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Be-aut-i-fuuuul.... alcomohol, nicotine, Meat and company... does life get any better? :D
.......maybe yip or not but any chance of a wee pint ;) :D
for all who's birthday i've missed it's my round i'm having a jack d with ice
anyone serving tonight.........
I'll do the duties if you are still around...
Doubles of everything please... ;-)
Separately or in the one glass?
Actually, I think we'd better make it champagne all round, please... ;-)
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Who is serving tonight........i need a stiff drink........:hic:
You'll need to fight me for it....
Try me lol.........:rambo: :twisted:
Well it's sleepy time for me now so feel free, drink away...!
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 03:00
Well it's sleepy time for me now so feel free, drink away...!
:twisted: You tryin to bankrupt me? :yikes:
I do have a wedding to pay for you know :shock:
:lmao:
Don't blame me for you and MsZee's problems...
NIGHT
Rockette
25 May 2006, 03:23
:twisted: You tryin to bankrupt me? :yikes:
I do have a wedding to pay for you know :shock:
:lmao:
Just call the wedding off. It's gonna cost you a bomb when the roof collapses on the local church on Sunday when I walk in anway. :D
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 04:43
:twisted: Pulls pint of cider, puts "Love Is In The Air" on the jukebox, and does cheesy dance to it* :yay:
:shock:
Rockette
25 May 2006, 05:05
Hmmm. He who dances last, dances alone for sure
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 05:15
Hmmm. He who dances last, dances alone for sure
:twisted: *without missing a beat, turns and says........*
Yes, and im usually the last one in this house :mrgreen:
*continues to dance badly :yay: *
Rockette
25 May 2006, 05:17
Maybe you should contact Richard Gere for some dance lessons?
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 05:21
:twisted: *without missing a beat, turns and says........*
Richard Who? :mrgreen:
*continues to dance badly :yay: *
Rockette
25 May 2006, 05:35
Just make sure you don't spill your drink. Maybe you could try Antonio Banderas then for dance lessons?
Alternatively, there's Arthur Murray.... Have we chosen a tune for the bridal waltz, yet?
Long time since i've been here... things changed??? no, not really. Can i have a lunch??
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 14:12
:twisted: You certainly can Tim :D
So how's things?, not seen you in quite a while
You recon you can make it to the wedding on Sunday?
:twisted: You certainly can Tim :D
So how's things?, not seen you in quite a while
You recon you can make it to the wedding on Sunday?
How did I know I will find you here??? Shish...
White Wine please....................
White Wine please....................
Govn'r ain't in...hiding...
How about a chat and a White Russian (don't tell Zina) with it. It is what I used to drink last when I had to quit.
The Flying Mouse
26 May 2006, 14:39
How did I know I will find you here??? Shish...
:twisted: You see how is starts folks? :shock:
And we haven't even reached the wedding yet :roll:
Still darling, at least you know i'm not up to any mischief in here :mrgreen:
Now does anybody need serving?
SuperLoafMan
26 May 2006, 15:03
I could do with a drink FM.....;)
:twisted: You see how is starts folks? :shock:
And we haven't even reached the wedding yet :roll:
Still darling, at least you know i'm not up to any mischief in here :mrgreen:
Now does anybody need serving?
You must be drunk out of your gourd...again...I ain't shore what to do with yer butt anymore...
DIZZY DRUMMER
26 May 2006, 23:14
I need BUD
Bartender - pleaze line them up !!!!!!!!!!
The Flying Mouse
27 May 2006, 00:56
You must be drunk out of your gourd...again...I ain't shore what to do with yer butt anymore...
:twisted: I supose "cuddle it" would be the wrong answer oh loveliest of loafers of mine? :mrgreen:
The Flying Mouse
27 May 2006, 00:56
I need BUD
Bartender - pleaze line them up !!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: Consider em lined Sharon :D
anyone still in here?
I is.
Any specials on tonight?
I is.
Any specials on tonight?
only me:lol: :oops:
only me:lol: :oops:
Goes without saying but I can't drink you can I?
Goes without saying but I can't drink you can I?
Um let me think about that - you could make it a dot and tonic........:twisted:
:twisted: I supose "cuddle it" would be the wrong answer oh loveliest of loafers of mine? :mrgreen:
Ummm...I went and got drunk myself...now...ummm...cuddle your butt? Are you kidding?
Rockette
27 May 2006, 12:37
Ummm...I went and got drunk myself...now...ummm...cuddle your butt? Are you kidding?
:shock: Not before the nuptials surely?:shock:
:shock: Not before the nuptials surely?:shock:
Even after nuptials I think about cudding the butt twice...
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 00:21
:twisted: Well folks, it's the managers last night of freedom before the wedding tomorrow.
Let's make it a good one shall we :mrgreen:
Now before we go ANY further, I know what it IS traditional to play perhaps a small prank on the groom the night before his wedding, like sending him to another country chained up :shock: .
Let me make this VERY CLEAR right now.
If, tomorrow morning, I wake up to find myself naked and chained to a lamp post in the Rockman Record with a load of Jim Steinman fans looking at me thinking WTF? :wtf: then the person responsable will be barred from this pub for all time :evil:
And even worse, i'll tell her ladyship who you are :bicker:
Now.........
*pours self pint*
As the bride herself was kind enough to suply the strippers, bring on the dancing girls :mrgreen: ..............
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
*nudges Chris, eh mate I think that one on the left is eyeing you up there :wink: *
So what is the Groom having to drink before his Big Day then?
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 03:43
So what is the Groom having to drink before his Big Day then?
:twisted: Thanks Ross :D
Very civil of you sir :mrgreen:
I'll take a brandy :wink:
:twisted: You certainly can Tim :D
So how's things?, not seen you in quite a while
You recon you can make it to the wedding on Sunday?
Huh?? what wdding???
I"m okay FM. HOw are you?? Lots change over here!
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 16:01
:twisted: WOW :shock:
What a night :roll:
Went on a pub crawl.
Started here, went to The Merry Loafer (naked wire), and The King James (karaokeinfo).
Hell of a night :lol:
Oh, and thanks for the strippers darling :wink:
Right, better go start getting ready :up:
Got to look my best, the bride ALWAYS looks her best so only fair I make an effort :wink:
:twisted: WOW :shock:
What a night :roll:
Went on a pub crawl.
Started here, went to The Merry Loafer (naked wire), and The King James (karaokeinfo).
Hell of a night :lol:
Oh, and thanks for the strippers darling :wink:
Right, better go start getting ready :up:
Got to look my best, the bride ALWAYS looks her best so only fair I make an effort :wink:
Hope you're not hungover.
I will be popping out soon but I will be back for 5!!!
MAY I BE THE FIRST TO OFFER MR AND MRS MOUSE A DRINK!!!!
As I'm making a quick exit.
See ya!
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 19:27
:twisted: *Carries Mrs Mouse over the threashold :mrgreen:
Thanks Ross, and thanks for playing at the wedding :D
Right folks, it's party time here at The Bat :D
DRINKS ALL ROUND :D
*live party now in the chatroom :wink: *
Hypnobabe
28 May 2006, 19:29
*Hands beautifully wrapped expensive present to Mr and Mrs Mouse*
There you go, hope it's what you wanted, I couldn't find your wedding list... congrats x
We're in the chatroom...come?
This is wonderful...thank you all for coming and for everything...
Hope the festivites were well enjoyed .... no hangovers tomorrow I hope?
I really don't understand the crap.
Okay... a coffee please.
Vodka and paracetamol, please.
First wedding pic...
http://www.sillyanimals.com/funpages/all/lovefunpage/bride-groomd.jpg
Vodka and paracetamol, please.
I released church into your care...
http://www.evisionarts.com/images/templates/dog/wedding.jpg
:cheers: nice cold pint please!!
*gets coffee for Tim*
* gets nice cold pint for ben*
enjoy ...:D
can i have a cup of tea please? :lol:
The Flying Mouse
29 May 2006, 22:37
:twisted: You certainly can madam :D
*gets coffee for Tim*
* gets nice cold pint for ben*
enjoy ...:D
can i have a cup of tea please? :lol:
cheers bren!
..........right then I'll make my own...:cool:
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Oh look, honey!!! Looks like wedding presents started pouring in...
Thanks, Gerry...now if only I could figure out how to use this thing...but contents definitely will come handy...
..........right then I'll make my own...:cool:
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Looks like you have enough to share there Gerry :roll:
Place looks kind of empty...need to drum up some new business!
Place looks kind of empty...need to drum up some new business!
Why don't you and hubby sing?
Why don't you and hubby sing?
hmmm that'll fill the place..hihi
one coffee please
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 13:45
hmmm that'll fill the place..hihi
one coffee please
:twisted: Comin right up :D
I better go see if the Mrs wants a coffee too :coffee: .
She's a cafine junkie :lol:
She's got me jumping through hoops since the wedding :lol: .
We would sing, but she always picks Paradise, and she enjoys kicking hell out of my during the argument scene :shock:
Don't think I could take any more bruises right now :lol:
What the hell have I got myself into :doh:
:lmao:
She's got me jumping through hoops since the wedding :lol: .
:lmao:
Sounds like a fun wedding night ;)
Sounds like a fun wedding night ;)
yeehhaaa...hihi
ah well thats the main reason right...having fun;)
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 16:10
Sounds like a fun wedding night ;)
:twisted: It was so wrong, in so so so so so so so many ways, but yet still right :shock:
:lmao:
:twisted: It was so wrong, in so so so so so so so many ways, but yet still right :shock:
:lmao:
We await your next blog update with Bated Breath.
Why don't you and hubby sing?
That would be some duet...when I sing...all dogs bark and howl...
:twisted: Comin right up :D
I better go see if the Mrs wants a coffee too :coffee: .
She's a cafine junkie :lol:
She's got me jumping through hoops since the wedding :lol: .
We would sing, but she always picks Paradise, and she enjoys kicking hell out of my during the argument scene :shock:
Don't think I could take any more bruises right now :lol:
What the hell have I got myself into :doh:
:lmao:
You know...why don't you work a little harder rather than blubble here all day? Remember that diamond ring we've seen the other day? Well, I need it...Also, mink coat??? Just work and keep on drumming up business...and shut your pie hole (is that British or American???)
Yeah, Paradise I can sing...one song...don't hit all the notes...but certainly hit all the butts...
Hunni...you wanna divorce or somefink??? Forget about it...
:twisted: It was so wrong, in so so so so so so so many ways, but yet still right :shock:
:lmao:
Ummm....:oops: Does everybody have to know???
We await your next blog update with Bated Breath.
You want my entry of the blog??? Here it goes...
THE MAN HAD A FREAKING HEADACHE!!!
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 18:54
That would be some duet...when I sing...all dogs bark and howl...
:twisted: Well you had me HOWLING during the wedding night darling :mrgreen:
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 18:57
You know...why don't you work a little harder rather than blubble here all day? Remember that diamond ring we've seen the other day? Well, I need it...Also, mink coat??? Just work and keep on drumming up business...and shut your pie hole (is that British or American???)
Yeah, Paradise I can sing...one song...don't hit all the notes...but certainly hit all the butts...
Hunni...you wanna divorce or somefink??? Forget about it...
:twisted: Did anyone ever tell you your cute when your angry? :mrgreen:
*says under his breath, if they did, they didn't survive :lmao: *
Whatever you say darling :wink:
sounds on the rocks already!
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 18:58
You want my entry of the blog??? Here it goes...
THE MAN HAD A FREAKING HEADACHE!!!
:twisted: I'll take discretion over valour on this one :wink:
:twisted: Well you had me HOWLING during the wedding night darling :mrgreen:
And that's all you're good for...now...get back to work...NOW!!!
:twisted: Did anyone ever tell you your cute when your angry? :mrgreen:
*says under his breath, if they did, they didn't survive :lmao: *
Whatever you say darling :wink:
Keep an eye on the prize...that is correct...whatever I say...
:twisted: I'll take discretion over valour on this one :wink:
Oh yeah...you have something to say, dear? Just say it...right in front of these good people...only friends here anyway...SAY IT!
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 22:39
And that's all you're good for...now...get back to work...NOW!!!
:twisted: Would you folks EVER believe it if I told you it was my masculinity that attracted her to me in the 1st place? :shock:
No, didn't think so :roll:
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 22:41
Keep an eye on the prize...that is correct...whatever I say...
:twisted: PRIZE?
What is this?
The darts comp already? :shock:
Listen, I know how to play dumb :wink:
Or am I simply dumb? :wtf:
:twisted: Would you folks EVER believe it if I told you it was my masculinity that attracted her to me in the 1st place? :shock:
No, didn't think so :roll:
Masculinity??? It was your fat wallet...that's what attracted me to you...what did you think...your looks got me here??? You are a dead ringer for what's his name...the singer...what...oh...now I remember...Meat Loaf...
:twisted: PRIZE?
What is this?
The darts comp already? :shock:
Listen, I know how to play dumb :wink:
Or am I simply dumb? :wtf:
Well, before the wedding...I was throwing darts at your picture...now that I have a real thing.............................................
Dear...do I have to answer the last question in public *sighs deeply and sadly*
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 23:44
Masculinity??? It was your fat wallet...that's what attracted me to you...what did you think...your looks got me here??? You are a dead ringer for what's his name...the singer...what...oh...now I remember...Meat Loaf...
:twisted: Who darling? :lmao:
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 23:46
Well, before the wedding...I was throwing darts at your picture...now that I have a real thing.............................................
Dear...do I have to answer the last question in public *sighs deeply and sadly*
:twisted: Thank god your aim is still bad :lol:
Not really dear.
I don't want the embarasment of public compliments :wink:
:twisted: Who darling? :lmao:
Oh I don't know...some American singer...I think the name might be Meat something??? Meat Loaf??? I thought it was Meat Loaf...
:twisted: Thank god your aim is still bad :lol:
Not really dear.
I don't want the embarasment of public compliments :wink:
One of these days, Alice...one of these days...
Oh darling...ummm...about last night...you were wonderful...could you please...next time...do the same thing...only lower? Or was I thinking it should be higher...let me think about it...point is...it was wonderful but just not at all right....
a nice cold pint please kind sir
And i'll have a southern Comfort, please
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 23:55
Oh I don't know...some American singer...I think the name might be Meat something??? Meat Loaf??? I thought it was Meat Loaf...
:twisted: Oh yeah, I remember now :D
Pretty good singer :up:
:lmao:
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 23:57
One of these days, Alice...one of these days...
Oh darling...ummm...about last night...you were wonderful...could you please...next time...do the same thing...only lower? Or was I thinking it should be higher...let me think about it...point is...it was wonderful but just not at all right....
:twisted: What?That Cooper bloke who was in last night?
I'll be more than willing to give it another go tonight my love :mrgreen:
I WAS rather wonderful wasn't I? :lmao:
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 23:58
a nice cold pint please kind sir
:twisted: There you go sir :D
The Flying Mouse
31 May 2006, 23:59
And i'll have a southern Comfort, please
:twisted: Comin right up madam :D
:twisted: There you go sir :D
thats hit the spot!:cheers:
:twisted: What?That Cooper bloke who was in last night?
I'll be more than willing to give it another go tonight my love :mrgreen:
I WAS rather wonderful wasn't I? :lmao:
Nah...not Cooper - Honeymooners - oh well...that's what happens when you're dealing with Britishmen...
Were you wonderful...umm...well, if you say so yourself...but try harder, eh?
There's not fun drinking with you pair bickering like that...!!!
And how is the happy couple? Missing from chat, I see. And I have to leave soon. Oh, well, have fun :)) Btw, certain fellow's on forum right this minute.
The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 02:13
There's not fun drinking with you pair bickering like that...!!!
:twisted: Bickering? :shock:
This is us being positivly playful :lmao:
You don't wanna be around if we start bickering :yikes:
We have a great way of making up though :wink:
The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 02:17
And how is the happy couple? Missing from chat, I see. And I have to leave soon. Oh, well, have fun :)) Btw, certain fellow's on forum right this minute.
:twisted: Mrs Mouse is just fine thanks :mrgreen:
She's just having a lie down at the moment.
Poor dear had a manicure this afternoon, and it's quite worn the little darling out :cry:
:lol:
rofl; give the Missus my regards, and you, too; maybe I'll see at least one of you tomorrow!!!??? Have to go soon. Fellow has left, btw.
And how is the happy couple? Missing from chat, I see. And I have to leave soon. Oh, well, have fun :)) Btw, certain fellow's on forum right this minute.
Fellow? Which fellow? *Perks up*...Did Owen Wilson stop by?
There's not fun drinking with you pair bickering like that...!!!
Ross...this is not bickering...this is called...
Love and marriage, love and marriage...
Go together like a horse and carriage
This, I'll tell you brother...
You can't have one without the other...
:twisted: Bickering? :shock:
This is us being positivly playful :lmao:
You don't wanna be around if we start bickering :yikes:
We have a great way of making up though :wink:
Honey...I couldn't have said it better...wow...sounds like poetry...maybe I should write lyrics to the song with this...let's see...
And you said nothing at all...
And I couldn't have said it better myself...
Wow...I see beginnings of the song...
rofl; give the Missus my regards, and you, too; maybe I'll see at least one of you tomorrow!!!??? Have to go soon. Fellow has left, btw.
*Still pondering who fellow was*...Brad Pitt? Hugh Grant?
i need a beer....:lol:
One beer coming up!!!
*Kicks husband under the table*...mind customers!!!
The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 03:54
One beer coming up!!!
*Kicks husband under the table*...mind customers!!!
Sorry dearest :oops:
That bloody hurt that did :?
don't kick to hard...I'd have to wait even longer for my beer..
better be friendly to eachother honeys..
:cool:
*Still pondering who fellow was*...Brad Pitt? Hugh Grant?
Not with the initials of ML!!!:D
don't kick to hard...I'd have to wait even longer for my beer..
better be friendly to eachother honeys..
:cool:
Well...this is how our prelude to better things works...
Not with the initials of ML!!!:D
Martin Lawrence??? Nah...he doesn't do anything for me...
BTW...got tickets for July show!!! Excited!!!
The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 19:11
BTW...got tickets for July show!!! Excited!!!
:twisted: And I supose i'm suposed to stay at home and do the dishes? :roll:
:twisted: And I supose i'm suposed to stay at home and do the dishes? :roll:
Oh dear...I did invite you...but you do love those dishes better than me...
BTW...got tickets for July show!!! Excited!!!
Will be doing so soon; just found out today about it. Where are your seats?
Will be doing so soon; just found out today about it. Where are your seats?
Row F??? Guess it's 6th row?
The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 20:27
Oh dear...I did invite you...but you do love those dishes better than me...
:twisted: Darling, I love you more than even the dishes ;) .
And I love the dishes a lot :heart: :mrgreen:
:twisted: Darling, I love you more than even the dishes ;) .
And I love the dishes a lot :heart: :mrgreen:
SO GO AND WASH THEM ALREADY!!!
I have my ticket now, :D :D :D :yay: :yay: :cheer: :)) :))
Section A, Row I, seat 8 - 3 rows behind you.
Neil, try to come over...it would be a blast!!:twisted:
Anyone serving here tonight???
what'll you have heat? drinks on me
Hi all. Do you have a Budweiser on exact the right temperature...? If so, can you send it my way then?
Ooohhh... i'd love a southern comfort, thanks!!!
Hiya Ankie hun
* hands heat a southern comfort*
enjoy :D
Ahhhh... that hits the spot...
Ta hun xxxx
djfierce
01 Jun 2006, 22:40
DRINKS ON ME GUYS!!!! :cheers:
I'M BACK and with a babe to give me even less time on the site
Hi Bren Good to see a familier face umm name :oops:
thanks hun..I'll like a coffee please
djfierce
01 Jun 2006, 23:30
COFFEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :lmao:
Oh ok then i'll join ya with a juice :p
COFFEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :lmao:
Oh ok then i'll join ya with a juice :p
:shock:yes I prefer coffee instead of any alcoholic drink right now..
so coffee..and it chaep..hehe
with the little kid around you don't want it to get expensive..;)
DRINKS ON ME GUYS!!!! :cheers:
I'M BACK and with a babe to give me even less time on the site
Hi Bren Good to see a familier face umm name :oops:
good to see you too :D
DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Jun 2006, 23:14
Bud Plz
:hic:
Bren! We haven't met yet, so g'day, and given the barman (or should that be barcouple?) have vanished, may I have a double scotch, please? :D
DIZZY DRUMMER
03 Jun 2006, 01:19
** FA helps herself as no bar staff around** :hic: :hic:
Right, while he's ranting in his church, I'm here... I need a double scotch, and fast.... please. :D
djfierce
03 Jun 2006, 20:40
*pokes her head in*
helloooooooo!!!
*nuttin' but an echo*
*pops back out but not before topping up tab in case anyone else wants a drink*
Right, while he's ranting in his church, I'm here... I need a double scotch, and fast.... please. :D
Great, madam, double scotch coming right up!!!
The Flying Mouse
04 Jun 2006, 00:50
Great, madam, double scotch coming right up!!!
:twisted: Trained her up quick didn't I ? :mrgreen:
:twisted: Trained her up quick didn't I ? :mrgreen:
Yes, you did, dear...you're a great teacher, darling!!! *smooch*
The Flying Mouse
04 Jun 2006, 00:56
:twisted: And you are the lovliest of students darling :wink:
*smooch*
Right back attcha baby :mrgreen:
SuperLoafMan
04 Jun 2006, 13:53
Strong cup of coffee anyone, I have a terrible Headache!!
I have coffee... and Anadin Extra!!!!
Orange juice if there's any going please
Can't remember if this place has a verranda to sit out on warm sunny days. Ah the joys of swatting bugs away and getting splinters while you eat outside on a hot day...;)
Orange juice if there's any going please
Can't remember if this place has a verranda to sit out on warm sunny days. Ah the joys of swatting bugs away and getting splinters while you eat outside on a hot day...;)
do you what a vodka with that?:D
The Flying Mouse
05 Jun 2006, 16:02
:twisted: *pours self a pint*
Would my beautiful bat care to join me? :mrgreen:
*I'm trying to get on wifey's good side :lmao: *
:twisted: *pours self a pint*
Would my beautiful bat care to join me? :mrgreen:
*I'm trying to get on wifey's good side :lmao: *
All play and no work...makes wifey not so happy camper...now...about that pint...make mine a margharita...will pass on pint today...
The Flying Mouse
05 Jun 2006, 19:49
All play and no work...makes wifey not so happy camper...now...about that pint...make mine a margharita...will pass on pint today...
:twisted: Whatever you say darling :mrgreen:
:twisted: Whatever you say darling :mrgreen:
Oh my dear lord...that's the best you can come up with. I do leave you speechless, don't I?
The Flying Mouse
05 Jun 2006, 22:20
Oh my dear lord...that's the best you can come up with. I do leave you speechless, don't I?
The Flying Mouse
05 Jun 2006, 22:21
:twisted: See my love, completly speechless for a minute there :lmao:
:twisted: See my love, completly speechless for a minute there :lmao:
I see...*giggle, giggle, giggle*....
mmmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
The Flying Mouse
05 Jun 2006, 22:34
I see...*giggle, giggle, giggle*....
mmmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
:twisted: You have such a cute laugh my darling :heart:
*Tickles wife's waist* :mrgreen:
We caertainly are playful tonight aren't we? :lol:
*heat covers her eyes...*
Is it safe to look????
:twisted: You have such a cute laugh my darling :heart:
*Tickles wife's waist* :mrgreen:
We caertainly are playful tonight aren't we? :lol:
Waist??? Tickles my waist??? Honey...it's either lower or higher...hahahahaha...
*heat covers her eyes...*
Is it safe to look????
Of course, it's safe...nothing but legally married people here...
The Flying Mouse
06 Jun 2006, 00:09
:twisted: *Gives wife hearty slap on the bottom :mrgreen: *
:twisted: *Gives wife hearty slap on the bottom :mrgreen: *
Ouch, honey...*laughs* I didn't mean right NOW...all men are the same...shish...
Baileys on Ice please
Coming up, dear sir...play a piano for us, Ross?
The Flying Mouse
06 Jun 2006, 02:39
Ouch, honey...*laughs* I didn't mean right NOW...all men are the same...shish...
:twisted: And would you have me any other way my love? :wink:
This avatar is getting to me now...now I started to think I look like that...geez...
The Flying Mouse
06 Jun 2006, 02:43
This avatar is getting to me now...now I started to think I look like that...geez...
:twisted: You are that most beautiful of bats darling :wink:
Still got that ole natural charm :mrgreen:
:twisted: You are that most beautiful of bats darling :wink:
Still got that ole natural charm :mrgreen:
You have to check you vision, darling...otherwise known as Mr. Green...I think I need a new avatar or I will die thinking that I am the ugliest bat there was...
http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7125
Something to entertain guests with...
Coming up, dear sir...play a piano for us, Ross?
Certainly, any requests?
The Flying Mouse
06 Jun 2006, 02:53
You have to check you vision, darling...otherwise known as Mr. Green...I think I need a new avatar or I will die thinking that I am the ugliest bat there was...
:twisted: Well you are always the loveliest of Loaferettes to me my love :wink:
Certainly, any requests?
Sing us a song...you're the piano man...
Sing us a song tonight...
For we all in a mood for a melody...
And you've got us feeling alright...
:twisted: Well you are always the loveliest of Loaferettes to me my love :wink:
You play Blind Before I Stop and the Goven'r will sing...how's that?
The Flying Mouse
06 Jun 2006, 03:12
You play Blind Before I Stop and the Goven'r will sing...how's that?
:twisted: How about I sing.............
Oh my darling, you look wonderful tonight............... :mrgreen:
hic, oh excuse me :oops:
Hey up Neil, how is the dashing groom these days? Can't believe I missed your online wedding, congratulations to you both.
Orange juice please, no vodka. I've gotta sleep one of these days!
The Flying Mouse
06 Jun 2006, 05:27
Hey up Neil, how is the dashing groom these days? Can't believe I missed your online wedding, congratulations to you both.
Orange juice please, no vodka. I've gotta sleep one of these days!
:twisted: Comin right up miss :mrgreen:
:twisted: How about I sing.............
Oh my darling, you look wonderful tonight............... :mrgreen:
hic, oh excuse me :oops:
And that's what you call Blind Before I Stop?
Where is romance, darling???
Hey up Neil, how is the dashing groom these days? Can't believe I missed your online wedding, congratulations to you both.
Orange juice please, no vodka. I've gotta sleep one of these days!
Wouldn't vodka assist with sleep much better???
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 03:14
Wouldn't vodka assist with sleep much better???
:twisted: Now THIS is a barmaid :mrgreen:
anyone serving i need something to help me sleep lol hmm what goes well with sleeping pills??????:shock:
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 03:34
:twisted: Well, we've had many birthdays, and even a wedding held here at The Bat, but right now is the first funeral wake the Bat has ever held.
God bless you our Minty XXX
Love ya baby :wink:
And may you ROCK ON FOREVER.
And apart from the recently deceased, I also call a toast to my Great Uncle Billy, who passes on some years ago, and who was my own personal HERO, and whome I still miss very very much :cry: .
*settles in the corner with a bottle of Jack Daniels, amd some great memories*
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 03:41
:twisted: Now enough of this sentimental bull :shit:
This is a HOWARD funeral :twisted:
WHO WANT'S A FECKING BEER?????????????????????????
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 03:52
send one my way.......
:twisted: SOLD
I'd love a beer, please, Mouse...serve at your own risk, I've been banned from alcomohol. :(
Um, dumb question, but who on earth is Minty?
a beer ..yeah I'd like that too even if it's pretty early out here at the moment..:shock:
Hypnobabe
07 Jun 2006, 11:33
Um, dumb question, but who on earth is Minty?
Glad I'm not the only one wondering that...
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 11:58
:twisted: Minty = Family nickname of the person we cremated yesterday.
Anyway, beer all round :mrgreen:
Hmmm.
There is no smiley for this one, the closest is :lmao: and the only thing that has I want is the tears. :(
Have a double Jack's on me.
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 12:21
Hmmm.
There is no smiley for this one, the closest is :lmao: and the only thing that has I want is the tears. :(
Have a double Jack's on me.
:twisted: No.
We're only allowed to be morbid for 5 minutes, IF THAT.
My family have a very good way of getting rid of our corpses :up: .
The deceased was creamated, and the living got toasted :mrgreen:
Even had our Billy running round the "mourners" yesterday taking their horse racing bets and doing a bookies run :lmao:
I'll still take that JD though :devil:
Bloody hell, poms and the stiff upper lip and all that... :roll: Maudliness (is that even a word??) has its moments of fun.
Btw, while you have that bottle of Jack's open... (hint, hint)... ;)
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 12:52
:twisted: No still upper lip, just the best way to say goodbye to someone :wink:
We celebrate a life rather than mourn a death :up:
Everyone is under the strictest instructions to have a RIOT at mine 8)
I want people drinking :hic: , laughing :lol:, dancing :yay: , singing :whistle: , and heckling the priest :devil:
And if anybody sheds even one tear, i'm gonna haunt them for a week giving them random wedgies :mrgreen:
Maudliness (is that even a word??) has its moments of fun.
No idea if it's a word, and if it is I have no idea what it means :lmao:
Here, have some of that JD :wink:
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 15:09
:twisted: Anyone fancy a beer?
:cheers: :yay: :hic: :mrgreen:
Too early for me, Mousie.. i've to go and pick me laddo's up from Play Group... I'll go for a Cherry Coke though...
BARMAN!
There's a turtle in my beer...
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 15:53
Too early for me, Mousie.. i've to go and pick me laddo's up from Play Group... I'll go for a Cherry Coke though...
:twisted: Comin right up :D
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 15:55
BARMAN!
There's a turtle in my beer...
:twisted: I say barman, what's this turtle doing in my beer?
I believe it's backstoke madam :mrgreen:
*groans loudly ... :lmao: should have seen that coming!
Any chance of a fresh reptile? This one is looking a spot inebriated.
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 16:10
Any chance of a fresh reptile? This one is looking a spot inebriated.
:twisted: It's not coming on to you is it? :shock:
No flirting while I am at work!!! *Private eyes...watching you...watching your every move....*
:twisted: It's not coming on to you is it? :shock:
I should have known it was coming to this...but I must have been blind...
I just popped in for a lunchtime drink anyone around?:hic:
:twisted: It's not coming on to you is it? :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: Well, I never.... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Of course it is, it's a sensible turtle.
Now, if you could spare us one of those trendy little umbrellas that go on the edge of cocktails, we won't charge you for the floorshow.
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 16:22
No flirting while I am at work!!! *Private eyes...watching you...watching your every move....*
:twisted: Flirt?
Moi? :shock:
Darling, I will never flirt with anyone but you while there is breath in my body *looks hurt :sad: *
*Holds breath*
Well hello ladies :mrgreen:
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 16:23
I just popped in for a lunchtime drink anyone around?:hic:
:twisted: Yes :mrgreen:
Drink?
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 16:24
:shock: :shock: :shock: Well, I never.... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Of course it is, it's a sensible turtle.
Now, if you could spare us one of those trendy little umbrellas that go on the edge of cocktails, we won't charge you for the floorshow.
:twisted: OK you can have a brolly.
:twisted: Flirt?
Moi? :shock:
Darling, I will never flirt with anyone but you while there is breath in my body *looks hurt :sad: *
*Holds breath*
Well hello ladies :mrgreen:
Ummm...Right...
:twisted: OK you can have a brolly.
Thank you! We're also going to need some ping pong balls, some loose change, an umbrella stand, a crustacean, and a hydrofoil.
:twisted: Yes :mrgreen:
Drink?
Hmmmm what to have considering got to get in the car in 30min???
Prob wise to have just an orange juice as my driving is bad enough when im sober lol
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 17:45
Ummm...Right...
:twisted: oops, did I say that out loud? :yikes:
Sorry dear :oops:
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 17:46
Thank you! We're also going to need some ping pong balls, some loose change, an umbrella stand, a crustacean, and a hydrofoil.
:twisted: I'm not even gonna ask :doh:
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 17:47
Hmmmm what to have considering got to get in the car in 30min???
Prob wise to have just an orange juice as my driving is bad enough when im sober lol
:twisted: One OJ on the bar :up:
:twisted: I'm not even gonna ask :doh:
Just imagine.... ;)
Is there time for another round before closing?
hope so...I'd like another round..:D
Hypnobabe
07 Jun 2006, 18:35
Any chance of a nice cold Pimm's and lemonade, in honour of the weather?
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 18:42
Just imagine.... ;)
Is there time for another round before closing?
:twisted: Coming up :up:
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 18:43
hope so...I'd like another round..:D
:twisted: Done and done :D
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 18:44
Any chance of a nice cold Pimm's and lemonade, in honour of the weather?
:twisted: There certainly is :wink:
Hypnobabe
07 Jun 2006, 19:01
Ahhhh.... just what I needed.... you can keep all the fruit though, and I've never seen the logic of sticking cucumber in my drink!
Ahhhh.... just what I needed.... you can keep all the fruit though, and I've never seen the logic of sticking cucumber in my drink!
I will not comment on cucumber...I will be good and not comment on "sticking cucumber"...I will be good...
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 19:33
I will not comment on cucumber...I will be good and not comment on "sticking cucumber"...I will be good...
:twisted: See how marrage has mellowed her?
The old mszee would have just posted what was on her mind.
That was positivly tame :D
Now she's married, she's become the new improved self moderating version :mrgreen:
:twisted: See how marrage has mellowed her?
The old mszee would have just posted what was on her mind.
That was positivly tame :D
Now she's married, she's become the new improved self moderating version :mrgreen:
Yep...the first words I've learned since wedding day...Yes, dear...
I have to maintain your reputation as a moderator, darling...
Now...about that cucumber...ummm...can you take a break from serving???
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 19:39
Yep...the first words I've learned since wedding day...Yes, dear...
I have to maintain your reputation as a moderator, darling...
Now...about that cucumber...ummm...can you take a break from serving???
:twisted: See the respect she has for my natural authority? :mrgreen:
Take a break?
Well I supose I could :roll:
*Says in loud voice*
Oh dear, the ciders off.
I'll have to go DOWN THE CELLAR and change the barrel :wink: :wink:
Would you care to help me dear? :mrgreen:
I'll say :cheers: to everyone, as I can't indulge. Hope everyone is fine. Will need iced water with my lunch soon, if I may?
:twisted: See the respect she has for my natural authority? :mrgreen:
Take a break?
Well I supose I could :roll:
*Says in loud voice*
Oh dear, the ciders off.
I'll have to go DOWN THE CELLAR and change the barrel :wink: :wink:
Would you care to help me dear? :mrgreen:
*Scampers down the cellar steps...falls flat on her ass...looks furtively if he has seen her unseemly fall...*
Yes, dear...now...where is that cider???
I'll say :cheers: to everyone, as I can't indulge. Hope everyone is fine. Will need iced water with my lunch soon, if I may?
Sorry, we charge triple for iced water...
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 19:43
*Scampers down the cellar steps...falls flat on her ass...looks furtively if he has seen her unseemly fall...*
Yes, dear...now...where is that cider???
:twisted: *laughs at unseely fall :lmao: .
Get's hit for laughing :cry: *
errrr, the pump is over here dear if you still wanna help me change it :wink:
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 19:44
Sorry, we charge triple for iced water...
:twisted: God, a ruthless buisness woman can be such a turn on :twisted:
:twisted: *laughs at unseely fall :lmao: .
Get's hit for laughing :cry: *
errrr, the pump is over here dear if you still wanna help me change it :wink:
In your dreams, dear...*walks off huffily and rans smack into the wall*...argh...*makes another attempt on the grand exit...and finally manages it*
:twisted: God, a ruthless buisness woman can be such a turn on :twisted:
Have to pay for honeymoon, eh?
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 19:50
Have to pay for honeymoon, eh?
:twisted: Not THAT bloody ruthless :yikes:
:twisted: Not THAT bloody ruthless :yikes:
I thought ruthless was a turn on? *Bats her eyelashes at Mr. FM*
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 19:56
Something strong
:twisted: That'd be me :mrgreen:
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 19:57
I thought ruthless was a turn on? *Bats her eyelashes at Mr. FM*
:twisted: *gets glassy look in eyes* :shock:
:twisted: That'd be me :mrgreen:
As good as you are, I need a drink!
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 20:03
As good as you are, I need a drink!
:twisted: Vodka? :wink:
:twisted: *gets glassy look in eyes* :shock:
*Gets glassy look in her eyes also*
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 20:23
:twisted: *picture from the pub's CCTV of two glassy eyed mouses...
:shock: :shock:
:twisted: God, a ruthless buisness woman can be such a turn on :twisted:
Thanks a lot, both of you :evil:
:twisted: *picture from the pub's CCTV of two glassy eyed mouses...
Ahahahahahahaha...
Ummm...honey...what else you've been taping on a sly???
Thanks a lot, both of you :evil:
Uh oh...somebody is mighty unhappy...hide your children!!! Ginny is coming!!!
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 20:28
Ahahahahahahaha...
Ummm...honey...what else you've been taping on a sly???
:twisted: Home movies ;)
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 20:29
Thanks a lot, both of you :evil:
:twisted: eh? :shock:
Think that's pretty reasonable for water :lol:
:twisted: Home movies ;)
*Gets a shock of her life and faints dead away...*:oops: :oops: :oops:
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