the son and the daughter and we aint afraid
Won't be making the mistakes our fathers made
Gimmie the future,
gimmie the future
gimmie the future with a modern man

gimmie the future
gimmie the future
gimmie the future with a modern man

Once a beautiful miss America
married mr right
had a little baby boy
born on a stormy night
But that was once upon a ime
now it's a brand new world
Gimmie the future
gimmie the future
gimmie the future with a modern man!


Oh thank you, you're all lovely, oh, wanna kiss me Andy? Okay on the cheek, on the cheek! :lol:

Oh, heli, could you make me a creamy emma? The recipes on page 16 i think!

[Testify]

music is wicked aint it mariella....


....J u want another bud??

[Heli]

Is it too late to have tea?

xxx

Mariella

Not at all!! What will it be??
I must be really blonde this evening - please forgive me...I am Dutch :lol:
What I meant was 'can I please drink tea'?

xxx

Mariella

T. this is going good this evening, isn't it!

Great music, by the way!

Oh sorry, it could mean both, it's just i assumed it was never too late for a spot of tea!! lol!!!

Just help your self mariella!!!

[Jen]

...you hafta ask T???

...and I thought you knew me...

:lol:

[AndyK]

Is it too late to have tea?

xxx

Mariella

Not at all!! What will it be??
I must be really blonde this evening - please forgive me...I am Dutch :lol:
What I meant was 'can I please drink tea'?

xxx

Mariella

T. this is going good this evening, isn't it!

Great music, by the way!

Oh sorry, it could mean both, it's just i assumed it was never too late for a spot of tea!! lol!!!

Just help your self mariella!!!

Make sure she has milk with that tea Heli :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

Wooo!!! Everyone help yourself now!!!

:twisted: Don't say that.You'll bankrupt me 8O
It's already happy hour all day & night :lol:

[Testify]

...you hafta ask T???

...and I thought you knew me...

:lol:


hehe.......... dont suppose we cud have a few crates to last the nite cud we?

[AndyK]

OK no problem............ (*takes bottles out of crates and passes the crates over the bar*) .... what you gonna do with them?

[Jen]

...what T meant was...

Could we have a few dozen crates OF BUD to last the night please?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

fallen angel had enough to drink - but would still like to thank everyone for help/support today

off to bed now - if i can find door

[heat]

Whiskey - Bottle - now - no questions... :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Heli]

Woah!!!!! What the heck happened here last night!!!!

*steps over Andy snoozing on the floor* Come on everyone, time to go to work!!

*steps in a puddle of something* !!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh please don't tell me Andy and Neil had that competiotion on who could drink more with out going to the loo!!!

Gross!!!!!!

Well I aint cleaning this place up!!!! :twisted:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!! 8O

found the back door - and slept in the beer garden with the rabbits :roll:

[Heli]

WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!! 8O

found the back door - and slept in the beer garden with the rabbits :roll:

Rabbits!?!?! What Rabbits???? 8O

Oh Andy, your cheque is in the post!!! :wink:

[airhead]

Hi all, caretaker and glass collecter here

*steps in puddle too*

Oh yuck (gag) pass the bucket and mop please heli...

*starts mopping, getting greener and greener*

Oh yuck, andy, please in future please put a sign up saying "Toilet" In the appropriate place please...

*has to stop, runs to window and thows up all contents of her stomach into the flower bed outside*

Heli... Pass us... a ... cup of coffee and a neurofen... I could never handle pee or sick...

*throws up some more out of window*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

heli - these rabbits


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[Testify]

can i have diet coke please wit sliced lemon n ice.... cheers

[airhead]

(bluech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*vomits again after trying again at puddle of wee*

[Testify]

second thoughts.... i'll come back when thats cleaned up

[AndyK]

It'll be cleaned up very shortly............ (*passes bucket, mop and rubber golves to airhead*)

[airhead]

ggggggrrrrrrr..... :evil:

Who cares if i'm ill....

Huh!!!!!!!!

(ignores strange sounds emmitting from stomach and scrubs up floor)

HAPPY NOW?!?

*Runs to toilet and is sick again*

I KNEW i shouldn't have eaten that curry.

[AndyK]

Thank you! And sorry to hear you're ill.... we've got a bottle of Milk Of Magnesia behind the bar somewhere, you want some?

[airhead]

No thanks andy, nice of you to offer :)

Just that i can't handle p**s. I'll be better later!

But, if Jack Black wants to come around and comfort me, i'm sure that can be arranged :twisted: :devil:

[Testify]

does that mean i can get my coke now??? :P

[mariella]

Hi T.! - good to see you here this evening!
This place looks nice and clean now :D ...can I have a cup of tea, please?

xxx

Mariella

Airhead...should I know Jack Black?

[AndyK]

You not want anything stronger Mariella? I'm celebrating, why not join me?

[mariella]

Okay, how can I resist such an offer, Andy...what is it you are celebrating?
...and what are you drinking?

xxx

Mariella

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

hi

mines a bud please

Andy what are u celebrating