Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast)

[mszee]

:twisted: eh? :shock:
Think that's pretty reasonable for water :lol:

It is, hun...it is...

[The Flying Mouse]

*Gets a shock of her life and faints dead away...*:oops: :oops: :oops:

:twisted: *gets smelling salts out* :lol:

[mszee]

:twisted: *gets smelling salts out* :lol:

*Comes to from smelling salts...the leg kicks in reflex*...oops honey...Honey??? Honey????? Are you ok???? Oh my god...

[The Flying Mouse]

*Comes to from smelling salts...the leg kicks in reflex*...oops honey...Honey??? Honey????? Are you ok???? Oh my god...

:twisted: I think i've broken my nose :doh:

[mszee]

:twisted: I think i've broken my nose :doh:

How tall do you think I am????????????????
Nose??? Twasn't any nose...

[The Flying Mouse]

How tall do you think I am????????????????
Nose??? Twasn't any nose...

:twisted: Well it WAS a hell of a kick :roll:
And your so aerobic darling :wink:

[mszee]

:twisted: Well it WAS a hell of a kick :roll:
And your so aerobic darling :wink:

You wish...nah...hit you right where the sun doesn't shine...unfortunately...

[Caelan]

BEER TIME...you ahve something left sweety?:D

[The Flying Mouse]

BEER TIME...you ahve something left sweety?:D

:twisted: *limps to the bar*
Comin right up.

[heat]

I'll have a Jacky D, please FM

[The Flying Mouse]

I'll have a Jacky D, please FM

:twisted: Here thee go madam :mrgreen:

[heat]

Why, thank you kind sir....

[Caelan]

:twisted: *limps to the bar*
Comin right up.

thanks sweety

[vrg]

How much for more iced water, this time ?:evil:

Why are you limping, :))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Any more for any more? :D

[The Flying Mouse]

How much for more iced water, this time ?:evil:

Why are you limping, :))

:twisted: Well put this one on the house as i'm in a good mood :wink:

I'm limping because my lovely wife managed to kick me somewhere a chap just don't wanna be kicked :shock:

[mszee]

:twisted: Well put this one on the house as i'm in a good mood :wink:

I'm limping because my lovely wife managed to kick me somewhere a chap just don't wanna be kicked :shock:

Oh please...in this matter...could you please leave the complaining to me??? I am the one who is the victim here...

[vrg]

:twisted: Well put this one on the house as i'm in a good mood :wink:

I'm limping because my lovely wife managed to kick me somewhere a chap just don't wanna be kicked :shock:


Thanks for the freebie, :D

What did you do to get that well-placed kick, or was it an accident? :)) :devil:

[L96]

May I please have a quadruple of everything in stock?

[Rockette]

My, my, life must be hard where you are Lotus

[L96]

My, my, life must be hard where you are Lotus

Your sarcasm has been noted. :evil:

[mszee]

Everybody's sarcasm was duly noted...now...can we get back to getting falling drunk? (Being married to mod rubs off in a very mysterious way...hmmmm)

Guvn'r...oh Guvn'r????

Ahhhh...Guvn'r is sleeping it off...oh well...my shift again...

[Hypnobabe]

... I will be good...

Come now Zina, why change the habit of a lifetime? ;)

[mszee]

Come now Zina, why change the habit of a lifetime? ;)


Errrr...married to a mob...oooops...no, that was married to a mod...ya know...have to maintain HIS reputation now...nothing left of mine to maintain anyway...

[Hypnobabe]

:lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

Everybody's sarcasm was duly noted...now...can we get back to getting falling drunk? (Being married to mod rubs off in a very mysterious way...hmmmm)



:twisted: Yes, it does seem to have effected you darling :D
Your much more well behaved, and drunk a lot more often :lmao:
I'm an influence for the good :mrgreen:



Guvn'r...oh Guvn'r????

Ahhhh...Guvn'r is sleeping it off...oh well...my shift again...


Well what do you expect dear?
You EXHAUSTED me last night :wink:

[mszee]

:twisted: Yes, it does seem to have effected you darling :D
Your much more well behaved, and drunk a lot more often :lmao:
I'm an influence for the good :mrgreen:




Well what do you expect dear?
You EXHAUSTED me last night :wink:

Much better behaved yes...drunk no - those two don't work together for me...

Ummm...dearest...you were on a business trip yesterday??? Haven't see you???

WHAT IS GOING ON????

[vrg]

And how is the injured owner today? :))
Hope a lot more comfortable. :oops:

How about an early ice water??

Be nice if I could see the happy couple on chat tonight :D But, of course, it's real late for Neil :zzz: :zzz: (occasionally)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sorry dear, I must be losing track of the days :shock:
Did I sleep through 24 hours? :yikes:

[mszee]

:twisted: Sorry dear, I must be losing track of the days :shock:
Did I sleep through 24 hours? :yikes:

No, my dearest...but me thinks your lovely memory are not of me???

[mszee]

And how is the injured owner today? :))
Hope a lot more comfortable. :oops:

How about an early ice water??

Be nice if I could see the happy couple on chat tonight :D But, of course, it's real late for Neil :zzz: :zzz: (occasionally)

*Pours some ice water*...here you go...on the house this time...tomorrow might be different...

Happy couple???

He is limping and I am...well, I am NOT...

[vrg]

*Pours some ice water*...here you go...on the house this time...tomorrow might be different...

Happy couple???

He is limping and I am...well, I am NOT...


*gives him a sympathetic glance that his bride misses* :(
Your aim was good, I see :devil: But the target you nailed...you sabotage yourself by kicking him there, you know. How can he make it up to you if he can't, um, ah, :oops: make it up to you?

[mszee]

*gives him a sympathetic glance that his bride misses* :(
Your aim was good, I see :devil: But the target you nailed...you sabotage yourself by kicking him there, you know. How can he make it up to you if he can't, um, ah, :oops: make it up to you?

I am in shock...How did I smut up this entire place...:shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

I am in shock...How did I smut up this entire place...:shock:

:twisted: It's a natural talent you have my love :lmao:

[mszee]

:twisted: It's a natural talent you have my love :lmao:

Some people would call it a talent...some people might call it something else entirely...;)

[Cathie]

:twisted: Vodka? :wink:

I missed that drink yesterday, any chance of it now? ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

Some people would call it a talent...some people might call it something else entirely...;)

:twisted: Talent.
I'm sticking with talent :up:

[The Flying Mouse]

I missed that drink yesterday, any chance of it now? ;)


:twisted: Comin right up miss :D

[heat]

Can i please have a Jacky D, mr mouse???

[L96]

And now may I have my quadruples? Please?

Actually, make them triples, I have to work. :(

[The Flying Mouse]

Can i please have a Jacky D, mr mouse???

:twisted: One Jackie D on the bar :D

[The Flying Mouse]

And now may I have my quadruples? Please?

Actually, make them triples, I have to work. :(

:twisted: Triples it be :mrgreen:

[heat]

Ta muchly hun

[L96]

:twisted: Triples it be :mrgreen:

Can you please ring my boss and tell him I'm too drunk to work?

[mszee]

:twisted: Talent.
I'm sticking with talent :up:


Well...goody for you...

[vrg]

*gives him a sympathetic glance that his bride misses* :(
Your aim was good, I see :devil: But the target you nailed...you sabotage yourself by kicking him there, you know. How can he make it up to you if he can't, um, ah, :oops: make it up to you?



How are you two tonight? :D Hope all is well. How about another water? Are you feeling better, nice fellow? :devil:

[Caelan]

lol hope we are all fine..at least I am with a nice cold orange juice..

[mszee]

How are you two tonight? :D Hope all is well. How about another water? Are you feeling better, nice fellow? :devil:

How about something stronger? On the house?

*Looking around for a nice fellow*...Who???

[The Flying Mouse]

How about something stronger? On the house?

*Looking around for a nice fellow*...Who???

:twisted: Oh your such a droll darling :roll:

[mszee]

:twisted: Oh your such a droll darling :roll:

I know...but who do you supposed is a nice fellow???

[Cathie]

Something to make me sleep soundly until 8:00am exactly please.

[The Flying Mouse]

Something to make me sleep soundly until 8:00am exactly please.

:twisted: *hands Cathie a beaker of bubbling, smoking, green liquid*
This should do just the trick :wink:

[vrg]

:D My, you open early!!

Had a blast last night. Must do that more often.:lol: :devil:

Tell your bride maybe tonight we can do it again

Did you sleep last night/this morning?:zzz:

Will order water later.

Have a good day

[mszee]

:D My, you open early!!

Had a blast last night. Must do that more often.:lol: :devil:

Tell your bride maybe tonight we can do it again

Did you sleep last night/this morning?:zzz:

Will order water later.

Have a good day

Top of the morning to you, sweet lady!!!

Here is your ice water - *pouring Smirnoff into a glass with ice*...

Enjoy!!!

P.S. Will be on later tonight...don't know about groom here...

[Caelan]

:D My, you open early!!

Had a blast last night. Must do that more often.:lol: :devil:

Tell your bride maybe tonight we can do it again

Did you sleep last night/this morning?:zzz:

Will order water later.

Have a good day

water I thought you could use a stronger drink already hun..

lol.... hey sweet bartender !!!you have Amstel beer?? if you do one for Vrg too please..

[mszee]

water I thought you could use a stronger drink already hun..

lol.... hey sweet bartender !!!you have Amstel beer?? if you do one for Vrg too please..

Two Amstel beers for two lovely ladies!!!!

Ladies...did I tell you today how lovely you look yet???

Dahlings...you look mahvelous!!!

[Caelan]

Two Amstel beers for two lovely ladies!!!!

Ladies...did I tell you today how lovely you look yet???

Dahlings...you look mahvelous!!!


Aaawww thanks darling..

you look good today..new clothes?:D

[vrg]

And where is the honorable owner? :??:

Must remind you, thanks for the strong stuff, but I can't indulge.:boohoo:

[mszee]

Aaawww thanks darling..

you look good today..new clothes?:D


Awwww...how good of you to notice!!! Yes, husband provides, thank god...

Geez...marriage really mellowed me out, didn't it?

[Cathie]

:twisted: *hands Cathie a beaker of bubbling, smoking, green liquid*
This should do just the trick :wink:

I think I must have knocked it over or something.

Never mind, Summer Ball tomorrow so will be well and truely drunk hehe

[L96]

Two Amstel beers for two lovely ladies!!!!

Ladies...did I tell you today how lovely you look yet???

Dahlings...you look mahvelous!!!

Have you been drinking? :rly:

[mszee]

Have you been drinking? :rly:

No...I virtually got married...much worse for you health...wanna do some shots???

[L96]

No...I virtually got married...much worse for you health...wanna do some shots???

Depends who we are sticking the target on....

[mszee]

Depends who we are sticking the target on....

?????

Doing shots are drinking a bunch of small shot glasses lined up in a row???

[L96]

?????

Doing shots are drinking a bunch of small shot glasses lined up in a row???

Wouldn't it be better to drink the contents of the glasses? I don't think the human stomach is built for digesting melted sand.

[mszee]

Wouldn't it be better to drink the contents of the glasses? I don't think the human stomach is built for digesting melted sand.

Well...if you put it this way...

Wanna order something or just sit here in peace?

[L96]

Now really... have you ever known this entity to be peaceful? :wtf:

Um, can I please have not iced water?

[mszee]

Now really... have you ever known this entity to be peaceful? :wtf:

Um, can I please have not iced water?

One not iced water coming up!!!

Keep your chin up - it can always be worse...don't know how...but that's what them peoples say...

[L96]

Keep my chin up what, exactly? :rly:

[mszee]

Keep my chin up what, exactly? :rly:

*Sighs heavily, shakes her head and walks away*...

[L96]

*Shakes heavily, walks her sigh and heads roll*...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

[mszee]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Moses supposes his toeses are roses...but...Moses supposes erroneously...

*:roll: and sticks her tonque out*

[L96]

Something very strong, please, preferably that will block up the holes in my ribs and heart.

Make it a double. No rocks. They can be dangerous to digestion.

[mszee]

Something very strong, please, preferably that will block up the holes in my ribs and heart.

Make it a double. No rocks. They can be dangerous to digestion.

*Pours Lotus a big stiff drink...and one for herself...*

Buck the digestion...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm feeling peckish after last night.
Anyone for cheese on toast? :mrgreen:

[L96]

Anyone for cheese on toast? :mrgreen:

Since when was that a licensed beverage? :rly:

[The Flying Mouse]

Since when was that a licensed beverage? :rly:

:twisted: We do a good line in pub grub too :wink:

[L96]

In which case.... Chicken Hawaiin schnitzel, please, a pint of Draught, and a chaser of Johnny. :D

Thank you.

[The Flying Mouse]

In which case.... Chicken Hawaiin schnitzel, please, a pint of Draught, and a chaser of Johnny. :D

Thank you.


:twisted: Done :wink:

[mszee]

In which case.... Schmiken mahaian schptritzel, please, a pint of Draught, and a chaser of Johnny. :D

Thank you.


Schmiken mahaian schptritzel???

Honey, you can cook that??? Wow...I am impressed....

[The Flying Mouse]

Schmiken mahaian schptritzel???

Honey, you can cook that??? Wow...I am impressed....

:twisted: I'm full of suprises dear :wink:

[vrg]

Well, if that's the case, then I'm ready for brunch. :D How about cheddar/apple omelette with a scone, and water. I'll be back for serious drinking later.

I notice you're not limping today. Feeling better?!?;)

[The Flying Mouse]

Well, if that's the case, then I'm ready for brunch. :D How about cheddar/apple omelette with a scone, and water. I'll be back for serious drinking later.

I notice you're not limping today. Feeling better?!?;)

:twisted: Comin right up madam :up:

Yes, much better thank you :mrgreen:
As it was Mrs Mouse who caused the calamity in the first place, I had her put on her nurse's uniform and pamper me back ro health :wink:

[vrg]

:twisted: Comin right up madam :up:

Yes, much better thank you :mrgreen:
As it was Mrs Mouse who caused the calamity in the first place, I had her put on her nurse's uniform and pamper me back ro health :wink:


Smart move.;) Hope you did everything I would have done. :devil:

Now, let's get unreal here, courtesy of Mrs. Mouse - if you have coffee brandy, please let me have a White Russian with coffee brandy instead of Kahlua, and with extra vodka. And, let me buy you a drink, your choice, as a compliment to your brilliant method of regaining your health :oops: :))

[mszee]

Smart move.;) Hope you did everything I would have done. :devil:

Now, let's get unreal here, courtesy of Mrs. Mouse - if you have coffee brandy, please let me have a White Russian with coffee brandy instead of Kahlua, and with extra vodka. And, let me buy you a drink, your choice, as a compliment to your brilliant method of regaining your health :oops: :))

One White Russian with coffee brandy instead Kahlua and extra voda coming up!!!

And, madam, thanks for the drink. I think I'll make myself a Margharita on the rocks with salt.

And yes...this is the way to go down and out...burning in flames...

I'll go blind before I stop!!! And I strongly recommend it to everybody!!!

[mszee]

:twisted: I'm full of suprises dear :wink:

Oh yeah...open book is what you're, dear...

[mszee]

:twisted: Comin right up madam :up:

Yes, much better thank you :mrgreen:
As it was Mrs Mouse who caused the calamity in the first place, I had her put on her nurse's uniform and pamper me back ro health :wink:

Yeah...still washing those pampers...shish...but at least you're healthy, dear...and that's all that matters...*smooch*

[vrg]

Ouch! I need a 'wake-up' drink. More of the same, please.

[mszee]

Ouch! I need a 'wake-up' drink. More of the same, please.

*Pouring VRG another drink...*

Drink up, mate...life is wonderful and mysterious...

[L96]

Beer.... and lots please...may I start with 4 pints?

[mszee]

Beer.... and lots please...may I start with 4 pints?

6 pints of beer coming right up!!! 4 on the tab and 2 on the house!!!

*Wishes that guvn'r woke up already and tended the bar for a change*

[L96]

Marvellous, now tha tI have brokent he sculling record may I ahve another 4? Please.

[mszee]

Marvellous, now tha tI have brokent he sculling record may I ahve another 4? Please.

*Thinking Lotus ain't so great in math...plonkes another 8 beers on the counter*

Drink up, matey!!!

[L96]

4 shure isgooood... nuvver 4th, pleash... hic....

[mszee]

4 shure isgooood... nuvver 4th, pleash... hic....

*Counts on her fingers...that was just now 8*...

Hmm...ah what the hey...

*Plonks another four on the bar*...have to run business here and customers are scarce...

[L96]

Thanks, loves... whish one a yas ish sherving?

[mszee]

Thanks, loves... whish one a yas ish sherving?

*Realizes that Lotus thinks that she looks like FM's avatar, takes out the gun and shoots herself*

[L96]

*Realizes that Lotus thinks that she looks like FM's avatar, takes out the gun and shoots herself*

I gotta admit, I headed to the pub hoping for, but not expecting, a decent bang... ;)

[mszee]

I gotta admit, I headed to the pub hoping for, but not expecting, a decent bang... ;)

*Since she is mortally wounded...can't answer this post at all*

[L96]

No more beersh? Draaaaaaaaarn t'all....

[mszee]

No more beersh? Draaaaaaaaarn t'all....

*Still lies wounded on the floor*

Can somebody call an ambulance for heck's sake???

[L96]

Whash zat, luv? Wanna kebab?

[mszee]

Whash zat, luv? Wanna kebab?

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

[L96]

Shure, ish it a knight *hic* knighthood?

[The Flying Mouse]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

:twisted: Yes darling? :mrgreen:

Hang on, is that blood? :faint:

[mszee]

:twisted: Yes darling? :mrgreen:

Hang on, is that blood? :faint:

*Thinking if she should bleed to death or be revived*

[The Flying Mouse]

*Thinking if she should bleed to death or be revived*

:twisted: *bungs cork in bullethole in wifes head*

There you go my love.
Good as new :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: *bungs cork in bullethole in wifes head*

There you go my love.
Good as new :mrgreen:

*Comes to immediately...* Cork??? Cork???

I thought princesses were awaken with kisses???

[L96]

I thought princesses were awaken with kisses???

I thought that was frogs? *looks interested*

[The Flying Mouse]

*Comes to immediately...* Cork??? Cork???

I thought princesses were awaken with kisses???

:twisted: Well I don't mind stealing the odd peck off you now and again :wink:

[vrg]

My God, did I stumble onto a crime scene.:yikes: Where's Horatio Caine when you need him? Oh, the bride is alive and well, and the groom doesn't look guilty. Thank God! I'll give you both time to clean up, and make an order later. :shock:

[mszee]

DISCLAIMER:

DEAR REGULAR CUSTOMERS AND OTHER RANDOM LUSHES:

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE ABOVE POSTS ARE A MOVIE THAT WAS SHOT ON LOCATION RIGHT HERE IN OUR PUB!!!

WORKING TITLE OF THE MOVIE AS OF NOW IS:

"SHE'S DONE HIM, AND HER, AND ANOTHER HIM, AND THAT GUY OVER THERE WITH NO HAIR TO SPEAK OFF, AND THAT GIRL WITH LARGE CHEST OVER HERE AND VARIOUS OTHERS..........WRONG!!!*

MAIN PARTS WERE PLAYED BY WORLD FAMOUS MOVIE STARS:

MSZEE, THE FLYING MOUSE AND LOTUS 96

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO DRINKING BUSINESS RIGHT NOW!!!

AND MAKE IT FAST - I HAVE HUGRY CHILDREN IN AFRICA TO FEED!!!

[mszee]

My God, did I stumble onto a crime scene.:yikes: Where's Horatio Caine when you need him? Oh, the bride is alive and well, and the groom doesn't look guilty. Thank God! I'll give you both time to clean up, and make an order later. :shock:

Hey...where do you think you're going???

Get back here stat!!!

*Plonks White Russian the way VRG likes it on the counter*

Hun, you will have to take over for a little while - I just have to run out to the gym (yes, this is what we call it now) and should be back soon to assist you (yeah, right!) shortly!!!

[mszee]

I thought that was frogs? *looks interested*

Dear...stop staring into a mirror...not good for you...

[The Flying Mouse]

Hun, you will have to take over for a little while - I just have to run out to the gym (yes, this is what we call it now) and should be back soon to assist you (yeah, right!) shortly!!!

:twisted: Whatever you say my sweet :wink:

[mszee]

:twisted: Whatever you say my sweet :wink:

Ahh...I see you have already started to celebrate Christmas...

[The Flying Mouse]

Ahh...I see you have already started to celebrate Christmas...

:twisted: Haven't finished celebrating LAST xmas yet my love :hic:

[mszee]

:twisted: Haven't finished celebrating LAST xmas yet my love :hic:

Gotta go now...check out the link in Church...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well I saw it, just don't know why it's there :shock:

[mszee]

:twisted: Well I saw it, just don't know why it's there :shock:

I thought it was hysterical???

[vrg]

Wow, what a way to find out it was a movie! :!: Should have had the disclaimer out before the scene. Oh, well...

Thanks for the drink. Where Neil? How about another one, when you have a chance...:-)

[mszee]

Wow, what a way to find out it was a movie! :!: Should have had the disclaimer out before the scene. Oh, well...

Thanks for the drink. Where Neil? How about another one, when you have a chance...:-)

Neil decided to leave business to me and just gallivate around drinking...

One Special White Russian coming up!!!

*jumps over the counter*

[vrg]

Rofl; he left again, I see.

Thanks so much for your wonderful service. :D

[mszee]

Rofl; he left again, I see.

Thanks so much for your wonderful service. :D

A man gotsa do what a man gotsa do...namely get pissy drunk...hahahaha

[vrg]

What can we do? Just get drunk ourselves! :hic: I'll be back later, maybe. :-)

[mszee]

What can we do? Just get drunk ourselves! :hic: I'll be back later, maybe. :-)

Oh, matey...you're so very right...

*Passing refills to VRG and starts drinking heavily*

Good thing I am a cheap drunk...

[L96]

Efficient, is the word.

[mszee]

Efficient, is the word.

Yes, efficient will describe it quite well...can I get you anything to drink?

Few pints of beer?

[L96]

Champagne, please... a bottle for everyone!

[mszee]

Champagne, please... a bottle for everyone!

*Opens up her reserve box of Dom Perignon and passes bottles all over*

[Hypnobabe]

Any chance of a couple of gallons of Red Bull please? I need something to wake me up...

[AndyK]

You can have the thunder storm we had at 6am this morning if you like?

[Hypnobabe]

Judging by the sky outside my window, I'm about to get it... I think I'm probably tired enough to sleep through it tho' so I'll stick to the Red Bull...

[AndyK]

Trust me, if it's the one that passed over us, you won't be sleeping through it! :shock:

[Gez]

Strong Coffee please :O

[The Flying Mouse]

Strong Coffee please :O

:twisted: Comin right up sir :wink:

[Hypnobabe]

:twisted: Comin right up sir :wink:

Sheesh.... talk about favouritism... I've been waiting ages for some Red Bull... :bicker:

[The Flying Mouse]

Sheesh.... talk about favouritism... I've been waiting ages for some Red Bull... :bicker:

:twisted: There you go madam :wink:
Sorry bout the wait :oops:

[Caelan]

Hmmmm sweety can I have some water please..

I'd love to have a beer but as I have to work this evening I'll stick with the water.

[Hypnobabe]

:shock: Who are you calling madam? Any rumours you may have heard about me are.... ummm... entirely unfounded... yes, that's right, entirely unfounded...:oops:

[AndyK]

so far .... :))

[mszee]

Any chance of a couple of gallons of Red Bull please? I need something to wake me up...

One Red Bull shower coming right up!!!

P.S. Favorite drink of this pub co-owner...

[mszee]

:twisted: There you go madam :wink:
Sorry bout the wait :oops:

There is no need to steal my customers, eh? Not you they all come to see, dear...but your beautiful spouse...move over...

[mszee]

Hmmmm sweety can I have some water please..

I'd love to have a beer but as I have to work this evening I'll stick with the water.

Glass of cool iced water for a beautiful lady...ummm...although you don't look much like a female???

[mszee]

so far .... :))

Sir...would you like something??? Coffee? Tea? Ummm....yeah...that's about all for this offer..

[AndyK]

Can I have a pint of Ummm then please? :))

[Caelan]

Glass of cool iced water for a beautiful lady...ummm...although you don't look much like a female???

thanks for the water dear ..needed that..


I don't lool like a female..

Hhhmmm maybe I should change my avatar.
so you can see what I look like..:cool:

[The Flying Mouse]

There is no need to steal my customers, eh? Not you they all come to see, dear...but your beautiful spouse...move over...


:twisted: I know that my love :wink:
I'll let you serve on then while I go play some 8 ball :mrgreen:

Now this is the life :D

[Caelan]

oke I've changed my avatar..

couldn't get myself posting one of my own pics..

OLIE B. BOMMEL I thought was a cute pic so this here


ahh one more water please before I go

[vrg]

Am finally able to stop by; busy morning at work. Can I have iced water as I have to make important phone call and want to be quite sober :pray:

[mszee]

Can I have a pint of Ummm then please? :))

Pint of ummm with whipped topping coming up!!!

*Looks to see if hubby is watching*

Ouch...me thinks me gonna get it tonight...:oops:

[mszee]

thanks for the water dear ..needed that..


I don't lool like a female..

Hhhmmm maybe I should change my avatar.
so you can see what I look like..:cool:

Ummm...I can see that you're ALL woman - no doubt about that...

[mszee]

:twisted: I know that my love :wink:
I'll let you serve on then while I go play some 8 ball :mrgreen:

Now this is the life :D

Well, you can do your duty at home, dear...*wink*

[The Flying Mouse]

Pint of ummm with whipped topping coming up!!!

*Looks to see if hubby is watching*

Ouch...me thinks me gonna get it tonight...:oops:

:twisted: your gonna get SOMETHING darling :wink: :devil:

[mszee]

Am finally able to stop by; busy morning at work. Can I have iced water as I have to make important phone call and want to be quite sober :pray:

One iced cold water coming up!!!

Any news??? *holding her breath*

[mszee]

:twisted: your gonna get SOMETHING darling :wink: :devil:

Hey...that was just neighborhood mailman...no need to get all huffy and puffy...

*Holding her breath...*

Another diamond ring???

[The Flying Mouse]

Hey...that was just neighborhood mailman...no need to get all huffy and puffy...

*Holding her breath...*

Another diamond ring???

:twisted: I thought you liked it when I huff and puff :wink:

*don't hold breath, try heavy breathing instead :lol: *

Not quite a diamond ring my sweet :roll: , but I think you'll like it :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: I thought you liked it when I huff and puff :wink:

*don't hold breath, try heavy breathing instead :lol: *

Not quite a diamond ring my sweet :roll: , but I think you'll like it :mrgreen:

Ummm...fur coat???

[vrg]

Guess it's about time I made a drink order...one White Russian, made my way..and a drink for Neil in praise for his post on meatloaf.net today! :D

[The Flying Mouse]

Guess it's about time I made a drink order...one White Russian, made my way..and a drink for Neil in praise for his post on meatloaf.net today! :D

:twisted: Comin right up?

Post?
By me?
On meatloaf.net?

Me doesn't think so :roll:

[vrg]

How about another White Russian? And give Caelan whatever she wants, please. :D

[Caelan]

How about another White Russian? And give Caelan whatever she wants, please. :D

Inthis case an Ouzo please I need something strong
I'm lost

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Coming up ladies :mrgreen:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Can I have a crate of BUD & a nice Cheese & onion on Chibatta (toasted)

Gerry is paying he owes me big time - he forgot to tell me his email addy had changed :mad:

I thought he'd stopped loving me :roll:

[Caelan]

:twisted: Coming up ladies :mrgreen:

thank you dear take one yourself..

[heat]

Can i get a Southern comfort and a cherry coke please???

[Ross]

Vodka and coke for me!

[vrg]

Well, it's nightcap time. :yawn: How about my final usual before I leave. Great to see you two earlier in chat, albeit brief, Zina. Have fun, you two. :))

[mszee]

Oh my god...one day on jury duty and bar is virtually not tended...

Dear...oh dear...?????

[mszee]

Can i get a Southern comfort and a cherry coke please???

M'am would that be in one glass or separately?

[mszee]

Vodka and coke for me!

Ummm...one glass or two separate drinks?

Been to jury duty selection today...a bit confused...

[The Flying Mouse]

Hey...are you coming back on later on???

*Plops special White Russian on the counter*

:twisted: And how is my sweet lil white Russian tonight? :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: And how is my sweet lil white Russian tonight? :mrgreen:

Oh no...no sweet talking...

[mszee]

Vodka and coke for me!

It has come to my attention that I have graduated American School of Bartending and know nothing of international drinks.

Vodka and coke coming up!!!

I have to go back to school or be fired...ouch...:(

[mszee]

Oh no...no sweet talking your way out of it...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Now don't go pretending I can't twist you round my little finger when I turn the charm on :mrgreen:

[vrg]

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole :shock: :)) How about a good stiff my White Russian special, Neil? Am in the mood. :roll: :(

[The Flying Mouse]

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole :shock: :)) How about a good stiff my White Russian special, Neil? Am in the mood. :roll: :(


:twisted: Got the bottle all ready :wink:

The wife has got half the customers on the stuff these days :shock:

[mszee]

:twisted: Now don't go pretending I can't twist you round my little finger when I turn the charm on :mrgreen:

Spoken like a true man...*batting her eyelashes*...darling...why don't you go and take out trash???

[mszee]

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole :shock: :)) How about a good stiff my White Russian special, Neil? Am in the mood. :roll: :(

And right you're...this man got a head bigger than a beer keg...

[vrg]

I refuse to get into trouble with anyone...Thanks for the drink. Am real moody tonight,:angst: :bleh: :confused: :shrug: and I need the amusement I'm getting. Thanks everyone.

[mszee]

I refuse to get into trouble with anyone...Thanks for the drink. Am real moody tonight,:angst: :bleh: :confused: :shrug: and I need the amusement I'm getting. Thanks everyone.

Amusement? You ain't seen nothing yet (of course, what you see is what you get...)

[vrg]

Today is Friday, and before the hot weather really comes on, let me have my usual, please. Hope it stays cool for you, Neil. The UK has to stay cooler than the Northeast US, or I have no place to hiberate to during the summer :))

[L96]

You're all welcome to my weather....

Something warming, please

[vrg]

I'll happily take your cold, any day. :pray: And Neil, another special, please. See you are having computer problems. Good luck. I had a problem solved recently, so there is hope!

[L96]

I don't have a cold

The weather is cold

GIVE ME ALCOHOL

Please

:D

[vrg]

I meant your weather, :lmao:

[L96]

.

[Heli]

Who's gonna buy me a drink then?! :mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: OK OK OK OK OK .
Drinks coming up all round.
Sorry, the missis has took the night off and i'm on my own at the moment :sad:

[Heli]

Nawww I'll help! *jumps behind the bar and gets the beers in for everyone*

;) to all the guys! :p

[The Flying Mouse]

Nawww I'll help! *jumps behind the bar and gets the beers in for everyone*

;) to all the guys! :p

:twisted: OI :yikes:

:bicker:

:lol:

[Heli]

Sorry Neily boy!! I thought you'd appreciate the hand, while the missus was MIA! ^_^

I'll just be taking my free drinks and wages for the night now :mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

Sorry Neily boy!! I thought you'd appreciate the hand, while the missus was MIA! ^_^

I'll just be taking my free drinks and wages for the night now :mrgreen:

:twisted: Fair enough :wink:

:lol:

[vrg]

Hi, if I could please have one of my specials, which I'll drink while I'm waiting for chatters to arrive.
Need any help, Neil?:D

[L96]

Milk, please

And a schnitzel, please

[mszee]

:twisted: Fair enough :wink:

:lol:

Like the say...when the cat is away...a mouse will play...*gives hubby dirty look*

[mszee]

schnitzels and strudels and milks and white russians coming right up...guvn't fell asleep me thinks...

[L96]

Do your burgers have beetroot?

[mszee]

Do your burgers have beetroot?

No, but I can offer you a lovely root beer...

[L96]

Is this the Ettamogah pub?

[mszee]

Is this the Ettamogah pub?

Oh honey...you're a very loooong way from Australia...

Need another drink now? Something stronger???

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Bloody hell, buisness IS bad :shock:
We actually slipped onto page 2 :yikes:

[mszee]

:twisted: Bloody hell, buisness IS bad :shock:
We actually slipped onto page 2 :yikes:

Wow...what happened?

[mszee]

FREE POISON OF YOUR CHOICE JUST TO GET BUSINESS GOING AGAIN!!!

[Caelan]

hmm let me sleep on that..lol

alright you know what...Holland has to play tonight

what kinda beers do you have

[mszee]

hmm let me sleep on that..lol

alright you know what...Holland has to play tonight

what kinda beers do you have

My dear lady...we have EVERY kind of beer...imaginable and unimaginable...you name it...we have it!!!

And good luck with the game!!!

[vrg]

Hi,
Haven't been around recently; too hot. Before we get heat again, how about my special? :hic: Thanks loads. Hope to see you to talk soon. :))

[mszee]

Hi,
Haven't been around recently; too hot. Before we get heat again, how about my special? :hic: Thanks loads. Hope to see you to talk soon. :))

I was about to PM you but saw you on line and thought everything is alright with the world...

One VRG special on ice coming up!!! Today only special - on the house!!!

I might be on later on...getting harder to connect - no air where puter is at home...

[Caelan]

My dear lady...we have EVERY kind of beer...imaginable and unimaginable...you name it...we have it!!!

And good luck with the game!!!

In that case I prefer a nice cold Amstel beer

hope it'll be a nice game..


ahh wait I'll have something stronger..Netherlands Argentina..hmm yeah that askes for stronger stuff.. tequilla please

[mszee]

In that case I prefer a nice cold Amstel beer

hope it'll be a nice game..

One cold Amstel is coming up!!! On the house, dear Caelan!!!

I hope it's a nice game for you - I am not a fan of sports myself.

I say...what a bunch of adult men doing running around with one ball? Give each one of them a ball and let them play nice...yeah, right...like men can play nice...

[Caelan]

One cold Amstel is coming up!!! On the house, dear Caelan!!!

I hope it's a nice game for you - I am not a fan of sports myself.

I say...what a bunch of adult men doing running around with one ball? Give each one of them a ball and let them play nice...yeah, right...like men can play nice...


thanks for the beer hun

It's not actually the game itself I like..

It's more the competition between all country's.
:D

[mszee]

thanks for the beer hun

It's not actually the game itself I like..

It's more the competition between all country's.
:D

Oh...who is your team playing today???

Another beer?

[Caelan]

My team well as long as they winn it's our team Holland..lol
when they loose it is them

yes please an other beer..might get drunk before the game begins....

[mszee]

My team well as long as they winn it's our team Holland..lol
when they loose it is them

yes please an other beer..might get drunk before the game begins....

*Plonks 2 more Amstels on the counter*

hahahaha...funny about all this...I am so far removed from sports...I have no idea what people are talking about most of the time...

[vrg]

getting harder to connect - no air where puter is at home...


Have the same problem. :faint:

[mszee]

Have the same problem. :faint:

Yeah...oh well...where there is a will...there is a way...guess will be sweating more...hahhahahaha

[Caelan]

*Plonks 2 more Amstels on the counter*

hahahaha...funny about all this...I am so far removed from sports...I have no idea what people are talking about most of the time...

Actually the only thing I know is when a goal is make and who winns:roll:

[mszee]

Actually the only thing I know is when a goal is make and who winns:roll:

I think I can figure out when the goal is made...hahahaha...and as to who wins...let the friendship win!!!

[Caelan]

I think I can figure out when the goal is made...hahahaha...and as to who wins...let the friendship win!!!


lol that for sure.. keep peace

[mszee]

lol that for sure.. keep peace

Another drink?

*Have to start charging soon or guvn'r will come back and fire me*

[Caelan]

Another drink?

*Have to start charging soon or guvn'r will come back and fire me*


ahh one more won't hurt..lol..take a bice drink too dear..I'll pay this round..
you won't have problems :cool:

going to watch the game a bit now...

***turns around and watches the game on a big screen in the pub..****

**Thank Neil for that.**

.it's great watching the game this way..now I don't have to go home.

[mszee]

ahh one more won't hurt..lol..take a bice drink too dear..I'll pay this round..
you won't have problems :cool:

going to watch the game a bit now...

***turns around and watches the game on a big screen in the pub..****

**Thank Neil for that.**

.it's great watching the game this way..now I don't have to go home.

Thanks, Caelan...great stuff!!!

Thanks Neil??? Who is Neil???

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Anyone wanna beer? :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Anyone wanna beer? :mrgreen:

Nice try...oh well...it's you and me again, kid...bottle of Corona with lime please...

[The Flying Mouse]

Nice try...oh well...it's you and me again, kid...bottle of Corona with lime please...

:twisted: Anything for you my sweet :wink:
*kisses mrs mouse on the nose*

[mszee]

:twisted: Anything for you my sweet :wink:
*kisses mrs mouse on the nose*

Well...good to sit down at the end of the day and just have a beer and say nothing at all...

[Caelan]

YOOHOO BARTENDER...

I'M HERE

1 BEER PLEASE

AND HAVE ONE YOURSELF.


. you like you need it

[vrg]

I can sure use a drink, may I please have my special? Thanks. :hic:

What a day, with my group going to DC and the work involved.

And no Meat online today so far. :boohoo:

And the heat and dewpoint. :roll: :shock:

Oh, well, 'tis summer.

[mszee]

YOOHOO BARTENDER...

I'M HERE

1 BEER PLEASE

AND HAVE ONE YOURSELF.


. you like you need it

Here is you beer madam...I will enjoy my Corona too...Thanks much!!!

Or let's speak British...Ta!!!

[mszee]

I can sure use a drink, may I please have my special? Thanks. :hic:

What a day, with my group going to DC and the work involved.

And no Meat online today so far. :boohoo:

And the heat and dewpoint. :roll: :shock:

Oh, well, 'tis summer.

*Plonks down:
1. White Russian special
2. One Meat Loaf*

Here, hun...enjoy...

[Caelan]

Here is you beer madam...I will enjoy my Corona too...Thanks much!!!

Or let's speak British...Ta!!!

ohh no madam please not British..Ialready am very happy with the english I speak right now.

[vrg]

*Plonks down:
1. White Russian special
2. One Meat Loaf*

Here, hun...enjoy...


Oh, I certainly will, :heart: :oops:

[mszee]

ohh no madam please not British..Ialready am very happy with the english I speak right now.

'Tis alright...all I know is:

ta

ta ta

(are these even two different words???)

and bloody hell

[mszee]

Oh, I certainly will, :heart: :oops:

I am glad you did...

[The Flying Mouse]

and bloody hell




:twisted: I taught her that one :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: I taught her that one :mrgreen:

Actually you taught me all of it...except, of course, that the second one appears to be just the repeat of the first one squared...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well yes, but they mean completly different things :shock:

Ta = thank you.
ta ta = goodbye.

Don't ask me HOW saying thank you twice = saying goodbye :nuts:

[mszee]

:twisted: Well yes, but they mean completly different things :shock:

Ta = thank you.
ta ta = goodbye.

Don't ask me HOW saying thank you twice = saying goodbye :nuts:

That's what I am saying...

Thank you = ta
goodbye = ta squared...

Guess saying good byes is so sad that it has to be squared...with sharp corners...no roundness here...

[vrg]

Good morning, folks (not good-bye, :( ). How is everyone? Breakfast only at this point - cereal, eggs, only. Booze later. Ta. :))

[mszee]

Good morning, folks (not good-bye, :( ). How is everyone? Breakfast only at this point - cereal, eggs, only. Booze later. Ta. :))

Morning, dearest friend...

Everyone is peachy keen...

M'am...what cereal would that be and how do you like your eggs???

[vrg]

Good evening; could use a drink, my usual, if you can, please. :D

Would be nice to write to the owner here, but his box is full!! :shock: :angry: :))

Hope all is well. :hic:

[mszee]

Good evening; could use a drink, my usual, if you can, please. :D

Would be nice to write to the owner here, but his box is full!! :shock: :angry: :))

Hope all is well. :hic:

Usual VRG drink is coming up!!!

Guvn'r box is full??? Hmmm...

GUVN'rrrrrrrrrrr!!! Empty yer box!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sorry, tis the prive of popularity :oops:

Have made a bit of room now :wink:

I've been told I was rather drunk in chat last night :shock:

Sampling my own wares too much methinks :roll:

[Ross]

Hey!

Any chance of a drink?

[mszee]

Hey!

Any chance of a drink?

What would be your pleasure, dear sir...haven't seen you for a while...how are you doing?

[Ross]

Good Good, keeping busy.... i'll a glass of your finest white please.

[mszee]

Good Good, keeping busy.... i'll a glass of your finest white please.

Finest White coming up - glad to hear things are ok...

[Ross]

And what about you?
Managing the pub quite well in hubby's absence I see.

[mszee]

And what about you?
Managing the pub quite well in hubby's absence I see.

Oh he is around...in chat, in fact...why don't you stop by and say hello?