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zZZ good morning Loafers...is the coffee ready?
I badly need one to wake up ..
zZZ good morning Loafers...is the coffee ready?
I badly need one to wake up ..
Madam...in this virtual abode...coffee is always ready!!!
Care of a special of the house - coffee shower???
Madam...in this virtual abode...coffee is always ready!!!
Care of a special of the house - coffee shower???
coffee shower:retard: interesting thing..
I prefer a bath..so I can enjoy the smell a bit longer..
coffee shower:retard: interesting thing..
I prefer a bath..so I can enjoy the smell a bit longer..
*Drawing Caelan a coffee bath*
Hun...we need a curtain here...
*Drawing Caelan a coffee bath*
Hun...we need a curtain here...
yeah sure I don't want that in public yet I'm still a bit shy:oops:
yeah sure I don't want that in public yet I'm still a bit shy:oops:
Well...no males here now...but guvn'r will put up the curtain as soon as he finishes his mod rounds...holding 2 jobs down, poor dear...to support his family...
Well...no males here now...but guvn'r will put up the curtain as soon as he finishes his mod rounds...holding 2 jobs down, poor dear...to support his family...
hhmm someone has to earn a bit of money to keep the place rolling..
well as long as there's only females Ii don't care that much..
* getting my clothes of and tipping the coffee with my toes *ouch, this is still hot* I'll have a cold glas of beer first before getting into the hot coffee..to let it cool down a bit*
you don't want me to get burned all over do ya?
The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 19:05
:twisted: *closes eyes tight shut and nails curtain up around bath*
Well I thought everything had happened here already.
Guess I was wrong :shock:
:twisted: *closes eyes tight shut and nails curtain up around bath*
Well I thought everything had happened here already.
Guess I was wrong :shock:
there's always something magic, there's always something new..
even the stranged dreams are coming trough..hihi..
;)
hhmm someone has to earn a bit of money to keep the place rolling..
well as long as there's only females Ii don't care that much..
* getting my clothes of and tipping the coffee with my toes *ouch, this is still hot* I'll have a cold glas of beer first before getting into the hot coffee..to let it cool down a bit*
you don't want me to get burned all over do ya?
Hubby caught you, didn't he??? Awww...tis alright...he has his eyes only on me own self...
Here's your beer...
:twisted: *closes eyes tight shut and nails curtain up around bath*
Well I thought everything had happened here already.
Guess I was wrong :shock:
You already knew what I was when you married me, dear...
there's always something magic, there's always something new..
even the stranged dreams are coming trough..hihi..
;)
This looks like seduction scene #1025 to me...please move your rehearsals to the proper thread and stay on topic here...
And topic here is....ME!!!
Hubby caught you, didn't he??? Awww...tis alright...he has his eyes only on me own self...
Here's your beer...
oohh don't be afraid here..he caught me during the bathing..and put up a curtain thank God..
He's all yours hun..
This looks like seduction scene #1025 to me...please move your rehearsals to the proper thread and stay on topic here...
And topic here is....ME!!!
I forgot that the topic is all yours..for that I appologize..
but with these weird things like your new coffee bath ..ithere's something new
oohh don't be afraid here..he caught me during the bathing..and put up a curtain thank God..
He's all yours hun..
Oh I am not the one who should be afraid...hahahahahahaha...
I forgot that the topic is all yours..for that I appologize..
but with these weird things like your new coffee bath ..ithere's something new
Isn't it the best invention ever yet???
Will have to start working on vodka waterfall...
Isn't it the best invention ever yet???
Will have to start working on vodka waterfall...
Cool..getting drunk in a waterfall
Cool..getting drunk in a waterfall
It's a dream...isn't it???
It's a dream...isn't it???
just one of the many dreams hun:roll:
just one of the many dreams hun:roll:
Hmmm...then...we should do this...
We should build a separate bar out of ice...
http://www.iceworkshouston.com/blue_ice_bar_w_bottle_socle_tree.jpg
very very cool..brrr..
so an coffee bath..vodka fountain and an ice bar...
very very cool..brrr..
so an coffee bath..vodka fountain and an ice bar...
Yeah...so do you see any improvements here since I moved in??? *wink*
Trust a woman to make a candy out of s--t
Time for re-decoration...
http://www.toprestaurants.com/li/blue-honu-bar.jpg
http://www.tacobill.com.au/photos/Warrnambool/modern-bar2.jpg
Don't know why didn't think of this before...this is fun!!!
*sits up at the bar*
Anyone wanna buy me a drink?! ^_^
Yeah...so do you see any improvements here since I moved in??? *wink*
Trust a woman to make a candy out of s--t
this is going to be a very rocky place..
what band will play tonight?
women always know how to make a place good
sunneke
27 Jun 2006, 20:37
mszee: how about some male dancers????? that will make me......... drink
mszee: how about some male dancers????? that will make me......... drink
ohh yeah some hot striptease dancers would be nice:oops:
To all...this place will ROCK!!!
By tonight or tomorrow morning...we will have everything...
male strippers...female strippers...dancing floor...
Right now have to deal with Guvn'r...
Heli, what's your pleasure???
The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 21:12
:twisted: Yes darling, re-decoration is fun :D
IT'S ALSO FECKING EXPENSIVE :bicker:
And who's gonna pay for all these strippers? :shock:
:twisted: Yes darling, re-decoration is fun :D
IT'S ALSO FECKING EXPENSIVE :bicker:
And who's gonna pay for all these strippers? :shock:
Nobody...WE are going to be strippers...third job...
The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 22:03
Nobody...WE are going to be strippers...third job...
:twisted: In that case my love, I shall book you as your exclusive customer for the next 500 years :wink:
:twisted: In that case my love, I shall book you as your exclusive customer for the next 500 years :wink:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww:oops:
Isn't 500 years a long time???
Hey...forgot to ask...do you like what I've done with the place???
Mszee you have towels around here..it's getting cold..
I'd like another beer please
The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 22:32
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww:oops:
Isn't 500 years a long time???
:twisted: I could spend 1000 years with you darling :wink:
The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 22:33
Hey...forgot to ask...do you like what I've done with the place???
:twisted: It's very nice my love.
*kisses missus's nose* :wink:
The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 22:42
Mszee you have towels around here..it's getting cold..
I'd like another beer please
:twisted: *flips towels and beer through the bathroom serving hatch*
:twisted: *flips towels and beer through the bathroom serving hatch*
ouch ...boy watch where you trow the beer..You hit my head..
*drying myself and walkiing into the pub again*
I need another beer now..
big brother is watching
27 Jun 2006, 22:51
Can I come into ur bar I would love a cheeky vimto with ice. Oh and a packet of nobbys nuts. cheers.
p.s please put it on my tab
The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 22:55
Can I come into ur bar I would love a cheeky vimto with ice. Oh and a packet of nobbys nuts. cheers.
p.s please put it on my tab
:twisted: Welcome to The Bat big brother :D
Settle in, your tab has just been created :mrgreen:
big brother is watching
27 Jun 2006, 22:56
Thank you flying mouse this is just what i need after a long hard day. oh and where are the toilets in this place?
Double Vodka and Coke please bar maid! ^_^!
The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 23:29
Thank you flying mouse this is just what i need after a long hard day. oh and where are the toilets in this place?
:twisted: Just down the corridor on the left :mrgreen:
The Flying Mouse
27 Jun 2006, 23:30
Double Vodka and Coke please bar maid! ^_^!
:twisted: Well don't know where the missus has gone, so you'll have to settle for me serving you Heli :mrgreen:
:twisted: Well don't know where the missus has gone, so you'll have to settle for me serving you Heli :mrgreen:
Awwww! I'll wait then.....:|
:keke: Only joking! Cheers hun! :mrgreen:
:twisted: I could spend 1000 years with you darling :wink:
:oops:
{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}
Sorry, hun...had to run and do my second job, babe...
Thanks for taking care of things...
The Flying Mouse
28 Jun 2006, 00:12
Sorry, hun...had to run and do my second job, babe...
Thanks for taking care of things...
:twisted: No worries princess :wink:
Here I am for my nightcap, a bit early, but can't be helped.
If I could please have my special...
Sorry I have to miss the nightly fun with my favorite couple. :devil: :heart:
But can't go to bed at my usual late hour tonight, or I'll never make it up an hour earlier than usual, :zzz: :yawn:
Have a good night, Neil
The Flying Mouse
28 Jun 2006, 02:38
:twisted: Here you go Ginny :D
KARAOKE FOR THE GUVN'R
http://www.pl-entertainments.com/images/DSC00368.JPG
MARTINI LUGE
http://krystalcreations.net/mediac/400_0/media/Martini~Glass~Luge.JPG
FOR THE GIRLS:
http://www.strippergrams.com.au/rob_large.jpg
http://hunkmania.com/newyork/hunkmania_group_logo.jpg
FOR THE BOYS:
http://hawaiistrippers.biz/Betsy4.jpg
http://www.portlandstrippers101.com/Females5.jpg
The Flying Mouse
28 Jun 2006, 03:24
:twisted: Now this should be interesting, as most of the women here seem to be Meat fanciers, and those guys are everything that Meat AIN'T.
Wonder how popular they gonna be :wink:
And the women you booked don't hold a candle to you my sweet *blows kiss*
:twisted: Now this should be interesting, as most of the women here seem to be Meat fanciers, and those guys are everything that Meat AIN'T.
Wonder how popular they gonna be :wink:
And the women you booked don't hold a candle to you my sweet *blows kiss*
Hey...ladies asked for strippers...not ML
GUEST OF HONOR:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/cs/0/07/Meat_loaf.jpg
WELL! What a surprise. :shock: :yikes:
While the Girls' Thread will get a boost from those guys, only 1 is Meat. :( And the Boys' Thread will also get enriched, but the gals are not Patti or CC. But, they are all hard to miss, though. :faint: Something for everyone. :))
Oh, nearly forgot...Can I have another of my specials, please? Then I am finally off to early bed. :yawn:
Thanks.
WELL! What a surprise. :shock: :yikes:
While the Girls' Thread will get a boost from those guys, only 1 is Meat. :( And the Boys' Thread will also get enriched, but the gals are not Patti or CC. But, they are all hard to miss, though. :faint: Something for everyone. :))
Oh, nearly forgot...Can I have another of my specials, please? Then I am finally off to early bed. :yawn:
Thanks.
Well...this is a pub...these are the strippers...
Can't have ML and his girls here all the time...ML is just a guest of honor...passing by...
***breaking into the pub***
crawling around , no one sees me here...
going behind the bar and grab myself a vodka
***breaking into the pub***
crawling around , no one sees me here...
going behind the bar and grab myself a vodka
Now how did I know you will do that???
sunneke
29 Jun 2006, 10:35
Good morning, caff will do for me, make it strong iff you please????
Now how did I know you will do that???
:shock:
shoot ..I always get caught;)
Good morning, caff will do for me, make it strong iff you please????
Strong coffee with a shot of espresso coming up, madam!!!
:shock:
shoot ..I always get caught;)
Well...should have drunk so much...and now...PAY UP!!!!!!!!
Rockette
29 Jun 2006, 15:38
Watch her, she'll pay in one cent coins. How far can you count up to?
Well...should have drunk so much...and now...PAY UP!!!!!!!!
euhh:oops: ran out of money,.
can I do the dishes?
Watch her, she'll pay in one cent coins. How far can you count up to?
You weren't wrong...just look at the goal of that woman on the post below yours!!!
Why haven't you warned me before???
euhh:oops: ran out of money,.
can I do the dishes?
Well...you can do the laundry...all guvn'r socks and such...
Rockette
29 Jun 2006, 15:55
I was kinda figuring you were more clued in than that. Sorry, will keep you updated in future. Can I have a rum and coke?
Well...you can do the laundry...all guvn'r socks and such...
yuk..other question..
how about a striptease in the pub tonight:oops:
Rockette
29 Jun 2006, 15:59
yuk..other question..
how about a striptease in the pub tonight:oops:
WARNING WILL ROBINSON!! Never trust a woman in uniform.
WARNING WILL ROBINSON!! Never trust a woman in uniform.
:shock: don't spoil my clothing for tonights striptease
Rockette
29 Jun 2006, 16:05
Quick! Make that a double rum and coke, please. Where's security? Striptease???
Quick! Make that a double rum and coke, please. Where's security? Striptease???
ohh nooo..Am I making a deal for tonight...striptease for the boys..
is she calling security:roll:
Rockette
29 Jun 2006, 16:17
Start walking, sister!
Start walking, sister!
WHO ARE YOU?? security?
ohh yeezz security is drinking first and now..ohh no.no.no...I wanna stay here
Rockette
29 Jun 2006, 16:41
I have a security blanket. Does that count?
The Flying Mouse
29 Jun 2006, 17:02
:twisted: Don't need security with me as the landlord :devil:
RUG ON THE WALL:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/a8_1_b.jpg
:twiasted: Don't need security with me as the landlord :devil:
:pray: now I wonder what would be best for me..
the judgement of the landlord or security:roll:
The Flying Mouse
29 Jun 2006, 17:56
RUG ON THE WALL:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/a8_1_b.jpg
:twisted: ah, a consession to my decorating style :mrgreen:
:twisted: ah, a consession to my decorating style :mrgreen:
Is Mr. Green happy now???
The Flying Mouse
29 Jun 2006, 18:13
:twisted: Very :mrgreen:
Thank you darling :D
The Flying Mouse
29 Jun 2006, 18:34
:twisted: Right back attcha baby :heart: :mrgreen:
Rockette
30 Jun 2006, 10:11
:oops: Have we accidentally wandered into the conjugal bedroom now? :shock:
The Flying Mouse
30 Jun 2006, 16:21
:oops: Have we accidentally wandered into the conjugal bedroom now? :shock:
:twisted: I bloody well hope not :shock:
Deffinatly out of bounds to the public :wink:
:twisted: I bloody well hope not :shock:
Deffinatly out of bounds to the public :wink:
Oh hun...you mean you don't want to show people here what two crazy buckers like us can do???? :shock:
Rockette
01 Jul 2006, 11:42
:yikes: Someone please bring me my Ventolin puffer. Don't think I can stand to see anymore. :faint:
:yikes: Someone please bring me my Ventolin puffer. Don't think I can stand to see anymore. :faint:
mszee+mr.mousie=:heart:
*Dials ambulance*
Rockette
01 Jul 2006, 12:05
How thoughtful of you.
Now that the crimescene tape is gone, may I have a double scotch on the rocks, please?
sunneke
03 Jul 2006, 16:02
can i have a beer please?
The Flying Mouse
03 Jul 2006, 17:47
:twisted: So that's one scotch with rocks, and one beer :D
*puts drinks on bar*.
Sorry to all: had to close the pub due to the illness in the family - Mr. Mousie has taken ill - doctors say it's mousiepox...so...he is all covered in pox and...something else...what is it??? Can't tell from where I sit but I can assure you it doesn't look pretty...
In any event...pub is open again and please stop by and have a drink on the house!!!
Ooops...I hear knocking on the ceiling...that insufferable mousie wants me to keep on bringing him chicken soup and sandwiches...mousiepox apparently didn't diminish his appetitite...gotta run get him some more soup...help yourselves to drinks of your choice!!!
OK, please, my special, and a greeting for Mr. Mouse; hope he gets over his pox soon.
OK, please, my special, and a greeting for Mr. Mouse; hope he gets over his pox soon.
One special White Russian coming up...will tell Mr. Mousie you have inquired...he's been laid up poor dear...but what an insufferable Mouse when sick...eck...chicken soup this...and chicken soup that...I hear him knocking on the ceiling again...gotta go...
Hypnobabe
09 Jul 2006, 23:09
Best wishes to the landlord, and it strikes me it's time to make those changes you've been thinking about mszee, while he's not about to object ;)
Best wishes to the landlord, and it strikes me it's time to make those changes you've been thinking about mszee, while he's not about to object ;)
Hi, Hypnobabe...good to see you here....your best wishes will be promptly delivered...and changes are already all made...I have no idea how to make this place any better without it looking like it fell off the Mars.
Thanks for stopping by...it is landlord's wish that the place be kept open and alive until he comes back...so let's keep it going and rocking...
Drink of your choice on the house!!!
Cheers!!!
Za Vashe Zdorovye!!!
http://www.lasvegasbouquet.com/get-well/chicken-soup.jpg
Hun...this is for you!!!
http://www.bahamasb2b.com/gb/images/get_well.jpg
Best wishes to Mr Mouse from me....
hope to see him in here again soon..
I'm glad you keep the place running..
One coffee please...to early for something else..
Hypnobabe
10 Jul 2006, 11:36
Thanks landlady, I'll have a cappuchino with a red bull chaser please, need something to keep me awake today...
Best wishes to Mr Mouse from me....
hope to see him in here again soon..
I'm glad you keep the place running..
One coffee please...to early for something else..
Caelan...will do...he should be up and about sometime this week...hopefully...
I was ORDERED to keep the place running by Master and Commander...i.e. Mousie...so...I carry on with pride.
One coffee the way you like it coming up!!!
Thanks landlady, I'll have a cappuchino with a red bull chaser please, need something to keep me awake today...
One cappuchino with red bull chaser is right here, on the counter...
Interesting...both drinks are choice drinks of the landlady...we have to get together sometimes...I just wonder if those taste the same over there as over here...
he should be up and about sometime this week...hopefully...
Good to hear! .... can't decide what I would like to order..... maybe the landlady does have a suggestion for this time of day? (2 pm)
Good to hear! .... can't decide what I would like to order..... maybe the landlady does have a suggestion for this time of day? (2 pm)
ANKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So good to see you here...landlord would be so pleased...he knows you were inquiring about him the other day and is very touched...
2 PM...how about some nice coke with ice? Or maybe cold iced tea is more to your liking? Can offer you also some Red Bull for energy boost.
How is the weather down there? Maybe something warmer is needed???
You're welcome ;) Good to hear Neil is feeling better :cool: :D He can be so proud on his wife for taking over business during this absence.
Well, it is quite warm over here, considering it is Holland we are talking about! So a cold ice tea would be just fine. An energy boast isnt a good idea (thanks for offering though) since I have to sit still for quite a while this evening, listening to someone telling about the work she does ;) :D
You're welcome ;) Good to hear Neil is feeling better :cool: :D He can be so proud on his wife for taking over business during this absence.
Well, it is quite warm over here, considering it is Holland we are talking about! So a cold ice tea would be just fine. An energy boast isnt a good idea (thanks for offering though) since I have to sit still for quite a while this evening, listening to someone telling about the work she does ;) :D
Well, I hope he gets better soon...I already have a full time job...now I have to work as a barmaid AND a stripper here AND take care of laid up Mousie...too much work for one person...
http://www3.uta.edu/dining/Images/Dining_Areas/Chick_Fil_A/iced_tea_001.jpg
Here is your iced tea...hope it cools you off...
And here is your gun to shoot the person if they get too boring...
http://www.eptv.co.uk/vector/handgun.jpg
Does that have titanium night sights?
Does that have titanium night sights?
No....that's the one that came up first in Google search...but I am sure it's state of the art...as recommended by Google...
Would young lady like something to drink/eat?
Depends... can I get one of those with titanium night sights, a bucket holster with modified quick release and a matching ASP baton here? (Preferably on the quiet).
If so, yes please, I'll buy the seller a beer. :D
Depends... can I get one of those with titanium night sights, a bucket holster with modified quick release and a matching ASP baton here? (Preferably on the quiet).
If so, yes please, I'll buy the seller a beer. :D
Ummm...madam...do you have a license to carry???
May I point out that mlukfc.com does not endorse or approve of the sale of weaponry on this forum or in any of the establishments resident on said forum.
That said, we do have a small stock of ICBMs, handguns and assault rifles which can be purchased for a small fee.
May I point out that mlukfc.com does not endorse or approve of the sale of weaponry on this forum or in any of the establishments resident on said forum.
That said, we do have a small stock of ICBMs, handguns and assault rifles which can be purchased for a small fee.
Ughhh...*hides all her ammunition*
Once a moderator...always a moderator...
What is your poison, senior...it's on the house!!!
I'm on duty, thanks ... makes note of attempted bribe ...
I'm on duty, thanks ... makes note of attempted bribe ...
One drink, dear sir, bribe does NOT make...
May I point out that mlukfc.com does not endorse or approve of the sale of weaponry on this forum or in any of the establishments resident on said forum.
That said, we do have a small stock of ICBMs, handguns and assault rifles which can be purchased for a small fee.
May I please have one HK USP standard 9mm with titanium night sights, barrel mounted universal tactical light, and spare magazine plus pouch.
Any chance of the extendable ASP baton if I meet minimum bulk ammo purchase requirements?
May I please have one HK USP standard 9mm with titanium night sights, barrel mounted universal tactical light, and spare magazine plus pouch.
Any chance of the extendable ASP baton if I meet minimum bulk ammo purchase requirements?
Ma'am...if not buying anything here...please move on...
The Flying Mouse
10 Jul 2006, 18:20
:twisted: *bangs on ceiling*
BRING ME SOUP :bicker:
I'm not a well mouse *swoon :doh: *
:twisted: *bangs on ceiling*
BRING ME SOUP :bicker:
I'm not a well mouse *swoon :doh: *
*Runs up and catches mousie...*
Here is your soup, dear...it's right there on the bedside table...all ready for you, darling...
(Interesting greeting after prolonged absense I might add - marriage isn't everything it was promised to be...)
Looks like Mr. Mouse needs some extra TLC for a while. :oops:
Have fun; will order later.
Looks like Mr. Mouse needs some extra TLC for a while. :oops:
Have fun; will order later.
He can't smoke while ill...
(Trying to come up with some decent excuses)
And what happens in the bedroom...stays in the bedroom...
Ma'am...if not buying anything here...please move on...
Oh, that's nice, that is.... my money has kept you afloat, one of your earthling leaders starts offering bargains, and *I* get turfed...??? :shock:
:roll:
:D
Oh, that's nice, that is.... my money has kept you afloat, one of your earthling leaders starts offering bargains, and *I* get turfed...??? :shock:
:roll:
:D
M'am...this here is a pub...not an armory????
Would you like something that actually is a food or drink???
Hi,
Can I have my special, please?
It is so nice that Mr. Mouse made an appearance today. Have missed him a lot. Didn't mean to pry with my earlier inquiry. What I meant was that men can be so difficult and demanding when they are sick; they need some extra TLC, and part of the TLC given can be a punishment for being so cranky, given later when they are well, :devil:
However you want to administer said punishment, :oops: or :devil: :lmao: :))
Hi,
Can I have my special, please?
It is so nice that Mr. Mouse made an appearance today. Have missed him a lot. Didn't mean to pry with my earlier inquiry. What I meant was that men can be so difficult and demanding when they are sick; they need some extra TLC, and part of the TLC given can be a punishment for being so cranky, given later when they are well, :devil:
However you want to administer said punishment, :oops: or :devil: :lmao: :))
Punishment...at this point all I am thinking of is...get well soon already...you...mousie...you...
M'am...this here is a pub...not an armory????
Would you like something that actually is a food or drink???
Since when?
And frankly, weaponry is food and drink to some of us, to deny us that right is akin to discrimination and will land thee afore ye olde Equal Opportunity board faster than ye can utter the phrase "justified genocide."
Humph.
Since when?
And frankly, weaponry is food and drink to some of us, to deny us that right is akin to discrimination and will land thee afore ye olde Equal Opportunity board faster than ye can utter the phrase "justified genocide."
Humph.
Oh my dear lord...you must have had your breakfast elsewhere...did somebody do something untoward to your cereal???
Cheer up, mate...the best is yet to come...
Here...have a beer on the house...or do you need anything stronger?
Tis nothing wrong with my serial kil... :oops: I mean, my cereal....
A beer would be lovely, thank you. :D
Any chance of a chaser, please? ;)
Tis nothing wrong with my serial kil... :oops: I mean, my cereal....
A beer would be lovely, thank you. :D
Any chance of a chaser, please? ;)
*Puts down beer and a chaser on a counter*...
Here, Lotus...this is on the house...landlady is tired...
HA HA!!!
BOOOM!
*L96 grabs days takings and skedaddles....
(Oh, and thank your mother for the rabbits)
Hypnobabe
13 Jul 2006, 11:50
Sounds like you could use a break landlady... need a hand in the bar?
Hypnobabe
13 Jul 2006, 11:50
No previous experience unfortunately, but I'm a quick learner and have plenty of enthusiasm...
Is it too early for a drink?
HA HA!!!
BOOOM!
*L96 grabs days takings and skedaddles....
(Oh, and thank your mother for the rabbits)
Oh my mother died some time ago...but I will be sure to give her your message!!!
No previous experience unfortunately, but I'm a quick learner and have plenty of enthusiasm...
I am alright...but help yourself, why don't you...what's your pleasure?
Is it too early for a drink?
NEVER too early!!!
but help yourself
Thats inviting trouble with me around lol :hic:
Thats inviting trouble with me around lol :hic:
No trouble here...this is a peaceful place...except when we throw parties here...which is every night, of course...just taking a break while Guvn'r is laid up...
NEVER too early!!!
Whoo hoo... I'm gonna be p*ssed by 2.
Whoo hoo... I'm gonna be p*ssed by 2.
Well, that's what we're here for...let's do that together...what's your pleasure???
Glass of white... hell leave the bottle
Glass of white... hell leave the bottle
*Plops bottle of the best white wine in the house on the counter*...
Here you go...I, however, need something stronger this morning...
*Pours herself glass of neat Russian vodka*
Za vashe zdorovye!!!
CHEERS!
*Pours full glass of vodka down her throat*...
Yeah...
Your right... to hell with the wine give me some of your finest russian
Your right... to hell with the wine give me some of your finest russian
Here you go...wine is for dinner in a French Restaurant...this is a pub, mate...
Mooooooooousieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
GET WELL SOON!!!
:boohoo:
*And I would do aaaaaaaaaaaanyyyyyyyyyyyyythiiiiiiiiing for looooooooooooooove................*
Hypnobabe
13 Jul 2006, 16:47
Well as we're on the vodka... I'll have mine mixed with Red Bull please... but don't let me drink too much of it or you'll be redecorating again
Well as we're on the vodka... I'll have mine mixed with Red Bull please... but don't let me drink too much of it or you'll be redecorating again
My dear, dear Hypnobabe...we don't mind it here...and we LOVE to redecorate...
Here is your vodka and Red Bull...have no idea what this combination does though...puts you to sleep but keeps you awake???
Hypnobabe
13 Jul 2006, 17:00
Here is your vodka and Red Bull...have no idea what this combination does though...puts you to sleep but keeps you awake???
Thanks, mszee... it gets me very very drunk, very quickly, and makes me even sillier than I usually am.... hic...
Thanks, mszee... it gets me very very drunk, very quickly, and makes me even sillier than I usually am.... hic...
Drunk = good
Silly = good
Result: It's all good!!!
Thanks, mszee... it gets me very very drunk, very quickly, and makes me even sillier than I usually am.... hic...
Get her another one ...
*sits back to watch the silliness, camera at the ready*
Hypnobabe
13 Jul 2006, 17:55
Cor, this is a cool place, everyone buying me drinks... think I'll come here more often! Let's have another please!
Get her another one ...
*sits back to watch the silliness, camera at the ready*
*Hands Hypnobabe another drink of her choice*
Dear sir...you're turning out to be quite a voyeur...either order please or move on...nothing to see here!!!
Cor, this is a cool place, everyone buying me drinks... think I'll come here more often! Let's have another please!
Done...please come back often!!!
The Flying Mouse
13 Jul 2006, 19:20
Mooooooooousieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
GET WELL SOON!!!
:boohoo:
*And I would do aaaaaaaaaaaanyyyyyyyyyyyyythiiiiiiiiing for looooooooooooooove................*
:twisted: *sniffle*
Thanks hunni *blows kiss*
This fever is getting beyond a joke though.
Began halusinating last night and was convinced that i'm actually a lamp post :shock:
Worst thing was the fecking dogs coming by every 5 mins :doh:
:twisted: *sniffle*
Thanks hunni *blows kiss*
This fever is getting beyond a joke though.
Began halusinating last night and was convinced that i'm actually a lamp post :shock:
Worst thing was the fecking dogs coming by every 5 mins :doh:
Honey...you ARE a lamp post...
Dogs...and I was wondering all night...what's that smell????
:heart:
The Flying Mouse
13 Jul 2006, 19:25
I was wondering all night...what's that smell????
:twisted: *changes aftershave* :oops:
hey there lovely people...
I'm in a good mood..the next round is on me..
One beer please ....
hey there lovely people...
I'm in a good mood..the next round is on me..
One beer please ....
Good mood is excellent...
*Puts the best beer of the house on the counter*
Enjoy!!!
hey there lovely people...
I'm in a good mood..the next round is on me..
One beer please ....
make that two please
make that two please
Absolutely!!!
Haven't seen you before here, have I?
Well, welcome and hope to see you here often!!!
thanks MsZee.....
*shouting on the streets* ......
"come all in lets have a party"...
who's that dancer on the dancefloor..
He's a nice looking guy:roll:
thanks MsZee.....
*shouting on the streets* ......
"come all in lets have a party"...
who's that dancer on the dancefloor..
He's a nice looking guy:roll:
Oh my god...and party it is!!!
Dancer on the floor???
Don't know, dear...they all look the same to me besides hubby...and THAT...oh THAT...ain't him...hubby dances a whole lot better and is MUCH sexier!!!
:twisted: *changes aftershave* :oops:
Extremely confused...was it an aftershave or was it dogs at the lampost????
Oh my god...and party it is!!!
Dancer on the floor???
Don't know, dear...they all look the same to me besides hubby...and THAT...oh THAT...ain't him...hubby dances a whole lot better and is MUCH sexier!!!
ahh that ain't hubby??
thought it was him..dancing that smooth..I'll have a better look then..
:D
ahh that ain't hubby??
thought it was him..dancing that smooth..I'll have a better look then..
:D
Hubby is still sickly...can't dance...we will have to perform for you when he is better...
THAT...is...I don't know...let me see...Owen Wilson dancing with Isla Fisher???
Hubby is still sickly...can't dance...we will have to perform for you when he is better...
THAT...is...I don't know...let me see...Owen Wilson dancing with Isla Fisher???
oke will wait for the time he'll be able to dance..
and for now..
just give me another beer please.....
and as those seem to be dancing together..I'll leave them...
going to find an other hot guy next time;)
oke will wait for the time he'll be able to dance..
and for now..
just give me another beer please.....
and as those seem to be dancing together..I'll leave them...
going to find an other hot guy next time;)
*Watching EXTREMELY HOT GUY walking in and asking Caelan to dance*
Here you go...one beer and one hot guy!
http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/Meat-Loaf.jpg
*Watching EXTREMELY HOT GUY walking in and asking Caelan to dance*
Here you go...one beer and one hot guy!
http://www.musikbase.de/images/groups/Meat-Loaf.jpg
ooohh god..:oops::oops:I'll never refuse that dance in a milion years:oops::oops::oops:
you keep an eye on th drinks please I'll be back sometime after a lot of fun with this handsome sexy man:oops::D
ooohh god..:oops::oops:I'll never refuse that dance in a milion years:oops::oops::oops:
you keep an eye on th drinks please I'll be back sometime after a lot of fun with this handsome sexy man:oops::D
Ummm...do you need a little privacy? We rent rooms...by week, day, hour and...in some cases...minutes...
Ummm...do you need a little privacy? We rent rooms...by week, day, hour and...in some cases...minutes...
hour about at least a month..lol
hour about at least a month..lol
With that GORGEOUS MAN...gotta ask for more...
Although none are as gorgeous as hubby...
:heart:
And I take over the room ...and the guy...after she's done. :oops: :heart:
As we dream on, can I have one of my specials, please?
And I take over the room ...and the guy...after she's done. :oops: :heart:
As we dream on, can I have one of my specials, please?
*Gives vrg ticket #2*...here...form the line...
Drink of your choice coming up!!!
The Flying Mouse
13 Jul 2006, 21:07
:twisted: Can't you ladies see the sign above the door? :roll:
NO whoring of rock artists to be undertaken on the premisis :bicker:
Honestly........ :roll:
Lord Kagan
13 Jul 2006, 21:08
so anyone who isnt a rock artist then?
:twisted: Can't you ladies see the sign above the door? :roll:
NO whoring of rock artists to be undertaken on the premisis :bicker:
Honestly........ :roll:
oops..hun...didn't see you come in...
Happy you're all better!!!
:D :heart: :mrgreen:
so anyone who isnt a rock artist then?
Whatever do you mean, sir???
Lord Kagan
13 Jul 2006, 21:12
nothing *looks innocent*
And I take over the room ...and the guy...after she's done. :oops: :heart:
As we dream on, can I have one of my specials, please?
you'll have to wait a lot hun..won't give him away that easily
Ladies...quickly...break it up!!!
Landlord is back!!!
Hello, Mr. Mouse, :oops: , welcome back.
I think you will discover that said rock star is more than willing to stay in the room, with me now. :heart: :heart: :devil:
As my dreams get further afield, can I have another special, please?
And again, welcome back.
*Thanks the missus for her support and the ticket.*
The Flying Mouse
13 Jul 2006, 21:57
so anyone who isnt a rock artist then?
:twisted: :shock:
The Flying Mouse
13 Jul 2006, 21:58
whoring of rock artists to be undertaken on the premisis
:twisted: OK, which wiseass painted the word "NO" out of the sign? :bicker:
:twisted: OK, which wiseass painted the word "NO" out of the sign? :bicker:
:oops:
Me, dear...in my mind...you're the only rock artist I know...:oops:
And I was thinking of myself as the ONLY customer...
The Flying Mouse
13 Jul 2006, 22:13
:twisted: And you want to whore me out? :yikes:
That wasn't in the wedding vows :wtf:
:twisted: And you want to whore me out? :yikes:
That wasn't in the wedding vows :wtf:
You DO HAVE TO READ my posts...I was to be the ONLY customer...
BUT...I do love you anyway...
Whore you out??? How crass...how much do you charge per hour by the way??? Business woman in me is interested...
The Flying Mouse
14 Jul 2006, 00:14
You DO HAVE TO READ my posts...I was to be the ONLY customer...
BUT...I do love you anyway...
Whore you out??? How crass...how much do you charge per hour by the way??? Business woman in me is interested...
:twisted: Sorry darling :oops:
Must be a little more thorough in reading next time :roll:
The "buisness woman" in you?
Would this be the buisness woman in the smart suit, lacy underwear, and silk stockings :drool:
*chases missus up the stairs: :twisted:
:twisted: Sorry darling :oops:
Must be a little more thorough in reading next time :roll:
The "buisness woman" in you?
Would this be the buisness woman in the smart suit, lacy underwear, and silk stockings :drool:
*chases missus up the stairs: :twisted:
And for those who awated continuation of THIS story...here it goes...
GOOD NIGHT...
What happens in the bedroom...stays in the bedroom...but I hope it was half as good for you all as it was for me...:oops:
That's right, what happens in the room, stays there, for me and rock star, too, :oops: :oops: :heart: :heart:
Another special, please, if you can.
nothing *looks innocent*
*Gives Lord jaundiced eye*
Innocent??? And what kind of look is that pray tell???
That's right, what happens in the room, stays there, for me and rock star, too, :oops: :oops: :heart: :heart:
Another special, please, if you can.
Okie doke...somebody looks very happy and pleased with herself...
Here's you drink...and here's one for the rock star...he looks very smashing...not as good as his tribute here...but good enough I suppose...
Yes, please.
Ummm...ok...*notes in her little black book*...Lotus said...Yes, please...*ponders the meaning of it and the meaning of it all*
The meaning is that fact does not exist, there is only quality of illusion. Nothing is true, nothing is right, there is no such thing as justice, the world is a confusing and dangerous place regardless of prior experiences and qualifications, a decent cost-benefits analysis doesn't always have the answers, there are no answers, merely stars a million miles away, shining down like a lemon tree in the autumn then dropping its rotten fruit everywhere, to breed the worms for the circle of life with no purpose, for what rises from clay must descend to clay, and thus we are all mortals bound by our clay feet and achilles heels, and when push comes to shove, the referee inevitably hides under the mattress, assuming there is an impartial referee to start with and what would that be, the conscience, the mind, an objective outsider, an insider, a mole, a betrayer, or the yearning for a warm day, seduced by balmy breezes and salt air, with fish and chips, a picnic, some champagne and the universe will keep on moving, for we are insignificat and nothing really matters except I WANT A BEER.
So, yes please.
The meaning is that fact does not exist, there is only quality of illusion. Nothing is true, nothing is right, there is no such thing as justice, the world is a confusing and dangerous place regardless of prior experiences and qualifications, a decent cost-benefits analysis doesn't always have the answers, there are no answers, merely stars a million miles away, shining down like a lemon tree in the autumn then dropping its rotten fruit everywhere, to breed the worms for the circle of life with no purpose, for what rises from clay must descend to clay, and thus we are all mortals bound by our clay feet and achilles heels, and when push comes to shove, the referee inevitably hides under the mattress, assuming there is an impartial referee to start with and what would that be, the conscience, the mind, an objective outsider, an insider, a mole, a betrayer, or the yearning for a warm day, seduced by balmy breezes and salt air, with fish and chips, a picnic, some champagne and the universe will keep on moving, for we are insignificat and nothing really matters except I WANT A BEER.
So, yes please.
Yer Gods...Guvn'r I thought you have re-opened the church???
Here is your...
http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn8069/dn8069-1_350.jpg
And the answer of the most important question in the Universe is... 42...so relax and enjoy your beer...hope it's large enough...
Whoever that was would be kicked out of the church, with about 20 seconds...
Thanks for the beer...
Whoever that was would be kicked out of the church, with about 20 seconds...
Thanks for the beer...
Yeah, I know...preacher doesn't like competition...:lmao:
Could be an interesting discussion to watch, though.
Could be an interesting discussion to watch, though.
Yeah...and church has grown some cobwebs too...
There just ain't two more crazier goons than moi and Mr. Guvn'r
That *almost* sounded like a challenge....
That *almost* sounded like a challenge....
It did...didn't it? Sounded like that to me too when I re-read it...but hey...some of us are sleep deprived...I should really go...Master and Commander needs some warming up...:oops: :retard:
Anyone serving today i got a taste for beer last night and need another lol
Mines a bud......anyone else want one?
Anyone serving today i got a taste for beer last night and need another lol
Mines a bud......anyone else want one?
It appears we're now open 24/7...
Here you go...http://www.koff.fi/stc/images/docs/budweiser.jpg
Here you go...
*Plonks beer on the counter*
Girls...I think we need to get some guys in here...eh?
I mean...I am all set...but I do care about ya'll
Here you go...
*Plonks beer on the counter*
Girls...I think we need to get some guys in here...eh?
I mean...I am all set...but I do care about ya'll
Aaww thanks hun..that would be great...
I've found one on the streets..can I bring this one in??he can use a beer i guess
http://foto.lnr-beaucerons.com/stripper.jpg
Aaww thanks hun..that would be great...
I've found one on the streets..can I bring this one in??he can use a beer i guess
http://foto.lnr-beaucerons.com/stripper.jpg
No clothes - no beer...tell him to put at least a shirt on...
Do you serve tea in this pub? My kettle appears to have broken. :shock:
http://foto.lnr-beaucerons.com/dressed.jpg:shock::shock:
now see what happened..he's all dressed up..
but ain't that good looking anymore:(:oops:
Do you serve tea in this pub? My kettle appears to have broken. :shock:
Hi, Jan...welcome to our pub!!!
We serve everything in this pub...what kind of tea would you like?
http://foto.lnr-beaucerons.com/dressed.jpg:shock::shock:
now see what happened..he's all dressed up..
but ain't that good looking anymore:(:oops:
Hahahahahahaaha...
As the previous gent wasn't my type...I like this one much better!!!
(At least he will repeat EXACTLY what you've said...and not what he THINKS you've said)
Earl Grey please, milk, no sugar.
The Flying Mouse
14 Jul 2006, 18:48
:twisted: Cup of earl grey comin up :D
Thank you for making sure the strict dress code is adheared to darling :wink:
:twisted: Cup of earl grey comin up :D
Thank you for making sure the strict dress code is adheared to darling :wink:
That code doesn't include you, dear...*batting her eyelashes at hubby*
The Flying Mouse
14 Jul 2006, 19:08
That code doesn't include you, dear...*batting her eyelashes at hubby*
:twisted: Only upstairs darling :wink:
'tis so great to have you back, Mr. Mouse. Great to see the Mr. & Mrs. running the business. :D
May I have my special, please? Won't need the room today; star is off to the Mid-West.
:twisted: Only upstairs darling :wink:
So what are we waiting for, dearest??? :oops:
'tis so great to have you back, Mr. Mouse. Great to see the Mr. & Mrs. running the business. :D
May I have my special, please? Won't need the room today; star is off to the Mid-West.
One special White Russian coming up...or as we call it now...
Belyi Rusak...
Yeah, it's good to have Mr. Mousie back...he is a prince of a man...
The Flying Mouse
14 Jul 2006, 21:43
So what are we waiting for, dearest??? :oops:
:twisted: No time like the present :mrgreen:
:twisted: No time like the present :mrgreen:
*Giggles madly and runs into a broom closet*...maybe another one of my fantasies will come true, eh dear?
The Flying Mouse
14 Jul 2006, 22:03
*Giggles madly and runs into a broom closet*...maybe another one of my fantasies will come true, eh dear?
:twisted: *legs it after her*
You never know dear :wink:
:twisted: *legs it after her*
You never know dear :wink:
*The door of the closet slams behind both of them*
Fade to black...
And that is how both halves of the couple ended up coming out of the closet, much to the surprise of all at the wedding.
That has to go in the book.
May I have a double sctoch, please?
And that is how both halves of the couple ended up coming out of the closet, much to the surprise of all at the wedding.
That has to go in the book.
May I have a double sctoch, please?
Wait...this happened AFTER the wedding...you got it all confused...
Here is your scotch...
http://www.twofresh-twofold.com/writing/chisoc.links/chisoc.images/scotch.jpg
What an interesting development! :oops: :)) :devil: :yikes:
Let me have a double special, please. I'll need it now! :cheers:
What an interesting development! :oops: :)) :devil: :yikes:
Let me have a double special, please. I'll need it now! :cheers:
Here is your double special, vrg!!!
Enjoy!!!
Good stuff.... may I have another, please?
Actually, could you just pass over the bottle? ;)
Lord Kagan
15 Jul 2006, 02:55
may i have something with lots and lots of chocolate?! peeeeeeaaaaaas! *looks cute, gives puppy dog eyes*
may i have something with lots and lots of chocolate?! peeeeeeaaaaaas! *looks cute, gives puppy dog eyes*
*Hands LK chocolate cake, chocolate moose and hot chocolate*
Would that be all, sir?
Lord Kagan
15 Jul 2006, 13:55
yes thanks :D
And can I please upgrade my order to the H&K MP5, rather than the USP?
Lord Kagan
15 Jul 2006, 14:06
*ducks for cover*
The last person to say that to me was an airport controller....
Lord Kagan
15 Jul 2006, 15:16
thank you lotus :D
*Puts a large notice on the door of the pub*:
http://www.compliancesigns.com/media/ONE-4705_300.gif
TO ALL: PLEASE BE SO KIND AS TO COMPLY!!!
Hypnobabe
15 Jul 2006, 21:23
Can I have a nice chilled glass of White Zinfandel please? Either a Gallo or a Blossom Hill.... and yes, I know it's not the best quality wine in the world, but it's what I like, so there!
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